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Berg about: Tribe commentator hates them i've always got my "weapon" on me!!! Berg about: Tribe commentator hates them no stone throwing...i'm just saying if 100 of you were there... i would so love to poop on the side of a building at a party, it'd be fun. in fact...dickey's wedding sounds ideal. Berg about: Tribe commentator hates them the link on the page to the miami party was pretty funny...stupid out of control pooping college students. if 100 Thews were to have a fraternity formal... Berg about: Roethlisberger suspended six games i would like to ammend my big ben post - he should be held to higher standards as he is a representative of the NFL. If I did stuff like that and it got out to all the car buyers that ERIC GREENBERG at Bedford Nissan did this or that, then sure it's embarassing and could harm car sales for the whole dealership. But what I'm saying is, it's a huge suspension for something he was never proven to have done. I'm up for further education from pittsburgh fans or more well read people, but what was he PROVEN to have done? Berg about: Roethlisberger suspended six games and the whole bday issue last year, was there is no 'sell the tickets' option because i refused to sell mine just for the party. i think a saturday party will work and grandparents can be in town sunday for the real deal if they choose, and i don't have to be present for that visit, i'll be at browns steelers game!!! Berg about: Roethlisberger suspended six games the NFL put all divisional games in the last 2 weeks by plan. They are sick of the teams that sit their stars, or don't play hard. But with the Browns are playing the Steelers the last week of the season - the Browns are expected to play hard because it's the Steelers. Otherwise, half the team would quit on them because we know they're out of the playoffs. The hope is also that the games will have playoff implications within the division, and hopefully with the teams playing.As for Big Ben - he did nothing wrong, everything is allegedly, the girl changed her story 3 tiems, i'm sorry, but I think the NFL is wrong on these types of "send a message" suspensions when there is no basis but allegations! From what I read on yahoo sports - the girl's story changed 3 times and a doctor said the bruising is consistent with consensual sex. Is it cool to walk around with your cock out? Sure it is! I can name 3 people whose cock i've seen at parties. None of us suspended them from the next party. it was funny. so what story should we be judged by? allegations or prosecutions? Berg about: NFL schedule I'm taking suggestions on how to tell my wife (whose family lives out of town and will be driving in) that the Browns vs. Steelers game on Jan. 2 @ 1:00 pm is going to over-ride Gideon's first birthday party... Berg about: Fpr Andy seriously, what am I doing wrong if he has time to do that??? oh wait, selling cars is what I'm doing wrong... :-) Berg about: derek congrats derek!!! Berg about: side job if you were to design a house for a friend's parents that you also knew very well...what's a ballpark number for detailed drawings & specs, including interior room elevations on a 750,000 house on a 250,000 piece of land. NOT including SITE costs. But including 3 or 4 weekly site visits, sometimes alone, sometimes with owners. (and I'll give them a $200/sf range for a well built house with good appointments, but $250-$300/sf for a well built house and high quality appointments/painting/door hinges/locksets) I'm thinking the ballpark of $30,000...that's less than 5% on the 750K. At my last job it would have been at least 100K and they would have wound up with a 1.4 mil. house...but I'm back to reality and dealing with friends. Berg about: here those ass pennies was a big waste of my time. night. car sales sucks with these hours...and no pc. miss you guys Berg about: Footballs first of all - i'm all for honking chics hooters...second, i like selling cars...i don't like the hours or the lack of bdc time, but i'll figure out how to fit that in soon.third, i sold 3 cars in 2 days! I'm pumped...up to 9 cars for the month and most seasoned salesmen sell between 15-25 each month. but don't worry a'ron, i have learned how to really pull of a big sale so i'm not making much money. i'll make that if i get a good pull on the cash board that we can get to pick numbers from if we hit certain goals. there is 10,000 total and so far i have two picks...i hope one is the $1,000!Fourth Gideon got approval from insurance and will get fitted for helmet soon! I keep saying it'll be his first of many...just the rest will be football and baseball! Berg about: Gideon Update So here's a little update...sorry for the BDC post, but it's too hard to email everyone, and I'm scared I'll miss someone. Parenthood has been a blast! But we've also discovered the stress of being parents and worrying about their children faster than most. Thankfully, I'm writing to update you on Gideon with the best possible results of numerous tests and doctor appointments. Gideon was born with excessive head molding (the cone shape) which did not go down in the normal time frame. The initial thoughts were that he had Craniosynostosis, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craniosynostosis) a diagnosis that scared us, though had a good chance of being treatable. Gideon had a CT scan at 3 weeks of age which our pediatrician thought showed signs of early skull fusion. We were referred to a pediatric neurosurgeon, pediatric geneticist, and pediatric plastic surgeon!!! All these appointments happened within the last week, the final one with plastics which gave us a final diagnosis that the plates in Gideon's skull are TOUCHING but NOT FUSING. This is fantastic news and Gideon's molding should continue to come down naturally. However, normal treatment is that Gideon be fitted for a special helmet (he'd wear 23/7) to help shape his head over the next 4-6 months in order to avoid any later complications should his plates start to fuse early, since they are already touching. Robyn and I want to thank all of you for your love and support, even though most of you did not even know about any of this. As many of you know first hand...this is not fun stuff, but for all of those that knock the city of Cleveland, you can't beat the health care available here! All the specialists we met with are considered to be in the top 10 doctors in their specialties in the world! Berg about: this is my football team you realize what makes it worse, right? we all get punting is awful...but punting out of your own endzone...worse...but punting out of your own end zone AGAINST the Browns...does it get worse??!! Berg about: holy shit Cleve-town!!! derek - not sure if it was covered, but you saw the latest THUG signed by Cincy?! Tank Williams? Brad can give you the low down on that loser!I owe a car salesman update, it will happen soon, but the hours sucks and the 'free time' is not like an architecture firm. It's fun though. All you that have a car...suckas!!! :) I know the secrets now! Berg about: o.m.g. cram! and learn on the job...how can i study up on cars when i see Patti the matchmaker's titties on Tyra Banks? Umm...hello! Patti rocks. Berg about: o.m.g. Biggie - any reference to 'hearthquakes' makes my day/week. Galvez was awesome! I heard he had inoperable brain tumors and passed away. Sad.So with the fond memories of Galvez, I am announcing that on Monday, I start my new career as a CAR SALESMAN. Matt was kind enough to let me try it out and with the economy here so awful, my bank accounts depleted and 3 principles telling me (this week) I should just take any job I can find and try to get back into architecture in a year or so, I am saying bon voyage to full time architecture and hello to a thin creepy mustache. If anyone needs a Nissan let me know, I'll hook you up! wink, wink. (They also have a few used cars if you are a non-Nissan guy.) Berg about: labor twist the nipples! that's supposed to release something in your body that causes labor. they say walking around a lot, but 3 hours didn't work for Robyn. Pitocin also helps :-)I'm exhausted...this kid cries a lot when not being held. Berg about: work I think I'm pretty smart...but maybe I'm not...could anyone tell me what services I'd be selling if I had this job? This is the broadest, least descriptive job add i've ever read! INsphereIS Berg about: Tiger gotta say this press conference is awesome! as it dragged out it even got better...the full 15 minutes is well worth the watch. what i can't believe is that is was on EVERY news channel!!! ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, FOX news, MSNBC, ESPN, HNN, CNN News...fantastic coverage! you'd think the President was talking or we had been attacked! Berg about: olympic there's a skier that bit it hard today...i guess the top sprinter or something, anyways she fell right at a ditch and wound up going into the water and hitting her back on a rock. it looks so painful! she's doing well though and still in teh hunt. Berg about: 10 Reasons Not To Become An Architect take a few imodium before the trip Berg about: 10 Reasons Not To Become An Architect #6 rings way to true for me. it does suck that you can't just go somewhere without thinking how the goose neck on the stair railing is just all wrong!If I could do it all over again, I'd be the biggest computer programing nerd on the planet or a marine biologist. I can't get enough HD Discovery about the water, the fish and our oceans. I'd love to just go study something so small and insignificant as the dragon fish (look it up, cool looking little guy) and get paid lots of money to scuba dive and be underwater all day learning about it. Not sure where you get those cushy jobs, but I know they exist. Maybe I could be an underwater cameraman. Where do you go to college for that! Berg about: footballs Derek, I'm pretty sure I just they are interested in another JONES - ADAM "PACMAN" JONES!!!Seriously, will you still root for them if they sign yet another thug? The Browns have a history of awful drafts...and I can get past that, but I'm not sure I could get past them signing one thug after another, and having the highest arrest rate...(if that's that case, but I can't imagine they don't) Berg about: Baby G Here's some new pics of Gideon photo share 2 Berg about: bengals bummer...but real question is why is he driving a 2003 Pontiac? I can't even think of a "vintage" 2003 car that would be even remotely cool to be driving. Berg about: trains could we just located the bubdotcompound in Europe and we don't have to worry about the stupid lack of trains, walk-ability and really expensive cabs in the US? I like what America stands for, not too crazy about what America IS, and I'd so willing to jump ship for some socialist European country. Berg about: browns i think ryan leaf is available too biggie. honestly, i have no clue who lefevour is. Berg about: trains the big picture is that this is the first step towards connecting this region to the rest of the country with rail! If this gets done, I have doubts it will become more than just millions on planning, Cleveland could get connected to Chicago and Detroit, via Toledo, and I'd imagine Cincy will get connected to the trains they're building down there...eventually it'll compete with the airplanes. I'd love for the US Gov't to run the trains as a business and compete with the airplanes in 20 years. I'd take a train from Cleveland to Atl. if it was 3 or 4 hours, sure the plane is 1.5 hours, but having more room, less hassle with luggage (i'd imagine it's more like trains in Europe) it'd be great!I hope we're smart enough to plan on the increased Home Land Security needed though to now cover the trains too. Berg about: st patty is there a good bar to take a deuce in? Berg about: almost Pantuso baby time her water was leaking all day, and finally broke around 7:00. They gave her 4 hours to go into labor naturally, and then had to induce. She got the petosin around 11:00 pm, epidural around 1:30, baby at 5:05. It was crazy, she went from 3 cm to 8 cm in 45 minutes - that 45 minutes was the time it took to call the anestheiaoligist, get the epidural and check her out again. Thank God she got it when she did, or it would have been ugly! I couldn't have handled it, let alone Robyn. I don't know how women can do it naturally. Berg about: almost Pantuso baby time not to make you jealous Cristen, but when Robyn got induced, it was 6 hours later :-) But, one does need to consider it was my son, and he was dying to get out so he could take his first poop and suckle his first breast! There was nothing holding him back! Berg about: Kinda Working by thank you letter, i meant follow up letter Berg about: Kinda Working I'm off to Kent State in a few hours to teach a back to back 3D course...leaving here super early so I can learn the software this morning...think it works like that elsewhere? The teacher learning the software hours before teaching it. Anyone use Rhino ever?On a different topic - do I hand write a thank you letter to the partner at WRL that I met with, or will email suffice. The partner meeting isn't until next Monday and he won't know if there's even room to add me until then, so timing wise, I think I have the time. Berg about: More random stuff I do not have Bon Voyage. Here's a link to a google photo album ... i think it'll work Gideon photo share 1 Berg about: More random stuff U.F.O. - I have a double disk, is there more out there? Robyn, Gideon and I have been really enjoying it! Berg about: btw Hey Wes, I saw your post about today is a palindrome... 01.11.10 Gideon was supposed to come on 01.22.10 which made us giggly with excitement for a palindrome, but then realized 01.02.2010 is still palindromic!!! And he was born at 5:05. That added to the excitement! Berg about: I miss it here I need a job so i can be a bdc contributor again! it's not fun when someone isn't paying me to procrastinate and argue with you fools. anyways, for the KSU football fans out there, here's a story that might interested you ... Pees to leave Patriots Berg about: Nissassa i so need ajob so i can buy an xbox in time for the madden season. maybe gideon needs one, yeah, i'll buy one and tell robyn it's for him but i need to break it in first!!! all doing well...feeding time again. man i wish i ate this much!!! or got the boobs this much during our courtship!!! :-)that's for the congrats, etc... Berg about: Baby Berg First Post of the new year! I win! Oh, and by the way, we had our baby! Gideon Shai Greenberg was born 01-02-2010 @ 5:05. Only 3 weeks early, but he's tiny - 5 lbs 3 oz and 18 1/2" long. He's doing great and the giant molded head is shrinking. Robyn is doing great and is loving all this, as am I. It's amazing! There are some pictures up on facebook and a video. Until I get my awesome website up that I'll never get around to building, that's the best place to look. Happy New Year!P.S. Gideon got to seee his first Browns win!!! He's 1-0 heading into 2011. If you don't facebook here's a pic Berg about: holidays and happy everything to everybody and most importantly drink and be merry with family!!! Berg about: magic so i am pumped about blue tooth technology! I just bought 2 blue tooth adapters (for the laptop and PC) and blue tooth speakers ... I can set those suckers up in the nursery, and control the music without having to go in there! Even better, my phone is bluetooth, it's the new chocolate touch, which is an mp3 player, so i don't even have to go to the laptop or pc, i can just play the music from that even!!! next up is to buy a cordless phone with bluetooth so i can use it in the condo and it'll be easier to wedge into the shoulder / ear hold than these candy bar cell phones. anyone else all bluetoothed up like I am going to be? Berg about: aural pleasures First, I like Lady Gaga occasionally! And ... i like the new britney and i like really have enjoyed listening to miley cyrus and that butterflies fly away song. i don't care what you think i enjoy catchy pop songs by lipsyncing hoochies that are hot and sluttily dressed.Second, I'm more interested in Wes's reviews because they will be in haiku and have BOLD text.Third, I use Google Chrome as a web browser and it has a spell check option. sometimes i ignore it though. I think you can activate spell check in internet explorer and firefox. it's pretty awesome! must faster than the lame spell check on my hotmail account.Fourth, in a music related note, and kinda cool, my brother-in-law was named the west coast hip-hop label promoter of the year. first time someone from Atlantic records won it. pretty cool. Berg about: footballs boo-hoo, mine stopped playing in 1995!!! :-) our coaching is awful. we could have tied that game yesterday. on reason we didn't - we used a prevent defense with the ball around the 45 and 6 seconds left in the 1st half - we gave them a 20 yard cushion!!!! 3 man rush and dropped 8 guys back 20 - 50 yards back! no joke! we even called a timeout after lining up like that, so all the fans though, oh, good they realized they can't do that, they can still get a FG. NOPE!!! after the TO they lineup up the exact same way - then the chargers ran a quick 10 yard out, got in FG range and add 3 pts. The theory I guess was we didn't give up a TD! WTF? Berg about: ringtones I can't tell you how satisfying it is when someone agrees with me on bdc!!! It's so rare and special. Maybe I should say things like "we should all be independantly wealthy and play in the BDC compound all day" and get more warm fuzzies. I remember we made little yellow warm fuzzies that we handed out in first grade. those were fun days. after that project, i think we did the old stamps lacquered onto a can for Father's Day or something! Berg about: ringtones i haven't updated to the latest itunes, but it tells me only songs purchased on itunes can be converted to ringtones. and even the ones i have bought, it tells me i can't convert them. pieces of crap. any idea what file format iphone ringtones are? Berg about: ringtones i'm trying to convert .mp3 to .wav files then clipping and down sampling to make my own ringtones instead of re-buying them for my new phone. it's fun, but frustrating, it sounds great on pc speakers but not so great on a phone. it's stupid that i can't transfer fucking ringtones! Berg about: interviews you know, that D.U.E. guys is hard to keep away from this site! But often has interesting points. Berg about: economy Large - I was depressed the other day and looking up depression and architects and found an encouraging article - architects and engineers are 10% less likely to be depressed than most other professions. I think we don't get depressed because we were beat down so low in college everything looks bright once you get out of there! Berg about: Most awesome video ever!! holy crap that's fantastic news! details? Berg about: Browns and i left out that David Veikune was inactive as well. he was another one of our 2nd round draft picks. WTF! Berg about: Browns the Browns are the most inept, poorly coached and dysfunctional team in the NFL! They were awful yesterday. They offense was worse than offensive and the play calling could be the worst ever! A 5 year old playing Madden has a better grasp. And we played a recently called up from the practice squad WR (Jake Allen) while our 2nd round draft pick and "most polished WR in the 2009 NFL draft" was inactive yet again! How can Brian Robiskie be so bad that he we inactive for Jake Allen? And why is Jake Allen playing ahead of Mike Fuery? I agree Cribbs is awful and have no problem with Jake Allen playing over Cribbs, but that wasn't even the case most of the day? It'll be 5 years before this team has any direction or consistency. And I can't believe what a bust Brady Quinn is. Detroit was a fluke. He was so inaccurate this week it made quarterbacks at every turkey bowl this year look good! He might be sexy, but I've lost faith that he's good.My prediction - we keep Mangini, hire Charlie Weiss and continue to suck! But we'll hear how Weiss teaming up with Quinn again is genius! fuck fuck fuck i hate the Browns right now! Berg about: Turkeys fucking turkey day rocks Berg about: ski trip oh, we can't go. you said to let you know if it sounded fun. and i think it sounds like a fun time! :) Berg about: stuff Wes - I think it sounds like fun. Berg about: slow news day Buckeye, The Falcon, dies at age 14 ... will be missed by all Clevelanders Berg about: For you new planners in the group and then there's the fucking ball kicker that should be illegal since it's not fair to firms trying to break into the market w/o hiring a professional consultant... "documenting professional experience on a LEED-registered project, within the last 3 years, with verification through LEED Online or employer attestation" Berg about: photos wow! the strawberry and banana!! That's amazing! Berg about: nice happy bday a'ron Berg about: phones in other news - check out www.wirefly.com before you buy a new cell phone. they are all $50 cheaper than if i used verizon online to do it, and $70 - $100 cheaper than buying it in the store. I think I'm going to get a Droid phone soon cuz I'm jealous of I-phones and love Verizon. Berg about: footballs the browns suck and will only draft another 1st pick bust that will cost us millions and probably hold out. awesome. i hope we get the 1st pick of the draft and trade it for more picks. our team is so bad and has 0 talent at 90% of positions and 0 at the skilled positions. Cribbs is a great returner, but he's an awful WR who can't catch and runs sloppy routes. I want to stick with Mangini but each week I wonder why not just a whole new regime. A friend of mine's uncle is a o-lineman's dentist - he says the players actually like Mangini, but that a few hold overs from romeo's era don't like him because they have to work too hard. I'd love to know what it's like to work to hard playing fucking football as an adult. I would have loved to have had the talent to do that. Berg about: bday Happy Birthday to my alter ego D.U.E. Berg about: um I still just don't get the T. I love the LGB, have compassion for the hermaphrodite, but I don't get the even though science and chemistry say I'm a boy, I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body...oh, and I'm attracted to women... Berg about: shout-out this one goes out to sweet-J if you're out there stalking us ... I know it's your new favorite song. (man, we need a good goat haus party so i could blast this like it's lou bega!) Party in the USA Berg about: stump awesome find! do you still have the stump? Berg about: footballs the real question - why try that play at the end, yet you gave up in the 1st half with 49 seconds left Berg about: help me no, i didn't realize i was being rude. i'm pretty sure after 10+ years of beefy comments going back and forth between toner and i, it's not really rude. the guy woke me up at 3:00 am with a pony keg tap to the head and the spout in my mouth - i drank ... i think that gives me quite a few liberties. Berg about: footballs "decention" really A'ron?I thought the Browns might have a shot at the Ravens...until I read our leader tackler, Eric Barton is done for the season, meaning our two leading tacklers have both been lost to injury. Too bad we don't have any of the awesome USC linebackers we passed up on...what Browns fan wouldn't want to see Clay Mathews Jr. running around in #57 on MNF against the Ravens!? It would have been a wet dream come true for me. Berg about: old email Bader is awesome. I've actually strayed from FTL to Adidas boxer briefs - they are better than said FTLs. Berg about: birthday happy birthday cathryn! Berg about: birthday happy birthday bub! Berg about: SketchUP those fucks at google and their billion dollar stock took away the import/export dwg feature in the new 7.1 sketchup! and they locked out 6.0 sketchup users and force them to upgrade! What asshat dickfucks! here's two links to read more and download the importer:http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/sketchup/thread?tid=45036d62683b292d&hl=en the importer program Berg about: footballs Vick in Buffalo would be a good fit! In my Madden Franchise they got Vick and only missed the super bowl by a loss to the Cleveland Browns! And Vick was the MVP of the league a few times in Buffalo as well as a leading rusher.In other Madden news, the '09 Browns beat the '99 Browns 53% of the time in faceoff to see which team was worse. It was done by whatifsports.com. It doesn't make me feel better Berg about: poop holy crap i missed the best bdc day ever!!! Aaron, thank you for that link - i've sent them my email asking to help start the cleveland MizPee site! Seriously, if I ever had a calling in life, I'm pretty sure that this is it. Amazingly, Biggie's calling might be this too. How could 2 people find each other in college and have a similar calling? Crazy! Large - you better email and be the Columbus MizPee!!!I recently had the need to go at the Union Club in downtown Cleveland (membership required, but pretend your meeting someone there and walk right in) and their stalls were small but really nice and clean - the problem - the lights! They used a ridiculously HOT beam which almost burns you as you sit there on the crapper. Then the heat makes your poo smell worse. It was awful. Next time I'm there, I'm leaving a note about this in the comment box! Berg about: ARE by the way, the should call the structures test, Wind, Earthquake and Moment Frame/Connection Test. I'd say 80% of my test was on one of those 3. Berg about: buggery buggery. hehe. here's a cute story to melt your heart Berg about: ARE another classic from the Kaplan review: "Soap or other lubricant may be used to facilitate insertion."Seriously, how am I supposed to focus and not come post these gems on bdc? yesterday i couldn't stop laughing about the 'stiffening' effect of concrete. how am I going to take this test when every other word in insertion, stiffening or they keep talking about dropping loads! Berg about: lights on this early darkness is bullshit! why do we still change the friggin clocks? wouldn't we all love to walk into work still dark and get home still light? fuck the farmers, let them adjust to working man's time, like the west coast has to adjust to eastern standard time for football games. ugh, could you imagine how awful it would be to have to get up at 10:00 on a Sunday and the games starting instead of still having 3 hours! Berg about: ARE I took one in June and didn't get my results until late August. Berg about: ARE here's a good bit of study info from page 106 of 123 on Earthquake Design:Re: Existing Buildings 4. Exterior cladding, veneer, and wall panels should be adequately attached to the framing to prevent them from falling off. Berg about: weekends we've had 14 since 1999...less than 1 per year...but I think we've had 11 in the last 102 games, which means you win that round! here's a cool Browns stats page: Historic Browns Stats Berg about: weekends Wes, I think I found a stat that lets me lay claim on the "my team is worse" title:78 - 209: The difference between the points scored and points allowed by the Browns this season. Berg about: weekends Robyn and I spent Saturday in the Amish country South of Canton. We ate lots of great cheese!!! And we even went antiquing when we found out the farm tours were closed due to rainy weather. Jared would have been proud, and I'm sure has frequented the one in Walnut Creek - it's one of the places on earth where you can just tell Jared has been there. Berg about: structures this study for the structures test brings back awful memories of 7:45 classes where I was too tired to absorb all the crazy information being thrown at me. Fuck, how did we all survive those structures classes?! This shit is hard?!Any Architects have any structures tips? Like what is a typical 'calculation' question? Do you have to do all the steps? Berg about: baseballs by the way - Not 1 starting player in the 1997 WS Cleveland Indians team was acquired via FA. Every player got to Cleveland via trade! Berg about: baseballs Wes you skipped the whole other part about acquiring your players via trade being okay. The Yankees went out and BOUGHT the top 3 Free Agents in 2009. They didn't trade, they didn't give up talent, they BOUGHT them.Your Bo Sox had all-stars on your team, but just not that year. They were acquired through trades and FAs, which is fine. It's when your roster is filled with an all-star at every position that you acquired in FA's is when I consider it to be buying a team. If the tribe wins with all the players they got in the trades for CC, Lee and Martinez, I wouldn't say they bought a team, they made good moves. Totally different than blowing over 300 million on 3 player's contracts within a month of each other. Berg about: World record wow dude, i could easily break that record, and I'd be doing the unhooking from the front, reaching around to the back!That's the host from my favorite tv show on fox reality - Battle of the Bods Berg about: baseballs i think my answer is pretty good. how many all-stars do you have that you acquired through FA's versus trades and home grown talent.of your games listed, only Randy Johnson's Game 2, 2001 counts, but that was at HOME. Did you not see Lee's stats?Cliff Lee - Game 1 - 2009 WS - 9 inn 6h 1r 0bb 10K.He gave up the 1 run in the 9th, so had he not come out he would have had the 0r that the others had, but had 0 Walks and 10 Ks! I'd take that over beckt, rogers, schilling and glavine. probably not over johnson, but it's close consider it was in NY. Berg about: scholarships maybe it could be similar to the slave-auction we did and they would have to clean up after a competition weekend, or baby sit during the weekend?I'm sure we could do our own scholarship criteria - within reason.Or it could be a beer identifying contest?Or breast size guessing contestOr it could be a agro-walking competition? Berg about: baseballs I think if you have a team that has an all-star at every position, and only 2 of them had their first all-star appearance on your team, then you're considered "buying wins." If you're a team like the Phillies who have some homegrown talent (Utley, Howard, Rollins, Hamels, Happ) and some traded for talent and some FA's big dollar guys, then you're not really buying wins, you're making good moves.Bub, name 5 of those performances...I don't believe you. Berg about: scholarships out of curiosity, while i have free time on my hand - would you guys be interested in a class of 2001 architecture scholarship for students studying in Florence? I haven't really donated to Kent other than a few books and saw in the last CAED newsleter some other classes do this. I figure we could easily solicit 30+ friends, get $100 each and be able to help a student with $3,000 or more?If you guys thought you'd be willing to do $100 each year, we might be 1/3 of the way to 30 before I even start trying. If not oh well, just a thought. Berg about: baseballs one of the best performances hands down! In the NEW Yankkee stadium, Game 1 of the World Series, and he throws a game like that, against a team that has faced him a ton in the past - amazing performance. What's sad is the Yankee's can't BUY their best performance ever. I hate the Yankees and their frigging 300+ million payroll or whatever it is. I love that they lost game 1, and I hope they get swept. I think I hate the Yankees more than the Steelers, but not more than Art Model, and I hate seeing those Model signs in the outfield (where Chase Utley blasted his 2nd HR) because I'm pretty sure that's his family. Berg about: baseballs Last night was pretty awesome! I just wish it was an NL game so I could have seen CC bat against Lee. By the way, that nonchalant catch Lee made on the mound was hysterical - then that behind the back crap - unreal. Here's a good video and story w/ Pedro to get you excited for game 2! Berg about: my other football rant Mike & Mike on Hot Dog Gate Berg about: baseballs I don't care what any of your favorite sports teams are up to - Cleveland Indians fans get to cry the loudest today. This article brought a few tears to my eye... CC vs. Lee, just like most Clevelanders knew it would happen Berg about: meth I don't get two thing about the Meth ... why would ATP test for Meth? As far as I know, it would have no positive affects to a tennis player. Yes, it's an illegal substance, but I think the NBA doesn't test for Marijuana because not only would it have to suspend every player, there is no way using pot can help you as a player. Same with Meth, no way it makes you better.The other thing is, how can anyone even take it after seeing pics like these Berg about: Halloween little kid costumes are so cute! you better share pics! i love my nephew's little monkey costume. it's so funny. Berg about: hallo-wein-er any one having a cool party or got a trendy costume this year? Robyn and I will be in Amish country celebrating our 1 year anniversary (that was yesterday you losers that forgot) and also it's her "baby moon" which I guess is what you do right before you have a baby, except usually you both have jobs and fly to a nice warm beach for a weekend. Sounds like fun, but I think the real reason is just an excuse to shop for more maternity shit, like a bathing suit! :-) Score - I showed her and don't have a job, so no shopping! Berg about: news I should be in bed, but I'm not...anyways, they couldn't find a better picture to use??? Berg about: Cleveland Clowns We ran the SAME defense w/o any changes to it AND in case you missed it - GB's SCOUT team ran it better than our starters. I give up. Berg about: Cleveland Clowns So this week the Brown were outgained in net yards, 460-139, after being outgained last week in Pittsburgh, 449-197. Unreal, right? How could we have made changes to our defense that gave up 460 yards and then given up even more! Oh, it's real simple - Listen to Aaron Rogers..."They ran the same defense they ran last week against Pittsburgh and [Ben Roethlisberger] had gotten sacked," said Rodgers. "They bring [Elam] off of the slot and play cover-2 behind it. "We practiced it to the right during the week. Actually, [reserve linebacker Desmond] Bishop played it better than [the Browns] played it today. He got there quicker. Today, we went long count and I was sitting there thinking, 'I hope that guy comes because if he comes, it'll be a big play.'" Berg about: Autumn you both lost as the video wasn't funny and the text was too much to read. the winner is structures and how little I seem to have retained from college. Berg about: Clevetown Browns 4. I have no sense of pride, logic or reality. Also, I hate myself. Berg about: O although I do think i just saw a guy getting blown in a picture Berg about: O wow! i don't care what any of us did, I believe we have a winner and I'm on page 1! If anyone can find a photo that beats the 14th picture in, middle left photo, I'll be suprised! Who is this lady eating at the Y? Hahahaha Berg about: 85 chad is funny ochocinco twitters with bears Berg about: NCARB I forgot those fucking bastards raised their fees to $210!!! That's insane!!! As if the pressure of the test wasn't enough, now I have a $210 price tag looming over my head? Fucking Structures too! Ugh. I'm glad my wife nagged me for 3 weeks to schedule the test or I never would have. Berg about: NFL Wes in your scenario the ball crossed the plane of the endzone. As far as I know, the ball has to cross the front lane of the endzone.A'ron I most certainly did not steal that from you, but i will attribute it to great minds thinking alike. Berg about: NFL forget the 1st down in the Browns game - how do the refs blow the last Denver TD? No way that is a TD! That was awful...the fix is in! Berg about: names Robyn won't let me use my #1 - Nicodemus, but I want to spell i t Nikademus Berg about: footballs as dickish as it was for the Pats to run up the score...Brady was 4th in throwing yards this week! Big Ben led the way with over 400!How about the JETS - they ran for over 300 yards versus the Bills and stopped running the ball in the 4th quarter? What the fuck was that? Why would you keep throwing when you ran for over 300 yards! Wes and LJ - see how fun a win like that is. It's like your team didn't even win.AND THE BROWNS SHOULD CATCH PASSES ALL WEEK ALL DAY AND NOT STUDY ANYTHING OTHER THAN CATCHING A PASS!!! 7 more drops by our WR and 2 dropped INTs! Not even tough catches, easy INTs they just dropped! Berg about: cover letter $1,000,000 pieces not 1 million pieces Berg about: cover letter Kevin found this amusing, thought I'd share it with you all too. Here is a cover letter I wrote to University Hospitals back in September for a job I was not qualified for. They wrote me back a great thank you for applying and while I presented an excellent case, my lack of purchasing 1,000,000 pieces of art was something they were hesitant to let me learn on the fly. haha. August 5, 2009 To Whom It May Concern: I am writing to ask to be considered for your Administrator of Art Collection position. While I do not have the necessary experience working in museum management, I feel that I would be well suited for this job. My schooling in architecture has given me a broad education in many schools and styles of art. I have a strong background in Italian Renaissance works and during my studies abroad, I expanded my background to cover many of the major art periods of Europe. Many qualifications for this job are similar to every day tasks I have experienced in my schooling and work experiences. While architects design buildings and structures – the root of designing is spatial management; in essence, the root of displaying art in an organized manner is spatial management. Coordination of construction drawings and communication between the owner and builder are also crucial components to an architect’s job; elements that would be very helpful in dealing with the challenges of organizing and installing an exhibit. Once the art has been displayed though, it’s just as important to educate the public about the art and the availability to view the art. Having sat through many peer reviews, the most challenging part isn’t the criticism, it’s the critic’s ability to express their views. What I have taken away from these experiences would be extremely helpful in developing employee education programs and lecture series; And be it me speaking or another, I would try to mold the experience to be beneficial to all participants. All these aspects of my previous work experience would help me adjust to a position as an Art Administrator – and where I am lacking, the artists, art curators, art historians and art aficionados whom I have worked with or been involved with would be a valuable resource to help me continue the proud art tradition at University Hospitals. As an architect, I truly enjoy art for its ability to connect with its viewer – to lend itself to endless interpretations and feelings. I would hope that many patients and visitors would benefit from the art they view in the halls and are able to gain inspiration and motivation from the selected pieces. Thank you for your time and I look forward to hearing from you. Sincerely, Eric J Greenberg Berg about: random thoughts i thought it was a disney movie, figured this was their way of putting big muscles on pinocchio like they did with the batman and superman comics. Berg about: Got Twins? and congrats on the mega awesome male beach volleyball team you will have in your house thews! Berg about: Got Twins? wow! your wife cooks them babies fast!!! that's awesome you good catholic rule following kids! my wife finally hit the moody stage, couple that with teaching 4th graders all day - and it's real fun around my house! Berg about: tauntaun wow!!! i'm jealous I didn't have one growing up. Do they smell awful? I wonder what a Tauntaun would have tasted like. I'm thinking it would have tasted like a llama. Berg about: Browns vs Bills The NFL needs to issue apologies to Cleveland and Buffalo for making us sit through that game! And as bad as it is, I didn't miss a play during the Bo Sox collapse in the 9th inning. I couldn't stay away from the game, so what's that say about me! I couldn't peel away from a shitty football game to watch an exciting 9th inning collapse by Papplebon! Had to watch it inbetween plays. (I need to move already so I can get a real man tv that would have let me do side by side!) Berg about: Browns vs Bills Let's get it on!!! Berg about: wedding pics i like andy posts like it's a normal day and BDC isn't just getting back online! thank God!!! I've missed it! So a few of you got texts, and I won't ruin it since casa voit hasn't seen it - but the office last night! holy shit funniest thing i've seen in a long long time! Berg about: photos and Derek - i'm pretty sure photo booth pics get uploaded online...i hope they censor, because I only was able to leave behind 1 of the 6! Berg about: ouch Cristen, I'm pretty sure I was most inappropriate before my wife left and I am pretty sure it didn't stop after she left. Shots aren't meant to come in rocks glasses that are more than 1/2 full, and when they do, I would assume I was smart enough to only have 1 or 2, not 3! Bub, I thought about the same thing, then realized I was already blowing my money on the Browns ticket because there was very little chance I'd be alive yet make it to the game come Sunday morning. Glad I didn't go see my team take THE most amount of time possible in order to lose a game of football. Way to go Browns, you found a new lowly record to hold! Berg about: WTF so it turns out the issue at hand isn't anyone being late it's this: I was willing to postpone my wedding anniversary trip for Kevin's wedding, but I was not willing to postpone it for a 1st birthday party. He was upset I wouldn't postpone celebrating so i could make it to the birthday party but I would postpone for a wedding. I said, I'm glad I didn't have to choose since you moved the party to Sunday anyways! And I guess he's not concerned or annoyed that we might be late if the game is good and we stay til the end, but the odds are, it won't be good and we'll leave in the 3rd quarter. Berg about: WTF I have a long errand to run today, but while I'm gone, I have 2 questions...Am I wrong to tell my brother that I would reschedule a weekend getaway for my 1 year anniversary so i can attend Kantz's wedding but I wouldn't reschedule in order to make my nephew's 1st birthday party?If you are invited to your nephew's or grandson's 1st birthday party, which starts at 4:30 on a Browns Home game at 1:00, and you own season tickets to the Browns, are you expected to leave the game early to make it on time? (And the person throwing the party owns one of those 4 tickets and knows you can't make it to his house by 4:30 w/o leaving early, but you could do 5:00)I just need to find out if I'm the selfish, self centered asshole, cuz maybe I am! Berg about: ARE started studying this week for it.... Berg about: my specialty is saying inappropriate thimgs! what a great plan, I can excel at that!!! Berg about: weddings no, he's staying at casa dickey which I was thinking of doing, but it didn't really fit my purposes of getting a room though...send the wife home early when she gets tired and stay out and be uber drunk with you fools! me, uber drunk, w/o my better half and voice of reason...that's what you guys get to look forward too! Berg about: weddings Anyone looking to go halvesies for a room next weekend? Berg about: movies anyone ever see the donnie darko sequel? i never got around to it. Berg about: job search that's so funny andy - biggie called right after i posted that and we were joking about how I should just send a letter saying I start on Monday, please have my desk set up. I think I'm going to send a cover letter like that to my old boss, I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it. Then I'm going to show up on Monday! Berg about: job search which would you put in your cover letter?1. I will call you later this week to see if we can arrange a time to meet.or2. I will call you later this week to arrange a time to meet.I know they say to use example 2 but I think that is rude and presumptuous and just can't do it. What do you guys think? Berg about: you tube andy check this out... frisky cop Berg about: anyone gets to write or I could use this!!! WOW!!! That's cool! WR in NFL draft from Ohio H.S. Berg about: anyone gets to write by the way, i really should just say it's an interesting point of view, because I think it's dumb. I am biased and think Ohio and PA produce just as good if not better football players than FL, TX, CA. Shit, Pittsburgh spits out QBs as fast as Cleveland grows WRs. Chew on that...but I think I could probably name 25 Cleveland area WRs in the NFL from the last 10-20 years, going back to OJ McDuffie :-) Berg about: anyone gets to write this guy just crowbarred this line into his story "a lie of Nixonian or Clintonian proportions" and if you read the opener, it's like a 7th grade paragraph that I thought up for my book report. still, it's a decent/ interesting look at OSU vs. USC Tressel outshines Carroll in college football's location nation Berg about: feeling down? IT'S NOT A BEER GUT ... IT'S A GAS TANK FOR A SEX MACHINE!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!! Berg about: nice that's not what your mom said trebek! Berg about: footballs Has anyone see the Cleveland Browns? Art Model was last seen with them in 1999, and I haven't been able to find them since. I really don't think it's a lack of talent as it is a lack of coaching and a QB. WR's were open according the Cleveland press and Quinn just didn't see them or throw to them. And our offensive play calling isn't even conservative, it's stupid! Honestly, I'm pretty sure any one of us could play call better than the Browns. We haven't scored a TD on an opening drive since 2007...and we've had 1 offensive TD in the last 8 games and that 1 came in the 4th qt. last week when were already down a ton. ONE FRIGGIN TD IN 8 GAMES!!! Is there anything worse than that? Berg about: not cool I'll be honest, I didn't post that 2 weeks ago week when Stern played the clip...before we knew/ realized it was a speech thing. Only hearing the audio, one might just think he's a dumb kid that got his "grades to play" at Florida State or something. If you don't know it's a speech thing and don't have the video...hands down one of the funniest things in the world. But knowing it's a speech issue, it's not funny, and he seems like an incredibly brave and polite kid. Good for him for trying.On another note...Happy New Year!!!! Don't forget to write 5770 on your checks, not 5769! Berg about: Annual Football Lament oh no I thought it was an extremely smart move to bring the ball out! he ran the clock down past the 2 minute warning. NE had all 3 time outs and the 2 minute warning. He did the right thing to run it out, but the wrong thing to try and get extra yards after the first hit and he was already past the 20. Run the time out and protect the ball. it was a great play by NE to get the ball out of there...but had he just gone down instead of trying for more we'd be talking about how smart a move that was to run the clock down. Berg about: son but i will raise him to be a boob fan! gigity gigity Berg about: Annual Football Lament that's what I had until i changed INT's and Fum rec to 1 instead of 2. if i only take away 1 point, you should only get 1 point. not sure what rules derek uses, maybe they do yardage too?Wes, I was really jealous of your team with about 5 minutes left...I'm not so jealous anymore. I imagine the road rage on the morning commute wasn't pleasant. Derek, I think your 'spotlight' has passed already and found its way back to Buffalo. Seriously, as I texted a few of you - only Cleveland, Cincy or Buffalo could have lost that game! Fucking NFL, I'm ready to boycott one of my favorite thins in the world. I'm not sure I'm raising my son a Cleveland sports fan...at this point it should be consider cruelty. Berg about: Annual Football Lament They had 5 INT's, 1 DEF TD, 2 Fumble Recoveries, 1 PR for a TD and held the team to under 10 pts!!! That's one of the biggest games i've seen. (we got 5 points for 7-13 pts allowed) That's HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Berg about: tennis by the way - how awesome was that Serena meltdown!!! fantastic! and did you guys catch federer's under the legs back to the next shot right before match point? Berg about: Annual Football Lament i hear you there wes! kept him in another league...have the eagles def. there...75 pts from the 2 of them! Berg about: Annual Football Lament Browns game wasn't much fun either, unless of course after it was over, you got to watch your star fantasy running back have one of the most impressive 60 yard TD's you've ever seen! From a sports point of view, that play was awesome! The stiff arm, the acceleration, all of it! This just in - Peterson is GOOD! What's milestone the Browns reach? They scored their first offensive TD in 7 games!!! Berg about: correction "now friends with on facebook" Berg about: boobs we all know I LOVE boobies and I think we all agree I'm pretty well versed on the subject...and I want you all to know, size 100% does not matter...I just saw a great/ incredible pair of A-cups! The girl was okay, but wow, rack 'em! I love boobs. Speaking of which, Wes, I'm not friends with Amanda with the great big boobies from freshman year! Berg about: slow internet? this article is funny what's faster a piegon or internets Berg about: football haha...just logged on andy to post my two favorites: (one funny, the other just a said state of life)15. Cincy spent a top-6 pick on an offensive lineman whose breasts jiggled so profanely at the draft combine that it triggered childhood memories of the "Three's Company" producers figuring out convoluted reasons for Chrissy Snow to jump up and down, followed by my trying to throw hydrogen peroxide in my own eyes to unsee the clip. Needless to say, he held out for most of training camp, then broke a bone in his foot two days after reporting. The lesson, as always: There's a reason the Bengals are the Bengals. 16. Former Giants receiver Plaxico Burress (who accidentally shot himself in the leg while illegally carrying a handgun in public) was given a prison sentence 30 times longer than that of Browns receiver Donte' Stallworth (who killed a pedestrian while driving drunk and high). Not only weird, but perplexing. Berg about: college footballs not sure if you guys have seen "the punch" from last night...but heard a great line on ESPN...they were talking about what type of discipline he should get and one guy goes, well if Roger Goodell was in charge he'd get at least 4 games and the other announcer goes, well Goodell might suspend him anyways even though he has no authority to do so.Anyone surprised Vick can play week 3? Berg about: simmons i'm that guy when it comes to vegas and my attire:8:20: Mmmmmm ... pizza. (Somehow I am Highway Hungry for the second time today.) Mahady and I talk excitedly about possible shirts that our friend Stoner (arriving shortly) might be wearing. He wouldn't wear the same blue velour shirt that he's been wearing every time he goes out for the past 10 years, right?Great article! Thanks for sharing it. When should we all hang out again? Berg about: footballs andy that midget craigs list post gets my vote for best BDC post ever! Berg about: awesome P.S. I like how people love saying ridiculous shit under the guise of "oh, it's not what I would say, I'm just saying if Berg were to say it." I'm slightly amused, slightly flattered and slightly annoyed you fuckers! Berg about: awesome andy why would you interupt the converstaion with a silly game. and if you're going to, interupt it with that silly butt game!as for morning boners and where they should go...I always have to pee first...and I hate waiting for the boner to die down, but I do and it gives Robyn time to brush her teeth. Works out nicely. Berg about: by the way my fucking finger is about to fall off!!! Cutting 1/8", 3+ ply matte board for topo all day is killing me! It's nice to be working a little, even if it is for almost nothing. i think i like these big firms.and it takes a long time, how did we do this shit in college!? Berg about: Got Twins? so you're not having twins? i'm confused or don't know what Irish Twins are. Congrats anyways! Here's some cute baby pics while we're in the mood. And if I have a son, which by the way, we should find out on Thursday, I'm buying #4! Cute Baby Onesies Berg about: that sucks abby! file right away so you don't lose out on your first week like i did. lost my appeal too. fucking bastards. I have 2 interviews today...one to talk about my building a model for a firm...and I think Bryan Wahl works there, I'll turn it down if he's the project manager! the other is at FORUM or the old GSI. The funny thing about that is Noel Cupkovic, where I used to work, left there in a big uproar and owed money and recruited Colon from there. There's really bad blood between the two and I'm stopping bye between interviews to let him know, hoping to have him get anxious about not being able to hire me next month (which he said he'd like to do if he gets 1 of 2 contracts signed) and tells me not to interview and he'll hire me now! Wishful thinking I think, but it does sound like the kid that got an OE partner to build the model while he did the CPU model and never built a model again might be building a model! Funny how that works. Berg about: tv show have you guys ever heard of Pre-Historic Fight Club?! Wow, fun show. But I still can't figure out how they can tell what type of sensory shit a T-Rex had on its feet. The recreation of the fights are kinda sketchy...but still fun to watch. I'm teaching myself REVIT today...any cool tips? Berg about: sad times Kent Hardware is closing down. I wish I had the money to go buy up bargins - Dickey - I'll leave that to you! http://www.newsnet5.com/news/20401310/detail.html Berg about: Patino i was thinking it was one of those people that is in love with inanimate objects and they were on a date. those videos were soooo awesome!A'ron whatever you decide - make sure you are there and ask questions like whoever it was that said that. that's the biggest thing I did and he took a few extra shots of shit I was just curious about and he was like, hmm, well that's a good question, let's put it in. Berg about: one more reason to hate the dolphins are you kidding me - no one commented on the big sweaty pits at :40 sec and then again 1:40 in!!! That's amazing. I like how the girls dancing slow down as the song drags on...and are almost stopped less than a minute into it before they realize they have to keep dancing! Berg about: Disturbing so I just read that Harry Patch died today at age 111. He was the oldest living UK WWI vet. I'm a douche - it was such a great little story about the guy and all I could think about was his name! hehe. Berg about: footballs how about the fake punt! why would you use that awesome of a play in the pre-season? save that shit for the real thing! best fake punt ever! Berg about: wow - that's fucked up brad! i'm glad you tried to help. i hate always being that person...i once tried to help a woman thrown from a car - ran over as 4 cars passed us, but another car stopped closer and got to her before i could - thank God too, I almost puked when I saw her...ugh. Good Samaritan Citizen award for you! There should be more people ready to try and help! Berg about: pumper the crook this user comment was not from me...but worth sharing..."Is the former Mrs. Pumper hot? Even if she isn't, if she got 3 Mil, I'll be happy to be the new pumper." http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/08/steven_pumper_asks_court_to_di.html Berg about: good morning Congrats Dickey/Marcie ...10/10/10... couldn't be a better date for your wedding. If you don't do it, I'll be surprised! And Sunday wedding - your Aunt will love you finding your Jewish roots and having the typical Sunday wedding that us Jews have. And, it's cheaper on Sundays! :) Berg about: sad news so sorry to hear the news biggie. that's just awful. our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. what a courageous thing to be an organ donor...that's a wonderful gift to leave behind during such a sad time, something for the family to be very proud of. Berg about: ugh so now that I'm officially laid off w/o the prospect of being hired back anytime soon, I'm going to spend money and finish my ARE and do LEED. Which brings me here. I can't figure out what I need to get...do I go for the LEED Green Associtates? Should I go for LEED Homes? Should I go for LEED BD+C? Is there 1 test or 2? Is there a round 1 that applies to all and then a round 2 test for the specific area? I'm so fucking confused by all this and the website didn't make it much clearer. So...I'm sure we've been over all this, if anyone wants to reply here, or email me, or call me I'd be very appreciative. And also, where do I get study materials? The courses are like $345! and the books are $125+, do you guys have stuff? your firms? I think I've gotten a small glimpse inside the mind of Dickey just now...scary!To end on a good note - we had a condo showing Thursday, Saturday and have one Tuesday! The Thursday is interested in buying, but is going to get in touch with us this week if they are really serious. 3 showing is still good! And my house has a Realtor open house Tuesday. Berg about: baseballs so I was looking at the standing and seeing how bad the Indians are...and they are bad...but then I looked at something interesting - they just about .500 against the AL East and have played almost 30 games...the rest of the division is awful against the AL East (under .250) and have played 10-15 games less against them. The Tribe is 12 1/2 games out of 1st place...if you take the averages that's about 7 or 8 games they Indians could make up on the division. I'm not saying they're gonna do it...but I'm definitely saying I'm hoping they do it!!! Berg about: jealously i've just spent 20 minutes thinking about how jealous i am of Theo Epstein...is there anyone a 31 year old male could be more jealous of? Dream Job, tons of money, gets to watch baseball non-stop, has 2 championship rings...that kid better be driving a 350Z, getting laid non-stop, eating the best food in town, occasionally stopping in at the awesome Italian place we all ate at in bostin, flying all over the world, boozing and whoring it up in vegas, camping in toner's dad's back yard...ugh, the life he must have. i'd retire at 40 and just have fun........ Berg about: time suck WILBUR!!!! Berg about: baseballs wow - a perfect game! Berg about: footballs ESPN radio is reporting that Big Ben is going to be released by the Steelers this afternoon. It sounds like they might try to sign Michael Vick because his crime was less violent. Berg about: drunken shenanigans this one is my favorite!!! dudes are gay Berg about: yeah...my softball game last night started at 9:00 not 8:00...got home around 11:45!!! That didn't help getting up this morning! great weekend...and did sweeney find his way back??? Berg about: my belly Twenty-seven percent of expectant dads in a BabyCenter poll said they gained weight, 15 percent were moody, and 10 percent felt nauseated.finally an excuse! Berg about: brr!!! i wonder if there is a rain plan...i'm hoping for no rain...especially since I'm finally done at my house (kinda) and went to go golfing today and not only was the course not open on a friday for some lame golf outing...it poured 45 minutes after I got there and had just finished hitting 2 buckets of balls! what the fuck! can't i enjoy 1 day of not working. Berg about: weekend what's the pooper situation? should i bring my 5 gallon bucket and toilet seat? :) Berg about: What you ever test this guy in chrome? front page has weird proportions to it..everything seems to work, just not look as pretty...chrome is my new friend! good bye freezing up IE7 Berg about: excuse me i used to pocket dial alicia alot before i made a'ron my first name in the phone. now i don't really pocket dial all that much...flip phones are good about that. Berg about: footballs I say allow it! Tweeting during the game should be up to a player & team - if anything it'll help marketing. I don't see the harm and think it would be awesome to bring a fan closer to the real action and mindset of a player! And I'm serious. If they outlaw it, what's to stop him from having a friend tweet for him from the sideline... Berg about: Wedding A'ron - ditto what Biggie said! Berg about: news flash! did you guys catch that farrah fawcett died last week? :) and I guess some rock legend died that day, i heard something about it on the radio on my drive into work today... Berg about: oh my Bernie Madoff sentenced to 150 years in jail...i think this poll is a great response from the american public... Madoff with your money goes to jail for a long long time Berg about: hey friends here's a questions...why am i being paid today to look into how an employee files for unemployment and what the benefits are and what are the ramnifications for the employeer moving forward. (p.s. I'm such a good employee, I even discovered that it would be in my boss's best interests to keep me employeed until july 1, because there wouldn't be any increased tax % on future wages until 18 months out...file before July 1 and it's 6 months out before his taxes would go up)P.S. This is all "planning for the future" as my boss put it...so let's hope that's all I'm doing and I'm not going to miss getting my paid July 4th holiday! (which if I am laid off for a brief period of time, I'm requesting my july 4 holiday pay when I come back on a jewish holiday) Berg about: getting old this is a great email I got from a friend who is about 5 years older than us...The starting QB at OSU your freshman year has a son who commits to the Buckeyes for the 2010 football season.I used to remember how weird it felt that kids entering the NFL draft were my age...now I get to look forward to Eugene Baker's kids going to be awesome MAC WRs! That's the only name I could pull out of my head from freshman year...anyone got anyone else? Berg about: baseballs nope...just looked it up - .140 for pitchers in 2008! that alone should be reason to have a DH Berg about: baseballs do you think the NL pitchers lifetime average is over .200? Berg about: baseballs Hey Pittsbugh - did you see the tribe try to give you the win yesterday! unreal! and i don't get Russel's move of pulling the pitcher with 2 outs after giving up the 4 runs...he was 1st up in the order...let him finish up the inning, pinch hit your pitcher, then bring in the reliever then next inning. silly NL no DH rules. Berg about: bored Flights have been fun for listening to Jim Dale read me Harry Potter: Half Blood Prince...which made me think you'd all enjoy this...snape, snape.... Berg about: bored no abby - that's actually all true. we just get all worked up and then grope each other! i'm back...but gone again...off to LA for the weekend...will post about the honeymoon & LA when I get back. Hopefully will even post about selling Robyn's condo! (We are getting an offer tonight!!!!)Have a great weekend A'ron, etc. Berg about: Exciting new cook book! OH MY GOD! I JUST THREW UP! WHY DID I OPEN THE BOOK! CHECK OUT THE 'HUMAN OYSTERS' OOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOD ANDY! YOU ARE THE SICKEST FUCKER I'VE EVER MET! I 100% HEART YOU! I'M REALLY GOIGN TO PUKE NOW. Berg about: Exciting new cook book! dude!!! AWESOME find! Did you read the comments below?My grandmother used to tell me about the pig semen dumplings popular in her village during the holidays. She said collecting the semen was an considered an honor but by the time she was a young woman few young people did it without complaining as the pigs sometimes would kick. However everyone loved the savory dumplings and she regretted that the custom was abandoned in the new world.Many peoples are ignorant of the long history of cuisine utilizing seminal and/or vaginal fluids. My doctoral dissertation at the Free University of Budapest was entitled "Carnal Cuisine: An Examination of Semenophagy and Related Culinary Practices in Pre-Christian European Cultures". Unfortunately, this is the only comprehensive work I know to document the extensive history of ritual semen consumption in early Central European cooking, but it has not yet been translated into English. Hopefully your book will spark a revival of interest in the traditional use of sexual fluids in cooking as well as in those scrumptious semen and vaginal juice pastries so popular today in some rural parts of the continent.VOIT - HILARIOUS! Berg about: murphy got her to stop asking... Berg about: murphy oh please...Robyn knows EVERY house on the market...probably 100K over our price range too since she's been bored looking at the same ones over and over for the last 6 months. I agree though...and have the patience. We'll see how Robyn's holds up, I got to stop asking if we can go see it for now. haha. and the early showing was actually a buyer...randomly ran into our realtor that day. Berg about: murphy getting what we need out of it has already been thrown out the window! walking away with a few bucks in our pocket is the goal. gonna lose a ton of money...but the realtor says we'd have to wait 5 years or more before we could ever sell it for what Robyn paid...and then we'd lose out on the low market. I'm hoping to lose 15K on this property but make it up buying a house 60K less than what it's worth, which isn't that far fetched around these parts, sadly. Berg about: murphy's law so...our condo went up on the market last night! whohoo! even got a call before the lock box was installed and missed 1 showing, sweet| anyways, as murphy's law would dictate...the garbage disposal went last night! WTF! Seriously uncanny and annoying! Here's a link to our condo if you know anyone that would be interested or are curious as to where i've been hiding the last year and half Condo de la Greenberg Berg about: Stalkers well considering i'm still "working" on my brother's wedding gift...I don't think I should take anymore orders for woodworking projects. I could always work on my house instead of paying painters...who should be cheap, but apparently have banded together to give me ridiculously high quotes! Berg about: Stalkers Voit - I've been wondering the same thing! It's very similar to this whole LOST thing. Sad story though.Robyn and I are getting ready for our honeymoon in Punta Cana!!! Can't wait! We got massages, breakfast in bed, hot tub on balcony, dinner on the beach, all you can eat & drink...can't wait!!!!! We are also getting to visit Bunny William's home which isn't far from the resort! She's the big fancy designer that gets us a lot of the high end Jack Welch type jobs. She wrote a book about the gardens and said I can go visit one day, she won't be there, but feel free to go for a swim and play with the dogs and she'll have the house keeper prepare us lunch! HOW FUCKING COOL!It'll be a nice escape from the whole shitty economy thing...it's just got me depche. I think the worst part is...if I lose my job, there aren't any out there! What are people doing when they get laid off? Trying to find construction jobs? Temp agency? "Living" off unemployment? Berg about: dougems - explain how does this guy get out on bail? seriously, is everyone elegible for bail? A bound woman is found and that isn't enough to deny bail? Pizza Deliveryman Helps Save Abducted Rape Victim From Remote Mountain Cabin Berg about: cougar barbie oh yeah, been there...i modeled for one of the college guys before I got married. :) Berg about: cbs sports once he's on the bench, that should cut down the game time about 10 minutes...no more of that batters box crap. Berg about: cbs sports If it were anyone besides David Ortiz, the question we'd be asking wouldn't be "should we think about considering the possibility of maybe dropping him in the lineup, perhaps?" so much as "should we cut his fat, molasses-batted ass?" ... Berg about: cbs sports and this for the Angles:Someone should put together a YouTube montage that juxtaposes clips of Torii Hunter crashing into wall after wall with ones of Bobby Abreu whimpering as he approaches the warning track ... The sample sizes are too small to make definitive assessments, but it's worth noting that the Angels have scored more runs and hit for a higher average without Vladimir Guerrero in the lineup ... Vlad's back and so are the pitchers, so they're out of excuses -- baseball ones, anyway. I suppose they could still blame late flights and the stewardesses thereon for sluggish performances in day games. Berg about: cbs sports their website is usually pretty entertaining...for instance, the MLB Power Rankings include this for the Astros:Nobody could win with this pitching-poor collection of retreads, but Cecil Cooper sure doesn't help his case by strategizing his way into a corner and communicating via silent sulk ... Disciplined teams tend not to bat out of order, as the 'Stros did last week ... Ain't that always the way: Lance Berkman is heating up just as the rest of his teammates are cooling down (from lukewarm to icy). But there is one dickhead who I must call out - Mike Freeman - their 'crack' NBA guy - his last 5 articles have been the most negative and hateful anti-Cleveland and anti-CAVS articles ever written, which says a lot. Just take a look at this one, then read the other article titles... Add 'The Choke' to Cleveland's cursed sports lore Berg about: anno and happy wedding nuptials day bub and abby! Berg about: susan moore what do you think of sara jane moore being released? i don't get how our laws allow for someone like her to get parole, grandma looking or not! Berg about: SI jinx? sports are gonna do me in... Berg about: sports loss 2002 IU shot 65% on their field goals to beat us. Random note: Shaq lead the NBA in FG% this year at 60% Berg about: sports loss so depressingly i googled coping with sports loss after watching the CAVS go down in defeat...and most of the articles were about people losing loved ones and friends...hmmm, I think being a Cleveland fan has taken its toll...i'm bummed. this was supposed to be my year where I finally get to enjoy my team winning a championship! it's not over...but it's not gonna be easy. 45% from 3-point range!? it's like watching kent lose to indiana all over again...i think they shot over 50% from 3-point range. ugh. i'm in shock and it's only game 4! if this goes to 7 games i really might be the guy you read about that has a heart attack watching a sports game! Berg about: KOL tickets where they playing wes? i'm jealous. I don't like live shows all that much, but i'd love to see KOL again or Hooka. Haven't been in years! I also hate large venues. I'm only going small shows. Berg about: NFL power rankings Browns signed CB Roderick Hood today...and my immature ass can only giggle cuz I hear the word Hood and think clitorus. hehe. Berg about: holiday weekend recap...... my weekend: Friday - Small BBQ at Robyn's friends...where I was 1 or 3 guys with about 10 girls...why didn't this shit happen when I was single!? :-)Saturday - met w/ realtor, told us we'd lose a ton of $ on Robyn's condo and it's probably gonna be 5 years before we could sell it and not lose money...doooh! Thank you FHA...I think we can still sell and buy a house....then slaved at my backyard - weeding, planting grass, cleaning, looking at fishes in the pond...wish i was 'weeding'Sunday - slept most of the day then went to Colon's wedding, lots of crown royal and sitting at table with my old boss, I think i agreed to start working for him today, but I somehow wound up at David's office, not his...hour drive home was great thanks to my DD. Saw Veronica Daniels at wedding, she's great fun! Luke Baus was there too...he's got a little baby! Ate great steak.Monday - slept alot, had brunch (corned beef hash and eggs!), BBQ where there was a blow-up castle bouncy thing and a cold pool and lots of food which I tried to eat all of...then turned tribe game off in the 8th...and missed the come from behind 9th! dammit!Tuesday - took big crap, which I think was a combo of lots of steak from wedding and all the food I crammed down my throat much to Robyn's disapproval. women somehow know how to stop eating...i just keep shoveling it in. it's sooooooo fucking good!Hmm...I should have twittered this all weekend. Berg about: holiday weekend recap...... yeah...i'm slightly less impressed. but i do like his determination to start a bar review today! I mean, I'd want to sleep, but hey, the bars are a good place to sleep too, right Thews? I wonder if he's reviewing more of the liquor or the women? In LA it'd be a toss up! Berg about: browns so this article made me feel good about atheletes...he said all the right things including...i sucked last year and want to fix things this year so that if i leave town, it was on a good note! thank you BE! I'll proudly wear your jersey again...winslow's not so much...damn...i think i have 2 viable jersey's left. Braylon gaining fan support Berg about: Ockham reckles and malicious and sneaky! they waited until i left and turned it on! it's not that far fetched...the hose was stretched to the back. it'd consider it a good way at getting back at someone. Berg about: Ockham yeah i know! those fucking kids! Berg about: water water everywhere the more i think about it...i think i turned it off when i left...so maybe my old tenant is disgruntled and did it, or my neighbors next door? or some dickhead neighborhood kid that thought it'd be funny? ughhhhh Berg about: water water everywhere so i'm an idiot!!! last night i stopped at the house real quick and turned on the water to fill the pond up while i was there...well, i forgot to turn it off!!! i can't believe i left the water on all night! i'm scared of the bill! i'm scared i flooded my neighbor's basement! i peaked over the fence and saw there is a sink hole around her downspout...i wonder how much water and dirt flooded into the drain...and if it backed up into her basement! ugh.....i feel like a fucking idiot!!!! fuck fuck fuck. the pond does look incredibly clean though. ugh, i can't describe the empty feeling in my belly right now! fuck! Berg about: old-school wooden block sets ohh man...my favorite thing to do would be to build these great teetering cantilevered forms and then carefully place all my star wars figures on the blocks. Then I'd grab a couch cushion and set it up about 10 feet away, I'd get my disc gun and hide behind the cushion as if it were a bunker, take aim and knock each figure down. Then I'd grab the motorized tanks and send them 3 at a time towards the bottom blocks and it'd all come crashing down! Then I'd set it up and do it all over again. Oh the fun! As the disc guns got better, I moved onto Muscles as they were smaller targets and made it more challenging. :) Berg about: sexting Here's more and a link to even more...KPC = keeping parents clueless AITR = adult in the room CD9 = parents around P911 = parents are coming into the room POS = parents over shoulder newsnet5 article Berg about: sexting Andy - D46? 420 and TDTM...make pron? Berg about: sexting we saw a local news station's special on sexting and kids...here's a few good ones:D46: Down for sex? 420: Let's get high XTC: code for the drug ecstasy LH6: Let's have sex GNOC: Get naked on camera or web cam NIFOC: Nude in front of camera TDTM: Talk dirty to me PRON: mixed up letters for "porn" Berg about: white house visit how about harrison not going to the white house cuz it's no big deal, and it's not like the cardinals wouldn't be the ones invited if they'd won. so if the president wants to meet the steelers, he should just invite them when they don't win...what a moron! Berg about: bye bye grandma just wanted to let you guys know my grandmother passed away this morning. (my mom's mom...not the young 87 year old one.) She had been living in a nursing home around here (derek and bullie visited with me) with general old age and Dimensia and Altzhymers. It's sad but she hasn't been herself in many many years and just seemed frustrated with life. She was a Holocaust survivor and at 93 I'm pretty sure she lived a long and happy life and is at peace with my Grandpa. The funeral is Sunday in Fort Wayne, IN. I should be back Monday and I do not think my mom is going to sit Shiva in Cleveland. Anyways, just wanted to pass on the news. Thank you ahead of time for your thoughts and prayers. - Berg (and Robyn) Berg about: hmmm how the fuck do you not share those photos with us? those are fantastic shots?! What are you shooting with? Berg about: fb a'ron, you can tune into Kurran tomorrow: Kurran Bishop and Pastor Bryndon on WHKW 1220 AM this Thursday morning(tomorrow) at 10:30am. Tune in to hear us talk about SPAN Ministries & our outreach to the community including our Mentoring Program, The Next Level Football Camp, and more. Or listen live online at http://www.whkwradio.com/ Berg about: fb sorry, i meant to type abby, but typed a'ron...same first letter. i'll post it on the rant board...it's not main board appropriate. Berg about: baba booey by the way...even non-stern fans will enjoy / have that embarassed feeling for someone at 58 seconds in worst first pitch ever! Berg about: fb and for those of you that don't have facebook...here's an excerpt from Kurran's profile...I think some may find it amusing to read:I am the older elder with locks.The one that left architecture after investing over 11 years of my life to eating, sleeping and breathing architecture. God slowly changed my passion over that time period and now I have made a life-altering, anxiety-producing transition to work full-time at my church (S.P.A.N.). Robert Lewis says that one of the keys to coming alive on our jobs is finding the "ever-righter job fit" which unfolds over time. The "almost fit" was draining the energy and life out of me. A friend just told me that before he changed jobs he went through a cycle like this. Saturday & Sunday - work in ministry, Monday - go to work energized about what you did last weekend for God's Kingdom and His people, Tuesday through Friday - passion slowly dies/burns out and by the time Friday comes around you are completely drained and passionless. Saturday & Sunday - get re-energized from working in ministry, and the cycle continues. Now I have left that cycle to work at a job that engages my strengths and gives me ongoing increasing energy and passion for life and work. Are you feeling unfulfilled or underutilized on your job? Is God calling you to take a step of faith to find a better (ever-righter) job fit? Got questions? Let me know... Berg about: fb i'm offended derek & a'ron. jerks.if you have fb, check out kurran's status and my comment...hehe, i haven't had a good time getting him all fired up in ages!!! think this'll work? Berg about: ARE Transition from 3.1 to 4.0 and i'm supposed to be studying for M&M this week, but have you seen the weather?! it's so nice out. what's the size of a jumbo brick? do i even need to know that? and also, how can i study when i need to read the gossip on Jon and Kate! Can you believe he cheated and she might have too...ummm, i can! fucking got a billion kids running around, i doubt they have time for sex with each other! Berg about: ARE Transition from 3.1 to 4.0 I have to study for my 3rd time around with that damn site planning. i hate the program and blame it for failing the 2nd time around. i failed the 1st time because i admitdly knew shit about grading...but the 2nd time around...passed grading failed the site design. fucking piece of shit. i MUST pass this test as it counts for so many other ones. ugh...i hate doing this to myself. oh, and i scheduled it for 2 days before we leave for the honeymoon, so i'm sure i won't be busy or distracted. fuck fuck fuck i hate this shit. colon just got his license yesterday. Berg about: happy anniversary Google Calendars and date associations...I'm not good at remembering shit ... especially when it comes to geography and history tests! Berg about: happy anniversary Voits! 2 years? 3 years? Damn I can't remember. I just know that my Mom's birthday is your anno. Berg about: holy crap and am I really dumb for buying his excuse? I personally think he was probably taking something legal, perscibed by a doctor. But maybe what he was taking was a masking agent. I just don't think Manny is that stupid. He's full of Manny being Manny moments, but I think part of that is him having fun. (alla Paris Hilton's HUGE). I think he is a pure phenom and not a user. Maybe I'm dumb, but I hope we get the whole story. Berg about: holy crap and that really sucks...i built my fantasy team around Manny batting in the 3 hole. Good bye awesome stats for O-Dog and the somewhat good season Furcal is putting together after back surgery. Berg about: holy crap Man-Ram suspended 50 games for drug violations!!! Berg about: let's just move the bridge a little i'd love to meet the forman running this project and the one who dreamed it up! amazing that we can move bridges Berg about: life insurance I'd say last one standing. We'd have to find something expensive and worthy of all of our deaths. we'd have to buy a case of something chepa for the 1st bottle and something...nice for the last. Berg about: life insurance so I'm working on convincing David (whose father just passed away and left him some money via life insurance) that he should take out a policy on all employees and set us up as split beneficiaries..i.e. offer me 100,000 policy as a benefit, take out a 200,000 policy (not a very significat cost increase) and I'd get to set my beneficiary for 100,000 and he'd be the other. How fun!all this came about because we're thinking of splitting a policy on our office manager who wants to mace the assholes peeing on our back door, and after she maces them, she plans to rub their face in them. haha. our thought is it's a $12,000 policy if she lives another 10 years...but if she doesn't we make $100,000. Is that wrong or what? Berg about: Competition Josh - looks great, i'll have to delve into it at lunch for you, although wes is a better gnat picker than me...he has lots of practicing living with me for so long and picking the gnats out of my backside and uber long butt hole hairs.let's hope your entries don't look like Kunstler's eyesore of the month Berg about: King James Abby how can you not like this guy? He has fun on the court but when it comes down to it, then man is humble! M-V-P, M-V-P! Berg about: movies and such speaking of Darko...S Darko is set to come out straight to DVD next week.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._Darko Berg about: little turd it's not funny...but the thought of the little kid crapping on the floor is pretty funny. little turd burglar Berg about: Cleveland :) We'll be at a wedding Saturday...poop Berg about: best commercial ever not really that funny. norton furniture guy blows that away. and what about the native americans and mexicans? where do they get to shop? Berg about: paris hilton it's not spam...it doesn't show up for you? oooh...i'm an idiot...it kinda does look like a spam. that's funny. everything i post is appropiate for work - unless noted otherwise. click it, it's funny...no, it's hhuuuuuuuuuuuuge! Berg about: paris hilton hahaha...so, I might have to offical declare she's jumped the shark and I'm no longer interested in her...ahhh, what a run. I'll miss you my little funny blonde. Berg about: paris hilton That's Huge, or HUUUUUGE, or That's HUUUUUGE... HUGE from All Caps on Vimeo Berg about: baseball that site has mega info! including rivera's stats per catcher...which i didn't realize how much joe giradi caught mariano! Berg about: baseball i just looked up this site to see if i could find rivera numbers vs. the indians lifetime...this is pretty cool...and says rivera has earned close to 100,000,000 in his career http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/riverma01.shtml Berg about: tribe fucking kerry wood and silent bats. I thought we were going to get to papplebon...just like rivera, we could be the kryptonite to his awesomeness. Berg about: Kent makes Boston news oh forgot about the girl getting hit Large! I do remember that...didn't we have something like 3 "riots" in under 4 weeks? I think 2 weeks later were the riots in the condo area that Beth lived in.On another police involved note...did you guys see the naked wizard at coachella get zapped? Drugs anyone. what a small penis for such a dick. Berg about: footballs I love Mel Kiper and all this draft talk...I love the latest scenario that talks about Brady Quinn staying with the Browns but Sanchez falling to number 5, where the Browns might be able to pull of a crazy trade with Denver for their #1's! It would be the best thing for us. I hope Sanchez falls to #5 because it sounds like Denver, the JETS and Redskins are all interested in trading up for him...we'd get multiple picks in return and not have to pay out money to yet another top 5 draft pick. And with what we need, going lower in the draft would be great for us. Berg about: Thews nothing. you've just been quiet for a few days. but i posted something on the rant that will be sure to get you posting again! Berg about: Who awesomer than Mel Kiper? hahah...#1 pick because the Jets said that if they had the #1 pick they'd have taken KII. Umm...sir, they didn't have the #1 pick and therefore didn't draft him #1. We drafted him. With the 6th pick. Naaaaaa-uh! No you didn't just say that! Berg about: Who awesomer than Mel Kiper? hehe...KII signing reminded me of this cartoon... Winslow negotiations when he was drafted Berg about: Who awesomer than Mel Kiper? who could have predicted Tony Gonzalez only getting a 2nd round this year, when KII got a 2nd and a 5th and a new friggin contract! I'd take gonzo's basketball antics over KII's motorcycle and shitty give me more money attitude any day! Berg about: baseballs how about this stat - the last place Indians have scored the most runs so far...and have the worst ERA! WTF!And anyone hear from Thews lately? Berg about: speedo i didn't really want it...just thought i'd post something gross to spur discussion. i am however contimplating getting some of those short swim shorts for the honeymoon to screw around. the look on robyn's face as i come down to the pool oiled up wearing those! haha. Berg about: Who awesomer than Mel Kiper? send me a form! i'm so excited for saturday! first draft in years that i'm free Berg about: speedo hey bub or anyone else that wore dressed up for halloween...you guys bought speedos for those outfits, right? can i borrow one? :) Berg about: abby! in Paris...ahh. thanks! Berg about: abby! or royal something or other Berg about: abby! hey abby, did you get my v.m. the other day? wanting to know where that really cool pictures of the balls was taken. i know it was london, i can't remember the name of the building...something like grand arcade? Berg about: darth fucking modern art. next we'll have an exhibit of all the pez dispenser of star wars figures at the museum. Berg about: mike polk his norton furniture saga... Berg about: mike polk and this one is the hottest blogged video in cleveland right now... Berg about: mike polk he's at it again with his funny youtube stuff...here's 2: Berg about: who moved my cheese? i'm using LT 2007. I'm fucked if I ever need to get a new job. I'm still enjoying not having to use the fence command to trim or extend multiple lines... Berg about: news lloyd what's your email? Berg about: 4:20 and happy birthday Thews! Berg about: news wow meng! biggie's right - you did it all ninja style! congrats! that's awesome! you should make sure you register your baby for future chinesse scholarships! Berg about: indians - yankees grand slam by Grady!!! embarassing them in the home opener!!! i love it! eat fucking shit and die steinbrenners! Berg about: indians - yankees i heart listening to all cleveland sports on the radio. i really feel like we have the best in the business for the CAVS and Indians! Magical voices and delivery. This game in NY is awesome to listen too. What a matchup too - CC vs Lee, the last 2 Cy Young winners...both when Indians...the old Cleveland / NY rivalry...chasing the 1st home run in the new stadium...just awesome! Berg about: ARE oh, dickey there is some phantom site a guy set up that has all the forum FTP info. It's in the FORUMS somehwere. Berg about: oops so my boss has been away attending to his ill father for 2 weeks and is flying home today. well, he had to cancel the meeting in NYC so our office manager called Continental to cancel the NYC flight and wound up cancelling his flight from Denver to Cleveland and not his flight from Cleveland to NYC! And his Denver flight had been upgraded to 1st class!!!! OOOPS! It should be entertaining to hear her call Continental and demand the money back. Berg about: Becket it was the right call! he should have been ejected for walking towards homeplate! any batter that walks as far as he did towards a pitcher would have been ejected! Berg about: I'll be in Toledo but, while I'm gone tomorrow enjoy this post! Happy Passover (Chag Sameach) and Happy Easter. This is safe for work, though the word isn't. Bukkake outlawed in Oregon but the prudes won't say 'what' it is in the bill. Berg about: Cool? or Fugly? cuz you're not the master like me!!! :) Berg about: angles pitcher killed ugh, what a tragic story. Nick Adenhart died hours after starting a game for the angles. angles pitcher killed Berg about: Cool? or Fugly? These are my two favorite comments from the blogger... "Its asymmetrical roof line takes cues from adjacent houses, matching up with their eves.""It fits so well, as a matter of fact, that I had to circle the block twice to find it!"So asymmetrical roofs are okay because it takes the heights of two adjacent rooflines of 'symetrical' buildings? What a joke this house is. Maybe with trim and finished details it will be somewhat acceptable but I'm not sure how. Also, did anyone else think those joists creating the cantilever look way undersized? Berg about: NFL after searching for 10 minutes, I finally found the start time for the NFL draft - 4:00 pm! I haven't been able to see the draft for a few years because of work or weddings and I'm pumped for this year...but 4:00 pm? Listen, I'd like to think I'm manly, but really, I don't want to give up a Saturday night for the NFL draft! I thought a nice noon start would make for 5 or 6 great hours of watching TV, then off to dinner and drinks. Am I a big wuss thinking like this? Fuck, 4:00!? What time does Round 2 end, 1:00 am? Berg about: baseball fucking cliff lee gets hit in the arm and then rocked! hmmm...cliff, where are you?! wehre's the Cy Young winner. Berg about: baseball i can't wait! i'm just as excited for the start of fantasy baseball! so much that I watched the season opener last night. anyone else watch the 1st inning - brian mccan is up, batting 4th and the announcer goes, well this just shows you the braves approach to the season, mccan's not gonna give you much power and they are okay with that...next pitch mccan belts a 2 run HR! The announcers just go on, ignoring the fact that the rippped the braves for not having power in their lineup minutes before the 1st HR of the season in the first inning! douches Berg about: moron what a douche. since the c-bus people got to brag, here's some bragging rights for cincy. bike thief Berg about: Important Things we actually watched the better off ted show cuz someone (abby?) posted it was good...very funny. thanks! Berg about: footballs T.O. - 1 yr contract...I'd take it, love it and embrace it! He might be a headcase but he hasn't killed anyone, hasn't been arrested and i think he likes dogs. Berg about: footballs the trade is crazy. definately an all or nothing deal...but also a 'he's not going to detroit or minnesota' move. i respect that part the most. i love teams blocking other teams. but (2) 1st rounders, 3 rounder and Orton, let him go to Minn or Detroit, that'll hurt them even more! Especially for a QB that Denver need to get rid of. In my opinion, not a good deal for the Bears, but definately a high risk/high reward move. Now draft a WR to catch the ball! Berg about: What do you call these? me too biggie. and i never really knew of the round hard ball ones until i was much older. what do you call the ones shaped like stars? Berg about: lock him up Report: Cleveland Browns' wide receiver Donte Stallworth to be charged with DUI manslaughter... http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2009/04/report_cleveland_browns_stallw.html Berg about: sports I don't want to trade Quinn, I was just throwing it out there. Berg about: sports how about we talk football! so, I have a great trade! Broncos trade Jay Cutler to JETS and #12 pick to Browns, JETS trade Gholston to Browns, Browns trade Brady Quinn or Derek Anderson to Broncos along with Sean Rogers.Broncos get Quinn(DA) and Rogers, lose #12 & CutlerBrowns get #12 pick and Gholston, lose Quinn(DA) and RogersJETS get Cutler, lose Gholston.Eh? I'd rather keep BQ for my QB, but #12 and Gholston, who I think will develop this year is a good gamble, especially with Rogers being a douche. It's not perfect, but having 2 top 12 picks and Gholston, I'd grab it. Berg about: NCARB blows, but GBCI sucks well then I will definately eat crow and say I did not know it was not a law. Any article I've read in the PD makes it sound like a law. I guess if a school district can build its own building with its own money w/o doing LEED then it's not a law. Berg about: I concur, well said Cathryn.Thews, I'm not going to tackle regulation with you today. Some other day. Berg about: NCARB blows, but GBCI sucks exactly...Ohio passed a law that said school buildings need to be LEED. Isn't that regulation?Brad, 1/2 of your points from a 'certified' building can be from just materials. Berg about: NCARB blows, but GBCI sucks Josh, I'm not the answer and you aren't either. Thews will hate this...but until our government steps up to the plate and puts real regulations in place, it doesn't matter what we do. We're just PR. The real solutions come with regulation. Berg about: Potentially a rant... 80% of our electricty in the USA comes from petroleum, natural gas and coal. Berg about: NCARB blows, but GBCI sucks and to show that I'm not that jaded...I'm sure LEED has definately helped with cutting down our water usage and being more sustainable when it comes to that. Berg about: NCARB blows, but GBCI sucks Cathryn, why do I crack you up and give off the impression that I have no idea what I'm talking about. Honestly, LEED is great PR...but is it anything more than that? (and really, I think it is a little bit more, but not sure how much.)We tout green building materials such as carpet with high recycled plastic content - but we don't tackle the real issues of sustainability - which is: we keep producing more and more plastic in larger quantities more and more of it is for single use uses! Great, we have carpet that uses the materials we can't dispose of, but what about looking at not using materials we can't dispose of?Nuclear power plants - they sound great - but what about the spent fuel rods? Our government wants to make buildings LEED whatever to be better for the environment and more sustainable but they also want more nuclear power plants to run those buildings. So does building LEED outweigh the issues of nowhere to store spent nuclear fuel rods and the hazards they provide?Maybe I'm being a little altruistic naïve for a capitalist society Berg about: NCARB blows, but GBCI sucks a monopoly and spreaders of false hope! i'm so jaded now that I learned you more than likely have the same CO2 emmissions when you use Geothermal versus gas. Do you get equal LEED points for using a high-efficency furnance as you do a geo-thermal? if not, why is 1 more sustainable if they both have the same co2?!! Berg about: ping pong is that real or did they superimpose that shit. the audience doesn't really react to it...somethings fishy...give me back that fillet of fish, give me that fish, what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it were you in that sandwhich you wouldn't be laughing at all! Berg about: Mun-days i could talk about my awesome fantasy baseball team...or how I had 7 of the 8 elite 8 teams or how I sealed up my first bracket win w/ Pitts loss. Or I could say how awesome the CAVS are and the LeBron is the coolest ever. And how about Tiger! Berg about: Mun-days everyone have a case of the mundays!?!My fingers are too cold to type! We didn't have the heat on and it snowed last night...fucking snow! Berg about: geothermal so unless you run geo-thermal off the gird, you're not being sustainable...you're saving money though. Berg about: geothermal that's great. However the majority of geothermal heat pumps don't have their own energy sources. If they did, it'd be a moot point. Berg about: geothermal is the change better?For instance, in house A you use a geothermal heating & cooling system - this uses an electric compressor to harness the geothermal goodness. Electricty is created at the power station by using fossil fuels. For this example let's say it's a coal power plant.Now, in the house next door, house B, you use a gas furnacne. This furnance uses minimal electricty, but lots of gas.So, House A uses up coal to power the system. House B uses natural gas to power the system. Is there substantially less coal used than gas over the course of 1 year, 5 years, 10 years?See my point yet? Both are depleting our fossil fuels. So why is 1 more sustainable than the other? Sure the cost saving are there for the user...but is the sustainability there? Berg about: geothermal but Josh, the question is, does the creation of a power plant & creation of electricty use more fossil fuels and CO2 over its life cycle versus the creation of a factory, the making of a furnance and the use of the gas. I would imagaine they are similar. So the holistic answer might be neither is sustainable in the end. I don't know if the study is even feasible. Berg about: geothermal Here's a doosy for you guys...David is super anti-nuclear power, i see the points...huge energy consumption to creat a nuclear power plant and there is no where to store anything that become radioactive including the spent fuel rods...so we were arguing the sustainability of geo-thermal power & electricty to run it, vs. gas powered furances. Here's the letter I sent to the GOV to try and find an answer and thought a few of you would be interested in educating us as well.I was wondering if I could get some help in finding any studies that compare the CO2 emissions and associated fossil fuel consumption in creating the electricty to run a geothermal heating/cooling system versus the CO2 emmissions and associated fossil fuel consumption to run a standard gas furnace. I'm curious to see what the holistic benefits are. I understand how the cost savings are relative to the user, but if both have the same CO2 emissions & fossil fuel consumption why would one be more sustainable than the other. Berg about: Cavs hehe, abby has a hairy bush!!! Berg about: Cavs in Cleveland! Don't believe the hype. I'd put $100 on him being a CAVS. But then again, I am a Cleveland fan, so I'm sure he'll be in NYC...NOT. He'll be a CAVS for LIFE! BANK ON IT. :)Oh and you should watch the 60 minutes on Sunday, or check out LeBron's underhanded full court shot! It's sick! Even he looks suprised it went in. Berg about: theme song speaking of which...anyone rich enough to fly us back to italy for the our tribute video of Bucephalus Bouncing Ball. When I get a HD camcorder I think I'm going to persue a stateside version. Berg about: theme song although i've always thought I'd go with Aphex Twin's milk man & "i would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits." i don't even think i like breast milk, but i think it's fucking hilarious! here's the song with some creep 'tribute' video.Milk Man- Aphex Twin Berg about: theme song "big booty bitches" yes it is!did you get far enough to see the bouncy ball over 'soap and water'. hehe. Berg about: Lost Stargate SG1 is the best sci-fi series ever! Berg about: another baby girl Berg about: another baby just got a text from Ngugi - He and Roseali had a baby this morning! Nomizza Wambui, 7 lbs 1 oz, everyone is doing well. Not sure if it's a boy or girl...will let you know what I hear. Berg about: I picture this child looking a lot like Wes... bus farting Berg about: The Changeling you're about 2 weeks late on the review Sweeney, but it's consistant with my report. :) Berg about: the joker does not live in bellvue you can't jam jelly in your mouth!!!! Berg about: dog farts so David gets such a kick out of his dog farting and stinking up the office - I think I'm going to rip one one day and just laugh. I'm sure it won't go over as well - so why are dog farts in public funny and people farts in public aren't? I'm off to a lunch meeting so discuss while I'm away... Berg about: Sir Greenberg i don't know...but it's making me crave a 5 o'clock shadow!!! Berg about: Sir Greenberg so yesterday I buzzed the hair and got an awesome suprise! I'm now a Knight of the Bald Table! Only 7 Clevelanders got this award yesterday. I guess 7 year shavees get knighted. Pretty cool. As always, it was a fun event and can't wait to do it again next year. (And you can still donate if you forgot)Check the link to see the bic'd look - this year it's a little creepier - I'm actually looking forward to a week's growth. St. Baldrick's Day Berg about: tp for my bunghole so true!Anyways, thanks for all the support again this year with St. Baldrick's Day!!! I'm a few hours away from the shears and have raised over $2,250 ($500 in the last 6 hours!) Berg about: tp for my bunghole by the way, bub and abby, i've been meaning to ask - what brand of tp do you guys use? I really enjoyed it this weekend! :-) (my guess is Charmins Ultra) Berg about: Darwin Martin House hmmm...$5 million for a glass box with no cultural value what-so-ever? Nothing to do with the design...but it's funny to spend $5 mil. on a building so you can 'view and learn' about the building across the courtyard. Berg about: pocket robie? damn you Thews! you might have a cute kid but ever since I read "pocket robie" I haven't been able to get you singing "cock pocket" out of my mind! Berg about: More T-O in the B-lo hmmm...sounds like lots of good free marketing for a cash strapped team. combine the marketing budget and a players salary! genius! Berg about: little debbie ugh, i just ate a little debbie zebra cake - robyn was right, I should not have bought them the other day! ugh, i remember them being so delicous and the 1st one was...the second one, which i ate right away even though i said i wasn't going to eat it until 4 or 5 was just awful. it tasted processed. ugh...i'm going to go puke. Berg about: kent state you can listen live via cbs sportsline Berg about: testees poop Berg about: really?? but it appears that Edwards DID text the GM saying he wanted TO to be a Bills! Berg about: i am never going south I hate the South, especially Texas. I wish we could vote them out of the USA. Make them their own country. They are so F'd up! Racism and Corrupt PoPo Berg about: really?? voit thanks for the clarification of that hitler clip! glad i wasted an hour looking for that USA movie in a rentable format. oh well, at least I now have downfall on order. Berg about: really?? That's funny Abby - that's why I'm trying to find a copy of that to watch! As far as I can tell, it's from "Hitler: The Rise of Evil," from a USA network mini-series. I couldn't find just that bit on youtube. If anyone does, please share. Berg about: really?? that's awesome. that clip is so great, i've seen like 4 different dubs. AND talk about marketing, i'm finally going to reserve it at the library... Berg about: in love do me a favor and at least watch for 30 seconds from minute 1:20 on this file. It's sooo crazy! Watch Married To The Eiffel Tower [Part 2] | View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com Berg about: in love but really the real story is the woman marrying the eiffle tower! did no one else watch it? Berg about: but look at his workout ethics!!!he's not disrupting the team, and he's staying in shape while he isn't at practice! Berg about: really?? the whole money aspect of the NFL doesn't count for wins? Publicity (good or bad) doesn't help players feel like they can get exposure in your city? Cash-strapped mid-market teams signing high-profile players? Does it happen all that often? This establishes the Bills as a team where a player can get decent press coverage. So, wins on the field, depends how you look at it. Berg about: really?? Wes, I think you're over-reacting. I think it is a decent move. You got:an elite WR (do we need to argue that too? he IS still an elite WR)the press coveragesales of jersey's (= much needed revenue and he was in the top 20 last year) AND it's only a 1 year deal.Evans will produce better, have more confidence and hopefully learn from Owens. The QB will have an easier time reading defenses and will be on his back less as opposing teams won't be able to blitz as much.With that being said, thank G-d the Browns didn't sign him!!! Berg about: in love i really hope someone else is watching this - it's fascinating!!! Berg about: in love they talked about this on Stern today...weird people! woman marries eiffel tower Berg about: movies Robyn and I watched Changeling saturday night! What a fucked up world we live in. Granted it was 1928, but wow. If you want to see a good movie set around a horrific true story plot check it out. And try not to learn anything about the movie before watching it, I think that made it better. Berg about: guess what... it's st. baldrick's time again!!! Berg about: crawl i'm planning on being a late friday night arrival. Berg about: PreFab House i'd make my own comment but someone already did:but you have to admit that using bridge girders to build a suburban house is ridiculous at best, arrogant at worst. given the state of the environment and the global economy, i don't think that we should be encouraging design that is blatantly as wasteful as this.Also, why would it be desirable to have the unsupported intersection of concrete i-beam and inverted channel thing Berg about: chelada or would you say congrats, thewsi!!! Berg about: browns he won't be our starter, but he'll fit right in with edwards if he's good at dropping balls. that mother fucker better have gone on the jerry rice catching brick regiment this off-season. I will not tolerate dropped balls this year. Did you guys see TO looks like he'll be cut. Berg about: Crawl Alicia, you gonna pound beers with us? Berg about: Abigail Mountain, RA awesome abigail! wish i were as cool but i'm teaming up with biggie to scam the system and take just the new structures test rather than 2 of the old. hehe. Berg about: GILF she's hot for 50!!! Berg about: Bebe Thews I've had 2 friends who both were induced for their first child...no horror stories, just lots of good drugs for all! Good luck, txt us when you got some details! Berg about: eyesore thankfully there really isn't much money for that that crap. makes that stern addition to the lakewood library look amazing!by the way, sounds like Robert A M Stern won't be getting any AIA awards this year from the historic preservation committee in Cleveland, I believe it was talked about, and the shortcomings I emailed him about were brought up too, for some reason they didn't pick it. (I think it's even funnier that him calling me a fucking idiot may or may not have been refered to in the meeting by someone who employs me. haha. fucking prick mouths off to me and it may or may not have contributed to him not getting an AIA cleveland award.) Berg about: baseballs if we don't have a wedding or baby naming that weekend we'd be down for a bucs game. too bad they play the indians mid week this year.Bub, I think they are leading the grapefruits because everyone else has their players playing on the national teams...you just happened not to lose any starters. haha.Wes, did Buffalo land a AAA team? Berg about: nfl the missing boaters story is so tragic. Berg about: prof hughes that's funny that josh and i were the 2 not to build models. Berg about: prof. hughes or the classic 'santa maria novella is african architecture because the moors built it, and we all know the builders had the most input on the design, not the architect'really, so then those pyramid things, I guess they are Hebrew architecture, not Egyptian or African becuase the Jews built them! Berg about: prof. hughes seriously, how did that douche bag get a job! now i'm all fired up again about that man! thanks leanne! seriously, do you remember the methods final that was multiple choice! and then we all sit down and it's fill in the blank, matching and essay! "but that is multiple choice, you have the choice to take it, or not take it! merry christmas, hahaha."and that 'hhhhhhhaaaaaa' noise he'd make when fogging up his glasses to wipe them clean. arghhh Berg about: it's the trannie one, but it's not south of piazza beccaria. it's west of the city. piazza beccaria is where the coop was, and it's also the project where we had to build models...wait, models in florence, but it says in the program DO NOT BRING MODEL BUILDING EQUIPMENT. Why are we building models. dopio fucking cheeseburgers to you fucking prof. hughes Berg about: italy near Piazza Cesare Beccaria Berg about: oh good heavens View Larger Map Berg about: View Larger Map Berg about: italy so today i was looking at a picture of florence and thought to myself, you know, i really never made it down to that park along the arno. I think I made it to the park, but never wakled through it. did all of you make it there at some point? did anyone ever make it all the way to the modernist bridge? i was thinking how nice a noe sando would be right now...just grab one on the run Berg about: BDC is back i saw facebook stalked cristen last night - she added new friends at 6:00 pm so I'm assuming if she has time for that she hadn't had the baby yet! facebook is so great for stalking. in other news...the dow dipped below 7,000 reaching 6,800 at one point!! yikes Berg about: ARE biggie - just got my bt pass today! now i just have to pass the damn site planning one. fucking failed it. fuck fuck fuck. that's a biggie as it's 2 tests in 4.0. I love trying to cheat the system. Berg about: ARE so am I being lazy or smart...4.0 has a test called Structural Systems which is the equivelant to BT, GS, LT. Assuming I pass Building Design/Materials Methods and Mechanical & Electrical Systems, I'd have 2 more tests (the 2 structural ones) or I could switch to 4.0 and take 1 test which covers both structural tests. I'd save money and time having to study for just 1 test not 2. Thoughts? Berg about: i, for one, welcome our nano-overloads hmm...seems likey that a service call you your pc might not be easily done with that type of technology...reminds me of those pesky replicators from Stargate SG-1. Berg about: St. Patty hehe - derek thinks he's still a medium. that's so cute. Berg about: irregaurdless, it's not proven. hehe. a mispelling and improper use! Berg about: baseballs alledgely has AIDS Berg about: CITI seriously, if CITI Bank needs to get bailed out I'm not paying my debt to them! That's fucked up. Why should I pay my debt to them if they don't have to pay their own debt! Sorry if this is rant board material but I just get more and more pissed with this whole crisis! Why should I be held accountable for my debt, but big companies shouldn't be! Berg about: BDC hey Wes, maybe Abby will find that awesome place in Buffalo and then tell you about it. :) Berg about: BDC cool logo! can we special order hoodies instead of long t's? Berg about: LEED AP what is a commissioning agent? (oh, and don't worry, this is all leading to me ranting about how dumb LEED can be...) Berg about: LEED AP+ in order for a building to be LEED Certified, does a LEED AP have to work on the project? Berg about: crawl sweet Berg about: spam this is the latest spam message i got at work. this is funny!Women will be begging you to stay in your bed for another portion of love.I almost want to click on the link just to reward them for such clever wording. Berg about: random thoughts Andy - I've actually wanted to own my own island no matter where it is! Send me a link! I might buy one! We could all use it. Should we do a timeshare? Berg about: definitely funny website for us spelling impared people. i just like the person that dedicated the time and resources to put this page up. http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/ Berg about: silly kids Robyn's 35th was yesterday and 2 of her students brought her a diamond braclet as a gift today!!! Not a fake one either. Turns out it was one of the kids mother's christmas gift from her b-f. Berg about: how old is your brain? I actually came up as a reform jew as 100%, then b'hai, then othrodox jew and islam (74%). i'm glad i practice what i preach at least. (although i practice conservative, which is inbetween ortho and reform and isn't an option) Berg about: how old is your brain? I keep getting 29. Our 70 year old office manager took it and was 38.Here's another interesting quiz, what religion are you? Berg about: site update my google reader doesn't seem to be taking any of the newer posts...fucking hack job bub! :) Berg about: plan crash it's amazing how the wife and daughter were able to get out! i don't get that part - the house exploded and was engulfed in 100' flames...yet they escaped! and the old man, tough way to go, if it were me, it would have happened while i was playing madden and just about to see the browns win a super bowl...but seriously, unreal, you know, like maybe he only ran upstairs real quick to use the can and boom...gone. fucked up. Berg about: some funny funny, but the skank video was funnier! funnier! Berg about: plan crash did we hear about it!? I think it's been full news coverage here since late last night. crazy shit. sad story. Berg about: Dave So sad to hear the news. Big wet Thews hugs and kisses to all the Thewses. I just got an email from Beki, here's what I know:Calling Hours will be Tuesday 2/17 from 6-8p.m. at Jenkins Funeral Home in Westlake The Funeral will be Wednesday 2/18 at 1:00p.m. at Jenkins with burial immediately following at Holy Cross Cemetery also in Westlake. After the burial a wake of sorts will be held at Dave's favorite watering hole, Swinging Door Saloon in Rocky River. The obituary will be in Sunday's Plain Dealer. Directions for services are below: http://www.jenkinsfuneralchapel.com/index2.html Berg about: black pug i just saw a black pug! never seen one of those. they are cute. Berg about: 15 Reasons Why You Should be Having Sex... Right Now! I doubt Robyn would mind me posting this...so the other day we were watching the Colbert Report (best show on TV) and he had on the minister that challenged his congregation to 7 straight days of sex! One of the main reasons was that it helped couples communicate. So we laughed and thought us newly weds should try this out. This guy is a GENIUS!!! Not because of the 7 days - but because it's hard to find time for 7 days straight! Guess what boys - when you miss a day, you start all over again!!! It's fantastic. I think I'll come down with a headache on day 5 or 6 every time we get there! Fucking genius! Berg about: 15 Reasons Why You Should be Having Sex... Right Now! I'm still wrapping my brain around "Our doctor friend verified it with our first one" - you crazy hippy swingers! :-) hahaIf I were single I'd see if anyone wanted me to verify if for them too! hahahahaha Berg about: Baby Pauling Derek - You'll probably take the girls name...so who knows, Emma might work! :-)Eric-Greenberg-is-a-homo would rock! Berg about: Baby Pauling oh, and congrats! little girls are so cute! i thought my nephews were cute until kendelle came along! now they were just kinda cute. :-)but with my nephews in 10 years, i get to go watch high school football! (insert high school cheerleader joke here.) Berg about: Baby Pauling Erica Robyn is a sweet name! I'm been giving that one out for free to all my friends. It's got a great ring to it! Berg about: St. Patty did we get a weekend? what were the results of the online poll? Berg about: Congratulations!!! WTF! Becky - didn't I go out drinking with you Friday night!? Did you know then? I even gave you study materials back. CONGRATS! Let's go drink again? I was trashed by the time I got to bed that night.I'd like to make a big shout out to the Mengs who I saw for the first time in Cleveland without an out of town visitor in town ever! :-) Berg about: Sadness if you run virtual pc on your mac you are dumb. just go out and buy a pc. unless you just have to have the cool sleek look of a mac, but run all the extra memory hogging PC garbage. and this is from a pc lover and mac hater. i just hate people that run a pc emulator on a mac. it's like bonging great lakes beer. you don't do that. you bong PBR! Berg about: St. Patty can i poop at your place downtown? :) i'll vote soon, need to find out when my nephew's bday party is. he had to be born on march 16! Berg about: real commercial You Tube is great - Norton Furniture Guy is all over there too! Here is a composite video with Polk... Berg about: blog i dare you to read more than 3 posts...it's not humanly possible. (yes, i saw the headline, girl on girl kiss and had to see what it was all about. sue me!) mischa barton Berg about: Drunken Negro Face i wonder, is the Drunken Negro Face worse than Chief Wahoo?  Berg about: me check out pages 44-46 of the Weddings 2009 issues http://www.jstylemagazine.com/ Berg about: Drunken Negro Face amazing reference Wes!!! Here's the clip. (i love that it's some dude taping his TV) Berg about: Drunken Negro Face anyone want one? what on earth was this guy thinking! Drunken Negro Face cookies... Berg about: rendering abby you get 70 angelinas and my heaven, is i get to watch! :) Berg about: rendering good reflection. i'm going to download it now and check it out. thanks brad! Berg about: rendering wait a second...you designed the gates of heaven? fuck, did you peak behind them? is it nice there? Berg about: weather I was hoping you wouldn't go into labor yesterday! that would have sucked! my buddy matt greenberg just had a little baby boy. thankfully his wife went in to be induced before the snow and had the baby right as the storm hit. i couldn't imagine the stress of driving a wife in labor to the hospital yesterday! Berg about: rendering it sounds like there might be a SU plug-in of accurender! i'm going to look into it more, but found a reference to it just now. i loved accurender in college. and people tell me to learn VIZ! I'll find my way around having to learn that program! Berg about: website thanks...i figured flash, but didn't want to find out the newer versions of dreamweaver could handle that. Berg about: website hey, I'm going to design a website for myself. so, i need advice...i want a ring with 5 circles attached...and want them to move around with the cursor. am i looking at using flash? or just straight up html? i wish there was a way to keep on top of all this stuff! i'm going to use dreamweaver. i just got full copy of the CS3 suite!also, any sketchup users - i've been tinkering with Podium for doing renderings IN sketchup. anyone else play with this program? any other good rendering programs? Berg about: google streets can we throw job security in that mix too! Cleveland is laying people off left and right! We're so slow, and I might be out of a job by March if we don't get any new clients. Damn economy! Berg about: google streets andy, did you make it to your meeting? Berg about: google streets awesome! do you think they saw the google van on other streets and ran home to get their lord of the rings costumes? Berg about: ugh! It's awful here! My 35 minute drive is an estimated 1 hour 45 minutes. I told my boss I wasn't up for driving over 3 hours to work until a dr. apt. at 4:00. So I'm at home, and if he makes it into the office, he'll email me something to work on. Worst part is, 3 schools are open in the entire county! Robyn's at school. :-( 1/2 of the teachers and students aren't though. Berg about: McGahee Here's a good link to the McGahee hits. When watching the one from 2 days ago, was that ruled a fumble? It sure looks like he caught it and made a 'football' move. Berg about: on a serious note Mazel Tov! I'm sure Tela will love licking up baby spit and fallen creamy peas! Berg about: on a funny note so, we all know I have serious stomach issues, and I'm going to see a gastroentronoligist or whatever they are...so i call to make a dr. apt. and am chatting with the recpt. who's getting my info and symptoms (one of which is constantly having to use the restroom in stressful situations) and she goes, wow, so you poop alot, are you losing a lot of weight? To which I replied, no, I wish, and she goes, yeah, I wish I could just poop and lose weight! haha. So funny to hear a strange woman say something like that. Then she got my work number and assured me that "they'll never call the office and say it's my poop doctor, they'd just say the doctors office." I thanked her for her assurance. Berg about: COLD Wes - Did you wear your unisuit to work today? Berg about: holy shit you can actually feel all the nose hairs right on down to the folicle! Berg about: holy shit I'd come, but it's way to fucking cold! I didn't realize the insides of my nose could freeze by taking a breath through my nose! It's hurts, but it's a fun tickling feeling. Berg about: sports guy I guess Browns fans have a lot of time...apparntly this Hitler clip is making the rounds... dumb hitler browns ranting Berg about: brr!! really cold! Berg about: footballs disdain...but i do think the Ravens are stains Berg about: footballs so Pittsburgh - what's your take on this weekend's game? I can't wait to watch it. As stated last month - i've gotta root for the Steelers, as the I have more distain for the Ravens. The images of the fans should be fun, it's gonna be cold!Which brings up a good question, while playing in neutral sites is the dumbest idea ever, week 1 of the playoffs was great in that the majority of the games were played in mild to warm weather - and the games were very exciting. I love smash-mouth football and home field advantage, but there is something to be said for the quality of play. Berg about: working Bub oh, brad is back from playing hookey? Berg about: Old D-Rock Birthday Happy Berg about: sports speaking of maize and blue...my sister works with former Browns TE, Aaron Shea...who used to be sexy Tom's roommate in college, and they are still good friends...and my sister and Jake not being big college football fans didn't connect the Maize of their daughter middle name to the color of U of M...well Aaron Shea did and is calling sexy Tom to tell him how cool the name is...which means my niece is being mentioned to Sexy Tom and Gisele Bundchen! Pretty cool in that random 6-degrees of seperation kind of way! They had to have had their kid, right? How cool would that be if they have another kid and name it Maize. Berg about: sports also, in Cleveland papers the other day, they brought up how great it will be when CC makes his first start against the trip and LBJ, aka "the King", aka Abby's Favorite person, is in the stands wearing his pin stripes.| Berg about: sports ditto a'ron.I also like that Mangini DIDN'T want Brett Farve and hates players that needs 'special' requirements. I think he's a respected coach who can enforce some discipline. I'm still chaffed about B. Edwards thinking it was cool to fly down to Columbus after he was told not to for an OSU v. Michigan game...and then got no suspension or fine.Speaking of OSU...Andy - no smack talk after such a disappointing loss? Man that game was good until the last 17 seconds. Berg about: ridiculous what's ridiculous is 10 years ago we celebrated Wes's 21st Birthday! Were we at the Fiddler's Elbow for that? I don't remember how all that worked out between your bday/ derek's bad. Irregardless, Happy Birthday Old Man! Berg about: LEED and Wes - Haha - Josh says I'm right and not an idiot!!! Berg about: LEED Cathryn - of course not. 1 person isn't going to solve the problem. Education, Policy and Gov't will.I'm like LEED, I don't necessarily practice what I preach - I'm just raising awareness!And I think I'm starting to like LEED as it seems to be evolving into a real answer. And I bet it evolved in this manner BECAUSE non-architects were involved in the process and were thinking about policy, manufacturing and materials. Berg about: LEED so LEED certification wouldn't been given to a product that used more energy to create in it's green form than is saved over the lifespan of the product? i know 0.0% about LEED, I just know what I've heard from friends and other architects.And personally, I don't really watch what I eat, but there are lots of culturals and people that do...and (is it theologically speaking) you are what you eat...and i'd prefer not to be urine. I'm not a practicer, but I do appreciate the value in not eating crap and urine and it having some positive affect on me. Feng Shui, Chi, Yoga - all that crap sounds great in theory, doesn't it?Would you discredit all that because the FDA says you can eat it? Berg about: LEED and really I'm not sure LEED is all that great...maybe Josh can speak more to it, but it sounds like it's focus is on the manufacturing of products to be energy efficient and their installed results, and doesn't seem to address the carbon footprint of the manufacturing process. Like does it really matter if we use recycled plastics in our carpet if we continue to manufacture plastic? Do they care if a product is "green" and it's end results are low-VOC and energy effiecent if it uses 3 times as many resources to manufacture the "green" version? Berg about: LEED come on Cathryn...I'm glad my 1st year house analysis partner caught on...i'm really just an ignorant idealist. And I was merely pointing out that had it not been for humanities greed and careless disregard for the environment we wouldn't be in this 'crisis.' Seriously, though we live in a messed up world. Robyn is trying to be a vegiterian and is watching alot of what we are eating. So she's been pointing out all sorts of crap I didn't want to know about, that isn't even about being a vegetarian. For instance, there is some 'ingredient' that is used to make some pretzels that makes them look more brown...that 'ingredient' is extracted from animal urine! And it's FDA approved and being used. Now if it wasn't for greed why would anyone think this was a good idea.The same goes with architecture. I blame the culturally void work that is being built everyone on the architects, but also the government that has such low standards. Glad to know LEED is trying to fix some of that stuff...but it's sad that it needs fixing and we didn't just have higher standards. Berg about: LEED Isn't LEED pretty much designing the way things should be designed to begin with? Doing things the way they were done prior to the industrial revolution? Why don't we just get rid of all the crap building materials that are carbon-drains in either application or manufacturing?And do you still get equal points for re-using a building and putting a bicycle rack outside the building? Berg about: mistakes well, we'd be assholes if anyone ever bothered to read the specs. that's the whole point of the note. it's like when i used to write, "this paper is so fucking dumb, i can't believe i'm doing it" in the middle of my history paper and I always got an A, and the teacher never noticed it...he didn't notice cuz he didn't read, he gave me an A cuz he thought I was smart... Berg about: mistakes I'm sure you guys also have this - we have a "Call Architect to confirm having read to this point. (216-631-0557)" in the middle of our specifications. I actually got 1 call last job! Funniest thing - I didn't know the note was in there! The contractor looked like a smartass, I looked dumb and we all had a good laugh, then I told him I'd be using the halogen lamp on his level v finish...he told me where to polish my knobs. haha, i love knobs. Berg about: mistakes 2 lines 3' apart so they can dig a trench.Check out this note David has put on every drawing! Unfortunately, he hasn't ever followed through...Gypsum board installations shall be subject to a night-time, 500w halogen light inspection to reveal imperfections not apparent during the day. It is the responsibility of the drywall contractor to correct taping or skim-coating problems revealed during this inspection. Berg about: mistakes how about the construction crew outside my office is running the 4' diameter wet saw machine unmanned right now! they did their first cut this morning, now it's on auto-pilot as a 4' blade is running, re-cutting the same line deeper! are you fucking kidding me! and of course no forman to talk to, and no one is answering the construction company's main phone. But no worries, I took pictures and will email their excellent work to them. Berg about: baby well i'm not sure on the spellings...but kendalle is like kendall but with an "e" because of my great-grandmother adelle, so maybe it's kandelle? maize might not be spelled that way either, they haven't decided on how to spell it. Jake and his brother have a whole system of how to name your kid in order to help their chances of athleticism later in life...something to do with the 'z' helps and the both names ending in a vowel...it's actually pretty funny if you get into a long conversation with Jake about it. When I'm bored at family functions it's my go to conversation topic. I think maize is because they thought it was cool...but if it were me, it'd be because nothing is better than cream corned out of the pot and a bowl of weed! Berg about: baby well, my nephews now have a girl cousin to play with! my little niece was born last night at midnight! Kendalle Maize Lyndon - 6 lbs. 4 oz. - My sister is doing well - so weird talking to her last night while she was in labor! Not only was it my little sister in friggin labor!! but we just chatted for like 10 minutes as if nothing was going on. Man, I'm all mushy thinking my little sister is a MOM!Can't wait to hear about the next baby! That gonna be soon Thewses? Berg about: work i'm so jealous! Berg about: work Josh - I'm pretty mega awesome! I'll fill you in when the time comes! haha.speaking of which my sister just called me - her water broke! (she's about 4 days shy of full term, and 2 weeks early of the dr.'s predictions.) whohoo! fill you in tomorrow I hope! Berg about: work i can't wait for kids...if it's anything like my brother's newborn...i get to play madden while holding a baby at 4:00 am and no one is going to be like WTF dude, get to sleep, it's 4:00 am, you're not in brad and dave's room playing madden between security going off duty and when you can break into studio! Berg about: work i have no desire to be here! i want to be playing madden. is it wrong that i'm 31 and still stay up late...foregoing bedtime with my wife...just so i can squeeze in a game or two of madden? i'm an adict! Berg about: espn they are up...you're #1 in coaches poll, the othe is still being updated. enjoy it for the week or two it'll last before you lose and UNC is back ontop. Berg about: architecture David is meeting with a guy about his hardware...he keeps saying "knobs" over and over again. it's fucking killing me! haha. slob my knob! Berg about: Happy New Year I draw the line at the bathroom door. If it's closed...no sound is coming in or out. We have a no-talking rule when the bathroom door is closed. I hear about these couples that crap infront of each other...I have no clue who those people are. Do any of you do that? The thought makes me shudder!Happy New Year! Berg about: footballs Cleveland has been shut down for the afternoon in celebration of the ousting of Romeo and Phil! Although Romeo might be kept in some capacity or another. 110 some days until the draft!AND THE BEST NEWS...OUR LOSE, SECURED OUR LAST PLACE FINISH AND WE'RE ALREADY PLANNING THE BROWNS / BUFFALO GAME! It'll be another invasion of the North. I hope we can get some warm weather this year! Berg about: ugh really! i'm the only sucker here? ugh.a'ron...you should see me, my face isn't blown up, but man the rest of me is fat! I've gained 10 lbs. this holiday season. Ugh...I'm fat. What a great song that was. Berg about: ugh anyone else working today? damn using up all my vacation time! Berg about: GPD are those all real people at your firm? no mention of Bader or P-Dog?Merry Christmas to everyone! Enjoy, while I'm studying for a test on Saturday. Berg about: our favorite architect everyone see brad pitt on the cover of architectural digest! | Berg about: Old man Dickey, I hope you're enjoying your bday plotting something against someone!In an odd un-related story, but something Dickey would find a good topic of stoner converstaion...I somehow "accessed" ALL my previous dreams that I've ever had. It was weird, but right before I woke up, something in my dream triggered me thinking about my dreams, and I had unlimited access to dreams I had in high school, as a child, in college! It was crazy! Berg about: footballs anyone catch that awesome pass Big Ben threw to Michael Griffin to ICE the game yesterday? I saw it, because I left the Browns "game" at half time. This is by far the worst coached football team I have ever seen! They players aren't even trying. I blame it on coaching, not their suckiness. They have no pride and I'm heartbroken. It really sucks. I'm not sure how much fandom I have left in me. A'ron, Biggie, Thews - have you hit your limit yet? Are you even going to watch the Steelers game? I can't even imagine the final score in that one. We might gain less yards than we did against Buffalo a few years ago! Berg about: peer question especially if there is a prize for winning on top of the stipen. That way, if I worked on it and won it, I get paid for my time I spent working on it, AND my firm gets a project that will pay my wages for at least a month. Berg about: peer question as housing goes, in the NE Ohio area at least, 10% - 15% is the average cost of a project, including a basic set of CDs. So if the house is $80,000 it's a decent payment. I think if an unregistered arch. finds the competition, and poses it to his firm/ boss, they should be willing to do it. Things are slow up here in Cleveland...$8,000 might be enough to pay an unregistered architect for a month. and with residential you don't get liability as much, could be fun... Berg about: Army Football the helmets were cool though! Berg about: Army Football i think it reminds me of that zuba pattern the bengals used to wear! ugh. barf. Berg about: B Edwards this has to be a joke...he's moving all his charities to cleveland because his feelings are hurt... Berg about: christmas is here! andy - this is one of the best links of the year! thank you! i love this suggestion for next year...41. Tyson in Ottawa: "How about this for worst gift ... a $44.95 framed picture of Braylon Edwards dropping a catch? Could they have found just one pic of him catching one? Apparently not." (BS: This got me thinking of an idea for next season -- what if the Browns saved every game ball that Edwards dropped during the '08 season and auctioned them afterward as a collector's set? Would it go for $1,500, $3,000, $4,500? Imagine a sports bar buying it and building a special shelf behind the bar to accommodate 27 dropped footballs from Braylon? The Browns fans would go there just to stare at it the same way people stare at the Grand Canyon. I would strongly consider this idea for next season.) Berg about: Name change and that's okay if no pets are allowed, we'll leave our dog, ohforfour in the car. :-)ouchie Berg about: Name change will my twins, Wide Right Greenberg and NoGoal Crease Greenberg, be invited? Berg about: Name change WOW...good timing on my part...speaking of name changes, at what age will this kid ask for one... Assholes name their child Adolph Hitler (goes well with sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation & Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell) Berg about: Lord Aeck Sargent Check out who's on the front page of his company's website...with a little story about him too. No shout out to KSU though. Also, I talked to Ngugi last month, he and Roselli are expecting! Lord Aeck Sargent Berg about: about sports... a fucking get Josh Cribbs the ball more!!! All week the coaches talked about his passing abilities, his awesome 50 yard bomb to B.E., tight sprial...and how they will involve him more...even the announcers couldn't believe how little he was used. Chud is turning into more of a Pud and a Dud. Ken Dorsey is by far the worst QB I've ever seen. In fact, Tim Couch would be a better backup right now! He had 4 maybe 5 good passes, the rest were wobblers and off target.P.S. I really shouldn't for to tell Darnell Dinkins that he is a big fuck stick - catch the ball - you're a backup TE that got to play - and you drop a wide open pass (1 of the 4 that was good) on the 6 yardline! Berg about: about sports... Are the Browns the only team in the NFL that could have a 97 yard interception...and NOT FUCKING SCORE A TD! That's pissing me off more than anything else from last night's game. Well that and the intro to the game...or what should have been called the 5 minute personal highlight real of McNabb and his up and down performances, his reeling emotions over being bench...but then again, what else could they talk about, they already did an hour pre-game on how awful and disappointing the Browns were. I like that we still haven't had an offensive TD since the Buffalo game! If it weren't for the Cincy game coming up...we might not score one the rest of the year. I'm already embarassed by the upcoming Steelers game...hopefully they'll have clinched homefield and will sit everyone. Berg about: hockey and that whole avery thing is ridiculous! how on earth does what he did equate to losing his job? i've said worse things about co-workers to their face! what a dumb sport. anyone else see how mega the CAVS are! haha. maybe cleveland can find a way to win a championship this year| Berg about: college football on another note, did you see where the florida offensive coordinator won't be doing the play calling in the national title game because he can't juggle his new head coach job and this one! what a fuck stick! i hate all florida schools...but i'm annoyed even for them in this case. he's bailing on his kids in the national fucking championship game!? Berg about: Barkely You guys up North see this...Barkley is talking about UB Football!?!? Berg about: footballs Derek, I actually hope the Browns lose out and you finish with a better record. We would get a higher draft pick, easier schedule and get to play Buffalo again next year! Berg about: footballs my fantasy footballs dreams in one league have been dwindling fast (1st place to 4th place) due to my reliance on TO and Jason Witten...who have not been able to do anything facing a real defense (Pitts, NYG) and don't look like they'll do much against the Ravens next week.Speaking of the Ravens, I hate them. I hate them more than the Steelers. I rooted for their demise yesterday. What a fucking game that was! Those 2 defenses are sick. I have to say I was exteremely jealous my defense doesn't look that dominant. And fuck they were hitting hard! Awesome football. Berg about: baseballs The way the schedule lines up, there's a good chance Sabathia would pitch the opener there April 16 against Cleveland — which traded him to Milwaukee last July.How about Billy Bean's quote...his mind must work more complexly than mine...Most teams didn't think Sabathia's money would trickle down to others. "That would be like saying Madonna sold her penthouse in Columbus Circle, so therefore that may have an impact on whether my house would sell in Danville," Oakland general manager Billy Beane said. Berg about: baseballs if CC starts 35 games...he'll make 653,000 every time he pitches! Berg about: pics great find andy! i haven't even gotten through all the pics to find that one. (the link didn't take me to the pic, but i saw what # it referenced) thanks c and abby - it seems like my wedding was years ago! Berg about: Pics Our wedding pics are online! http://www.posner.weddingherald.com Berg about: LeBron Abby - check out sportscenter today! LeBron was sick! His dunks were amazing. The CAVS are on FIRE! Here's one of his dunks...(i hope my html works)  Berg about: baseballs Is CC signing with the Yankees a legit reason to call off of work? Man I fucking hate the Yankees. Berg about: baseballs Wes, is that the Native American variety, or the India variety Bub's shitty team signed? Or my beloved Cleveland Indians which their big noses and red skin? Berg about: j hall designs i almost went out back and shot myself when i heard "j hall designs." I wouldn't be able to handle life if that fucker had really been the mind behind the well-known kitchen design studio in Cleveland... Red Headed step child this firm is not.... Berg about: music not ripped off by Coldplay I have not seen it, but that doesn't mean it's not in my turnk. I'll try to remember tomorrow morning, as it will be too dark to see shit when I leave. damn long winter nights. Berg about: investing P.S. Did I sleep through the class that was "having a good exit and saving strategy after college." I get that i should have been more informed and aware of savings, etc. but why did I pay some $50K+ for college and not 1 class prepared/ informed me on LIFE and MONEY. (i.e. explained health care plans and how they work, explained IRA, 401K, etc., buy a house and all it entails.) Berg about: investing I like the Roth...but I also like the tax deduction now. When I get ready to retire, I'll just have to wait for a republican president to lower the capital gains tax. The guy I met with suggested having both a ROTH and a Tradition IRA so that you can play games later on down the road when you 60+ and are adjusting your income to gain tax benefits, or not gain them, thus profiting elsewhere. The traditional also leaves me with more money now to pay off loans...and i can got ROTH later when I'm more stable. (I feel so adult'ish talking like this.) Do you think this is a good approach? Berg about: investing so, now that i'm married...i have to think in terms of family and not myself...which means, i have to be serious about retiring some days, even though we all know, none of us will ever retire...so i met with an advisor, to feel him out, learn about investing, etc. and i'm going to open an IRA for now, and one day, hopefully I'll get back to teaching and get a nice coushy pension. until then, IRA. I talked to my financially savvy father and he suggest I look into a non-load bearing mutual fund IRA that I would handle myself. If I go the advisor route it'd be a load-bearing mutual fund. basically, i'm paying 5% upfront on my investments for my guy to help me invest. (did i get all this right? i'm sure i'm the last one to figure all this shit out)so the dilema...if it's a 40 year investment, if i stick with the big mutual funds, for now, my investments will be pretty steady and not take too much work to monitor and it's not all that risky. so for now, why pay the load? Anyone else doing non-load bearing IRAs? Anyone have feelings about just paying the advisor to do this. (the advisor used the, you can do it yourself, and for now, you'd probably be safe, but it'd be like me designing a house instead of hiring an architect.)if this is rant board material, fell free to move the conversation there... Berg about: Festivus I would love to have a party...but alas, a 2 bedroom for 2 people and 2 cats is a little tight. once I get a house, i'll hopefully start up the big party.but, has anyone else heard he coldplay controversy? it's crazy! did Coldplay steal... Berg about: Browns and stuff The Browns, starting QB Ken Dorsey, his 1st in how many friggin years...threw the ball 43 times...a season high! We never threw 43 times with Quinn or Anderson, but we did with the weakest arm ever to start an NFL game? Dorsey is a great coach and mentor...and an awful fucking player. Berg about: sharing Andy onced showed me a cool hunting store. Berg about: DSM LJ - Did you watch last night's episode? It's good! I guess they skipped Episode 8! Don't know why they didn't air in the night before Turkey day. If it's deemed not worthy to keep for next season, you'd think it'd be a good program to run on the biggest bar night of the year. I don't know about you guys, but we went to a bar, it was insane! Like 30 minutes just to get a drink. All the bars were like this. Berg about: sharing you could use a kodak gallery or picasa. Berg about: sharing or cool fancy kick-ass sketchup models. renderings. animations. Berg about: sharing just out of couriosity...how come no one ever posts pics of projects they have worked on? (Other than home projects.) I'd be excited to see projects you guys have worked on or designed. Berg about: footballs hey 'burgh fans - how do TE's do against your D? I know they have shut down passers as of late. I'm thinking I should sit Jason Witten for Kevin Boss in one of my leagues... Berg about: lug-nut No, I like the criticism, but I do like to argue with people, especially re: the stupidity of the test. Like, really, how does anyone know that facing the service doors towards the street is better than not having "maximum" sun at noon. The "rules" don't say you can't have service doors facing the street, but this is a general principle. Sure you can screen a service drive, but it's better to just not have it face a street. So if the test says something like to the best of your knowledge...how do we know lug-nut's advice is correct?Thews, you're smarter than me because i'm not all that smart. kinda like how people keep thinking i've lost weight. i just hide it very well! haha. Berg about: lug-nut thews - the problem is you're smarter than me...i think i've proven how dumb I really am...so being dumb, i like to have pointless arguements with people on the internet, not really believing in my position but enjoying how annoyed they get. I also don't like lug-nut's definative personality, so really enjoy when he jumps in on one of my posts. Berg about: Abby D-Rock I like that you guys probably sit next to each other, yet talk to each other via the message board. It's like when I would IM Amy sitting 10 feet from me while pretending to work on OE while Derek slaved away on a silly model. :) Berg about: lug-nut I love this Lug-Nut guy on the ARE FORUM that is some 50 year old dude with kids in college who posts 100 times a day and his answers are 'god like.' i like to ruffle his feathers and challenge his all-knowing powers...here's my latest attempt to drive him batty. Berg Drives Lug-Nut batty on on-online message board Berg about: footballs Wes did you get my text? I was very excited to see you win another $5 from Toner!The Browns suck. My brother couldn't even give away his ticket this weekend, and my aunt reluctantly took mine! Romeo is a moron and must go. I'm not sure the real verdict is out on Savage. They mentioned Mularky's name as a new head coach - i'm giving up my PSLs if he's named. Fuck I hate crappy football.Did you guys see Bloomberg wants Plaxico to get the min. 3 1/2 years for carrying an illegal loaded handgun!Robyn's HS won the Ohio Div. 2 state champs this weekend. we watched the game on TV, it was sweet, and by sweet I mean good players with awful execution, but certainly more entertaining than the Browns.D-Rock - St. Ignatius won the D1 over Cincy Elder. Berg about: Browns I'm hoping DA will be super awesome in the next 5 games, and we can try to get at least a 3rd pick for him. Here's a good article about the Brown's real problems problems Berg about: big bridge I like the comment below that says: Since that IS China, did they use red rockets? Berg about: Housing Crisis Thanks for the Bday wishes! I think we missed Brad's 2 days ago, so happy belated Brad! Here's a video for your boredom Wes... Berg about: UB good job UB as they go SMOKE FREE EVERYWHERE! Berg about: MNF He went on to rip his defense to shreds..."It's probably more technique [than fatigue] because we tried to change up by rotating guys a little bit," said Crennel. "The previous two weeks, I thought [fatigue] was it, but evidently I was wrong." Berg about: MNF Crennel said "You like to think that your defense can tackle, because that's one of the foundations of defense." in regards to all the missed tackles. Is it me, or is that the most Bellichik answer you've ever heard! Berg about: MNF mine too a'ron!! I didn't think we went to a tanning salon, but couldn't understand how i got such a sunburned face, now i know! damn, that's crazy. never had windburn from footballs! awesome weekend! bills fans were fine...although i could have gone without having a bottle thrown at me. cans, eh, maybe...but it was cold, and i didn't like having a wet beer thrown. other than that, and the annoying "thews" behind me, i had a great experience!coolest thing for those not there - there's no fire rules - so everyone had big fires going...some in a pit, some not! crazy fires everywhere. and one dude - he lit his fire with a blow torch! Berg about: modern technology I don't know how i have lived without it. although, being able to watch my favorite smut on the internet is okay. i can watch my shows on abc online and i'm fine.please, someone else watches Dirty Sexy Money, right? i love that show. Berg about: modern technology Robyn and I are crawling out of the stone age and getting a digital cable box and a DVR! (amazingly, her HD ready tv has been getting the free HD signals, so I have enojed most sports on NBC, ABC in HD) but I'm so excited for all the channels! Also, I don't tape stuff cuz it's not important enough, but with DVR, i'll so tape stuff. don't have to worry about turning off the VCR, hitting the timer button, etc. Whooohooo! Berg about: Sex and before you dismiss reading this article...please be aware that an explanation of "ano-genital distance" occurs near the end. this is a hoot. Berg about: Sex look out for SPINY male genetalia. And women, don't like only big ones...it'll only lead to extinction, cuz big penises hurt and will turn women off, and if we all have big penises then you'll not want to mate because it hurts. It's all here in the article, I wish I could make this shit up. Enjoy read Sex Tips from mice... Berg about: marriedness definately not used to saying "wife"! It's really weird. It comes out naturally but then I do a double take! I do like being on the insurance policy of a teacher!!!Sex has not become just about procreation ... that'll come in a few months ... we're still in our 'honeymoon' phase ;-) Berg about: happy birthday birthday wishes and merriement to all - love the greenbergs :) Berg about: SI Kids Hey Wes - did you see the kid from Buffalo won the SI Kid of the Year contest. That's the one we all voted for, right?The power of BDC... Berg about: cage fight did you google midget cage fighting and find that? were you just bored and thought, hmm, i wonder if anyone's ever done midget cage fighting? i'll google it and find out! or are you looking to buy tickets for a friday night date? Berg about: Gas Anyone else pay $1.99 per gallon like my wife just did!Holy Crap that muslim guy works fast on helping the economy! Berg about: obama McCain's concession speech was the McCain of 2000, that McCain would have made me think harder about who I was voting for. I would like to see Obama put him somewhere in his cabinet, or at least offer it to him publicly. I'm excited to see Obama's cabinet. Berg about: awesome sea creature the sea creature isn't real. sorry to bum you all out. Berg about: voting oh, maybe they don't release real info., just exit polling? Berg about: voting why are they able to release presidential election results before the 1 am poll closing in Alaska? I can understand releasing state wide issues, but even California polls close at like 11 pm EST, so couldn't that affect voter turnout in the western coast? Berg about: Madden 09 wow! i didn't think about playing you online. i'm ordering now and asking later! :) Berg about: Bubble Hockey I remember I kicked Tony Balon's ass this one time in bubble hockey and he cried. I then beat him 2 more times in a best of 5. it must have been embarassing to lose in bubble hockey to a kid from a town with only an IHL/AHL hockey team and no bar other than Dave and Busters that has bubble hockey. Berg about: Madden 09 so now that i'm married and not worrying about wedding shit, i went to find where i could go buy madden 09 for my computer...umm, they didn't make a madden 09 for the PC! What has the world come to? Now I have to convince my wife that I need an XBOX 360 so I can play a video game! Fuck you EA SPORTS! I LIKE MY PC BETTER THAN YOUR PLATFORM.i can get madden 08 for 9.99 though. Berg about: Tockey Tockey Anyone? Berg about: Snow nice weather up North! Good thing i'm drinking Coronas, laying on a raft in the pool.Andy, please keep up the DUE posts while I'm away.Browns = Awesome! Berg about: Schidlo Biggie go tell your boss you quit & get your bonus today. then show up to work tomorrow. I think that'll be a good tribute to schidlo! Berg about: Abby I don't know what stings more...your defection to from Team Ohio or your relatively new found fandom of the Steelers. I find both nausiating! :-)(and I'm not saying you just became a Steelers fan, you've just become more vocal one on this board) Berg about: Buffalo they did rank you 4th in the power rankings! right below Pitspuke. Since I'll allow Buffalo to be Top 10 due to the ineptitude of the rest of the league, I will now take umbridge with Washington being ranked 5th! They looked as bad as the Browns Sunday. No way is that team ahead of the Eagles, Packers, Cowboys, and a few others, regardless of record. Berg about: pornos so in the works is a porno called "who's nailin' palin"I guess the 'actress' is dressed up as Palin. I hope they insert a Joe the Plumber scene! Berg about: Shidlo Donna passed this on...Professor Schidlowski had a major stroke over the weekend. He is at Akron City Hospital recovering but Jon Flemming says that “it didn’t sound good.” Berg about: marketing check this advertisment out... don't get screwed Berg about: Browns Giants played decent - but our D-line did what you need to do to beat Eli - put pressure on him, and force him to throw early. That's what they did and boom, whatup NY Giants, 3 INTs! Agree with Thews that is the best the Browns have played since returning.And Steve Heiden IS the best backup TE in the NFL. When Stallworth was out, they should have moved K2 to WR and used Heiden as the TE. He can catch, block and run incredible routes.I just hope they can keep it up. And that atmosphere at the stadium was unlike any other in the new garbage stadium. If finally felt like the old stadium! I think this team has come alive! We need to keep on rolling and re-build the luster they Browns used to have - feeling good in C-town!As for the penalties - it's horseshit! I counted 9 Offensive penalties prior to the ball being snapped. INCLUDING an illegal snap? what the fuck is an illegal snap? They MUST fix that problem. It's embarassing.GO BROWNS! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF Berg about: What I did for 5 months... really d-rock? you in town this weekend? Berg about: Berg speaks his mind and millions listen! Good thing I was home at lunch to watch the news last week! If not, I wouldn't have had such good material to gripe about! Lazy Voters & Ones who can't plan ahead Berg about: What I did for 5 months... thews - amazing! that's no small deck! i like the pictures 'i've got wood' pics of big Dave. lights are a nice touch! Berg about: space the first comment is dead on! Money Shot in Zero-G!!! That IS what space exploration is all about!!! haha. Berg about: footballs sounds just like braylon edwards and kellen winslow| Berg about: footballs Lee Evans signs big contract...if he were a Browns player he'd break his leg this week, get staph infection next week and next preseason, it'd be revealed that his leg didn't heal right because of the staph and that he'll miss most of the year... Berg about: SD/Bills while I didn't see the game to offer my 'objective opinion' of the game, on paper, it's not WAY better. So I'll have to accept your "objective opinion" that they 'looked' tougher, but you should accept that on paper, they don't look better cuz they don't. (yes, we are kind of slow and yes, i did just take the time to compare the team stats from the box scores! :0) Berg about: footballs The Buckeyes had to play well ALL season to get their ranking. They played Texas week 2 that year, and wasn't that the year they beat Michigan the last week of the season and there was talk they might have to play them again in the Championship game because both teams were so good?College football IS a whole different story still. It's nothing like college ball.The Bills have played well through the first 4 games...against teams with a 4-11 record. I'm jealous and pissed my Browns aren't doing well. I dont' dislike the Bills, and am very meh when it comes to if caring about them. I really only care becaues I have friends who are Bills fans. I'm just saying they aren't a top 5 team in my books.And really, even if the Browns haven't made the "superbowl," I don't know if bills fans should ever use the word choke, let alone CHOKE in all caps. (ooh, that was a low blow...) Berg about: footballs by the way, any thoughts on Al Davis! Holy Crap that guy went a little bonkers. What a joke he's morphed into. Berg about: footballs and I didn't see the Oak/Buf game or the Oak/SD game...but just by looking at the scores and where the game was played makes me question that they looked tougher. Berg about: footballs beating a 0-4 team on the road by 17 after trailing in the 4th quarter means you deserve it? The Giants beat STL by 28 on the road proving what we all know - StL. is awful.You've got a decent team up in Buffalo, but sorry not a top 5 NFL team. I'll give you 11, and even entertain a case for top 10.Looked tougher versus Oakland? You won by 1 point at home...SD won by 10 on the road!Should the 'phins be ranked higher since they beat NE by 25 on the road? Berg about: footballs i'll admite i got a little jealousy over the Bills success this year, but honestly - 4th in the power rankings? that's a HUGE stretch! I rank the Eagles, Steelers, Packers, Saints, Colts & Bucks as much better teams. I'll put the Bills at 11, but not top 5!Much like the Browns last year, they are benefiting from a weak schedule and have not looked dominant in the last 3 games. They looked good week 1 though. Coming from behind in the 4th quarter against teams with a combined 4-11 record...and that's top 4? Berg about: The Pot... "And just to clarify I think Berg has more hatred directed towards him, than any of you other misaligned fans..." what's that mean?I think you can wear your team's gear if it's not excessive. I could see myself going to a Bills game and wearing my Browns hat, and/or Joe Thomas jersey. Why not. It's football.As for Thome - I don't hate him because he left for more money - I hate him becaues he said he'd give us a hometown discount, then left for like 2 million more. He lied & that's why he's a fuck stick. Now Manny, I loved hating Manny after he left, but he's still a great player and I like him. He left for more money and said that's what he was doing. I wish he had stayed, but that's the game of baseball. Berg about: biggest waste of money ever was he like, Andy, you must be Jewish! :-) Berg about: hazing I don't even get why you would do this...is it macho? The worst we ever did was throw a kid in the showers with his full pads on...and i think we may have locked a kid in his locker for an hour, but that was kinda funny...and he got in the locker to see if he'd fit, we just thought it'd be fun to shut the door and lock it. stupid hazers Berg about: i i'm going to say the Browns deserved a better tailgating ranking. When I drove home from work on FRIDAY - before the season opener, the main tailgate lot was 1/3 full. When I drove home from work on FRIDAY before the Steelers game on SUNDAY NIGHT - the lot was 1/3 full if not more. I think our 2 lots being split in 1/2 hurts us. Oh well. I'll take 3. It made me feel kinda good to see that after doing such a good job helping to achieve our 1 rating for the LDF factor today. Berg about: weekend musings 1. Last place baby!!! (The Browns = Embarassment. I'm really ready to sell my tickets.)2. BQ time - 100% DA doesn't look good at all. Looks hesitant in the pocket, STARES down his receivers. Never looks off. And when he does he checks down to his FB.3. That's what I hear.4. We should have made it rain looneys...what were we thinking not doing this?! Berg about: house you really think a house is going to make it to the river in 1 piece so you could float down it? :)Ditto Cathryn's last email about time...and not wanting to work on it. You could hire shaddy characters off the street that ask you if they can paint your house for $500 less than you offered them...I did that, and got it about 90% finished before the guy wound up in jail. What a shady deal I never got into on BDC. But don't worry, I didn't pay in full, so I'm not out any money. I do have a tenant that doesn't find it too funny that the guy painting the house in now in jail, but hey, I didn't know he was going to be a criminal. The first 7 days of work were great! It's always the part where you give them money 1/2 way through a job where it all falls apart... Berg about: lochness, re-made for all you facebookers, the lochness has 'grown up' according to Trine and gone public and not so 'college' oriented. sad day, but i think i'd still enjoy a drink there! i guess i'm kinda grown up too. haha - 'too' rythms with 'poo' Lochness Lounge Berg about: happy, happy happy's to all! i'm sick at home celebrating for you with my chicken noodle soup and ginger ale. Berg about: Baseballs MILWAUKEE -- The Milwaukee Brewers have fired manager Ned Yost in the midst of a late-season slump that has jeopardized the team's chances of making the playoffs for the first time since 1982. Third-base coach Dale Sveum will become interim manager for the remainder of the season. The Brewers have lost seven of their last 10, and share the NL wild-card lead with Philadelphia. Wow!!! And why is it that all makeup games are played in Milwaukee? Isn't that a clear advantage for the Cubs in the Hou/Cub makeup series? Does Selig's family make any money by hosting the games? Berg about: Footballs correction - i didn't say it to be a jerk, rather to be the "stero-typical" browns fan that bub categorized. Berg about: Footballs wow leanne - that wasn't obvious that i was just using all the names bub had listed to be a jerk in a funny way?bub - holding up a towel to block my view while screaming - no it wasn't funny and yes it's classless. even if it was a browns banner it's classless. your stupid banner is stupid and i want to watch the game, not look at the back of a fucking sign i asked you to move twice!And really Wes, you don't think even poorly coached teams have found ways to win DESPITE the ineptitude of their head coach? Berg about: Footballs oh come now. you've just got major blinders on! you didn't get a beer spilled on you, your hat's in 1 piece and your tires weren't slashed...take that as a win! :-) You want me to list the just as classless displays of celebration by Steelers fans that sat next to me? I almost had to drop that cum dumpster cunt who kepts yelling at Browns fans and holding up her fucking rolly towel infrot of my view. I didn't becuase she had a hot daughter who would have been my hot piece of whore ass if it weren't for being engaged and all! The real problem is - 'modern football' - and by that i mean, it's so fucking expensive, many real fans can't afford tickets and the fucking yuppies that own the seats next to me bought their PSLs and sell them to the visiting team each week. in the 'old days' when tickets were affordable, you didn't sell your tickets to the brokers for big bucks. There used to be very few steelers fans and other teams fans in OUR stadium! sad state of affiars in sports and ticket prices. must be the damn republicans fault. hehe. just kidding! don't start talking about that here. Berg about: Footballs they stopped the run? really? fast willie parker still had over 100 yards and the field conditions were such that they should have held him to 55 like the Steelers did Jamal Lewis! Berg about: Footballs i'm suggesting that if you take the browns from the 80's and put them in that game yesterday, they would found a way to win. not on athleticism, but based on their understand of how important that game is. you think OSU's season is over? national championships probably are, but those guys are looking at the U of M game as a way to make the season memorable. Browns could lose every game every year, and beat pittsburgh at home and we'd take that.Not sure if anyone watched the last 20 seconds of the Browns game - but guess who was on the sidelines for the last 2 big hail mary's - Kellen Winslow!! And dude was he pissed he wasn't in the game!! I think he may have even yelled at Romeo. We need some leadership on the team and the coaches aren't doing it, and i think 1 more loss next week to baltimore means all hell is about to break loose in our locker room.p.s. sorry for all the sp mistakes, i'm sure i got lose, loss, loose and all the others wrong! Berg about: Footballs that was more like the sound of 73,000 fans. The Browns/Steelers rivalry seems to be over for now...maybe once we hire Cowher we can re-ignite it, but this Browns team doesn't get what the old team got. And Romeo needs to resign and say it is so he can take care of Charlie Weiss. Did you see that? Ugh, that was ugly. What an awful sports weekend.Although, one talk show host in Cleveland today was pretty funny...this start of the season is all to make our superbowl run. When you look at the Giants last year, they opened with a loss to Dallas, and then a divisional loss....... Berg about: Thursday I think if you avoid Municipal parking lot, you'll be fine. I think you're best tailgating in the warehouse district. the closer you are to the stadium the more hardcore they get. wear your jersey's - but a beer might get spilled on you. talk shit and a beer will get spilled on you. home opener was a bust, but i didn't gloat as it was expected. losing our main gameplan (i guess our schemes revolved around stallworth who got hurt in PRE-FUCKING-GAME) made us seem worse. anywho - there were lots of good fights in the dog pound and beer pouring - and the undercovers and po-po were there within seconds. they even pulled a guy out of club that had thrown something to the level below! good fights though. Berg about: palin photos i mean, we can all agree she is a sexy librarian, right? Berg about: palin photos okay, this isn't a rant board thing it's a BERG thing...where the fuck are the 1984 Miss Alaska swimsuit competition pictures!!! I'm dying to see Sarah Palin's hot ass! I might hate her and her party...but i would fuck the shit out of that naughty little dirty slutty church going whore in the bedroom lady in the public! okay, maybe i just digressed to the rant board... :-) but really, where are the photos? Berg about: coldplay thank you for the Coldplay concert! I love it! I hate Arena shows so I'm not going to go the Cleveland show, but maybe I should... Berg about: Gonna Take My Job, Bitch... okay wes, i'm dumb or have a bad memory...i don't get the najeh davenport line... Berg about: QUESTION i don't remember Biggie but I do remember that the BROWNS are so mega and football season is 1 day away!!! Berg about: music anyone in Cleveland interested in seeing Santogold with A Trak, Trouble Andrew and Low VS Diamond? They just announced the show at House of Blues on Sept. 25. Unless tickets are super expensive I think I'm going for sure. Berg about: Baby Greenberg (kind of) So I didn't want to spoil the fun for the Thews so I waited a few weeks...my LITTLE sister is pregnant!!! She is due Jan. 31! I can't believe it. And if you didn't know, my brother and his wife are expecting mid-November. Fucking brats...i'm telling you the middle child gets shit on no matter what! I go ahead and finally get engaged and am getting married and have some attention...and boom - I get trumped by some babies! :) Berg about: good weekends? okay, it's late, and it was way too easy...huh huh, josh has trim work left. hehe. trim. hehe. Berg about: single ply = crappy wes - you should retell your kilbassa story! that's one of the greatest of all time! you guys remember how awesome labor day used to be down at kent!And now that preseason game 4 is over, my enthusiasm for footballs has tripled! I can't wait for the Cowboys in 10 days!!! Berg about: obx pics can you just list what numbers are the bikini pixs so i can skip right to them? Berg about: A couple of favorite pics did someone actually pic up my couch in Cleveland with Bullie sleeping on it and drive it down to the OBX?? Did Bullie move all weekend or just sleep there? Berg about: got this in an email... thanks andy!!! Berg about: awesome is.. dickey - i think you mean wes or brad? - i love phelps - never bad mouthed him on BDC Berg about: cleveland sports i'm chalking this up to G-d's curse of Cleveland! Berg about: vacation after the wedding we're spending 5 days in Naples, Florida at her family's condo. Little R&R. Then we had planned to vacation in Italy for a month next summer but realized we were too broke and that it'd be more fun to be pampered than trek through Italy, so we are spending a week in the Dominican at an all-inclusive resort...with a suite and hot tub on the balcony! It's called Dreams, Punta Cana if you want to look it up. It should be awesome! Berg about: vacation is Dickey around?Oh, and I didn't want to step on Thews and Cristen's toes - my sister is due the same time! My little sister Cheryl!! Yikes! Sister-in-law is prego too! They were jealous of me getting attention w/ the wedding and all. :) Berg about: vacation phelps is awesome - working is not. friends in the OBX drinking and playing with horsey's is not fair. although, i'm taking 2 honeymoons, so that's my revenge! :) Berg about: Olympics He is a 14 year old Girl! Berg about: Hump-day Shocker what Wes said! that's fantastic!!! Berg about: Olympics I'm predicting now that we'll find out that China built the swim pools and inch short so all these world records would be set in China. Michael Phelps was awesome tonight! Berg about: pics Florence Halloween - Cathryn, Abby, Derek, Donna, other voyers...do any of you have the pics from when we dressed as the lochness crew? Berg about: bored here's some funny pics...scroll down for a star wars convention marathon! star wars convention marathon! Berg about: Snape, Snape... Hahaha...now you too can have this song stuck in your head! Berg about: PORN INSPECTOR Andy - Is this video footage of you with long hair? porn inspector Berg about: baseball news well this article below explains it, but why would a team like say the Dodgers claim Dunn, then not work out a deal and Cincy is stuck with Dunn, and they keep arizona from getting him? waivers trades etc... Berg about: baseball news wes - could you again try and explain this trade deadline and clearing waivers...The NL West-leading Diamondbacks have acquired slugger Adam Dunn from the Reds for pitching prospect Dallas Buck and two players to be named later. Berg about: Weekend Hi-Lite that was an awesome swim race! what a great FU to the frenchies. I don't know, but this year I've watch more Olympics than I have ever watched in my life. It was fantastic. Great coverage - and I can watch a lot of stuff live. I like that.On a football note - Braylon Edwards thought it'd be fun to goof around barefoot at camp...then proceeded to get cleated and sliced open his foot requiring stitches! After Doctors stitched him up they slated for emergency staph infection surgery 1 week from today... Berg about: bored no posts today? let's kill mountain lions!!! Berg about: what about Brett Far-va-uh? haha, found your source andy - that's a funny article. i like that the Favre-led Jets went to the playoffs, but lost to the Browns in the Wild Card round! what, the Browns are in the Wild Card!!! SWEET!!! Here we go brownies here we go - woof woof! Madden NFL 09 Brett Favre Sim Berg about: manny being manny holy crap - wes did you know about this? could be one of the funniest sportscenter ads ever... Manny Being Manny Berg about: what about Brett Far-va-uh? andy - you're a super slooth! they ran a few simulations with him as a JETS??? wow. i was thinking about that last night, i think madden used farve on the cover to get rid of the jinx...think he's all pissy? a'ron - you should buy a Farve in Packer's Madden box AND a Farve in JETS Madden box - that'll be the collectors thing. Berg about: Co-Exist you guys are so entertaining when your respond to my silly posts. i'm sitting in my chair, and i just put down my little violin. proceed as usual, i'm out for the day. Berg about: mt lions how do you know bears aren't mindful of their cubs and wouldn't have hunted that lion down so it didn't come back! Berg about: mt lions we shouldn't kill mountain lions because they are there...but when they are brazen enough to enter a human home they should be hunted down and killed because that mountain lion is a greater risk than the ones that didn't wander into their home.if that mountain lion wandered into a bear cave...it would have died...well it wandered into a human 'cave' and guess what - it's dead now too.Lesson is - don't go into someone else's home uninvited...and if you do - don't eat the family dog! Berg about: Kings of Leon those fuckers aren't playing Cleveland! They are doing Toronto Nov. 7. Berg about: mt lions agreed derek...was just about to reply that. Berg about: mt lions i guess i agree w/ killing it. mountain lions shoudl be scared of humans - this one wasn't. therfore it was a threat. it did what it's natural instincts are...but it showed it wasn't scared of humans, meaning there is no reason to believe it wouldn't attack you or i if we were biking or hiking in the woods.What's really strange is that dog didn't bark, and the other dog didn't bark either??? And it knew where to find the dogs? i'm sure their scent was all over the house. this is fishy to mealso...umm...there are about 3,000 - 7,000 moutain lions??? yeah, there's a good estimate +/- 3,000! Berg about: paris hilton love her (like me) / hate her (like the rest of you) ... this is pretty funny, and actually a good energy plan!That's HOT! See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die Berg about: stupid ARE voit - did you find the FTP portion of that site? that's where you can find good 'notes' and download them. Berg about: stupid ARE THAT'S WHY I'M STARTED TAKING THEM WITHOUT MUCH CONCERN ABOUT STUDYING...the bob rhodes theory really drove home the point that i just need a day or 2 to study for each test. i think he did them all in 4 weeks, BUT he did have nothing else to do, and studying for a good 8/10 hours on each test before taking them.i've got a few down...but fucking site design killed me. i thought i could just cruise by that one without studying...would have if i knew how to divert water around a paved area. too bad i still can't do that, yet i helped get a protected hill side zoning variance in gates mills!!! WTF - i can't pass the test but I can get the zoning variance based on my site regrading! goes to show how "important" these tests are. Berg about: Competition sorry the posners won't be there - enjoy! speaking of competition - did any of you watch the big air competition!!! wow! x games couuld be the most exciting sport to watch - honestly! the fact that these guys could die when they miss is awesome!!! even Robyn enjoyed it! Berg about: people are strange Andy that is fucking hilarious!!! I love bad girls who don't wear merkins! Berg about: cleveland so our corrupt county officials finally got stung today! FBI raided all their homes...oddly enough, a cleveland councilman, closely connected to these county officials, and who ran for the US House seat against Kucinich, had his house burn down at 2:00 am (5 hours before the raids) in what's being suspect as arson...this could be some FUN news in Cleveland! Berg about: a good monday morning laugh this link has the video - it's even better!!! Black hole video Berg about: a good monday morning laugh this is outrageous!!! and hysterical!!! a BLACK hole Berg about: this one is too easy oh please! like you could even pin that on the browns. I'm going to sign you up for that website and then we can make fun of you! actually...this one time, Nolde and Burns did that with Kantz and this girl wouldn't stop calling kantz!! then there's the random phone sex girl i had...she was trying to call a guy on match.com or something...I still think Nolde had something to do with too. Berg about: ipods funny Andy - i do that every day! Berg about: Wanted while you watched that and then slept - I was up until 1:40 watching an incredible exciting baseball game!!! Kudos to Bud Selig for coming up with the winner of the All-Star game has home field. It made that game so exciting yesterday. Poor Dan Uggla - 3 errors and hitting into a double play with 1 & 3, and then striking out. not a good day for him. And WTF is up with the AL - bases loaded 3 times w/ 1 or 0 outs and they couldn't score!!!It was exciting to see the reserve pitchers who both pitched over 100 pitches on Sunday be used - especially since Kazmir is a Devil Ray! I mean drama man!Also, was there a year where Jim Leyland won/was in the world series with Florida, then was in Detroit the following year? IF that is what happened, did he coach the NL team? I wonder what they would do if something like that happened. Berg about: proposal and if that doesn't work, go the upper decker route, but don't chicken out! Berg about: proposal double your billing rates citing increase in gas prices, wheat and rice...also say everyone got big raises last year and you have to charge more to cover the raises. If they balked at it, give them numbers of other architects. they'll come back, don't worry. Berg about: proposal weak! Berg about: proposal andy - that's fine - if you haven't sent them your hourly billing rates, triple your rates and send it with your proposal! what dicks. Berg about: sports it was his 2nd game - and CC's always said he wants to hit. he used to take batting practice year round just to be ready for interleague play and post season. he is a perfect NL pitching...and i think i brought that up in the DH arguement. unfortunately - there's few others out there like that. you still can't defeat the arguement that pitchers only bat once every 5 days - making them not good hitters because their plate appearances are inconsistent! guys hit .300 and have a good season batting everyday...how can they bat .300 batting every 5 days. DH is smart. NL is dumb for not recognizing! Berg about: breaking news Crossbows and daggers have been banned from the Summer Olympics! Not guests are allowed to bring them into the venues. Berg about: sports p.s. the packers should just say - he can come back and start for us because we don't expect him to make it into the regular season since he's the cover boy for Madden football and will have the jinx and all. Berg about: sports do we want to talk about how the Indians helped the BoSox out hugely this weekend! or how we traded last year's cy young winner, and that this year a different pitcher is the starter for the all-star game in his quest of a cy young!or we can talk about poo-poo brett farve who is selfish and wants to be released or named starter. wah, i didn't have enough time and they pressured me into making up my mind in march and i just said, fine i'll retire, but now i don't want to. Berg about: bday happy 30th sheetzy-poo now lloyd! Berg about: olympics i never dreamed of being in the olympics...but even if i had... i wouldn't fuck around with testicle cancer! I don't agree with this decission at all! Berg about: exciting news from the queen of nerdland nice sweeney - i need to have my bdc refresh more often Berg about: exciting news from the queen of nerdland that's actually my long lost great uncle...he's my hero. i'll be doing shit like that too so little kids talk about me on their message boards. Berg about: interview question fuck - wes chose flying - i might be wrong - maybe invisible is the way to go?I'm bummed that Wes didn't point out I was the only one who choose to fly but also found a way to be pervy by doing it! And what would stop flyers from flying into sporting events? or onto roofs of really rich people's houses, steal shit, and fly out! If I could fly really fast, why couldn't I just fly into a lesbian pool party somewhere out in LA? They happen all the time! I'm still flying. Berg about: interview question flying. you can still buy binoculars - you can see as many locker room fantasies as you want. our windows are always open, and i bet that's a good show! Berg about: random sighting is this Glenn's Carolyn in the video? she's interviewed 2nd or 3rd... bye bye C. C. Berg about: happy country everyone tennis is much better than soccer. Berg about: fireplace awesome work Englishi! Did you get the building inspector in there to check it out before drywalling it in? :-) Berg about: baseballs what - no one wants to comment on the collapse of the Indians over the weekend, and the 'awesome' deal we're getting for C.C.? The Plain Dealer reporters this weekend were saying we have just as good a chance to resign C.C. at the end of the year w/ or w/o the trade and C.C. might even like that we got better & value for him. That'd be the cooleset thing ever if it works out that way...at least that's what I keep telling myself. Berg about: bored??? well check out photos from Tim McGraw in Cleveland. Berg about: so fun It's so high school girl juvenile, but i just got to talk to Jack Welch...it's so fun. This was really exciting because I got to tell him David was in a meeting and that he'd have to call him back. I don't think many people say no to Jack very often and live to talk about it!I'm upset I missed the premiere of Wipeout. When is it on? I loved the Japanesse version with the dubbed shit. I wonder what they really are saying in Japaneese though... Berg about: tiny ninjas that's great! Berg about: T-shirts I won't be there, i'm taking some sort of a shower in Toledo with Robyn's mom's friends...they are all old and flabby, i don't think i could even win that boner competition...eh, who am I kidding, I'd win it hands down, saggy tits or not!All the girls should get a size Small...it fits so much nicer!!!As gay as it is, the boner contest is by far the funniest thing Tony has come up with. Berg about: TJMBM trouble in the club house...meanwhile i don't have much to talk about since my team blows at the moment...but they still have the arms to come back if they can find someone other than grady to be our power on the offense! Berg about: MLB WOW!!! Too bad he got hurt later in the game...NOT running Hank, so no DH comments!NEW YORK -- Felix Hernandez hit the first grand slam by an American League pitcher in 37 years when the Seattle Mariners ace connected Monday night off Johan Santana of the New York Mets. Berg about: NCARB Josh - you should get the 4.0 and sell them online! I thought Amy was registered?Wes, Derek, et al. seriously - from the 2 tests I've taken so far - the study guides don't come close to the usefulness of the ARE Forum. It's really like having Laura Gill's notes for everything. Wait a few months and just study what the dork are posting.Also, our local AIA chapter has the study guides, and you can sign them out for 2 or 3 weeks at a time. Maybe you local one have them too? Berg about: seriously? Doug - were you planning on being unsafe? If so then be safe! if not, then have fun! Berg about: baseballs? you guys are morons. wes's post proves why it should be hands down. Berg about: baseballs? wasn't bringing more fans to the game the reason MLB is still in existence? Isn't it what makes it more marketable and more profitable? Aren't you guys the greedy Capitalists? The DH does nothing to take away from the game. The game is about pitching and hitting. It shouldn't be about strategy of when you pull your pitchers...that means you're strategizing around your weakness, rather than in the AL where you strategize around your strenghts. Why would you enjoy a sport where it's the not about the EXECUTION of the athletes, it's about the JUDGEMENT of the coaches!And Derek and A'ron, I didn't know I was arguing a side with my last post. I thought I was just saying the DH makes baseball more watchable. I don't recall saying it made it more authentic, or more pure, or was the 'right' way to play. I saved it for THIS post. Berg about: charlie bit me followed by this: Berg about: charlie bit me have you guys seen this? Berg about: baseballs? C.C. Sabathia would be a crusher in the NL. Also, I think Tim Hudson was a masher in college, and I think it was Mulder who won the Big 10 batting championship?The DH makes baseball more watchable - people in Pittsburgh are 'hard core' because they have Iron Shitty to make all their sports more 'watchable' plus their average IQ is at least 10 points lower, so they aren't even smart enough to know what they are missing out on. Berg about: sport FRANCE WON! LIKE 20 - 3! IT WAS LIKE A CRAZY SHOOTOUT WIN WHERE THEY ALL GOT 2 SHOTS AND THEN THE ITALIAN TEAM WAS ALL THROWN OUT FOR BEING ITALIANS. Berg about: and... Bub - had I not posted the last 3 posts I would have posted "Berg - worst 3 posts in a row on BDC ever!" Berg about: music post of the year yeah - found M.I.A. she's the chic I really liked - little rap/indie rock/techno on the album...the online song is just eh. i'm going to try and get some burned mp3s to share. Berg about: music post of the year I think he played me some M.I.A. and Amanda Blank too - that was pretty good too. Berg about: music post of the year so, my insider future brother-in-law and I drove up to Toledo Saturday afternoon, and he introduced me to 3 new 'bands' that will blow your minds. (although, maybe you've heard of them all since you guys are so cool and in the know - i think he said they've been around for a bit) They are all connected somehow too, and overlay on each others albums or make music on a track or two with each other...there's lots of wiki info out there on them too. But without further ado...Santogold MGMT Spank Rock - "Yo Yo Yo Yo"All of them have music you can hear on http://www.last.fm/music/ Berg about: baseballs? Al Davis would for sure! Berg about: anno happy 1 day late anniversary brad and alicia! 4 years? 5? 3? i can't remember Berg about: Browns #1 was referring to some moron who suggested he had an undisclosed prior injury Berg about: Browns interesting take by some dude on a message board in cleveland: # 1 LCB could not walk on a blown patellar tendon. I do not know how much clearer I can state it than I have in the multiple posts. # 2 he was under the impression that he would be penciled in immediately at right gaurd over Rex Hadnot or at least compete with Hank Fraley at center. Two years out of football and at way below 100% on the knee, that was absurd. And he did not like being told that. #3 Together with # 2, He Believes he is just as good as he was prior to hurting himself and thinks he is going to step right in and play at a pro bowl level on any team. Here he is getting half a million a year. If you think money has nothing to do with it - you are wrong. The 16 Million he got he looks at as EARNED because he was doing his job when he got hurt & it was not his fault that he got hurt. The fact they only got one snap doe not mean anything. # 4 He has not declared it but the whole "RIFT" is because Bently clearly blames the Browns or the Clinic or Both for the Staff infection. He holds them responsible for ruining his second season and jeapordizing both his carreer and Life/Limb. He refused to be treated by the browns or train by the browns because he believes the facilities are loaded with staff. The hush hush surrounding it is your stereotypical pre litigation silence that both sides are advised to engage in by the corresponding legal teams... In short, LCB is very unahppy money wise and attitude wise. He no longer will have the impact as the line is not as in dire shape as it was. Nor does he bring the same elite level of skill he once held. If he was as good as he thought he was or as ready as he says he is - he would laugh off the thought of anyone being in front of him on the depth chart for long. He knows he cant beat the guys out in front of him... Berg about: punching beavers in the face is it me, or does the daily show kinda really suck as of late and the colbert report just kick ass day in and day out! Berg about: Selling electricity this global warming sucks...it's so hot and humid out. What if we burn all of our fossil fuels really fast, and have none left, and civilization just started to revert backwards...could i have my april showers and may flowers back? Our kids will never get that...it's more like June storms bring muggy julys. It doesn't even rythm or make sense, i know.this has been Berg's random post of the day. Berg about: Browns Steelers - think you'll pick up Bentley to replace Faneca? I'm really shocked the Browns let him go. I think he wanted to be named the starter...How about Joe J. had a friggin staph infection! I'm still not over that! That's like the 20th in 2 years! WTF! Do other teams have them as frequently? Berg about: Browns I'm sick to my stomach...how did you put it earlier...oh yeah, "what a waste"I don't see how we let him go...our line was good, but seriously - he should have been kept around to compete for the full time center job! Berg about: Browns this is an interesting quote from LeCharles Bentley. Pretty cool if you ask me..."But one thing I've realized throughout these last two years' experience, there's a business aspect to this. It wasn't a business decision to come to Cleveland. It was an emotional decision. I actually took less money to come here and play here. I came here because this is where my heart was at. But one thing I've been shown on several occasions -- this is a business and sometimes business people have to make business decisions. And we'll see what happens." rest of the article Berg about: Crazy Germans Yvonne K. Fulbright must be some feminist bitch that doesn't get laid, or caught her husband watching porn. Great article though! Berg about: Crazy Germans Fox News is awful...after seeing the cool BMW story - all that's up there is awful murder, suicide, stabbing and torture stories. There's nothing else to put in their headlines too? It was all these heinous crimes. Did anyone read about the "saw" type torture of the Columbia College girl? I can't imagaine anything more horrific! I think that guy should be tied to stakes in the dessert and eaten alive by vultures after frying in the sun for 4 days. Berg about: a few sports things - Ken Griffey's 600th Homerun was so not played up by ESPN like all the others we've seen. KG JR is probably one of the few we can say we KNOW he didn't take steriods - yet he's 600th was barely a blip on their screen. No mega countdown in the corner of the tv all last week...nothing. Kinda sad.LeCharles Bentley will be competing for a spot on the team - and K2 was in camp today! Man this should be a fun year! Can't wait to watch them crush Buffalo from our 2nd to last row seats! Voit, what sections are we in? I want to see the view I'll have of our win. Berg about: video games read the last paragraph of this article...are they trying to say video games are often reasons why people do things like this? i hate fucking shit like that. he was a mental case. He didn't get the idea to kill from a video game! Dude that went crazy in Japan Berg about: mooning good thing this didn't happen when I mooned the KSU marching band! Was that in the old Biggie'mobile? that was funny! mooning gone wrong Berg about: soccer haha - columbus kids - they don't have any real pro sports teams - they get so bitter. Berg about: The News Yay! Glad she's going to be sticking around! I love this quote - "i'm excited that this portion is finally over and i dont have to stress about it anymore" haha - just wait - do you heva a date yet, what colors are you using, who's your photographers, etc...as far as I can tell, the stress doesn't stop, even if you don't care about those things (anymore) you still get to hear her stress about it!Bub - I know you like to do the soccer updates but you say "for the soccers fans out there" - are there any? Aside from Derek, who you could just tell everyday? I hate having to divert my eyes over your soccer post. :) Berg about: hot it's too fucking hot outside Berg about: karma thews was 'spending time with him' for writing your name all over verder or the Verder Hall bust that's still legendary?While Mitch was awesome - his awesomeness was no match to breakfast sando's at Prentice from the Gay Indian! Berg about: WHAT WHAT Berg about: pens hoenstly - i dont' even know - it was just rambling. But if Pitt. didn't build a new stadium - KC would have it. Berg about: Sumo I honestly didn't know the Sumo wrestling image had been tarnished...American sports should take note - how about these guys get their salaries reduced as a penalty! and not the crappy $10,000 fines - like 30%-40% paycuts for 3 games or something. That would be big. Sumo wrestler beat apprentice with a laddle. Berg about: pens you guys could keep the igloo - but then you'd have something Kansas City didn't have - an OLD stadium!Cleveland kept it's old stadium - and guess what - Baltimore didn't.It's America - we're the greediest stupidest pieces of crap alive - we have so much land we don't place value on 'old' buildings or trying to re-use 'old' things. We are just a society look to collapse. Maybe we'll be like a phoenix and after our world domination collapses we'll be able to re-imerge as an even more super power! Berg about: I vote Thews out of the classroom sucks to be this kid...who by the way - has a HOT mom! Little 5 year old is voted out of class Berg about: zzzzz i preped my front porch area for painting. brad and alicia - 25 post holes! insane.funny how you guys were all doing pretty much the same thing.Brad - did you fix the hole in your dining room ceiling and put back together the bathroom? Berg about: soccer they probably walk around with their heads high in the air and say it's cuz of an injury when really, they're just arrogant!!! hehe. love you bub!all enjoy a great long weekend. i get to paint and scrap at the old house! Berg about: horse racing same goes for someone that actually watches the kentucky derby and those triple crown races and actually know the names of horses... Berg about: soccer i think Americans that watch european soccer and tivo it, and get excited over it totally think they are secretly cool for watching it. I definately think they think they are cooler than those who don't watch it, and I think they view themselves as avantgarde and high-brow. they won't admit it, and i'll be blasted for this post - but deep down inside - they know i've outed them! Berg about: because I i could think of 100 better ways to use my 'sick' time! Berg about: American Idiots Idol yeah. that's who it was. Berg about: American Idiots Idol I like that you posted that - you're obviously not straight!P.S. I thought the show was way to long and Billy Idol or whoever it was that sang last night was creepy old. It wasn't Billy Idol but some dufus from that era. Berg about: fiddler what are you suggesting Dickey? Berg about: baseballs ooops, i forgot to close my italics. sorry. Berg about: baseballs (Berg pulls out Fiddle and seats himself on a stool on the left hand side of stage): Wes I read somewhere that the Bills Offensive was going to suck this year and that they really have a huge whole at QB and WR. Berg about: baseballs i don't read anything but "wes" "baseball" and think, throw out a comparisson so wes's head explodes and he has to look up stats and shit! Our Japanesse name is cooler than yours because I get to think of The Usual Suspects everytime he pitches, what do you get?! Berg about: baseballs you're not suggesting that the SOX bullpen is better than the Tribe's though, right? Berg about: Silly of the 21,285 Greenbergs in the world - 58 are Eric Greenberg. I met Rabbi Eric JAY Greenberg last month at a conference - I am Eric J. Greenberg! Crazy. Berg about: soccer update i love the commentator that is sooo annoyed at his color commentator! Berg about: soccer update Bub - you missed the best part of your soccer update!!!! I love Italians and their soccer. Berg about: Browns kicking ass in B-lo Berg is in - I will generate an email to my peeps (thews hit up your peeps) - I'll let you know now - I plan on coming up Saturday and being a married wastoid on your couch all Sunday and Monday - I'll leave with a big grin on Tuesday after we whop yer arse! Berg about: Spygate wes - i think they shut off the mic to the QB when the playclock hits 15 seconds...might be wrong. i didn't have time to read the rest of the post...look forward to it tonight. Berg about: Blind Bowler you guys hear about this guy - 76 year old BLIND WW2 vet - bowled a perfect game Berg about: Spygate honestly - i don't care - Browns sucked up until last year - and i've always hated the hoodie but thought he was an awesome coach...now i can just hate him, and not worry about thinking he's a good coach, cuz there's doubt. all in all - he's probably stil an awesome coach. i'm not sure how stealing signs helps all that much - you have like 30 seconds to read their sign, then change your play call... this isn't Madden where I can hit my hot route button and change my WR route in less than 1 second and snap the ball. Berg about: ARE: Site Design yup - i'm taking the Bob approach and doing them rapid fire if I can...also, if i'm doing the 3.1 - and fail one of them, want to have time to retake them. but who knows, unless i get a pass on CD or Site Design i'll get to take 4.0 Berg about: ARE: Site Design any last minute tips? taking it tomorrow morning. seems really easy... Berg about: hungry tape worms don't make you hungry Berg about: hungry I'm fattening up...not good. Problem is - I'm STARVING and HUNGRY even when I'm full. Last night, I ate a huge meal, and was full - but I was still hungry! Isn't there some disease, or is it just fatness? I drink pints of water - still doesn't take care of my desired sense of hunger. Berg about: Boston area peoples that's awesome Josh! What Convention is in Boston? Traditional Building convention was just there a few months ago. Berg about: baseballs D-Rock - the Reds have hit 7 HRs in today's game so far! (they lead 9-0; all runs off of HRs)3 by Joey Votto I think that's what I just read...don't even know who that is... Berg about: 23 cent pizza couldn't agree more with you! still - if Robyn wants to wait for my shitty 23 cent pizza, and i get to soak it in that yummy buttery garlic sauce...i'm not going to stop her! Berg about: 23 cent pizza Cleveland's getting 23 cent Papa Johns Pizza all Thursday - thanks to a stunt by the Washington DC Papa Johns that printed and gave out LeBran James T-Shirts that said CRYBABY on them...I guess the guy in DC didn't get permission, nor did he realize the Cleveland market was one of their top markets...so in order to save the franchises, they are giving back to C-town...I can't wait to see the lines at the store! Berg about: PERMITS my comments are funny and i'm ROTFL Berg about: PERMITS I was just wondering in general for the reason I stated that Biggie restated - it's a multi-family condo building...I'm sure we need permits, but do we need a stamped drawing...doubtful since we got the permits - i'm just pissed off cuz some douchebags changed our drawings - and didn't figure out what we had already accounted for - and that douche bag isn't liscenesed in Ohio or Florida where he's located...Did you know that you're supposed to pull a permit just to change your hot water tank!!! $65 in Cleveland!!! Berg about: horses by the way - how did eight belles not get mentioned on this site monday...very disturbing...poor guy. Berg about: \\\"architect\\\" i haven't been tested on it yet - so i don't know it Berg about: "architect" do you have to be registered to do RESIDENTIAL work in a CONDO building? Like if you were remodeling 2 bathrooms and 2 closets in a condo, would you have to be an architect to do this? (not minor changes to the toilet, but like gutting and starting over from scratch) Berg about: camel ass no - just really really tight jeans and panties! Berg about: camel ass so i was just at the coffee shop and this girl had a nice ass - i thought, then i looked closer and she had camel ass...it wasn't a wedgie...her jeans were creating the outer pull, and her bikini briefs were creating the inner pull, creating a total camel toe affect but on the ass!!! i took my cell phone out to get a picture but she turned around too fast...sorry. Berg about: Bungles at it again sorry D'Rock - had to post it... Bengals LB Brooks accused of punching woman Berg about: footballs i hate it when teams keep like 4 or 5 qbs for the whole season in madden. i hope that 'bug' is fixed... Berg about: Coldplay not dumb brad - smart! you have to give them your email to get the download. this means if i post my emailed link, then everyone that downloads it isn't loaded into their database which they can then use to market their stuff to me. It's a good song too. Berg about: a.r.e. thank you for saying that a'ron...i felt weird because i thought CDs was extremely easy...i'm sure i'll fail because i thought it was easy...but i studied 2 hour each night the week leading up test and was definately adequately prepared. The Forums has an FTP section - where you can find peoples notes...there was one in CDs that I had just read that a few times I could easily have passed the test. Berg about: a.r.e as Wes put it, when I was telling him about it - this website is like have Laura Gill's notebooks to study with...I highly recommned spending a good bit of time reading through the forums and free downloads.there's never time to study...i just scheduled the test and a week before had no choice but to study...Site Design in 1 week - just enough time to study...i think...i hope http://www.areforum.org/ Berg about: hockey maybe...I think the main thing is, when I hear Manny Ramierez I don't think Indians, I hear Jaromir Jagr and I think Penguins...Biggie - concur with Omar, Baerga might just be a local icon of the team, not sure he is a nationally recognized Indian. Kie Hoskovi...now he's an Icon from the old Force days! Berg about: hockey Manny left for more money but I don't fault him for that...he didn't tease us like Thome did. Thome I will forever hate even though he was one of my favorite Indians player ever. He left for more money but tried to say it wasn't about the money but in the end that's what it was. Manny didn't do that. I did enjoy throwing fake money at Manny though the season after he left. You guys remember that? The people in LF were just dumping fake monopoly money over the wall at him. That was classic. Berg about: hockey and maybe Alomar Jr. wasn't iconic...but i think he was more so than Manny or Thome. Berg about: hockey Voit - exactly...honestly, I like Man-Ram and HATE Man-Ram at the same time. I'm not happy to see him beat my team, but I do have mixed emotions over seeing him do well...I think he's one of the greatest batters ever - and I think he's one of the more comedic players to watch. But the main point was that Manny isn't the 2nd greatest player from my team. He was an Indian, and a great one, but is he really an "Iconic Cleveland Indians?" Sandy Alomar and Charles Nagy - those are modern day ICONS...not sure if I'd put Manny and Thome in that category because even though they came up with the Tribe they didn't stick around long enough to be ICONS. Icons of the sport - maybe, Icons of the Indians...not sure...maybe you guys think they are? I think it'd be more like, if Bernie Kosar had beat the Browns in a Playoff game... Berg about: hockey hey pittsburgh - I was thinking this the other day - is it odd playing in the stanely cups against Jaromir Jagr? It's gotta be weird playing against the 2nd greatest players in your teams history! like do you hate him? do you root for him to do well secretly? or is it a non-factor? Berg about: ARE damn, wish I had known - I would have come down to study. My test is at 2:00, what time is your study session? Berg about: NFL Draft Hey Voit - is Bufallo all bummed out because there are no OSU DB's in this year's draft? Maybe they can draft Larry Grant, an OLB from OSU...or move up for Gholston! I wish the Browns could move up and grab that kid. His name is cool, and he'll be a stud in the NFL. Berg about: ARE i'm taking CD's tomorrow - i just finished reading the A201 - what an awfully boring time I had doing that! Fuck I hope I don't fall asleep reading the test. I can't get past the word fiduciary - I also go off onto doing Lord and Lady douchebag jokes, and then forget and start over again. Should I bother reading B141? I haven't seen many practice test questions about that... Berg about: baseballs dude - anyone following the Eric Gagne debacle in Milwauke? poor guy can't catch a break - an error leads to his blown save today! Berg about: Get Your Boys Ready for December abby - i have 4 friends born on aug 30th... Berg about: News of the Naked so, read this article - the only thing i thought after was - you're over crowded with 7 students, so you're building a who new recreation center???? something seems off... Old Naked Moms not really naked try to raise money in rural spain Berg about: bills v. browns wes - MNF in Buffalo to watch us smear you guys! Please, my boner is already huge from anticipation! My Dad is already asking when you're going to order tickets!I gotta say Bub - the Browns have one fuckstick of a schedule as well - but 5 NIGHT GAMES! That's unreal!Week 2 - Browns v. Steelers on MNF!Week 6 - Browns v. Giants on MNF!Week 10 - Browns v. Dener on Thursday Night FootbalWeek 11 - Browns v. Buffalo on MNFWeek 15 - Browns v. Philly on SNF!I like that we get lots of time to prepare for the beat down in Buffalo! Berg about: bosses So David left me a note with stuff to work on while he's gone in NYC for his college's 25th year re-union (where he's getting me a good picture of Carey, the transgender lesbian 'woman') and on the note was Don't work too hard and have a good weekend and trip to DC...so as I'm going through the list, I'm almost done, and I've just yellowed off the 'don't work too hard.' I wish the Tribe had a game today, guess I'll take David's dog for a long afternoon walk in the park, I think that fits the don't work too hard task he left for me, right? Berg about: Debauchery Brad - those are great!!! Andy - nice hair you tool!!! haha. I forgot how awesome we made shields look that night. his chest is 100% the coolest! i bet he's never had a whopper with everything on it! Berg about: artie lange tirade - not triad...man i'm dumb somedays Berg about: sports that's funny, we've been talking about that since opening day too...i like how the Indians are fucking SUCKING right now, and not playing well - and still have a better record than the Pirates. Berg about: artie lange abby - here's a website where you can keep tabs on Artie, and hear this morning triad (that the right word?) Save Baby Gorilla Berg about: sports Wes - thank you. I like the Tribe's proactive approach as well! Even more so - i like hearing this from Carmona, when asked if think he'll be the Tribe's Ace if CC left - "I'm not thinking about that at all," said Carmona, using first base coach Luis Rivera as an interpreter. "I want C.C. to stay here. I want C.C. to be the No. 1 for a long time. I don't care if I'm No. 2 for a long time."I like athletes that put winning, their team, and the fun of the sport ahead of their own accolades. Berg about: cheerleader beating check out the girls mug shots - they don't even look ashamed of what they did. a few look like their taking glamour shots! and the boys - i'll let someone else comment on the one's stache...thing the girls promised them blow jobs? Article with mug shots Berg about: cheerleader beating That's just the part of her being beaten AFTER she 'came to' from the previous 30 minute beatdown session. The police won't release the whole video for some reason. Berg about: cheerleader beating How about the news story about that cheerleaders beating that girl! That's horrific, but i can't stop watching the tape. I saw an interview where the one mother of the girl beating the other girl says, "well, I'm not saying my girl was right, but come on, if you're gonna say mean stuff about people online, you should be able to back it up." Dude - that woman said that AFTER watching the video - she should have her children taken away!!! 6 on 1, she passed out, then continued to get beaten and that's your reaction! that's fucked up! Berg about: Does it never end?! HAHA. Josh, I posted that last week. I have a girl for you to call. Talk to Nicole @ 1-800-896-2272. Or ask for Annie Roach (sp?) or Michelle Goldbaum (sp?). I was able to schedule a graphics test but not a multiple choice test, up until yesterday. And Biggie the rule is you have to TAKE the test before that May deadline, not get your pass letter. You do have to pass it, but you don't have to have the letter saying you did prior to that cut off date.By the way, don't schedule any AFTER that date, cuz if you don't pass - there is NO REFUND! how about that fucking rule! Berg about: work question and when I say "they know better" i'm not saying they know better than to ask me, they know better than to bug David...rich people make an architects life really easy! Berg about: work question i did just want to bitch for bitching sakes. as for the contractors though - i'm working for snobs, we only use the best, and they know better than to call with a question before having looked through all the drawings. it's kidna nice - except when your drawings are wrong, like mine usually are! Berg about: work question THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THE ARE IS WORTHLESS. I just realized the whole friggin CD part is based on AIA standards. That's fucked up! If I want to write my own contract I should be allowed to. The fact that these questions are all based on an AIA contract is dumb - David got a few wrong because he said, well, that's not how my contract says it's done! What bullshit. And one questions asks about a drawing and hatch legend and what it is, then the next says which is generally used as a hatch pattern for 'X.' Well who cares, since we just established if I want to use small cocks as my hatch pattern for concrete, and the drawing legend shows small cocks as concrete, then that's what it is! I'm using small cocks for concrete when I have my own firm. Berg about: hockeys I heart Don Cherry too - I have to check out his suit. I hope it's as good as the one from last year's Stanely Cup Halftime Interview!Doug - I'd love to see Dicky V kick your ass - I know he's got it in him Berg about: cleve-town ochres what the fuck - how about innocent until proven guilty!!!!!!seriously though, what a fucking moron - he drove to the police station with 1.8 ounces of marijuana in his car!!! Then got into an altercation in the parking lot! Then ran - with his car in their parking lot! I'm pleading that he's been hit in the head too many times, no sane person would be that dumb!!! Berg about: footballs dude - i so hope the Browns pick him up!| Berg about: NCARB oh, by the way, guess who got his IDP fees waived & his final IDP forms sent to the top of the line - they were reviewed by the head guy @ 7:00 pm on Monday night - the day they would have arrived in DC...me, that's who!And I already got the testing go ahead from Ohio and the testing place since I started that process last month! I'm scheduling my first test ASAP so I can get in on these test which must be easy since you seem to have passed! :-)Which was the easiest/ required least amount of study/prep time? Berg about: Hindsight... Alou - what a douche bag. He couldn't have said that 4 years ago? Berg about: Sex next time you're not getting any lovin from the lady - pull up a picnic table Berg about: A-ROD is Rich A-ROD is making more than the entire Marlins TEAM! And Santana's making $15 million more than their starting 5... A-Rod is the Big Fish Berg about: Kitlers Terrible??? Are you kidding me?! That's fantastic!!! What a funny site! Berg about: baseballs ah, you're not a Clevelander, you missed the whole point - the difference is mine might actually happen - yours are pipe dreams. Berg about: baseballs see that's the difference between a cleveland fan and a pittsburgh fan - we base our claims within a small wee bit of reality...your just throwing shit out there. i do think they have a good young team, nice firm young muscle and tight buttocks. oooga. Berg about: baseball you know, i also forgot to mention - we have the best play by play and radio crew in all of baseball. Berg about: baseball glad i didn't say we had the best bullpen... Berg about: baseball i just like messing with you guys...but we really do have an studly outfield and team. how about jim thome on pace for like a gazillion HRs this year. Meanwhile, my fun was shortlived as Victor Martinez pulled up lame after trying to steal...what the fuck! you're up 7 runs, and you try to steal a base with your catcher... Berg about: baseball 7 run 2nd inning, and still going...mark burhle blows. i love baseballs Berg about: baseball you are missing a great game andy! wish i was at home, i'd let you listen to the game via my webcam. ;-)Grady is going to be AWESOME!!! Wes here's one for you our outfield will be the BEST in MLB, and our Pitching will be too! Berg about: baseball fucking jim thome... Berg about: baseball yeah wes, i'd definately take Lester and Buckholtz over proven 15+ game winners as my 4,5.| Berg about: football note on a quick football note too - i read somewhere online that this year the steelers will only be starting their 4th different center in some 30 years!? Bub, is that what I read? That's amazing if it is. Berg about: And Berg... and i bet he won't like facing carmona the next 3 years or however long he has left. anyone want to argue the indians don't have the best 1-5 rotation! Voit - i know you're not going to drag out your 'rookies' and say they're just as good...I don't know much about overall rotations, but looking at the depth charts, maybe Seattle has the 2nd best? Berg about: And Berg... yes, i'm a moron, and in my haste to post, i said jose not ozzie.I did take the time to find this article... AFC NORTH Preview: Steelers - look out Berg about: Baseballs Jose Guillen isn't...I'm kind of sick and tired of seeing C.C. on Opening Day," said Guillen, as his team went through a Sunday workout at Progressive Field. "Every time before the season is over, we know who we're going to face the first day next year. Give me another ballclub so we can see somebody else. Seeing C.C. on the mound every year on the first day is not an easy pitcher to see." Berg about: Music The Hives - discuss...I'm sure 1 or 2 plays on their CD is about as far as I'd get - but 5-8 years ago, I might have loved the CD. I haven't heard it, just 2 songs off it, and they seem repetative and annoying. I'm sure this should help your Friday move along Wes... Berg about: Patrick Roy LAME! The other goalie didn't appear to even know it was coming! That's bogus. At least tell him as you're skating down, I'm here to kick your ass so the kid can fight back! Did you notice the ref getting pushed away by one of the players? that was weird that no one is talking about that. Berg about: regarding elasticity... Congrats A'ron and Lynds'y! How did it all go down? I doubt Colon will be posting anytime soon, so I'll post for him - he got engaged on Saturday as well. Berg about: 401 K or Yankee Game my doctor and lawyer fees are so high because they feel entitled to these pleasures. In order to enjoy them, they have to charge me shit tons of money. And your analysis is good - but it would also mean a $1.50 coffee in Pittsburgh would cost $9 in NYC - that's not the case. It also proves that the seats should be 1/2 of what they are! Winning and the rest doesn't equate to double the prices. Berg about: 401 K or Yankee Game So the cost of 1 ticket to see the Yankees play, in 2009 at their new stadium, in rows 1-5 around home plate - $2,500!!! That's disgusting! Want to take the wife and kids? $10,000 gets you 4 tickets in the front row. Seriously, the other owners have to be really happy about that. They get to revenue share. I heard that a company purchased 4 season tickets in that area for $810,000!I think I know why my doctors bills and lawyer fees are so high! Berg about: holy fuck! by the way - i'm not really that smart either, and didn't realize all this until the fabricators called me - but I wasn't the one paid to figure it out. I probably would have if I had to size the beams and give the tops of steel. Berg about: holy fuck! ever try building an octagon! not only is it impossible to spell (i think i got it right this time) but the geometry is a bitch! then throw in the fact that they want to use prefab structuraly insulated roof and wall panels, all supported on a steel frame and you got a cluster fuck! It never occured to me to check the structural guy's slope on their steel - but the steel is in the 8 corners meeting at the top - we called out the roof slope to be 5:12 - well basic geometry says then the slope of the steel in the corner isn't 5:12 - they never figured that out, nor bothered to call out the right top of steel!thank God our steel fabricators, who probably didn't got to 5 years of college, were able to figure it out. Berg about: Pryor Time After winning a basketball title, Terrelle Pryor pulls the trigger on a college. (AP) In a long-awaited decision, the nation's top high school prospect, quarterback Terrelle Pryor, finally announces his intentions to attend Ohio State over Michigan, Penn St. and Oregon.You think if Joe Pa would step down already Penn State might be able to land big names and live up to the hype that allowed them to enter into the Big-10? Berg about: New Skybus flights through Sept 2 we should just invade Iraq and take their oil... Berg about: St. B. Day check out the story on new channel 3 - you can see Bub talking on the cello infront of the bar... Berg about: holy shit you see how classic that is Andy and Dickey! You sucked Blaine right into it! Berg about: hated i can't like Barq's?! I swear if I said I loved grey, you'd all tell me how wrong I was and that black is the only color of choice! They didn't have A&W, they had Barq's. And it's good. Berg about: Spitzer been there done that! i'm enjoying a Barq's for lunch today. it's yummy! Berg about: fuck the yankees my final statement is this - i'm not saying the slide wasn't something that happens, i'm saying it doesn't happen that late - or with the intent to INJURE. It happens to try and knock the ball out. That's why I'm so upset. Berg about: fuck the yankees and that was AFTER the YANKEES THREW at a batter! allegedly Berg about: fuck the yankees maybe you didn't read the story of what happened yesterday, or know the history or last week - it's nothing close to trivial!!! Duncan intentionaly went in (about 5 seconds late) with his cleats about 3' above the ground and kicked into the SS! He intentionally tried to take out their starting SS. In retaliation for a CLOSE play at the plate, where the kid made a legit attempt to be safe and in no way shape or form went in trying to hurt someone's career! I really hope the league suspends him for 25 games. He tried to ruin HURT someone - he wasn't trying to break up a play. He wanted him to miss games. it's bull shit. Berg about: fuck the yankees can we talk about how we hate the yankees and reprimand Duncan? I can't wait for Rome this afternoon. This really has me bothered. Berg about: drug bust classic!!! Berg about: fuck the yankees slid - not slide, and the catcher was hurt...late night typing...in my dream last night, i was Gommes and got to punch Duncan! it was fun. here's the article.. Berg about: fuck the yankees Dude - So i'm taking a break from working on this late night side job to read about the asshole yankees! what a ridiculously ugly dirty play. I hope the Devil Rays throw at Duncan's head in the game on Saturady. And nothing soft either. I want to see the fucker knocked out. Tampa's kid that slide in at home was a 100% legit play, especially for a kid trying to make the roster. It sucks he was hurt, but for Duncan to retaliate like this!!! Gommes should have punched his lights out. Berg about: CAD any of you peeps want to hook up your old dealer with a copy of CAD? I'll take anything - 2007LT would be great even. Berg about: peepers this is not right! Berg about: peepers What the FUCK!!! So basically men can just go around taking pictures of MINORS privates and not get in trouble! That is disturbing! Where would I have a reasonable right to privacy? Like, i get it, if it were a beach or swim park and the girl was in a bikini, then i guess the perv can take pictures where she shouldn't expect a 'reasonable' right to privacy, but even then it's gotta be breaking some perv law, or child endangerment or something. ewww. It's totaly not like the picture I have of Cathryn in Rimini!!! :) Berg about: oh boy classic line!!! i love it"I go forward with the belief as others have said that as human beings our greatest glory consists not in never falling but in rising every time we fall," Spitzer said at a Manhattan news conference with his wife, Silda, at his side. Berg about: Cristen would that be a loopdy-loop? Berg about: fantasy baseball anyone want in a fantasy baseball league? $60 entry fee / $1 waiver moves - more details if you email me at berg_ol@hotmail.com Berg about: awful this news piece made me almost vomit! thank God the kids don't seem to be in life-threating condition. woman throws kids off bridge Berg about: oh boy by the way - David Vitter is still in office - he's the senator from DC that was caught up in the DC Madame scandal... Berg about: oh boy he was forced to resign just like spitzer will be. Berg about: oh boy by the way - it had been to long since we had a good blow out over inflamatory remarks! Wes I'm glad we at least got to enjoy it! Sorry Cathryn. :) Berg about: oh boy i'm not saying any of what I posted! I was merely pointing out that the NJ Gov. was fired because it was a gay affair. had it been a heterosexual affair, it wouldn't have mattered! i don't agree with it, but that's just how f'd up this country is!!!And Clinton wasn't going to get fired for the hum-job!!! He was getting impeached for LYING under oath! Berg about: oh boy NJ Governer had a GAY affair!!! Didn't Juliani have an affair in office? Mayor of San Francisco? PRESIDENT CLINTON!!! Dude lost his job because it was a GAY affair, plain and simple. Berg about: NFL Salary Cap I found this article interesting. It's a good somewhat smart guys guide to the salary cap. you see Fitzgerald got that 4 year deal worth like a billion dollars! :) Arizona still seems like it's been horribly mismanaged and is still in cap trouble. Salary Cap Berg about: oh boy if that's your point - then why do you care if Spitzer hired a hooker?The only argument I've heard that I buy is that had the FBI not uncovered this, but some drug lord did, and he could then have blackmailed the Gov. with the information.That's the only reason why i say he should step down. Basically he was dumb. he should have just given her lots of money to be his girlfriend on the side. Paid for her hotel and living expenses, etc. It would have been cheaper, and LEGAL. Then he'd still have his job, because no one gets fired for having an affair, it's the buy a hooker that's 'bad' Berg about: oh boy i agree...but still - knowing this about our us congress - Our research found 117 current and recent members of the House and Senate who have run at least two businesses each that went bankrupt, often leaving business partners and creditors holding the bag. Seventy-one of them have credit reports so bad they can't get an American Express card on their own (but as members of Congress, they get a government-issued Amex card without a credit check). Fifty-three have personal and financial problems so serious they would be denied security clearances by the Department of Defense or the Department of Energy if they had to apply through normal channels (but, again, as members of Congress they get such clearances simply because they fooled enough people to get elected). Twenty-nine members of current and recent Congresses have been accused of spousal abuse in either criminal or civil proceedings. Twenty-seven have driving while intoxicated arrests on their driving records. Twenty-one are current defendants in various lawsuits, ranging from bad debts, disputes with business partners or other civil matters. Nineteen members of current and recent Congresses have been accused of writing bad checks, even after the scandal several years ago, which resulted in closure of the informal House bank that routinely allowed members to overdraw their accounts without penalty. Fourteen have drug-related arrests in their background, eight were arrested for shoplifting, seven for fraud, four for theft, three for assault and one for criminal trespass. I find it hard to think he should lose his job over this. Here's where I got the facts... Berg about: oh boy I say he should stay in office!!! If one of us were to cheat on our spouses - would we lose our job? No! It's stupid. Over 50% of marrigaes end in divorce, he broke a stupid law but I don't see how he did anything to jeapordize his ability to be governor, did he? Sure one might say he could use his political power to help out a prostitute, but he could do that to help out a friend from high school. I think the public will overreact and a guy will lose his job because he paid a woman for sex, which would have been legal had he been in Vegas! Berg about: oh boy I mean, nothing happened in the rain storm. I layed in my boxer sweating while Robyn froze to death in full winter sleeping gear and all the blankets. It was funny how she would be shivering, and I was still warm from the fire and adult substances. (see - no admission to anything illegal) Berg about: oh boy Actually Brad violated the law!! He drove us over state lines! She flew herself into Boston! I'm clean as a whistle. Aint got nothing on me bitch!I believe you, I just thought Doug could add some depth to the law... Berg about: oh boy uncle dougums i expect a full discourse on the Mann Act. Berg about: oh boy why don't they use fake names? like did the prostitute really ask for photo id??!! did he leave a paper trail? i never leave a paper trail, and go by the name of McLuvin - this way, no one will every rat me out! Berg about: so annoying hehe - valenTIMES day. I think she's just generally one of hte most annoying girls i've seen in a video! Berg about: weekend storm everyone in my office just got parking tickets. apparently there is a parking ban on the major streets - the ones that have been plowed and 100% cleared! 1/2 the houses in my neighborhood don't have driveways! Doesn't matter - they are all getting tickets too!Even worse - the councilman's office told us the parking ban was lifted - and that we got tickets when the ban had been lifted!!! There is no where to park for our office other than the street - why - well the undersized city parking lot wasn't plowed!!! and the 4 spaces that had been cleared were taken!!! I hate this city! Berg about: weekend storm did you guys hear Columbus was SHUT DOWN and any one caught driving was being issued tickets or arrested! Robyn's friend was at a conference at Easton that got out on Saturday - They weren't allowed to go home. The had an armed policeman at the front door! Hehe, what, did you guys get like 6" of snow?? Berg about: weekend storm i now live in a condo, but park in the lot, because we only have 1 space in the heated indoor parking lot...well, the cleared the drives and parking lots really well - leaving about 3' tall of packed snow about 4' wide behind ALL the cars in the parking lot. And since I live in a condo - I don't have my snow shovel - which means I couldn't shovel my way out! So I had to move the snow with my hands, and feet and kick at it, until I pushed it all into the nicely plowed driveway, and managed to rock my car out, only to almost get it stuck in all the snow I just threw into the drive. Then I noticed, there's like 10 other cars just like me, and seeing as I left at 9:30 I couldn't help but wonder what these people were doing. Do they not work? Did they call in and say they were working from home because they don't have a shovel? It's very perplexing.I do have to say, Condo living is nice - no maintanence and a gym in the lobby or a big gym across the street! And Robyn's AWD SUV is awesome in the snow! I drove around on Saturday just for the fun of it - because I could. There were so many SUVs and Outbacks just having fun. We laughed on the douchebags in Altimas! Haha. Berg about: Baby Boy Lloyd (5 weeks early) cute baby. Berg about: snow Cleveland is telling all employers to send their employees home at 3:00. Needless to say - I'm still working. Berg about: Baby Boy Lloyd (5 weeks early) Congrats Josh & Amy!!! Honest to God - this is weird, but last night, around 12:00 am exactly, I thought about Amy and wether or not she had the baby yet! Maybe she was channel the anger from our old 3rd year fights to get through it! :-) Berg about: fixer upper I think our lables should be the same, and the BDC logo should be on it! That'd be funny, homes all over these parts, labeled with BDC logo'd explosion stickers. Berg about: fixer upper A'ron - I've been pondering that since I pushed the button!!! I think I'm going to do that.You guys should see the water main break in Public Square here in Cleveland. The intersection just caved in...and to think how silly I was, when I saw it on TV this morning and said to Robyn, they really shouldn't have all those police and emergency vehicles so close, I bet the ground underneath is all erroded. Ooops, they say a dozen or so vehicles might have been swallowed up, I'm sure they were all police cars. Thanks for that bill stupid police officers! Berg about: fixer upper been super busy all day but wanted to share the Eric the Mechanic fixed his furnace today...yeah, i replaced the thermostat, quick fix...didn't work...still couldn't get the furnace to kick on...so i took apart the furnace, undid the pilot, removed and replaced the thermocouple, then i had put it all back together...still no dice...run upstairs, thermostat works...back downstairs, and push the button that looks like it should never be pushed - poooof! the burners all light up! double check the thermostat controls it all, and I'm home free. Saved myself about $400 there. Just wonder, what would have happened if i just hit that magic buttom before replacing all that crap... Berg about: AFC North Enjoy your optimism Voit...hehe Berg about: AFC North i'm not getting into this...regardless - we still beat you last year in the snowbowl - and we'll still have a better record than you next year - and the year after, and the year after that. Berg about: funny news hey andy...hehehe Truck Spills 48,000 Pounds Of Cream On Ramp Berg about: AFC North I think it worked out as good as JP Lossman's working out...and i'm not saying FA is the way to build, i'm saying 1 year off from day 1 of the draft isn't the worst thing in the world, especially when you consider what you got for your 1st, 2nd and 3rd round pick. Berg about: AFC North it is sound logic! NFL Draft is a crap shoot...you never know what you're going to get. Could you have predicted Courtney Brown or Gerrard Warren being a bust? they were both 1st round picks. Meanwhile, here's a 6th rounder as a stud.Point is, taking 1 year off won't sink the team, especially when you've had 3 solid drafts in a row. If they do this again next year, yeah it might be an issue. Berg about: AFC North this year we're buyers not growers. We've had pretty good drafts with Savage, but with FA the way it is, I think you can take a year off if you secure to studs for 3/4 years, and regroup. Plus, we have a 6th round pick - and the guy you said you were most jealous about us getting is a 6th round pick! Berg about: AFC North I wouldn't be suprised to see Anderson regress...his last 3 games weren't stellar. But we'll see. I think either QB would do well behind that line, with the WR corps we have, and JL running strong. Infact, I think I might even be able to handle the QB duties there.As for no draft picks, we're fine. Drafts are a crap shoot. A lot of teams cut 3rd year players every year. Instead of a 3rd round draft pick we have a pro bowl player that is only 28. You can't replace every position every year, and I think this buys us 3/4 years to find a DT. Same with Corey Williams - he's 27 and has 3/4 good years - and Williams was a 6th ROUND pick!Stallworth, I agree...I'd rather have spent that money on a CB, drafted antoher WR, and stuck with Joe Juravious as our #2 with Travis Wilson as the backup. Berg about: AFC North I'm swamped at work, but would love to read everyone's thoughts about the upgraded Browns D-Line and how they will be sacking Big Ben for the next 8 years!!! My boner was all weekend! it was just good news after good news. and the kicker - Arena Football under Bernie Kosar kicks off again in Cleveland tonight! Berg about: in an effort to spark some banter... this article makes me so happy... Browns Future looks bright with Money to spend and Romeo's Rep to draw them here Berg about: in an effort to spark some banter... yeah but we have no 1st or 2nd round pick. I hope they keep trading next year's pick. I don't get why teams don't do that more. Just keep trading next year's 1st round pick every year. Duhhhh.I do that in Madden all the time! Man, I love Madden. Started Season 14 from my 2007 Madden Game. I have 3 1st round draft picks in the 90s and a 3rd and 4th rounder that are both at 96! I'm such a good GM, the Browns should hire me. Berg about: BEER OLYMPIAD! Kantz sent this to me...sounds like what we do for a competition weekend!!!They so ripped us off. A close relative of the highly acclaimed BEERATHLON, The Beer Olympiad adds several challenging games to the rotation, including Cornhole, Euchre, Beer Pong, Connect 4, foosball, Darts, and badminton. Two person teams will compete for prize money and glory! Entry fee $50 per team includes beer and hot dogs from registration to closing ceremonies! Beer Olympiad will be held at Mulberry's on the west bank of the flats on Saturday, April 5th beginning at 6pm.To Register your team e-mail Jteel@clevelandplays.com Berg about: hockey - psyche!! - crawl wow - d'rock i like your indepth analysis of hockey as of late. i'm goign to give my review of Wicked later on, I'd ask you for help, but you've apparently moved onto more manly things. :) you're still gay in my heart though. I heart you. Berg about: baseball my stomach just flipped a few times...Colon signed by the RedSoxs - to a minor league deal - and only will cost them 1.25 mil. if he makes it to the big leagues!!! Why didn't the Indians do this! Fatman Colon is a Bo-Sox for now Berg about: NCAA Hoops MAC BBall News Berg about: NCARB Even though NCARB received my final hours in November, they didn't put me in line for my final review until January (I was told because they were short handed during the holidays and it just didn't get processed until January...) and that they never received my request for Ohio to get my files to take the tests. So as of today, I'm out of the 90 day 'final review' line I was put in, in January, and am now in the new 90 'final review and forward to ohio line.' AND I was told this is good, because it's faster - after the 'final review' line I'd have been notified within 30 days, and then I'd be back in the 'forward to ohio line' which usually is 30 days, but now is 90 days! 210 days from start to finish, of just the processing and delivery of my file to Ohio, should be unacceptable by the State of Ohio. I wish all the states would hold NCARB up to higher standards.I'm writing my state rep. to investigate the in-efficency of our tax payers dollars being spent on NCARB. Berg about: NCARB "Today, NCARB’s revenues come from five sources. First, individual architects pay for services that include the compilation of an NCARB record, maintenance of that file, and transmittal of the file to state registration boards for reciprocal registration. Second, NCARB prepares the Architect Registration Examination (ARE) taken by all candidates who pay for each exam division taken. Third, NCARB prepares and sells monographs investigating health, safety, and welfare topics, and ARE Study Guides. Fourth, NCARB charges each of its member boards annual membership dues and also collects registration fees for the Annual Meeting and Conference. Finally, NCARB earns investment and dividend income."since my state money is going to this, we should all right our state reps and ask them to meet with Amy Kolbe and haev her explain why it's so inefficient! Maybe we can get Ohio to get a group of states together and threaten to pull out of the organization unless it cleans up it's act! Berg about: NCARB Okay, I was just told NCARB is a private organization, which pretty much does contracted work with the government to monitor and review architecture licenses for all the states - who OWNS NCARB? Who makes the profits? I'm bringing this organization down! I sounds like I can start up a business that does the same thing and become a rival organization. All I'd have to do is be more efficient...not hard there...and I'd make a shit ton of money charing $75 a year to 'maintain' my record! Berg about: NCARB they've redefined inefficency! been on hold for 40 minutes! it said my wait time was 9 minutes Berg about: NCARB they might blow up soon Berg about: crawl why don't you suck my grundel bitch! if i wake up at some point today i'll call. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Berg about: crawl i think we might be able to pull of an ohio city crawl, just on west 25 from bridge to lorain, and then to 28th there should be about 13/14 places Berg about: tie clasp the Thews camp grounds open? we can bring 5 gal. buckets... Berg about: tie clasp Thews - forgot. sorry. i won't have time for much, but we can meet one day and plan something out in 1 night, and work on a t-shirt design. can you house everyone? anyone other near west side houses want to house?Any opinions here as to if we should do a downtown expensive west 6th street crawl, do a Madison Ave. Lakewood crawl (Scott Sturm does one every year), Tremont Crawl...Ohio City Crawl... Berg about: tie clasp dickey - i think i have your tie clasp you left in my car a long time ago... Berg about: punk'd MLB Berg about: sex sex sex here's a reason for men to be religious! maybe Weaver was onto something... Pastor says have lots of sex! Berg about: rental i wouldn't leave it behind if i cared! except for a'ron painting that is. and i don't know if it's really going to be left behind.and the plan was to rent it furnished, but she has her own furniture and doesn't need any of mine. there's a big demand in this area for furnished housing. oh well, $100 less w/o the furniture but still $ coming in. And I think my realtor is going to buy a ton of my extra tvs and kitchen stuff that i don't need at the condo. Berg about: a'ron what's a'ron's take? he's so super hi-tech these days! Where's he been? A'ron, you around? I want you to know, I'm going to leave your painting hanging in the den until i have a new house that i can paint to match the painting! Berg about: slum lord I am going to have my new tenant make her checks out to Eric "larry" Greenberg in honor of the first slum lord I ever had!Fantasic timing too, my place was on the market for 4 days and had 3 people view it, all 3 wanted it, and this single girl with a college degree and a job at a law firm wanted it more and had the check on hand. So I'm off to the bank to cash the deposit check and go on a spending spree! Berg about: wine So Robyn and I celebrated the other night with a bottle of wine that i had brought back from Italy in 1999 for that specific reason...and OH MY GOD it was good!!! But it had just started to get a little cloudy, so unless you've had your bottles stored properly the last 8 years, it might be time to pop 'em open and celebrate. Or just drink it cuz it's good. Berg about: engaged it definately can be a fun time. Downtown is pretty barren, but there a stretch or two here and there that'll entertain. Andy is right - Tony Paclo's is supposed to be awesome. We haven't made it yet, but I'm sure I'll have it a few times this summer.And really, Dickey, wouldn't you agree it's a step up from your years in hell to the city up North of there? Berg about: engaged I am whatever I want. Fuck the AIA and the ethic class. I'll call myself an architect if and when i feel like it. but i won't solicite services as such.Anywho - remind me to post tomorrow about Italian wines, and renting my house. Berg about: engaged So the reporter that did the original article about Jewish Dating in Cleveland, that Robyn read, and stalked me, and found me, etc. did a follow up Blog Berg about: democrats there's a McCain out there too... Berg about: today i'm actually not waiting around. I'm hoping to do the same, but it's hard to make that choice when so many people around me aren't! Berg about: today and i'm going to leave another view on the rant board...i'm sure you guys can enjoy it. I'm not sure i'll be able to post much this afternoon, but i'll try. Berg about: today i think the whole thing is a farce. I think it's all a big ploy to put more money in the private banks, so they can ease their mounting debts from the housing forclosure fiascos. Bub already alluded to how this will happen, and the 4 random people that were interviewed by Crain's Cleveland said the same thing - they will either invest it, or pay down current debt with it. Either way, the Gov't is paying off our debt with the private financial institutions.I think people and businesses need to stop being bailed out by the government and live within their means. I also think the government should lead by example. I've decided not to live within my means, because frankly, most of America isn't, so why should I. Eventually the gov't will have to address the $10,000 - $20,000 avg. credit card debt of an American family. I made this number up, but I do remember hearing that on top of loans and shit, most Americans leave college with at least $10,000 in credit card debt. Berg about: Army 5 years ago, I'd have considered this...especially in Cleveland! 40K down gets you a nice house! Wonder if there's a loophole where I could enlist as an architect or something like that where i wouldn't ever be on the ground... $40 K for 5 year Army Berg about: nerd stuff hmm...good point. Berg about: nerd stuff Wes - those are all considered acts detrimental to the sport in the NFL! And then there's cases like K2, who fell off his motorcycle and forfitted money cuz he had extra clauses that weren't covered under the NFL rules. I rag on the Bengals because they do shit that lands them in jail and therefor the team suspends them and they miss playing time because they are either in jail (i don't think that's happened to a Bengal) or because they shamed their organization.Bub - I'd say most jobs that don't test for smoking pot, aren't going to fire you for smoking pot. For instance, I don't think Derek's firm cares what he does, EXCEPT for when he was going to work on an FBI job and he had to take a drug test. Did he then have to watch his ass because it WOULD affect his employment?We have a great drug policy - No being stoned at work. That's it. I can't get fired for smoking pot outside the office and I doubt anyone of us could unless our jobs/contracts stated so. Berg about: nerd stuff so why do they specifically ban weed in some sports and not other? NBA does not test for it, NFL does. How does that work? NBA says, go ahead and do it, we don't care. Am I off here too?And I didn't get what you got from that article. If they're arguing the same point, then good for them. I was just pointing out that Clemens didn't cheat if he used a NON-BANNED substance! Berg about: this is your QB i think the biggest question is - why were they trying to figure out the bill!!! Quinn couldn't just pick up the tab? Berg about: nerd stuff Wes - I am just saying that in order to prove with stats that Clemens cheated you have to compare him to pitchers in similar situations. Not an overall sampling. I get what they were saying, use a better statistical way of comparision, but it doesn't work in my book. And their method is weak too in my book. WHIP isn't a great equalizer. Bub - You are 100% wrong in my opinion. Not all baseball games are played in America, and not all players are American. It might be legal to smoke weed in a country and unless MLB bans weed, it's legal for baseball players to smoke weed. If they kill someone, and don't have a rule that says, you're banned from baseball if you kill someone, then if a player kills someone, is found guilty, somehow serves his time and wants to play again, he's allowed to, UNLESS baseball has a rule that says he isn't! So therefor, even if HGH is illegal in the USA, if basaeball didn't ban it, it's legal! And I don't think anyone should be banned, unless they took a substance that was banned at the time they took it. Petit took HGH, it wasn't banned, and therefor he shouldn't have any backlash. MLB purposely didn't ban it, and they turned their back. Don't penalize the players for MLB's greediness. Berg about: nerd stuff p.s. God please let Wes agree with me! I can't spend all day arguing and trying to convince him why I am right! Berg about: nerd stuff okay - I think the study is interesting but sucks. First off WHIP (walk/hits/innings pitched as us Fantasy Nerds already knew) is an important stat, but can vary drastically from year to year. Why - BALLPARKS and NL vs. AL. In 2004-2006 Clemens pitched in the NL where there are more pitcher-friendly parks, than in the AL. To contradit this though he started more games at HOME, and Houston is not a pitcher friendly park. (His ERA is 1 point lower Away in 2005/2006) but even his home games were against mainly NL teams, who sacrifice ALOT more than the AL, which would bring down his WHIP.Next consider 2004-2006: He was playing for the Astros who were playing in an extremely weak division. (Pitts, Milw, Cincy.) Before that, he was playing for the Yankees, who were in a pretty weak division other than the BoSoxs. I don't have the time, but I'd love to know how many starts he has against the Devil Rays, Oriels, Blue Jays, Reds, Brewers and Pirates! I mean, in the last 10 years, those would be considered very WEAK teams, and those were all in his division.I still think the bum took HGH and other stuff, but honestly, I don't care! They put a good product on the field AND it wasn't against the baseball rules!!! Ban them now if they do it, but don't punish them for doing what baseball was encouraging them to do by not making it illegal. Berg about: nerd stuff Wes - I'm reading now - but I do question this right off the bat: "defense affects a player’s ERA" it does? A runner on base because of an error doesn't count against your ERA. And I don't think they are talking about having a Torri Hunter in CF snagging every fly ball hit in the general vacinity...but i'll keep reading Berg about: doodle someone just told me about this website called doodle. it's to help schedule meetings and stuff! I think we should use it next time we try planning a weekend! I'm sure it'll make life easier| but it might be fun. Ding-A-Ling-A-Doodle-All-Day Berg about: wedding dates I think I figured out that it means Handicap... Berg about: wedding dates A'ron - exactly!and I appologize to the HC world...Robyn pointed out that the guy I was making fun of looks like he has down syndrome, I thought he was just a drunken Jew. Same difference, right? :) Berg about: i am andys boner who is HC? I think that's Danni V! Berg about: i am andys boner i could entertain myself all day - watch that video - @ about the 5:50 mark I think there's a penguin dancing in the background!!! i need to get stoned and watch this. You guys can pick up a few dance tips! Berg about: i am andys boner this should give you a good chuckle Andy The Jewish Montage Berg about: wedding dates oh, and Andy - you can cover your bald spot with a yamika!!! I don't think they'll be required because we're not going to get married in a temple. If it were, then out of respect, all males would be asked to wear one. But I don't doubt you'll all have them on!!! Berg about: wedding dates Cathryn - I think you represent 1% of the female population when it comes to that...Robyn represents the opposite end of the spectrum, which is fun too. She loves all that stuff, watches HGTV channel non-stop - fashion, wedding stuff, and every home remodeling show too! It's intense. She even knows all their names. We have some similar taste, so i trust she'll pick the right stuff. And things I care about (like the silloute carvings of us on the pumpkins I'll just have to fight harder for!!! I'm talking like the ones John Madden has every Halloween!) Chair covers are dumb, and we'll be having black table cloths and black chairs. We both knew we wanted that, see, it's so simple! Now if I can just be given 100% control of the ceremony! Berg about: wedding dates Andy - what about charger plate? Did you have a say on those? :) haha. don't ask, but somehow i know what those are. they are the dumbest thing ever invented!!!Anywho - Bub, I'm about where you are. There's a few things I care about, the rest, tell me what's going on, and what to say I like if you and your mom can't agree on something. I did google weddings bands in toledo and found this website that has all these bands and shit...check out this band...the Hips Don't Lie video has me sold!!! I love the "eyes" the lead slut makes. She's so got my vote for bands we should hire!! Check out Hips Don't Lie Berg about: wedding dates well if we have a black-tie optional event, then we can't have white napkins!!! That'll leave lint on the women's dresses, which will more than likely be black! DUH!!I actually don't care about little details like that, but I do care about the ceremony, and I'd like to have a say on a few things for the party. I really am mostly concerend about venue (taken care of) and the ceremony. Reform Judaism is different from Conservative Judaism, especially in terms of actually doing some of the 'mundane' traditions. That'll be fun. Berg about: wedding dates I think I'll have to re-read this a few times!!! That's a classic line Josh!!!"Especially after revisiting the issue the 3rd or 4th time" Berg about: wedding dates I erased my past post, didn't want to be rude, but I will be Groomzilla!!! I HAVE an opinion about everything, and I might not win, but I'll at least be heard! And October 26 is official!!! Yippie! Berg about: bachelor parties Wes, are you thinking what I'm thinking with that Wednesday idea? We all take off Wed-Sun and fly to Thailand? Berg about: wedding dates that's an interesting questions Thews...the answer it is more than likely that you'd have to take off a day (or a 1/2 day) if you are indeed invited. :-) I will just need a promise that you won't try and tongue kiss me and that you won't spill on Robyn...but I digress...We were going to try and do a Saturday night wedding, but couldn't do one before 7:30 with the sabbath and all...that means 10:00 is when you have dinner, and 10:45'ish is when you're done which is just dumb! So we're going to go with a Sunday wedding. It looks like October 26 will be the day too! The details are slowly unfolding today, and I hope by this time tomorrow we'll have it all figured out. And who knows, tomorrow, it might be i'm not dealing with this shit, i'm eloping! Berg about: gross wes - that's funny! i'd tug in a booth, if it were clean. don't think i could do it in a dirty filthy place.I did tug once in a public bathroom...i was at some youth leadership program in high school and had been making out with this girl for like a full hour and nothing happened. A few hours later, at the dinner that night, my balls felt like they were going to explode. It was painful. I had no choice. I went and tugged one out during the speaker. I was 16 and thought eh, whatever. Thankfully no one walked into the bathroom though. Berg about: perverted news Portion Of I-90 Closes After Truck Loses Load...hehe Berg about: bachelor parties the best thing about getting engagd...um, boobies, boobies, boobies!!!! Niagra Falls Casino and stip clubs here we come!!! more details to follow. :-)oh, and i guess i should say, october / toledo are the other 2 things i heard in the 100 mph words flying out of Robyn and her mom on the phone. hehe. girls. Berg about: birthday happy birthday Lanners!!! Berg about: Engaged A'ron, does your girlfriend have some Miami U. crush on Big Ben so you feel you need to stand up for him? hehe. You guys take my trash talking too serious. It's all said in tongue and cheek, like it's supposed to be. Berg about: Engaged oh, i was hoping for a Bennifer/ Braangelina type name. Berg about: Engaged Thank you all for your warm wishes...Robyn's last name is Posner...I'll let you enjoy the debate and look forward to our new name! When I get a free minute this afternoon, i'll type up the story for your alls afternoon reading pleasure.And A'ron, my trash talking is fun...and we did crush them and it'd be fun to crush again. I say it's a belt weekend. Berg about: Competition you mean nightmares like team ohio won in such a landslide that it rendered the last 2 events null, and you guys got to pout that we were so dominant! Berg about: Competition Weekend Greenberg likes June 27/28 best. Can't do 13-15 - it's fathers day weekend, and the weekend before that, I'm guess the Ohio teachers on our team will be busy. there are 5 sundays in june... Berg about: Competition Weekend June 27/28? Berg about: funny laugh we hate china cuz they kill our cats and dogs, poison our food, and put lead in our baby toys to make our kids dumber. they also have like a billion people and own like 60% of our national debt. we should bomb them until they forgive all that debt. then we could be the super assholes the world seems to think we are! boooyah! Berg about: funny laugh and the best super bowl commercial - will ferrel's bud light! that was classic LMAO Will Ferrel! Berg about: funny laugh speaking of chinesse and indians - did you guys catch that super bowl ad that was anything but Politically Correct. the one had the panda bears talking in a white man does chinesse voice! it was pretty offensive even to me. i think they figured, hey, we all hate china right now, so let's try and get away with it. Berg about: hah hah! and big ben is a fag along with the rest of his team. Berg about: hah hah! if wes's hypothesis is true, then this panel is probably for the rookie congressmen trying to make it big, which would explain why they do the investigations...name recognition and bigger and better committee appointments. Berg about: hah hah! so i haven't had a chance to read all the post, so forgive me if this has been covered, but...Hey Steeler's Fans - Your Kicker might be gay with his shirt off pics, but your QB is a FAG! That American Idol commercial proves he's not tough, just a lame-o faggie super sellout softie. Haha, fuck your GAY QB.not that there's anything wrong with being gay. hehe. Berg about: Eyesore of the month wait, so one of the design constraints was that the new building hover over the old building? ood that they would tell the designer to do such a stupid ass fucking thing. Berg about: Eyesore of the month it just ruins that beautiful old post office! for what? Art? Bull shit. build up another level, it would have been cheaper. Berg about: Cover Song Paris Hilton's "stars are blind" comes to mind sweeney! Berg about: kent if i can't fight with Wes on this board, i'll have to settle for his brother-in-law! Berg about: kent haha. knew you'd enjoy that dougums!!! Berg about: kent Biggie how about Cleveland State under the leadership of Gary Waters! Dude is mega! He's got the team in 2nd place in the conference and beat the 1st place team, #12 Butler! (which, why is butler in this conference, and how are they so good?)KSU is poised for another 20+ win season too...17-4 with 9 games left. One against lonely buffalo at 0-7. Seriously, maybe UB should consider dropping athletics all together. Berg about: ha check out http://www.cbsnews.com/the front picture of Arnold is so funny! what goof balls putting up that picture of him. Berg about: Lost good question. i gaurentee he's tivo'ing it, but watching it on vacation...not sure. i wish i were watching it, but after they took that long ass break in the middle of the season last year, i lost total interest and haven't a clue as to what's going on. i hope there are a lot more people like me, sticking it to the man for fucking with long breaks and commercial teases, but i doubt it. viva la revolution! Berg about: anyone here it is Berg about: anyone Aaron - I caught the tail end of a Bud Lite commercial...they apparently beat you to discovering the science of teleportation. I'll check youtube to see if i can find the video. Berg about: werk haha! that's great! glad you saw that, i haven't been able to look beyond those asses! Berg about: werk 3 perfect asses! (not werk appropriate) Berg about: werk the guys making the insulated wall panels for a project told me today that he wanted to make sure he understood the "critical path for a successful mobilization of the project" Berg about: Real Fantasy Sports douche bag. Berg about: Real Fantasy Sports I think it's awesome! I'm thinking about buying 5 shares of the bozo...10 million isn't that tough to make if he is even 1/2 way decent. but i wonder, is it only for major league money, or would there be a return on money made in the minor leagues? it could be a whole new fun game to play. kudos to the kid for getting the company started up here, even if it's loosely based on a european soccer model. (did i spell that right Bub?) Berg about: Fletch and can we get past this Wes and Josh and just agree that Fletch is vastly underrated as a comedy? Or do we need to argue that it's not underrated, I just don't realize how much respect and credit it gets as a film. Or do we need to argue that it's not pure comedic genius? Berg about: Tom Cruise spoof it's been 10 minutes, and they are all still up - i think tom cruise is using his thetan 10 powers to keep you from removing the messages! Berg about: Tom Cruise spoof KSW baby! Berg about: Panty Thief Nabbed by Police well...1.) the guy was at least smart, he targeted college age panites. I bet they smelled yummy and were sexy!2.) i like how the police had to lay them all out. it was pretty funny watching them do that! Berg about: Browns Fucking A! So the Browns have been very admirable the last 3 years by NOT raising ticket prices because they didn't put a winning team on the field. So this year they had a winning team! And guess what...they are going up...fine I'm cool with that...but they are going up $10 in some cases, basically making up for lost time! Such B.S. Berg about: Work Laner...do you have a time frame on that? I should have something, but not sure how quickly I could find it. Or if you want, email Terry Schwarz at the Urban Design Center, tell her I sent you her way, and ask if she has anything that could help. Berg about: total douche bag oh you're so funny. just wait ... come competition weekend you'll be regretting the day I stepped back into a gym to gawk at girls! Berg about: Fletch by the way...next time we all hang out - there should be a Fletch marathon!! I always forget how funny the movies are! I texted Andy to tell him how great Fletch Lives is, and that it's on TV Land yesterday and today when I went "home" for lunch...and he's watching it too! haha. Berg about: total douche bag by the way, did i mention i'm a total douche and completely out of shape...i went to the gym 2 days ago, could barely do 1/2 the workout i used to do with 1/2 the weights, and holy crap are my forearms sore! I could barely move them yesterday to get the alarm. Berg about: total douche bag Andy - maybe you heard this on Stern, the rest, maybe you've read it, but seriously, John Travolta is such a DOUCHE! Check out this quote from douchebag when speaking to an audience in Australia - "I would give back all of my awards and my nominations just to have him back again... We love you Heath, wherever you are."WHAT! OH, wait, I get it, you'll give back your nominations which would equal the value of a human's life! Crazy fuck. Berg about: I hate people Aaron is right...like why did your boss wait so long to bill, or even discuss billing?We send out bills when we need money, it's kinda funny, we once sent a bill, then called the client, said we mailed the bill yesterday, we know they didn't get it yet, but could we come get the check anyways...and David's got his clients to say, would you like me to just have it bike messengered over to you! Berg about: work not getting to work until 10:00 sucks...cuz I still have some 2.5 hours to work before I get to go home! this blows. i hate that i'm lazy. i'm lazy cuz i love to sleep, i love to sleep because i'm lazy. it's a vicious cycle! Berg about: Kohler Have any of you ever watched the Kohler videos online? This is great! I like the simulated poop! Berg about: vacation Sweeney - you should bring a wagon or sled and have people pile on... Berg about: Jiffy Pop that's REALLY funny. I'm glad you enjoyed it...i'm now kinda disappointed i didn't bring it home with me! :) Berg about: NCAA Hoops As boring as this topic is to me...thought I'd share this story. Gary Water must be some super hero coach... CSU upsets's #12 Butler!!! Berg about: docs Derek - I don't think you have an ego, you're just dillussional! Berg about: docs Thews, et. al. - you missed my humor...I only posted that because I knew I was leading towards a Grey analogy in the end...cuz I know how you all love my pop-culture knowledge! I'm only hear to amuse. Berg about: docs umm...i agree with you guys to a degree...but i'm pretty sure doctors making split second life saving decissions don't really compare to us having to make sure the 6x6 Tube Steel the Engineer told us to use shouldn't be an 8x8. We also can miss a deadline and the consequences are non-life threatening...ER Rooms don't really have that lesiure. I'm not saying they aren't a bunch of assholes that should give us our due when it comes to knowing more than them about something, but i don't think we should say we are equal because our schooling is almost as long, and we have a 3 year internship and test. They have a 3 year internship and test too...and George from Grey Anatomy failed his internship test and has to be an intern for another year...and if he fails again, he's done in the profession. Berg about: NFL Tony Sparano gets Dolphins' head coach job...I got a good laugh when I read that quickly as tony saprano...i'm sure that'll be a good joke next season. "The dolphins and Tony Sparano send out the goon squad in their 8th straight loss" or "Tony Sparano axed by the Big Tuna after going 0-9." Berg about: movies wait - are you saying you wouldn't want to see a movie that was being refered to as Titanic 2?! I WOULD! Berg about: Skybus now if only they'd fly out of Cuyahoga County Airport to C-Bus. I could be so uber lazy! Berg about: plague "wait, i'm not dead, I'm still alive" clunk Berg about: Snow Week nice!!! will pool be @ the summer throw down? I'm assuming the belt will be on the line? Berg about: good news day i'm glad it's a little slow here...check out this story...moronic kid didn't even learn his lesson when he threw the "Best party ever, that's what everyone's saying." Berg about: Snow Week hehe!!! It's those 2 days you have on me, it really takes it's toll. I'm dreading 2 days from now...Trip looked awesome...I want to ski... Berg about: Snow Week hey Brad - who's the old grey guy you guys found in the woods? :) Look, we saved some old dude we found in the woods Berg about: sports oh, and abby you'll like this! LeBron cited for going 101 mph on highway Berg about: sports also, these are some good stories... Fan sues Yankees for $221 over steroids Berg about: FOOTBALLS dude, can i not bring up 1990-1993?! That was a seriously strong run, it's amazing really. 4 super bowl appearances in a row. I was just saying, that's a pretty studded staff!and WOW, GB was packed...Mike Holmgren's first Packers coaching staff, in 1992, contained five future head coaches: Jon Gruden, Dick Jauron, Steve Mariucci, Andy Reid and Ray Rhodes...check out the photo, I like the guy in the first row on the far right... goofy looking guy, is he one of those big name coaches? Berg about: FOOTBALLS so how about some great NFL games this weekend!!! Hands down best sport on earth. I love playoff football!So I was listening to Mike and Mike this morning and they listed the NY Giants 1990 Coaching Staff - it's sick! Some highlights: Head Coach - Bill Parcells Running Backs - Ray Handley Wide Receivers - Tom Coughlin Defensive Coordinator - Bill Belichick Defensive Line - Romeo Crennel Assistant Special Teams - Charlie Weis Berg about: Browns Thank God they finally fired the D co-ordinator today!!! Wooo-hoo! Berg about: Rock God Andy - please tell me you DVR'd that one for me!! I need to find that episode! That show is classic stoner 2:00 am TV when you just can't play anymore Madden. Berg about: stupid sports WHY can't we just have some consistency in modern day sports arena! - Jacobs Field will be renamed Progressive Field under terms of an agreement between the Cleveland Indians and the auto insurance company, the club confirmed Friday. The downtown ballpark, known as Jacobs Field since it opened in 1994, will be rebranded for the 2008 season. The change was first reported by The Plain Dealer on its Web site Thursday night.At least the Browns stadium is Cleveland Browns Stadium. Al Lerner wanted it to be named for the city and the team, not some corporation, which is why he didn't name it MBNA Field or some bullshit, that would now be Bank of America Field...I also like the name because it could become...Bank of America's Cleveland Browns Stadium and not ruin the name. It could even be KY's Cleveland Browns Stadium, but Lifestyles Cleveland Browns Stadium doesn't work, so I seem to have hit a snag...but Lifestyles Arena works...man I wish they had enough money to do that!And if it were KY Stadium, they could say, Welcome to KY's Cleveland Browns Stadium, where you'll slide right into your seat and feel the tingle of electricity and excitment of Browns Football! haha Berg about: WWYD by the way, I LOVE my ING account!!! Berg about: vacation the 4 x 4 houses would be awesome. I took my bike down there when my family and i went, and biked up the sand about 1 mile or 2 (on the wet stuff...biking in soft sand is impossible) and those houses are crazy sweet, and where the wild horses are! But it's just as nice to stay at one of the other ones on the beach. Just would have to worry about kids and families in the houses next door. They're not on top of you but they are also not 100s of feet away.Irregardless, I don't think Robyn/Eric can go, we might have other things to attend to for an event in October or November...but we can discuss that later. Berg about: Ahhh!!! well then at least they won't be cured soon. I'm bummed about not getting to watch them win a championhip, but it's still fun to see them play in the top game. And next year, there's a good chance you'll all have to listen to the hype again, as 2008 was the year they were supposed to be making a push, not 2007.So as they say in Cleveland all to often...wait for next year!Happy Birthday Wes. Now you're old and your knees will probably start to hurt when you walk too much... Berg about: Browns Rumors this is funny too:Forget Derek Anderson, Brady Quinn, Ken Dorsey or even the deified Bernie Kosar and Brian Sipe. The most popular quarterback in Northeast Ohio these days is Indianapolis’ No. 12, who has played in just 13 NFL games. “Everyone here is probably buying Jim Sorgi jerseys this week,” Browns defensive end Simon Fraser said. “I think I’ll have my wife make a (Sorgi) T-shirt.” Berg about: SEC v. Big 10 saw this on a message board...thought i'd throw it out there for morning fun:Don't tell Delany the league should start by recruiting better athletes. When a Chicago Sun-Times reporter suggested Big Ten teams couldn't compete with SEC teams because they weren't recruiting the best athletes, Delany defended his league's schools -- and seemed to criticize some SEC schools' academic standards. "I love speed and the SEC has great speed, especially on the defensive line, but there are appropriate balances when mixing academics and athletics," Delany wrote in an open letter to Big Ten fans, which was published on the league's Web site Feb. 9. "Each school, as well as each conference, simply must do what fits their mission regardless of what a recruiting service recommends. I wish we had six teams among the top 10 recruiting classes every year, but winning our way requires some discipline and restraint with the recruitment process. Not every athlete fits athletically, academically or socially at every university. Fortunately, we have been able to balance our athletic and academic mission so that we can compete successfully and keep faith with our academic standards." Before criticizing the SEC, Delany pointed out the Big Ten's recent success against the league: a 2-1 record against SEC teams in bowl games last season; an 8-6 record against SEC teams in bowl games the last five years; and 15 BCS berths to the SEC's 13. Delany also noted that Big Ten teams have produced five Heisman Trophy winners in the past 15 years, compared to the SEC's one.In 2005, Big 10 graduated 56%, SEC 49% Berg about: Childhood Nostalgia I think it's a great idea. I like drinking and competing at endless events. I also like my friends, so it's win-win really. Berg about: Browns Rumors it'll be exciting that's for sure...here's what i found regarding Romeo's tenureNotes: Crennel dismissed a report that Bill Parcells, his former boss and good friend who recently took over as Miami's vice president of football operations, has identified him as the first choice to become the Dolphins next coach. "I haven't heard anything about that," Crennel said. "I've got a contract with the Browns and over my tenure in the NFL, I've always honoured my contract." Crennel has two years left on a five-year deal with Cleveland. Berg about: BDC this board is so ghetto...hehehe, just kidding bub! anyone else enjoy the flu over christmas? couldn't go to work cuz I couldn't keep the butt cheecks puckered up long enough to drive. ever have that, i just farted, but uh-oh, did i shit my pants in bed feeling? i did...thankfully, i didn't shit my pants, but it was a warning that i had about 9 seconds to get to the toilet before i did. Thank God Robyn is in Florida...that wouldn't have been fun doing the 'phwwweewww, pssssss, ppprrrbbbb' squirt with her in the room next door. Berg about: hehe Merry Christmas heathen!!! I'll be around the 26-28 to hear about your loot. I might also be here the 24th and 25th...someone ask David to friggin work so we can get these drawings done so i can take some time off!!! Berg about: hehe David just told a client that he thinks you have to spend at least $200 per square foot to get a pretty decent house, but the $250-$300 range would be much nicer. hehehe. Berg about: ADL crazy stuff you can't believe still goes on. This is a blurb from a recent email i got from the ADL...What would you do if your local DMV issued you a license plate that said "HA8 JWZ?" ADL got involved when the Georgia driver notified our Southeast regional office. ADL requested the plate be pulled out of circulation and the State of Georgia Department of Revenue agreed to stop granting requests for vanity license plates that display messages of hate. Berg about: Carl is pissed How do you think Ted Williams fought all those Nazis - 'ROIDS baby, pure and simple.That's fucking great!!! Berg about: boobies! ugh, that's gross!!! plus I'd never get a tat...anyone ever watch the biggest loser? i watched the final show last night - holy crap! we need to have 7 biggest losers going on at once, and the government should sponsor them all! it's amazing! Berg about: Architecture Job we don't do that type of work, and also charge too much to make a profit...we're snooty like that. Berg about: Architecture Job Hey, I know a guy that needs some fit up work done for some sort of a medical related franchise. If anyone in the Cleveland area thinks their firm could help him, let me know and I'll forward you the information. Thanks. Berg about: Browns v. Bills kinda like that JETS game that you should have easily won...but you lost. Lost is the only one I can get right. I'm too dumb to understand loose, lose and loss. Berg about: Browns v. Bills skulking and skull fucking... Berg about: Browns v. Bills what's wrong, no one wants to post today? Everyone in the 'burgh skulling about their lose to a much better AFC team???D'Rock - nice lose to the 49 F' Niners!!! hahaha. Can you spell D-I-S-A-R-R-A-Y? Berg about: Browns v. Bills to add insult to injury...Cleveland beat the Buffalo Bills on two fields -- at the stadium Sunday and at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport, where the team's plane got stuck in mud this morning. The team spent the night in Cleveland because of the snowstorm. Their plane landed here about 8:15 a.m. The pilot of the chartered Delta 767 plane misjudged a curve of a taxiway. The plane dropped off the pavement as it was heading toward the IX Center to pick up the team. The nose wheels and wheels on the right side of the plane got mired in mud. A tow team is working to free it and hope to have it rolling again about noon, airport spokesman Fred Szabo said. The team is on its way home on chartered buses. Berg about: Browns v. Bills how cool is it seeing Pittsburgh and Cleveland with the same record!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!Fuck it was cold and wet yesterday! Berg about: Browns v. Bills A'ron - welcome to the game...you just figured out all the playoff implications?! Have you been sleeping through all sports related content in the area? Berg about: american gladiators wow - what is the deal with Mayhem's halter top. that's gay. And why aren't we talking about Crush and Venom actually being hot?! Berg about: NBA-LBJ Abby - Because I know you secretly LOVE the KING, whom I don't even remember wearing a Yankee hat anymore, I thought I'd share this nice story about him. Anderson Varejao, our big funny haired hold out that at one point said he didn't even want to play in Cleveland anymore, finally signed a deal with the CAVS. His first game was the other night, and it was also LeBron's return to the team after missing 5 games with an injury. And LBJ told the coach not to start him, but to bring him in off the bench when he brought in Anderson Varejao so that any negative boo'ing from the crowd would be thwarted by the cheers for him. LBJ said something like, he's my boy, and my teammate, i gotta protect him. I'm happy he's back, and I wanted to let him know I had his back.Honestly, not just because I'm a homer, but that's really classy! It was also the first time in LeBron's career that he came in off the bench. Berg about: Touch footballs I'm in and Jess should play, i want to touch her boobies!Large/Voit - dogs are cool with me this weekend as I don't have my cats there. however, be warned i will punt dogs barking non-stop and waking me up from a nice cozy dream any second earlier than i need to be up on sunday.now for your holiday pleaure: Berg about: MLB seriously - MIL signed Eric Gagne to a $10M, 1 year deal!!! WTF! Why not just sign Codero to a 3 year 10 MIL deal since he proved he could bounce back last year. That's gotta be the worst move all off-season. Berg about: ouch Bring on the Steelers in Round 1!!! Berg about: Browns v. Bills "The [Bills] game is going to be a big game -- a huge game, as a matter of fact," Browns coach Romeo Crennel said. "I'm glad it's here at home in front of our fans. I know that the energy they bring, our guys will feel that and hopefully it will elevate our play."We're 5-1 at home - looking to go 7-1 by season's end...that would be a huge step in the right direction - i don't think we've seen 7 home wins since 99 combined... Berg about: again with the injuries oh man - if i can only find a way to win my fantasy football game this week, BE should be stellar this weekend. Berg about: USB Rocket why didn't we have these in studio!!! I'm sure they wouldn't have been annoying. And why didn't I think of this first! what a fun idea to make a few bucks. Take Control of your Cubicle! Berg about: office farts i farted in our office just now - and we have a really small office - it smells - but i just figured out why we have 2 dogs in the office - just blame the dogs. poor rolf got blamed for this one premptively too...hehe Berg about: Speechless and seriously - you don't run willie parker on 4-1??? Come on man, my fantasy team might lose my 1st round playoffs because of willie and adrian peterson's shitty performance. Berg about: Speechless oh and if you didn't notice - the browns scored 17 points against the Patriots - we gave them a better game than the stinky steelers. Berg about: Speechless here's a link to a great article... Berg about: Browns v Bills did i see A. Smith got torched for 3 TDs??? All the highlights looked like A. Smith was tackling people in the endzone...haha. I love that Brady was talking shit to him after the 1st TD. I think that was the highlight of the 1st half of the Browns/Jets game...what a snooze fest. Man next week is going to be COLD!Mike and Mike had a good discussion this morning - if you're the Giants and you've locked the 5th seed, do you play any starters against the Patriots in week 17??? I mean, you should rest them for the playoffs, especially since they've been banged up all year...but if you do, you gaurentee the 16-0...then again, if you're NE do you keep playing sexy and the crew??? Imagine he breaks his leg in week 15 or 16 in the 2nd half of a meaningless game. Should be a fun final 2 weeks. Berg about: Browns v Bills bring on your faggy trent edwards and lee evan's homecoming...your defense can't stop the awesomeness of the finally getting the respect it deserves AFC top 3 WR corps...i might even argue #2 WR group after NE, with Harrison out for INDY. K2 has INCREDIBLE hands, and BE is just awesome. Joe has 2 rings because he's got incredible hands and runs perfect routes, throw in Cribbs who might be running the reverse, taking a direct snap, throwing and running back moorman punts and kickoffs (whoever the fag that does that) and you're in for a long day!anyways, i texted a bunch of you about what i thought was a smart move on CBS's part - not a single commercial timeout in the 1st quarter of the Browns game. we figured they were rushing through our game to get to the NE/Pitt game, but Bub said they had no commercials either. what's the deal??? Berg about: guaranteed upsets dude - i know your from pittsburgh and all, and I'm from cleveland and all - but he didn't just say "if we do this..." he said that AFTER he gaurenteed the win! then the reporter asked him, did you just gaurantee the win, and the then qualified it with your quote...I like Ty Warren's quote "I know Aaron Smith, I don't know Anthony Smith." What position does he play? hehe. douche bag. Berg about: guaranteed upsets I love Tom Brady's quote - "Well done is better than well said, That's been the motto of the team."I guess Ben Franklin said it first...but that's funny. THink he was studying in American History class, read that, and put it in his back pocket for good use? Hate him all you want, but sex tomy is good and now smart and clever. Berg about: For the guys nah, i'd miss you, and this way i could keep you around longer. And your name in fantasy football is "j e r k c i t y"Speaking of fantasy football and pick 'em leagues - I was all set to take the New England Patriots, until I heard Pittsburgh gaurenteed a win!!! Oh my dilema| Unknown Steelers DB guarantees upset in Foxborough Berg about: For the guys Dickey, didn't I just see you at my party and comment that you might be yielding more mass than I?Bub would be nice and fatty and meaty... but he might be smokey.I think I'd make jerky out of Wes - slowly smoke him over a nice hickory fire - yum. Berg about: For the guys i'd eat brad first. i bet he meat would be very tender and lean....you know, since i watch my calorie intake so much.Wes, would your dad let me go bow hunting? That's one type of hunting i want to do! Berg about: holy fucking geez!! this topic also describes how I feel about the Tigers getting Cabrera and Willis - someone track down Brian Bowles and ask him how that Marlins tatoo feels right about now! 8 million dollar payroll is the project Marlins roster opening day!!! WTF!!! I hope they are doing this to prove that MLB needs a cap on the top and bottom of the payrolls! Now I want Boston to get Santana I'll be so pissed to see Detroit in the W.S. again before the Indians! Berg about: big $ refunds?? anyone else get a letter from the US District Court of Appeals? Sounds like a huge class action lawsuit against Visa, MasterCard and/or Diners Club for fees charged to us for foreign transactions / atm withdrawls. Says that it's a $336 million settlement, and anyone who spent more than 1 week abroad, or spent more than $2,500 from 1996-2006 should apply for more than the quick $25 settlement. Sounds like we all might get some major buck back. I know I have at least $15,000 in spending overseas...NICE! Berg about: monday morning sports p.s. Bub - I said irregardless to piss you off, not because i'm a moron.p.p.s. i really don't love college sports all that much (i only follow them because it's forced upon me by everyone else in the city) but it is fun to hop on the bandwagon evertime OSU gets to a national title game. Right Nolde? Berg about: monday morning sports haha...i was just screwing around...knew you'd all get pissed off.First, I said, "(i.e. find a state with good quality High School football system like some farming state, Texas, Ohio or Florida)" with a comma after 'farming state, which implies, any farming state, Texas, Ohio or Florida. Didn't imply the last 3 WERE farming states.Second, I was merely suggesting that Ohio, Texas and Florida have the best High School Football in the Nation because our Big State School does so well. I'd say 90% of OSU starters the last 10 years have been Ohio football players.But...if NY and PA have such great high school football, where's your big kickass football college? Penn State? Syracuse?Irregardless, W PA and NE Ohio are mega awesome when it comes to making awesome football players. Bernie Kosar is just one of them :) Berg about: monday morning sports Bub and Wes - If you guys move to a state with a REAL college football team (i.e. find a state with good quality High School football system like some farming state, Texas, Ohio or Florida) you'd be talking BCS lingo and if you were from Ohio, you'd probably not be like Andy and root for OSU. I'm not a HUGE fan, but I'm glad they made it even if they did 'back in.' I want a playoff system too, but until then, I'll just be happy for OSU and the superior football that comes out of my state. Berg about: monday morning sports I thought it was so you could hear all about Ohio State's Raise to #1 again, and how they are playing in the National Championship after losing 8 players to the NFL draft, including the Heisman winning QB! (Who, by the way, should be starting in Baltimore at this point, see what they have, cuz they ain't got shit with the other 2) Berg about: first dances PLEASE don't think i'm looking up first dances - it was a forward...damn boston - let's blow up the city! i think the mayor sold his soul to the devil for that city! Berg about: first dances Brunt - you'll LOVE this one!!! I she sees it! Give it 60 seconds. By the way - these are SO gay... Berg about: first dances Brunt - you'll LOVE this one!!! I she sees it! Give it 60 seconds.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT56YizyR2oBy the way - these are SO gay... Berg about: first dances Berg about: icebowl i'm kinda bummed. i like ricky williams alot and was hoping for a feel good story at the end of the year as ricky saves the phins from an 0-16 season. Berg about: KITCHEN SINKS so, you guys giggle to yourself everytime you run across a "self-rimming" sink, right? Berg about: footballs that punt was funny. what i really don't get is that when they rolled the tarps off the field - they just let the water drain out the sides!!! i think that was majority of the water issues. the drainage was damn good though! if you look at the pics right when the rain stopped to the end of the game it's a much drier field.I'm pissed pittsburgh won. could you imagine the bitching they'd be doing right now about being in 2nd place because of the shitty conditions on their own field. ahh, what could have been is usually so much better than reality in cleveland. Berg about: Blood Suckers I'm thinking of sponsoring a Lawyer. You know, pay for his college tution for a % of his fees later in life. How awful is that, or is it a good option? Someone would graduate with out debts and loans. I'd be like a sports agent for college kids. Berg about: Sean Taylor I feel awful, and it's a sad loss for his family, fiance and 18 month old baby. It's also a sad loss for the NFL - he was one of the best Safetys out there. I unfortunately read an article that made the event not sound as serious as it turned out to be and jumped to consclusions and trashed him and other athletes, ala Pacman Jones, based on his off field history. From the reports, it sounds like Sean Taylor's life ended tragically after having turned the page and that sucks.And don't worry, I'll be making a donation to clear some guilt. Berg about: Yankees Seriously, I might never watch baseball again if they sign Santana. Berg about: BCS I'm don't keep up with college football (i just talk shit to make the rest of you angry) ... what are the playoff options? I was thinking about Brad's comment on how maybe they all have a conference championship and the winners play in a playoff ... but then i thought that sometimes a team doesn't win their championship but are WAY better than the winner. What are the playoff options? Berg about: Browns / Bills if you're not into football this is what you have to look forward to. (I'm ashamed this exists, but had to post it after I saw it - wow - whoever this guy is - he creeps me out!) Berg about: athletic fools! i figured it would come of as a biggoted comment, but it really wasn't meant to be one. it was my reaction to another athlete being shot, getting stabbed, fighting dogs, etc... the first post on ESPN didn't make it sound serious, it sounded much more 'commical' than it was.as i was typing the odds, i thought, hmm, does saying babby's momma make me sound racist, then thought, no Sexy Tom Brady has a baby momma...I really feel bad for Taylor, as the story unfolds it sounds more like a case of the assholes going after the football player with money, rather than the "make it rain" type asshole jock being dumb. Berg about: athletic fools! Wes - read my other post...the first story I read sounded like police came out to his house after he was shot in the groin. no mention of critical condition or a break in. i said i feel bad for him and it's not the case i thought it was. Berg about: athletic fools! oh shit - now i feel bad - he wasn't in critical condition when I read the article...they just updated that, i feel bad too for him, and will delay judgement... Berg about: Touch footballs i also have a football and am athletic...however touch leaves my massive size and ability to read a play and make a tackle useless...so i'll just don the QB position and show off my mad skills there. I'm predicting 5 Biggie TD's off my Brett Farve'esque arm. Berg about: athletic fools! he's a top fucking safety in the NFL and he can't figure out how the fuck to just play it cool! these kids are living my fucking dreams and they just piss me the fuck off.10-1 he got shot by his babymamma who isn't is wife5-1 he shot himself while playing with a new gun4-1 he shot himself playing with a new gun that he didn't buy legally! happy turkey - go get shot Berg about: footballs and such i think it's a great idea! i love footballs. me moving out means more room for people to party and no cats to worry about. however, it doesn't mean trashing the joint as i need to find renters a week or so later. Berg about: footballs and such the saddest part being Abby has been brainwashed by the Pittsburgh folk to hate OSU. Very very sad.Thanks for the birthday wishes and thanks to those that made it to the party! Crazy fun times...and I'm a big fat 30 year old pussy and skipped the Browns game the next day, but I did enjoy watching the victory on the boob tube @ Robyn's where I'll shortly be living.Happy Belated 30 Brad, I forgot to call cuz I feel like you turned 30 10 years ago! :)A'ron how's it feel?Oh, and Black Pepper...it's 100% one of my food alergies...I went to Toledo for Thanksgiving with Robyn, and it was in the gravey and mashed potatoes and stuffing...but I LOVE Thanksgiving so i said, eh, maybe it won't affect me, and 15 minutes later I'm in a cold sweat trying to figure out how to weasel away from the table and shit my brains out in a bathroom far enough away as to not have the scent waft over the dining area...thankfully Robyn saw the cold sweat, and got me some double strength imodium and gave me a nice excuse to explode. ahh, good times. Black Pepper - kind of explains breakfast sprints back to wes's place - i loved putting it on my eggs! oops. Berg about: weather is dumber P.S. THE WHOLE POINT - MICHIGAN STILL BLOWS AND PITTSBURGH STILL SUCKS! Berg about: weather is dumber please note that "if you bothered to pay even the slightest attention in any of the science classes you took ages 8-18" really should never be used in a sentence. I've proven my ability to retain that type of information is pretty limited. I have a whole theory on why, i tried to explain it to David...but it wasn't smart to explain to your boss that you learned early on that there's no difference between an A that's 100% or 90% and why bother to try and retain 100% when you know that 90% will count the same...oops, i mean, I try and work 100% of the time I'm at work, not just 90% so you think I'm at 100%...ahaha Berg about: weather is dumber i think a southeast wind should be blowing southeast not coming from the southeast. that's stupid logic. i wonder if 1/2 of america would get that right on are you smarter than a 5th grader. i bet i'm not. Berg about: zzzz i guess the wind is going southeast...but coming from the northwest...so thank you ...i've now learned my geography and science terminalogy...it's a northwest wind...hence why cleveland has a prevailing southwest wind cuz it comes from the south...i'm dumb. Berg about: zzzz now i'm confused...wes please help me Berg about: zzzz as explained by wiki: "Wind direction is the direction from which the wind is blowing." Berg about: zzzz if the wind is blowing in the direction from michigan (blowing) to pittsburgh (sucking) my elementary school science class coupled with my middle school geography says that's in a southeast direction...hence a southeast wind. if it were revered and pittsburgh blew and michigan sucked the wind would be blowing northwest... Berg about: zzzz there's a southeast wind blowing in Cleveland - cuz Michigan Blows and Pittsburgh sucks! haha. Go OSU and Browns! OH--IO! Berg about: Sunday Night Matchup i guess that should be hindsight....Biggie - I'm not saying they shouldn't try to score...but I'm saying when you're up big, and it's 4th down inside the 10...you don't go for it. The PATS did that twice yesterday. And NORMAL teams run the ball after they are up big...3rd quater - Tom Brady threw 12 times - more than 1/2 their plays they ran i think...but whatever, now I want to see an undefeated team. They are the best team I've ever seen play. Berg about: Sunday Night Matchup in hind site - anyone want to agree that the Browns/Ravens game would have been a better matchup for Primetime???Although, maybe not, I couldn't stop watching the game I wasn't going to watch...it's like the people that hate Howard Stern but listen to every second of the show - I just wanted to see what the Pats would do next.My Dad's soooo upset over this, he hate the hoodie (something about his tenure as the browns head coach) and wants to run a sweep right at him and take him out, then he wants to send all 11 players after Tom Brady when they go for it on 4th down inside the 10 with a 28 pt lead...what a douchebag the hoodie is! However, his team is impressive.In other news - Frank Caliendo's show is tomorrow night! I'm hoping that's as funny as it looks. His most recent "Madden on Brett Farve" take was so funny. I'll see if I can find it online... Berg about: The unforgiven and in the online poll the #1 most hated Cleveland Sports Villian is Art Modell @ 73.1% Berg about: The unforgiven Oops, i forgot to add the link Berg about: The unforgiven #14 is good...and I'm not sure I agree with putting #1 on the list...but it makes for a compelling article i guess Berg about: Parent of the Year Award CLIO, Mich. -- A police officer checking on a truck that got stuck in the mud at a Flint-area park was startled to find a 13-year-old boy behind the wheel. The Clio police officer also was surprised that the boy appeared to be drunk. So did the teen's father, who was riding in the front seat. The father said he turned over the driving duties to his son because he'd had too much to drink. Police said they also found open containers of beer and liquor in the vehicle. Clio is about 65 miles north-northwest of Detroit. Berg about: what it made me want to watch The Mummy...i like it when that hot lead lady keeps saying it. she's bonerific Berg about: workplace protocol best rule ever!!!:8. when there are only two stalls, and one is taken, feel free to use one of the other restrooms in the building. we won't become closer friends just because you pooped next to me. also, unless you are wearing the standard black dress shoe, i will find out who you are and "stink hand" you laterOn a similar note...and this won't suprise anyone, but I'm over at the building we're renovating and as we were blue taping the floor, I felt a gurgle and knew I had limited time and that said time was way much shorter than the length of time we'd be there...so I said, well I have to excuse myself for a second while I run across the street to the dinner and use the restroom. David just says, "okay see you later!" (very thoughtful way of saying take your time and get it all worked out!)...then I had to explain to the nice all female staff at the diner that i was working on the place across the street and need to use their restroom. They were all giggling when I came back upstairs 5 minutes later. Berg about: The Nerd Police yeah tell me about it! I hope I never have to have another cavity search too! Berg about: amazing! it's 11:11 am - there have been no posts today...i'm going fight the parking lot people with david...then we're putting down blue painter's tape at his building so his sister and father can envision where the walls go - wonder where he got such a great idea!!! Berg about: amazing! wow that's some awful music! and what, no pacman?! Berg about: not even drunk and this moron just wasn't paying attention and ran into a semi truck Berg about: is toner this tough? Let's Fight - ON a FREEWAY during RUSHHOUR Berg about: john clayton well i guess he's a rude jewish orthodox rabbi...which is slightly suprising - most ortho jews i run across with curlies are rude...but the rabbis are usually very friendly...no clue - the ortho sect is odd to me. Berg about: KSU CAED just got off the phone with Steve Rugare who brought me up to speed on a few things down in Kent...here's an article...interesting the new dean just wanted to be a STARchitecct Berg about: john clayton Quinn will get a call from Steve Young - and he'll happily sit on the bench making 3 million a year or whatever he's getting to hold a clipboard and learn. He's young and SMART and if he looks at the trends - i'm sure he can sit 1 more year on the bench learning and hoping for an injury.As for the Rabbi - Jews don't speak Yiddish as much as they used to...I think the official language of the Jewish people is Hebrew. From my limited knowledge, Yiddish is a language from the middle ages that flourished in the concentration camps as it has similarities to German and most of the Jews didn't speak German. As for his manners - i'd say it was an Orthodox Jew, or a 'curly' (don't use that in public, it's pretty deragatory i think) most orthodox jews are rude like that. Berg about: john clayton wow - I'm goign to totatlly agree with Bub!!! It's not a first but a rare birthday gift.As for DA and BQ - keep them both! What's wrong with letting BQ learn and learn on the bench ala Steve Young / Aaron Brooks (unproven - but has 3 or 4 years on the bench behind Farve! think he's going to be good when he gets to take over? I do.) Also if we don't re-sign DA and he's a restricted FA, (as I understand the rules) if we make him a good offer, one that will get us a 1st round draft pick in return if someone ups the ante - it's a win / win situation. I think DA is good, but I also think BQ would have done similar things given our opponents and the good play of our O-Line. Which by the way, we lost our starting RG for the season...and Steinbach is not at 100%, so I'm getting a little worried, especially since LeCharles Bently was put on IR and won't be getting his chance to actually PLAY for the Browns. Greenberg moral of the story - keep them both, it doesn't hurt to have 2 good QB's on your team as many teams in the NFL this year are finding out...most the hard way. Berg about: Investigation Doug - gold star!! i've actually been waiting for a while to get an update. very excited to find out he uses the girls bathroom. do you think it's because it's cleaner? Berg about: sports Big Ben - Ohio born and bred... Berg about: sports and wow! did i butcher "incedent" Berg about: sports honestly - it was a lot easier to swallow than week 1!!!I would like to say that I did call Josh Cribbs running one back on you...he's awesome! He's our Moorman. Now, anyone want to take bets that if the Browns get a Sunday night game they'll throw in a "it's good to see Josh Cribbs put that drug dealing incedent behind him..." Berg about: sports thank you for summing up how i felt yesterday...i think i know how my dad and uncle feel though...i'm starting to get numb to all this...it only took about 12 hours to recover. in 10 years, i'll be bouncing back in 2 hours! By the time I'm 80, I won't even think they have a chance.Dec 16 Browns/Bills game looking to have playoff implications!!! Should add to the fun! Als - man I was hoping the Browns could somehow pull out that win, cuz I think we would have wound up playing the Bills in the playoffs and that bottle collection could have been mine! Still - we could meet in the wild card game! Berg about: Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birthdays to all... Berg about: Borat is back oh dear...the barak obamas comment is classic! Berg about: hey drafting monkeys hey wes - sorry, just checking in...i'd look into sketchup instead of 3d autocad. it'll take you less than 1/2 a day to learn the program in and out, and things like this are easier to solve. as to how to solve it, break it down into arcs so you can do a polyline instead of an elipse. I had a lot of problems building an eliptical room...still haven't figure it all out. Berg about: GHB crazy story! don't eat this toy and drink - it could be bad Berg about: soccer i honestly don't hate soccer all that much, i just love that you (and others) get up in arms about us knocking it!Wouldn't NASCAR qualify as the most popular sport...i mean, supposing driving cars around in circles were a sport...hehehe Berg about: the world = stupid i like tony's logic! and wes - i've already agreed with you on those points...i think i am mentally retarded because I can never get my point across via this website.anyways i've come to ask a question...this is a joke from comedy central's website, but i dont' get it. can someone explain it to me?Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: That's "womyn" with a Y, and it's not funny!huh? am i really that dumb? am i missing a really funny joke? Berg about: NFL Power Rankings and i'm not knocking the Bills - i'm knocking every team in the NFL who seem vastly inferior to the Colts and Pats who seem to be in a league of their own! Berg about: NFL Power Rankings i'm not suggesting they'll be favored...i'm suggesting that if you're only favored by 3 points against a team that has 0 wins, how can you consider them a threat to an undefeated team! (and yeah, everyone's a threat when you throw in the 'injury' part, that IS why they play the game)And I conceeded the game should be on over the browns/ravens gameand soccer is for fags, as you clearly demonstrated with your cotumes and man hugging from the party. Berg about: NFL Power Rankings I still contend one can use "jump the shark" in an inverse manner - i've emailed the website and will report back on my findings.P.S. Bubdotcom jumped the shark when we started seeing regular "soccer update" posts Berg about: NFL Power Rankings that was never my point! my point was that if the bills are only favored by 3 on the road against a winless football team, how could they even be considered a legitimate threat to NE's undefeated streak? Berg about: NFL Power Rankings Wes - if you're going to compare the lines - consider this:The Browns we 2-3 when they faced MiamiMiami HAD running back Ronnie BrownMiami had Jason Taylor and Zack Thomas not coming off injuries.You are 4-4 coming off of 3 wins Berg about: NFL Power Rankings we jumped the shark --- of being awful!!!we got that monkey off our back...we've restored our glory... Berg about: NFL Power Rankings Cleveland has jumped the shark and secured a top 10 spot (10) in the power rankings! Their high/low of the season is 10/32. Berg about: Sweeney glad to hear he seems to be rather unscathed...he's lucky. Berg about: don't piss us off so a local firm is trying to build a parking lot across the street from david's house, and it'll just be awful because the zoning board has given them a varience to not have to maintain all the proper setback and screening...which if it were a shitty run down residential neighborhood MAYBE it'd be passable, but this is in the heart of Ohio City...so now anytime we get a crappy job call like "i need plans drawn for a daycare center over on the east side of Cleveland" we say, oh we don't do that kind of work, but you should call so and so they do that type of work and I'm sure would love to help you. haha. Berg about: NFL Schedule Change sorry - not Derek - I meant Andy who called the Bills proven.I'm pissed Big Ben cost me a big matchup in one of my leagues where I had a 30 point lead! I'm 2-7 in that league and in 3rd place in points! If fucking sucks! I have a losing record to only 2 teams in the entire league! This week I had the 3rd most points and lost to the person with the 2nd most points.And dammit - Willie I needed 100 yds! 23 attempts for 46 yds. is pathetic. Berg about: NFL Schedule Change I'm going to conceed the NE/BUFF game as a better matchup ... however who the hell would have predicted the Browns and Bills being in 2nd place in their division after 9 weeks!Derek - I'd maybe not go as far as saying Buffalo is "proven" seeing as they LOST both of those games. I'm not saying Cleveland is 'proven' we aren't... Berg about: NFL Schedule Change i'll be suprised if the line is anything closer than 19.5 pts on that NE/BUFF game...you are only favored by 3 points this week against a winless MIAMI!!!I think the Cleveland/Baltimore game is a better matchup than a 48-3 shelacking that NE will put on the Bills. Berg about: NFL Schedule Change NFL Schedule Change: Pats v Bills moved to Sunday night week 11My brother made a good point about this - "I thought the point was to move good games to this time slot. What's the matter with Dallas/Washington, Giants/Detroit or even Baltimore/Cleveland (might be for first place in the AFC North)"Sure NE might go undefeated but who cares if they got 11-0 when those 3 games are that week! Berg about: Bub i agree with you there bub. i should have called. the phone sex comment is funny on a whole different level though - it was a big topic of debate at tailgating...as were the random father/ kids/ co-workers/ mistresses/ consultants love triangle group next to us. and that's not an exageration - we had them pegged as father/ kids/ babysitter/ babysitter's friend/ babysitters's mom and friend Berg about: Bub seriously, it was never funny and it's still not funny. these are 2 text messages i got over the weekend"bull shit. get some balls. Jew meeting? We all strongly disagree. best be pulling a Jared"and"I hate you"Listen, I get it, you're upset I missed the party and awesome weekend. I am pissed and sorry I missed the weekend too. I wouldn't have blown you guys off for no reason. I had shit to do that needed to get done THIS weekend. I didn't plan accordingly and I had to make a sacrifice! It sucks, I wanted to come, Robyn wanted to go, and I was looking forward to Robyn's first 'event' weekend outside of Cleveland. But it didn't happen. As touching as it is, I highly doubt my lack of attendance affected the outcome of the fun you had. But the persistent ‘we hate you, you had no good excuse crap’ has to stop! I'm sorry I didn't make it. Had I gone I would have had zero fun because I would have been worrying about all the shit I was supposed to do back at home, not to mention, i would have had to get up at 7:00 on Sunday to make it to a 9:45 JEW meeting.I don't get on here and blast people for being dickheads and getting 2 DUIs and not being able to travel for 6 months and missing fun events. I don't get on here and blast people for just coming in for 1 night of a weekend because 'they have to work on their house' or 'can't find someone to watch the dog' or 'i don't have the money to spend at the bars' and all the other reasons that as we grow up become REAL reasons as to why we can't always do what we want to do. As much as your feelings might be hurt that I missed Bub's party I'm really hurt that you all can't just drop it and let it go. I missed a great weekend that I was looking forward to and I didn't want to miss. I’m sorry. Now please just stop piling on with the ‘it’s a lame excuse’ and all the nonsense I’ve had to deal with from you guys. Berg about: sweeney... wow! sweeney is crazy resilient! I hope he's doing okay. keep us updated. Berg about: Browns A'ron - did your 10-6 prediction include the 7-1 home record we might have!!! THAT alone will make my year! (Our remaining 3 home games left are: Houston, Buffalo, San Fran)It's funny finally having a team to root for. And THANK YOU Adrian Peterson - I can now fully root for Jamal Lewis since he doesn't hold one of the most dominating records in football that he set against the Browns. And Jamal Lewis - thank you for 4 TDs!!!I think we need to root for a TIE Berg about: tonight i pooped my pants i suck so much. Berg about: hehe by the way - i found her website - she's hot...uber christian and married...still 'bate material! Berg about: hehe actually i was totally a Candace Cameron fan! She was bonerific and much used 'bate material. HUGE boobies on that girl. Wonder what she looks like now... Berg about: hehe and Lance is 36 - which means I'm not too old for her!!! Berg about: hehe LOVE IT! he's like a big male slut AND he got one of the Olsen girls. Berg about: hehe my underwear is on backwards AGAIN!!! this is twice now. the damn tag is supposed to go in the back! not the front! but not on this pair. stupid hanes or whatever they are. Berg about: dereks old teacher?? D'Rock - do you know this guy? Did he ever dress you for school plays? Berg about: BQ is my QB I did hearold the ear of Brady Quinn after week 1. Even after week 2 and 3. But once DA stepped up to the plate and turned into a legitiment starter I'm no comfortable with Quinn on the bench.Meanwhile Chicago should be saying we want Orton! We want Orton! Keep saying it was just your awesome defense that won him straight 10 games, but if you ask me, it was his play that allowed the defense to win you 10 straight games. Berg about: music by the way - whoever was looking for music, i heard Britney's new album is out and selling well. Also, the new Spice Girls CD is available at Victoria Secrets. haha. Berg about: Andrew Lee English . . . I say leave the rookie on the bench to keep learning from DA ... we're not paying DA all that much, so whatever. Rookie QBs are like when, they get better with age.Anyways, this week is huge...according to the sports guys in Cleveland. This headline "Browns' playoff road paved with Seahawks" was followed by this: Browns victories over Seattle are rare, but the good news is they always portend a playoff appearance. They have advanced to the postseason in each season they defeated the Seahawks -- 1980, '82, '89 and '94. The bad news is they've lost 11 of 15 meetings.I love crazy stats! Berg about: President Bush Dancing Jimmy Kimmel showed this last night - It's so funny. Not sure how old it is . . . and yes, i know it's not a halloween celebration - and how does he make those pooping faces! Berg about: Andrew Lee English . . . A'ron - as long as you didn't do an A2M you should be fine.There's no rules, I think all parties need to present their cases to Bubdotcom as required and we'll deceide for them if it's Kosher.P.S. DROCK - doesn't life feel so much more normal now with the Bungles back in last place and the Browns/Steelers atop the division? The order of life seems to be restored. I predict the wars will soon come to an end and peace will reign supreme. Berg about: Andrew Lee English . . . Here's a fun story on how I've come full circle to really be allowed to be a fan of the Colorado Avalanche - back in the day I was a Quebec Nordiques fan (I liked their name and logo when I was young, and used to kick butt in NHL Hockey with them) and really became a big fan of Sakic, Sundin, Nolen and Hextall because of that. So this was all early 90's according to wikipedia since I have no ability to link memories and time...and they sucked! Then moved to Denver and became really good - but I was torn - the big toothed jackass was still playing football in denver and I had trouble having an aligence to a team from THAT city...but I tried to stay with them until Adelphia ruined my fun and put on Sabres games...and the NHL had the strike and watching them on TV became really hard - but now, we have the Lake Erie Monsters - the minor league team of the Avalanche!!! So I'm now trying to revive my fandom... Berg about: Andrew Lee English . . . and what if I live in Miami, grew up a Braves fan, and got the Marlins shoved in my face? Berg about: Andrew Lee English . . . how do people figure out who to root for if they live in New York, or LA? Is there a distance rule? If I live 100 miles away from Miami, but root for Tampa Bay which would be like forever away am I breaking rules? Berg about: Andrew Lee English... Well Andy - you don't have to worry about rooting for them too long then! I'm sure the NFL and MLB will have to step in and disband your 2 teams who will no doubtly win the next 5 straight championships in their respective sports...Wes - I love your ideas about how to deal with Brady being in there during the 4th quarter! I wish someone would do that. Berg about: Andrew Lee English... wow - he's really a new englander - he's learned to flip-flop. heheAndy - I actually don't blame you, I might send my kids to live with you so they can know what it's like to win... Berg about: basketball just so i can have a post today under 3 different sports topics...with the NBA about to start, and Carlos Loozer being on Jim Rome, I wanted to see if this site was still up, and guess what...Clevelander's still won't relent on the traitor Carlos Loozer Berg about: Holy Shit pretty amazing! wow - nice defense. Berg about: TV survey Abby - can you please say that over again but this time wearing dazy dukes like in the commercial? :-) Berg about: douchebaggery award does it go to1.) A-ROD2.) New England Patriots for their 52-0 route with Brady playing into the 4th quarter!3.) Mike Vrabel for being Mike Vrabel Berg about: football doesn't the NFL sound so lovely in English speak: (from the bbc) New York made the best of a muddy pitch at Wembley to record a 13-10 win over Miami in the first competitive NFL game outside the Americas. Scottish-born kicker Lawrence Tynes booted seven points and Brandon Jacobs ran for 131 yards as the Giants sealed their sixth successive triumph. Berg about: baseball so did you guys hear about AROD!!!hehe, sorry, had to Wes. Congrats on winning world series #2. Looking forward to your team being the next Yankees|which, really, i hate to talk about the yankees today, but we really should delve into their impending implossion sometime soon. (Or maybe it's what i'm hoping to be their implossion, but will probably be wrong cuz they'll throw carzy $ around.) Berg about: i still disagree - but we're both right - you have to experiment to find out which cable is better for your TV - but in theory - a digital signal is better an online hdmi vs. component article Berg about: finally! try this Berg about: finally! by the way, i got distrcated by brad's comment, the main reason i came online was to post this... justice at last!!! Berg about: speaking of stupid TV... "You don't need HDMI, why spend the huge amount of money. Component Video will get you the exact same picture quality."eeerrrrr - WRONG. you've obviously never experiemnted or your TV doesn't have the HDMI technology - sure they are both incredible pictures - but it's like a Manet and a Monet - 2 great french impressionist - both famous and in every major museum - only 1 is truely known... Berg about: world series wow! the sox's won big time. i bet becket did some cool thing like strike out the first 3 batters. i hear his tears make teddy's look like just normal spring water. Berg about: world series i forgot the game was on - Dirty Sex Money was all I was interested in watching! Man you guys would love this filth show! Makes Paris Hilton look 'normal.' I love it! It's my new favorite - beating out Grey's and DHW. Berg about: protesting hippies FYI - I don't believe in animal testing on shit like that - we've done it for 75 years - we know what gives us rashes! I do still support animal testing on new 'miracle drugs' Berg about: protesting hippies i have no idea what you're talking about wes! (hehehehehe)Silly hippies! Berg about: sports from the Plain DealerYes, a demoralized 0-7 team awaits the Browns in St. Louis on Sunday. Coming off a victory against winless Miami in their last game, the Browns are looking at a golden opportunity to form their first in-season winning streak in four years.I love that our first winning streak might come at the hands of to winless teams! that'll build your confidence up really high - for a big let down. Berg about: sports and that wasn't a knock on B-Lo, that was a knock on Pittspuke Berg about: sports thank you for making me feel better by saying we have 2 of the 3 best pitchers in baseball. although i would argue santana would be before Carmona...still i'm depeched...but i'm still enjoying reliving the moment that Elam FG sailed through the uprights! Berg about: sports "Boston beating the Tribe had nothing to do with payroll. the rosters were nearly identicle in talent" <--EXACTLY!!! Give us 20 mil. more and we could have had Becket. I hope we go out and sign Johan Santana, oh wait, we won't we don't have 300 billion dollars, unlimited chartered plane rides, private suites for him and his family on the road and 'cool star wars stuff' - so we'll just have to hope to win while we have fausto and cc signed - if not, we'll just have to hope we scouted well and got a good ace in the farms - we'll just do it the old fashion way. Not to say Boston isn't doing that, you develope talent well - you just also have extra $ to buy the person to put you over the edge.I'm just bitter and miserable! let me bitch and whine. The highlight and best achievement of any of my sports teams was choking in game 7 of the world series - it still hurts............................. Berg about: sports This is why I self deprecate and blame anyone but my team! And I'm glad you think Boston is better, I just wish we had a market like Boston so we could double our payroll! Imagaine who would be better than. We hung with you for an entire season and 7 games int he playoffs and don't have the 3 20 million or whatever pitchers you guys have!...Then fate took the Red Sox by the hand and led them closer to the World Series. In the fifth, with Boston ahead 3-1, Kenny Lofton banged an opposite-field line drive off the left-field wall and tried to stretch the hit into a double -- only to be thrown out by Ramirez. Down by two runs, it was an unnecessarily risky play (even if replays showed Lofton to be safe) made only more so when Franklin Gutierrez and Casey Blake followed with base hits and Grady Sizemore hit a sacrifice fly off a weakening Daisuke Matsuzaka. Lofton could have tied the game.Travis Hafner batted just .148 with two RBIs in the seven ALCS games against the Red Sox. In the seventh, with Cleveland still down 3-2, the toughness of Westbrook -- he struck out four of the final six batters he faced -- and the Indians appeared to wear the Red Sox down, reversing the pressure. With one out, Lugo dropped a pop fly that put Lofton on second. When Gutierrez ripped a single past Lowell to left, the score should have been tied, but Lofton was held -- fatally -- by third base coach Joel Skinner, who first waved him home, then held him up with a two-handed signal, then bizarrely waved him home with his left hand while holding him at third with his right hand. The confusion was multiplied when Blake bounced into an inning-ending double play two pitches later.These are the kind of plays that generations of Red Sox fans and players have lamented for decades, sequences that stole pennants, broke hearts and made scores of people wonder why they were never the ones allowed to sip the champagne. Now, in the biggest games, the Red Sox watch and benefit as teams inexplicably crumble under their weight. The season ended for the Indians shortly thereafter, as the Red Sox broke free for two in the seventh -- Blake's error was followed by Pedroia's two-run homer that made it 5-2 -- and another six in the eighth. Minutes after the Game 6 defeat, at 11:36 p.m. ET on Saturday, a man named Craig sent an e-mail in which each letter seeped with special pain: Oh man. Pathetic. I bought into the hope again.The Cavs ... Jordan ... The Browns ... The Drive. The Fumble ... The Indians in '97 against the Marlins in extra innings ... This year's sweep of the Cavs by the Spurs ... Ohio State getting blown out against Florida.I'm about ready to call it quits on sports, dude.I can't be doing this all the time.At least the other losing baseball teams have another sport to fall back on. We got nothing. Boston had the Celtics, the Pats, the Bruins. Cleveland's combined losing records over the years for all sports without a champion ... 60 years for the Tribe. ... 50 years for the Browns. ... 40 years for the Cavs ... wow ... We are pathetic. I don't get why we still sell out games. We got nothing. The rest of the story Berg about: sports yeah - that's right - i'm going to say it:good series - i definately agree, it had nothing to do with the botched call of Kenny Lofton being thrown out at second, and the awful strike zone being called in games 1 and 2 for CC and Fausto. i also don't think that any of the umpires were paid off when it got to game 7 to make sure that it was a Boston/Colorado series for tv rating purposes...i'm biter. my team blew it. but the officiating DIDN'T help 1 bit. there i said. and i'm done. I'm going to go selfhate for a few more days. i'll resurface soon. until then, i'll revel in pittsburgh being just as miserable as me after i got at least one smile on my face as elam's FG sailed through the uprights! Berg about: football and for the record 5 guys playing basketball = a chance for upsets...22 guys playing football = very little chance of that. (unless of course it's 2007 - then you see it happen a few times during the year!) Berg about: football are you saying Michigan was better than Ohio State last year???!!! They got rolled in their bowl game too. Ohio State just didn't show up for the game. They were beaten, but I think they were a better team than played that day. Ohio State routed Michigan in a different fashion.And I think OSU should play all their teams in the division, but I also see why they play KSU and Akron, and YSU...Ohio schools are bleeding money faster than they old Republican gaurd could raise taxes and not use the old funding sources AND the lottery system...so the ohio schools play each other so they can keep that money in state. Berg about: football Brad - exactly why I'm talking...who knows how long we'll hold onto that #1...although I think this team is better than last year's team Berg about: home record i do have incredible "looking up everything I know on the internet" skills - but I DID also know we had a better home record Berg about: Mark my words... Thewsy - I was definately drunk at 6:00 am when I got up to pee...how did you guys get home? Berg about: football bub - you realize this conversation happens every year at this time, and in the end, the BCS has proven itself...but keep hating the Buckeyes, or as I like to call them, the #1 team in America right now.Wes, how do you feel about posibily losing a home game to Toronto? Berg about: football haha that's funny Derek! How are the Bengals doing this year? Would you rather the Browns record or the Bengals record? Berg about: home record Mr. Voit - is that UB math you're using? My Kent State math tells me that the Indians 52-29 home record is better than the Red Sox 51-30 home record. Are you scared, we already took 1 out of 2 in beantown...with the museum crowd on Saturday and Sunday I'm sure we can take 1 of them. Is Schilling going to put some more ketchup on his ankle?Bub - is that a go BUCKEYES - the #1 college team? Berg about: classless indians I hope they secretly knew ahead of time...but really, it doesn't matter, there's always next year according to your left fielder! haha. i love Rome's take - it's a language barrier...whateva! i still love/hate manram Berg about: archiflash cards i thought as long as we start before next july we have a year from next july to finish up...i'm sure amy can give us the offical ruling from her BFF amy kobe :) Berg about: FREE!!!! ugh!!! what do they do now? leave it open, with that stench until they get one of those nasty turd sucker machines to suck it all out? And I often wonder, where does that stuff go once they've got a full truck? Lake Erie?? Berg about: Dear vs. Cops Vermilion police were called to a store at 4761 Liberty Ave. at 1:35 a.m. Sunday, when a deer crashed through a window.Patrolman Carl Johnson's report reads:Upon arrival, I found the front window of the Verizon store shattered. The suspect deer was still inside the business. The deer had barricaded itself in the employee restroom in the rear of the business.After heavy negotiations, it became apparent that the deer had no intentions of coming out peacefully. Patrolman [Aaron] Bolton and I then approached the suspect deer. Ptlm. Bolton then deployed his Taser on the suspect, causing temporary incapacitation. I was then able to pull the deer out of the business to de-escalate the situation.During this process, the deer was able to escape by running east into the woods behind South Shore Plaza. The deer was observed to be brown with a white tail. No further description could be observed by myself or Ptlm. Bolton... At the time of this report, the suspect deer has still not been located. Berg about: favorites 1. - Charles Nagy 1. - Mike Hargrove (it's a tie with a player/coach) 2. - Jim Thome (I still hate him too) 3. - Manny Rameriez (I still hate him too)4. - Sandy Alomar Jr.5. - Omar Vizquel Dennis Martinez (tie)Honorable Mention: Kenny Lofton (1st time around), Paul Shuey, Paul Sorrento, Bartolo Colon, Julio Franco Berg about: favorites oh, while i was looking up how to spell Paul Sorrento's name to answer this question, I ran across Greg Swindell ... not sure if you guys remember him, but he was on the 1984 Olypics, Tribe drafted him high, and he was a pretty decent pitcher...and ways did any of you know he was on the 2001 Arizona Diamondback's World Series Team! I don't remember that detail at all. That's a LONG career. Berg about: Diaz the link to the right of the Colbert article A'ron posted has a funny "Is Cameron Diaz Debate" If you make it long enough, you'll get to hear - "Her biological clock just hit zero, and her uterus just exploded." I'd so date her. Berg about: $332,665,259 That's the payrolls of the Boston Redsox and New York Yankees combined (not including the $55,111,111.11 bidding rights which would make that number $387,776,370.11) ...The Cleveland Indian's payroll - $61,673,267!!!Which brings up another point - like Bub was saying earlier, the Pirates, Nations, Marlins and Devil Rays are obviously NOT spending what they are making from shared revenue - so should baseball install a MINIMUM salary cap? If the lower tier teams were forced to sign some big contracts, would this help baseball? Berg about: footballs Latest Power Rankings: Sucky Bills - 28th Cincy Bungles - 27th (slightly better than the Sucky Bills) Cleveland Browns - 19 Shitsburgh Steelers - 3 (highly over-rated fucking retard pieces of stealy mcbeamy gaywads) I really do hate the Steelers with a passion. The last 5/6 years, it was like, the Browns suck, eh whatever, f pittsburgh...now that we're 3-3 it's like FUCKING THOSE PIECES OF CRAP I HOPE THEY ALL HAVE CAREER ENDING INJURIES. Ugh, I hope the Browns are back, and I can feel this way all the time! I can't handle not hating the Steelers passionately! P.S. Bernie Kosar is bringing an Arena football team back to Cleveland!!! Berg about: Fall Ball Update... I don't like this weather right now in c-town. muggy and thick air, not boding well for batters facing a knuckler... Berg about: Dolphins suck seriously!!! that fucking sucks! i needed lemons to have a few more good weeks! Berg about: my coke rewards you know those silly coke rewards points...i'm collecting them if you aren't. I'm trying to see how many points I can get. Just send me the codes via email, post them here, or just save them all up for me, and give them to me next time you see me. Thanks! i'm at 112 points right now. Berg about: Fall Ball Update... So somebody asked Paul Byrd about facing the Knuckleballer Tim Wakefield tonight, and he said, "This may be the slowest-throwing righthanded matchup of all time in the postseason. It'll be fun to lock horns with Tim." The whole article is here, it's good Berg about: berg, have seen this? Country Breakfast Burrito _ two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat. Berg about: Berg... you said Thursday would work better for you, so I figured we'd shoot for that. Sorry I didn't call back, I was watching a baseball game last night. Berg about: Fall Ball Update... "oh, the fat man told a joke. that's clever. that's very funny." (in my Stewie voice)Anyways, this is really funny:regarding Jake Westbrook"On days he's not pitching, he's like the class clown,'' said Indians first baseman Ryan Garko. "He'll be in here throwing a football and running around the training room.''Said Lewis: "We've had some nerf wars, with guys coming around the corner and trying to be Derek Anderson and Braylon Edwards. Jake is a veteran guy, so he understands when to be serious and when to cut up a little bit."DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT? I love the Browns, but that's funny, playing Derek Anderson and Braylon Edwards! hahahaha. Berg about: Fall Ball Update... $55,111,111.11 - Bidding rights $60,000,000.00 - 6 year contract 15-12 record with 201 K's as a "rookie" in the MLB Giving up a 2 run shot to a 39 year old "mayor of cleveland" and losing game 3 of the ALCS - PRICELESS GO TRIBE!!! bring on the knuckleball! Berg about: 20 years ago... we were watching the story of baby jessica, the girl that fell in the well. weird. i feel old. she did her first interview today, i got $1 on the over / under (9 months) for when she's in her first porn mag. She's 21 right now... Berg about: So.... no, it goes on and on into the cold seasons... Ryan Garko can fill you in Berg about: radiohead just curious, those that downloaded it, what did you give them? I gave them 2 pounds, which with the credit card charge (.45 p) winds up being $5 and I'll tell you what, i'd buy a lot more albums if I only had to pay $5 and not drive anywhwere to get it. i love downloads. Berg about: where you can find me on sunday that should say i was much more calm Berg about: where you can find me on sunday Thews - you're right, as cool as it was, it wasn't as much fun as I'd hoped. Randy wasn't there (I think they have another family suite upstairs) and I wasn't much more calm than I'd like to have been. The food was awesome though, and the unlimited grey goose orange on the rocks was fantasic...oh and the shrimp was giant sized and delicious! Mrs. Lerner was so nice, and secretly told me so many bj jokes I can't even repeat them all here!!! Berg about: my angst "It may sound a little weird, but it isn't," Levy said. "Love and sex with robots are inevitable."it's already here - I love my computer and wes loves his XBOX...and we know you ladies have your little electronic fun devices! But really that article is funny. I guess when I'm 80, I'll pop a super viagra and have sex with that Baywatch-ear Erica Elanika robot I had created, or that Mrs. Clark robot, my 10th grade chemistry teacher. she was hot! Berg about: where you can find me on sunday So, I'm sitting with Randy and Norma Lerner this Sunday!!! Yeah, that's right, I'm sitting with the OWNERS of the BROWNS in their lodge!!! So pumped. The perks this job has are incredible!!! The big problem is what do i wear! I want to go with the dockers, orange oxford shirt, Joe Thomas or Braylon Edwards jersey, and a sports coat...it'll be weird dressing up for a game! but i'm not leaving the jersey at home. Berg about: why the indians will win it's all about the Jungle Karma!!! Berg about: Halloween Bub - you should recycle that skin tight space ghost costume...i laugh just thinking about that one! Berg about: Hey Voit, i'm already hoping that Ortiz or Manny don't face Blow'Owski in the bottom or top of the 9th. Infact, I really wouldn't be suprised to see Eric Wedge anger the baseball gods and keep Bentecourt in there to face one of those guy instead of Borowski if it comes to it. (although, who am i kidding, Wedge won't do anything different than he did all season, which means, if it does happen, i'll be out on east 9th waiting for that ball to land) Berg about: sports good pictures...regarding number one...agree with voit, but how about the guy in the front of the picture with 2 daughters...(after protecting them) he somehow turns around before the bat gets even 2 rows past him to see the impact! he's fast. Berg about: Hey Voit, if you want to clear our past debts i'll let you call off the $5 we have riding on the series...i know, i'm very gracious like that. GO TRIBE!!! Berg about: xbox well after thinking about it...xbox is microsoft, and i've realized there's no way they're making new games in that format - so yeah, i guess xbox360 is the only xbox format being made. greedy fuckers! Berg about: xbox okay, i was too embarassed to ask the kids at best buy...so do they not make any games for xbox anymore? like is it too old a system and they just want you to buy the xbox 360? Berg about: powerthirst i like that - but I saw the link to the PS3 vs. Wii and it made me laugh more Berg about: i dont get the T sweet! Berg about: ann coulter if she didn't talk, only moaned...would you bang her?If you didn't know who she was, just saw her on the streets, would you bang her?I think i'd say yes to both...i might even let her talk, although she'd have to tell me i didn't need perfecting since i did everything so damn good! just a random thought...girls, don't be shy, you can say you'd do her too if you want! Berg about: i dont get the T dammit...i just got our new modem up and running and i missed all the fun tranny talk!!! glad you were all entertained though, and dougums - find out how this all goes down! Berg about: I dont get the T EXACTLY!!! Does Alex still have the Va-J-J? One could say Alex is a Homosexual Male trapped in a woman's body...or you could say Alex is a straight women, dressed like a guy. I'm actually a lesbian trapped in a straight man's body and love eating box from a guy's point of view so i don't do anything about it. Berg about: I don't get the T LGBT - I just don't get the Transgender thing...but anyways, David just told me a story, he went to school with a guy that at 40 or so, with wife, kid and successful architecture firm, told his wife he was a LESBIAN WOMAN trapped in a MALE body! Like, wouldn't that mean your just metro-sexual? Guess not, the guy now dresses as a girl, has had the hormone therapy and what not...and gets to shag hot women that like Lesbians with dicks... Berg about: sports my favorite line last night "and this relatively unknown Indians squad is about to do in the Yankees"RELATIVELY UNKNOWN SQUAD!!! Am I just a homer? Unknown? Hafner, Sizemore and V-Mart have been All-Stars and at the top of their position for 2/3 years now! CC and Fausto have been on fire this year! That line still has me fired up!I love Chip Caray's voice, and Bob Brennley...I just can't stand listening to the "and the Yankees start the game with all the momentum...they did?! seriously?! Their down 2-1, Tribe put up some numbers in Game 3 and the Yankees have ALL the momentum in the series?You know what else I hate - Joe Torre was interviewed BEFORE Eric Wedge (yeah, maybe he was celebrating, but I didn't even see an Wedge interview) Berg about: NYC Girls are kinky Big Apple babes have among the naughtiest tastes of women in the country, according to a new survey... read more here Berg about: sports $5 Voit! Cold hard cash! I'm sure Robyn will love that Game 6 is the night we're staying at the Bed and Breakfast in Niagra on the Lake...although, big kudos to my girlfriend for sending more texts about how awful and fat tony gwynn is than all you fools combined. (I think I texted some 40 messages last night!) Berg about: sports ugh, it's like being kicked in the balls! Twice in 1 year, twice in the first 5 weeks!!! tough loss. effing cowboys is right.woulda shoulda coulda Cleveland Fan says you should be 3-2, even with your abismal offense and their 63 points this year. Berg about: Sing with me Derek and Cathryn! That was actually going to be a post from Osamba Bin Chicken...oh well. Berg about: Tech problem you could also set up a create a network, set up your i-tune folder to share and transfer it that way too.but are you talking about authorizing another computer to play copywrited I-Tunes stuff? I think you should look in the help section and it'll tell you how to de-authorize your current pc, and authorize the new one.Windows Media Player was awesome...it organized my entire Music Folder for me...only problem is if you've made a mix CD...I've learned to keep those in a different folder so they don't get organized back into the group. Berg about: baseballs I would like to point out that that 34 should have been 27 - K2 had to fumble the ball and let NE score so that NE would cover the Vegas spread. (also cuz he's playing hurt and didn't lay out for a catch near the goal line.)The Brownies lost but I saw a few good things in that game, and we have Miami coming up, followed by a bye, then St. Louis...4-3 would be brining a little Jewish boy a gift in October! Berg about: sports n stuff n music and LBJ left in the 6th inning because the fan were heckling him so much!!!Abby why do you hate him? He's a pretty fucking great athlete, and a class act thus far in his young career. And he was funny on the ESPY's and SNL. Berg about: sports n stuff n music and i didn't know that's how soccer did things...that's cool...only problem is, how do you develop a farm team? I mean, the Tribe would loose their team every year cuz their farm system is SO F'in good...and then the real team would suck. Plus they'd have no major league call ups. It just doesn't jive...and minor league ball parks are too small...and an east coast team might wind up in a west coast division? that'd suck...i like your thinking though, i expect a full disertation at some point as to how this system can work. (If the NHL did it, there might actually be a USE for that new arena in Kansas City, huh? haha, stupid city building to STEAL a team from it's city! I hope the building is never used!) it was KC right? Berg about: sports n stuff n music i'm going to say i think lebron wearing that hat makes him a douche...especially since he's good friends with CC and other guys on the team. And i'll stay mad until opening night of the CAVS, or if i run into him...but I'm going to say, if i were fatherless, living in the ghetto, poor and had no hope, i'd probably have rooted for those teams too, because it'd bring me happiness, something i probably didn't see very often. that's just my take...and maybe i'm taking huge liberties and generalizing poor black children in akron, and maybe he did have other points of happyness in his life, i'm just saying that could be part of it...so until you walk a mile in any other person's shoes, who cares.unless of course your me, then you get to judge all you want! Berg about: sports n stuff n music how about MLB pensions!!! They had Lenny Barker, and old school Tribe player, who I think said got his 10 years in the league...which qualified him for $4,000 per month!!! Lifetime!!! Now, they don't have insurance, it's really expensive (He said $10K per month for the MLB coverage, but I imagine they have some cheaper options) But he said, now if you make it to 10 years, you get something like 80% of you 3 highest years...but they do have a cap, so if AROD gets 30 mil, instead of looking at 2 MILLION a month, he'll cap out at like $14,500 a month. ($175,000 yearly)Bub - Hate sports even more??!! Berg about: sugar buzz i had a super sugary cookie 40 minutes ago...i'm so asleep right now. i had coming off a sugar rush. Berg about: Idiotic lawsuits we could just shoot the blind people, then not have to worry about training all those dogs and having those clicking walk signs.any chance this is for people that are "legally blind"? Berg about: sports n stuff n music do you think Bartman will be at any of the CUBS home games? Berg about: What Page 2 Wants to Happen (in the ALDS) A-Rod hits .625 with two game-winning homers in the series and Jeter goes 1-for-21, ending the A-Rod choker label and Jeter's sheen of infallibility. It would take the New York papers exactly two days to ditch those story lines and start accusing Eli Manning of stealing money from orphans. Berg about: sports n stuff or maybe we don't even get to face WakefieldKnuckleballer Tim Wakefield has been left off Boston's playoff roster for its first-round series against the Los Angeles Angels because of his ailing back. Manager Terry Francona said Tuesday that the goal was to get Wakefield healthy enough for later in the playoffs, should the Red Sox advance. Wakefield (17-12) threw Tuesday, but did not feel good. Berg about: sports n stuff inning not game Berg about: sports n stuff just checking in - i'm disgusted by the lack of people that watched the 13 game SD/COL game! Holy Crap! It was awesome, and included 2 botched calls with horrible replay views. TBS sucked on that. But the game was incredible, coming down to a throw at home plate! where holliday should have barreled over the catcher, not slide face first, almost busting his neck when the brim of his helmet caught the dirt! moron.I loved watching the NFL this weekend!!! Browns over Ravens! Are you kidding me! Arizona over Pittsburgh! Are you kidding me! NE over the phoney baloney bungles...well I'm not shocked there!I was talking about Quinn in the 3rd qt. I was wondering when they were going to bring him to mop up the game! GO BROWNS!!!Oh yeah, and GO TRIBE! Tribe in 5, Sox in 6...then Tribe in 4! Bo Sox staff is old and Wakefield is not a good cold weather pitcher. That knuckle ball is "going, going, gone into the left field porch as Grady Sizemore puts the Tribe in a commanding lead here in game 4!" cue roaring crowd at Jacob's Field.... Berg about: my song, fool DOUGUMS! I JUST PUKE IN MY MOUTH. keep those comments to yourself! Berg about: paris hilton my favorite celeb has been banned from Oktoberfest! why, because she "cheapened" last year's event when she came in a Bavarian Costume. I think she looks hot! Berg about: sex tape cool, i just like sex tapes!!! and big cans! and that hot friggin fake accent! Berg about: Vick what if it didn't happen in space, but in the stratosphere, right before entering space... Berg about: the browns so sounds like the injury bug has left cleveland and migrated south and north. i don't feel sorry for you guys. sorry. spent too many years watching our #1 picks, and stud FA signees go down to injuries. Berg about: the browns "We let the win from last week linger on," said receiver Braylon Edwards, referring to the 51-45 slugfest over Cincinnati. "We underestimated [the Raiders]. They stunned us the first half."Hey Braylon - The Browns shouldn't underestimate ANYONE!!! WTF. Are you serious! Are you kidding me! The Browns feel they can underestimate an opponent as if they had a sure win?! Berg about: with the first overall pick of the 2008 NFL entry draft... wes, you'll win 1 game, it'll be against the cleveland ass-clowns! the nfl is fucking bs. the whole call a timeout after the kick but it was before...if the whistle didn't blow before the snap, too bad. it's gay. and yeah, they should have made the 2nd one too, but fuck that. is the line judge listening to the coach on every play like that. i want romeo to stand next to the ref next week EVERY play, and pretend he's going to call a TO right before the snap.Fucking Browns.P.S. The Indians clinched yesterady!!! Berg about: Friday Fun Fact Fantastique wiki said the diplomat was killed in a skirmish, not that he was assasinated...but i don't trust EVERYTHING i read on there, just the stuff you guys tell me isn't true. Berg about: rants by the way - free viagra on the Rants page! Berg about: Friday Fun Fact Fantastique it was Washington - is your life less suspensefull now? :) Berg about: baseballs 4 - 2 Tribe!!! bottom of 5... Berg about: google so i was looking at my google home page, and am a big google toolbar user, and am usually logged into my gmail account - and i find that they've been tracking my web history for the last 2 years - ever since I got a gmail account. And all computers...basically anywhere i'm logged in. In a way it was useful, for instance, i can look for a webpage I couldn't find, them I remembered all those scat searches i did when i wanted to know what it meant, and realized if one was to read my history, i'd be 1 fucking freak in most minds, not just the curious 29 year old that listens to Howard Stern and searches every term he hears.I turned off this service, but i'm sure my last 2 years of searches are hidden away in Google servers, only to be used against me in court if I do something stupid. I feel voilated.Anyone else not realize google toolbar did this? Berg about: p.s. free cingular cell phones over on the rant page! Berg about: 10 second movie review why weren't you watching sexy tom brady?! Last night he tried to use his smile on John Madden to make him forget about SPYGATE but he wouldn't hear it - nope - John told us everything Bellick was doing and that indeed it was legal. ("you see there, now, those are the still photos taken from up in the booth - that's legal. that is the type of thing every coach has been doing for ages.) then 2 seconds later, "you see, what he's doing now is looking at the defense as the line up and jotting down where they are lined up - that's legal. every coach has people that do that. nothing illegal there. it's when you have a video camera not in the designated area that you have problems." yada yada yada ALL GAME LONG! Berg about: K-S-U Awesome - 2-1 on the season, open up against Akron on Saturday! 2-1 start for the Golden Flashes Berg about: footballs game management was awful!!! Lewis could have thrown the red flag and challenged that spot wes, instead he just called a timeout to stop the clock. dumb move. Even worse the Browns ran a play at the end of the 3rd quarter with 2 seconds left on the clock and 10 on the play clock!!! why! they were up, had a lead and were running time off the clock, why run an extra play and not run 90 seconds off in the 4th qt. dumb move. then we called 1 or 2 timeouts during our last drive while trying to run the clock out!!! i'm not joking! we called a timeout for no apparent reason. just dumb. romeo still can't figure this out, we've been bitching about it for 3 year!anywho without Charlie Frye there to take 5 sacks and throw interceptions...our O-line was stellar! Don't forget in the shootout - Jamal Lewis rushed for 203 yards. (which i'm ashamed to say, i'm not rooting for the ex-Raven) - I gotta say, if the Derek Anderson we saw Sunday is the one that sticks around for a few more weeks until Brady is ready, I'll be very very happy! Oakland this week - tough D, but beatable. 2-1 Browns??? That'd be like Christmas on Yom Kippur! Berg about: footballs Brad - the Browns stole your offense you were looking for - but Hester is sick!!! 21 NFL games - he has 8 returns for a TD, and at least 1 that I know of that was called back. Just sick...meanwhile Josh Cribbs is pretty awesome returning kicks. He's had 3 returns for TD called back, and had 2 this weekend, (only 1 counted) that he took well past the Cincy 30. K-S-U AWESOME!!! Berg about: fuckin pats... by the way...hehehe, i'm just messing with you Berg about: fuckin pats... see Wes, I don't believe these stories at all! Seriously, the Pats wouldn't have bothered to cheat against the Packers, Lions or Bills. (a combined 18-30 record) Sex Brady can handle those teams without even breaking a sweat. Berg about: kent state robyn and are will be down there - not sure of any plans yet, but we have some birthday party for a friends of hers one of the nights. Berg about: not to pile on the Browns but... everything you wrote is true except for the O-line being in a state of flux - Frye held the ball to long on 4 of the 5 sacks...he got his 3 and 5 step drops no problem, then he waited a 2 or 3 more seconds and was sacked...I still think the line will hold up. Berg about: footballs word in cleveland's sports talk is that quinn might start on sunday against the bengals...and frye might get cut outright, and resign ken dorsey.I hope they do, I think Quinn is ready to start behind the line we have...but I don't think he'll be a stud for a few years, but who knows, anything is better then the crap i watched yesterday Berg about: New Year's Eve so is there a game for sure? i might have an offer on the table for a new year's eve down in naples, but wanted to throw the party (for maybe the last time in the 'hood) if there wasn't a game. no rush, but let me know if you guys all do get tickets. Berg about: heh...heh....heh...heh so britney's hot, i'm a moron because i missed the point that she has no dance moves and lipsynchs poorly?there's a rumor that she heard sarah silverman had jokes about her and her kids in the opening monologue and she performed like that to ruin the opening of the show because they agreed not to make fun of her if she did that opening act...who knows, i like that kid rock and tommy lee got into a fight over pam again...she's so hot too! Berg about: Gayness 33% Berg about: heh...heh....heh...heh well, who knows, people might hate this comment or say i'm a moron, but I say Britney looks hot! I like her at a normal weight instead of super skinny model weight. Berg about: footballs Dallas is going to be pissed, because now you're going to give the Browns a run for that #1 draft pick - that's scary, next year Dallas, who will more than likely be a deep playoff team could very well get a top 5 pick Berg about: smoking ban now if there's anyone out there still bitching about the gov't shouldn't tell you what to do, yada yada yada... read this Berg about: heh...heh....heh...heh I watched most of this episode...and agree - fucking hilarious! however, i'm upset I didn't get to see Britney at the VMAs! i hear it was awful. I can't find it on the internet though, so if someone finds it, please send me a link. Berg about: footballs that was awful. I hope Everett's able to recover. i didn't realize you lost 3 other starts too...that's tough. Maybe the Browns and Bills can combine.And I don't think I figured anything out...because I still don't think the Steelers looked all that great, we just don't have a QB that knows how to not get sacked, fumble or throw the ball away. Berg about: footballs Dear Pittsburgh Steelers Fans,I appologize for my teams inability to show up and play this Sunday. What used to be fun rivalry has turned into a worthless game each season where you get to chalk up a win.As a Browns fan I would like to tell you that while our players may not feel the need to get excited for the opening game, let alone a HOME game versus the Steelers, we as fans do and still hate you and would like to piss on you - unfortunately, it's just not fun to do that when our team plays the way they do. (This is not to say we still don't do this to your cars in the parking lot)I hope at some time in my lifetime the Browns are able to at least make the game interesting, but until then we'll just have to remember the fun times when the game meant something to the players and the fans. Berg about: 30th bday gift idea for me cut and paste Berg about: 30th bday gift idea for me On 5th November Sigur Ros will release Heima, a live DVD of last summer’s Iceland tour, as well as Hvarf-Heim, a double compilation album containing studio versions of previously unreleased songs ("Salka", "Hljómalind" (formerly known as "Rocklagið"), "Í gær" and "Von"), on Hvarf, and acoustic studio versions of the songs: "Samskeyti", "Starálfur", "Vaka", "Ágætis Byrjun", "Heysátan"and "Von", on Heim. Berg about: CAD does anyone have golf cart drawn up in CAD? I'm thinking the Deion Sanders Mercedes golf cart...but would settle for just a regular one... Berg about: Cavemen as if hijinx won't be the butt of 50% of those jokes as it is? Berg about: Cavemen Brad - are you serious?? or did you forget to add the | meaning you're just joking about being excited for what looks like the stupidest prehistoric show since Dinasours. Berg about: OSU this is funny...I wonder if Iowa is buying tons of KSU gear for the big instate rival in a few weeks... The enemy of my enemy is my friend Berg about: footballs One of our starting CBs was arrested last night...at the airport fighting with security and for parking violations...seriously, hey rich mother fuckers - send a chauffer to get your lady, or just circle around a few times until she arrives, WTF are you doing the week of the Steelers game waiting at an airport! mother fucker better play this weekend. Call us the Brown Stripes with all these thugs. Maybe this year we can all make fun of the ass clowns dressed in orange who are thugs and drug dealers. now we better sign that guy i wanted to sign earlier but can't even remember his name. Berg about: baseballs we ran out Perez to beat up the Twinkies again! 8 games up on the Tigers now!!! Berg about: baseballs i'm calling it now...Red Sox vs. Trbie will essentially be the World Series this year - after the Tribe wins in 6, They'll win the World Series in 5. CC and Fausto will share the MVP, eaching have 2 wins in both the ALCS, and World Series... Berg about: footballs look out Buffalo - you might be in for a hurting this week:Broncos RB Travis Henry will lead off his time in Denver where his NFL career began: at Buffalo. Not only is the Bills' run defense a question mark after losing veterans London Fletcher and Takeo Spikes, but Henry has proven that he gets up for facing his former team. Last year, with the Titans, Henry put up 135 rush yards on 25 carries at Buffalo. Berg about: McCain fights with high school kids "you're drafted" - as if this were a funny come back douche bag! McCain faces hard-hitting high schoolers Berg about: civil war i was just reading on wiki about the civil war (because I thought there were a few other issues other than slavery that it was faught over, and maybe that's why it MIGHT be okay for someone to fly the bars and stars) and read that one of the main reasons for Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation was because it gaurenteed the European Countries would not join the South because their people would not support their country fighting for a side that wanted slavery. Thought that was interesting.Now if I could just find the US...I found the India Ocean, which means I must be close to Indiana, and I know that's in the US! So I might find it by lunch time! Berg about: bye bye soccer so much for Beckham being the soccer savior this year...LOS ANGELES - David Beckham could miss the rest of the Los Angeles Galaxy’s season after being diagnosed with a sprained right knee Thursday. The English midfielder underwent an MRI exam that confirmed he sprained the medial collateral ligament in his knee, the team said in a statement. Berg about: dumb well i'm going with the new years / xmas thing - none of the people i know are the same age, i have 76,77,78, my great aunt, which is sometime in 20's, and i don't know the other one's age.us Jews are bored on christmas and new year, it's YOUR blasphemous holidays, not ours! our new year's is a few weeks away. Berg about: dumb i'm sure his kids can go to camp and be cured from their gayness disease. i watch a preacher a few weeks ago that did a good job healing one of his patients...then it turns out, he was having sex with another boy therewell maybe that's made up, but you beieved it!! Berg about: Happy Birthday happy abby day...and the 4 other people I know born today! Berg about: dumb from a caller on Rome today..."so Jim, my biggest fear now that they outlawed tag @ recess is that in 10 years, when I ask my kids how was your recess, they say 'great, we kicked the soccer ball around'" Berg about: footballs 9 kids - with 9 women!!! and he's married! DUDE - haven't you ever heard of a fucking condom!!!Denver Broncos RB Travis Henry's child support judgments might expose him to catcalls across the league this season, but they don't put him in line for disciplinary action by the NFL. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported over the weekend that court documents in a Georgia child support case show Henry, 28, has fathered nine children by nine women in four southern states and has been ordered to pay child support for seven of them. He also had to borrow money from his former team, the Tennessee Titans, to fulfill one of those judgments, according to court records. The revelations came in a case in which a judge in DeKalb County, Ga., last week ordered Henry to provide $3,000 a month and fund a $250,000 trust by the spring for a boy he fathered out of wedlock three years ago with Jameshia Beacham, now 29. Berg about: NCARB okay, so i've made Amy submit! If anyone else has any official correspondence from NCARB regarding this, please forward it to me. She's going to write the letter on my behalf. Berg about: NCARB wait until i submit 235 units of community service! Berg about: NCARB can I write this back to her:Dear Ms. Kobe - Are you under the assumption that we haven't asked NCARB this already?My suggestion is that as Executive Director of the Ohio Board of Examiners of Architects YOU write NCARB a letter. If you'd like, I can draft it for you, and you can sign it and send it to them. EricI took out the last sentence which read "However, this would be similar to the practice of 'plan-stamping' which as Executive Director i am sure you are well aware is immoral and illegal according to AIA and NCARB" Berg about: NCARB so, Bob Rhodes is now having the issue Colon had...and I talked with the Exec. Dir. of Cleveland's AIA, who refered me to Amy Kobe, at Ohio AIA...who after telling me there were no "shortcuts" and suggested that I write a letter to NCARB asking them to reconsider.Yup...that AIA sure is a worthwhile organization. Bob Rhodes was told by NCARB that he should ask KSU to re-issue his transcripts with his Master's Degree 1 day after his bachelor's degree and the whole issue would disappear!!! And yet my state AIA can't call NCARB to tell them how ridiculous this whole affair is! Berg about: turd twister no! but I do have a 30th birthday coming up!!!!!!!! Berg about: t-shirt hell HANDS DOWN WINNER!!!#4 - Don't think of it as a toy recall. Think of it as God recalling your stupid kid." Berg about: BA Berg's Army has finally been unleashed!!! Wait until you see what I've taught these little monkeys! Berg about: lost and found a would someone please help our bullpen. can we have gagne?! borowski can't give you any confidence! comes in the 10th with a 3 run lead and gives up 1 run after retiring the first 2! i wouldn't doubt it if he leads the league in Saves and ERA Berg about: lost and found the indians seem to have lost their offense. has anyone seen it? fucking i gotta get the stats on our starters the last 20 games. we have to have an ERA around 2.2 and less than 10 wins i bet. Berg about: big brother p.s. i don't care about bra straps and thongs...just the baggy pants Berg about: big brother thank God! I'm not going crazy! These are the poll results:Yes 2305 56% No 1126 28% Who cares? 656 16% Berg about: big brother seriously?! you do not find that picture accompanying the article offensive?! Berg about: big brother and before people get their panties all bunched up, my point is, if in Cleveland Hts., Jewish people are the #1 offenders of jaywalking on saturdays (because the curlies walk every where) and the city passes a law that increases fines on jaywalkers as well as try to crack down on jay walkers because it's a nussiance - is the ACLU going claim that it's unfairly targeting a minority group that happens to be the ones creating the problem? Berg about: big brother i love it! when i was in atlanta, i saw, they have laws already in public places. I got to watch a female cop ask a young kid (who wouldn't listen to her as she started talking to him as he went down the escalator) to pull up his pants. She chased him down and made him pull up his pants. I loved it and enjoyed not seeing the guys with pants 1/2 way down their legs.With that said, I'm taking a BIG double standard and saying women should be encouraged to show a little "whale tail"Finally, this quote is my favorite. I'm a big supporter of the ADL and other groups that fight for equal and fair treatment of all people, but this quote "American Civil Liberties Union Georgia president Debbie Seagraves said the proposal is too vague and would unfairly target African-Americans." cracks me up! Like, hmmm, why does the ACLU feel this way? Is it because the young male African-Americans are the largest group that overtly "sags" their pants? I would argue that white women are the largest group that I see showing whale tails, although i think hispanic women are a close 2nd. So does that mean the ACLU feels it'll unfairly target white women too? Berg about: baseballs even worse - the Ravens haven't given up more than 30 points in 1 game since last October! Berg about: baseballs 8-12, 14 RBI, 9 Runs for 8 and 9 hitters! I mean serious! 1/2 of the Runs were produced by their 8 and 9 hitters. Wow! Paul Shuey gave up 9 runs! yet struck out 5 in 2 innings! That's impressive. Think they were all just swinging for the fences in the last 2 innings? They O's did manage to strike out 11 Rangers in the game. Berg about: In an effore to be fair we didn't cancel the bet, we just made it all a "virtual" betting world whenever we bet Browns/Steelers, so we can make bets where you give me 12, or I give you 2.5 (3) weeks prior to the game or even a starter being named at QB! haha. Berg about: In an effore to be fair i can't wait to go up $40 on you! ($20 from last year's 12 points you gave me) Berg about: In an effore to be fair i've been gone for a while - but i have 1 comment BQ is my QB!!!haha.Sept 9 - doesn't matter who our QB is - wimbly is going to break willie in half and knock our big ben for the season, and the drug dealing gun peddling Jamal Lewis will run for 380 yards breaking the record he set against the Browns so I don't have to live in disgrace.Bub - we got another $20 spot on the game? I'll give you 2.5 points this year! Berg about: mr. #1 holdout this is an interesting point of view on Jamarcus Russel's hold out! If only I could hope this could be the reason behind the Raider's hardline stance..."...Did you ever stop to think Al Davis has a plan and this contract negotiation with Jamarcus Russell and his agents is proceeding the way he wants? Consider for a moment Al Davis. I don't need to post his credentials. If you don't know them, you don't know football. If you want to know them, go to Raiders.com. What's clear is that he's one of the most influential people in the NFL. A lot of detractors have commented on his age of late, but as we all saw in his recent interview discussing Bill Walsh, his body might be failing, but his mind is as sharp as ever. Al has never been a cheap owner. He pays players what they're worth and expects them to live up to the price tag. That's all. He's not trying to stiff anyone, but he's making sure he won't get stiff as well.Everyone in the league is discussing the exorbitant cost of rookie bonuses and incentives and everyone in the league agrees it's coming to a head. Something has to be done. You can't pay players this kind of money when they haven't proven they can play in the NFL. Al Davis knows this as well as anyone. Peter King recently reported that the NFL, owners and Players association are going to get together next year to discuss ideas like a rookie salary cap. Isn't the timing ironic considering it's Al who's wrestling with the costs of that #1 pick? Peter King said off the record that he and others around the league are secretly supportive of Mr. Davis and his actions re: Mr. Russell. After all, no one, this website included, expected the kid to play at the beginning of the season, so if you're negotiating over tens of millions of dollars, why not take your time, weigh your options, and hold your bargaining position until you get the best deal? Al Davis realizes this is his best option and he doesn't care what you or anyone else thinks about it. If a salary cap does come into effect soon or if changes to rookie payments do take place, look for Al Davis, the head of this "sick franchise" to be spearheading the way. Berg about: soccer update Bills fans, don't worry, Koser is right there with Kelly, even lost his hot ass wife. kinda sad, everyone in Cleveland see him around town absolutely wasted. thankfully he hasn't gotten a DUI, so I hope he's got enough money for a driver. or just has hot chicks take him home where he bangs em! Berg about: soccer update fascinating Bub! and by fascinating, after all that, I'm fascinated that I still care less about soccer. Must be because I'm distracted by the Harry Potter Message boards.. Berg about: interesting this article is about dogs that get excited and pee when you come home. isn't the solution stupid? I want them to get excited when I come home! Berg about: soccer Bub - are you baseball tickets really cheap too? cuz they suck. Berg about: soccer my high school didn't have soccer. In fact, 4 of my fag friends left my high school to go to a school that had soccer. They all were back by 11th grade and played football cuz they realized soccer was for fags. Berg about: Beckham makes his debut (well, according to the announcers) what is EPL? I think FSC is Fox Sports Channel, and DVR is Digital Video Recorder? MSL - Major Sissy League? Berg about: SNL - The Office Skit Berg about: ankiel he's gotta have some super awesome / borderline X-Men genes! he's good. Berg about: cursed Browns offensive guard Eric Steinbach sprained his right knee when he fell on it at practice, an injury the club will surely treat cautiously for the remainder of training camp.......Steinbach's injury is not believed serious, but the Browns won't take any chances. They signed the four-year starter -- he never missed a game -- for the Cincinnati Bengals to a seven-year, $49.5 million contract in March. The Browns were counting on him to stabilize a revamped offensive line that lost center LeCharles Bentley to a season-ending injury on the first contact drill of training camp last summer...lasst week, right tackle Ryan Tucker was suspended for the first four games of the season after he failed a steroids test. Berg about: Lindsay Lohan i watched part of her E! True Holloywood today at lunch - man i got a big boner from that girl. So sexy. So Skank. So disappointing. So sexy. Sad story her life is. Especially when they showed all the interviews of her when she was young an not fucked up. Berg about: Steely McBeam Steely McRamm me in my McFuggin Gay Ass is more like it. Fags. Shit, we get to play "who let the dogs out" for our 3 or 4 dog mascots that are gay little plush bears for kids to like. Berg about: real wildlife fight on youtube, to the right, there's an embedded link, cut and copy that into the Post: box here. I wish I could remember all the nifty code stuff. Berg about: harry potter song snape, snape, severous snape - dumbledore, snape, snape, severous snape - dumbledore, ron, snape, snape, severous snape - dumbledore, ron, ron, ron, hermonie, snape, snape, severous snape... Berg about: real wildlife fight This is 8 minutes of incredible wildlife footage! herd of Buffalo, lions steal a calf, crocodiles try to steal the live calf from lions, lions win, only to have the herd of buffalo return and free the calf! INCREDIBLE! Berg about: harry potter song abby, i think i hate you - i can't stop singing, snape, snape, snape snape snape - dumbledore, snape, snape, snape snape snape - dumbledore ron, snape... Berg about: barry bonds am i all alone in feeling that i really don't care about Bonds breaking the record? I guess I never saw Hank Aaron play and wasn't even alive when the record was set so it's not that big of a deal that it was beaten. And all the shows are spending hours and hours talking about it. Ugh, who cares. And THEN there's the steriod issues which I'm not even talking about. Ugh, boring, I'd rather watch training camp clips of the Lions! Berg about: It's our favorite Norton Furniture Guy! and i think that's Polk, right Biggie? Berg about: clevelanders are awful read the comments on this story, ugh, it makes me sick. the comments on cleveland.com have to rank among the worst i see online. dead body found by Berg and Kantz's place Berg about: BQ is my QB 12 seconds voit!!! bastard. yeah, didn't even know bone thugs were still around, saw something on msn, but didn't read it yet. anything good? i have zero desire to work today. Berg about: For the harry potter fans.. this is funnier Gay Harry Potter Berg about: BQ is my QB Brady Quinn and the Cleveland Browns agreed to a five-year contract this morning, ending the holdout of the No. 22 pick in the draft. He missed 15 practices. The deal guarantees Quinn $7.75 million. According to a league source, the total package could approach $30 million if Quinn triggers all the escalators in the deal. Quinn is making arrangements to get to Cleveland from Phoenix, where he has been working out during his holdout. He is not expected to play in the Browns' preseason opener Saturday against Kansas City. Berg about: ala carte I get it - but you're wrong. I'm high king supreme being soon to be revealed as the 1st coming of the messiah - which means, if i have double standard or want to categorize breaking the law, then i will.It's kind of like smoking pot - I don't consider myself a criminal, but by your standards I am. Meanwhile a rapist, by your standards is a criminal just like me. We both broke the rule and should both be kicked off the team. Do I finally get it? Berg about: f'n cell phone bills can anyone imagine this happening to Dickey...wow, would I hate to be Sprint if it did! stupid cell phone companies rip you off Berg about: rain by the way...we're in the middle of a huge storm system here in C-town, this article is funny/scary - essentially everyone major freeway is shutdown... rain rain go away, come back another day Berg about: ala carte and in case you didn't figure it out...steinbach was arrested for the one that all of you probably ranked the 'least offesnsive' Berg about: ala carte please rank these violations in order of worse to, eh, "kind of" forgivable... Boating under the influence gun charges including concealment and aggravated assault with a firearm, (+4 others) Spousal battery Burglary, grand theft Resisting arrest League substance abuse policy violationAlso...Bub, if you could pull up the old posts, when the Browns signed JL, I said I hated the move, and wasn't sure I could root for the drug dealing douchebag asshole. Still haven't rooted for him, although, to be honest, with Eric Steinbach and Joe Thomas leading the way for his running, I can't wait to root for him!!! Berg about: ala carte i hate criminals that don't apologize, or do and then become repeat offenders. case and point - the bengals: Chris Henry and AJ Nicholson)Plus the Browns now have 1 person on the team with a 'icky' background, a player they landed in FA that was a drug dealer, and they got rid of Droughns (charged with spousal abuse but acquited) Willie Green) (pot and speeding and a stabbing incident with KJ's wife), meanwhile the bengals have had 10 arrests in the last 15 months!There in lies the issue - 10 times and no huge public apologies that i've read of.My whole point being you get a 2nd chance if your crime isn't that bad acording to me. If you kill someone or someone is killed or gravely injured (Ray Lewis, Pacman Jone, OJ Simpson) you don't get a second chance. It's really not the hypocritical crap you are all suggesting! Berg about: another Jenny baby for those of you that remember Jenny from college, she just had her second baby, Alexis Hope on July 31. The bull dog is doing well too. Berg about: are you fucking kidding me?!?! then you're a moron Wes. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong actions = cut from team? Please, these are 23/24 year old kids with lots of money for the first time ever...of course they want to be out having fun. I'd say he freaked and didn't want to get bad press for his team, and in his attempts to do the right thing, this happened. And you can't see past that, and hope they cut him? Really? Berg about: are you kidding me i'm sure in your life you've never cheated or taken a shortcut. I bet you've always done everything on the up and up.I'm curious, is there a difference between smoking pot and taking steriods? Both are illegal. Or does it depend on YOUR view of the severity of the problem. Like are you cool with Ricky Williams, but not a guy like Tucker who is having similar mental difficulties but chose a different route to deal with his problems? Berg about: footballs seriously, i'll still bash the bengals! they don't ever apologize, and if you aren't from Cleveland, you don't remember that Ryan Tucker missed 4 or 5 games last year with an undisclosed mental condition. The guy was obviously going through a tough emotional time, the stress of football got to him, he cracked, he took drugs and got caught. he apologized, is facing the consequences and plans to move forward. he made a mistake, manned up and is going to try and better himself. Now tell me 1 Bengals that came out and took that stance, if I recall, most of the Bengals go out and get a 2nd incident with the law.As for openly rooting for a suspended DT to play for the Browns, I still say AFTER he has served his penalty, yeah, I'd root for him because his CRIME isn't that bad. He had illegal guns. He didn't kill anyone, he didn't beat his wife or rape anyone, no suspected murder, didn't 'make it rain' and wasn't involved with illegal dog fighting or takign steroids. He did something stupid, has apologized, and said he wants to be a leader and role model. Am I the only one that believes in 2nd chances for someone I feel TRULEY has been reformed? Berg about: footballs Browns Tackle Ryan Tucker was suspened for 4 games for substance abuse...but before you hop on the 'trash filth' name calling, the man is at least a man. here's his comments...(and this is why i'll still root for him)""I didn't intend to compromise the integrity of the NFL, my team," Tucker said following Friday's morning practice. "I want to apologize to the fans, my family. It's been a long road. I was pretty down and out last year and my attempt to come back I took a banned substance. "I'm going to fulfill this punishment and get it behind me."" da da da, another lineman bites the dust Berg about: kickers and before you even start - not THE greatest, but maybe in the top 10 of all-time? At least top 5 f our generation? (post 1980) Berg about: kickers Free agent Mike Vanderjagt was seen on the sidelines at a recent Toronto Argonauts game and is believed to have some interest in playing in Canada. Really? No NFL team wants him? Arguably one of the greatest Kickers of all time and no one even wants him in camp? What did I miss besides 1 horrible season? Berg about: bored how about that bridge in minnesota! that's crazy. Berg about: OSU vs. Kent tickets suckers! my girlfriend has already secured our 2 tickets through her OSU alumni stuff...couldn't go to the original date because of the Jewish holidays, and they gave her OSU / Kent tickets...although, to be honest, i'm NOT looking forward to this sure to be lopsided boring ass game where my alma matter loooooooses by 60+ Berg about: footballs D - isn't that the whole point of debating! Pick and choose what fits your arguemnt. Plus, really, did he do something worse than those DUI'in and fight'in bungles? i don't know what his prior arrests were, but i think it's all just having all these guns illegally. anyways, i just think he'll be good when he's allowed back in and i want him to tackle bills players in december. Berg about: footballs he said this back in May, which is what sets him apart from the Bungles Thugs, who don't seem to be concerned about breaking the law.Chicago Bears DT Tank Johnson said Friday he's ready to accept whatever punishment NFL commissioner Roger Goodell gives him for his recent off-field problems that included a two-month stint in jail. "I feel like whatever sanction he imposes, I'm man enough to take it and I know that once I get back on the field, that chapter of my life is closed and I can move on with a sense of closure," Johnson said.Plus all he did wrong was have 6 unregistered guns Berg about: footballs how would Browns feel about signing Tank Johnson? I think I'd be happy to give him another chance, any thoughts? Berg about: baseballs In 84 postseason games he has hit .244 with 6 home runs and 28 RBIs - yippie, let me get all nostalgic and giddy for this guy. fucking front office needed to get me Lidge or Gange or Dotel and I get Lofton in an already crowded speedy outfield with youngsters stepping up and doing well. Berg about: carpet munch on this carpet Berg about: baseballs i think boston gave up more than they needed to...but we didn't get gagne, or any help in the bullpen, so i guess an early departure or no-show in the playoffs are in my not so distant future. (i think gabbard will be good next year.) Berg about: music i like "the angry young man" it's a good song. Berg about: music does anyone happen to have STYX Greatest Hits?Wes could you burn me some Amy Winehouse? MP3 CD works if you want to bring me other good stuff that I might like. might be the key word. :-) Berg about: anniversary happy anniversary lloyd's! is this year 3 or 4? Berg about: poop david just went next door to use the restroom...and all i can think is 'did i remember to flush?'like i always flush but for some reason, i really think i might not have this time...that's kind of funny. i'll have to blame it on someone else leaving logs behind...man, i hope i flushed Berg about: Footballs hehehe...i love hearing Bills fans (or just Wes) get excited about JP Lossman. I refuse to believe he'll ever live up to the hype strictly because I can't live in a world where you get a franchise QB before us. BQ is my QB...once he signs that is!! stupid greedy 22nd pick mo-fo. and the dick is in Arizona working out...fuck you BQ. Get your ass down in the horseshoe working out, that way you're only 2.5 hours away from c-town where you should be practicing with you new buddies. Berg about: best ever... Brown was his own blocker...have you seen the hits this guy laid on people, not to mention his unbelievable cutting skills. anyways, i know you're not serious about this conversation, there's no one on earth that thinks Thurman was the best ever. I'll give him the HOF though. and i will even agree that he was Marshall Faulk before Marshall Faulk even knew he was marshall faulk.by the way - look out for Timmy!!!!Tim Couch, whom the Browns selected with the No. 1 overall draft pick in 1999, signed a two-year contract with the Jaguars on Sunday, getting a chance to revive his career as a backup to quarterback Byron Leftwich. Couch has not played a down in the NFL since the 2004 preseason. The contract will pay Couch the veteran minimum of $595,000 this season if he makes the team. He would earn slightly more in 2008. Couch could end up supplanting Quinn Gray as the team's third-string quarterback - a move that would save the Jags about $700,000 this season. Berg about: hello? wes, you seem to be very confused - Jim Brown was inducted in 1971...I think I see where you got confused though - Gene Hickerson will be inducted this weekend and he was one of the gaurds that help Jim Brown be as great as he was. Berg about: Nicole Richie where's the justice...Paris spent like 24 days! Berg about: lerner dishes out the $$$ Joe Thomas' deal makes him the highest-paid player on the Browns and gives him the most guaranteed money of any offensive lineman in NFL history.man this kid better be as good as i think he can be! Berg about: movies Bub - I gotta call you out on "and i might consider cramming my knees into a movie theater seat." What kind of ghetto movie theaters do you have. These new ones they are building have more than enough room...almost on the point of too much room, another inch and I wouldn't be able to get in my cheap feels unnoticed by other guests at the movie theater.P.S. Joe Thomas, and Eric Wright are set to ink deals!!! Now only Quinn is left and he's getting slaughtered by local sports guys for charging all that money for his autograph and holding out. One guy said, "do you think he'll charge the Browns $75 to sign his contract?" Berg about: movies rush hour 3 will be great...when i'm 60 and bored and it's been converted to holographics that run around me. Berg about: tribe vs sox - PIRATES today? what a great series! how about that game last night.Also, can someone tell me why no website box scores have Perez with 5 ER? He gave up a HR I think, and even if the others were errors, he should have 1 ER, right? Or did it bounce off someone's head and be a HR? I wonder if that Canseco fiasco was a ER or not? It was in Cleveland, I'll have to call in the spots shows that won't stop talking about our holdouts Berg about: Tour de F**k Up cycling is dumb...why pedal when there are machines that "pedal" for you! long live a 60% obese america and $1.99 triple bacon cheeseburgers at wendy's! Berg about: Harry Potter don't worry LJ, I wasn't going to post anymore than that...was goign to say that but forgot to type it...i had to yell at people at the Lord of the Rings concert on Saturday - talking about the book all loud infront of me, i was like, hey do you mind! i hvaen't read it and would like to be suprised so quit the yapping. they did, but acted like i was rude or something - fucking rude bitches. :-) Berg about: Harry Potter i finished last night as well. were you happy abby? i think it satisfied my major questions. i heard JKR is going to write an encyclopedia as a companion piece to the 7 books and delve deeper into some stories...JRR Tolkien did something similar and his son has just released a similar 'pre-story' book that tries to tell the stories of all the mentioned '1st age' wars against evil. Berg about: Jews and Boobs i think i discovered why i love boobs so much! this guy is funny Berg about: NCARB if you need more reason to hate them, go to the RANT board... Berg about: I yeah, what happened to sweeney? Berg about: office policy speaking of office policy, at my new job, David gave me the office policies...one of the 'rules' is:"you are not allowed to be stoned at work."I asked what this meant, he said, you can be high, but you can't be stoned, and if you don't know the difference, I suggest you don't smoke pot before coming to work. Another policy is that you can be fired for "smelling bad" Berg about: Aaron Bernie definately has got himself set up pretty nicely. I'm curious, what are the 'legal' issues? Berg about: footballs i'm no one in the Steelers organization would ever do that| not that i'm saying it's okay Berg about: footballs best news i've heard in a long time...LeCharles Bentley passed surgeon's physical, still must pass Browns' physical by team physician before practicing... Berg about: Bush to have pooper checked out and Cheney will have Pres. duties Taking a Poop or Pausing during a speech Berg about: gay sex hehehe...i didn't understand your post thews...sorry. i thought you were saying you had a coolie party to attend, not that you were going to through a party...enjoy, i'll show off my pond some other weekend, maybe in the winter...how you ask, oh, cuz I installed a GFI 4 plug outlet next to the pond and can run a heater to keep us warm and the water...so hard core. you should hear the story about drilling through my sill plate then through the 10" of joists...|it was fun| Berg about: gay sex i might have a little get together that friday night...the pond and grass should be in working order!! Berg about: dilemma and Thews it is a HUGE dilemma, but my mommy is getting the book for me and I'm sure i'll be reading all next week...i can't wait. oh, and when i read, i think i'll do it to the lord of the rings music, unless of course my mom is able to score the book on CD...then i'll be in heaven!! Berg about: gay sex honestly...if one of you even suggests or hints at a spoiler on this website, I will poop in your luggae bag when you last expect it! i'm not joking either. you've been warned.(thank you to tony balon who came up with this scenario, which i believe is the only reason i really haven't released the pictures of him being t-bagged by me) Berg about: gay sex hehehe..."gay sex" "drugs" and "man love" are my favorite memo lines...which one did i use Voit? I think i'll start using "poop" Berg about: Vick speaking of football - the Browns SIGNED a draft pick!!! oh, wait, it's their 7th round draft pick, who got a 4 year deal...Thomas, Quinn and 2nd Rd pick Wright who could be the hardest to sign.This is what they had to say about 2nd round picks..."For the first time, contracts for second-round picks are limited to a maximum of four years.That squeezes the size of the signing bonus because it is pro-rated over the length of the contract for salary cap reasons.Also, the new CBA raised the contract tender a club can offer a potential restricted free agent after three years.The result is that second-round players, through their agents, now want significant salary escalators in the fourth year of their rookie contract in exchange for giving up the right to free agency.“It’s going to be an issue,” Savage said.“I haven’t heard of anyone [taken in the second round] close to signing,” said one agent of a second-round pick.|Awesome job NFL and Players| Berg about: Vick the stories are really gruesome and ugly...i honestly can't believe these people could do the shit they did. you have to be really fucked up to be so inhuman. Berg about: weird question well, in my 'hood, we either:A. call the cops right away because by the time they show up it will have escalated into physical assualt, orB. Look outside, see the cop in the unmarked car watching everything going on, say, oh, he'll take care of it. then 10 minutes later, say, hmm..WTF is he doing...5 more minutes later say okay, maybe that's not an unmarked car and just some creepy guy, so i'll call the po-po...then within 2 mintues 3 cars show up along with another unmarked car (the guy was an undercover po-po) as the irrate guy is driving over the clothes of the woman who he is fighting with. How did the clothes get on the street you ask? he threw them out of the car... Berg about: new years hmmm...so i shouldn't plan on a new year's party at my house? Berg about: Phones Cleveland - Sprint sucked ass; Verizon is awesome EVERYWHERE! I've yet to be in a city with my Verizon and have a problem. I am pretty loyal to Verizon wireless...the parent company, i hate. Berg about: tribe so i wont' be bitching about a bad team until at least 2012 Berg about: tribe oh, no Hafner is just the first piece in the puzzle. CC is next. We signed Westbrook earlier in the year. We have our CORE signed for the next 5 years...and CC is signed through the 08 season and said he wants to stick together with these guys and is willing to take a home team discount for a long contract. Hafner's deal is great too, because it adds money to his 07 year, was a home team discount and has a trade clause that, should he be traded, makes his contract jump up to what his non 'home team' discount salary would be. they expect CC, who has the same agent to do a similar thing. (not sure on the details, i'm sure there's an article being written on ESPN about it though) Berg about: PHONES and by 'add' i mean 'ad' Berg about: PHONES A'ron - i'm soooo glad you caught that too. Seriously, it's not HARD to find a new cell phone provider, infact, if I were Verizon, I'd publish an add somewhere offering them all free phones, sign up and the works for 3 months as a PR stunt...but that's just me, i'm just a silly architect* trying to scratch a living.* by 'architect' i simply refer to the fact that I went to school for architecture and in no way am I implying that I have a license to stamp an 'official' set of dwgs Berg about: MUSIC yes...it was a typo...sorry bub.check out what sprint did to these customers who complain too much! Berg about: MUSIC WES, ET. ALL - WHO WAS THAT CHICK THAT YOU GUYS WERE PLAYING ON THE FRIDAY BEFORE ST. PATRICK'S DAY WEEKEND THAT I REALLY LIKED? Berg about: umm...hehe... Berg about: telephone you'll pay more, and have better quality, and possibly not have to buy again for a few years...Anywho...I'm out, or rather, i'm already at home, waiting to get picked up so i can sit at the airport waiting for the inbound flight...which is already 1.5 hours late. Have a good weekend and July 4th week. See you punks online on the flip side of next weekend. Berg about: telephone Bub - you know that commercial where the computer tech (geek, aka you) comes in and is like, well the primary server went down but we upload the primary system to the secondary server and rerouted the nano-bits and giga-bits into the secondary tetracone which is taking up the later 1/3 of the primary system where...yeah...well that's what your last post was."vaporators are very similar to the binary load lifters" Berg about: Architecture stuff Biggie - that's why we have everything hand built from scratch, no stock stuff here - kawneer storefronts blow, they are so cheap and gunky looking Berg about: telephone I also saw that it's also NOT run on WI-FI...cuz that's free at most places...so you HAVE to use the AT&T 'data' service, which is something like $99 a month, so add $2,400 to the cost to actually use the features for 2 years. Berg about: another good laugh while i'm bringing humor to you all...here's a great oldie - Triumph the whatever dog insults Nerds at Star Wars opening...seriously, you're going to laugh alot Berg about: Ann Coulter I hate Ann Coulter, but would bang the shit out of her...it'd be a hate fuck for sure, but doing some fun research at work got me to this page...thought it was a good laugh I want to bang Ann Coulter... Berg about: Unnessary Censorship I love this skit, and today was showing it to some folks at work...Jimmy Kimmels - Unnessary Censorship Berg about: mini berg so I texted Wes the coolest picture last night, and just realized the true potential of how cool it COULD have been...so next time you're at Target, check out the camping area...they have little mini tents to show you what the tents look like, and these are real models, like maybe 1/10 the size, with real poles and zippers and someone had to put it together! (they also have real mini sleeping bags!) but I was thinking, how cool would it be to own one so your GI Joe could go on a camping mission and actually set up their tent! Berg about: puff puff pass that's cool...the music is annoying as fuck, but that's cool. Berg about: lil bush i gotta be honest, i was all stonered up a few weeks ago, practically dying watching south park, then lil' bush came on for it's premiere, and it was dumb...are the other episodes funnier than the premiere? Berg about: Paris i told you, you should have watched it...i got about 10 minutes in before i had to do other stuff...she didn't even look that hot. Berg about: GREATEST (COVER) BAND EVER? Wes - you either have seen/heard about this...or will kill me for this time suck / big let down (althoug I still love Zeplin)...(this copied from Howard Stern's webpage)Denny Somach came in to talk about how Led Zeppelin “borrowed” practically every note of their first record from other artists. Denny said he was the world's leading expert in classic rock and accused Led Zeppelin of “using” other people's songs. Denny said Zeppelin stole from a Joan Baez version of Ann Breeden's “Babe I'm Gonna Leave You,” for their own song also titled “Baby I'm Gonna Leave You.” Howard played both songs and agreed it was a “dead rip-off.” Howard then played a song by Jake Holmes called “Dazed and Confused” that was identical to Zeppelin's version. Jake opened for the Yardbirds when Jimmy Page was in the band, and that's where music historians claim Jimmy first heard the song. Howard also compared clips of Bert Jansch's “Black Water Side” and Zeppelin's “Black Mountain Side,” and the riffs were the same. Howard then played Eddie Cochran's “Nervous Breakdown” and Zeppelin's “Communication Breakdown,” which were shockingly similar. Denny then asked Howard to play a Spirit song, and everyone immediately recognized the riff from “Stairway to Heaven.” Denny then handed Howard his ticketstub from a Led Zeppelin concert from 30 years ago that they both had attended. Denny said Howard hasn't changed much in 30 years, as he even left the Zeppelin concert early. Howard admitted that he left early, saying he only did so because people were setting off M80s in the theater. Classic Rock Central Berg about: Where C's, D's, Bub, C's, D's...you lucky dog, you actually get that! Berg about: Paris I'm only going to disagree with this part "talentless waste of space" - if she really were, you wouldn't know her name...you might not like her talent, but she's very talented at playing the media and keeping the attention on her. On top of that, I hate fashion, but she's apparently very much atop of that industry, so i just say lay off the talentless part... p.s. D.U.E. says, i still really want to bang her. Berg about: Paris i'd reply but i'z nots smarts enuf 2 knowz what to sayz Berg about: my space honest to God, this is a quote from someone I knew in high schoolabout me:Sum luv. Otherz hate. DON'T MAKE ME NO NEVERMIND! I'm just a down 2 Earth girl w/ a big heart who luvs havin a good time. Grew up in Cleveland, Ohio and served 4 our country in the U.S. Navy for 4 & 1/2 yrs. In that time through my travelz, I gained a lot of maturity & great memories! It wuz tuff, but I had lotz of support from my family & friendz! Though I'm glad I'm home, my adventurez made me realize that there'z 2 much in this world 4 me 2 just b stuk here in Ohio 4 the rest of my life. I want 2 search 4 a peaceful & prosperous place 2 settle down.Yup that time in the NAVY definately helped her grow up...do you think you have to be intelligent to write something like that...or that un-intelligent to be able to do it? Berg about: Paris this is great!!! this MSNBC woman flips out over the fact that Paris is the LEAD story...she even tries to burn the paper...meanwhile her co-hosts are making fun of her and talking about how even the paper that has the story about Paris Hilton smells good. anchor lady hates paris, i love her Berg about: news i think i read about this case here about a month ago...and it continues on. this case really makes me sick to my stomach kid still in jail for getting oral sex... Berg about: MLB Draft i get all that...what i don't get it why do they do it so stupidly like that. you should be allowed to declare twice, and still remain eligible for the NCAA and whatever else. What if Roger just didn't want to play for the Mets, so he sat out a year and was then eligible the next year and was drafted by a team he likes better. Then the Mets are screwed cuz they wasted a pick. I think you should declare twice and the second time, whoever takes you, always has rights to you. Then MLB (and NFL if you ask me) should do what the NBA does and all rookies get 3 year minor league contracts at X dollars based on what round, etc.1. this would make the draft exciting for the fans even if there are 22 rounds.2. This would maybe cut the draft in 1/2, thus making it yet still more enjoyable for the fans.3. In my opinion this would let organizations build through the draft without being a YANKEES or RED SOXS. i.e. I'd imagine there a few kids that get drafted by a lowly Reds or Pirates in the 4th or 5th round that say, eh, I'll stick in college 1 more year, and hope a better team drafts me, plus I'll get more money, and then there's a few that if it were the Yankees or Red Soxs they'd be like, sweet, i'm outta here. Maybe this doesn't happen, but I think if I were 18 and picked by the Yankees, I'd go play for them, but if I were 18 and picked by the Pirates, I'd go to college.4. By being able to declare twice, you can test the waters to see what your value is. This could lead to stuff like I just said in 4, but you'd only get 1 chance to back out, instead of 5 or 6 if you just keep getting drafted... Berg about: MLB Draft and by figure this out, I mean the MLB draft... Berg about: MLB Draft Wes - figure out his this all works and tell me all about it in Maine... if 3's a charm, then a charm is 2 million bucks to keep playing in college! Berg about: the next fundraiser we need to do this next year!!! Berg about: Browns / Bills just got 36 tickets to the Browns / Bills game! I think they are almost identical to what I remember the seats in Buffalo being! Section 513 - Rows 1,2,3 (seats 1 - 12). It's going to be so maaawesome!!! Roookies report in a month!!!And anyone catch the story on ESPN yesterday about how Joe Thomas is probably going to hold out along with Brady Quinn...at least they're not in jail though, right Derek Put in 513... Berg about: 30 happy 30...hope one of you was wearing a bananna hammock! Berg about: seriously i'm sooo extra clever you're not even on my clever level! unfortunately, i'm probably the only adam sandler movie fan here...therefore the extra extra clever "popeye's chicken is good" line from Little Nickie wasn't caught by anyone else. Berg about: seriously if it's not, popeye's chicken is right around the corner from you at detroit and lake...next to BK. still only eaten there once, need to try it again. "popeye's chicken is good." Berg about: green poop from prentice makes me laugh Berg about: Subway i prefer the Pink Taco, but Taco Bell is damn yummy when stoned as well. Berg about: Tailback Wilson bumps Bengals' arrest tally to 10 HEHEHEHEHE...SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S IN THE WATER DOWN THERE? OH, THE MIGHTY BUNGLES Berg about: Architect weak / week; C's / D's Berg about: Subway and i typed that while eating my apple slices from subway...which are 50 cents more than chips...how does America expect to get healthier and thinner when it's always more money to do so...where's the incentive to eat better for poor people that can't afford the 50 cents more for a fruit?! (which has to cost less (and definately uses less fosile fules) than MAKING potatoe chips!) Berg about: Architect I think the real issue is how week the AIA is. This isn't just us having issues with this, and the AIA's lazy good for nothing asses have done ZERO in lobbying states and federal governments to come up with a solution. Furthermore, I've heard zip out of the AIA in fighting for better insurance rates and less responsibility on the Architect. My previous boss paid something like $50,000 in liability insurance...and didn't even build a building last year!!! If our "guild" isn't doing something to better us as a whole then they are worthless, just like their stupid AIA awards that get given out to people with the most influence and money in our field.In the Greek and Roman days Architects and Architecture were revered...today we just sue the architect and build the shittiest thing we can so we can save money upfront, and lessen the meaningful ways architecture can contribute to ones everyday routines... Berg about: YAY Pryber - we lost game 1 in the championship series...not in the 1st round like your Pens did! Berg about: footballs Berg is SOOOOOOO F'n smart...turns out $50 will cover the ticket. They are $45 + (whatever charges). Any leftover money will be used on beer. Berg about: paris hilton i do care, and i'd say this regardless of who she is, i think the 3 days will have been enough time. 99% of similar cases didn't get jail time, they did the home arrest thing. she got the jail time because she was a celeb, just as she got out of most of her in jail time because she's a celeb cracking up behind bars. Berg about: strippers fight back Ohioans might have a chance to have their own say on the stip club and adult books store matter Berg about: footballs speaking of which...if you want to go to the Browns/Bills game, bring CHECKS (made out to Joel Greenberg) to the Brunt affair, or send them via snail mail. (Eric Greenberg, 1762 West 54th, Cleveland, Ohio 44102)My dad is calling to get exact prices, but I believe they'll be in the $50 range + stupid fees and what not.Wes, your job is to round up B-lo, if they don't have checks, can you keep their cash and add it to your check? (And I owe you $60, but don't subtract that out, I'll get confused trying to do math.) Berg about: footballs well the whole brady quinn thing is funny as shit...he got picked 22 but was project top 5...so his agent is going to try for top 5 money. If I were the Browns management, I wouldn't budge. Put in some incentives to get him to top 5 money, but don't pay him top 5 money. We have our top 5 money guy, his name is Joe Thomas, and he's going to smash and crush people. here's an article on cleveland.com Berg about: Blue-Ray or HD-DVD this is a great article. there must be so many closet porn adicts in this country!!! i say be loud and proud. I LOVE PORN!!! especially bukkake, cuz it's funny. Porn Industry to have a say in your new technology??? Berg about: this guy is awesome. I saw that last week...the hand gernade is off the charts!!! In a way, it's sooo wrong...but it's really soo funny that it out weights the wrong.In other news...NHL - Did anyone see the slap shot into Scott Niedermayer at the end of the 2nd period?? What fucking bush league panzy bullshit is that!!! Don Cherry @ intermission was awesome too. Anyone watch that? Great stuff. Berg about: NBA Finals P.S. I love getting to chant "boobie, boobie" at a public event!! Berg about: NBA Finals so anyone else as pumped as I am for the NBA finals? I have to say, I'm not a huge NBA fan, but because of King James, I do watch the CAVS during the season, and even bought a jersey. The atmosphere was amazing down at the Gund. I've never heard a crowd that loud and pumped. What a rucus party it was downtown.It's kind of fun to be a winner instead of always loosing. I think we have a shot at pulling of a championship! How awesome would that be, an NBA and MLB championship in 1 year!!! Berg about: Stoopid cats!! maybe pull out an air gun and pump it 12 times and shot the fucker...oh wait, sorry, thought i heard you say it was a black squirel. hehe. not sure how to get rid of a cat. i just adopt em if they won't leave. Berg about: GREEN it'd have to run off of solar or wind power Berg about: GREEN i've just had a great thought...i want to design a GREEN house, and make it so green and sustainable, that I won't allow anyone to write an article on it unless they take all their notes on recycled paper and it's only published in a digital web-based format. That's how green it will be. be'yach! Berg about: New Digs dude, that's sweet!!! i love it! just think if you had that 1 year ago, you could have watch the Bears and Buckeye's lose all those games on a 60" DLP! Berg about: Bungles Congrats D-Rock!!! almost got through 5 months without an arrest Berg about: what summer album are you most excited about? none, i could live with my current albums and be very happy. Berg about: ktty my office manager rescued a stray kitty...we need a happy home for it. Berg about: suicidal B-Lo - you should find out what channel is carrying game 5 of the NBA playoffs so you can switch over and watch the CAVS advance tonight if the game gets ugly. Berg about: censorship silly fox. that article and the world is so skimming over the whole Miami 9th pick of Ginn! Seriously, WTF?! 9th pick for Ginn? I can't wait to see how that plays out, i hope the guy's a star, but wow, that's a silly pick. Berg about: Music honestly Wes - I have to majorly disagree. I walked out of LOTR - Two Towers saying how incredible the music was and how it helped make the movie so great. Maybe I just like classical music too much, but either way, what's more fun than a picnic at Blossom on the hill listening to good music under the stars with your hunny giving you a hando under the covers? Berg about: KSU architecture not sure how old this is...just saw this up on the webiste:In 2005, the pass rate of our graduates ranked among the TOP 15 in the US ARCHITECTURAL REGISTRATION EXAM (84% on average in the 9 section exam, 72% being the national norm). In one particular division of the exam, Building Planning (division # 8, the exam “architectural core”), our graduates' pass rate (81%) was higher than the pass rates of almost ALL the other 107 US accredited programs, including the most prestigious ones. Apart from the graduates of two schools which had a limited number of candidates taking that exam section, KSU graduates’ pass rate ranked # 1 in the US Berg about: Music howard shore wrote the musical score for Lord of the Rings. it's already considered a modern masterpiece. Berg about: Music Howard Shore is returning to Cleveland again, to perform the Lord of the Rings Symphony with the Cleveland Orchestra out at Blossom. I would highly recommend this event, it was amazing last year. Berg about: Rogerk I wish baseball would come up with a way to outlaw this type of behavior. Fucking asshole Yankees and Bud Selig and Roger and his greedy agent. Berg about: Indians Tribe continues to roll as Hafner just crushed a Grand Slam! something like his 7 or 8 of his career. 9-1 Tribe, bottom of 8 Berg about: architecture akron you guys are dumb and must be living in an alternate reality...how do you not get why we shouldn't build a parking garage with unrestricted access 1' away from a FEDERAL COURTHOUSE!!! We've got a few federal buildings in downtown Cleveland, they all have nice HUGE plazas infront, and 1 has a great public park in the rear...you know why...so fucks can't bomb them. Look at courthouse after courthouse in america...a lot of them are in urban areas, and all of them are protected from the streets.Do we not fear terrorist anymore? i'm not saying change the way you live and don't go out of your house...i am saying, let's keep a little security. if they built it, and no one complained and a bomb blew away 1/2 the court house and killed 200 people including Federal Judges in a high profile case we'd all be like "how dumb were they to build a parking garage next to a Federal Courthouse and not check all the cars that come in. Plus, i feel bad for the judges that would have to look out their window at a parking garage 1 foot away. seems like some better planning could have been done. Berg about: KOL This Friday, April 27, be sure to turn it, or set your TiVo, and see the Kings of Leon perform on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Berg about: Living in the 'burgh a famous person once said "Droppin' loads all over bubdotcom!" and he was right. Berg about: cleveland sucks too b-lo and c-town: both have 2 teams in the playoffs right now (NBA/NHL)...how's that working for you Pittsburgh? Berg about: Sox Gate Voit - you see this? Mike and Mike are calling for a CSI Cooperstown SVU investigation. Sox Gate 2007 Berg about: sports A'ron, you're on fire today! I agree 100% I'd really like to see the Browns get Trent Green from KC and then draft Thomas or Peterson. And honestly, I really want both, I'd have to flip a coin if I were a GM. Actually, I wouldn't, I'd draft Peterson, let him learn how to run for 300 yards in Cleveland Browns Stadium from Jamal Lewis, then kick Lewis out the door without even a thank you, and let Peterson run wild all next year when Bently comes back...although, imagine a line with LeCharles Bently (100%,) Joe Thomas, and Steinbeck...with Edwards, Winslow (100%) and Joe J... Berg about: sports Wes I like how you left out that the only other team to hit the 4 jacks off 1 pitchter, which included Terry Froncona's father was...the Indians! I know you heard them say that on ESPN when they were running down all the stats. Give us some props when they are due... :-) Berg about: NFL **Marv Levy announced today that while he's had a lot of success drafting corner backs from OSU, he feels this year, KSU is the top Ohio school to nab a CB...Usama Young, CB, Kent State: Not invited to the Combine, Young, a three-year starter at Kent State, began his ascension when he wowed scouts with his overall athleticism during a March 9 workout. Not only did the 5-foot-11, 196-pounder run exceedingly well (4.39, 4.40), his 43-inch vertical and 10'11" broad jump are among the most impressive results from any 2007 prospect. With only a handful of teams represented at the workout, however, it took awhile for Young's numbers to circulate throughout the league. Young has since been among the most popular players for teams conducting private workouts. Chicago, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Kansas City, Green Bay, Houston, Jacksonville, both New York clubs, Philadelphia and Seattle are among the team that have either worked out Young or scheduled future dates with the cornerback. With this kind of interest, he not only could compete to be this year's first player drafted who wasn't invited to the Combine, there is some talk that he may be drafted late on the first day.okay, well maybe Marv didn't invite, I think he's just playing coy, ready to snatch up another DB. Berg about: baseball fuck you Cleveland Indians! You are in prior years form getting swept by the A-Hole Yanks, especially when you had game 3 wrapped up and your closer let up 6 runs in the 9th WITH 2 outs! and was 1 pitch away from out 3 twice! Mother fucking joe borowski and the the loser Indians. (in other news, I'm tearing it up in Fantasy Baseball thanks to A-Rods amazing 10 HRs and 25 or 27 RBIs!) Berg about: what hair Brad, what hair are you pulling out! ohhh, snap!Way to go Thews...can I get you to stamp some drawings I did? :=) Berg about: Browns Tickets okay, so my uptight Dad called the Browns to find out about group ticket sales. They go on sale June 1st. We can get tickets in the Upper Bowl, on the 25 yard line, about 5 rows up. These should be great seats, and are only $50! I also need to buy 20. Now I'm glad my uptight Dad called because I don't really want to shell out $1,000 and then have people back out. So start thinking, and talking amongst those that would be interested.Here's my preliminary list of people that will probably attend: Berg/Robyn Thews/Cristen (plus the regular tailgaters (4 or so)) Nolde and Cyn Jason Colon and his bro/ and or Sarah Wes/LJ Tony Balon Harry Johnson Sweet J Matt Schmidt Steph Bayer that's about 15 and I'm missing the Mengs, Rodebaughs and I'm sure others. So as you can see, we'll probably need more than 20, and I think I can do that, but I'll need money upfront. Okay, back to normal BDC business...GO BROWNS! Berg about: question Bub, you don't want a brick, you're looking for a PAVER. Type Paver into HomeDepot or Lowes. I'd say $1.50 - $5.00 per paver depending on size and quality. I got all my stuff at Lowes last year, they have a huge area in the outside garden area. Enjoy! Berg about: my madden game is untouchable... i saw a tv show where the game companies are actually making games MORE addictive. The endorphines or whatever that are released help keep you addicted. There's huge research into colors and images that keep your adrenilane pumping so you stay more addicted, i think that, plus trying to have the 300 yr rushing game, or 10 TD game is so worth it! Berg about: Happy Tax Day! The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do ... with the crumbs from the matzo?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls." "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions? " "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins. And when we have enough we actually send them to the Internal Revenue Service." "Internal Revenue Service?," questioned the auditor in disbelief. "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue Service. And... about once a year, they send us a little prick like you." Berg about: baseball by the way the Indians/Angles game in Milwauke drew 16,375 people...the Atlanta/Washington game in Atlanta only drew 15,631 people! crazy. ($10 tickets help...but they also drove in 7" of snow!) Berg about: barry sanders so where was Detroit's awesome line? He was a stud running because he was a stud running back. Not because he had a line. Therefore I think the Edge is a lesser RB than we all thought he was in Indy.Oh, when will B-lo see that Lossman sucks ass!? Berg about: bet board where's the bet board? i'd love to start making NFL bets!!! Like how the Browns will have a better record than the Steelers and Bengals! And how the Bills might vie for the 1st pick in next year's draft! Or how JP Lossman is a lesser QB than Charlie Frye no matter what the stats say! And I might agree the Browns have a top WR corp. Edwards, Jurevicous and Winslow (TE or not) have to be in the top 10 of the NFL wide receiver corps. Who has better talent there? Certainly not Bufallo's Lee Evans, Peerless Price and Robert Royal! I guess the Steelers are comparable w/ Hines Ward, Cedric Wilson and Heath Miller - but i'd still take the Browns WR corp! Berg about: Buf/Stillers can DMac get group seats through the season tickets? That's how I plan on grabbing a block of tickets for the Browns/Bills game. Berg about: football schedule LJ - NFL rotates the schedule so that the entire AFC North plays the entire AFC East, last year the AFC North played the AFC West (I think). So every 3 years it'll be this much fun! The other games are based on strength of team last year, and then a few odd ball NFC teams...or is it a whole NFC divion too? Or they all play 2 or 3 games against the same division? Berg about: NFL December 16th is a day that will live in infamy...who's coming! Browns / Bills @ 1:00 pm. Who wants tickets...uh, okay, so we can wait until AFTER the draft...which i'll be out of town for again...but can't wait to see if Joe Thomas or Adrian Peterson will be wearing the brown and orange. Berg about: site update i can add none gmail account, when i added my hotmail one yesterday, it rerouted me to a make a gmail account page. if you would like, i'll add whatever email you want, and let me know if you can get it to work. Berg about: Indians So major props to Milwauke...here i am ripping on MLB for letting Selig send the Tribe to the Commish's family's stadium, and the city show's up 20,000 strong! They did the "slow motion" wave, and the "fast forward" wave...then stood on their feet in the bottom of the 9th to cheer on the Indians closer!!! And got rewarded with Kelly Shoppach throwing out a runner at 2nd base to end the game!Tribe is in 2007 form! Berg about: site update sweet! glad you figured out what version of PHP they were using and the dork police didn't grab you before you were able to fix it, while avoiding the geek squad, and homo-unit! you rock Bub!As for the Calendar...you need a gmail account to be able to add things to the calendar. if you don't have one, that's cool...email me stuff you want added. If you do have one, email me your gmail address and i'll add you. Berg about: NFL if those are you 5th and 6th, and Henry is suspended and TJ and CJ are the 1 and 2...who's 3rd and 4th? Berg about: Howard Stern This is one of my favorite bits from the Stern show...thought i'd share it. The song was done by Kid Kris, and features George Takei from Star Trek... Berg about: NFL sorry Derek, I forgot, Glenn Holt, Skyler Green are much better than Braylon Edwards and Joe Jurevicius.| Berg about: NFL by the way, D-Rock congrats on your first Bengals suspension of 2007!!! Goodell suspended Henry for 8 games, and Pacman Jones for the whole season! Berg about: BDC hey Bub, you know, you're kind of slacking here...can we get the delete button to work again, and the topic thing? it's not like we're paying you or anything, but come on, if you want referals, you gotta keep BDC in tip top shape!|is that good use of the pipes?Andy, some kid graduated from the UDC named Dong. Dong Jia. Not to Imus or anything but he looked like he was 25, but it turned out he was 35! on top of that, he was divorced, and had owned his own firm in China, which he won a huge chinesse national design competition with him while he was in the States sending things back and forth. Berg about: stop building shit this website is funny. what a great idea. I wish it was formatted better though. I particualarly like the 'did the architect specify the watch for falling snow sign' in his dwgs. comment Stop Building Shit - Cleveland! Berg about: nba as the NHL and NBA playoffs approach, let me say this - any sport where teams with a loosing record can still make the playoffs is DUMB! both 7th and 8th seeds in the NBA will more than likely have loosing records. Berg about: pics great pics thews/cristen. i forgot baldasare was there! but now i remember talking to her for a long time at one of the bars. i also LOVE the boob shots! :-) Berg about: FUCKING SNOW it's snowing a lot here...i'm not happy with snow in april. march i'm fine with, but this fucking sucks. i REALLY don't want to work. it's fucking easter for christ's sake! why don't i have a day off! Berg about: spiderman we brought up this @ work today...i so remember how geeked i'd get Saturday mornings when i got home from hebrew school Spiderman Berg about: baseballs so dice-k was awesome...should be a good story all season. speaking of which, his next start is projected to be at home against the Mariners - which means pitch #1 in Fenway will be against the biggest (2nd biggest now?) star in Japan, Ichiro Suzuki! Coincedence - i think not! Which makes me ask, what else do professionl sports control. Berg about: baseballs wes - papplebon's back to closing??? Berg about: baseball 2 and i do love fantasy baseball...and you drafted with a bunch of morons if you got Grady in round 4 or 5! or you are in a league with just 5 people? Berg about: baseball i bet Ortiz will have more HRs...i'm just goofing with you. But I do think Sizemore has a serious shot at MVP Berg about: baseball 1st Inning - Grady Sizemore (3) solo shot to right off Buehrle!!! 3 in 3 games! 2 in the first at bat of the game. How many does Ortize have? (0 in case you don't know)and yeah, MLB has blocked all streaming stations...at first they blocked it because they had their MLB $30 thing, but now with their XM deal it's definately not available...just like all the other sports. My buddy did it last year though when he was in London, I think you're able to get all the video too, and then open a scream and stream 6 games at once. That might be worth it. Especially if you can hook it up to your main big screen TV! Berg about: 1991 so funny that you figured out 1/54th Berg about: huh? Voit, who's in 1991 form? The Tribe's comeback yesterday and 2-0 start? Or Grady's mega awesomeness that will crush Big Papi in the MVP voting? Or Pronk's 4 intentional walks yesterday? Berg about: eggs I don't know if that's real but this is...they've been doing it for ages... Eggshell Land Berg about: PJ - wikipedia Vs. was originally titled Five Against One (taken from the lyrics of "Animal"), but was changed to Vs. shortly before release of the album. Some early pressings labelled with the Five Against One title are valuable. Berg about: Maine I'm down with July 4th weekend! i think Robyn is too Berg about: or worse... you could be a buckeye's fan, indians fan, browns fan and CAVS fan and have people named John Elway, Michael Jordan and Wayne Huizenga, Jim Leyland and your own Closer and 2nd baseman play parts in your endless demise. i really am going to give up soon...if it wasn't for how awesome the TRIBE are going to be in 2007!!! Berg about: baseball 9-2 tribe...2nd inning...Johnny Peralta looks to be back in 2005 form...this lineup is going to destroy teams! Berg about: baseball i love baseball season! Sizemore started off the Tribe season with a leadoff homerun!!! 5-0 after the 1st! Berg about: man-ram wes - that's a great tid-bit about manny. i love it. you guys want to steal my underwear, i've been getting laid non-stop! maybe it'll help you old boring married men. :=) Berg about: i'm just so intrigued by what this sentence means!"He can be seen sipping soda at the movies with a large bag of popcorn and extra movie theatre butter poured on top trying to concentrate on the previews resolved that Architecture is not a joke but wishing it would not interrupt."Is the architecture of a cinema so repulsive that it's affects his ability to enjoy the movie? Berg about: HOT Influence + Imposition sorry i have not posted in days, nor read up...that's my goal for tonight or maybe lunch...but thought i'd share this quote with you, and ask for help interpreting it..."Jonathan Kurtz is supposed to be a professional football player but currently practices architecture. He believes exhaustively in looking for possibility in form. He can be seen sipping soda at the movies with a large bag of popcorn and extra movie theatre butter poured on top trying to concentrate on the previews resolved that Architecture is not a joke but wishing it would not interrupt. He has been told many times that his design skills are really good and these affirmations keep him working with great tenacity in a quest to make our structured environment really nice to live with. Born in northern British Columbia and raised in Hartville, Ohio, he attended Kent State University to earn his Bachelor of Architecture and went on to receive his Master of Architecture with Distinction from Harvard University Graduate School of Design. He currently teaches at Kent State University and works in Cleveland." one of our classmates has an exhibit with other ksu guys... Berg about: KoL I'm there Thews! I'll buy my tickets online at lunch. Berg about: music So Stern was talking about a new book today that's about music that ripped off music. it sounds great, and they played a ton of the examples...like this one - Prince - "Party like it's 1999" - it gets totally ripped off by Phil Collins in "Sussudio!"if you have Sirius, it should be on around 10:30 or so. Berg about: Penance and Bald hehehe - very funny andy. Abby - I was goofing around too at lunch...it's really amazing! 6th place worldwide! I really hope we're able to hit $250,000 in Cleveland. Thanks again to everyone for their support. I can't wait to get rid of this mop! Although, it does look sweet with my Team Ohio Bandana! Berg about: food i heard rumor about some local girls making corned beef? i can't confirm this. Sando can be eaten at Paninis though. They're pretty much the same thing...but better cuz it's in Cleveland. Berg about: calendar does anyone else use the google calendar? i was able to upload my outlook calendar there, and it's got cool features to add other calendars to yours. My high school friends and I are working on a shared birthday/anniversary calendar...if someone collects the data, or i can see who i'm missing really, i can create a shared bdc calendar that icat or google calendar users can use. Also, Bub can look into it how to do it, I believe they allow you to link it into a webiste, so we could add it to BDC! Berg about: crawl... okay, i'm crabby, and can't delete that last post, so don't bother reading it. here's the deal...I PROMISE YOU, YOU DON'T NEED A MAP. This crawl is 90% door to door. When you think of this crawl...think of the Kent Crawls. It'll be just like that. Berg about: crawl... honestly, i swear, my posts just don't get read. i've posted all the bars on a here a few times and have said a few times it's in the Gateway District...but enough bitching (i just got out of a 2.5 hour temple meeting to consider a new female rabbi, and then 2 hours on the phone with my dad regarding his backassward arguement against her, and that simple logic needs to be applied and the lesser of 2 evils needs to be applied, but he won't listen, he'd rather give up and fold the temple and join anohter one, then give this woman a shot) ugh...okay, now i'm way sidetrackedso i'm not making a map because i don't have the time, and one is not needed. the bars are all within in eyesite of each other. I dont' know how to explain this more than to say, remember the Kent Crawls. We walked out of Rays, to Mugs, then to BW3...that's how these are with the exception of 1 or 2. We start at Cooperstown 1 block north to Paninis. (You all know where the UDC is...it's on that corner.) So from Paninis, we walk out the door, and go in the door next to it, under the big sign that says clevelander. We walk out of that bar, and go in under the big sign that says Alescis. We go out that door and go in the door with the big sign that says AJ Roccos. We go to Thirsty Parrot if it's open, which is in the same building, and doesn't even require walking outside. Then we go out the front door, and go to Winking Lizard. (under the UDC) Walk out the door, go 2 doors down and go in the Boneyard. From there you head down the street to Nick's, where when you enter, you'll see Harry Buffalo across the parking lot. You'll also see Flannery's across the street from there. When you walk across the street to Flannery, you'll see the rest of the bars, except for Moriarties, which will be tricky and adventursome for us to find.Sorry I'm crabby, but I just don't know how else to explain that these are all within .5 sq. mi. of each other, and the majority of them involved going out one door and in the next. Berg about: get this... Voit...you should have let he poo in your bathroom. I can imagine Biggie and I know the state of panic she was in...that's funny. That's why I need a phantom crapper in my basement like Biggie. Berg about: donation here you go Cathryn... St. Baldrick's Day is almost here!!! Berg about: brackets if anyone wants to do a bracket ($5 ea.) let me know. Those that have done this league before should have gotten an email from cbssportsline. if not though let me know. Berg about: you know...I was giving a lot of credit to Bush for his forwarding thinking of pushing up and back the daylight savings things so we use less electricity at night...but then i thought, could Bush be smart enough to have done it so the gas companies (i.e. his buddies) could raise prices earlier and keep them higher later...(insert GW's evil satan laugh here) Berg about: I'm hoping to shave my head around 2:00/2:30...I would love it if some of yins were to come down for it. My parents and sister should be around too.Also, just an update...I'm getting close to 1/2 way to my goal of $5,000! If you haven't donated yet, and want to help out, here's the link! Berg Goes Bald (help me get to $2,500 by Friday!) Berg about: UN Countries can you name them all...sucks, you gotta spell, and England or Great Britain is United Kingdom...duh, right link Berg about: dude i was looking for that this afternoon to post it...funny funny funny! Berg about: democratic process this is funny. a suburb of cleveland just found out the results of a council seat...from a 2005 election!!! Berg about: footballs we picked up a bengals o-lineman to introduce jamal to the bengals so he can sell them coke...well, he won't sell it to him, he'll just unknowingly transport it for his friends who might do it. Berg about: footballs I don't think I can cheer for jamal lewis. and wes, word is the browns still want to draft petterson...let lewis teach him the ways, then petterson takes over. what the fuck happened to any sense of loyalty...at least pedro wouldn't go the yanks. that's about the only loyalty i've seen in sports as of late. Berg about: KSU Awesome I fucking hate losing to Akron @ home. That's what was on the line. It was a good game though, and Kent's 1st half was so bad they didn't deserve to win. What was cool was LeBron's buddies from high school are all on the Akron team, along with the coach, and LeBron was at the game and they kept showing him. He was jumping up and down, it was cool seeing a superstar act like we would and WITHOUT a 20 person entourage! Berg about: my boy just look at the pitcher the indians are talking long term with! love it. funny article on ESPN about the new uniforms, hats, shirts, etc. My Boy CC Berg about: test p.s. on 2nd thoughts...my old job sucked...but man did i have tons of free time to screw around on the internet all day! Berg about: test i'm testing my insanity! fucking a! so 1st day at work was good...except before i could figure out how to even use autocadLT and get adjusted, i had to help get some redlines done for a meeting tomorrow. got to stay an hour and half late! whohoo.meanwhile back at the bat cave, 4 people backed out of a poker tournament i'm trying to do for my temple as a fundraiser...leaving me well short of the 30 I wanted to have registered by Wednesday afternoon. anyone in cleveland want to play? $60 buy-in, but you get to write off $40, and take easy money from a bunch of jews that don't konw how to play. meanwhile, upstairs, away from the bat cave, i'm trying to help do this crawl, which thank you to everyone for sending me t-shirt info. I take it A'ron and Lindsay do not want T-shirts? we should be ordering next week, so get me any last minute orders. sizes might run small, (we're going to go try them on) so we'll adjust everyone's sizes if we need to. looking like they'll be $10.00/$12.00.Bub wants to know what Friday night will be like. Anyone have requests? Smoke pot and watch Borat? Hit the bars, come back, smoke pot, watch borat, sleep in, watch borat 2 more times, then crawl? i'm still not sure what time i'm getting my head shaved, but all are welcome to grab an early drink and grub with me when i go downtown to do that. Robyn, my parents, and i think cheryl and jake will all be around too if you anyone cares to see them. (Robyn should be around that evening too.) Berg about: best hockey game ever. haven't read all your posts yet, due to having spent 5 minutes watching the fight! it was awesome! heard about it all morning, glad i got to watch it. I like that both goalies were smiling and laughing as the got involved in the brawl! that's the funniest part! Berg about: Indians Fued I guess I should say, I mean, I get that it's the DR. orders, but do you get it? It's stupid. Even Francona would love him back there. Berg about: Indians Fued I've got an AIAS shirt on.Shilling in free agency at age, what...60 or something like that?Voit can you explain the Papplebon to the rotation move? BoSoxs have a chance to make him the next Mariano Rivera, and they're gonig to move him? Maybe I'm just a wishful thinking baseball fan, and he's not that good of a closer? Berg about: Indians Fued here's a little quote from that article ""I was tired of seeing that holey 15-year-old Cowley National Championship T-shirt. If it wasn't for the freebies he got from some of his wrestling buddies, he wouldn't have a wardrobe."I love baseball. Berg about: Indians Fued Hafner and Blake have at it Jeter/A-Rod style... well, kind of. haha Berg about: crawl i agree 100%. that's why i said it's sad and outrageous. i feel horrible for the paralyzed bouncer. pac-man said, i'm going to come back and kill you, then shots errupt from his crew and 3 people got hit! who the fuck does this guy think he is? seriously, first off, you're in Vegas...last place on earth to try and pull crap unless you own one of the other huge casinos...secondly, where in America do these punks learn that if you get into a fight you pull out a gun and shoot someone, thirdly, when do you not realize, they know who we are, we can't just shoot up the place. fourthly, how arrogant must you be to pull 'the rain' move. fucking douche. he should have a jail cell next to ray lewis and the cincinatti bengals! Berg about: crawl Wes has gotta do, what Wes has gotta do. So yeah. Speaking of alter-ego megastar athletes (although I don't think this one refers to himself in 1st person (or is it 3rd? i'm soo bad with this english language thing)) did you hear about Pacman Jones's little tryst in Vegas @ the Minx strip club? Mike and Mike were talking about it this morning. It's sad, and outrageous if what's reported is true! Berg about: crawl and b-lo BDC'ers can you tell the rest of the non-bdc'ers. thanks! Berg about: crawl if you want t-shirts email me and let me know. I need all t-shirt requests by monday, 10:00 am. berg_ol@hotmail.com. if you can, put "crwal:t-shirt" in the subject. Thew's got us a quote for like $10 if we get 20 or more, but not sure if that covered 2 colors, or just 1. It'll prob. be in the $10-$15 range, and they are rewearable. (i.e. they don't have men assfucking on the back) Berg about: kent biggie, i've been following and that was a big 4 pt win over UB last night! I didn't catch the Akron loss, that should be a sweet game! Berg about: Crawl you get the list bitch? Berg about: Sabres are mega that's funny, i was listening to ESPN radio this morning and heard the final score from yesterday's game and the stagering 86 points scored already...i think the Sabres might outscore the Browns this year! fucking browns.In other baseball news, this was a funny little bit from CBSsportline:The Diamondbacks are expecting big things out of young right fielder Carlos Quentin this season. And "big" doesn't just include offensive numbers and impeccable defense. It also means big as in bruises. Loads of them. During his three seasons in the minor leagues, Quentin led his league in being hit by pitches three times. In fact, he has been plunked 103 times since 2004. "I'm guessing there's a good chance he's going to lead our team for years to come in that category," manager Bob Melvin said toward the end of last season. "The numbers have been staggering to see how many times he's been hit. But that's part of his game -- and part of his on-base percentage." Berg about: baseball I detest barry bonds...but i gotta hand it to him...hitting a dong with his first swing in spring training practice is pretty awesome...then there's this: Now Zito occupies the locker next to Bonds' in spring training, and he'll do the same at AT&T Park. The two stars posed side by side Tuesday wearing gag T-shirts with the inscription, "Don't Ask Me … Ask Barry," and an arrow pointing to the other.That's actually funny! Berg about: Update that's great news! Berg about: choke job "In first-ever game as top-ranked team, Badgers fall to Big Ten rival"Way to handle the pressure scrotes! Team Ohio won't choke at the next competitions... Berg about: baseball hey douche...roberto, not sandy. as wes and i discussed last night, sandy was a valuable catcher...not awesome but an everyday catcher with a great arm. 6 all-star appearances and the awesome all-star homerun infront of his home crowd...other than that, prob. not a HOF guy. I'd say him and Santiago are a wash.As for the WIZ vs. Omar...you must have missed the 90's, Omar's moves were far superior, and him and Roberto were the magic i was talking about, not the throw from sandy, which was always exciting too. Berg about: baseball i so cut and pasted that from cleveland.com. I don't count Winfield either, but hey, what are you going to do. I think it's amazing that you had Omar and Alomar playing with each other, i forgot how magical those 2 were. ahh, the good ole days.Bub will be glad to know I actually didn't even vote for Alomar (he was good, but I never did like him because of that spitting thing) I voted for Maz! Here's a little info on him: (thanks baseball HOF):Mazeroski eventually became one of the best defensive second baseman in history with a lifetime .983 fielding percentage. The 10-time National League All-Star led the league in assists nine times, fielding percentage three times, and double plays eight times. A consistent batter, with 2,016 career hits, “Maz” achieved hero status in Pittsburgh's 1960 Fall Classic against the Yankees, when he became the first player ever to end the World Series with a home run.Anyone that says FUCK THE YANKEES in such style is my hero! Berg about: baseball Rawlings, promoting the 50th anniversary of the Rawlings Gold Glove, will select an all-time team, with one Gold Glove player at each position. It begins today with a ballot listing the 50 greatest defensive players, as selected by a panel of experts and historians. Five former Indians are on the list of 50: First baseman Vic Power, second baseman Roberto Alomar, third baseman Buddy Bell, shortstop Omar Vizquel and outfielder Dave Winfield. Voting for the all-time team begins today at www.rawlingsgoldglove.com Berg about: musik thom is up Berg about: musik so i'm listening to my yahoo station and i just heard a 15 minute live version of Peter Frampton's "Do you feel like we do" of the Frampton comes alive album...it's pretty solid w/ a 10 minute solo on the voice synthesizer thing that Bud at my office thinks is called an emulator. anyone know what it's name is? is it a voice emulator? Dickey you probably have the album, or can get it??? Berg about: musik i gots it, but you'll have to revise your top 10 list if you listen to it! Berg about: presidents day shit, if there's only 3 weeks we need to get shirt orders and such ASAP. same price range work? $10-$20 ($20 being only if it's the coolest most awesomest REUSABLE t-shirt ever) we got a prelim. design if we keep the crawl downtown...but thews has some concerns about the crawl the CAVS game in the same area...i say it'll just be more fun, and the cavs start at 7:30, we'll hit all the crowded bars before it lets out...but we're still discusssing... Berg about: presidents day wes, aren't you married to an archietct? way to take an interest in learning anything about her profession! (there bub, that's the best i can do for now. they found all this work for me for my last week...don't know where it's been the last 5 weeks when i've been twiddling my thumbs bored.) Berg about: sure, they invite this just after i get a girl friend! Berg about: st. b day ooh, that's weird bub, it's opening it in the frame, not a new window...did i fudge up the html stuff? Berg about: st. b day It's almost St. Patrick's Day, which means it's almost St. Baldrick's Day I just hit my 15% mark on my goal...let's see if I can hit 50% by the end of this week! Donate to Childhood Cacner Research or cut and paste this link: http://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/shavee_info.html?ShaveeID=720 Berg about: pres day so what, does everyone else have president's day off??? Berg about: The U they're so jealous all the OSU alum were saying THE ohio state university, so they came up with their weak wimpy thing. Berg about: yummy paula you're gay if you don't think her tits look great in the photo I posted! I just hope you don't run into Tim Hardaway this weekend, he sounds like he's got a little pent up rage against fags like you! Berg about: news cleveland made the national news with our big fat almost naked guy! check out cbsnew.com's video of it. haha Berg about: yummy paula dude, my posting is a hot picture of her from prob. 10-15 years ago...give me some credit...a'rons made me vomit a little, but i think there's some photoshoping done to those pics... Berg about: yummy paula nice boob shot of paula abdul...yeah, i'm bored, okay Berg about: SPORTS did you see what Bob Howry did in '04 and '05 when we took him as a stud/risk player. did you forget talking about Cleveland...the most optomistic/most let down sports city in the world! Of course we thought he'd become a stud again and lead us to a world series win! it's what we do here. i'm not quite sure if I even thought he wasn't our savior and would lead us to a WS victory. Berg about: SPORTS "The woe-is-me attitude is alive and well in Cleveland and going nowhere fast." Berg about: SPORTS this is funny...just found out about this page...daily non paid bloggers have too much time and don't jerk off enough if you ask me. God Hates Cleveland Sports Berg about: SPORTS and i guess that's lose not loose, i still get those fucked up. i think i'm just dumb. Berg about: SPORTS you hope they weren't counting on him? Shit, after Bobby Howry and some of the other scrubs we've picked up off of surgery that turned awesome, we had him slated to close with borowski as our set up man, and politte to come in and relieve whichever one got hurt first. we'll still be okay with borowski as our closer, but we loose our stud 8/9 punch we were hoping to get with borowski/foulke. Berg about: SPORTS i'll send you a box of kleenex.and i was saying, Foulke's a BoSox...meaning he's loyal to them, so they sent him out there to sabotage a team. haha. i was joking, but it'd be funny if teams did shit like that just to fuck up their chances with other people. Berg about: architecture he doesn't check it. you're better off getting hold of him through Katie's email: kstrand@kent.edu. I don't think I'm blowing their suprise...they got engaged last August! Berg about: SPORTS yeah, the broke that Foulke story last night at 12:30 am i think, at 1/2 time of a friggin great Cavs/Lakers game. and by great i mean a game that had 61 fouls, and 97 free throws!!! It was actually good, but i could have lived with a little less whistles. Anyways, fuck Keith Foulke. I am a pissed off Indians fan. Why fucking waste our time, we could have been out there doing shit. We did sign Cliff Politte last week, which was a big indicator one of the closers was about to go on the IR, but man, just fucking quiting. I think the BoSox planned it so screw with us. Berg about: tongue twister... yesterday, i was flipping channels and ran across MXC...I can't believe some of the lines I head:"He got beat like an Iraqi woman trying to get an education"One announcer announces a guy in a 'gay/fag' voice, the other goes, he's so gay even his dog disowned him.Like I really want to know who the fuck thought up these lines? Berg about: SPORTS actually that'd be really funny if it had been penny...i can imagine the utube version of a little penny and big penny anti-gay commercial. or the little one being, yo dude, i'm gay and then the big penny stomping the little one and then it flashes to all the little ones of other athletes who've made similar comments going into a closet and shutting the door. Berg about: SPORTS yeah, tim is what i meant to type...i get over frustrated sometimes and just let the fingers go fly...Robyn seems to like it :-) Berg about: SPORTS speaking of sports...anyone catch the homophobe penny hardaway's comments. holy crap...can't wait for rome to go off...although i'll be listening to the west coast stern show, someone let me know how it goes... Berg about: weather oh, and the car...it's still stuck on franklin. me - i'm stuck at home. roads aren't plowed and no one with a key can get to the office to open it up! haha. Berg about: evolution A'ron, you're forgetting my buddy in PA that refutes the existince of dinosours. There's a whole bunch of religous zulouts that don't think carbon dating is accurate!!! "Carbon-14 is but one of several radiometric dating methods that evolutionists consult when they build consensus on the age of particular fossils and (again by consensus, not by testable-repeatable science) decide how to arrange what they think our ancient history must have been."I like that the head of Kansas Citizens for Science is a Math teacher. Ceationism.Org - it'll keep you entertained all day Berg about: Are you kidding me?! Lanner - what a find!!! wes is right, you gotta rewatch it. I'm guessing that lawyer chick and I would have been best of friends in college. She doesn't seem too serious at all...and i bet she'd think 'good games' were a great idea that promoted heterosexuality!!! haha Berg about: weather so let me tell you why i'm awake...the majority of any non major road in Cleveland are not driveable. I have no idea why this is, and have not seen a snow plow in 4 hours. But...some moron decided to drive down Franklin anyways...and did really good, for 5 houses and then got stuck at my intersection. I watched them go forward, then reverse for 15 minutes...they managed to completely spin the car 180 degrees yet not move more than 5 feet. So this woman gets out of the car and runs 5 houses up the street and her boyfriend/husband/male friend/baby's daddy comes over to get the car unstuck. In 60 seconds, he's back on the road...problem is, you still can't drive on the road. So he gets 3 houses back (remember she managed to at least turn the car 180 degrees) and then slides into the curb and has now been there for 5 minutes trying to get unstuck. meanwhile another asshole who shouldn't be driving on the unplowed road comes driving right by him and barely misses the guy trying to get unstuck who is flooring his car in reverse. I don't hear the tires spinning anymore, so i hope they gave up and will get their car out some other time. thankfully i don't have to drive that way, or i'd be pissed the road around their car wasn't plowed when the city plows finally show up...if they ever do. Berg about: weather "c-bus has waffle houses, so it's pretty much the south."This just could be my favorite BDC quote ever!!! Berg about: weather I would imagine that C-Bus kinda freaks out because they just don't have the capacity to salt and plow the roads when they get bad storms, no? Like Wes, you probably take it for granted that yes there was a white out and you couldn't see, but there was a base of salt on those roads that had been laid down prior to or at the begining of the storm. imagine what it would have been like without that base...anywho, i hate fucks that can't drive in snow...but the big news is...IN 2 WEEKS I'LL BE WALKING TO WORK - AT MY NEW JOB!!! I'll be taking a job with Bob's old boss David Ellison doing a little Classical Residential design. And his office is about a 10 minute walk away! Can't wait to start and relearn all my column orders. Berg about: beer "( )" are because I'm not positive the bar will be open and or mind all of us coming in. There are 2 other bars in the area that I don't know the names of, and am not sure if they'll be open yet. Berg about: beer just a preliminary list of the bars we'll be hitting up in just the gateway district. If done in order it'll be door to door, with the exception of (1) 3 minute walk and (1) 5 minute walk.: Cooperstown Paninis (gateway) Clevelander Alesci AJ Roccos (Wilberts) (Thirsty Parrot) (Creepy Bar behind AT&T bldg) Winking Lizard (gateway) Bone Yard Nick's (seeeeeedy bar) (Black Dance Club above Nicks)(also seedy) Harry Buffalo (gateway) Flannery's (might be too busy, as it's the only Irish Pub in the area) Fat Fish Blue (might not be worth the extra 5 min. walk) House of Blues Pickwick and Frolic Corner Alley(might be fun to finish here and bowl, shoot pool, puke) Moriarties I'll work out details, maps, discounts and look into shirts. I'll need to start getting a list of people coming so i can plan on # of shirts and inform the bars to see if we can get deals, or sponsorships to get free shirts.I think I'm going to try and pull some strings to and see if the UDC can be used as our base. I'm going to stress the ALUMNI status of prob. 70% of the group. Berg about: beer done. Berg about: fights and hits those were awesome!!! Berg about: $25,000 meals anyone catch the story on msn? man it sounds like a good meal! but seriously, can't these people just give me money? like i want to just ask a rich person, hey, listen, any chance you just want to give me $15,000? i bet if i ask enough rich people one of them would say yes. a $25,000 stomach ache Berg about: ABBREVIATIONS ANYONE GOT AN ARCHITECTURAL ABBREVIATION FOR 'K'? WE CAN'T THINK OF ONE, AND I WANT TO LEAVE THE K'S IN THERE, AND KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS ISN'T AN OPTION ANYMORE. THE POWERS THAT BE, DON'T FIND IT AS HUMOUROUS. Berg about: crazy fucking republican! seriously, i'm shocked and offended by that statement. Berg about: what you don 24? Berg about: what you don't want to hear on a job site this was inclosed in an email I got regarding the new art museum: I should qualify that: the inner layer is complete except on either side of one glass fin that was pitted by an overzealous welder near by who got some weld splatter on the glass. Now a new fin is being fabricated and air freighted in, and the glass on either side is on hold. That poor guy is getting $50 grand taken out of his next paycheck. Should of protected the glass like he was told to. Berg about: Pittsburgh Hockey I corrected that to Stars later on...and not to argue symantecs (sp?) but it wasn't until 1973 (i think i remember that was what i read 2 seconds ago) that the AHL was actually a professional MINOR league. Until then it was a rival of the NHL and not just somewhere for the minor league kids to play. Sure it's the league that didn't win, and is now the NHL's stomping grounds for it's rookies and underdeveloped kids, but it was a rival at one point. Berg about: Pittsburgh Hockey and the Barons (NHL: 1976-1978) never won jack shit and were stolen from San Francisco...but the Barons (AHL: 1937-1972) were the most succesful team ever winning 9 championships and moved to Jacksonville in 1973.Cleveland's hockey history is crazy!!! I think there's 3 differnt pro teams: NHL, AHL, WHA. (AHL was pro back then, not minor like it is now.)To Cap that off, their minor league teams have been the Lumberjacks, Barons, and now the new Lake Erie Monster's which start next year and are from Utah, and are the minor league team of the Avalanche, my favorite NHL team! Berg about: Pittsburgh Hockey actually, I guess the Stars didn't inherit any previous cups. They don't mention any affiliation with the Northstars or Barons... Berg about: Pittsburgh Hockey i like to hear abby moan!!!Bub is that "regardless of the fan base" or "irregardless of the fan base"?If they do move, will Pittsburgh fight to keep the franchise name and history like Cleveland did with the Browns? I'm just waiting for a sports team to move (I can't think of one since the Browns) and to see if the city is willing to put up a fight for their team at least. I mean, you'd loose all that history! Kind of like the Dallas Northstars have 1 or 2 of the Cleveland Barons Stanely Cup in their history, via the Minnesota Northstars... Berg about: crazy astronaut broad andy is that kind of like the game hole 1 or hole 2 game? Berg about: Happy Laner Day! happy bday old married lady!!! Berg about: crazy astronaut broad you can let them out of the kitchen to give you bj's in the bedroom...but not to go shopping...cuz then they buy diapers so they don't have to stop the car on the journey to kill the mistress!!! did you read that part? she bought diapers so she wouldn't have to stop the car to use the bathroom!!! she's got some issues. Berg about: Benefits Firm: Architecture only, 8 employees Reimbursement for ARE fees: Only for a passed test (1/2 paid when passed, ½ paid after all test have been completed) Access to studyguides: None Paid time off to take exam: None Bonus after passing: Been told there is, plus you get the remainder of ½ the cost of test Reimbursement for LEED exam fees: Yes AIA dues: none paid Sick days: 0 Personal time: 6 Vacation: 10 Life Insurance (ex. 2 x salary): None Short-term disability: None Long-term disability: not that I know of Maternity leave: no female employees Percentage of health insurance paid by employer (ex. 50% employer, 50% employee) Family coverage = based on individual Do you have a deductible (ex. $250 family, $500 individual)/incident ($2,250/$3,500)/year Dental: Yes Vision: Nope Does your company offer part-time opportunities, job-share or the ability to work from home on a frequent basis? No need Berg about: supa-bowl Not sure what year's it's from but it's funny. fucking fcc A banned Naked Ferret Commercial Berg about: supa-bowl by the way, my favorite comment I made yesterday was after the game...I told my Dad, we just saw history, we just saw the first black coach to lose a super bowl! Berg about: All that I can muster... cheer up Brad...would you rather be the fan of a team who obviously took the wrong black head coach 2 years ago, and has now hired coaches and coordinators from the only 3 teams that were WORSE than you last year!!! Berg about: crazy japanesse so correct me if I'm wrong...but the the people who brought us that crazy show on Spike TV, and who have a reality TV show that raises a port-a-pot while you're using their crazy u shaped waste receptical are upset over this comment...which is really funny...TOKYO, Japan (Reuters) -- Japan's top government spokesman said on Monday the health minister should stay in his post despite a furor over his reference to women as "birth giving machines," but pressure to resign looked unlikely to fade. Berg about: KOL KOL added a new song to their my space page Berg about: music they don't differ from mine Cathryn! hehe. i'd love to hear it. also, i have the new Yusuf album... anyone hae the new kean album? Berg about: Aqua Teen Hunger Force there's a U Tube video of them hanging all the signs... there's also a trailer for the movie!!! Berg about: super Troopers 2!!!! speaking of oh sweet lord and new movies...In case you haven’t heard, some people over at Turner Broadcasting are in a teensy weensy bit of trouble because of an Aqua Teen Hunger Force guerilla marketing campaign gone wrong. Yesterday a couple of struggling artists in Boston were arrested for hanging up blinking electronic signs to promote the Aqua Teen movie. Of course, since Bostonians love to create drama (Um, Boston Tea Party anybody? Hel-lo), somebody thought the city was under attack by terrorists and panic ensued. Apparently it was “wicked scary.” Anyway, here’s a video of the two dudes hanging the ads around Boston. Or, as the prosecution will call it, Exhibit A. Berg about: Harry Potter? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book #7 - due out july 21st!!! Berg about: music i'm putting up the very best of chris botti...he's a faggy trumpet player that has sexy jazzy music. feel free to take it down if there's better stuff to go up, but figured i'd throw it up while we waited. Berg about: KoL and i have no idea why their in wma format...uploading now. Berg about: KoL btw, to upload to the ftp site with IE 7.0, i need to open a windows explorer (like my c: drive) then type in the ftp address... Berg about: KoL the mp3's seem to work...i have them with me. the only thing is everytime i try to burn the mp3 to a CD it doesn't work. maybe it won't work on your pc, but i'll put them up and try. Berg about: glue factory... Anyone want to guess what the Dr. is having trouble with:"I'm still having trouble dealing with it," said Richardson, the chief of surgery for the University of Pennsylvania's New Bolton Center, his voice cracking. "I don't really want to talk about it. It's still hard to deal with." Berg about: drafting table this is cool. dickey you should enjoy it's design Berg about: Indiana Jones in Florence... this is a cool story. Lost DaVinci Painting Berg about: footballs just to update you on the soon to be named Brungles...the Browns in the infinite wisdom have hired the Texans O-Line coach...for their O-Line (Charlie didn't get to set the record for # of sacks in a season and that must have pissed of the brass enough to make sure he sets it next year) then they hired the Oakland Raiders Special Teams coach for our special teams...hmm, oh yeah, that's the Oakland that was actually worse than us last year, then K2 went under the knife...but don't worry...because"He said the best he’ll probably ever be after the accident is 90 percent, but that his 90 percent is better than anybody else out there. During the season, he said he was looking forward to having the scope and getting healthy so he can play with less pain next season!" Berg about: summer comp i just got my back waxed in anticipation of not having a hairy back while i walk around during comp weekend. we'll bring the belt up with us so you guys can oggle at it! Berg about: history lessons I POOPED INSIDE IT... (and in no way shape or form are we talking about Wes or Leanne...we're talking mainly about competition team #1 and #2 that would never travel. And I think I said that it's just a bad rep you guys have, because it's been better in recent times...) Berg about: history lessons Wes, trying to refute that is dumb...you can touch it and see it, and it's in Rome. Min. Wage however is intangable and I can refute that 'facts' of macro! who said 1 is 1. I mean, it's like 1 could be 3 but 3 is 1 and 2 is really 7. I mean drama man!!!Derek, hopefully that will be the case! Just have to hope he's got some money to pay me, and work to keep me busy. I'll keep you updated. Berg about: St. P nah, i'm pretty sure the b-lo, "we're not traveling approach" is a clear cut winner. there's like 10 of us in c-town, and biggie, cathryn, alicia and brad have to drive past c-town to get to b-lo...so we'll forgo the vote and say it's here.And i would like to say the b-lo 'we're not traveling approach' has in recent months been the opposite, and i was very impressed with their showing in pittsburgh and that last 2 crawls. so no offense b-lo. Berg about: history lessons that's funny a'ron...it's Plazzo Spada by Boromini...and I'm sure a few of you will enjoy that I somehow remembered that through association of our "Los Spados Los Spados" chant in Euchre! Berg about: history lessons from the berg???!!! Well, I had a 4 hour interview yesterday with an architecture firm, and we were talking about this and that, and we brought up this...  I was amazed that I was able to name the Palazzo, but couldn't remember the architect...so I figured I'd drop it up here and see who was the fastest to answer. (and no wikipedia or internet!!)
Berg about: glue factory... i think it's the same type of "news" that horse racing fans would consider Barry Bond's latest drug tests. Berg about: NICE!!! Berg about: great way ruin my afternoon Voit! That's fucked up! That is one of the worst injustices I've ever read. Berg about: hello do i need to post something stupid to get wes on his soap box to get some convo going? Berg about: Sketch UP oh, and fake BOOBIES are only okay if there a hollywood job. None of that cheap New Jersey boobs please! Berg about: Sketch UP and so i'm not misunderstood, i think fake is okay sometimes and not other times. fake diamonds...not okay. Fake brick that's only 1/4" thick and allows me to use it all over the building and there's no way you'll ever tell unless you're like, hey how did they do that wall in 9" instead of 12" I'm cool with. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not cool with it if I can tell it's 1/4" brick instead of a full sized brick, but if I can triple the amount of brick i can use based on a budget, the super glue that shit up! Berg about: giggly little girl i'm contemplating how cool it would be if we all had bubdotcom.com email addresses!!! I assume there's a webmail version of the email? or do i have to use that with Outlook or some other program that mimics the webbase format of email and cheapens my email experience by recreating a form of email that emulates its original intent rather than presenting itself as a new form of email? (AND WES, I'M MERELY FUCKING AROUND WITH THAT...NO NEED TO REPLY!!!) Berg about: Sketch UP Bub, I think we should pony up for larger space. We should also all pony up for us to get a bdc.com email address that we can all switch to and have it run through GoDaddy. I think we'd then qualify as the coolest friends on Earth. What was that one website, we really need to challenge those scrotes from chicago in a battle of coolest group of friends. Berg about: Sketch UP I think I found the divergance in our lines of thought...I think that if I can recreate a marble look in a non-marble material that last...than good! If you can replicate something without losing quality, then I think it's good. Like those diamond's you've all been buying your ladies. Like anyone can really tell if it's a diamond or querbric-zarconion. (or how ever the fuck you spell that one!) Berg about: Sketch UP i uploaded the drawings in the ftp area. Berg about: Sketch UP Wes, check out the drawings I created with a previously built model in 15 minutes...how you don't think it's cool that we can recreate hand drawn stuff is beyond me! If it saves time isn't that the American way? Berg about: Sketch UP SketchUP is free. Computer models are also very fast to do, and as A'ron pointed out you can take 15 views from 1 friggin model. If that's not more efficient that doing 15 hand drawings I don't know what to say. Also, some of us can't draw, and or don't have the patience/ self confidence to draw. Therefore it's nice to have a way to compete with people who can. i'm just waiting for the day I can insert a tube into my brain access port and just think and it appears on the monitor! Berg about: All-Star Festivities no you moron, it's opera's twin brother...fraternal of course!!! By the way, I hope you're all as eagerly awaiting this new tv show!!! Berg about: All-Star Festivities good job NHL!!! Not being in a hockey city...i completely missed that there was an All-Star Game already. When was it? They didn't honestly try to run it against the SOTU, did they? That would just be dumb, but then again, the NHL seems to be run by a punch of monkey's that turn the charts so they look like they're doing great, ala the Career Builder commercials, or Monster. Great marketing you fucks, I know the commercials but couldn't tell you what company you're advertising for!As for the SOTU, those male Senators and House peeps...they're freaky looking! Freddy Cougar looking mother fuckers! Berg about: Sketch UP okay, I know i've preached this program to the BDC'ers as if I worked there, but you gotta check out release 6!!! It's fucking unreal. They've introduced all new styles that make it look like you drew it, by hand, on yellow bumwad, or with a charcole pencil, or with a dry erase marker on a dry erase board. it's fucking cool. they've also added 2 point perspective mode, materials, and a ton more of shit. i'm excited about my afternoon exploring it!!! Berg about: stoned slackers... did you hear what that fucking idiot asswipe O'Rielly said about that abducted kid!!!The Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reilly voiced the thoughts of some: "You know the Stockholm syndrome thing, I don't buy it." Shawn accepted his captivity because Devlin made life easy for him, O'Reilly claimed. "No school, play all day long."I wish someone would abduct him so I don't have to listen to his stupidity!! What a fuck!And fuck Opera for putting the family and the kid on TV 2 weeks later! Way to sell your soul to the devil for ratings! I don't care if the kid and the family wanted to be on, or that you paid them...you're a fucking sick-o praying on the emotions of people before they have time to comprehend shit! Berg about: posts sometimes i feel like that song "mad world" by Michael Andrews, when i post on BDC. Berg about: newspapers everywhere suck... (Scrambled) egg on our face The Plain DealerLt. Gov. Lee Fisher, a seasoned politician with a penchant for self-deprecating humor, served up one of his favorite yarns Monday before giving a keynote address to promote trade with Israel at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Independence.But the story, involving breakfast and scrambled directions, went down a little too easy, at least for one Plain Dealer business reporter, who reported it as fact.Fisher joked that he showed up at the wrong hotel that morning but gave a speech anyway – to group learning about the proper use of pesticides. The story was meant to underscore a politician’s need to be flexible. The Plain Dealer regrets being so rigid and literal. Berg about: work sucks so we have 1 active project, 2/3 coming down the pipes...my boss was traveling in Orlando for 1 of our projects and stayed over the weekend...got back yesterday...didn't even bother showing up for the all day meetings with the client on the only active project until 10:45, and didn't even go into the meeting until 11:15...must be nice to be the boss and not care about your firm's success because your sister-in-law's bankrolling the firm for right now! What arrogance, his time must be more important than the developer who's our only billable client! Berg about: pics anyone have NYE pics? Berg about: stupid sexy me neither Bub, but my brother-in-law swears by it. Berg about: STERN SHOW The new word Artie created was Louche - which is a loser and a douchebag! As in Tony Balon is a Louche and will be enjoying nice bubblies on March 17th in Cleveland, Ohio! Berg about: 2 new jobs from a weird MSN article: Go Along for the Ride Linda Haneborg at Express Personnel remembers one client in California who needed to hire someone as a 'Permanent Passenger' to ride along in the delivery truck so the driver could use the express carpooling lanes. If you're dream job is taking an endless roadtrip, you may want to investigate this option. Consider the 'Hole' Job How about a job sitting in a folding chair and watching an open manhole? Another of Haneborg's clients was looking for a sewer sentry whose job was to make sure either no one fell in and hurt themselves or climbed in to steal workers' tools. I think I'd like the hole watching job. You'd get to check out hot chicks walking by! Berg about: stupid sexy i'm pretty sure bub got it right, it's a new rule they started last year, under 5 minutes in either 1/2 it's like college, they stop the clock on 1st downs until the ball is set. Then it starts ticking again. clock only stops if you go out of bounds under 2 minutes. as for the fumble, if what bub posted are the rules, then how come the both those TDs counted last night? Mannkis picked up a fumbled ball at a spot more forward than where it was fumbled? Also, did you know that on a punt, if the punting team touches the ball, the receiving team can pick it up and run, and even if they fumble the ball and loose it, they get the ball back at where it was originally touched! if they don't fumble it, they get to keep it where they advanced the ball too! weird rule that one is. Berg about: baseball rumors I was wondering how long it would take for the news to reach you! If it makes you feel any better, I've always disliked Trot Nixon, his names just irks me. Berg about: Alicia So glad to hear everything went well! My thoughts and prayers are with you guys. (well at least for whatever that's worth since my thoughts are dirty and my prayers are Jewish!) Love you Alicia, recover quickly so you can be back to bossing Brad around! Berg about: smoke free by the way...d'rok best bet i've ever made! 18 days and smoke free, feeling great! haven't even wanted one for at least a week. it does help that i don't have the Mountain boys around when I'm drinking, but I was out with Depuy and Tina for her bday, that was rough. Now I need to just loose the 10 lbs. and get in shape and i'll be like a new Berg. Ready for bigger and better leaps farther over the line! Berg about: vacation feeler... I'm so down with the vacation idea Bub...but I'm pretty sure I can't this year, but really really want to with all you guys in the future. If you can believe this...I've already got a ton of weddings! Haha. I'm also thinking about a 3 week trip where I'd hit up DC, Philly, NYC, Boston and conclude in Maine for summer throw down! And there's that 1 month trip to South Africa in December I want to do, not to mention things are going great with Robyn and her family's got a place in Naples that we can use whenever. So now I just need to find a job where I get 3 months of vacation! Berg about: Wet Kisses you can crush and smash on this:  Berg about: in baseball news okay, i just changed my mind! That is a respectable record! Without Willis their payroll would have been under 10 million!!! WTF!!! Berg about: in baseball news holy crap! it is possible... 2006 Payrolls Berg about: in baseball news so i'm reading the dontrell willis article on ESPN and read the last paragraph:"The Marlins finished with a respectable 78-84 record last year despite an Opening Day payroll of just south of $15 million, easily the lowest in baseball. The team is also in the middle of negotiations with third baseman Miguel Cabrera, who is in line for a huge raise in his first year of salary arbitration."1. How is that a 'respectable' record?2.Could they really have had a payroll of less than 15 million?? That doesn't even seem possible? You're telling me ARod was getting paid 10 million more than their entire team? Berg about: in other football news it's a little long, but funny as shit in diaper on a 90 year old man. Read this weeks TMQ Berg about: line backers still he's no andra davis or d'qwell jackson. what a cool name. I want my first born to have an apostrophe in his name. kinda like A'ron. Berg about: line backers Brad, it'd be kind of like having Andra Davis, Chaun Thompson, D'Qwell Jackson!!! Berg about: Jewish Humor Six-year-old Patrick O'Connor invites his friend Maurie Cohen to sit in on his Sunday school class. The teacher, a nun, offers the children 25 cents if they can tell her who the most important person in the Bible is. Maurie's hand shoots up, and he answers without hesitation, “Jesus.” “You're right,” says the sister, handing him his reward. “But I'm surprised that someone of the Jewish faith would realize this.” “Listen,” says Maurie, “it's really Moses, but business is business.” Article on Jewish Humor...good birthday gift idea for me Berg about: BORED dude, i just watched it again so i could show colon...notice the woman in the background on the phone laughing and smoking, then the boy in the background gets up, is on his cell and is laughing, then the woman is smoking in the background...it's all very funny. Berg about: BORED then you'll love the "my son he mental retarded" quote in my last post Berg about: BORED i'm inching even closer to hell with this link. It's a sad story, but alas, I find the lady being interviewed to be one hell of a character... angry woman Berg about: Giants May Acquire Ronde Barber To Play Running Back NEW YORK--Giants GM Ernie Accorsi told the New York Post today that the team is considering a deal to acquire Tampa Bay cornerback Ronde Barber to replace his brother, Tiki, at running back. Tiki announced his retirement earlier this season and Accorsi sees Ronde as the next best thing. “Ronde is Tiki’s twin brother,” Accorsi said. “He looks exactly like him, he acts like him, he has the same temperament, the same physical make-up, and, if that’s not enough, he’s been a professional football player for close to ten years. How could he not handle the job? He’d have to be retarded.” After acquiring Ronde to replace his brother, Accorsi will focus his efforts on acquiring Peyton Manning to replace his brother Eli, and Fred Coughlin to take over at head coach for his brother, Tom. Berg about: crawl we had talked about doing it in Cleveland this year because it fell on Saturday and I wouldn't be able to do St. Baldrick's Day and the crawl otherwise. My plan was that AJ Roccos would be the first bar, and I'd get my head shaved as the start of the crawl.Cleveland also has a parade on Saturday at 1:00 and it's a pretty fun time...i never go, because parades are stupid, but it's a pretty well done event. Berg about: GANGSTAS Umm...C-bus, just so you know, if we do the crawl down there again, we're going to Sinbad's Show Bar!!!Speaking of which, I'm going to start organizing and talking to bar owners in the gateway district. It should be cool, we won't have to walk far at all, and we can get free haircuts if anyone else wants to shave their heads with me! Berg about: BORED If I believed in hell...I'd be one step closer after chuckling a little akwardly at this story... Robbery Gone Wrong Berg about: Muzak track list for 2006 wes??? Berg about: Muzak Good job on the albums Wes...I actually like most of it. So I know every now and then there's a request for classical music...and I just happen to have just purchased The Planets, but Gustav Holst. One of the premiere orchestral arangements out there. I'm more than willing to share if anyone has interest. If not, I'll just think of how much you are missing out when I go home tonight, have a glass of wine, pop in the CD and let my imagination run wild. (and no Andy, they are usually clean images...) Berg about: fuckers Biggie, glad to hear you guys are all okay! I know some good Jewish laywers if you need them! haha. That's a crazy story about the gangsters coming through the ER. Did you guys drive to to Detroit for a hospital?I hope we all remember that it's cheaper to pay a $20 parking ticket and take a taxi, then drive home drunk... Berg about: if i dated a celeb do you think if I was dating Natlie Portman, I could ask her to dress up in that Queen Amadalah outfit for sex? Or even just as Padmé later on? Berg about: GO BUCKS whatever, I can't help it, it's a product of being raised in Cleveland. Just like those kids raised by church fanatic parents...just feel sorry for me. Berg about: GO BUCKS speaking of winning Bub, I didn't know Pitt was representing in a BCS game!!! That was cool...Coach Wannstedt got to do the 1/2 time show of the Orange Bowl. I bet that made you Pitt fans proud!!! Berg about: GO BUCKS wes and bub, i look forward to dangling my balls in your mouths next time you pass out. seriously fucking smack talk is what sports are about...and they got stomped, but i think we all know they weren't as bad a team as they played last night. they don't deserve shit, but they really are a better team, they just were flat. Berg about: GO BUCKS I sincerely hope you all get flat tires on your drive home...and I hope it's snowing, and slushy, and you get splattered alot while chaning the tire. I really understand now why my 1 uncle has completely stopped watching sports. I might not live past 40 being a sports fan in Cleveland. Berg about: GO BUCKS SO WHO ELSE IS FUCKING PUMPED FOR THE 2ND BEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME OF THE YEAR, AND OSU'S STOMPING OF THEM 'GATORS! DOMINATION IS SIMPLY HOURS AWAY...(DOMINATION I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT WAS SIMILARLY SHOWN BY TEAM OHIO DURING COMPETITION WEEKEND!)HAPPY BIRTHDAY WES!DID ANYONE SEE DEREK SMOKE A CIGARETTE THIS WEEKEND? Berg about: LIENS-BOOOO we put a lien on a property because we were owed money by the people that owned the land. i would imagine they affect your credit in that you don't get to count the land as any of your assests, seeing as that a bank wouldn't want to lend money based on land that could be potentially taken without compensation. however, they are really hard to execute from what i understand. placing a lien cost a bit of money, then executing costs even more. and all those steps involve expensive overpaid lawyers...who are probably just greedy Jews...just kidding, I like Jewish people! Berg about: betting Bub, can you work on this betting board...I've got some bets I need to enter! Berg about: Muzak wes, don't think that by saying it's a good album I'm giving any approval of your dismal top 10 list that somehow missed the Thom Yorke album, and the Jack Johnson "Curious George" CD Berg about: Muzak instead of correcting yourslef, why don't you get off your lazy ass, copy your post, delete it, and repost it with the correct spelling, etc... Berg about: Muzak this nightmares on wax fucking rocks...i wish i was uber stoned and chillin on my couch right now jerkin to some dirty filthy porn! Berg about: smoke free that's right bitches...derek does not get to punch me in the balls just yet!!! i survived my first heavy night of drinking without doing the "just one smoke cuz i'm drinking" thing!!! Hey B-lo, if you see D'rok smoke, let me know, cuz I get to punch him in the balls if he does. Or I'll let Tony punch him in the balls if he sees it! Just hit him hard. This is a great bet Derek. Every urge was snuffed by the i don't want to get punched in the balls consiquence! Berg about: ARE if it says feb 07, let's sue and say we thought it meant feb 07 as in 3007. fuck NCARB, I'm hoping it all goes to hell before I finish getting my CD hours. fucking CDs. Colon and i got some onsite construction hours yesterday at the new clinic building. it's pretty sweet. nice little curtain wall too. hey columbus people, who is jjdh, or hhjd, or something like that. they were the architects, but no one there knew what firm it really was. Berg about: spam Like do I really need this in my inbox??? Busty anal hottie gets cum facial Berg about: Silly Jews So Jews are so smart, we all know this...but every now and then they go ahead and do stupid ass things like this... Let's buy land on the moon Hyme! Berg about: footballs Wes, when did London Fletcher get the "-Baker"? Is he a big pussy and taking his wife's name? And how studly is Shawn the Juicer Merrieman! Leads the league in sacks...and missed 4 games. Berg about: bet board bub, can we make a bet board where only bets are allowed to be posted, and then have a matrix somewhere so we can keep a running tally. It think it'd be lots of fun.Wes, we'll have tons to be on this year...did you know the Bills travel to Cleveland this year!!! 2007 is going to rock for this reason alone! I bet it's the game is only 9 months away! I'm pumped already! Berg about: footballs Garcia blows and is merely a puppet with his strings being pulled. don't you worry, the eagles will be 1 and done, and baby bald headed ugly mother fucker jeff will fade into nothingness again, and A'ron Brooks will be comeback player of the year on whatever team he winds up on.The Browns are definately fucked up and a long way from being good. Wes did you just hear about the Bentley surgery that didn't go well, on top of winding up with a staph infection. (That's 6 or 7 staph issues in the last 2 years for the Browns. And they've been our "stars." Winslow had 2 when recovering, Edwards had 1, Brian Russel missed the last 3 games with 1, Bentley's got 1 and I can't remember the others, but I know they've spent a ton of money looking for the source out in Berea and still can't find it. Berg about: New years I'm glad everyone that made it, made it and made my NYE awesome! For those of you who didn't, hope to party with you next year. For those of you who like to fight...I'll be providing a jello tub next year, and inviting Elaine. For those of you who still don't get that I own the fucking house we party in, learn how to close the fucking door behind you instead of letting it slam shut.To Jay Bullie, thank you for finally learning how to turn the door handle when you shut the door.To Bub, please stop talking Derek out of fighting people because he's been brainwashed to think "it's the Gin talking" and not just his enourmous "Beer Muscles and Beer Ego" that comes out.To Derek, please keep on trying to fight people when you get drunk, it entertains me very much!To Becky Brunt, your chicken dip was good.To LJ, we missed your texas caviarre dip sorely...Biggie and I request you share the receipe with someone so in your abscence it can still be made.To Toner, I'm sorry the lines were "busy all night" and you didn't get a hold of us, but thank you for your 6:30 am text message.To everyone else, thanks for a great night! Berg about: shitty architecture Hey Matt Schmidt: (didn't want to send this to your work email, and don't have any other email for you)Hey, how’s the city architecture website coming along? Maybe you guys could update that to say “coming soon in early 2008” give yourself some lead time for the launch. Berg about: nfl since it's so quiet here, should we talk about how cincy totally choked!!! i mean, they had to win, denver had to loose or kc win and this and that to make the playoffs...pretty tough scenario...then...all the cards fall into place except for the Cincy needs to win part! what a choke job, what a collapse, what a missed FG, what a bomb by Big Ben in OT! But like the Browns as of late, bad teams will find a way to lose, because in the end, they are just bad teams! Berg about: fiesta bowl mid majors celebrate!!! what a fucking game! did anyone else stay up for this? i've never seen so many trick plays and the hook and latter!!! what a way to tie the game. f OU!!! Berg about: ftml bub, what is ftml? i've never heard of it, but it's what this page is... Pierogi Palace Berg about: i bub, I can do the same job biggie's offering to do, but I'll show up an hour later, need 3 weeks vacation and 2 weeks PTO, and I only need 53.21K plus benefits, including a 401K matched at 100% up to $3,000 per year. Berg about: top ten rant how high on the list will Paris Hilton be is my question! Will Thom Yorke's album make an appearance in the top 10? Will Sigur Rois? Will Gnarles Barkley or Jack Johnson make the cut? My prediction is Jack and Thom will get the Tom Brady treatment, though they deserve to be in this year's top 10. I mean come on, the album are on that damn curious george CD is so cute! Berg about: New Years Eve any group of people want to say, hey Berg, want us to bring a bottle or Rum??? Berg about: New Years Eve sorry, i had to delete the cartoon, it's margins were fucking things up. Berg about: MLB so far the Yankees have signed 2 people this off season...Mike Mussina, and Andy Petit, to a total of 3 years and 39,000,000! What I don't get it, Petit (34 yr) gets 16 mil for 1 year, and Mussina (38) gets a 2 year 23,000,000 deal? I mean, maybe I just love the Moose (only yankee I love, well A-Rod too, just cuz he's so awesome) but don't you think the Moose would be worth just the same as Petit? a 5 million a year difference? I guess his being 2 years and being 38 is what makes it worth it for him. Anyways, what's Manny up to in boston? did he leave yet? Berg about: New Years Eve and really, i'm just screwing around...so don't feel bad. unless your derek or bullie, you 2 have no reason not to be here saturday night. Berg about: New Years Eve but on the bright side, none of you can continue to guilt me into coming up for the whole weekend when it's at your place... Berg about: New Years Eve you guys all suck Berg about: New Years Eve oh and don't worry, A'ron is bringing the belt up, so we can all stare at it! Large, what's your story? Nolde wants to know too. Berg about: New Years Eve what's everyone's story? When are people coming in to play? Is Sweeney coming? Last I heard he was. Bullie said something about Friday, but haven't heard from anyone. Abby/Bub? dropping the dog off at mom and dad's and coming to play all weekend? it'll be a very cheap night friday and I plan on being responsible saturday night. maybe we'll play board games :-) does anyone have any? Berg about: weather by the way, it's snowing in Jerusalem today...pretty weird, eh? Berg about: wikipedia Wes, I have a job for you...I could not wikipedia Griffis Sculpture Park!!! This is a travesty! You should post something about it, and put pictures of us having fun in the park! Berg about: suck 10 minutes! you rock!!! Berg about: suck you know what sucks bub...when i click on your name to see all your posts so i can find the link to your house to show a friend...it brings up all your posts, but doesn't bring up the html links...hmmm Berg about: Loves... freaking broads! Berg about: work I'm at work today...mainly because no one else is. anyone else? did you guys have a good christmas? we did our family chanukah gift exchange. i got cool stuff. Star Gate SG1 season 1!!! Boston Legal Season 1!!! Then my brother got me a sweet cheap little 'stocking stuffer' bonus gift of a USB hub coffee warmer!!! how friggin cool is that!!! got some other cool stuff too, including a b/w photography book on cleveland architecture. make sure you check it out new year's weekend. Berg about: Merry Chirstmas Dirty Uncle Eric, Nessie, Tina Lou and Miss Nevada wish everyone a Merry Christmas!!! Berg about: oh boo fucking hoo Palmer has had his 2 star wide receivers all year...Sexy Brady has had no wide receivers...and his stats are NOT that far off from Palmers! Go look and tell me you don't agree that a division title and a 10-4 record aren't enough to make up the differences in stats. Berg about: oh boo fucking hoo stats are only 1 thing about pro bowl selections. how can you consider yourself the best if you're not helping your team win? Palmer statistically is having a better season by 500 yards, but has only 2 more TDs, 2 more INTs, and 4 more FL. Palmer is struggling to get his team in the playoffs Brady is a division champion. Seems pretty easy to figure out which one is the Pro Bowler. Berg about: oh boo fucking hoo doesn't this hurt your case:The Patriots have a better record and they beat the Bengals 38-13 earlier in the season. Palmer's stats might be better, but Brady is a three-time Super Bowl champ who is on the verge of winning a division title. Berg about: KSU Awesome what a game! they hung in there until about 4 minutes left in the game. How huge would that have been to knock them off their 48 game win streak against non conference opponents in the K Center!!! Berg about: Sex is good for you Wait until you read the bit about how sex is good for you teeth too!!! I love that this is on MSN! Must Read Article Berg about: This just in... can we transfer Nissassa onto DVD? Berg about: house update holy crap...i never saw the old wall paper! what on earth was anyone ever thinking!!! abby has sexy feet! looks great! i wish my ass wasn't as slow. thanks for making me feel real lazy! Berg about: K-S-U Awesome Kent vs. Duke: 7:00 pm: ESPN PRIMETIME!!! WTF! This should be laughable! Can't wait to watch it. Berg about: make me want to shout! Browns went 0 for in the AFC North. First time ever in franchise history. I hate football. Can't wait for tonights game thow! Palmer and Housh need to hook up twice, and I can win my playoff matchup! Berg about: personal  "Anyone that's single I've either been out with or I know"Hi my name is Eric. I'm a Scorpio hailing from the great city of Cleveland. I enjoy long walks long walks home from downtown, light the candles on the menorah, singing the dreidle song, and winning championship belts. I'm also considered a stud, by most of my friends. Berg about: i'm dumb did you guys know that the Green Bay Packers are publicly owned? How major things like this have escape being knowledge in my brain are beyond me! Packer's Owners Berg about: happy!  Berg about: happy!  Happy Chanukah!! Berg about: Happy! glad to see that at 30 that excuse is perfectly acceptable to convince yourself that you're not really lazy, you just accidentally turned the alarm clock off. I've convinced myself of that at least 24 times. Happy Birthday old man! Berg about: almost famous Check out the love doctor Berg about: hot dogs i don't need a gross primanti, we have Panini, but a chicken finger sub sounds soooo good. Think it's worth the 6 hour round trip drive? You guys all chipolte free zones? Berg about: hot dogs Wes would you pony up the $8.50 for that reindeer hot dog? Berg about: New Years Eve Um...yeah, so I'm slow getting out the poster, but I figured by year 5 it was obvious. I'll be hosting another kickass New Year's Eve Party. Sleeping arrangements can be made with myself, or I think Mr. Thewsy would offer to non Steeler affiliated friends sleep over, and I bet Mr. Kantz will have space for yins if mine fills up. I should have plenty of room though. I hope there's a girl sleeping in my bed too. Berg about: cover sheets what's a cover sheet? I am done with IDP except for 60 units in Construction Documents and 10 in CA. Damn only I could end up in this predicament. Berg about: baseballs and i hate this bidding system. Fuck that. MLB should form an agreement not to pay these demands. It hurts the game because only the NY, Boston and Chi-town teams will ever be able to afford it. And if it's collussion and anti-trust and tampering, so beit. he's Japanesse, our laws shouldn't prevent us from protecting our own sport from poachers. I'm starting to really not like Selig, as opposed to just not liking him.On another note, can anyone name the NFL commissioner right now? Without looking it up. I can't. The guys is keeping very quiet. Berg about: baseballs Only problem Bub, no one gives 2 shits about Oswalt in Japan. About $200 million dollars next year alone are waiting to be spent on this stud. And I hate Scott Boras. he's the biggest prick. Berg about: baseballs congrats to the detroit tigers...they sign Joe Table!!! unreal. that fag should have been run from the league after blowing the world series for me! i hate you joe table! Berg about: pics a'ron, i'm uploading a zip'd version of the photos. sorry, forgot to zip them. I can get high res. copies to people if they want certain ones.Wes, i'm in them because Brad took a lot of them. Berg about: music andy, did you notice i put up The Fray. everyone else, I put up pictures from Wes and LJ's wedding finally. Only 8 more GB of pics to sort through. Berg about: beer hunting A Busch spokesman said he figured the link between beer and hunting was “just natural.” Hunting and Beer go hand in hand... Berg about: Browns Bashing Thews, totally forgot about that comment, but yeah, what the fuck? way to bring that up douche bag! (how many of those oz. do you think were meant for us?) Berg about: music continuing my ability to prove my gayness only through my musical selections, i finally got the fray album and can put it up. it's not bad. not great either, but not bad. Berg about: post game when you break it down that was a really close game. and i'm glad i had the radio on and missed collinsworth's comment about how even the most die hard browns fan has to be excited by the exceptional play of steelers qb ben rothlesberger. Berg about: news flash where did you read this. i haven't found anything on the cleveland websites. Berg about: BDC it works here at work, but now the margins are tiny. Berg about: Derek is Dumb it never really does get old, does it! Berg about: The Belt out of curiosity, I was looking up stats online, and saw the Team Pittsburgh doesn't have any championship belts and their record is 0-3 in the championship games! Team Buffalo has 1 championship, but their record is a dismal 5-8 including the "Sweep of '06"Team Ohiohas 2 Championships, and a 8-5 record. Team Ohio is also credited with the first sweep of Championship Weekend History!! OH!! IO!! Berg about: Derek is Dumb Derek have you figured out what offsides is? And that a tightend doesn't refer to how cute the QBs but looks. Fag. you're more fairy than our elf. Berg about: Derek is Dumb and Derek, point out to your friend that he is dumb and uneducated. Cleveland won, in a courtroom and agreed upon by the NFL that the Franchise, and all of its history would stay in Cleveland and be associated with a new team in Cleveland. Berg about: stats Sorry Wes, I just logged onto BDC and am catching up. you seem to have corrected yourself pretty accurately. Wikipedia is sooo awesome!Bub you're a moron. I'd claim those championships even if the Browns had won a Suber Bowl, but we all know the NFL is rigged and will never let that happen. (i jest.) Anyways, here's a few final things to discredit your not giving any accordance to leagues other than the NFL: Paul Brown's coaching record in the Pro Football Hall of Fame includes his years in the AAFL. Also note that it's the PRO Football Hall of Fame, not the NFL Hall of Fame. If those stats didn't matter Otto Grahm's stats wouldn't count but as you can clearly see in the NFL record books Otto Grahm is mentioned a few times.Enjoy this little bit of Browns triviaFollowing the merger between the NFL and AAFC, The Browns, along with the San Francisco 49ers and the first Baltimore Colts franchise, moved to the NFL in 1950 and didn't miss a beat, winning the NFL Championship in their first year. Critics had predicted that the overall weakness of the AAFC would expose the Browns, but the team defeated the Rams in the title game on December 24 on a last-minute field goal by Lou Groza. The Browns went on to appear in the next five title games, winning back-to-back titles in 1954 and 1955 Berg about: stats Gauran-FUCKING-tee that if the Steeler had won even 1 game before the merger Bub would be the rallying point for why pre-merger stats matter. Football is unlike Baseball, Hockey, and all the other crap you're throwing out there. The 2 leagues were competitive for a while, then 1 dominated and they merged. The previous stats are considered records still. Jim Brown is still the 2nd or 3rd or whatever all time leading rusher in the NFL. Although he should get a * since he did all his rushing in 12 and 14 game seasons, not 16. * aside, he still holds NFL records, therefore his teams Championships count douche bag. Berg about: Fantasy Football What's your guys opinion on people throwing games at the end of the season for a better draft pick in the following year? Berg about: browns all-time stats I don't think the Browns ever played the Steelers before 1950, by then you're team had been around for almost 20 years. and the "post merger" stance is just bullshit seeing as that everyone still talks about Jim Browns rushing records.Can someone explain this to me though, if last year was Super Bowl 40, then how come they didn't call it a Super Bowl in 1968 and 1969? The Browns were in the "Championship Game" but not a "Super Bowl" But if I do my math 2006-40=1966. Anyone?P.S. Is there anything better than Browns/Steelers week!!! I love to hate!!! GO BROWNS!!! Berg about: browns all-time stats i'd go with the official website, not that one. either way, we're still up and you've had the pleasure of beating up on an expansion team for 4 years, and a shitty team since then. Berg about: browns all-time stats Browns 55-50 vs. Steelers (including playoffs) Berg about: sexy rexy I meant mid-80s. sorry. and the 80's weren't exactly awesome for the Browns? Are you kidding me? Division Championships in 80, 85, 86, 87 and 89. Made the playoffs 7 times in the 80's, and the Championship game 3 times!I guess at that time for the Browns that was just average, I mean it wasn't like the 45-55's when we appeared in 10 straight championship games and won 7 of them.Can't wait for Thursday! Derek Anderson, or Forest Gump as Joe Jurevious called him, will run all over your 'stillers! Berg about: sexy rexy wes, did i miss that? did that happen to buffalo last year?Bub, I guess this is what the bungle/brownie fans have felt like for years, kind of like the feeling Steelers fans had for the first 30 years of your franchise history, and through the mid-90s when everyone in the Central was good expect for the Steelers. Just remember, even with the Brown's last 9 years as a pathetic "expansion" team, the all time record is still 55-50 in our favor! 9 years you've been beating up on this expansion-era team and are still 5 games back! Berg about: sexy rexy umm...i don't think it's hard to sit a QB that's 10-2, in fact, Chicago did it last year!!! I still say the biggest mistake is that Orton isn't the starter! Griese isn't that bad, and is pretty good at not turning the ball over.Dereks, you and the bungles are welcome. Sorry I didn't text back, but it was way too cold to fucking text!A'ron and Thews, you called me about 30 seconds too late, I had just hopped in a taxi when you called. And Thews, you got issues dude! Drunk at 9:30 am on a Sunday for a Chiefs game??? Call me fat and lazy, but I like to sleep a little bit on Sundays before and after the game. Berg about: bcs yeah, you're definately "unbiased""I hate OSU a lot""i want the team that has the best chance at beating OSU" so i can see them loose"Florida is weak"Bub, you definately made your point about not being biased. Berg about: bcs i really disagree with the ONLY reason being people didn't want a rematch. Berg about: bcs oh, and I forogt...if the SEC is so good, how did undefeated Auburn get left out in 2004!!! Berg about: bcs I, being someone who wanted the rematch, disagree. I think the BCS is dead on. Florida played a tougher schedule and deserves a shot. However, I want to know how the fuck people say the SEC is such a better conference than the Big 10, who has 3 teams in the top 5 in the USA Today poll, and 3 in the top 7 acording to the BCS! SEC has 2 in the top 5, and only 1 more in than the Big10 in the top 25.And lastly I'd like to say I HATE NOTRE DAME!!! That's BS that they are in a bowl game. God must have willed it or something. Fuck the Fighting Irish, I hope they loose by 100.In other other news, did you guys see the Div III Basketball domination! 201-78. Berg about: Wikipedia goyem would be correct. goys are if you're lazy or a jewbacca. i'd say it's just the way it's said and used. i think he's a jew is okay. but my jew friend is deragatory because it proper form is jewish. you can say he's my muslim friend or he's a muslim. (unless as you say it you roll your eye in that, we all know what that means kind of way.) I think he's my black friend is okay too. because black isn't deragatory. Berg about: Wikipedia schfartza is the N word in yiddish. although i'm not sure if that's how it's spelled. Schfifty-Five is followed by Schfartza in Urban Dictionary's website Berg about: Wikipedia we call each other yids all the time. and we call you guys goys, which is a 'deragatory' way to call a gentile. although i use quotes because it doesn't really carry offensive or deragatory connotation. (wow, i'm sure i mispelled every word there!)I'd saying "my Jew friend Greenberg" would probably be offensive too. It just depends on how you say it. "he's a Jew" could be said in a mean offensive way, or just as a statement. But 'my jew friend' probably is always offensive. "my Jewish friend" would not be.any of that make sense to you goys? Berg about: Wikipedia have i ever mentioned how much i really love this site! this is a great item about Yids. it's like Nigga' but for Jews. Berg about: Quit yer yappin Sweeny that is fucking hilarious! Berg about: gold star the verizon woman just gave me a Gold Star for knowing to call in on a land line since i knew i'd be needing to enter a code into my cell phone. she told me to brag to my friends that i got the gold star from her, cuz she's a cute blonde! First I'd like to thank Verizon for the Gold Star and my parents for helping gain the knowledge to be able to be smart enough to earn gold stars. Secondly, I'd like to thank my friends who without sending me picture messages i wouldn't have known i had a problem to win the gold star. and thirdly...she really told me she was a cute blonde, is my personality that contageous!! i love it! Berg about: Cleveland PD morons dear morons writing for the sports section of the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Don't run Romeo Crennell out of town, and stop writing every story about Braylan Edwards as if he were the anti-christ! dude was 2 minutes late to a meeting and fined. who cares that he was late because his helicopter ride from columbus after the OSU game was a little late! And why would you even think that Tressel would be a head coach in Cleveland. If he's smart, and I think he is, he'll be a lifer at OSU as head coach. he'd be a moron not to. he likes to coach kids and he's got every head coach in ohio in his back pocket. that's why they are so good. ohio kids go to OSU because their coach helps them make the decission, and who is their coach talking to, big boy Jim! Now morons at the PD stop writing articles about guesses and stupid shit. we're all frustrated in c-town, but give Romeo more than 2 years, just think what we could have done if we didn't run bill belichick out of town! Berg about: Mornin! i don't know. i can barely follow his emails some days. i don't think so. i'm pretty sure they're staying at a house in tremont that they rented. that's coolio with me. what weekend is this again? i hope not this weekend, cuz i'm busy saturday night babysitting. Berg about: Mornin! just like my Browns Derek I will host you. I will let you walk all over me, fight myself Fight Club style, and roll over and let you F me in the ass for 3 hours! fuck my browns. i hate them. they make me cry. i've never left a game with over 5 minutes to go in the 3rd Quater!Andy where are you! Log onto MSN!!!Wes is sick? Is that kid ever NOT sick in November and December. Berg about: Bday damn you guys...saved at the last minute!!! i was so waiting for everyone not to wish me a happy bday on BDC!!!Bub I was being serious, from the pics it looks really good. Berg about: photos how did you cut that curve around the stairs...nice job there!!! doesn't look like a hack job at all. ;-0 Berg about: stillers-browns I would like to go on record that my team is a worthless, non-offense producing, very offensive, piece of crap team that lost to a worse piece of crap team with a shitty ass QB that's been riding the coat tails of a good defense and mediocre offense. Furthermore, I hate the Bills fans and Steelers fans equally as their 2 teams won in the last seconds of the game and my team choked! My only solace will be the $20 Bub lost to me. Berg about: stillers-browns that's because you're a moron Go Browns!!!
Berg about: stillers-browns hehe!!! 13 points on a $20 bet!!! I might make the same offer to in December! Berg about: Bdays Happy Birthday to Mr. C. Bradley Beair! Berg about: 2006 what the fuck...it's 2006 and i still have to use my hands to operate a mouse!!! Can't they invent a computer that does what I'm thinking! Seriously, it was a major let down that we didn't magically have flying cars when Y2K rolled around, I expect a computer that I can plug into my brain by 2010! Berg about: entertaining can i kick footballs with you andy? i like to kick footballs. berg about: creepy i give handjobs for crack. Berg about: Pictures his trying to give me his weiner so i can flick the head of it with my finger and cause him lots of pain. Berg about: The Compy hey did anyone else see HOW AWESOME TEAM OHIO WAS this weekend!!! I mean taking the first 3 games!! HUGE! I love the inensity level of the Euchre game. It really brought back memories of Italy. Man, we played intense game back then. Berg about: Madden Hey Wes, this story kind of reminds me of the time the Dolphins kicked the Steelers ass in Madden! Berg about: The Compy by the way, kudos to Team Suck-A-Lo for being able to field an away team!!! Berg about: The Compy I'd like to highlight one of my favorite moments that not many, if any people even witnessed...but Jessica made up a theme song for me, revolving around my creepiness and perviness. It was pretty damn good. I'd like to go on record and say i was in stellar rare form saturday night! there won't be many repeats like that. I creeped, grossed and laughed myself out! Abby, you sure can pull beef! you're the best beef puller I know! it's still cracking me up. Berg about: let the games begin btw, I had a great weekend!!! Thanks to Bub and Abby, Dawn and D-Mac for their awesomeness in putting up with our shinanigans!!! You guys were great hosts, and the attic was worth all your hard work, not to mention me having to put up with all your bitching about it on BDC! :-) (how's that for a backhanded compliment! hehe.) Berg about: randoms so Saturday night, Colon was actually at the strip club everyone was talking about going to, and he was sitting next to Dennis Quaid. Berg about: Becareful watching at work Abby, I felt fine until just now! ugh, now i'm going to get sick! Berg about: let the games begin  Bring It on Bitches!!! You're going down!! O!! H!! Berg about: sucks it looks as if this weekend will be a nice experiment with, how far one can push the Day-Quill/ alcohol combo. If i die, tell my wife I love her very much - she knows! Ground Control to Major Tom, your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong, Can you hear me, Major Tom? mmm, drugs @ work! Berg about: sucks so, am i allowed to play in the games if i'm only slightly contagious with whatever ailment i got from team suck-alo this weekend? Berg about: carrie underwood you guys have seent his faith hill, carrie underwood thing, right!!! Sore Loser Faith Hill Berg about: competition musac i'm pretty sure it was home team, or rather, higher seed who got to choose music last "belt" competition. we must clarify that there is a major difference when it's a competition weekend, versus a BELT COMPETITION weekend! WEs could you polish the belt for me, i'd like it nice and clean when i bring it home Sunday. Berg about: competition musac So, before every beer pong match, do we do a best 2 out of 3 rock paper siscors for music selection?! I think so. I'll bring a CD player if need be. Berg about: bdc by the way, that was cool accepting myself. nice little script you got set up! Berg about: digital era I love Canon's quality, but not a big fan of their models and features unless it's a digital SLR. Love Sony, don't know much about Nikon. I do love Compact Flash though, and it's cheap to get fast 1 GB cards. Berg about: game...bring it 4 dogs and 2 cats at the Mountain household??!! Fuck me, i think i'm bringing my tent and sleeping out back. Berg about: game...bring it seriously, it was 42-7 Dolphins over the SUPER BOWL CHAMPION Steelers! Wes you had the previous year's super bowl winners in Madden, in your own house, on your machine!!! i had almost 500 yards passing!!! Berg about: game...bring it Wes, I'm so glad you brought that up, so i could tell eveyone how when you were out of your element and not the team you play every friggin day with all your audibles, you got crushed 42-7!!! Should I also mention how Chris Chambers had 297 yds and 4 TD, or that Cullpepper threw for 457 yds, or that Ronnie Brown had 45 yds and 2 TDs, one of them a 30 yard scamper! Maybe I should bring up how the DOLPHINS kicked your ass much like they did the Bears hopes of yet another undefeated season! Berg about: game...bring it does anyone else doubt the exagerations of Team Pittsburgh and their unatainable scores...kinda like the Sadam Trial Ruling has been scheduled all along for the Sunday before elections, kinda like the Osama tape being released days before the 2004 elections...wow, we're a stupid society that these types of ploys work. Berg about: Terd McMuffin my cock is apparently rather mega too! Berg about: eat your heart out Pittsburgh mmm...be jealous, Colon and I just ran out and got McDonalds. Sausage McMuffin with egg get in my belly! Berg about: California vs. Iraq i've left my keys in the door and didn't get broken into, yet i live in the ghetto. anyways, check out this friggin cluster housing vacation development in Myrtle Beach...so friggin weird, those are ponds in each quad. Google Map this address: 10125 US-17-BYP S, Murrells Inlet, SC 29576, then turn on the satelite photo. Berg about: California vs. Iraq California vs. Iraq Berg about: musac Paris, I already bought season 1, I wish you'd release Season 2 and 3!! I just love when you and Nicole act like selfish rich bitches! and you're both so hot, i totally get how you didn't know what a Wal-Mart was! And when you didn't want to pump gas anymore, but talked the men into pumping their own gas in the full service lane - that was genius. And nicknaming some guy Chops because he had big teeth. hey, dude got to make out with you, so don't feel bad at all! Berg about: musac i know you guys are all jealous...just got the Paris Hilton CD in the mail! Sweet!!!! (I did BMG to buy some classical music, and my regular priced CD was this one, it was also one of the cheapest, how could I resist!) Berg about: competition i agree wes, but still can't grasp this point system. If Pittsburgh came in 1st, 2nd and 3rd place, they'd get all the points. Why would anyone ever think that 2nd place would go to Team Ohio if lets say they came in 4th. It's like the Olympics, you can win 1st, 2nd and 3rd if you're that good. Silly people on BDC. Berg about: competition i'm really not able to function right now, i'm just trying to figure out the "next best team whether it's a 2nd place or 4th place." Please tell me! Berg about: competition i'm lost too. especially that part about second being awarded to the next best team "whether it's a 2nd place or 4th place?" How could a 4th place team be the 2nd best?! Is it safe to assume that in the Pong Tourney, Semi-Finals are best of 3, as well as the Finals? Same for Cornhole, and Euchre. Darts having only a best of 3 for the finals. Berg about: Boston Legal the midget makes Denny Crane meet her mom. Turns out he was engaged to the mom and the midget is supposedly his kid. So he's telling Alan this story, and as usual, he doesn't notice her standing between them, Alan points it out that he should look down, Shatner looks down and says, "who's your daddy!!" it was soooo friggin funny. Also Lionel, the super queer peeppy sues them, and kills a judge. i like it when he calls the new guy a nasty little potty mouth. it's really funny in that gay peeppy kind of way! you should be able to watch it online. i love that ABC has their episodes up right away. Way to combat the TIVO! I don't need TIVO, if i miss an ABC episode i get to watch it free online, and at work and during work! Berg about: Boston Legal I love this show. Love Spader, Love Shater. Have big man crushes on both. However, last night it officially jumped the shark. It was edgy when there was an incestuous mom/son lovekiss but it really jumped the shark when they pulled the Shatner's sleeping with his love child from 30 years ago and says to her "who's your daddy!" It was awesome, but wow, did it jump the shark. Berg about: Kent Lost is also a proper noun, as in the show I'll be watching tonight after the CAVS whoop the Wizards. Berg about: Kent I'm thinking about going to the game! Cleveland is away and @ 4:00 so i can easily make it back sunday. Hmm, I see a road trip this weekend in my future.Kent played horribly against OU, who is the best team in the MAC right now. It really shouldn't shock you that OU is good...for Godsake's KENT is tied for 1st place and beat the last 3 MAC champions. The game conditions were also horrible! They suspended the game in the 3rd quater due to weather and lightening! It was also funny to note that a representative from the ORANGE BOWL was there scouting for this year's BCS bowl. He said they are seriously considering a MAC or a WAC team. I think they want to be the first ones to do it because while they will loose marketing because of the fan base they'll gain it in "we're the good guys putting in a small school, aren't you excited to see what they can do" viewership.and what the fuck is up with loose, lose, loss. I still don't know which is which. Berg about: NFL wow Bub, that went to far. ouch. if i showed up and the drive was on your TV i'd walk out, get a molitove cocktail and burn your fucking house down. then pee on you as you run out. Berg about: IM-ing I hope when I have kids I don't have to do this. Infact, I know I won't. I'll talk to my kids and let them know their limits. Shit I was jerking off to porn on the internet before people knew there was porn on the internet. But I was raised to know not to let adults touch me, not to meet kids to go drinking when I was 14. How about we go back to a little thing called Parenting! Raising Kids Berg about: Happy Halloween  Myspace Layouts Berg about: re: Madden Wes - Fan-Fucking-Tastic!!! This is my favorite quote so far:"John, you are such a fucking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fucking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face. Fuck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns." Berg about: architecture firms any of you cleveland fools know anything about schmidtcopelandparkerstevens? Berg about: football did anyone else see Marion Barber's last TD! One of the greatest rushes I've seen. He was at the 5 and instead of going out of bounds, lowered his shoulder and hit 3 Panthers to crash into the endzone. And even though he might not have really made it, i'll give him credit anyways. I'm going to have to start him and Jones. They are both solid FF scorers. Berg about: football you didn't watch Tony Romo last night??? acording to Madden he played better than most of the greatest QBs ever! Madden was a little too much to take last night. i love him, just can't stand listening to him announce a Dallas or an Oakland game. Berg about: football and while I'm gonna say the Bears are awesome...i'm also going to say they've got a super weak ass schedule! They've only played 2 winning teams this year, (Alexander-Less Seattle, and an overachieving Minn.) and their opponents combined record is 17-32! Next up, MIAMI! Seriously, they have only 4 games left against teams with a winning record. Berg about: football my football team won! they don't suck. we have eternal hope. they might be 2-5, but they are the best 2-5 team out there! we really have a solid nucleus. i'm expecting big things from this team the next 3-5 years. Berg about: Comp Weekend. I didn't believe the B-lo = 10, and since I'm a betting man I'll take bets on an over/under of 7. If it's a push, house wins. (that's me, not the TV show.) $1 min/ $5 max, and I won't take more than 4 bets. (i'm not that rich.) Team B-Lo sorry you can't bet on this. Berg about: Comp Weekend. will team suck b-lo my belt have 8 memebers? or will Team Ohio and Team Shitzburg be getting byes in a few events? Berg about: new man this one time, in 2nd grade, i got a 4" splinter in my hand, and my mommy came up to the school and she took it out. i got a lollipop. Berg about: yuck yuck as in click here for a good chuckle... SILLY wedgie giving principal Berg about: random bitching ditto bub...and i've seen pictures of it in all 3 series...fucking cheater that didn't need to. Berg about: u-tube video this is pretty long and funny in that long drawn out satircal way. George Lucas does LOTR Berg about: random bitching ooh, is THE ONE single??? Berg about: random bitching stop speeding in my City!!! There's a reason for speed limits, and if you can't follow them we don't want you here anyways. Just think of the kids whose parents don't watch them, and let them run around in the streets like mad children...slow down so you don't hit them. You need to be responsible, not the parents or the kids! Jeez, I didn't think it was that hard. (oh, there's about 20:1 odds I got a ticket last night speeding through MLK and Euclid. and if not, it's still about 20:1 that i'll get one going to your party.) Berg about: comp weekend so we have the games...but what's the plan for # of teams? we doing round robin style? I know I missed alot of this conversation, so if it's been decided let me know. if not, let's discuss. Berg about: Howard Stern we could talk about how SIRIUS internet radio is free for the next 2 days, and the Howard Stern stations will be very fun. You should all sign up for it. All the music channels and lot of the talk ones are free, so even if you don't like Howard, you can sample Sirius radio. it's good. i listen all day. Berg about: music Derek, maybe i'll start a new site, and you can be the first one to jump ship and post over there...kinda like your loyalty to Team Ohio! O!! H!! Berg about: music music conversations are boring. we should have a section just for music conversation, like we do for my political conversation. Berg about: Pittsburgh wait a second...i relooked at the pic...i'm pretty sure that's the goat haus...i just don't remember thews putting his mark on the siding. Berg about: Pittsburgh Joy and Dana...and if you go to my "my space" profile, you'll see both of them under my friends, as well as a pic of the 3 of us back in the Verder days. You'll notice on the picture "thews" scribbled on the walls...so i've dated the picture as freshman year, during the 'thews' tirade of writing his name all over the place. And I was trying to get Joy to come, but they live in Jersey and will be there until the end of the year. They close on the house soon, and are fixing it up before they move in. Berg's MySpace Berg about: Pittsburgh "In the north hills. it's in hampton. right by north park." - where's that in relationship to you guys? Remember Joy from 2V, and ID, I just "reconnected" with her on my space, her and her hubby bought a house in that area and are gutting it and moving in mid Jan. She still talks to Scottie's old roommate Gay Dan! he was funny. Berg about: hmmm how about a "pick up a hot teacher" contest. Apparently that's the new thing in school these days. Did anyone catch South Park a few nights ago? I like that the hot teacher used the "Mel Gibson" excuse. Berg about: musac LOTR - Fellowship of the Rings - Original Sound Track is up. I highly suggest everyone downloads it and enjoys the shit out of it. Probably the finest new orchestral music composed in 100 years! Kills Jurasic Park. :-) Berg about: One to watch for... tissues only have 1 use at this point. i'll try grabbing another CAVS parachute this year and send it to you. Berg about: no more peeing in a mouth golden shower urinals are gone Berg about: One to watch for... LJ - I'm still not sure what they are. Last time i watched it, it was 1/3 cartoon, 1/3 real people in costume and 1/3 puppet. Ocra rocked and i kept thinking she was opera. The Shard Jan, The Shard!!! Berg about: One to watch for... so i shouldn't admit to having gotten a CAVS parachut at a game last year, straping it on to my GI Joe and dropping him out my attic window? Cuz I won't admit it if you're telling me it wasn't sooo friggin cool! (and we can do it at New Years if you want. See if we can get him to float down to the fish pond!) Berg about: One to watch for... Wes, please tell me you wouldn't pass up on a peace pipe and the Dark Crystal!!! Or Secret of Nimh!!!and I was talking about posting the MUSIC to Lord of the Rings! Every now and then classical music is good for you. I'm going to put it up now. Berg about: Sex Quote of the Day nope...google is the best. i found this gem in .0005 seconds Quote Garden Berg about: Sex Quote of the Day Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown (p.s.) I'm working on a website and plan to have a list serve that will sned out a daily sex quote. I'm so excited about that part. Berg about: sports Julius Pepper doesn't play for the Cardinals, my favorite bandwagon team of the MLB NL. He's the guy with 8 sacks already this year and plays for the Panthers who will more than likely destroy the Bungles this weekend. I love that no matter what the Browns record is, I always know the Bungles will show their true colors and return to the cellar where they belong. Can't wait for you to join us amonst the cellar dwellers D-Rock. And I'm just curious, do you think it'll take 30 years of the Browns totally sucking before I admit they aren't a good team? We're quickly approaching 15 years since I feel we've put a quality product on the field. Berg about: Awesomeness Congrats! now wes can charge up his phone... Berg about: sappy sappy why isn't he wearing a striped shirt like the other refs? Berg about: homo-nership knee was down, protect the pussy QBs, and you should have rolled TB, not fought them until the end. Berg about: dead teacher you're thinking of ernesto galvez, and he was the columbian teacher that took over after Dryer retired and said Hearthquake, and did my structures test for me, much to scheetzy poo's dismay! I'm not sure if he's dead yet, but last i heard he had a very invasive cancer. so i think you named a dead teacher, but not the right one. Berg about: dead teacher i love asking this question, hopefully someone will eventually remember, but any clue as to what the professor's name who died in 3rd year was. he taught structure for 2 days then we had the triumpverant of dryer, robison, mcwilliams teach us. even jane had no clue as to what i was talking about. was there a glitch in the matrix that forgot to erase this memory from me??? Berg about: homo-nership just think you could have my bill, I'm paying an electrician to come out and find what drawing power in my house...my electric bills are double my neighbors every month, AC or not. Something's gotta be drawing electricity, thankfully it appears that whatever it is, is grounded, since i haven't felt any twings. I'm also looking at installing a switch in my backyard, and eventually installing a line out to the fish pond because the solar panel will not be able to provide enough power to run the pump all the time. that solar panel was $150 and i'm gonna lump that into my grand total for my house that already has 2 circiut panels! ugh. Berg about: da Bills Three of the Buffalo Bills' top six tacklers are natives of Cleveland: linebacker London Fletcher (47 tackles; Villa Angela St. Joseph High and John Carroll), safety Donte Whitner (40; Glenville High and Ohio State) and cornerback Nate Clements (26; Shaker Heights High and OSU). Berg about: tetris challenge so i usually play a game of Tetris to unwind before I hit they hay. Last night, I crawled into bed about 12:45 and started my nightly game on my cell phone. at 2:05 I finished!!! I shattered my previous record, and by level 16 the game was in slow motion. i was placing them before they were even up, my eyes were bright red and dripping water, and my thumb was cramping...and it lasted 45 more minutes! I hit level 24 and 198,573 points!!! i cleared 661 level with a 81% efficiency! Max Power Rating of 161! I will pay $50 to anyone that can beat that record on their cell phone. (Only the Jamdat mobile version of tetris) Berg about: true insight (insite?) Want to know what it's like to be a true Browns fan...here's an email I got from my buddy - "don't want to hear you bitching [about your fantasy football team]. I have the two worst fucking running backs in the league. James and Lewis. I feel like dropping them both I am so disgusted. I have no QB, no RB and I hate Fantasy Football. At least we have the Browns." Ahh, the eternaly hope they give us... Berg about: pittsburgh derek, isn't that the team you USED to be on, you know, before you quit! Berg about: pittsburgh damn i was going to go, but my other buddy spent 2 minutes on his flier and sent it to me like 1 minute before you. now i have to go to his. I!! O!! Thewsy baby! your coworkers being nice to you today? did they enjoy your dancing performance Saturday night? Berg about: morning! p.s. I could really use some chapstick right now. Berg about: morning! I think if God were to take a shit, and you were standing under his rectum at the time of said shit, you might feel what Buffalo is going through. That totally sucks. I didn't even think about all the flooding because of sump pumps not being able to kick on! ugh. I'm gonna buy an electric generator soon. I don't have a sump pump, but I just don't want to go without porn for that long! Berg about: SNOW They were actually open for 8 hours, and i drove on them for 7! and Sexy Sue was sick when I got there!!! But I did discover one of my favorite movies that weekend, Moulin Rouge, so it was so worth it. I just talked to Leanne, they're snowed in, and Wes lost his cell phone last night being a good simeritan. Berg about: SNOW I drove to Buffalo once for New Years...the year they got like 7 feet of snow. It took me 1.5 hours to get to Mentor, then another 6 up to Buffalo. Berg about: I live in buffalo do your vacations really restart? my boss wanted to do that, but we told him that was BS and that everything should carry over and we'll just earn the hours as we go. after a while he saw the light. not that i have accumulated anything, but eh, i could if i wasn't a drunk that wakes up late a few times a week. Berg about: weather it's snowing in cleveland...damn you wes, you beat me to it!!! Berg about: poor peoples I like Hunan Chicken. Yummy! Berg about: WAX I hope none of you women ever have to have your back waxed...it'll give you yet another reason to hate men! Painless. And I'm not even exagerating. Nothing hurt more than like having a bandaid riped off quickly. Maybe there was just so much hair and it was longer but it really didn't hurt. A bit colder today though...i've discovered the hair provides for a layer of air which insulates you. Now my back is just resting on my shirt and it feels weird. Berg about: poor peoples In Cleveland, the poorest area right now is the East Side (of Cleveland, not suburbs.) The richest side is the Eastern suburbs. Berg about: WAX see you kids later...off to get the back waxed. Berg about: crash there was an 18 wheeler "incident" yesterday in Cleveland...it got stuck under the Bridge in Little Italy, right before Mayfield. (Those UDC grads will remember it as the hideously famous Bryan Wahl florescent lights bridge) Anyways, on the side of the truck is "SHORT" pretty ironic. Berg about: crash my buddy's apt is 2 blocks away, if he gets home soon, he's gonna email me some pics...scary, but seems pretty well contained. the crazy thing is it hit the Belaire! that's gonna be 1 big insurance claim. i bet the stuff inside is worth more than the building damage. hope no one was home at the time. Berg about: advice where you reading "all this" ... i just see me agreeing wtih you...and as long as it's not music, or all them muslims we seem to agree. i have all 3 lord of the rings discs, should i rip them and post them? the musical score by howard shore is amazing! Berg about: advice i agree w/ wes. when you have the dry wall and insulation done, have them install all your plugs and leave boxes in the ceiling for lights and what not...wire it all to one spot. then when you can afford it, pay to wire it into a box and hook it up downstairs. it's kinda like my plan with my upstairs. put the tape up. then paint it. then stare at it until you have the money. i'm debating taking down the tape in the hallway... Berg about: advice if your rush is competition weekend, i'd suggest just buying a heavy duty extenstion cord, a power surge and get those cool work lights, hang them in the rafters. plug in a space heater, or ask me to bring my space heater. finding some carpet scraps for the floor would be nice. Berg about: NFL how about that Denver D...pretty good...anyone see their starting D line is STILL the old BROWNS D-LINE!!! Son of a fucking bitch! Courtney Brown, Gerrard Warren, Michael Myers, E. Ekubine, and Kanard Lang. Fuck the CURSE of the Browns Berg about: websites Hey Mr. Website programer...can't you add something to recognize returns, bold, underlines and italics? or add a bar on the page and add color options too? Berg about: websites what program do you plan on using? Got any Macromedia vs Adobe info? Berg about: websites kinda like in thumb wars...you know, when they make it official. BADER - YOU MUST LEND ME YOUR THUMB MOVIES...or i'll have to go buy them i guess. Berg about: websites so CityArchitecture still doesn't have a website Matt!!! what the fuck do you guys do over there? Berg about: KSU Awesome they are awesome. Berg about: baseball Tribe to hire Joe Torre!!! Well, okay, it's not as official as all the reports about Torre about to get canned in NY, but if he does, I hope the Tribe signs him. He's had some stellar players, but I don't think that's the only reason he's been so good...and this year, Wedge lost my confidence. Berg about: football it's so sad...but in this woeful season the Browns are having, it brings me sooooo much pleasure to see Pittspuke at 1-3!!! And, it really makes me happy to Al Davis at 0-4. That team is BAD! Berg about: awesome t-shirt site the bowels of hell section...sooo wrong...i won't admit i laughed... Berg about: awesome t-shirt site andy, i love this site!!! i might have to buy the i support single moms! speaking of alzheimers t-shirts Berg about: friday happy music why are you all so stupid?! it's not hard...all programs have under the rip section what file format you want. Pick MP3, it's the most universal. (It might not get you the HD quality CD you need, but seriously, I think you can live without it.) As for iTunes stuff, if you download from the iTunes store, you're fucked. It's an mp4 or whatever and it's only compatiable with iTunes. You have to burn a disc and rip it to MP3. It's cumbersome, but man, I love the instant gratification of iTunes. Berg about: never thought i would do this... i saw him in concert once. he rocked. encore was YODA. (I saw the little runt sitting there on a log, and when I asked him his name in a rhaspy he said YODA, Y-O-D-A, Yoda) Berg about: Penguins is there really nothing better to talk about than the incline in pittsburgh. i'm bored and not very chatty today so entertain me. Berg about: The Black Keys Wes, i'm sure their album sounding just like their other albums won't bother you at all!!! need i remind you, you've already set a precedent there. Berg about: Meng Party wow, sorry i'm "keeping secrets" while i'm praying and fasting all day. I plan on catching a shuttle back to the hotel near the airport and calling a taxi home. anyone that needs a place to crash can do the same. if i run out of room, do the Thews have hotel plans, or similar plans to mine. Actually, at one point we were talking about a huge slumber party at Dave's house. We'll just have to figure out how we get there and where we leave cars. Berg about: Pics Pic #46: Explains a lot about thews...or was taken during a period of time when Greenberg had Big Dave under the Imperious Curse! Berg about: The Couch Ouch This is a very scary/funny chart on the rate Browns QBs have been getting hit! Charlie Frye might be Charlie Ouch in a few more games. (What's worse is these numbers include the Cincy game where he wasn't even sacked!) Charlie Ouchie Berg about: shut your mouth Madden Jinx 2006 - Shaun Alexander, down for the count! Berg about: we need a change in porn the other day i was thinking to myself, hmm, i don't know about that andy guy. I mean, he's not on MSN all that much anymore, he hasn't left me any special messages late at night...and then WHAM he shows his true genius and propells himself back into one of my favorite people! Berg about: new orleans i think the issue with new orleans is much easier to solve than moving or not rebuilding. In the Netherlands "at a cost of some $8 billion over a quarter century, the nation erected a futuristic system of coastal defenses that is admired around the world today as one of the best barriers against the sea's fury - one that could withstand the kind of storm that happens only once in 10,000 years." It's yearly upkeep can be up to $500 million, but I think it's a much bigger area that just New Orleans. Here the article. High-Tech Flood Control Berg about: huh me too. i'm also his bitch. Berg about: tv shows so grey anatomy? what did you guys think about it? Berg about: embarrassed much? my legs went numb during my afternoon shit. i shouldn't have downloaded burger time and tetris to my phone!!! and they don't have a save game option. which is critical to phone games. don't they know that's why i have phone games. it's something fun to do while i poop. if i have 6 lives, it better be a 30 minute poop. my new burger time thing is to see how many points i can get on level 1. i think i may have maxed it out at 13,500. Berg about: embarrassed much? i take the normal one or two shits a day...and my boss (on days that he's not using the women's rest room, which he think is his own private bathroom because his wife is the only other female employee) always walks in and starts talking to me. it really drives me crazy. matt, how many bathrooms do you guys have? it sounds like you have uni-sex 1 room bathrooms? don't you have a ton of emploees? andy, you know you secretly enjoyed be oogled when she saw your big sausage. Berg about: triathalon i'll help you learn how to swim becky! we'll put you in a really skimpy bikkini and i'll give you a 60 second head start and then swim after you...i bet you'll learn fast enough. Berg about: Friday don't forget that this friday is Hobbit Day Berg about: Crissy's favorite day! why, because it's Talk Like a Pirate Day!!! Berg about: wow i want to know what the "traumatic accident" was. Hey Wes, looks like you might be able to have a man penis someday instead of your little boy penis. Berg about: footballs i think you dreamed 14-2. you should hear the talk radio in cleveland. and K2 is now coming out about how bad our play calling is. and i didn't realize this, but our O-coordinater is on the sidelines during the game! what the fuck is that??? get your ass in the box. oh, and last week, the media, fans and rubeun droughns all complained that he got so few carries and was taken out of HUGE 3rd and 1 plays that he should have been running, so they started the game with 5 straight runs with droughns. 1/2 the plays in the 1st half had to have been to droughns...like they wanted to be able to say, see we told you we knew what you were doing. we did what the media and fans wanted and it didn't work either. fuck you browns. i want my money back for my tickets! Berg about: bored, here's a new trick this is just funny. German's Chinesse Warriors Berg about: sportscenter i need help. i'm in an elimination football picks league, and need to pick my 1 game for the week. i want to take baltimore over oakland, it's a no brainer, but i swear 2 days ago i saw something on sportscenter about teams getting shut out by 25 points or more have beaten their next opponent by 25 points or more the last 4 times. did anyone catch that?? i had to of misheard it. (my other pick is Chicago over Detroit.) Berg about: VHS-DVD Transfering the porn collection over to DVD? Berg about: holy shit so ghetto! ;-) now you can buy a waterless tank and save money while saving the environment. haha. where's bing? Berg about: this weekend what's everyone's plans for Friday??? Berg about: Awesome i agree Abby!!! CNN should have been putting up pictures of half nude girls everyday! what was the article about? Berg about: gay stillers i love, "just the tip" and remember kids...as long as it's past the first knuckle...it's not gay! Berg about: PSA I hope you guys get the joke...you know the one where I call your houses ghetto...because yours are in the same condition as mine, but not IN the ghetto like mine. Berg about: PSA I might have a LOT of hair on my body...but those places that i can reach (all but my back, will someone please help me this weekend!!!) aren't long enough to clog any drain. Bub's 6" pubes causing big problems over there? Berg about: PSA or you could just not buy a ghetto house!!! haha Berg about: hello? why is bowling out? and what are the games. i missed the last 3 weeks of posts about competition. as for st. patty's day, i think i'm shaving my head friday night instead of saturday. if we did tremont or ohio city for st. patty's day, it might actually work. downtown and lakewood will be packed. i'm thinking i could think of 8 non-mainstream bars, and 4 or 5 mainstream...i'd have to go find the 8 but like i said, we might be able to do it. Berg about: more football thoughts when wes says he'll bitch alot, does he mean relative to his already unending pitching about Tedddy Bruschi, and everything not RedSox? Or does he just mean, he'll keep bitching like a little girl from Team Buffalo? Berg about: that game last night fucking piss poor game. fuck pittsburgh, and fuck those miami turds. you get a wounded lame as steelers team to embarass on national TV and you have a revamped offense with the first real QB since Marino retired, and you embarass yourself instead of the superbowl champs. fuck you miami. i hope a big gaping vagina hole opens up from the earth and swallows the stadium and city never to be heard from again, and let bettis's fat ass plug the gaping vagina hole so that no one can crawl out of the filth's stanky snatch. Berg about: competition someone sign their guestbook Berg about: competition but i bet we have them beat in number of times we jerk off a day! i like the 2nd to last picture best...what an action shot. (titled "Ben beaming at least 3 people in the head. That probably wasn't necessary.") Berg about: off topic so to get even more off topic...did i tell you guys that over the weekend, I captained the 3rd place team in the Cleveland Totally Kosher Rib Burn Off! And that the new divorced hot MILF exec. director at our temple is so on my radar it's sick. She's already in my bed, and doesn't even know it! Berg about: off topic now that the preseason is done and gone, i'm updating my predictions too. Cincy 11 - 5; Browns 9-7; Steelers 9-7; Ravens - 5-11; Bills - 2-14 Berg about: Frezze Tag how about ball tag?? this is way too funny!!! those crazy japenesse. Ball Tag Berg about: Coach hits boy on other team I don't know if you guys saw this/ talked about this already...but go to CNN, sports videos...the title is the topic...couldn't find a link really quick and have to get something out, but the play is outrageous!!! Berg about: whoreness you're a jerkface Berg about: KSU football Derek, I sincerly hope, for the sake of you being my friend, that you are either joking, or I missed postings about you and friends tailgating at the game. I mean, I really can't imagine you would go to the football game at Kent, and not bother telling any of us that you were going, or inviting us to join you. Berg about: KSU football you guys see college football at KSU started off with a Big Ten visit to Dix Stadium! We should tailgate at a game this year. Gophers roll as Kent digs deep hole Berg about: Browns I!! O!! (no D-rock to do it anymore!) Berg about: music I've been busy, but since I was leeching music from here, figured I'd share...I uploaded Fischerspooner...don't remember if I've put them up before but I like em. Kind of a Postal Service/ Air sound. Should be up in 5 minutes or so. Berg about: hi happy bday abby...man there are a lot of posts today, lots of late night reading for me! Berg about: weekend of competition if you want to keep it a 3-way, my bday is only a few weeks later...brads is too, we could do a 4-some and couple swap and what not. Berg about: weekend of competition Bub et al. to re-visit team affiliation...there are no real rules, but usually goes by birth/ where you grew up, or where you feel most at home. Matt Schmidt...Team Buffalo if I recall, but lives in Lakewood and hasn't lived in NY for years. Brian Meng, declared himself Team Ohio, after growing up in the DC area. Abby and Derek, both Team Ohio member, have obviously chosen to "hop on the bandwagon" and "excitement" of a new team, and therefore, forgo any affiliation with their prior team. Should either like re-admittance in the future, I'm sure they can petition the Team, as Dickey suggested, but I'm pretty sure the blow jobs and anal cleaning required to appease the team can’t possibly be obtainable by any normal human being. Berg about: weekend of competition just caught up on a few days of reading...Derek, a key member of Team Ohio, has now been officially ban from Team Ohio. Should his residency ever return to Ohio, he is still a sucker and not welcome back on the team. A crucial member of the last team, even making t-shirts which I seldom wear in public due to its incredible awesomeness, and he bails because "i already take enough shit." well Derek, prepare to take shit from Team Ohio for being a punk! Berg about: bills fans this is a funny article on my fav site. Bills second guess not drafting Cutler Berg about: football whoof whoof, go browns! Berg about: browns So did you guys see we've now lost our 3rd starting center, and 4th one of the training camp!!! At least this latest one wasn't an injury, rather they went the Bungles rout and picked up a player who now will be suspended due to drug use in 2005. That means we'll start the season with 2 centers that were not with the Browns at the begining of training camp! Sweet. Berg about: cooper dude, that box of chocolate covered onions are long gone, i drove over and broke in during my lunch break. hey, just and FYI, drinking lots of Martinis on a Tuesday night is NOT a good idea!! Berg about: browns actually, i misspoke, all the sports in the whole city are jinxed. the jim thome jinx is another good example. i wonder what Jim did to get his curse? Berg about: browns fuck that the team is jinxed! we need to find out when the jinx started and figure out how to reverse it. damn voodo witches in New Orleans! Berg about: me that would be me..damn thing keeps reseting back to ricky bobby Berg about: big news that's classic...especially since I was listening to Jim Rome and whoever was filling in that day, reported this story, and said he forsaw that within a week Pres. Bush would have the Chirizo deported! Berg about: MLB Pitcher Trades have i told you guys how much i love the brushback! Teams "Bolster" Their Bullpen Berg about: Idlewild about a big FU to all you guys...I posted about this 3 months ago and was ridiculed for thinking this would be a good movie! Berg about: sand in my vagina honestly, in the history of sports, is there anyone more clutch than big papi? Berg about: sand in my vagina and you should email MLB with point #1. I'd love to see their respone. Berg about: sand in my vagina i'm with you Voit. There's been a mad marketing campaign in Cleveland as well to get Turner to carry the NFL network. I wonder if it's the asking price, or Ted Turner just giving the NFL a fuck you, I'm more into baseball not your silly game. Berg about: Penelope Cruz were her boobs always this big???? don't worry, they are clothed. Her Jugs Berg about: Bub Thews, honestly, stop being a pussy. I was secretly happy when Big Ben got in a wreck. i was hoping they'd loose him for a season like we did with 'the chosen one.' if bub didn't post that, i'd be disappointed. Berg about: it works hmm...i restarted Bub and it now works. Weird. Berg about: Prediction well, he's done for the season. i'm going to sell my tickets. fuck it. i give up. god damn mother fucking son of a lowly piece of white trash whore. fucking browns. well, i did get to enjoy 1 awesome fucking day of training camp! sweeet! next year maybe we can have a week before something happens. Berg about: Prediction i'm crying at my desk. Berg about: Prediction seriously, gloating about the super bowl is one thing...this i just can't even talk about. YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! THIS IS OUT-FUCKING RAGEOUS! MY DAD JUST CALLED ME AND SAID, DO YOU JUST WANT TO GET RID OF OUR SEASON TICKETS ALL TOGETHER AND WE'LL PICK A NEW TEAM TO ROOT FOR! Berg about: wow! Izzie from Grey's Anatomy - about 20 questions! I'm going to go for Joe from Wings, we'll see how good this does with old school shows! Berg about: wow! seriously, i might be done working for the rest of the day. this could be one of the coolest links ever! and i hate pop culture! Berg about: wow! THAT'S CRAZY!!! it guessed Fez from that 70's show! Berg about: Prediction bub, i think it's funny you feel bad and don't put it up! i mean, you won the friggin super bowl, it was your right to rub it in. i know everyone in c-town would have. you're a douche. and don't try, yeah, cuz we're not that type of fan b.s. whatever. i'm so pumped for football. i might have to head out to training camp next week, and join in on practice. Berg about: Prediction you know, i just read Thews' prediction, and honestly, I could see all of that happening. He's also dead on, Palmer probably wouldn't get to play on the NBA Bangles. Berg about: football don't worry, tomorrow at lunch, i'll do the AFC East for you. We got a hot girl in here interviewing! I'm already cleaning up the desk next to me for her to sit at. Berg about: football so with training camp opening today, we should discuss football non-stop and talk about how the Browns will make a playoff run this year, while the Bangles return to former Bungles glory. Dude what's up with your team D-Rock...4 players arrested in the last 3 months, and I think I read somewhere that 6 draft picks from the last 2 years have either been arrested or suspended for drug violations. NFC North Predictions: Steelers (11-5) Browns (9-7) Cincy (8-8) Ravens (6-10) Berg about: internet dating you guys will fall out of your chairs laughing!!! How not to JDate Berg about: fantasy soccer i'm actually thinking about doing fantasy hockey this year. kantz does/ used to do fantasy nascar. i think fantasy soccer is funny, i might have to research and join your league. as for BDC fantasy football, i'd probably play again as long as it's not on espn! is yahoo still free? i'm in 3 cbs sportsline leagues and think it's the best, but it's like $125 just to use the site. (i heard fox was looking at jumping into the 'fantasy' game too.) Berg about: lallapalooza andy, you mean unless it's Thews doing the space invasion, right #2? Berg about: Sketch-up abby - i'll teach you for free if you want. i'm a supa masta. i'm like a super pro user. Berg about: gis cleveland yeah, i good point Matt. I just read GIS Cleveland. Call the city would be my recommendation. Although I bet they fuck with you and put you on hold for a few hours in a 'world against dickey' type move. You should call from someone else's cell phone as a work around. they won't know it's you! Berg about: gis cleveland click on Interactive Map City of Cleveland GIS Berg about: new kitty oh, so super big news i didn't post last week...so last monday, we're drinking at Panini's, Tina is bartending, the other bartender Louise is there, we're all hanging out, casual night, i leave around 11:00 and go to bed. at 2:45 am, Tina and Louise are bombed and need somewhere to crash, so they call me enroute to say they'll be there in 2 minutes and sleeping over. i got downstairs, and open the door and hear this meowing coming from the tree. I see a little kitten stuck in the tree. so i get the ladder, and get her down, now there's 2 other cats, and the drunk girls show up...so we're playing with the cats, kitten and drunk girls at 2:45 am! go to bed, next day wake up...and there's the little kitten stuck in the tree again. so i get her down, give her food and water, and go to work. Come home, and there she is again, stuck in the tree. after 2 days, i took her to the back yard hoping she'd stop getting stuck in tree. Well, she gets stuck in the backyard tree!!! But it turns out, she's not stuck in the tree, she can climb down when I don't get her fast enough. So, I took her to the vet on Thursday, and now I have Nessie and Tina Lou. Nessie isn't exactly happy, but seems to be warming up to Tina Lou who is so tiny and so cute. My alergies seem to be fine too!!! Berg about: plumbers wow, i just watch those crazy PBS guys fix a leaky cast iron flange. They said to get a plumber if it's cast iron because a novice will really fuck up the melted iron that they put in to seal the connection. i love that show...espcially when the indians are being blown out. fucking tribe. Berg about: my new toy well, now that I can finally post again, Sweeney, congrats...I was trying to say last week...I'm getting a new car too, but now I get to say, I got a new car too. Well, technically, I don't own it yet, but I signed all the paper work...need to clear up my drivers liscence issue, and they need to find the Black Nissan Altima Special Edition with a Sunroof. I'll drive 1 car up to Detroit from Cleveland. Anyone want to hop in? Berg about: bitch-be-gone berg is pisssy today...fucking speeding tickets and forfiture of liscences and driving to parma bmv and cleveland hts police department, fucking a. fuck me. Berg about: GAMES Could there be a team Pittsburgh in the making??????? Round Robin style all events... Berg about: dont fuck with a Lerner check out this story...the brown's owner's are the Lerner family, the ones who probably own your credit card debt... The power of MBNA Berg about: class action i did...but it looks like the settlement is everyone gets a free credit report..whoopie! i threw mine away in the "circluar file" as my 6th grade teacher loved to say about 7 times a day. - the circular file - how clever. i'd like to go tell him how clever and witty the "circular file" is, espeically when used 7 times a day...and to 6th graders. Berg about: Sabres Logo saw this on Sue's myspace... New Proposed Sabres Logo Berg about: a non-political rant what about walking 5 minutes to the rapid stop! Berg about: slow news day this is a funny article: it's 10 reasons why being single is better. by the way, are Derek, Biggie and I the only single ones left???Reason #5: You have better sex. Married couples may have more sex (approximately 98 times a year vs. singles’ 49), but singles have better sex. According to a recent study published in the British Medical Journal, married women are significantly more likely to report problems with their sex lives than single women. “People who are dating have better sex because it’s novel,” says Davis. “Married people have to relearn how to play. It’s natural for singles because that’s the nature of a courting relationship—they tease, they experiment, they explore.” Nature lends a helping hand, too. According to researchers at the University of Pisa in Italy, raging testosterone levels in both men and women makes the sex hotter during the first two years of a relationship. After that, other hormones take over—most notably, oxytocin, a bonding chemical, kicks in. While getting connected and comfortable is a positive step in a relationship, long-term lovers have to work harder to keep things hot in the bedroom. Singles, however, sizzle just the way they are. Why Single Is Better Berg about: competition is your dad okay, and please do tell about the issue that you would have fired yourself for! Berg about: fucking extermists one more thing...Israel gave Lebenon the biggest fuck you there is...the fired a total of 6 missiles and neutralized their entire AirForce. Haha. That's so friggin cool. Berg about: fucking extermists i give the world about 3-6 months...someone please tell me when the UN condems the Palestianians and Hezzbulah attacks like they did the Israeli reactions...fucking UN. Honestly though, this is out of control in the Middle East...I love that Israel gets attacked for 9 months by 900 rockets during a cease fire and they do nothing...finally the camel's back is broken when Hamas captures an a solider and the world get pissed they are attacking back! what the fuck world! sorry. needed to vent...and yeah, maybe it should go on the rant board, but this is important and should be discussed. Berg about: subject i told derek he's a bad friend because i can't think of one time over the past 4 years where he's called me just to say hi and see how things are going. derek is a bad friend. but i still love him and keep him around as a friend...mainly so i can remind him that he's a bad friend. Berg about: baseballs which reminds me...i've been wanting to be a fat lazy pitcher too...so i'm seeing a specialist about my shoulder tomorrow...turns out, i'm actually seeing the Indians specialist. He had an opening in his schedule and is covered on my plan. how cool. i'm like the kid in the commercial for the Cleveland Clinic...we're everyone is treated like they're an all-star. Berg about: baseballs Colon and CC will get into excess of 100 around the 6 or 7th inning...if they last that long...and it's a hot day out. Berg about: tasteless this head butt saga is great. i love that zadine has declined to accept the greatest player award voted by the media, and that interview with the italian player claiming he didn't call him a terrorist, and that even if he did, he's uncultured and doesn't even know what an islamic terrorist is. he also said in an interview that he didn't insult his mother, because "you know how i feel about that, moms are sacred. i wouldn't do that." Berg about: tasteless wes thanks for saying something first, but i agree...that figurine is awesome! i remember watching that game (i think it was a national ESPN game) with my dad and being totally freeked out! Bub, that website is awesome. Did you read down about the Red Sox world Series ring...i love that they figured out who the seller is. that's great. i'd sell mine for 500,000 in a heart beat! someone in beantown will def. buy it. Berg about: PETA i think the average world cup size is a full B. Berg about: PETA is it me, or does that chic look hot! check out the legs...mmm Berg about: NCARB Dear NCARB, Please refund my $50 for FY '06. I find your inability to log my units in a timely manner, let alone acurately to be a waste of my money. You'll get my $50 next year, and again, it's on you to not screw up if you want to keep it. Please inform your superiors of your inefficiency and subsequent loss of money. I don't think it will hurt though, as I see no benefit to your existence other than the ease of transferring my license from state to state...the only problem is getting you to record my units properly so I can get said license. Berg about: music it's not...it's only one of the best albums i own! i posted it a while back. has anyone downloaded the thom york album? it came out today...it's pretty mega, if you like radio head stuff. Berg about: MUSIC fischerspooner...they not bad. i'm gonna take down crappy radio head stuff and put up thom york. Berg about: undies boy-shorts on girls are the hottest thing...after thongs of course. cathryn, do you make that noise when you read the title of this string? Berg about: Berg! it's a package deal...when they cut off your weiner on day 8, they say, now go out and share your misery with your heathen Godforsaken brethern. Berg about: who are you!!! the reason i asked was because one of the major headlines on ESPN was about the OJ Mayo kid and speculation that he might sign with USC...or go to play in Europe...it was a ridiculously stupid article and i wanted everyone else to share in my misery over wasting time reading about high school basketball players who are getting articles written on them 4 months before they are even allowed to SIGN a letter of intent!!! fucking media. cover the global warming and the fact that society in the US blows and has morals that don't reflect our poloticians. Berg about: who are you!!! O.J. Mayo and Greg Oden...why do I know your names! Honestly, without looking it up on the internet, do you know who these guys are? Berg about: Sad News Biggie...you definately owe this guy a postcard!!! LOL Berg about: Sad News [Dear friends, colleagues, former students, and family of Joe Schidlowski] Last week Dean Steven Fong called to tell me he had just gotten off the phone with Joe Schidlowski, and Joe had told him that when he came back from teaching in Florence this past spring semester he noticed a lump under his arm. He went to his doctor to have it checked out, and after a few test was operated on due to melanoma metastasizing in his lymph node. In about a month Joe will be following up the operation with a form of chemotherapy. I then called Joe and had a long talk. I told him that both my mother and I are survivors of skin cancer and that this is beatable, but to beat this you have to have the right positive mind-set. We all know Joe has always been 'Mr. Positive', but as you can imagine, this situation can difinetly bring you down. We also know how many lives Joe has touched over his tenure as a professor at KSU. It's my opinion that Joe needs us to now reach out and let him know he's in our thoughts, and if you feel Joe contributed something to your life then tell him so. Instead of Joe having the phone ringing off the wall from all of us calling him, a number of us at the CAED thought that sending him e-mails and letters to show our support would be better. I ask then that you please take the time to show him you care. Joe has always been excited to find out where all of you live across the world, and since Joe is not much of an e-mail person, you can contact him by sending him a post-card from your area to: Joshep Schidlowski 1286 Sheri Dr Kent, OH 44240-1620 When you are finished sending Joe a note, please take the time to forward this e-mail to as many people you may know that Joe has come into contact with over the years. Thanks for your time. Sincerely, Chuck Graves Berg about: Tribe Spanks Yanks Paul Byrd was our successor to Millwood...and not a bad one at that: Byrd: 6-5, 4.105 ERA, 1.277 WHIP2year - 14.25 million Millwood: 8-5, 4,827 ERA, 1.427 WHIP5 yr - 60 million Berg about: am i a bad person? am I just as bad because I don't believe it...I want to see his dead body! I think it's a scam for him to lead a second life elsewhere... Berg about: Tribe Spanks Yanks fun stats from yesterday's game: • The heart of the Indians' batting order -- Jhonny Peralta, Travis Hafner and Victor Martinez -- combined for 10 hits, five home runs and 10 RBI. Only three other times since 2000 did a team's 3-4-5 hitters produce a 10-5-10 (hits-homers-RBI) game: The Red Sox did it last year (David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez and Trot Nixon); the Indians did it in 2004 (Matt Lawton, Martinez and Casey Blake); and the Dodgers did it in 2002 (Shawn Green, Eric Karros and Brian Jordan).• Cleveland's 19-1 victory Tuesday marked the third time the Indians beat the Yankees by at least 18 runs. They won 24-6 in June 1928 and 22-0 in August 2004. Aside from those three games, the Yankees have lost only one other game by 18 or more runs in their history: A 19-1 loss to the Tigers in June 1925. And my favorite stat from over the weekend, the Red Sox win street comes to an end when Jason Johnson takes the mound!!! Great pickup Soxs!!! Berg about: Bub, when I click on someone's name...it doesn't show their posts with links...also i don't need a password and log on to post if i hit their name and then post. Berg about: Back shaver thank G-d I found this first!!! here's the solution we've all wanted me to find... Man Groomer Berg about: Interesting job son of a bitch...my dream job!!! Berg about: pics i concur derek. i want to see those pics too. bub, you should get the photo gallery back up and running. party at danny voit's house this weekend, right??? Berg about: hot girls Bub, you should give Josh Lloyd a call, he was running a website business for a while. Berg about: hot girls spammers...bub took down their posts...finally. slow day up here. Berg about: hot girls do you guys think Tina and Michelle are hot? Berg about: music if you guys would like, i can put up the Tom York album that doesn't come out until next month. Berg about: a what's the one i'm gonig to do with you? Berg about: history i'd like to request a daily/weekly history tidbit from uncle "stump the bartender get a free drink" dougums. maybe i was just drunk already, but that was so cool the way you would just crush that guys puny little heart everytime you wanted another beer. Berg about: minor league coach dude, you guys have to watch the minor league coach go bezerk! it's on the front page of espn so i won't leave a link, but man is it funny! I think i might do that at one of my softball games! Berg about: voited out i'm so into the $10 bill saving...thank you for that wes! mega weekend, sorry i pussed out and only lasted until 2:00'ish both nights, i know, i'm a pussy. Berg about: world cup this is why the world cup is awesome! Berg about: A Request for Music and anyone have a review for the single i put up yesterday? Berg about: voitfest if biggie's dumb, that so am i. Berg about: A Request for Music what's that, you guys want new music...i've just put up the latest single that's bringing down the charts!!! (Why did i spend my $0.99 on her...cuz she's hot, and anything that keeps her in the news which in turns keeps me occupied with her ridiculous antics makes me happy. I just wish T.O would put out and album...he's been quite for too long!) Berg about: tribe are you sure it's not the RedSox up grasping at any pitching they can get their hands out...Johnson and Kyle Snyder should be solid for you guys! Johnson was worthless...and unfathomably not worse than Scott Elarton the man her replaced...take the 3-8, 6.0 ERA pitcher and enjoy your season, i'm not. damn tribe! look for me, i should be about 5 rows behind the indians dugout tonight. Berg about: A Request for Music Leanne, it's kinda like the beer bottles...do i need to come up there and supervise the moving of the beer bottles? Berg about: Coca-Cola So I just went to enter a pepsi code online for a superman promo they are doing (figured i had nothing better to do) and i mispelled the website (www.dailyplanet.com) - i put an e in it...guess who bought that domain and has it set up to redirect you...Coke! I love it. This is what our society is all about...buying bogus website names so when a user mispells the one he is really trying to get to, he gets redirected to your (meaning the competiion) website! un-real...and the kid that thought it up...genius! Berg about: that game they play on ice i just saw this headline: Sakic returning to Avs on one-year deal...Sakic is still playing??? He's got 17 years in the league...do these guys ever quit? Didn't Gretsky play like 20 years. Berg about: World Cup check out the catpion on #26! (see thew's link) also...anyone want to move to Brasil with me??? Berg about: that game they play on ice bub...i agree with you 100%! They are doing some great marketing, and it's actually been fun to watch. Although, to be honest, part of that fun is because I keep pretending they're on flying brooms and playing quidditch. Berg about: 10 opinions am i super gay because i noticed matt sporting the soxless loafer look in the brief 5 minutes i watched. (i was hoping to see some side boobage.) i loved the look and have been sporting the Birk's for about 4 weeks at work now. Berg about: toner my office goes through Toners quite a lot...I'm glad our Toner never needs replacing. Berg about: movie nonsense i didn't get it either...but i knew what was going on...i'v gotten it before. i'm glad i didn't get it...cuz i hate pop culture shit like that. who care who was in what movie. Berg about: movie nonsense send me the file and i'll take a look Berg about: movie nonsense HOMOS Berg about: My Space I am...and so is this blast from the past...yet another one for Dickey...(she sent me a message this afternoon) LIbby Berg about: The Mountains by the way, the caption on the picture is "look mom, i'm finally skinny" Berg about: The Mountains wes - huh??? Berg about: The Mountains my space is a good time killer...look who i found, dickey will be very happy. I'm Hungry Berg about: 7 wonders how about the 20 person, standing room only concert by the Damster on 3V @ 3:00 am. Berg about: 7 wonders so, here's a site to vote for the current 7 wonders of the world...i think we should come up with a BudDotCom 7 wonders of our friends. Think of the top 7 moments over the last 9/soon to be 10 years. Like, would Shield's crying over the see my museum over there comment be on the list? or Bub reemerging into the group and creating this site! i think that'd have to be #1...this could be a fun thing to keep up occupied. just make sure we use the 7 wonders as the topic and not a new one, and i can try and organize the list after we discuss if for a while. Vote on the 7 wonders Berg about: Plan note that's funny, i thought biggie was going for an obscure hotdog bun joke Berg about: Roethlisberger? he's a douchebag and took a header into a windshield...while not wearing his helmet, per his prior statements about "not liking to wear a helmet" when he rides. was conscious when ems got there though. Berg about: Voit Reception - Hotel? that's not confusing at all...you, me, biggie, berg...that's like 4 people or what? so donna, looks like we gots room!!! sweet, sexy girl in our room! Berg about: K2 two Kellen Winslow's protege... Big Ben Berg about: Voit Reception - Hotel? Biggie, what was our deal again? Just D-rock, you and I? I told Donna she could stay with us if that was the case, but that we'd be ravaging her body and bringing her much pleasure...if we were sober enough to perform...and therefor most likely she wouldn't have to worry about a thing, except for possible boners poking out of boxers in the morning cuz you forgot to pee before bed...i had pee boners. Berg about: damn, i'm good happy 2-year to the Paulings!!! Berg about: mentos it was in maxim of fhm this month or last Berg about: coincidence??? how about not jared. but we can say...that, it's weird that on the day the new officials or whatever were sworn in in Iraq is the day we killed the top al-queda guy...hmm...very very fishy. i predict the death of osama bin laden right before the elections!!! Berg about: gnarles danger mouse as in dj danger mouse?? Berg about: gnarles dude, i'm diggin this shit!!! Gone Daddy Gone remix!!! fuck yeah! Berg about: work so i think i might leave the office today, and not come back until my boss shows up to work. i have nothing to work on but 'busy work' for office templates and crap, and quite honestly, that's not what i was hired for. so i might not be back today. we'll see. have a good afternoon everyone if i don't make it back in the office. Berg about: music i put up 2 really good songs...just random fun to enjoy Berg about: wedding pictures i'll be honest, i big brothered you guys...2 pictures didn't make the album. They were too risque...on had Thewsie's 1-eyed lizard running around all by himself. Berg about: crap Ich ließ mein Telefon zu Hause Berg about: wedding pictures and yes, the one of Brunt by the bar, is just way hot!!! Berg about: wedding pictures sorry not to have had an update on the German girls...not much to tell yet. 1 has a b/f the other doesn't seem to drink and party. I got the 2 boring ones. But there's hope with a few of the others. I might have a big slumber party and let 2 or 3 of the other girls stay over too. That'd be fun! anyways, here's my pics from the Mountain Wedding. Sorry Wes and LJ, still sorting through all the Europe photos. I'm hoping to get them up by the end of the week. If this link doesn't work, I'll try again. Das Photos Are good Berg about: queer weddings EXACTLY...so you'll be living in a donkey city and have to deal with our views. kinda like i have an elephant president and have to deal with his. Berg about: queer weddings Thews, just wait, I'm sure you're going to love being an elephant in a donkey town!!! you'll know how the rest of us feel. Berg about: queer weddings I like it when Bub is out of town and let's us "liberals" drone on. Let's ban Bub from posting, not politics!! Berg about: queer weddings thank you wes. i'm dying over here too. that's why i'm having a great time looking for an island to buy. then we can all escape. i found this one in new york. it'd be about a 5 hour drive i think for me...but well worth escaping the politics. i could leave it 8 sundays a year to drive to cleveland for the browns game, and then drive back. would anyone be interested in buying an island, or property along the ocean/ lake? we could get like 4 or 5 of us and go heifsies. Big Island New York Berg about: blind people in other news, thanks to all the fags and queers out there, our family values are heading towards rock bottom. damn fags wanting families. can't the thugs and white trash kids just adopt all these kids instead so we don't hand children over to fags. (sorry, i'm pissy with the government today, and reading the news isn't helping much.) no more talk like this from me, i'll go to the rants page if i need to vent more. Berg about: blind people India has 10 million blind people!!! Is it me, or is that an astounding figure! Berg about: music I did that already brad. however, it wasn't finding the album, so i had to manually select it...and i also wasn't sure if it was the UK version or not. plus did you notice the word MANUAL. Secondly, it renames the files in whatever player you're using, but not the actual file name. i'll suck it up. no biggie. just giving derek a hard time. it's a slow day. and biggie, no revit for me. good luck and may god be with you if you trying using a fully integrated version of revit to do 3D models, massing studies and CDs. it's do-able from what i hear, but a technical nightmare setting it up. Berg about: music d-rock, i don't consider spoon posted...it's not being recognized as spoon, nor was it ripped with the album info. this is unacceptable. now i have to burn it onto a disc, insert the disc, hope it gets recognized and then rip it. simply put, this will not do. i expect more from you. Berg about: la donna da tedesco when do bub and abby get back...and i'm serious, no admittance without simple life episodes. Berg about: la donna da tedesco you're more than welcome to visit...but you gotta tape the new simple life episodes for me and bring them. that's the cost of admission. I knew getting rid of cable until the NFL season started was a dumb idea!! Berg about: la donna da tedesco arrive tonight!! oh boy, i can't wait!!! (you should see how clean my house is! and yes, there was a lot of hair but most of it was Nessie's! Thankfully, it all sticks to the corners of the rooms with wood floors. They rock.) Berg about: Maggie The Monkey TORONTO -- TSN's prognosticating primate is predicting the Stanley Cup will be heading to Canada. Maggie The Monkey spun her NHL playoff wheel Sunday night and picked the underdog Edmonton Oilers to beat the Carolina Hurricanes in this year's Stanley Cup finals. That would make the Oilers the first Canadian-based team to win the title since the Montreal Canadiens in 1993. Maggie is 9-5 in playoff predictions this year, successfully picking Edmonton and Carolina to win their respective conference finals. In 2003, she predicted the Anaheim Mighty Ducks would qualify for the Stanley Cup final by beating favored Detroit, Dallas and Minnesota. Berg about: munday yes. do you play matt. and what is your friggin cell number? i think i still have you and becky all messed up in my phone. Berg about: munday Wes, awesome start to your softball career! I played 4 games yesterday. 6,7,8,9. Didn't get home until 11:00. My legs are sore. Maybe the German girls will rub them for me. I did reach a major accomplishment last night...first home run OVER the fence!!! Crushed a 3 run bomb over left center in our only win of the night. 1-3 = not fun...home over the fence = berg's a stud. Berg about: catchers how do you figure that??? Berg about: catchers by the way, did you guys see the trade that happened at the begining of the month...josh bard got shipped to SD and Mirabelli was shipped back to Boston...that's funny. I like that Boston had to give up Bard, and another player, and cash to get Mirabelli back. Berg about: voit kids so you're calling my parents fat??? Berg about: voit kids soccer is out, he's gotta play football. basketball and wrestling out - he needs to lift for football. track is in...cuz all big beefy linemen have to do shot put for their high school! Berg about: NHL LJ, i'm glad you like NHL so much, because they lost me for a couple of years. First the stupid ass strike...but whatever, i can get over it. but then they don't get a national contract for me to watch the fucking games!!! that's piss poor. I couldn't watch GAME 7 of the friggin Eastern Finals!!! Bullshit! I'm done with hockey because they don't care about me and my dad and my uncle. We always got together to watch the games and eat my mom's food...but this year, I didn't get a single call from either my dad or uncle saying, wow, did you see that hit, or did you see that goal! fuck you NHL for taking away some of my yearly tradition! i watch the spelling bee instead and called a'ron to say, did you see that kid! he's got a mustache and he's in 7th grade! that's what i did NHL, i was caling people about the spelling bee, not your miserable playoffs that you won't air in my market! Berg about: buffalo so wes's post led me to look up Teddy Roosevelt on Wikipedia which led to the Spanish-Anglo wars, and Teddy's old son who got medal of honor for his bravery on D-Day, and whose grave I actually saw when I was there...anyways, I had to read up on the spanish-anglo war...and saw a term i hadn't heard since history class in 10th grade (which, yes, i hated the fucking class) "yellow journalism." haha. thought i'd see if that stirred up any memories for others. i remember we talked about this for almost a whole class. i don't know why, but it's one of the few things that triggers high school memories. anyways, just thought i'd share, and tell you guys how much i love wikipedia. so much too learn. (re-learn.) and i love teddy roosevelt and his hunt expeditions! dude rocked. Berg about: tragic not to be a downer, but this story is crazy...did you guys see this. wrong girl ID'd as dead Berg about: name change my sister just got married, i thought i'd heard someone used a 'puter program to do it. thought i'd be a nice big brother and get it for her. dickey, i hope you change your first name to dickey and goes as dickey dickey. why are you changing your name? part of your ultimate plan to escape your student loans? Berg about: name change didn't one of you girls say you used a computer program to help with your name change?? Berg about: MORE PICS i'm clearly not even looking at alison, so i wasn't untying anything!! Berg about: MORE PICS andy..did you take the picture of little scheetz's thong??? that's so wrong...but i love it! i know i didn't take it...i'm in the pic. and the picture 2 after...hehe, i like the wet spot on the fat girl's back, and the freaky Samoin staring at the camera ready to punch it! fuckin freaky man! Berg about: holy crap this guy is a friggin genius!!! i'm so jealous! and the fight club article...are you kidding me! Berg about: broadway joe damn...i'm a moron and a half. got a little too excited to rip on Namath and I skipped the part where it said it was Theismann calling him out. i deserve 1 punch in the testies. Berg about: broadway joe okay, here's Joe's comments on Ricky Williams: "I don't ever want to be mentioned in the same breath as Ricky Williams as a football player. He's a disgrace to the game. The man doesn't deserve to play football. He should go on with his life and treat his drug addictions or go do whatever he wants to do. He's been suspended from the National Football League on multiple occasions. Doesn't anybody have any class anywhere? For gosh sakes, let the kid go do what he wants to do. He doesn't want to play football," Theismann, who is part of ESPN's Monday Night Football announcing crew, said. isn't that the same guy who was wasted, live on MNF hitting on the sideline reporter! fuck you Joe. Berg about: blood alcohol levels looks like toner and biggie have nothing on this girl!!! Blow Here Berg about: WOW! LJ great photos...although, I don't think we've seen anything yet...just wait until Cathryn or Andy download their pictures!!! I think Wes and Andy had that camera just a little too long... Berg about: mountain address? they were going to, until i offered free drinks from my cock to everyone...and wes got very excited, but if you want free drinks from my cock, you can join us. hey, does this hotel have a pool? if so, which one of you is clippering my back hair?! Berg about: Browns fans he likes to drink and punch things. that's all. Berg about: O Canada Lanner, don't speak to fast now...there was this one guy Canadian guy in Florence at the Old Stove every night...I'm pretty sure I saw 1 or 2 Canadians roll their eyes a few times! :-) Berg about: special thanks special thanks to the girl that didn't kick me out of bed last night...rather, she got up and left her own bed! what a nice girl. i guess a shedding dog, and 4 cats in the basement all winter makes for a stuffed up, snoring bastard of a Berg. It was definately weird waking up at 5:30 am...alone, in someone else's bed. Berg about: special thanks i'm still in the belief that you're a cock block. Berg about: jdate profile this is from the profile of a girl in buffalo: "I'm originally from New York City, but I'm in Buffalo for grad school. I feel a little silly creating a jdate profile since I'm not even a practicing Jew, but what can I say? Being surrounded by wings, malls, meatheads, and big hair makes me miss my people. I'm looking for a nice guy - preferably one with a dog." Berg about: strange was she hot? Berg about: NFL yes, i meant Rangers, and what did he do, besides mix politics and sports??? Like getting a "loan" for $600,000 from the same people that "bought" his failed oil company after that debacle, then getting a 10% ownership of the team as a "bonus" while his dad was President and he was poised to be governor. At the time that was a $12.5 million dollar bonus for his "efforts." or rather his way of funding his campaign for Governor. Berg about: NFL i honestly think i'd rather condi rice than Jeb. I'm pretty sure there's about a 0% chance the owners would actually let a Bush run the league after what GW did with the Texans. Berg about: moron don't want to use your car in a bank robbery...good idea, they could ID your plates, so use the city bus instead!!! Berg about: Iran is just asking for it here's Iran's latest games. i predict WWIII real soon if this goes into effect. Iran to single out Jews and Christians Berg about: food poisoning well, it's been confirmed, i had food poisoning. it was either Campylobacter food poisoning, or Cryptosporiosis, i don't remember what the doctor said. either way, it's from some dirty italian guy that can't wash his hands too well after pooing. (or it could be from the raw meat i had for lunch that day, i forgot about that meal.) but i'm feeling better, on antibiotics, and am looking forward to the 2nd wedding of the year. (my sis) Berg about: beer thank you abby!!! i was SOOO hoping for that exact reply!!! hehe. Berg about: beer it was...and i was refering to the directions you gave us to your house...every line started with, when you get to the top of the hill, take a _____. you live in a hilly city and are marrying a chick with two great hills of her own! lucky bastard. Berg about: beer andy when you say you're on a hill, is that like when Bub says they live on top a hill? Berg about: Da Bears how cool would this have been to see! Hungry Bear Berg about: random thoughts it's a known fact that I hate jerking off in the shower! And it's also a known fact that I keep my hair trim. (except for the back, as we learned in Italy, cuz I can't reach it. But Alicia said she'd trim it up for me next time I'm in C-bus) So Dickey, as you well know from living with me, there are no hairballs except from the skanks that sleep over and shower my cum off their bodies in the morning. (now that one should get you to puke outside your mouth andy!) anyways, Dickey, I wasn't making a febble atttempt at requesting anything, I've been in touch and have recieved already. just asking if anyone needed anything next weekend. i'll be seeing the hen and thews tongiht i'd guess. Berg about: random thought i don't drink enough at work. sometimes i don't even take my first piss at work until 2:00 pm. and it's all super yellow and gross and i'm like, shit, i shouldn't be working so hard, i should get up and drink more water. especially now, since i'll have toxins to clean out of my system. speaking of which...limited amounts available... Berg about: losers did you guys see the grey anatomy 2 day finale! we could talk about that. or we can talk about how the CAVS are gonna kick ass in the palace. or how i went to the doctor this morning, but now all my problems seem to have gone away. or we can talk about my stool sample that i had to give. by far the grosses thing i've done in my life! Berg about: should i see a doctor on another note, i'm still having stomach issues. and i'm not sure if i should see a doctor. fri-sun i was pissing out my ass every hour. it got a little better yesterday, only about 4 or 5 pisses out the butt, but the cramps from the previous days over-excerction set in. this morning i had a pretty good dump, only to be followed by icky ones this afternoon. I feel like a girl, i want mydal to help with the stomach cramps. this morning i thought i was in the clear, now i'm thinking maybe i'm not. should i go see a doctor even though i have no sick and vacation time? Berg about: zzzzzzz.... it better be the best damn website on earth. it's been "coming soon" since fall 2005, winter 2005, spring 2006, early 2006...i like that they update the timeframe they expect it to be up and running! Berg about: zzzzzzz.... abby, we can make fun of city architecture for still not having a website up! lamos. matt did you work on the lakewood project? is there a new head of design there? some of CA's projects are starting to look nice! Berg about: GO CAVS Hey Ben Wallace - eat the shit that's been slowly dripping out my asshole!!! What a great game! Can't wait for Game 6 in the Q. (And game 7 if need be...oh, yeah, i'll be stuck taking pictures at my sister's wedding and at the ceremony during the final seconds of the game!!!) Berg about: german girls hehe, the UDC needs to house 12 german girls doing a Landscape Architecture program in Cleveland for 2 weeks...guess who's got dibs on 2 hotties!!! Berg about: stallkamp/mountain wedding as i understand it, the voits are staying with the english. this could be a big boo-boo biggie. my next task is trying to figure out hotel stuff for the voit reception. ugh. i want a personal planner, and this stomach virus to go away! Berg about: stallkamp/mountain wedding umm...biggie...you got the hotel reservations made right??? Berg about: Voit/Johnston wedding yo yo yo kids...i'm back. the wedding was awesome. i hate pisa airport. i ate a 'turkey and chesse' sandwhich, which wasn't 'turkey' it was a mystery meat and i've been shitting ever since. once i get over being bitter i'll fill you in my excellent adventures and drunkenness at lochness. Berg about: poop i've been pooping all over London...now i'm off to Italy. just wanted to say hi. miss bdc... Berg about: l8r I'm off to bang European chicks. Berg_ol OUT!!! Berg about: MLB from CBS sportslineWith the Red Sox struggling to find a fifth starter, the idea of Papelbon joining the rotation (while hard to fathom) remains a remote possibility. If that happens, Foulke would re-assume his role as closer. Berg about: MLB 2 names - Julio Franco, Carlos Baerga - they are both still playing baseball!!! Julio's first year was 22 years ago! He's now the oldest player to hit a home run, and the 2nd oldest to steal a base. Berg about: remeber when I said that Skip Baylas was a fuck... A'ron, are you refering to Romeo as the "dark belichek" that's just wrong. (factually and socially). I would love to see the Browns trade up for Hawk. I'm so bummed I won't be able to see the draft. Dumb planning on my part. i should have left Sunday. Berg about: Sox tickets i'm still here...and i was at game 455!!! that's a 6 year sellout record. the browns were gone for only 3 years! true their abscence helped generate it, but it's a record that will only be broken if the Yankees build a super small stadium. Then i'm sure they'll sell out every game every year until the end of time. Berg about: pa weddingzzzz i think that was sarcasm Aaron Berg about: pa wedding correction biggie...there WILL NOT be more than 4 people per room. Last I guessed we had 6 of us...2 rooms, 3 ea. I'll be there Saturday and Sunday. Not sure of everyone else's plan. Also, is anyone interested taking in the Pirates game Saturday night? I am. Berg about: toner can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, none of your bees wax, none of your bees wax, none of your bees wax, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, none of your bees wax, none of your bees wax, none of your bees wax, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, can i borrow a dollar, none of your bees wax, none of your bees wax, none of your bees wax Berg about: Wikipedia by the way, i love this site! it's got anything you ever wanted to know. and almost every sports player's bio and history. Wikipedia Berg about: mlb D-rock...no problem...he's just leftovers from the Colon trade anyways...what a trade...Colon for Lee Stevens, Brandon Phillips, Grady Sizemore and Cliff Lee!!! Could prove to be one of the best trades in baseball ever! And the better Brandon plays, the better our deal is...he was traded for a player to be named later and cash money. Berg about: Europa Cathryn - got the check, and deposited yesterady. LJ...Kevin Murphy...and no, i'm a loser and never got around to emailing him. I did email Ed Jones twice...and have yet to hear back. Wait till I just show up at his office and be like, dude, I'm a star F'er, and you're famous enough, so you're going to be my friend and bum me a fag and have a beer. Berg about: mlb Biggie, good thing you didn't give the Pirates that much time! Wow, much like you sympathize with us over the Browns...we do over the Pirates...I really thought they had a decent team this year. Bard is good, just not a good knuckleball catcher. It's his mechanics, he doesn't block the ball with his chest, he tries to stab it out of the dirt...it won't work that way. I was watching the game and he kept doing it...I'm not an MLB coach, but someone needs to tell him, get dirty, throw your body at the ball. Berg about: F-n hockey no we don't get that channel. sucks. Berg about: manny being awesome yeah, i saw that post coming...fucking manny! Berg about: Umberger OUT! here's the link to that crushing body check in the Sabres game... Umberger gets nailed...the way you don't want to get nailed. Berg about: NBA is dumb so not only is the first round of the NBA a 7 game series...it's over 2 weeks long!!!! That is just stupid! The NHL is 4 days shorter, and hands down a more physicaly draining sport. NBA gets your ass into gear. It's all about showing every game on national TV. but GO CAVS!!! All hail King James! Berg about: Solider Field Chicago Leanne with a boner...ewww, i've been grossed out. do you use that big boner on wes's touschie?? (sp??) Berg about: drinking wes, i might have to join you in rehab...i got totally pied and had a beer last night while i did laundary, dishes, and watch lord of the rings two towers. Berg about: April 21st btw, does anyone else read that and instantly picture 2 young boys suckling from wolf. (or was it a pig?) it makes me giggle. can't wait to get out of here. Berg about: April 21st 753 BC - Romulus and Remus founded Rome, according to the calculations by Varro Reatinus. I like that Wikipedia website. They have great info on sports players too. Berg about: wHAT THE F? i've now moved onto sketchup animation...and the DRAFTS i gave my boss yesterday to wow the client and get them to pay us to do REAL High quality ones for may 21st were so sweet, that they want them for their meeting next thursday. and my bosses leave wednesday for that meeting, so i get to have FINAL HIGH QUALITY ones by Tuesday...haha...good thing i'm boosing all weekend. Berg about: wHAT THE F? i heard about that yesterday. funny as shit! both people that fell for it were in their 30s!!! i love that she was tipped off because he didn't wear gloves! hmm...something doesn't seem right, no, it's not the door-to-door part, no, it's not the big boner, no, it's not he pervy smile he's getting by touching me...wait, where's his gloves!!! this seems fishy! Berg about: legal system anyone following this duke lacross story??? i won't start on BDC, but we can talk this weekend. I think this is my favorite quote from the case so far...it's from an email the 2nd stripper sent to a top PR firm in NYC: "I've found myself in the center of one of the biggest stories in the country," she wrote. "I'm worried about letting this opportunity pass me by without making the best of it and was wondering if you had any advice as to how to spin this to my advantage." Berg about: Spammers i've been getting text messages from some service for the last 3 years. I must have signed up ages ago, but i can't get them to stop sending me updates to the tribe every 3 innings (thankfully that has kinda stopped, but i think it's more of their error than them stopping texting me) updates to the cavs before the game and after the game, browns updates, colorado avalanche updates, and they all come from a 678000000 number. verizon said they can't trace it, they don't know who it is coming from, and i should just try texting back stop. well it doesn't work. so i finally ponied up $5 a month to pay for unlimited texting so i don't have to pay a fee every month from all the texts i get.p.s. andy...i told you, don't use your CELL number on those porn! sites!!! Berg about: Handicap People Okay...here we go...last year it was a kid with no legs playing football, now we're letting a girl in a wheel chair RACE against non-wheel chair people. I feel sorry for her, and I'm glad she's competed in the pareolympics (however you spell it) but come on! This is absurd! Someone convince me it isn't so I can not feel like an A-hole for thinking it is. Girl in wheel chair gets to race Berg about: hockey i honestly can't imagine ever being a pro and just letting another team beat me so my team could have a better draft pick. There's 1.) no gaurentee i'd be there the following year, 2.) i have too much pride, 3.) it would eventually leak out! Berg about: hockey why do the NHL and NBA do stupid shit like this. Why wouldn't everyone do a reverse order in the standings for the #1 spot. It's not like you're going to throw a game to get the spot. I could see that happening more in the NFL where teams actually finish close to each other, but in NHL, NBA, MLB there's usually a big difference between the last few teams. Berg about: Pittsburgh is Fun! Berg should be able to get a 125 if he's not being lazy. If he's lazy, we're talking 100. If we're on fire, we're talking 160! Berg about: shearing blades anyone want to trim my neckline for me in PA? I need it bad, and i'm single and i think i've hit my "could you shave my neck line for me" limit with Colon and Kantz. Please, please. I'll bring the shears. i'll even let you guys trim down my back for your own entertainment. Berg about: job captain donna, heard you got a promo...congrats. Berg about: sore back = mine. i decided last friday that before i leave for europe in 2 weeks (and without a weekend that i'd be home) i could i could get the patio pavers laid, and started on the retaining wall for the fish pond. I got the holes dug, and the materials in the backyard...tonight i level, compact and screed. Anyone know how to do this? that's the hardest part, i have no idea how to do what i'm doing. i'm just going by what seems right, and things i think i've read, and things i'm pretty sure i've seen on HGTV. Berg about: baseball how about the Tribe's 89 runs in 13 games!!! (6.36 runs/game) How about Tom Hamilton's call during last night route of Baltimore. In the inning where they had 3 errors in a row, he goes, well, the only thing this circus is missing is a big tent and an elephant! Tom Hamilton is by far the best MLB broadcaster. I don't even need to hear all the others to proclaim this. He just is. ---A WAY BACK, THIS BALL IS GONE!!! You can forget about it!! GO TRIBE Berg about: sore back = a sore back = (80) retaining wall blocks, (10) 8" concrete blocks, (6) hollow 6" block, (6) solid 6" block, 10 bags of sand, a soil compactor, (1) 1h30m truck rental. bub...my golfing is up in the air. I'll show up and drive...i just might not be able to swing a club. Berg about: sketch up Do you have lines that define the outside edge of the building? (I would imagine you do, because you defined the boundary of the hatch somehow.) In sketchup you don't need closed polylines, draw a line on top of one of the other lines that define the edge and it creates the face that you can then extrude up. (another tip: when i do master plans, i wblock out the roads, then the buildings, then street furniture, etc...and import each .dwg into the sketchup file. each one comes in as a group and makes it easier to create the geometry. Berg about: A toast here's to hoping that the first night of your honeymoon is the longest night of your life! Berg about: this weekend i'll be in friday. colon and i just saw 2 state troopers walking on the street, both sporting super trooper stashes. Berg about: Computer program Lan, I'll email you back in a few...but honestly, no other progam can step to sketch up. It's the MOST userfriendly program. I challenge anyone to not be able to understand it. It also is not very expensive. And I'm not learning how to do animations, and they look pretty sweet! It just won't give you a Viz quality rendering...but you can export it to VIZ and other rendering programs (i'm learning a new one called Artlantis that's supposed to work really well with SketchUP) and render your sketchup model there. i friggin love this program. i'd marry it if i could. Berg about: this weekend and it was supposed to rain and shower all last weekend in Cleveland...but that didn't happen...except for the all the softballs raining down on the other side of the fence from my bat! i'm a monster! i cranked 2 over the fence in practice. yeah, that's right, i said it, i had softball practice this weekened. Berg about: this weekend i got bowling shoes! i'll bring them! what time is said golf/ bowling to take place??? i'm concerned about getting my beauty sleep. Berg about: what? you're an ass. he wants you to be informed so you can say a prayer for him. Berg about: FYI and while the win...keith foulke continues his downward spiral...he's killing me in fantasy baseball...i was counting on him as a closer. not a douche bag. Berg about: Gold Stars my boss gets a gold star...we get a suprise 1/2 day... Berg about: hello? Bub I love your "play" time and "help." Sounds just about what I'd be doing. Berg about: we're poor i hate these articles...makes me really not want to bother being an architect. new career needed Berg about: ATHF damn you Wes...ever since your post i've been walking around with "MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY!" stuck in my head! Berg about: phone log on, or create an account for your phone...once inside, you'll find the offer. Verizon Wireless Berg about: mmmmm....ice cream holy crap...my head might explode. any of your firms do animations out of sketch up. this program is amazing. i wish i could kiss it. i've been researching online all day about flight paths and targets and ruby scripts and all sorts of stuff. then i discovered a rendering program, so i of course now i have to spend time to learn that...down time is fun...until your brain hurts from using it too much. ouch. i think i just used it too much. must go home soon...build pond, enjoy sun. Berg about: Beat it Bub, we should get a beat the streak up and running again. Berg about: 13 days i'm going to REALLY PISS OFF your gay lover neighbors Friday night!!! Not as a hate crime but because they annoyed you so much. It'll be super fun! Can I find a girl to have really really loud sex with too? Berg about: does wes still live? i feel great today! i think it has something to do with crashing really hard around 5:30 when i got home...mmm...sleepy. I had a great time, 13 more days until we do it again! (i think my liver just went into hiding after i typed that!) Berg about: BEDS it sounded like such a good idea...but i'm second guessing myself. i call my air matress. ooh, my sister's hot friends slept on it last...hmmm...i hope it smells like hot sexy girls. Berg about: BEDS I CALL BED WITH WES SATURDAY NIGHT!!! Berg about: Venting as i eat my roast beef and cheese sandwhich i laugh at the idea that this body is in any way "kosher." but i say give me the money...i'll go on an incredible prostitute and alcki bender in toronto. bub and lj, i can't wait to put you to shame in the "biggest liabilty" competition this weekend! getting squashed by a silly girl that i still can't get over last monday has given me a good excuse to prep for the weekend! infact, my last day of training is tonight...my coach things i can make it passed out in bed by 11:00, i told him we'd better not get to the bar before 9:00 if he wants me to stay out that late! can't wait to sob on your shoulders friday night, then make a quick berg recovery and bang 3 hot chicks saturday night. i turned to mush the last 2 months...time to go find that filthy dirty pig that lays beneath the surface! Berg about: thumb wars first off all, i'm requesting a mr. bader post more. i love his sick twisted humor and it's not fair that only a'ron gets to enjoy it. secondly, mr. a'ron, could you ask bader if i can borrow his thumb movies. i'm dying to see thumb wars and bat thumb. "you should just call him guano!" Berg about: wallpaper did you guys buys big metal razor blade scrappers? Mine was thankfully painted over, so it was easy to use the scrapper, i think the paint helped bond the wallpapper togheter. then i hired someone to finish getting the glue off, he used a cool spray bottles with probably lots of chemicals i don't want to know about. Berg about: sports and while we're talking baseball, like i'm sure we will ALL weekend...i want to say that Jim Thome playing in Philly, i was still a fan. Jim Thome in Chi-town...i hope he gets hit by lightening. (i can't blame him though, it's his home team and all...but still.) FUCK YOU JIM THOME AND YOUR 2nd HR of the year! Berg about: sports last night ortiz batted 3rd, manny 4th...i can't remember what they batted last year...was it swapped? i always thought the guy behind was the one doing the protection. Berg about: sports i'd only go with ortiz because like wes said, arod can't hit in the clutch. they were equal players last year, except one played in the field, and one WON games at the plate. (a pitcher or DH is getting my MVP vote only if they were ridiculous, and last year, Ortiz really was.) now the big question is, without manny in the line-up, protecting him, is ortiz as good as a player as he is. he'd get pitched around every time he had the opportunity for that clutch hit. Berg about: sports Is he in the NL and hitting bombs like Mike Hampton? Okay, actually, I will agree with you that I would have given the MVP to Ortiz because he did impact the games more so than A-Rod...however, I think it's a fluke that he had so many opportunities to win the game in a DH role. Therefore I doubt I'll ever support a DH MVP again...unless of course it's someone on the Tribe! Berg about: sports douche bags play only DH, MVPs play the field as well. I'll never support giving an MVP award to a DH. Berg about: weather i read that this morning and thought it was cool...until i realized next year, we'll have 02:03:04 05/06/07. then i just thought it was kinda cool. however, i am thinking of getting shirts made that say "01:02:03 04/05/06 'I was there'" then walk around and be proud to be a dork and own a shirt like that. Berg about: wma i just imported all my music into sucky itunes...and it converts all the wma to mp3s for me. sweet. i can go back to being lazy. Berg about: Berg! sorry about that thews...i got pretty trashed at the fundraiser, and decided to walk over to you guys...i got..1/2 way home when i remembered i was supposed to have made a left on 25th to come visit you guys...oops. Berg about: look at this sorry i've been absent from bdc all week...heartache and work to deal with...but i can't believe i missed the front cover of the Plain Dealer last saturday...check it out! PD Front Cover Berg about: musac i use windows media player to rip all the music i put up...you just need to change your option to .mp3 rather than .wma. you don't need special plug ins or anything. i do think you need windows media player 10. tools --> options -->rip music..then switch it to .mp3. I like .mp3s because they play on mp3 players...although mine has been missing for 2 months. Berg about: bloc party i put it on, and within 2 seconds colon goes, oh bloc party, they rock. so i guess we should be trying to get music from him. btw..."i'm hoping for a miracle, that this whole album doesn't blow" (or that it'll get a ton better over time.) Berg about: musac boo wes and his .wma files!!! give us .mp3 files douche bag. Berg about: Arch what was the note supposed to say?? Berg about: berg that was our fashion photo shoot!!! i realized, i spent about 1 hour with you guys sober that weekend. Berg about: monday morning rock you guys are so out of the times, been there and done that on both albums. i've moved on to bach and bellini operas, they are much more entertaining and thought provocative. Berg about: more pictures i put up my before and after the crawl pics...sans me tea bagging a certain person, who threatened to poop in my luggage bag should that picture ever make the internet... Berg about: Meatheads i love taking advantage of your 21 year old sister!!! she likes it too! Berg about: what are they thinking i love that the cowboys singed vander-jagoff...him and owens should get along well in that locker room, especially after they both call out aaron brooks for being the horrible qb he is. Berg about: tv pilot are you crazy??? i noticed how hairy i was the other day, and took care of the chest and balls issue. i think i'm going to make an apointment soon for the asscrack and back. Berg about: annoying do you guys ever show up in the morning with notes on your desk from you boss. and written on the note is him asking you to do some trival task that he could have done perfectly well, in probably the same amount of time it took him to write you the note asking you to do it? well, i get it all the time. i think today, i might just tell him to stop wasting paper and ink, and do something around the firm so we all feel like he's putting in the same efforts we are for HIS firm to succeed. i'm pissy. Berg about: but seriously... who was the one with their nuts on someone's forhead??? oh wait, maybe i'm about to come out of the closet. all these years having to grab your wives/ girlfriends asses and boobs...it was all a facade. sorry girls i don't get any enjoyment out of it, maybe i'll try again next time i see you, and you can turn me. d-rock, speaking of seeing you in action, what's the word from trisha?? she coming up for the derek-licious show this weekend? Berg about: gay-dar he didn't know how gay he was Berg about: Bachelor "He was gay and either didn't know it, or didn't want to be. He was so effeminate, I was shocked that he didn't know how gay he was." hmm...i got 4 names on my list of those of you that fit this category and post on bdc all the time!!! hmmmmm Berg about: houses that's awesome abby. i did the same with my fucked up computer room. it's fun! are you going to have a lawn? if so, here's how to control the neighborhood kids!!! how to keep your yard perfect! Berg about: Holy shit. congrats bithces!!! i love new neighbors. you're gonna love the taxes and the 'hood. can't wait for many drunken bike trips home from your place!!! man, now i need to loose the gut so we can hang out on the beach with the 'hood kids!!! Casa Da Thews Berg about: st patty Dickey those vile germs have been calling my throat and sinus cavity home for 3 days now...i've been fighting back with zinc and heavy doses of tea and honey...with very little forward progress...but i do get to giggle everytime i pee bright yellow. bright yellow pee is funny, green prentice poop isn't so funny. day-quil might be my only hope to get through st. baldrick's day before i head home for a good night's sleep so i can make the exersion south on saturday after a few hours in the office. Berg about: st patty or rather st. baldrick's day!!! Berg about: star wars thought you guys would enjoy the first paragraph of an email i just got: The Jedi Knights of Cleveland are hosting a charity event Saturday, March 18th to benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Cleveland. Guests will have the opportunity to play laser tag alongside a variety of costumed characters from the Star Wars movies. The multi-level gaming arena at Lazer Xtreme will be transformed into an experience Star Wars fans of all ages will enjoy. Berg about: question jared, i just stopped reading after the "i am a fool" comment. thank you for putting that near the top. i was just reading to make sure i saw that in there. macs rock when it comes to graphics...but i can't right-click??? what the fuck mac makers!!! therefore pcs are better. you can get laptops with pentium m processors which kick ass. they are regular pentium chips with geeked up coolers and process at lower temps so they can be crammed into a tiny laptop. make sure you get a widescreen too...andy'll enjoy the porn a lot better in widescreen. i saw some widescreen hd porn...wow...but also, you can only see it if there are HOT porn stars. the pimples on the ass ones would just make me limp. Berg about: NFL and it looks like Miami got Cullpepper... Berg about: jealous rage p.s. i'm very jealous that there is another jew getting more attention than me on this message board! Berg about: reggae jew i've seen them a few times. they rock. they play at aj roccos all the time. never knew pat's bro was in it. i'll have to pay attention next time i see them. Berg about: letterman i'm jealous...elisa is in new york city visiting her brother and they got tickets to letterman tonight...normally i wouldn't be jealous or even post a mundane thing like this...but tonight's guest is howard friggin stern!!! first of all, wow, i wonder how she'll deal with him, and second of all...i want to see howard stern!!! Berg about: good and bad you forgot about banging abby...but i think 5.1 hours of sleep a night works. Berg about: Thank you NFL finally, now that the NFL has the CBA under control I can get some relief from all this stupid march madness crap. (GO KENT!) Is there anything better than this weekend in the NFL!! The Browns signed 2 cleveland native studs and bolstered the O-line, on top of re-signing Droughns last week to a 3 year contract extension! I'm so pumped. Read this quote from the TOP FREE AGENT in 2006 - "I can die happy now," said Bentley, who wore a Browns jersey under his sports coat. "This has been my dream." How fucking awesome is that!!! A true clevelander! Then as if that wasn't good enough, we sign Jurevicius "This is where it all started for me," said Jurevicius. "I had opportunities to go to a couple different places. First and foremost, I wanted to become a Cleveland Brown, put on the orange helmet, play in front of Lake Erie and enjoy the feelings. This is going to add years to my career because of excitement that comes along with it." FUCK YEAH. In other rumors, Buffalo might have to face a Miami team, with Cullpepper throwing to Boston, Chambers and Givens!!! Not to mention Ronnie Brown running crazy. Oh, yeah, and they might sign bub's neck breaker!! whom i'm desperately hoping the browns are able to snag instead...i love you NFL!!! Berg about: brackets How about Kent putting the smack down on UB, and Miami getting tossed by OU. That'll be nice to face OU instead of Miami. K-S-U Berg about: brackets Colon and I planned on doing the CBS site again. I'll send out the invite Monday morning. As for money, we can indeed collect on St. Patrick's Day. (I love getting tons of $5 or $10 bills right before a crawl.) Bub, I paid you for the fantasy football. Remember, we swapped what you owed me and I owed you... Berg about: meng i think i've heard of this Meng kid before. Do he hang out in Cleveland ever? And tell Pam that the hot girl never got back to me with her boss's mom's apology. Berg about: music you can take down my nerd music. did anyone even listen to it? Berg about: sports smack whoa, whoa, whoa...not only did the USA lose, but they lost to Canada in the WBC??? Fucking Canada has a team?? and why is Ken Griffey Jr. playing in the WBC??? It just means 10 less games he'll play in the majors before he gets hurt! Berg about: sports smack unless i'm a moron, and haven't understood much of what i've been reading, they voted against it because they rely on the league revenues to make a profit. they wanted the league revenues to be distributed more evenly, based on market. let's say you get 100 mil. from the NFL. The Bungles then bring in an extra 15 mil. in local contracts and merchandising. The Cowboys bring in 65 mil. in local contracts and merchandising. The Cowboys clearly have an advantage...everyone is working under the same cap, let's say that is 110 mil. Therefore the Bengals can only make 5 million a year where the cowboys can make 55 million. With the extra 50 million they can "afford" to waste it on gaurenteed upfront signing bonus that count differently against the cap than salaries. It also means they can still be profitable in excess of 50 million if the max out the cap, where the bengals are only making a 5 million profit if they max out the cap. average that over 10 years, and you'll see why the bengals won't be able to make the huge 40 million bonus signings that the cowboys can. Berg about: Slogans Time To Make The Eric Greenberg and Taste the Eric Greenberg. Ring Around the The Berg Gets Your Whole Wash Clean. What a find Thewsy! Berg about: Fonts so i was showing our new employee the cool website dickey told us about. (www.dafonts.com) I've found 2 new classics...under sexy, go look at Monica's Dress (it's by far one of the funniest fonts i've ever seen) and the other one is Vintage Erotique, letter N. Berg about: be on the look out for thief i know, that was pretty bad... Buffalonian Bastard Berg about: hostel ladies, i believe you are refering to the hostel that wound up being one of the more memorable nights of our trip once we got the large room for all of us to sleep in with twin bunks for all! didn't we drink and play beruit in a german hostel? did it really get better than that? i mean, aside from the sex kino where i was asked, "you want me jerk you off" by a hot ass asian in germany...weird...damn axis powers. and yes, that hostel was a dump and abominable. i remember role kinda dropped us off and left real fast...knowing that had he stuck around more than 2 minutes we would have strangled him! Berg about: St. Baldrick Day While you guys eagerly await the classical music, you can donate money to the st. baldrick's day cause at St. Baldrcik Berg about: musac so this weekend i saw Elisa in the opera! she's amazing, and I've decided i love classical music. it's just an incredible art form. The opera singing takes ALOT to get used to, but the classical music that accompanies it makes it worth it. so i've uploaded an album with my 2 favorite trumpet concertos for you guys. (there are 4 concertos, but the Hummel and Haydn are the 2 more popular ones.) It's the Hakan hardenberger zip file. (what a friggin Jew name that one is!!!) I think the Hummel is the best of the 4 . Enjoy, i hope... Berg about: NFL I hope the NFL owners don't sign any of these big stars that get cut. And I agree with the agents, none of their rookies are going to be getting long term, or good contracts. I can't believe the players want 60% of the profits!!! Don't they realize they are getting paid to play as it is!!! Do we all ask our bosses for profit shares of the firm? We're lucky if we get bonus. Fuck them, and fuck all sports players. And fuck unions. They fuck everything up. Berg about: Random question my legs are ashey. and so is my left portion of my scortum. i thought i had crabs, but then realized you can't have crabs confined to the left section of your nuts...then i looked up online and saw what crabs look like (note: don't do this...it's nasty) so now i've decided i just have dry skin on my left nut sack. i can't wait for st. patty's day so one of you can lube them up for me. Berg about: Music Request I wish I had saved that one!!! It was the Steeler's song, the one with the long drawn out accent from the radio guys. It's funny. Berg about: Music Request I'm uploading an album by Gabriel Mann. I've listened to it a little bit, it's pretty mellow and easy listening. Elisa let me borrow it. I guess the guy is pretty popular on USC's campus. I don't know, it's a long shot, but I figured I'd put it up there and see if it works. Berg about: Digital Camera!!! again... Berg about: Digital Camera!!! I just got my Digital Rebel in the mail today!!! It's sweet. Ebay rocks...although, I was pretty nervous sending the guy a personal check and hoping that he'd send me the camera. When am I flying to Europe...I can't wait to take a million pictures! Berg about: K-S-U AWESOME!!! by the way, kent kicked OU's ass last night...clinched at the conference title...1 more game this weekend versus Akron, the #2 team in the conference Berg about: Crazy PIzza Guy and a City I think we talked about this once before, but it made the news in Cleveland again so I figured I'd bring it back...shockingly enough, I'm not too bothered by it. If you create a new city from scratch, and say hey, these are our rules and zoning regulations governing what can be built, sold and done in our fair city I don't have an issue with it. HOWEVER I'd think it should be required that every child 12 and older be allowed to select new parents if they don't want to live in the porn-free, abortion-free, condom-free (also known as huge STD breading ground), and birth control free city. With that said, still want to stir up trouble. I'd like to buy 3 houses, live in one with porn stars on one side and dennis rodman on the other, then just party hard, within the rights of the law and just annoy the piss out of the city every day. Then one day, they'll pin me to a cross and burn me...and then i can rise from my ashes a few days later and explain that I did it to prove a point...that they were all worthless pieces of shit that live in a puritan minded society that should have died ages ago. Ave Maria Berg about: license why every page??? i thought you could emboss and sign just one, then just stamp the rest. (and by stamp, i mean print them with the seal and signature already on them.) Berg about: Suggestions from you fools MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU'RE 95% SURE YOU CAR WAS TOTALED??? It's either totaled or not totatled. Which is it? haha. i'm assuming you're saying your car is destoryed and it'll probably total out with the insurance...Bub is pretty dead on...but maybe contact your lender first. If you have pretty good credit, it's not going to affect your score too much as long as it's within your means. But definately check with a lender first. ask them for advice. Berg about: KKD so a long time ago i was goofing around and under the Architectural Abreviations List I added KKD, which is the ticker symbol for Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (I think I did it because it's the only major letter without any abreviations that I know of, so suggest if you got em) Anyways, it's made it onto EVERY set we've ever issued...i'm going to change it now before i get fired...but i think it's pretty funny. mmm, doughnuts! Berg about: #1 Single I'm posting as i catch up on my bdc reading so sorry if i'm missing a big discussion about this later, but abby...i'm in love with you. i posted about this show 2 weeks ago and no one had my back. lisa rocks, and she's a single sexy jew. too bad i'm already interested in another sexy jewish singer.... Berg about: million dollar idea and see, i'm telling you a poster of all these hot ass female teachers who have had sex with their students would sell like crazy!!! foxy fellons Berg about: Educate me what does a CEO of a restaurant do on a day to day basis that is worth $830,000! I mean seriously, don't you think anyone of us could do whatever it is he does for about $300,000? He gaurentee he is only overseeing all the other departments. They do all the real work, so what does a CEO do? Applebee's CEO Stiffed On Bonus After Bad Year Berg about: K-S-U AWESOME!!! So Kent's Mens Basketball is in 1st place with 3 games left! 2 of which are against Miami and Akron...both are 1 game behind. I hope they televise these games. It sucks that so much excitement is not getting national hype. fucking mid-majors. MAC Standings Berg about: leprechaun wah, you understood what i meant. i hear now a days, that's all you need to do on the SATs. Speaking of the SAT, is anyone allowed to take them? I thought it'd be fun to go in and take them and see if I'm smarter now, or back in high school. Berg about: nose hair i just pulled out a nose hair that was longer than my pubes! it had to be close to 1" i'm going to start saving my nose hairs and make a nose hair paint brush, then have a'ron make a painting with it. i think they call bullshit like that "contemporary art" and it sells for a lot...but we all know, like the paintings in detroit, it's just bullshit in the end. Berg about: Tests remember those structures review sessions we used to do...and how cruel we were when we'd kick amy out for bugging me too much. haha. the good old days. i'm still a few hours shy of finishing off IDP, but not too bad considering almost 3 years were spent at the UDC. I can't wait to take the test...i just can't think of anything i'd rather be donig in my late twenties. Berg about: awesome i've been using them for 2 years now...love em! if you're looking for them next time you poo at my house they are above the radio, inside the paper towel holder shelf thingy. Berg about: you know who you are... if it make you feel better, the UDC is working today, and Colon and I are "working" as well. Berg about: St Pattys Day good job on the lead time team columbus. Berg about: musac no, but i am listening to gorillaz...i'm retracting my negative remarks made month ago...i'm enjoying it now that it's main stream Berg about: Mante is quasi-mexican voices like a voice that sticks in the mud wouldn't never make. cuz i was talking like that last night to the ghosts in my house, the announcers in madden and the cats. Berg about: boring! matt, how is it the year 2006 and city architecture still does not have a website!!! that's insane! and lame! and an embarassment! Berg about: planning-chodes wes, i say hate away...if we don't have hate, what do we have? love? echk, grosss Berg about: girl advice bub i said you were putting your stick in some nice mud...no, wait, you're right, i said you're non-pot smoking self is a stick in the mud. boring. yawn. yawn. pothead wives are the best, they bake and bake, or bake and clean, or bake and blow, or bake and do laundary...it's all about getting them to do the house hold chores and think they're enjoying it. Berg about: girl advice haha, you guys are funny. we all know i'm not changing, but i'm not saying there isn't room for improvement. if things work out, i'll just make her go hang out with Bub, Weaver, Noel and the other sticks in the mud, while Abby and I do gravity bong rips off Wes's passed out body. Berg about: girl advice shit, i accidentaly deleted that post...basicaly i'm trying to figure out how to get this girl to be more accepting of our frequent drinking and pot smoking. i said i have a lot of corrupting to do, she countered with she has a lot of purifing to do... Berg about: Curious George btw, the jack johnson CD i put up yesterday was not the full cd...i had gotten a bad disc, so i'm putting the real jack johnson cd up now. Berg about: Sad Bub and Abby, I want to sincerely offer my services in times like this. It's a shame really. I'm realy sorry to hear about it...if there's anything i can do, i'd love to offer my assistance...because there is no reason Abby didn't get laid last night!!! Seriously, if Brian isn't feeling well, don't hesitate to ask me to drive in from C-town and give it to you berg style. Just think of it as just another one of those nice things friends do for friends. I'm here for you Bub and Abby! Berg about: My Haunted House here's a crazy story for you guys...colon's girlfriend just told me that not only did her secretary grow up in my house, but that a long time ago some guy murdered his mom in the attic!!! i had friggin sex in that attic! i'm freaked out! not about ghosts or anything like that, but just by the creepiness that someone was killed in my house! ugh...I might have to sell my house it's so creepy! Berg about: Curious George In other news, her name is Elisa (pronounced like Lisa, with a long E in the front.) she's a 22 year old, jewish O.C. native, with tight curly red hair that is so hot!!! and fun to play with. If you think curious george was cute, you should see the little 3 year old that comes out when her hair is down and i can 'boing' it. she's in Cleveland studying opera at the Cleveland Institute of Music. Funnily enough, her last name honestly is Singer, and yes, i've worked many corny singer jokes into the conversation much to her chargrin and disapproval, but come on!!! Let's see, she's smokin hot and smells pretty. (C.U.E. was right about her smelling pretty.) oh, and i got her flowers last night cuz i'm romantic like that! she's not into smokey bars (i'm really close to being totally smoke free too) and isn't too into pot, but i'm going to have to work on her being cool with me smoking it. she's not a big drinker either, but like the smoking thing, it goes along with her profession. (i think wes in the morning is a good example as to why opera singers in general aren't into smoking and drinking heavily.) oh, and she's pretty smart and witty. i haven't shown her the "dark side" of my humor yet, but we'll slowly ease her into that. Berg about: Curious George coolest thing is that there are no gorey details other than mushy i had a great time stuff! for once i've found a lady that's not just putting out to anyone! funny how that goes, huh? Berg about: Curious George So, I went on a great 2nd date to see Curious George. (Speedy told me I had to go see his new feature film!) Excellent movie! Will Ferrel makes it so much funnier, and if you go at 9:30 at night, you get the entire DLP Dolby Digital theater to yourself! Pretty creepy being the only 2 people in the movie theater. Anyways, the point of this post is, 1.) go see the movie, 2.) i had a great date and 3.)I have access to the Jack Johnson movie CD, should i rip it and put it up? Berg about: FEMA in other news, did you guys see this story! seriously, when is enough, enough? By the way, there's a great quote 1/2 way down the article. "There are 10,770 trailers at Hope Airport. That's one for every man, woman and child in Hope, with a few left over to send to Emmet, down the road." I love cousin Emmet references! Lots of Hope in Hope Arkansas Berg about: VP Chenney Wes, my commentary was strictly that our soliders are fighting a war and i find it funny that the VP and Pres have time for vacation while the soliders don't get that lesiure. It's just funny in that kind of funny way were it's sick what our politicians (in general, not just the elephants) get away with. Berg about: VP Chenney **********This just in, the US is fighting a war, and the VP is shooting his friends, while on vacation during said war.WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets. Berg about: House the Marcs at 480 and Ridge had one during New Years. They also had a shuffle board table! 6' x 3.5' it was awesome. i almost bought it, but thankfully i didn't, un-thanks to wes and leanne whom i called so that they could talk me out of buying it, but refused to tell me it was a stupid purchase. and it wouldn't have been, but i just can't keep buying stuff. i need to stop. Berg about: Death to the Yankees!!!! This is funny! I included the link to the ESPN page too. Poor New England kids. LOWELL, Mass. -- A minor league baseball team in Massachusetts has launched a campaign to eliminate the Yankees. Well, at least in youth baseball leagues across New England. The Lowell Spinners say if Little League and other youth leagues agree to change the name of their Yankees teams to the Spinners, they'll pay for the new uniforms. The Spinners are a Class A affiliate of the Red Sox, archrival of the Yankees. Spinners' general manager Tim Bawmann says children in New England are often devastated when they are assigned to be on a team called the Yankees. No More Yankees!!! Berg about: Shirts Thews, you know as well as the rest of us do that your shirt will be off, however it will come in handy around bar 8 or 9 to wipe the puke off your face. Berg about: controlling the weather Gill, no one is controling the weather. Look at where the catastrophies are occuring. It's obvious that God is responsible for the weather as he is striking down those livacious sinners and murderous muslims for their actions! Berg about: for sale $1,574,224. Guess my 2" penis doesn't help much. phewy. Berg about: Wow... I like them...except for the ones that look like ghosts in the foreground and anorexic in the middle. ugh. now, did you see the lisa guerro playboy i had out on new years?? that's hot! oh, and has anyone else caught the lisa loeb reality tv show, #1 single...i'm loving it. hot single jewish girl craving men. hello, lisa, have you seen my jdate profile yet? Berg about: musac A'ron, I put up some mp3's for you to dub into you're next album. The rest of you can download them and enjoy! Berg about: My Hero have any of you seen the ESPN article about Phil Jackson and his tiff with Mark Cuban. I love Cuban. Read an exert from his blogMavericks owner Mark Cuban responded in an entry on his blog (www.blogmaverick.com): "I own Phil Jackson. Not literally of course. That thrill belongs to the smartest businesswoman in professional sports, Jeannie Buss. Figuratively however, the coach formerly known as the Zen Master must now be considered my bucket boy. "This wasn't an acquisition I proactively pursued. There wasn't an official competition that I won, thereby confirming my dominance of his psyche. Instead Phil has initiated an ongoing commentary about me that started in his previous stint with the Lakers and was reinstated this year with his return, that proves I own the guy. Berg about: lord of the rings guess where i'm going sunday...to the orchestra...to listen to them play the Lord of the Rings symphonies!!! And if that's not exciting enough, Howard Shore, the composer of the music, is also guest directing!! if i top off the night with sigur ros at the HOB, my head might explode. I just wish i could get stoned for it, but i dont' think my dad or uncle will want to join in on a little toking before hand. Berg about: olympics you're the only one. i didn't even know they were 4 days away until i saw the ad during the super bowl. Berg about: Illustrator you're crazy, Photoshop CS2 blows away all previous versions...i still don't have a free copy of cs2 because it's got tons of protections on it, and i think you need to activate it on the internet, but still, 7.0 doesn't even hold CS or CS2's jock. And Illustrator blows, vectors don't make sense to me. I do love InDesign though. I'm a dork, but i enjoy talking about adobe products. Berg about: happy birthday leanne! andy, what's the v-day gift, 8 minutes?or did you buy a little blue pill and call her in sick already the day after? Berg about: happy birthday leanne! that's funny andy, my sister's bday was on the 2nd, and everyone kept saying the same thing to her. it's funny when people are like, oh, it's the last time you'll do xyz before you're married. you crazy married folk. Berg about: its your birthday Happy B-day LJ...it is today, right? Berg about: SHH!!! and bub, stop allowing derek to take breaks! Berg about: SHH!!! derek, bumby ride on the back seat of the bandwagon? bub, this article should make you throw up a little in your mouth. i really hate the fucking steelers. this superbowl win is just killing me! Good Ref article Berg about: SHH!!! derek, did bub say you could take a break from sucking on his nuts to type on bdc? Berg about: SHH!!! wes, you're smoking crack!!! better passing game? better than otto graham? the browns practically invented the notion of a passing game with automatic otto at the helm. and he played in the 50's when they won the 10 straight, so it would have been like super bowl -15 and the bills didn't exist back then. and incase you were wondering wes, Cookie Gilchrist is not in the all-time top 50 in any major category! and he only played for what, 3 years in buffalo? browns eat cookies. don't ever compare cookie to jim brown. that's just unacceptable. man i love the internet! Otto Graham is the best QB ever! Berg about: SHH!!! Bub, you can call holding or any penalty on every play of every game. The refs just happened to call all the penalties when it hurt seatle most. fact is, you guys have your 5th ring, and i still have nothing but 10 straight AFL championships, which don't count for much anywhere other than cleveland. however, i want to point out how bogus it is that the officials played such a role in the game. all playoffs they did, and it just blows. Berg about: structures prof i did remember saying it, was hoping you guys forgot about that part. conrad however has no idea what i'm talking about. i talked with him about it, trying to remember the guys name, and he had no idea!! Berg about: SHH!!! thank you wes. i was just about to post about the horrible officiating EVERYTIME the Seahwaks were about to score! Offensive Pass Interference, Big Ben calling a timeout 1 second after the play clock expires, Big Ben not being called for a cut-block but Hasselback being called for one, and how about Jeremey Stevens, how much did the NFL pay him to keep dropping passes. what a choke! (It's amazing how bad the officiating in the playoffs were. the nfl even tried to keep pittsburgh out in the game against Indy.) Berg about: structures prof does anyone remember the semester where we had a teacher show up for 2 days, then never show up again. he died a few weeks later from the cold he got from the annoying lady he had to fly next to. and then dryer and elwin tag teamed teaching us that year. what was the guy's name? Berg about: Steelers nothing is worse than watching your rivals win the super bowl. i doubt i'll log on today, so happy monday after the super bowl everyone. and yes, i'm a sore loser, even when it's not even my team that lost. Berg about: 101 worst business moves sorry to keep calling you all chicken fuckers, but nolde bet me i couldn't say it 10 times today on bdc Berg about: 101 worst business moves you don't see the irony of them pricing themselves out of their own market? sorry you guys don't enjoy my humor. as farva would say, you guys are chicken fuckers. Berg about: 101 worst business moves i guess that's what i'm asking. no one found any of those funny??? shit, i'll call them chicken fuckers, you watch!!! Berg about: 101 worst business moves by the way, did anybody see the posts from me about this last night??? it's funny shit. 101dumbest business moves of 2005 Berg about: hood man, you guys live in shitty neighborhoods!!! Berg about: 101 worst business moves this list really is funny! 1-10 are just astounding. the crackberry joke is amazing. more pot, less cell phone at work!!! Berg about: 101 worst business moves CNN has a list up of the 101 worst business moves ever...including this one."For every 2 inches up there, it's another $50,000." Yup, that's a quote from sales consultant William Fried, speaking to eighth-graders on Career Day at a middle school in Palo Alto. Fried lists "stripper" and "exotic dancer" among potential occupations and reportedly tells students that the profession can garner them annual salaries of $250,000 -- a figure that can easily be augmented along with their bust size. Bad Business 101 Berg about: Homeschooling was that when i was playing doctor with britney? she's due for a pappy smear soon. "who's your pappy brit, who's your pappy. that's right, say it, the berg" Berg about: Homeschooling on a serious note though, i like home schooling. it means less competition for me later on down the road in the game of life. Berg about: Homeschooling I believe last time I was in Buffalo, I gave Wes a little homeschooling on the Pong Table. Berg about: SIRIUS replay of Jenna Jameson on Stern this morning right now...i guess it's pretty awesome according to the 3 text messages i got from friends while i was sleeping when it was live. zzzzzzzz Berg about: soxs i hate soxs Berg about: question wes, are you defining "greatest sports city" as the city with the most and biggest chokes of all time? or just basing it off of University of Buffalo's football program? hehe Berg about: Abby Meng, you sick fuck. you barely say anything on bdc...then you come up with that site. love it. i'm partial to the newspaper classified. Berg about: Abby cathryn i so hope you send those letters to the newspapers!!! abby, wake them up in the morning. get a broom and just hit the ceiling for an hour endlessly, and don't answer your door. then play abba's dancing queen over and over and over again. it's a fag favorite, and you'll ruin for them. Berg about: stupid mondays i was supposed to get a time frame, then a 40 minute call, which i was going to leave my office 30 minutes later. but, i never got any call, then i got a we'll be there in 10 minutes...showed up right away and watch them deliver a fridge to someone 10 houses down the street from me. 45 minutes later they came to my house. they didn't get tipped. but i have a shiny new stainless steel fridge...which whoever was telling me magnets don't work on them, you're wrong. it's big though. it's kinda too big, guess i have to remodel sooner rather than later. yippe! Berg about: stupid mondays HH Gregg just called me..."hi mr. greenberg. how are you? good. i wanted to just follow up with you and see how the delivery went today." well mr. hh gregg person...i haven't had it yet, and you're people have yet to call me! i've called you twice though. "um...sorry mr. greenberg, i'll call the delivery people right now and find out where they are." Berg about: 81 Kobe man, i wish they'd do this for a Madden record. Beat Kobe's 81 Berg about: stupid mondays Abby - appliance shopping is a blast and it's so cheap! i wish. my refridgerator died saturday...so bought a new on sunday, am getting it delivered today. i also had a hole in my sink drain, so i had to replace that. but of course the assholes at home depot gave me the wrong part and said it'd still work. thankfully a sweet ass mom and pop place is around the corner and i went there to get the right piece. Berg about: poisoned whatever abby, it's cuz you girls get the boobies...shit if i had boobies (well, woman boobs, my man boobs dont' count) i'd sit at home all day and not walk into gas stations cuz a hot girl walked in. Berg about: font check it out!!! Andy's favorite Font Berg about: berg for a day Andy, she wears that shirt because she wants you to look and oogle. If she didn't, she'd cover up those sweater puppies! Next time you're there, comment on them even...don't be ashamed, she's got em out there for your entertainment. I got to sample the largest breasts i've ever "been with" 2 nights ago...i'm going for seconds tonight. yummy. and let the record show that i'm not just a "big" boob man, i'm a boob man! i love boobs, and ass. I like a nice bubble butt. Berg about: Poll wes you're a homo Berg about: Coco Part II You guys see the latest proposals...Boston Globe is blowing up over it...I love it, what a steal if we can pull it off! Coco Crisp, David Riske, and Josh Bard for Andy Marte (top 3B prospect), Mota, Kelly Shoppach (top C prospect), and Delcarmen (top reliever prospect) Berg about: Poll you guys dream alot. bad dreams, aside from the ones where i sleep with ugly chicks, i don't get them. i'm like a'ron, my dreams are usually like movies. The cinematography is awesome too! I don't remember more than 1 or 2 dreams a month though, i don't sleep very well alone. last dream i remember was the one about brunt. and that i keep reliving in my head but not in my dreams...prior to dreams, with tissue in hand. Berg about: The King Colon just read that B.K. bought a 30 second spot for 5 million dollars during the super bowl...i wonder what The King will be up to! I love the new Don Shula one. and have any of you caught the ESPN clip where they interviewed Steve Young about them super imposing the King over his sweet ass run. It's hysterical. Berg about: sweet game that's sweet!!! Berg about: Coco by the way...no one has commented on this yet...stupid cheating bo soxs!!! sounds like they bought damaged goods and are trying to pawn them off on other people!!! Berg about: Music So, I mentioned to my sister in law that Grey's Anatomy is a decent show with excellent music. It's fruity feel good music and feature's a postal service song here and there, so she bought me the Grey's Anatomy album for Chanukah. It's not bad. I really like this band, Get Set Go, and the song Wait. So i'm checking it out the albums they have (one was released 5 days ago i discover) and low and behold I find I song that is amazing...well at least the 20 second I-tunes intro is. It's called "What I love about you" and it's on their first album "So you've ruined your life." I'd highly recommend you all take a break and listen to the intro. it's so funny. I'm going to use my free I-tune downloads that I got this weekend to downlaod the song later this week, but i wanted to share now. so go enjoy, and turn it up, your co-workers will dig it too! (listen to the intro to Wait first so you can get a sense of the band before you go listen to the other song.) Berg about: Here we go GO SEAHAWKS!!! Berg about: hair removal speaking of butt hair, i'm thinking of getting my back hair removed...yes, i'm that vein (sp?) and self conscience about it...but i was also thinking, shit while i'm there, since i've obviously have no testicles, that maybe i'd get them to wax my asshole, i think it'd make my life easier, hairy assholes just suck...so i was thinking, do you order that upfront and have the embarassment of that in the lobby, or do you let the girl start waxing the back, and say, so can i also add my asshole, just spread open my cheecks and have a go at it. i'll tip you extra. how's that work? i know someone on this board has to have some sort of experience...help me obe-wan, you're my only hope. Berg about: The King sorry andy, i got confused. i thought it happened at night. i'm glad my friends don't puke in my place...it's bad enough that my cat keeps doing it. puke is the most vile thing on earth. it's so gross...although, if i had to choose between cleaning up poop or puke i don't know which i'd pick. Berg about: The King Biggie, can i poop my pants at your place on Saturday? why didn't she clean up her poop before leaving. and what friends throw you in a cab when you're that wasted. i'd be pretty pissed with my friends. Berg about: health so we all know that the Berg is fat, and I am...but until i get enough energy and motivation to work out (note to girls in cleveland...stop being easy, you make it too easy for me to be fat and get action) I've been watching what I eat, especially my cholestrole. Well I just read an article, and it turns out coffee might be linked to increased cholesterole levels...well not all coffee...just the kind i like, unfiltered as in French Press, Esspresso or Percilator...dammit, come on, i'm trying here why do you have to make my favorite ways to enjoy coffee bad for me!!! Dickey I might be needing you to help piece together this everyone and everything is out to get me theory!!! Berg about: SHHHH!!!! sounds more like a perfect BDSM chamber...you know, if you're into that kinda stuff. i'm not...unless you are, i mean, i'm just joking. Berg about: browns fan so the guy that ran onto the field during the pittsburgh game...he just got sentenced...he's not allowed in the stadium for 5 years, has to spend super bowl weekend IN JAIL and got 150 hours of community service for browns backed charities. i like that judge. he gets my vote next time he's up for re-election. Berg about: Paint Large, I might come down Saturday afternoon. I gotta take Nessie to the vet on Saturday for a shot she was supposed to get 3 weeks ago...i guess i missed the point that when the vet called to say i need to bring her in around dec. 29th that she needed to come in within a week of that date...no one tells me these things...how am i supposed to know a booster shot needs to be done within a certain time period. why can't they just say, hey you need to get her in here within 1 week of the 29th of december because it's part of a series. i mean, they know i'm a 28 year old single male, aren't i entitled to not know things like that? Berg about: Little Bernie I predict Cooper is the next Brad Pitt...he's got good genes to work with. Berg about: do you have to rub it in...1999 (#1) Tim Couch over McNabb (2), Edgrin James (4), Ricky Williams (5), Tory Holt (6), D. Cullpepper (11), Javon Kearse (16) 2000 (#1) C. Brown over L. Arrington (2), J. Lewis (5), P. Buress (8), B. Urlacher (9), Shawn Alexander (19) 2001 Gerrard Warren (#3) over LaDanian Tomlinson (5), Nate Clemens (21), Duece McCallister (23), Reggie Wayne (30) 2002 - William Green (3) over Ashlie Lelie (19), Javon Walker (20), Ed Reed (24, Clinton Portis (51) although clinton was the 4th RB chosen, so cut us some slackthe verdict is yet to come in on 2003 - present...although we're all well aware that our last 2 #1 draft picks have never been on the field together and probably won't be until mid october next year...that is if K2, the chosen one, decided he doesn't need to ride motorcycles! Berg about: haslett well in cleveland we always let our head coach draft...hence why butch davis has gut instincts about people. hey maybe you'll win the butch davis lottery. Berg about: SIRIUS so i was surfing through all the channels...there's a KidsSuff channel, i am listening to Identical Twins...by Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen...when they were 5 or 6...wow. okay, maybe they have too much programing on 120 channels! Ohh, that just eneded, now it's Care Bears "Pat-A-Cake Pat-A-Cake" Berg about: footballs Jeff, the AINTS are still recovering from their 1999 Ricky Williams deal! Actually I just did some research...the Saints have had some pretty good drafts since Ricky...Darren Howard (11 sacks this season), Duece McCalister, Donte Stallworth, John Sulilvan (dud season), Will Smith (7 sacks) and Jamal Brown (Offensive tackle, don't know how well he did)..so i guess you can talk shit...too bad your head coach left. maybe b-lo should look forward to haslett...guy seems to be able to draft talent. Berg about: footballs oh, and if having to watch pittsburgh win...now i get to root for the old cleveland Defensive line and the nemisis Broncos next week! i'm not even going to watch the game. Berg about: footballs okay, first, i actually agree about the pamalouImaFag's interception. I think what happened was the ref was reviewing the play for so long because Tagliabue was directly connected to his headphone and whispering, "i don't care what you have to do, make sure that wasn't an interception" secondly, that stupid fuck Harper needs to stop hitting his wife so she stops stabbing him the night before a friggin game! I gaurentee he runs that ball back. Okay, Wes, you're so right about VanderFAG...wasn't he the one talking trash about Manning a few years back...dude you're a kicker...don't talk, don't even come to practice for all i care...just make FGs. I agree the only thing worse that he could have done was miss the ball. Damn fucking browns town was so hoping that pittsburgh could live through "the fumble" and it could send their organization on a downward spiral.finally, the "no pentaly" on the dumbass Faneca twitching...WTF!!! Okay, if Indy didn't jump offsides and make contact...then how wasn't it a false start - the whole PITTSBURGH offensive line stood up...that right there should have been a false start! how do you not call anything. my grandpa was right, the NFL is fixed and Cleveland did something way back when to ensure that it will never win anything...why else do you think art model had to move his team...he wasn't allowed to win in cleveland! Berg about: footballs i have to run into a staffing meeting real fast...but i got lots to say about the officiating of the NFL...and about Harper not returning that fumble for a TD because the fucker was stabbed the night before. Berg about: silly why is that dog so evil looking and so dumb Berg about: html nice...way to be on the ball voit. i didn't catch that...i think i'll go have one or two myself...on tap. Berg about: damn school boards I say let the 13 year old tikes research porn for health class!!! are you kidding me! how did this teacher thing in any way that this was a good idea? News Article: Kids Research Porn Berg about: html how would one do single spaces returns? Berg about: Movies So I'm a sucker for a good deal...i just bought 6 movies for $52! Good movies too! The Princess Bride Special Edition A Beautiful Mind Awards Edition Stargate Ultimate Edition Extended Cut Hell's Angels Wedding Crashers Uncorked Platinum Series Vanilla Sky I'm not sure which I'll watch first, maybe Hell's Angels. Never seen it, but after seeing The Aviator I decided I needed to watch it...and it was only $7.Berg about: football wes, we can trade jerseys...infact i'll got 3 for 1...you get my couch, brown, and warren jersey, and we'll root for each other's teams...maybe it'll be less heart breaking. in other news...i'm actually sorry to hear about palmer being so banged up...he's a good QB and i look forward to intercepting him alot next year, now i got hear about this as an excuse. haha. screw the worthless Bungles...and I can't wait to watch the Steelers get crushed this weekend! The wheels on Bus are flat, flat, flat, and he's fat, fat, fat...the wheels on the Bus go round and round and take his fat ass home for good! GO BROWNS. Berg about: BErg oops, sorry, bub, can you forward that email to leanne too. thanks. Berg about: anger management you're goddamn right i ordered the code red! "I want you to stand there in your faggoty white uniform, and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy" now, i've never taken that quote out of context before...but wow, what a winner you have when you do! Berg about: st patty in "other than columbus time" i'm averaging biggie's 5 minute and 15 minute to 10 and 30...but hey, i guess time goes by when you live in columbus and you're biggest thrill is a college or the prospect of us assholes coming down, freshly shorn, for st. patty's day. Berg about: st. patty's day another big item is what day to celebrate it. it's on a friday night...do we race into a town for the crawl, or do we hold off until saturday? Berg about: muslim culture i don't get this culture at all! 345 dead, hundreds wounded so they could throw rocks at a pillar representing the devil! I wish someone from the West would come out and say all these deaths are G-d punishing them because of the suicide bombings and lack of human value other than themselves. it's pretty much what they say everytime something bad happens to the US, Israel or the rest of the world. And don't get me wrong, i don't think all muslims are bad...just the ones that do bad things, and the ones that allow their bretheren to do it. Berg about: OMG!!! i'm with a'ron!!! i think we should waste our money on making cyclops kittens! i want a whole bunch of them, in different colors. it'd be like a collector thing! Berg about: More Brokeback gross...and even more so - GAY. I mean like super GAY. It's one thing to kiss a dude and it's one thing to exfoliate...but mentioning both...wow. SUPER HOMO! Berg about: Idlewild So I was taking my final shit of the evening just now, flipping through FHM, and ran across an article I forgot I read, but was relying on you bastards to remind me of it...not one of you music freaks has gone out to see this movie? I want a review. Outkast is top 10 in almost all of our lists, so where's the scoop? Berg about: Manny Traded! wow...sacracsm apparently is missed by wes and my intelligence level is apparently missed by LJ. must be the chicken wings. wait...so you're saying the article about Reggie Sanders's first check from the Kansas City Royals bouncing was false too? That was a funny story. I love the Brushback...i've been talking about that site for years...come on man, what's wrong with you. Berg about: Manny Traded! wow! i was really confused. i couldn't figure out why i didn't see that on ESPN. thanks for clearing that up for me Leanne! Berg about: Manny Traded! Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded!Manny Traded! Manny Traded! Berg about: sniff the carpet you think this kid just wants to sniff the carpet and lick the toliet seats that jessica simpson used to use? sniff sniff Berg about: NCARB umm...large, don't you have to fuck with them every year now, the rest of your life to renew your liscence and get liscenced in other states? Berg about: Drunk/Asleep? andy it's a dong molded from my cock Berg about: football although this one about the bungles is pretty damn good too: "For crying out loud, they've been in the league nearly 40 years and their greatest contribution to the NFL is the Ickey Shuffle." Berg about: football my favorite quote from that article: "It was like having someone take your Jim Brown throwback jersey and giving you a Jeff Garcia giveaway T-shirt in return." Berg about: football well cleveland has done it again...top yet another espn list of most anguished sports fans... The NFL Misery Index Berg about: music love basque...although having woken up at 6:00 am to listen to stern and basque equals a very nice afternoon nap for me. Berg about: Bialosky old boss? brunt did you leave? Berg about: music i'm not sure what any of that means becky. should i rip and post my trumpet concetro CD i purchased at a CD exchange store? There is a magnificant performance of Hummel's Concerto in E-flat! Berg about: monday sucks - even better was van olhoffen's reaction. he gets the award for classiest guy in football. i mean it. did you see how he reacted...you could tell he was really upset with himself for having hurt Palmer. tough break...but at least the got 1 bomb out of him before he went down. Berg about: ted leo I'm not making fun of him! I asked if he was the guy that sang a really funny song. Berg about: fun when bored you're mostly right...the only side effects of a Vitamin C OD is diahera and nausea...both of which are normal for me. Berg about: fun when bored so i have this damn cancker sore that is killing me, so i decided it'd be fun to cause more pain to it than it's causing me...so i ate an orange and smooshed all the juices on the sore. fucking herpes virus leave me alone! (btw, my zinc pill has 600 mg of vitamin c, and i just ate an oragne...what does a vitamin c overdose do?) Berg about: ted leo if you guys put all your musical knowledge efforts towards solving world hunger or my increasing debt to spending ratio you'd be doing the world a service. stephen lynch...pull that one out of no where. guys, seriously, go solve world hunger. damn hippies! Berg about: ted leo derek is that the guy on your friends acustic CD that sings "if i were gay" that's a funny song. i should get that on a mix disc. Berg about: bills i agree with biggie! that's rough...167 years of football knowledge...that's probably what Randy Lerner, Phil Savage, Romeo Crennel and ex-president John Collins had combined... Berg about: moron of the day check out this "artist" Berg about: Loneliness... wes and i are gay lovers but we all pretend it's not there. LJ is cool with it, and I'm the reciever so I'm just usually sore the following week. This time I wound up with a canker sore and a sore throat...which one of you whores gave that too me! see bub, i'm pretending it wasn't wes ;-) Berg about: Loneliness... Voit, you used that line on me this weekend? I feel cheap and used by an old Greek line. damn. i thought i was special! Berg about: baseball okay, Julio Franco signed a 2 year deal with the Mets worth 2.2 million dollars. He's 47!!! (reportedly) That will make him 49 possibly 50 and still playing in the major leagues! (and that's reportedly...he's believed to be 3-6 years older than he says!!!) Berg about: trapped miners i just read a headline (didn't read the article) but it said, rescue efforst are sped up...umm, guys, why weren't you working as fast as possible to begin with? Berg about: damn spying brits check out this article...first they are going to track all car movement, now they are going to track dead beat dads...how far do they really plan on going? dead beat dad bracelates Berg about: musac if you zip them and send them to my work account, i can resize them for you all at once. send them to egreenberg@cuparc.com Berg about: musac i know this is a gay request, but does anyone have the Tori Amos album, Little Earthquakes? i'm in the mood to sing in a high pitch. Berg about: cantaloup so funny because i fixed that railing about a week before you moved in. I knew it wouldn't support the weight of anyone, and just figured people wouldn't sit on it because why would they be out there. then i stupidly put the keg there...duh! A'ron, I'm going to fix your tap, then we'll have a working tap in the group. if not, i'm gonig to ask hanukah harry for one. Berg about: hairy bergs new years bonanza Thank you guys all for coming! I had a great time at the party and in the attic! ugh, shoot me, work sucks and i actually have 3 projects with deadlines today. this should be fun. anyone wind up with 2 copies of large's music? mine were ganked by what i can assume were music enthusiasts (sp?) that saw the cool covers and nee to own them. Berg about: music Wes if you're a moron, do you then hate yourself? Berg about: Grammer glad he noticed i spell committee with double everything? or did i drop a your for a you're? anyways, i'm out of here fools! see you friday! dr. apt. this afternoon so he can tell me i'm fat and out of shape and shouldn't smoke pot, then off to a family chanukah party. you got the cellie call it if you need me. Berg about: march madness Alicia, you work out the logistics of 17 bars within walknig distance of each other, cab rides to the 1st bar, and sleeping arrangements in C-bus and the St. Patty's Day Crawl CCoommiittee will entertain offers from C-bus. (i like committee spelled that way, then you never know if you made a mistake.) Berg about: Friday night activities Pickwick is a great place. Good idea. The cabera show is awesome too! They serve excellent dinners there too. Just never to the buffet dinner, it sucks. Berg about: hairy bergs new years bonanza just curious but how many of you are doing steaks before hand? any of you guys planning on doing dinner elsewhere? i bought 3 cans of corn, am getting a big bag of 'tatoes of the po variety, oinions, red and green pepper for the taters. also, gin and tonic drinkers, i couldn't find tonic, sorry. i'm stupid. i bought a bloody mary mix, but need to get some welf vodka. Berg about: BEER my favorite beer name of all time is In-Heat Wheat by Flying Dog Berg about: BEER i like bub.beer. What about Bubwheat and superimpose your face on buckwheat! Berg about: the Dag what do you mean, "i really don't mean it that way" what way DID you mean it? i don't know many other interpretations of, "i don't know andy, that might be fun to watch." perv! hehe. the berg called YOU a perv. that's low. Berg about: only in cleveland did i miss a post? what was the equation about? beer? we don't sell wimpy 12 oz. beers...we sell 16 oz. And for some reason, they were still selling them when i left in the 3rd quarter. Berg about: only in cleveland that's awesome. my browns embarassed me. they played with no heart and were a disgrace to the city. I will not be attending the final game of the season. fuck you browns players that can't get excited for a fucking game that could knock the steeler's out of a playoff hunt! fuck you! Berg about: hairy bergs new years bonanza Party on!!! We get to party for 1 extra second at midnight!!! Or rather kiss that special someone for 1 extra second! Nice. Bing, Donna, we'll see you out back around 1:30 or so? 1 extra second Berg about: Player Confused by term "invaluable" I love the Brushback.com ST PAUL, MN--Minnesota Twins centerfielder Lew Ford was confused Saturday when Ron Gardenhire told a reporter that he was “invaluable.” Ford wasn’t sure if the term meant “really valuable” or “not valuable at all” “Coach said I was ‘invaluable’ but I’m not quite sure what he means,” said Ford. “At first I was excited, but then when I thought about it I got a little concerned. If common grammar and syntax rules are applied, ‘invaluable’ should mean that I’m not valuable. Then again, if you look at the context it was used in, clearly the coach was trying to pay me a compliment. Looks like I have to brush up on my grammar skills. Wait…no I don’t. I’m a professional ballplayer.”Berg about: only in cleveland i just want to bitch about the curse of cleveland...the CAVS currently have the 2nd best record in the eastern conference...however, the team with the best record is in their division! every friggin time we catch a good team, it has to happen at a time the rest of the division kicks ass too! fuckin a. i still have faith that lebron will bring me my first championship. Berg about: hairy bergs new years bonanza well this year i'm getting a keg, and i'll purchase stuff to make mixed drinks...i was going to try and pull of the punch bowl of mohito but i've tabled that until i get my backyard done and have a backyard party...so a cooler of growlers sounds delicious...feel free to bring anything your hearts desire that's legal (unless it's green and illegal.) and if you don't bring anything and you slip me a bill or a digit, i'm cool with that too. Unless you're Thews, then don't get any ideas with the digit comment. Oh, and ladies in town that want to bring appetizers, i'm sure we could eat them! Berg about: ok baseball actually, i'm really hoping i'll be able to buy a cable package with just basic cable and just the extra indians channel. that'll probably save me a ton of money, and i'll just have to live without Stargate Mondays. Berg about: FF Money Bub, you want to just bring me the 1st place money cuz I'm gonna win it!!! Berg about: favorite Let the Jew enjoy his Christmas!!! "Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra." Berg about: favorite what about, "Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!" or "you'll shoot your eye out" and my FAVORITE "Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian" Berg about: hairy bergs new years bonanza the warm glow of electric sex in the window in the windows of 1762 West 54th street will begin Thursday it looks like, well at least they'll be a black, a white and a jew and a menorah burning. Abby, as for sleeping conditions, not sure. the space in my bedroom is reserved for 1 couple and the pull out couch is reserved for 1 couple (which wes and lj called one spot, and you and bub are calling the second spot) the rest will be a free for all. Kantz's house is still an option, but you'll need to talk to him. His apartment downtown i'm not sure on either. i believe the pauling are staying there saturday night though. Berg about: Feliz Navidad abby i was thinking more pouty and velvety...but please...tell me more... Berg about: don't forget the market closes so some marketing genius at Ameritrade put this together... Happy Holiday Card Berg about: birthdays happy birthday dickey. when was it? i went to a jewish chanukah party at this swanky way too expensive bar last night, after realizing i've dated 1/2 the jewish population, i went and sat down with the 5 CAVS girls that were doing a promotion. they were so "cheerleader" it was sick...and by sick, i mean, i sat down drunk and didn't stop staring. very entertaining. they bought me food. i was like, yeah, i'm cool, you 5 hot girls buy me food, it's jared dickey's birthday, and they were like, oh my god, girls, did you heat that, he knows the one who coined the phrase dog father, and i was like, well, you know, but before i got to say let's mate, they did a cheer for me and then sat on my face. it was great. all the jewish girls were like, wow he come to meet us and the stupid CAVS girls are sitting on his face, and they were like, ugh, cheerleaders, and i was like girls, where you all going. you know, i mean drama man! Berg about: Johnny DEMON Juice, it shouldn't be suprising that I am a Johnny Damon FAN, I celebrate the whole collection of his TOPS and FLEER baseball cards. Berg about: Surveillance "In this instance, the officer was instructed afterward to terminate taping once it was determined a threat did not exist." How did they know he wasn't pumping lead into the barrel of a shotgun and was just packing it in really good?Berg about: change of subject hehe, had to search girl naked...didn't get naked girls yet, but here's two hotties doing a dance off. A little Dance off Berg about: poor tony dungy that really sucks. how bad does it suck to be tony dungy right now. You loose your first game of the year, you're team is poised for the superbowl, would he be the first black coach to win if they did?, then this? ugh. Berg about: house Congrats to everyone on the houses. Andy and Cathryn you guys settled in yet? I gave Large some super performing drugs and he finished up 2 days ago. Ha. I'm pretty sure I have 2 boxes in the attic that I never unpacked. Berg about: will ferrell i missed the really funny humor of this skit. it's funny, but i can't figure out why it's such a favorite. am i missing some musical insite? biggie, jeff and i watched the top 101 memorable moments a few weekends ago, we saw from 60 to 1. it was a fun afternoon. Berg about: chores i'm a little kid sitting in the corner next to andy...whoever can come, comes. haha. i love you abby. seriously though, do i have a problem? am i the only one that laughed at that, or did a few others of you chuckle as well? sometimes even i think i got issues.Berg about: da site hey bub, did you change the right margin? I used to be able to view all the text, not i can't, i have to scroll to the right. Berg about: Bowl Season I was reading an article on the USC Trojans, talking about where they rank in the elite teams of all time...wasn't sure. but then i saw their team stats this year: you seen the USC stats for this year! they averaged 580 yards per game! 264 on the ground, 316 in the air! scored 50 points per game! that's sick! although, OSU's 2002 team had about 1/2 of all those stats, they put out 4 all americans while this year's USC team only had 3. guess they'll have to do a Madden College Football simulation. do you think when they do that, they pay a few interns to sit around and watch the game for commentary. like what a easy but boring ass job! hey, watch a simulated football game and take notes. Berg about: Damn it would it help to reset the password and logon? Berg about: Santa is your puppet I think you're right abby cuz he's not listening to the Jew at all! Berg about: Santa is your puppet Good lord this page better load fast for me...this could be my 'work' for the rest of the afternoon. can he read the torah? Berg about: politics berg has posted a political question up on the rants comments if anyone cares to answer Berg about: HOLIDAY ANGST I stood in line at Kohls Sunday for 30 minutes. They only had 4 registers open in the store! I almost just gave everyone checks and said you go stand in fucking line! But I do have to hand it to Target...not only did they fill up their entire parking lot (finally that 4.7 cars/ 1,000 got its use) but they had 16 cashiers!!! I was in line for less than 10 minutes. My dad's gift won't be grudingly given. Berg about: casa de berg andy his name is jeff...his cat is duece...he was in pittsburgh for st. patty's day. he's buddy with the me through the colon/kantz circle. he used to live with colon. he's familar with my antics and only complaint so far is that i leave the porn in the DVD and it grosses him out when he goes to put in a CD knowing that i've recently 'beat.' and having this conversation is what makes me happy. and if a girl can't deal with it, the i can't deal with her. more masturbating stories and sex stories the better! oh, and if anyone actually doubted it, the rebound girl was saturday night. so single females don't worry, you can still come to the party and not be my 'rebound' girl, there might be a chance we could date. Berg about: casa de berg Large you took a big hit with me this morning before you drove back down to c-bus, don't you remember? Lan, got a roommate sometime in october. he's there until february or so. Berg about: casa de berg Lanner's got a roommate...you can call my floor and your airmatress, or wait up really late and call pullout couch in the office, which might be just sleep on the couch and 2 on my airmatress on the floor since that'll be 3 and the other way only equals 2. Berg about: Santa Large, what gave it away? 80's porn sucks. how about this, bring blank DVDs and I'll burn you guys porn. I'm not sure the porn-exchange was the reason, it could have been the italy story about the night we were all NASCAR drivers and i was doing the famous 4-4-4 with those girls and their bra size, undie choice, spit/ swallow, and virginity order. they laughed and made me guess them and it was after 3 glasses of port...mmm, yummy port it was. Berg about: Santa was anyone up for a gift exchange or porn exchange? i think a girl broke up with me for even being able to come up with thoughts like a porn exchange so i'd really like to do it just so telling her i had a great idea like that and then it apperently being used as reasonings for us not working out don't go to waste! (what i don't get is i have a disclaimer in my Jdate profile that pretty much says, hey i'm a blunt mother fucker, and i tell stories about guessing bra sizes at bars! so why would someone contact me and date me for 2 months if they didn't like stuff like that! okay, i'm bitter and just bitching, but i don't like women, except for you girls.) Berg about: bungles win the division voit that $1 will be very painful to part with. i hate being wrong, but i hate seeing the worthless bungles in the playoffs. but i guess it'll be entertaining to watch them choke in the playoffs. and just remember bills and browns fans, we're not as sad as the lions...did you see their fire the GM march. classic stuff. Berg about: baseball blake, crisp, dubois, gutierrez, sizemore, and they got Ludwick and ernie young (20 dongs) in buffalo Berg about: baseball Guillermo Mota is a stud. He'd be an awesome replacement for Howry, and though I like Coco, we've got a ton of outfielders and he's expendable. Berg about: Happy Friggin New Year!! by the way, i forgot to mention, bring a new or used porn DVD for a little video exchange!! I've got like 8 and would love to have 8 new ones by the end of the weekend! Also, do you guys want to do a little gift exchange this year? it is going to be chanukah still and we'll be lighting the menorah! Berg about: tribe Bing, ever hear of Kevin Millwood? Kinda busts your throwing a rusty veteran in a tribe jersey theory. Still, I agree, he's past his prime, just like Omar Vizquel was. (568 AB, 3 HR, .271 BA, 45 RBI, 66 R, 24 SB not bad numbers but Johnny P did much better.) And I like biggie's assesment, he's got crotch problems, and I'm not sure that's good to put around a gay japenesse pitcher. How about Thome...I wasn't too pissed when he went to Phily...but ChiSox...fuck him, i hope he breaks his thumb again in the opening game against the Tribe. Fuck JIM THOME. Berg about: Berg and other shit. i'm not against sharing it...i'm against cumming all over it and talking as it's the life source of the universe. p.s. biggie, new franz is good! they've been playing it on virgin a ton. and how do i know "what you meant" did someone put that on a mix cd? Berg about: boners are funny are these called weenie babies? Weenie Babies Berg about: Pics Bub, a non fixed zip file would work too. i'll volunteer to shrink them down for everyone. i just want my hands on pics. a zip file is best cuz i can download them all at once. Berg about: music I'm going to be honest and ostricize myself probably, but as excited as I am to get new music, you guys are a little too excited. It's become an obsession for you guys, and quite frankly, i don't get it, and I find discussing it rather boring. I know, i'm just the grouch that dislikes 1/2 the music that gets posted, but still i wanted to voice my concern of boring posts about music, and cry out for more riviting discussions such as banging MILFs, being drunk at bars, place kickers "missing" field goals, my cute nephew, and the King. Which by the way, did anyone ever post pictures from Halloween? (BUB) or Summer Games (LJ, BUB) I'm not even looking for Bub to post them in the gallery, I just want a .zip file so i can download it, and view pictures of my friends and their hot girls, and also drop them into photoshop for mine and your entertainment. okay, don't hate me too much. also, did you guys know that barq's the rootbeer is a Q not a G. I just discovered this. It's "Braks" not "Bargs." weird, weird, weird. Berg about: c-c-c-cold Juice, can you explain the phrase "my boss's widow." I read that and said, hmm, that can't be right. Is your boss dead? If so, how does he really know if you're working. i mean, drama, man. Berg about: florence holy shit the euro dropped a ton!!! the pound is still way high, stupid f'in brits...all of eupore for that matter should just give americans free stuff and then thank us for saving them from speaking that barbaric language. Berg about: New Years Eve So i'm still working on the flyer, look for it tomorrow early evening...but i got the theme: NYE-06 - gettnig loose with the Duece, and Messy with the Nessie! how great to have 2 cats in the house one Duece and one Nessie. very excitied. a few of you have already said you plan on coming in a day or two early or staying a day or two late, if there are others, please let me know so i can plan accordingly. and kantz is going to help with housing all of us since he has his house down the street and an apt. the other way. more details to follow. P.S. I think I got promoted today, or at least I now have a title. I'm offically a Project Manager. Cool, i think.Berg about: grammar when do you say, it shall take some time, versus, it will take some time? Berg about: ug-ly unis a.) your neighbors are gross, b.) how on earth is bub able to deal with this!!! Berg about: College debts and broken dreams why not just learn to live with 100 million than 120 million. i mean, i understand it's difficult, but it's easier than my poor ass living off of 30K instead of 40K. Berg about: College debts and broken dreams fuck the rich people, damn fucking jews! Berg about: College debts and broken dreams and they like to aprove you for about 1.5 times what you can afford! i got approved for a $150,000 and i said to the guy right after he told me that, how can i afford a $1200 mortgage based on my bills and he just shrugged and said, i don't know, that's just what the computer says. morons! Berg about: College debts and broken dreams interesting article...(i'm not going to say enitre political stance on this, bub, maybe you could put up a political board for us to argue on??) but seriously, shouldn't we stop these damn tax breaks on the rich and put that money towards making schools affordable again! i can't believe that 66% of all college grads have debt of $15,000 or more, and i can't believe tution is up 28% in the last 5 years!! College debts and broken dreams Berg about: stupid football you think he really missed that on purpose?? Berg about: stupid football the real question is, can Michael Vick get me 14 points tonight so I can beat D-rock in fantasy football! What the fuck Sam Gado...Ahman Green and Najeh Davenport couldn't run for shit on that GB team, then this cat busts out 2 incredble weeks in a row! Berg about: I am old I'm officially old today...no, it's not my b-day, I woke up this morning and my right knee is killing me! I did no physical activity this weekend unless you count lifting the bowl to my mouth every now and then...my right knee is just sore. Stupid f'in cold weather. Berg about: entertainment for andy i was way off...i just checked it out online...i had 1,960 calories, 93 g of fat, and 250 mg of cholestral. and i keep telling my doctor i don't understand how i can't loose weight and lower my cholestral. damn you colon for making me eat mcdonald's with you today! Berg about: doctor yeah, my doctor told me smoking pot wasn't a good idea, and he also contests that a cigarette after work is still bad for you. i argue that if i can go a whole day, have 1 cigarette when i get home from work and not have another, then i've done no worse than someone that has a beer after work. Berg about: entertainment for andy i just scarfed down a piece of leftover ice cream cake too. I think i had about a 1,400 calorie lunch. Berg about: dilbert I love your lemons abby! Berg about: Kaelynn you guys are sick! hitting on Amy's kid! why would i do such a thing? Shit, Amy's a MILF now, I'll just go hit on her! I like the name, Kaelynn sounds normal name to me. My buddy who teaches in Cleveland had a Treasuer, a Princess, and a Diva in 1 class alone! Berg about: entertainment for andy i'm fat. i just ate 2 quater pounders with cheese, large fry, and a barg's root beer. now i'm digesting and thinking how full and fat my arteries are getting. i might decide to keal over and die right at my desk in about a half hour. lay dead for a bit, and when someone comes over, spit a 1/2 fry out my mouth and pretend i was joking, and not really sleeping. then i can go to the bathroom with my Sirius Satelite Radio book and learn how to use my new radio so i can jerk off to the heidi cortez show, which is 1/2 hour of phone sex every night. what a great concept! thank god for satelite radio. Berg about: upload Bing - right-click and then select login as Berg about: dork archi question we're only 1 year old. the plotter i told my boss to buy is $13,000. so he's waiting a little bit longer. plus we are mainly a design firm and don't need to print out big CD sets. And when we do our big DD sets, colon, Kantz and I were so good we didn't need check plots! and kantz took a job back at his old place. and kantz is fat enough to count as 2 people, but i was also counting this other girl erika that left as well. Berg about: dork archi question first of .PDF files are dumb condensed images files. They should contain no line-weight information. Secondly, we don't have a plotter because we were a 9 person firm (now 7, bye bye kantz) and don't have the luxury just yet. but i'm pushing hard for it. don't worry. as soon as we get paid and land another big contract we should get it. anyays, this MYRIAD program is working out great. We just need to view the files for a few mintues so it's not a big issue. thanks for the advice everyone. MYRIAD download Berg about: sketch-up BRAD - welcome to the light!!! i've been using and preaching sketch-up for about 2 years now. best damn program money can buy. and the best is you only need $500 to buy it! viz sucks. it is by far the dumbest and least user friendly and non-architecture built piece of software ever built. i love sketch-up. love love love! and brad deadlines are over-rated. Berg about: dork archi question brad, i get so excited when you post. it makes me feel good to know that you're relaxing, at least for a few seconds at work, and screwing around. i relish in the notion that my friendship has somehow led to your demise as a super worker that doesn't screw around. (and sorry i haven't called you back yet, i'll try tonight.) thanks for the advice. i'm trying a program called myraid that i downloaded. i'll see if that works then try your guys solutions. it's not files we created, just files the structural sent us. morons! Berg about: dork archi question do any of you guys know what program one could use to view .plt files? We don't have a plotter, nor do we feel like plotting them out. Can we view them? There's gotta be a way because if there isn't they are useless and everyone should use .PDF files anyways since they are smaller and higher quality. Berg about: 2 pac A'ron, i'm catching up, but that's great!!! Berg about: New Year's Party people are asking if i'm having a new year's party...the answer is and always will be yes. i'll get out a flier ASAP. Bub, nice message at 3:30 am! you sounded way too sober! i only live 2 miles to public square.Berg about: Bdays by the way, a'ron we all missed your bday. happy belated bday! Berg about: musac dude, did you guys miss my 3 posting last month about yahoo music??? It does the same thing, creates a 'radio station' for you based on your ranking of song, artist, album. and the best is you can share it. i don't dare share mine with you guys cuz you won't like it (too much hip-hop, mixed with rap, mixed with broadway musicals) but i'd listen to your stations. Berg about: Firefox 1.5 what is tabbed browsing? Berg about: entertain me!! he's a disgusting comment that is sure to entertain...have you ever smelled your fingers after you pop a zit and it gets all over them with the white gooey shit? it has to be the worst smell on Earth. Berg about: musac I also have UFO - Now and Then with me at work. I ganked if from Wes a while back. Berg about: musac i have the other 3 sigur ros albums if there's ever a lull. Berg about: Early Merry Christmas this is from Colon - You think the Griswold’s house was cool. Happy Holidays You need sound for this one. Griswald Christmas Berg about: The Voit Wedding I was looking last night and found some flights on Continental's website from Cleveland for $560 but that's to London. I'll be visiting the Rhodes and my friend's the Vilensky's for a week and getting to Florence sometime around the 8th. I'm in for sharing digs. I will not be co-ordinator though. I'm still waiting on Dickey and Tony to pay me from the last hotel excursion! Berg about: Love Lane if you're the last house on the street, could you petition the city to change your address to 69??? I'll foot the bill even!!! that's just be way to f'in cool. Berg about: Thanksgiving I'm thankful for my friends and family, my cuter than Derek's nephew, Abby's Boobies, Becky's racist costume that still hasn't made its way to the pictures of BDC, Monte's little button, 39 year old MILFs, November birthdays, my stray kitty living on my porch in a box with a blanket named Nessie, FREE MUSIC, Wes's nut sack, the Cleveland Browns, LeBron James, Bub's 2 mile walk, wet kisses from the Thews-es, HOT Britany returning to the states, LJ's ass, Brad's few strands of hair still left, and most of all, I'm thankful for my right hand! Happy Turkey eating! Berg about: neighbor? even better, did you see this article underneath it!!! Poop Farms! Yeah. Poop Farm! Berg about: FF D-rock, sorry about the hurting i had to put on you this weekend! Berg about: American That shit was still there? did you finally finish it? dude, it was $8 bones for a case! Berg about: Berg Thanks for the birthday wishes. Sorry I missed out on the 'burgh. But, wow, did i have a crazy weekend of date canceling, being sick, getting laid by hot 38 year old MILFs, selling cars and watching my BROWNIES SHUT OUT the Dolphins while basking in the glory of a Cincy and Pittspuke loss! GO BROWNS! Berg about: CUDC Steve Rugare's been working on a new website for the CUDC. Check it out. I'm sure he'd love to get feedback. CUDC Berg about: Dork??? I'm not sure if I'm a dork because i found this, or because i think it's a great invention! The Humidier!!! Berg about: Justice?? This is a great story. (although, if there is proof that she tried the animal shelter first and was turned away like she said, then i'm not sure how to feel.) Don't Be Mean to animals Berg about: heat anyone? I'd find a different client and not leave behind a legacy of energy draining, resource depleating and uncomfortable dwelling places. I'd also explain that by providing a better climate he could charge more money, and explain to the renter that it is worth paying extra because the heating bills are drastically lower than other shit-holes in clevealnd. Sorry, i don't buy the owner says this so we have to do it mentality. That's bullshit that as a profession we do it, and I'm refuse to do it. i'll go collect garbage, or take a job washing cars at bedford nissan (who is looking for a full time $8 an hour, 401K and benefits car washer.) Berg about: heat anyone? GILL in my book he's a hack because he LET the owner cheapen the product HE designed! It's a reflection on him as an architect to haev designed a crappy cold apartment regardless of the owner cutting corners. i'm sorry, i'm sick of people that cut corners. i told my boss i wouldn't design something the way he wanted it done because it would make the project sucky...he gave it to someone else to do, but at least i didn't have a hand in the matter. fuck it. i can't wait to run a firm and tell a developer that he's worthless and i won't do crap for him, and then explain to him the benefits of doing it right. Berg about: poor pugsley I'm not sure what programs they have in other cities, but i was able to lock my rates in at about $12 per mcf. They think they might get to $20 per mcf later this year. i'd call and see what you can get locked in at. and they release you if you move. Berg about: bergs responses in 1 Gill - SUPER CHEAP. I once lived in a building that was renovated by that HACK of an architect you work for! $700 for 1 month to keep my place at 65 degrees!!! see, they forgot to insulate between the apartments, and the 1 above me was empty, the next to me was empty and there were visble holes in the ceiling leading to the hallways outside that wasn't heated either! then they told me i took down the drywall and removed the insulation! fuckers! hacks! LJ - 69 is pretty work appropriate. keeps the women's nips just a bit cold, yet keeps everyone awake enough to work. 70 is too hot. i fall asleep at 70. CD Labels I scan a blank lable page bring it into photoshop and set up guides around the circles and other stuff. then make thin circles around the CD lable area and print it out on a piece of paper. Hold it to the light and see how close i am. make the adjustment, then add about 4 or 5 pixels so my CD lable always prints over the edge and i never get that crappy it's a cunt hair too small white area.Berg about: Madden 2005 Xbox i meant o6 Berg about: Madden 2005 Xbox any of you guys playing on an Xbox with the internet stuff? my new roommate has all that shit so i thought i'd try playing one of you bastards next week sometime. Berg about: pictures No pictuers from halloween? We've been super slacking on pictures... Berg about: HP I love MILFs...and HP fans. HP is a kids book and worth reading even if you're an adult. however, it's much more enjoyable to have Jim Dale read them to you on 17 CDs. he does voices for every character. it's like being a blind person in a movie! i love it. Berg about: Snow Madison, Ohio, near Geneva has 8" of snow right now!!! Berg about: Boston Legal whoa...wait, wes...did you agree with me? And I totaly agree that DHW definately jumped the shark this year. still, i love pretending i'm naked with Terri Hatcher so i'll keep watching. Berg about: TV Character If you could be a TV character, and have their life...who would it be? Me, I'm down with James Spader. I'd love to be a badass, super smart, super witty lawyer that gets mad hot pussy and has psychotic episodes every now and then. I'd also enjoy being friend with Denny Crain, and sipping brandy overlooking Boston every night. Berg about: Boston Legal Best fucking show on TV...followed by Desperate Housewives! I do miss Tara though...anyone know if she's going to be coming back at some point??? She's so hot! Berg about: tasty tunes Donna...hahahahahaha. D-rock, i had no problem downloading Io Sono Franceso...Colon wouldn't dance with me though...fucker! Berg about: tasty tunes it did seem like multiple songs because we were dancing for a quite a bit...but i'm pretty sure it was on repeat and jsut kept playing over and over and over and over until the italian lady nicely asked us to quite down since it was 4:00 am! hehe. what was she doing up so late!!! Berg about: tasty tunes andy, you'er thinking of "io sono franceso" i'll have to find that again and put it up! such a good tune. Berg about: tasty tunes speaking of tasty tunes, does anyone want to make a theme song for me? my fan club is demanding one for when i enter the office. something to do with me telling my fans that i wasn't signing autographs on the way into the office monday. Berg about: tasty tunes dammit Voit!!! I just bought that a few weeks ago and was planning on sharing it. i finally find music worthy of sharing too! my search will continue. I'm a super huge slut for wes's music. infact, if i were to be in pittsburgh this weekend, and were to show my appreciation, even thews would blush! Berg about: BDC humor haven't had time to read any posts today, but wanted to share an office email i got today!!! how do i find such great jobs! Staff: There will be a PD reporter in the office tomorrow at 9:30 am. Noel has asked that we all be present, and appropriately dressed by that time. Thank you.Berg about: politics now pirates i could do. arghhhh!!!! get me crissy kwolek! Berg about: politics i don't want dates, i just want an open ended timeline. i can't be a bublican. he's too conservative. The Bergols though would be hardcore proactive about making peace in the world, making greens legal, keeping abortion around, letting gays fuck wherever and whenever and marry whoever, all while allowing BJ's in the oval office to go overlooked, but limiting vacation time for the senate and the president. we'd also throw in some better welfare programs AND create a national healthcare system that worked. you know i pay taxes to help support people who can't afford medical care, but then i also pay extra at a doctors office to cover their pro-bono work!!! oh, and architects would see MAJOR legal reform and developers would have a limit on the amount of money they can make per project just like the dutch. that way they have to spend more and do better to make more money. Berg about: the goods last i spoke with the godfather local production is hurting across the area. but if dickey calls him tonight, he should be able to prove somewhat useful. Berg about: politics okay, sorry Bub, delete this it crosses the line...but i'm getting annoyed with politics in general. not because my views are in the minority, but because these friggin politicians can't have anything but a one-sided view! i'm fully supportive of the war efforts and don't feel we should leave until we feel that the 2,000 lives and 200 billion dollar's we've spent wasn't in vain. HOWEVER, why can't it be reasonable for us to have a timetable that's non-binding! Give me the plan to exit, let's say this is what needs to happen, these are the steps, that way we can at least know where we are on a timetable. That's not unreasonable is it? But no, the republicans can't do that because they might have to bend a little and give in to the demands of the "other side." Dude, both parties are friggin babies! it disgusts me. Berg about: this weekend Berg won't be there. he's going out on 2 dates, AND best of all, working Saturday as a Greeter and a test drive agent for Bedford Nissan! However, even though I won't be there I drunkenly texted Wes and asked him to bring down my lawn chairs to handoff to a clevelander, which sounds like it means A'ron, who could get them close to me so I could get them next time i'm in the falls. yeah, that'd be great peter. Berg about: monday...ugh Bub, do you remember serenading my date and I saturday night with your Stiller's song? Man, I wish i could have recorded that converstaion!!! Berg about: it Wes, I'm glad you're finally starting to see the light. Stargate isn't just a silly si-fi show. It's a show to warm us up to the idea so that the government can then tell us the truth. Similar to the Matrix. The machines are just warming us up to the idea that they exist, so that our minds don't explode and so that we don't rebell once they free us so all. Duh. I mean, how else can you really explain Dejavu! Berg about: WORK i'm supportive of you drinking a sparks at work! I never thought of it, but I bet we all could get away with it. And just tell em it's high energy tang if they ask. That's what I tell myself every morning when I crack one open with breakfast. Berg about: Birthday Fun happy birthday bub and cathryn. (hehe, i still remember the one year in grad school where i had to pretty much carry cathryn back from the lochness while fending off the dirty Albanians who were upset they weren't allowed to escort her home by themselves. Filthy pigs.) Berg about: SIRIUS Bub, I'm very excited about getting my Sirius soon. I am also super excited that you can stream it over the internet via your account, so you don't need to have a home kit, a car kit and then another home kit at work. Very uber. I can't wait for Stern on Sirius. Not because he can say Fuck all the time, but because he can stop talking about how he CAN"T say FUCK right now. Berg about: Birthday Fun It's also Jack Baumann's birthday today! Happy Birthday Jack, if you're still a voyer! Berg about: Go Browns In a school just outside Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher Explained to her class that she is a Steelers Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Steelers fans too. Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air with one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Steelers fan." says Tim! my. The teacher asks "Then what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud Cleveland Browns fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a Browns fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are Browns fans so I'm a Browns fan, too." Timmy responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan." Berg about: kid-fuckers Bub, look out for the FEDs...i'm sure posting NAMBLA a few times will somehow get their attention. Berg about: kid-fuckers he didn't do anything bad!!! Berg about: kid-fuckers i'm just curious...how do we view the kings and queens of the middle ages that had sex with children, when at the time it wasn't socially unacceptable. (well, not entirely, but you get the point.) Wes, IRONIC is the word you guys should haev been using. yes i agree, it is Ironic. But it's not what he had coming to him.Berg about: karma thank you andy, i almost fell out of my chair laughing at that one!!! Berg about: karma i'm done arguing. i'm morally bankrupt, because i see nothing wrong with porn, girls gone wild and objectifying women, so i'll never be understood on BDC when it comes to this. and bub, are you sure no one thinking the dude that did that to him is an upstanding guy? i get the picture that some don't have an issue with what the guy did to Joe.Berg about: Karma whatever Leanne! Women objectify themselves because men are willing to pay. If they do it because it was the easy way out for a job, or if they enjoy turning on guys, so be it. He objectifies women who want to be objectified! I've seen you and the girls get dressed up to go out, and I'll be damned if you tell me you didn't do it up to "look hot" as well as "feel hot." You wanted men to objectify you in some form. Now, did you ever flash us? Did you ever sign a waiver and have sex on a camera? NO! Why, because you didn't want to do that, you enjoyed your own degree of objectification. (is that even a word?) Some girls stop where your line is, some stop where my line is. (which we all know, pretty much doesn't exist.) But regardless, all of us enjoy our own level of objectification. Berg about: Karma what the fuck am i missing! the dude was anally raped!!! He wasn't drunk and coerced into it. He was kidnaped, and tortured! Here's a better example...freshman year, i talked Amanda (of Amanda and Kristen) into flashes us her huge boobs when she was drunk. Me and whoever else was in the room fully enjoyed it, and i still have a picture...if I get anally raped was it Karma? Or because joe has done it to tons of girls, it's different? so if you film 1 girl it's okay, but 10,000 girls it's not. Seriously, we're talking about it not being offensive to you guys that a guy was raped in the ass! Regardless of what someone has done, what happened to him is wrong. Maybe I just feel raped is the dirtiest, ugliest and most vile crime one can committ, i dunno. Berg about: Karma and Biggie brings up a good point too! i've been to New Orleans on New Years...those girls were sober when they decided to go down there wearing slutty clothes knowing that they'd be drunk and wrapped with beads by the end of the night. Berg about: Karma and Derek, you and I can share a brain today...YOU hit the nail on the head. Berg about: Karma Wes, Dickey, Bub, you guys are morons today. You must all be sharing a brain. The law isn't soemthing any citizen is allowed to take into their own hands and deal out their punishments according to them. Fuck that. Joe Francis has been accused and aquited of every account of rape, curruption and gross sexual misconduct. He's been cleared by OUR juries and OUR judicial system. What happened to him is a crime and Karma has to deal with acts of G-d! Not acts by me. Put it in perspective, was Roger pissing in your house just Wes getting what was coming to him because he jerked off and splashed my Dolphins jersey??? Berg about: commupance...? "The irony is self-evident" WTF!!! I've never seen a girl held at gunpoint doing something she is against in those videos! They might be drunk, and my libacious, but WTF! He didn't do anything wrong. How dare the author say he had it coming to him. Fuck that. Berg about: structural engineer I think you guys are all just being big babies. Whatever. Like we don't tell the ID girls that we need them to help pick out the paint color in our living room, and I'm sure none of you have ever asked a Landscape Architect what fern you should plant in the front yard. and Bub - Fuck you! that was a really low blow. (nice job)Berg about: intelligent design on another note, real quick...how on earth can people believe in evolution! I mean, there are gaps in the history of evolution and don't they know G-d created man! man, what a stupid country...evolution...huh, i spit at the notion. Berg about: HP awesomeness! sorry, i've missed the last few days of posts. (been spending my free time emailing 2 girls that i went out with last week, and will be going out with again this weekend. leave it to me to find 2 girls i actually like within days of each other.) anyways, Berg will not be able to make it to pittsburgh. sorry dudes. Berg about: house it'll be a LARGE house - haha can't wait to see it and party all over it and be merry with you in your bed Berg about: cool people i work with So I got a letter asking for $1.50 to help sponsor a Thanksgiving Meal for the needy. And I thought, wow, that's not a lot of money, I'll donate, and I figured I'd ask everyone at work to through their change in a bucket for a week or two and donate that too...and we wound up raising $80! How cool is that! I love good, user friendly causes. All fundraising should be that easy. Berg about: Xmas party We didn't really have one at the UDC because everyday was like a party there. Now with Conrad "running" the joint, I hear beverages everyday after lunch are allowed since he's too sauced to even notice! I love Conrad. Berg about: The Shockers great article Juice...although I found something else very interesting too...how tough is womens college volleyball...they are 21-2, 12-0 in conference, have a 19 match winning streak...and are ranked #23!!! Ouch. Nothing like being underated. I mean, even if they haven't played anyone ranked or too great, 19 matches in a row is tough! Berg about: Football Rankings who cares about USC or Texas being #1 or #2...how about the Flashes!!! Ranked at 105 out of 119!! At least they aren't second to last like Buffalo! Berg about: halloween pranks i can't find the article about the USC football player's prank...but someone should find it and post it...it's pretty funny in that, what a moron kind of way. not funny in the some punk ass kid shattered my storm window when i ran out of candy and i chased him down the street only to realize i had no shoes and had no chance of actually catching a 14 year old kid who outruns the police everyday. then some other shit heads threw eggs at each other in the street and all our cars got hit too. fucking bastards. i say 13 and over no halloween, and no being allowed ont he streets. if they are on them, arrest them for the ngiht. they're up to no good! Berg about: New Radio Station is stern still in the 'burgh? i'm gonna buy Sirius later this week i think. very excited for him to stop talking about his move to sirius and get back to more t and a in the morning. Berg about: NASCAR i'm not going to have an opinion on NASCAR and sports cuz frankly, i could care less. BUT I WILL ARGUE this commnt: racketball....game!!! Sport. All tennis style games are sports, including ping pong. Berg about: suckers bub is right...and a'ron is wrong. blow pops have a much sweeter more fullfulling candy, and tootsi roll center...ugh. just feed me a piece of shit please. Berg about: Browns are a joke! So, last drive of the game, inside the 2:00 warning, down by 3, you have 2nd and 10 on the opposing team's 30 or something like that...Browns throw to the WR on the sidelines...unfortunately he can't catch a ball to save his life. 3-10...anything but a sack, please anything but a sack that would take you out of field goal range...qb drops back to pass...and he's sacked...8 yard loss. 4th down and 18 yards to go, now out of field goal range, you have 1 last chance...and the BROWNS CALLED A PLAY-ACTION PASS!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! A PLAY-ACTION PASS! DID EVEN 1 LINEBACK BITE? SERIOUSLY NO ONE EVEN THOUGHT THEY'D RUN IT, EVEN IF THEY WERE TRYING TO RUN IT TO CATCH THEM OFF GAURD...AND THEY CALL A PLAY-ACTION PASS!! Berg about: stupid mondays mondays really do suck. Berg about: FF Bub, it's not the first pick that screwed you, it was not taking LT. Berg about: FF oh how the mighty fall. D-rock way to take down the undefeated. Berg about: music request does anyone have, or ever hear of Adrian Belew? I heard a track off of his album "side two" it was pretty good. i might buy it. man i-tunes is tempting...it's so easy to just get new music whenever you want, and it's on your credit card so it doesn't even feel like you're paying for it. Berg about: SERIOUSLY????!!!! and it'd be great for those times when you're getting a really bad BJ from a chic...you can adjust her method for her! it's perfect! Berg about: new hizzie kantz bought his in about 2 weeks, i bought mine in about 1.5 months, colon took about 3 months...guess we have better housing stock available. everyone move to cleveland. Berg about: i-tunes Well, I'm making my first i-tunes purchase today. No, I don't own an i-pod. But I succumbed to mass media marketing and advertisement. I just went with the name. Now I'm the lucky owner of ACC files, which means I need to convert them to mp3 and burn them to a disk to them put them back on my machine so i can then transfer them to my mp3 player. Anyone else ever use i-tunes and know how i can just download stuff as mp3's? by the way, it was the new Sigur Ros album. I'll post it when i get a chance. Berg about: ESPN Site voit, everyone on your team scored this week on the cbs site?? although i will agree with you that it was an oversite by my brother and i that you can't change line-ups 5 minutes before each player's game. we will be fixing that, and the way we do wiaver moves next year. Berg about: ESPN Site A'ron i was having that trouble alot...then i realized it had to log in every single time...then you can do all sorts of changes to your team. Berg about: the Browns although i do have to say KSU AWESOME!!! josh cribbs taking one to the house! Berg about: the Browns boringest game ever! even the detroit mullets that were sitting behind me said, this is the boring game ever. we all deserve our money back and both teams should get a loss! i got so drunk last night that i went to bed with a hangover! Berg about: Camel Toads this is funny. i hope i come across a few moments like this with my nephew. that way when he's old enough we can go smoke a j an laugh about it. Camel Toads Berg about: Oil Drilling you probably don't see anything wrong with using up our reserves and drilling for oil in alaska even though we know for a fact that we can't do so without harming the natural habbitat of the wildlife, and i'm 90% there will be at least 1 accident that ruins 400 acres of animal rufage. Berg about: World-Wide Thews Warming thews, i was having a good day, and you had to go an ruin it! i'm going to email bing to come post here now that you had to make that comment! bye the way, check out the interview Bing did on PBS or something... Issues of the Environment Berg about: Fantaasy Football silly global warming :-9 Berg about: Fantaasy Football Chiefs/Dolphins Game Moved to Friday Night!!!! Due the the effects of Hurricane Wilma, the Kansas City Chiefs @ Miami Dolphins game has been moved up to Friday Oct. 21st at 7:00 PM. This means we need to make our picks by friday, 6:00 pm! Also we'll need to set our line-ups for the espn league if we want to play any fools involved in taht game. Berg about: Ruthless Inc. can i surf for porn at Ruthless Inc.? My current job doesn't mind, so i don't want to be downgrading my internet usage which is vital to any place i work. Berg about: Ruthless Inc. andy that is great!!! and LJ that's a funny video. i remember you catching me watching it one day and just laughing and laughing. it's so wrong and so funny. i'd be glad to be entertained if anyone has other ones. i like the one dickey has of the girl shitting out a fish. Berg about: Berg??? dude, come on leanne...i know you've heard me say i've had sex with a lot of pigs, but i didn't mean it literally! i'm not into that shit. although, i do find the video of the girl giving a horse head and him spewing in her mouth to be pretty funny. Berg about: Federal Shield Law correct me if wrong, but didn’t she go to jail protecting a source that leaked classified information that a.) could haev put a CIA operative’s life and objectives in jeopardy, and b.) Was done so to get back at her husband who had criticized the government that leaked the information? Unless I got that wrong, why would we want a bill that would allow her to keep that source secret?? Leaky Miller Berg about: new photo message hey Bub, how would one know when someone posts a new comment next to a photo? Berg about: WHAT IS LATENT DEMAND AND THE P.I.E.? I posted it because it was the dryest thing i've ever read. the best is none of you noticed what material was the focus of the latent demand conversation - atactic polypropylene modified bitumen membranes - i'm still not sure what it is though, something to do with a roofing product i need to spec. Berg about: cable regulation does anyone understand cable regulation? why is there only 1 provider for every place? why can't they set up competitive markets? is it because of cable lines? it just makes no sense that I only have 1 choice when it comes to getting cable. anyone know why this is? how can we have multiple phone providers but not cable! Berg about: WHAT IS LATENT DEMAND AND THE P.I.E.? The concept of latent demand is rather subtle. The term latent typically refers to something that is dormant, not observable, or not yet realized. Demand is the notion of an economic quantity that a target population or market requires under different assumptions of price, quality, and distribution, among other factors. Latent demand, therefore, is commonly defined by economists as the industry earnings of a market when that market becomes accessible and attractive to serve by competing firms. It is a measure, therefore, of potential industry earnings (P.I.E.) or total revenues (not profit) if a market is served in an efficient manner. It is typically expressed as the total revenues potentially extracted by firms. The “market” is defined at a given level in the value chain. There can be latent demand at the retail level, at the wholesale level, the manufacturing level, and the raw materials level (the P.I.E. of higher levels of the value chain being always smaller than the P.I.E. of levels at lower levels of the same value chain, assuming all levels maintain minimum profitability). The latent demand for atactic polypropylene modified bitumen membranes is not actual or historic sales. Nor is latent demand future sales. In fact, latent demand can be lower either lower or higher than actual sales if a market is inefficient (i.e., not representative of relatively competitive levels). Inefficiencies arise from a number of factors, including the lack of international openness, cultural barriers to consumption, regulations, and cartel-like behavior on the part of firms. In general, however, latent demand is typically larger than actual sales in a country market. I am now dumber for having read that. I get no points for that post, and may my friends have mercy on me for posting that. Berg about: who are you!!! By the way, which one of you ladies called me and left a message saying i'm a honey baked ham…I can’t figure out whose voice it is. And whose number is 216.409.0454?? Berg about: Beer Pong "He found that 44 percent of men who played said that they did so to sexually manipulate other players" I'm glad I'm friends with you guys and not those A-holes, I like that our main goal is to get fucked up and beat each other and have better stats than each other. Berg about: cheap fares http://www.1800flyeurope.com/ had some great deals a while back. Wes when you find some good fares let us know too. Berg about: Sure is a man I refuse to believe that story is true. If it is and I were that guy, I'd sue back for mental anguish - imagine the pain and suffering and self-deprecation he's going through blaming himself for bringing children into a broken home! Oh the horror! (man, i'd be a good lawyer and win that one!) Berg about: football i think it goes without saying, but i like the pink! Berg about: I that's a friggin classic Andy! I love it! And the pink hats are for breast cancer awareness. it's the new craze. everybody's doing it. guys that do it thoguh, homos. i just give em my $15 and say, he keep all the money and don't waste it on marketing and shit. it's the like the world wild life fund. i gave them $25 and they've sent me at least $40 worth of stuff if you count up costs and shipping for lettters and shit. it's gotta be one of the worst run organizations. i did get a cool panda hat though. Berg about: Halloween Costume bub is that a modification of last year's AWESOME costume? Berg about: Yahoo Music Launch seriously, have none of you checked this out? i need a fix of thewsie radio or andy radio. come on get with it. colon, kantz and i are well on our way to rating a kick-ass station that never sucks. Berg about: halloween party at beckys a roman soldier helmet? Berg about: Yom Kippur & Kol Nidre Tonight is the begining of the jewish day of attonment. thought i'd post this website for those of you interested in learning more about it. I learned a lot from this page. Just thought i'd provide some educational lunchtime entertainment. Kol Nidre Berg about: Yahoo Music Launch you guys check this out yet on Yahoo? You can create your own music station based on your favorite genre or artists. Then you rate songs and artists and albums and it plays selections based on your ratings. Pretty cool shit. Gotta turn off your pop-up blocker for yahoo though. Berg about: Responsibility Kantz you're wrong, you couldn't handle sitting on your porch all day drinking 40's. You'd want to visit people, you'd want to go to camp and do other shit like golden tee and live downtown. Do any of you really think you'd enjoy the quality of life offered to those abusing the system? I don't want them to abuse the system. I agree limit the time on the system, but i don't want you guys to think that you'd actually enjoy the lifestyle offered to you by living off the system. Berg about: Responsibility so Kevin, are you saying we use YOUR standards? Or should we use mine? Or should we use the recovered alcoholic/ coccaine user George Bush, or the Blow-Job receiving President Bill Clinton? Or maybe use Jessie-The Body-Ventura. Or we can vote, and those of us in the 49.5% minority don't get to have our say. Berg about: Responsibility didn't i see that in a movie last night, escape from LA? Berg about: Responsibility what about the money we'll need to spend on their hospitalization from the rapid spreading of HIV/AIDS and STDs. Berg about: Responsibility but we also need to supply government after-school programs, and daycares for single mothers. The hard part that i'm not sure where I stand is funding and mandating programs for single parents...I think we should definately do it, but what level can we take it...where does preaching government morals and how to raise a child become to constricting. Like I want to be able to take high risk teenager (high-risk to become a single mother) and force them to sit through classes that show them options they have. that teach them that they can enjoy life without getting pregnant and that they can have kids later after they get an education. can't they make that a special class in school. like sex-ed. boys go here, girls go there and bring in cons, junkies and scare the kids. then bring in their parents and do the same thing! see, now i'm back to being a demi. had to redeem myself! j.k. Berg about: Berg! Thewsy, I'm saving up my hair! I just called this place and they said they don't see why they can't spin human hair into wool! I just need a couple pounds of Berg Hair! I'm gonna throw in some extra curlies for you too! Maybe I'll get my back shaved instead of waxed this weekend... Berg Wool Makers Berg about: golf Large I'll join you in your dorkiness, I missed the end, but I did see them having to move a van from the hospitality area after Tiger Woods duffed a shot under it! That was funny. They had to find the valet, then find the keys for that van, then move it. pretty humorous for someone that WON! Berg about: Berg! YOU ARE GAY! WHERE WAS YOUR GAY ASS YESTERDAY? DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE GAME OR WERE YOU PLAYING HOMO-HOMEMAKER WITH THE WIFE? Berg about: Go Browns and Wes that dollar isn't yours just yet! We have Baltimore, Detroit, Houston and Tennessee the next 4 weeks...with our mediocre team and the way things work in the NFL, and the Romeo, we could win 'em all! How about yesterday, Lovey coached against Romeo. Berg about: Go Browns D'rock, welcome to the first of many losses. :-) I can't wait for the Dec. 11th rematch! Berg about: Sci-fi These are 10 things scientists are working on...i've only gotten through a the first few but i love the last paragraph of the first invention...come on, we were all thinking it, right? 10 Cool Inventions Berg about: Sex Offenders Is this the one Nolde had up there? Cuz if it isn't, I think I just trumped his... Creapiest Ohio Sex Offender Berg about: Into the West seriously, picture #37...please someone else comment on that Berg about: Ig Nobel Awards well, since none of us will probably win the Nobel Award for anything, we can set our sites on the Ig Nobel Awards...(i like the Literature winner.) Ig Nobel Awards Berg about: Money lots of people owe me money for the football pick 'em pool, and for the HOtel in genesseo...please pay. Thank you. Have a good day. And Sweet Jay, nice week in the pick 'em league. Berg about: hello i'm here Berg about: Grocery storgasm. in other news...donna's been fired from KA for surfing porn sites looking for a pair of these painties! hehe Berg about: Grocery storgasm. great story wes! man, i'm going grocery shopping tonight, i hope i see a lady getting off in the frozen food aisle! Berg about: Yes! A'ron would you like to buy my house if Frank Jackson wins? Campbell is such a better choice. here's a short list of what she's overcome in 4 years and as the first female mayor in the city...City Hall couldn't add (i'm not exagerating, they had a woman with a beautician's degree running the payroll dept.), there was 51 million dollars missing, the budget hadn't been balanced for 4 years, and the mayor's office and the rest of city hall didn't have EMAIL or INTERNET! (seriously, think about that, 4 years ago and Cleveland's city hall had no internet or email!) One staffer even said to the mayor, why would you want email, people will be able to get a hold of you! Please go meet Frank Jackson before you start endorsing him. Even if you still dislike Campbell, you'll have to agree she is the lesser of 2 evils. Berg about: back to the grind i'm holding out for the xxx-rated stories. and donna, blondes come out of thin air for me all the time. funny thing is i sent her home that night because i was too tired. and honestly, i had some of the best sleep i've ever had. it was 11 wonderful uninterupted hours. yeah sleep! Berg about: back to the grind donna i agree...wanna come over later tonight and make more of those special memories. Berg about: Indians come on...it's an open wound and you just want to pour salt in it...fucking tribe...as they always say in c-town...next year will be our year...still it was a fun baseball year...and now i'll get to watch manny clown around in the outfield and on the bases. congrats wes. Berg about: girls turning down guys funny article on MSN...here's my favorite one: "She told me she had to go buy the donuts for her Singles with STDs group. Point taken." —Greg, 32, San Diego, CA Dr. Glass: "That's evil! I mean, come on—she really wanted to keep him away. She's got a great sense of humor, but she's on a power trip and uses it as a weapon. The hair-washing excuse is like using a fly-swatter on a guy; this is like using an Uzi." girls turning down guysBerg about: Party no costumes??? So you're saying i can't dress up as a hairy jew again! dammit becky, that's my whole game! now how am i gonna get some booty. Berg about: my fucking lunch I get the sweet and sour chicken...not hard to make...they fuckers forgot the sweet and sour sauce AND the vegetables...forgot the duck sauce for the egg roll!!! seriously what the fuck...i'm too lazy to walk back and bitch...but come on...all they got right was the chicken, fried rice and noodles! Berg about: random thought for the day So they was a really stupid poll on the one of the cleveland news sites...what month were you born. so i clicked on it to see what the break down was...and shockingly after 2,000 or so votes it was about 8% - 9% for every month. I'm suprised that such a small sampling would give such even results. Berg about: baseballs i'm at the game tonight...anyone else going? we're hitting up west 6th after the game if anyone's up for that...probably be at paninis. Berg about: ftp I suggest you learn how to use a computer and a zip program. Berg about: working late anyone else around but kantz and i...anyone, how about my co-workers, anyone, hello, mcfly...hello? Berg about: go tribe speaking of baseball, did you guys see Ronnie Belliard's play last night? We were listening to it on the radio and it sounded amazing, then we saw the highlight on mlb.com today - it could be the best play in baseball all year! Ronnie is a god! Berg about: Discovery Channel bring home a winner! Berg about: Discovery Channel this article reminds me that show on discovery, i think it's called dirty jobs or something...what a horrible job this had to have been. i know i couldn't have done it. and then there is the other show, going tribal. you guys ever watch this one! i saw the dude go tribal and actually agree to have his penis inverted like the tribe does, and almost pass out from he pain. he then also stuck a bone through his nose. the guy is insane. i think i saw a comercial for last week where he was going to become a witch doctor with some african tribe and do all sorts of messed up drugs with them. toilet bowls of poo Berg about: Rant ESPN could be a cool site if it was all free and actually worked, but i don't like they way it's setup right now. Berg about: money fuck these people...or rather, someone find me one of their daughters to fuck! 50 Billion dollars for Gates Forbes Richest People Berg about: Iron Chef Lola's has always been my favorite restaurant in Cleveland...and I just read the chef there is going to be on Iron Chef...how cool is that! Iron Chef America Berg about: baseballs I was thinking the same thing Wes. it's sickening! do they get the greatest franchise ever tag? i don't see this streak ever be broken...i'm assuming it's a record right? and this is going to be one hell of a weekend...i got tickets to friday's game...i'm so pumped. go tribe! Berg about: haha funny by the way, anyone else notice that Kantz never posts, but decided to post today because he knew he could annoy the piss out of me! fuck off you fucker! Berg about: WOAH!!!! that should say tackled not talked Berg about: WOAH!!!! so when we were playing kickball and I whipped the ball at Andy so hard that it knocked him down, you're saying it would have been cool if I did that to you? What if my aim was bad on that throw and I accidentaly hit you in the face...that would have been real cool...way to go Berg you, you had to be macho and throw the ball as hard as you could and you hit her in the face...no, not cool and neither is the kid playing with no legs. Plus he has an unfair advantage, Wes how do you wrap up a kid with no legs? I've never talked a kid with no legs, I don't get to practice against a kid with no legs, but he practices against people with legs all day. So he's got an advantage. Should we change the basketball rules so that if you have no legs you only have to dribble 1 time then you can run? I mean, come on, how unfair are our rules in basketball...they are so limiting as to who can play. only kids that can walk can dribble and run up the court. Why can't kids in wheel chairs play? I MEAN LET'S PLAY BY FAIR RULES for everyone, right? Berg about: WOAH!!!! LJ they've been talking about that up in C-town alot. I don't know how you kids feel, but I'm on the side of the kid shouldn't be playing a contact sport like football no matter what the doctors say or how it makes him feel. It's so unfair to play against him. Why? Well, what are you going to do when you need to block him and you're a 250 lb. teenage kid? You could pretend he's a normal kid and throw your whole body on him, and level him. I mean absolutely, lights out crush the kid. And then he gets up with 1 broken arm...now all of a sudden you're the asshole that broke the kid with no legs' arm. So now let's say you took it easy on him and he avoided your block and made the game winning tackle. It's just not fair to expect a teenage kid, let alone any aged athlete, to make a split second decission that could haunt you the rest of your life. I wrestled a girl in high school once. I was a bad wrestler, and I was so scared of being the kid that lost to a girl in middle school...well, I wound up kicking her ass, and then I was the jerk that beat up a girl and didn't take it easy on her...so while I really do admire the kid for his hard work and being able to play football, i just don't see how it is fair for me to play against him. Berg about: TKO that does suck about Takeo, but what's worse is the talk about Miami finishing 2nd in the division! that's just crazy talk. Berg about: flash Bub, wait until you mess around with your digital camcorder and Primiere! it's super easy and really cool in terms of what you can do. i gave you the sample disk becaus the tutorials are really helpfully. same with the flash tuts. very good and quick. Berg about: XP is da bomb I'm just going to go ahead and say that I think XP is a great operating system and Microsoft has come a far way since Windows 95 when I had to reboot and restart every 5 seconds...congrats Microsoft, you finally earned your $100 for XP...now give me back the hundreds of dollars I shelled out for your previous shitty operating systems. Berg about: BDC fix here's a link to the Basketbar incase you guys were wondering what project it was. Bub - when we click on the topic to post with the same name it doesn't give us the link and link text boxes. wanna get on top of that slacker! :) j.k. you install the programs yet? flash is fun. Basketbar Berg about: FYI for Bubdotcom-ers so anyone wondering where the Berg has been? I was attending a confernce about learning from the Dutch, and how Cleveland can be a better place by using techniques and practices of those crazy Dutch...and what slide did those crazy fuckers that did Basketbar use? The crazy midgets playing basketball photo! fuck yeah! also i met the new dean of the college of architecture at KSU - he's awesome and one smart 5'5 asian dude with no accent! it's funny seeing someone that is 100% asian, and yet speaks without the slightest bit of an accent. Berg about: stop staring bub, and a'ron, i'm so glad we were all on the same page. i was checking that out too. i was gonna goof on her, but then i realized that's what i'd look like if i ran into my MILF from a few weeks ago. man, can you guys all say an extra prayer for me over the weekend that i get to meet up with her again, and soon! Berg about: old and unlucky although it's comical, this just isn't even funny so stop laughing and be thankful that YOU aren't this unlucky! old and unlucky Berg about: poop i'll bring the OC for my faggy friends in akron. however, i'll be running on a combination of berg, and jewish time and do not expect to get down there until late tonight. 10? Berg about: poop Abby I was thinking the same thing, then I realized Donna DOES live in the same city with me...what do you say Donna? :-) Berg about: KOL, oggi fuck yeah, getting wasted makes it easy to wake up and be in by 9:30. I just feel badly for my Akron counterpats that had to not only drive home but probably get into work earlier than me. Berg about: KOL, oggi So KOL totaly rocked. You guys were right. And it was fucking Camel promotion Sin City Night! Hot Wet Bitches walking around in lingere all night long! and free cigarettes and private VIP Pleasure Lounges. I was sinful last night! Berg about: KOL, oggi i refuse to bore everyone with making plans on BDC. i might go to a happy hour, but then again, i might just work until 7:30 and go home and get my ticket, fall asleep and wake up when my phone rings... Berg about: NCAA tournament I thought the only reason that existed was for me to donate $10 to someone's bracket pool, and then pretend i care. Berg about: Rhodes Nolde corrected me, I don't know how i missed it, but Aurthor Rhodes left the Indians to tend to a family illness on 9/12. Umm, am I being prick when I'm thinking to myself, shit, i know if my dad were really sick and i told him i'm going to leave in the middle of the penant race to be with him, he'd look at me, and tell me don't come back in this room until i see a world series ring on that finger! come on dude, what's the deal with taht! Berg about: TRIBE i rattled them off because i don't think anyone, including BoSox fans, know who the first set of guys are! We got the rocking pen and ridiculous starters...the pen is 1 big ugly monster - Howry, Rhodes, Wickman every 7,8,9 and if we need, we'll drop Riske on your ass! Berg about: confused, add Mike Myers, Mike Timlin and Matt Mantei and Keith Foulke and you have the bullpen of the defending world champs!!! I can't wait to face the BoSox!! GO TRIBE! Berg about: TRIBE i only read the first paragraph, but so far, you know what's really funny about that article biggie...someone tell me who these players are: Chad Bradford, Manny Delcarmen, Lenny DiNardo, Jeremi Gonzalez, Craig Hansen, Chad Harville, Jonathan Papelbon... Berg about: music a'ron you got a play list for a more sensative war on buffalo? Berg about: huricane Rita but...i have been with one that blows as well! Berg about: huricane Rita dude, seriously, i'm starting to believe that God is trying to kill someone and apperntly missed in New Orleans and going after them again in Houston. Those evil sinners! Seriously though, you guys see the size of Rita. I've never even been with a girl that big! Berg about: music i have a CD label MOS who and what is on it? Berg about: Hurricanes Did you guys know there are only 21 names in circulation for a Hurricane. Every year they use the same names until one is a major one, like Katrina, or Andrew, and then they retire the name and pick a new one with that letter. They used to name them all girls, but women rights argued for men too, so 3 years after they started current naming tradition (something like '52??) they started switching every other storm. Also they only use English, Spanish and French names as they are the 3 countries that conquered the caribean. Berg about: Sentiments from a little Thews in Europe tell your sister i feel special that she's thinking about me all the way over in europe. i thought about her too last night. and oh boy, was it good for the old dirty uncle! Berg about: Tipping Colon's Lazy Boy and Couch. I say if it's less than a 10 minute delivery and you paid $60 for it to be delivered you don't need to tip. but if they really need to fuck with shit, take a door of, or something like that, then you need to tip. but then again, what the fuck is the $60 for? gas and their wages, no? Berg about: tipping question if you paid $60 for delivery, do you still tip? Berg about: verder girls hey bub, not sure if i remembered to tell you the other night when we were talking about dan lawinters (not sure how he spells his last name) but i ran into Dana Anderson, of the infamous pittsubrgh 2nd floor Dana and Joy the other night at paninis. (the ones with the cool snake.) Berg about: weekend you guys were loud mother fuckers! haha Berg about: weekend SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Berg about: weekend Jake, I don't think any of us doubted that it'd need to be little. Berg about: the week grinds to an end 2 more hours for me bitches!!! Large should have left 5 minutes ago... Berg about: New Beginning Scotter, I take it you get the ArchVOICES emails too Berg about: fantasy football oops, i wasn't logged in. Berg about: fantasy football Bub, what's the plan for the ESPN league? I can't set my line-up right now. Should we all email you our line-up so you can set it after ESPN fixes the site? Berg about: Football dude, if i ever get married, my wife can boss me around all she wants, but i'm gonna draw the lines at pants. Short skirts, and daisy dukes only. the closets thing to pants she can wear would be those little hot "boy shorts" Berg about: Football haha, the Browns play at 4:15 which means I can drive home and get to my dad's 56" DLP just in time to eat some of my mom's home cooking and watch the game! Berg about: Paper Football okay, maybe i should have let it finish loading, that game's not as fun as i had hoped. Berg about: Paper Football Espn is great! MMM, I need one of those boards Miller used to bring to the bars...maybe for Competition Weekend. Paper Football Berg about: lady with no arms!!! Bush, I got it on DVD if you want to borrow it! Berg about: lady with no arms!!! holy shit did you guys see this Berg about: uh speaking of departure time, large? i gotta package to get out friday, so i'm not gonna be ready until 6:00 ish, but i figured you'd be getting up here after that anyways? Cathryn how long is it from c-town to genesseo? Berg about: proud KSU alum check out the editorial in today's kent stater onilne... Blame the Gays for Katrina!!! Berg about: uh i thought dickey was driving with biggie and i??? Berg about: not trying to start a fight or political conversation.... I would guess Abby is probably right this 1 single instance. :-) I can't remember the sentence, but people over at Microsoft have things programed into excel and word so if you put in things like "billionaire" and hit thesarus it'll say Bill Gates. (I don't think example works, but there are similar things like that.) Berg about: rays you're going straight to Rays and not stopping by dickey's first? good lord you guys are hard core. i wonder how dorky you'll feel at a college bar at 8:00 pm. do you think you'll have dinner with the kids that are there cuz their parents are visiting them that weekend? Berg about: ksu architecture you know how every now and then you see a new building and it just screams KENT STATE ARCHITECTURE - SECOND YEAR. You know, the building that has a pie wedge stood up on end, and lined up with 6 other pie wedges, but every other one is flipped, so you get the curves going away from each other, and then they "penetrate" the circle, which is the auditorium, and you just know there is a big rectangular form inside it that's "connecting" the 2 pure forms...well, i haven't seen the building close up, but those of you that are driving on I-271 this weekend, check out the new building near the I-271 / Chagrin exit. I believe it's a HUMMER dealership. (I can't remember if that's that building, or just another new building in the area.) Also, farther North, is the new Park Synagogue with it's Bronze or Copper roof...it's best description so far has been, the brown monstrosity on the side of the highway. (and sorry to any of you in the area that worked on either of those...) Berg about: berg's house 1762 West 54th. Zip is: 44102 Berg about: music and Wes before you say it is just as big when you zip is or upload it, it's not about that, it's about downloading 1 zip files versus 12 mp3 files. Large, right-click and save target as. jezz, have you guys ever used the internet? Berg about: new past time wow, so i'm a HUGE voyer...and found a new past time. it's on webshots. you can just browse other people's dirty photo albums. check this one out. random person's underwear party Berg about: Beer hehe, Bernie is going to be IN Jake. Berg about: Golf I'm going to be the voice of reason and etiquette...goofing around on the golf course is fun, and will more than likely be tollerable...HOWEVER, there will be people on the golf course whom we need to respect. Golf is a game of etiquette and silence. I don't care how we act amongst our gay womanless foursomes, but I would at least recommend we be respectful to other people on the course. As for clothes, I plan on being barefoot, kahki shorts, unbuttoned hawwaian shirt, and a browns fishing had pulled low over the brow. i'll also try and bring sunscreen. hehe, any one gots dibs on putting it on my hair back for me? Berg about: fantasy football forget it, i figured it out. you don't have to select someone to put in the waiver move. Berg about: fantasy football Bub, can you put Reggie Williams back on my team. I can't do it, and was trying to drop him for someone else. And now I can't try and claim someone off the waivers unless I select someone to add. You might need to do the same for the other teams who are missing players no their bench too. Berg about: Philatelist but i do hear you and LJ are gonna "gay it up" this weekend!!! LJ, i my fantasies of Abby I like to pretend Abby is Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider! Miss Croft was very naughty last night! Berg about: Philatelist That's right, let's talk stamps. Did you guys see the new "Masterworks of Modern American Architecture" series? Very cool. Here's the link. My mom was very excited to give me them yesterday. an architect son of a Philatelist's wet dream!!! Berg about: Philatelist That's right, let's talk stamps. Did you guys see the new "Masterworks of Modern American Architecture" series? Very cool. Here's the link. My mom was very excited to give me them yesterday. http://shop.usps.com/cgi-bin/vsbv/postal_store_non_ssl/display_products/productDetail.jsp?OID=4849371 Berg about: Golf most golf course mandate 1 set of clubs per person. shirts and flip flop optional. Berg about: idiots D-rock, i have that same "i just read bubdotcom for 20 minutes" headache as well. too many bbbbbbbs. Anyways, couldn't Sir Cornileous Jared Dickey Esquire, III, Once Removed From Jesus be the easiest solution to this whole mess? Why can't those ariving in C-Falls go to his house until the rest of us get there? This would work out particularly well with cars too. A'ron and Thews could leave one in C-town, I could hop in with them, and Biggie can be our luggage carrier! It's really not that hard guys. Lanners (is that how one would spell that?) my address is 1762 West 54th Street. Zip code: 44102.Berg about: ftp i got mine Berg about: this weekend LJ and Abby are going to "hook up"!!! Fuck C-Falls, I'm staying in C-town to watch that!!! Berg about: Budweiser Have you guys heard the "mr. ceremonial first thrower out-er" commercial yet? it's definately one of my favs. Berg about: Football PIcks Get your picks in by 8:00 pm Thursday!!! Berg about: Cute boys hi Jay, you're so damn cute! Berg about: Hedonistica is cool Bub that webpage that you got the scott podsednik image of is great. i was checking it out today, and they have he kanye west clip...if you didn't see it, and only heard about it like me, it's worth the 1 minute 20 seconds Kanye West Berg about: Tailgating cool, but i'll be very hung over and probably not in the mood for that sunday, i was more asking about kent state tailgating (whence the user name and password were born.) Berg about: this weekend and yes i can't spell bengal Berg about: this weekend raging hard on over here...i mean, thursday = nfl, friday - sat = tons of drinking with buds, sun = browns kickin bangle ass, what more could a boy ask for? a short work week? yeah, got that one already! thanks labor day! Berg about: site update That user name and password are sweet! (for lack of a better word) I'm still chuckling to myself. are we tailgating at a game this year? Berg about: fuck em i say we strap nukes around the statue of liberty and drop it off back in paris...here's why: The French daily Liberation described the scenes of devastation as a cruel spectacle for President Bush, “the champion of security.” Criticizing the disorder in the evacuation of hospitals, the editorial called Hurricane Katrina a “natural disaster with political implications.” Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden “must be dying of laughter,” it said. Berg about: notice about gas thank you bub, cuz i was getting ready for a 4:00 rant Berg about: notice about gas I'm going to buy a scooter over the weekend and drive that up to the wedding. Berg about: fuck em Amid the sympathy, however, there was criticism. As U.S. military engineers struggled to shore up breached levees, experts in the Netherlands expressed surprise that New Orleans' flood systems failed to restrain the raging waters. With half of the country's population of 16 million living below sea level, the Netherlands prepared for a "perfect storm" soon after floods in 1953 killed 2,000 people. The nation installed massive hydraulic sea walls. "I don't want to sound overly critical, but it's hard to imagine that (the damage caused by Katrina) could happen in a Western country," said Ted Sluijter, spokesman for the park where the sea walls are exhibited. "It seemed like plans for protection and evacuation weren't really in place, and once it happened, the coordination was on loose hinges." Berg about: fuck em Islamic extremists rejoiced in America's misfortune, giving the storm a military rank and declaring in Internet chatter that "Private" Katrina had joined the global jihad, or holy war. With "God's help," they declared, oil prices would hit $100 a barrel this year. Berg about: fantasy football I'm just goofing around, who knows, Collins may have a Manning like year with Moss and Harry Potter cathching the balls. I'm so excited Thews got Moss, my new screen saver is the Thews/ Moss moon. Berg about: fantasy football 6******Kerry Collins Berg about: music Wes - what's the story with Lovage - music to make love to your old lady by? is that a compilation disc? track 2 sounds like Poe. Did I ever tell you guys about the funny story with that album when I was on a date? Berg about: fantasy football i'm taking willie "smokin' the" green with my #1 pick! bub, what's your AOL IM name? Berg about: fantasy football am i the only one with a big boner for the draft? (not from andy's draft.) what time again bub? Berg about: internet porn here's a photo to help this discussion along. mostly safe talking point picture Berg about: internet porn the site brings up a good talking point though...it features the "thong" you know the thong hanging out the back and making ever guy within 10 feet stare, and those within 2 feet hard...what's your guys opinion? if you're hot, and you want to do it, i say the girl with the tinest thong and the most of it showing is the winner! Berg about: internet porn found a great site last night...not safe at work...unless you're at the UDC then you can open anything you want Hot Girls Berg about: Pretty quiet today large, i hear you. we got our first final DD set "done" this morning...been enjoying getting ready for the fantasy drafts tonight, and chatting with hot babes on JDate all day. Berg about: spammers i really do wonder why people spam so much. are there really that many dumb people that go to those websites? And buy "cheap discount medicines" i can't bring myself to believe that some people are that dumb. i just can't. Berg about: fantasy football just a heads up, don't draft Peter Warrick...he got cut by the Bungles today, in other news, the bengals are still planning on saying they have a good team, and then playing really shitty on the field. Berg's prediction, what's his face gets fired after a disappointing 2-5 start. Berg about: sad news yeah, out by his house. been there for like 100 years, kantz family favorite. Berg about: sad news shit i forgot to mention this earlier, Kantz's grandfather passed away last friday. I think the funeral was today, but he'll be in Pittsburgh for the next few days. I'm sure he'll be out drinking at Coles if any of you yinzers have time to grab a beer with him i'm sure he'd be glad to have you join him. 216.577.7917. Berg about: Concerns I'm sorry, LJ, did you just log onto your friend's website and post something on the message board where we all log onto everyday about 15 times to see what everyone has to say? and you just called us nerds :) let's face it, we're the coolest dorks ever to walk this earth. Berg about: Concerns i will put together a draft sheet for everyone tonight and email it out in excel format. you can print it out at work. Berg about: fantasy football bub that'll work, it's just going to be a bitch following who has been taken and who hasn't, and keeping tack of other peoples teams, but oh well. espn is nice, but they're a bitch to work with. apperntly you had to have schedule your draft time weeks ago to have gotten a night slot. Berg about: fantasy football Bub, I'm pretty sure you need 1 pc/ laptop per person drafting. And we had major problems using the ESPN site last Wednesday cuz it crashed in the middle of the draft. It might be prudent to set up an alternative message board for a draft incase the live draft on ESPN is busted. A little heads up for the ESPN draft, it will say "signal lost, reconnecting to server" almost every other pick, don't refresh or do anything. just let it restore the connection. Also, it's got a great "live" player rank as the draft goes on, so always make sure you have a few players on the top that you want to draft next so if you get disconnected, it selects that player for you, while you're waiting to reconnect. I'm doing 2 drafts tomorrow night, one at 6, one at 8...how sick am i! Berg about: Football Picks Anyone want in on the football pool we do every year? $10 for the season. Let me know if you're interested. Berg about: Hey Abby and when he's posting the flyer, see about posting the pics from 4 weeks ago. Berg about: Hey Abby huh, huh, candy loves seeing eric! Berg about: Later Bitches I'm off to the beach...maybe I'll log on Wednesday to tell you how hot my hairy back is when laying out in the ocean all day! At least the sharks don't like hair and they'll spit me back out! Berg about: naked bouncing girls not appropriate for work viewing...but good non the less. naked bouncing girls Berg about: music i put up the 2nd half of vivaldi CD for those of you interested. only problem is the last track is scratch the fuck up. Berg about: fantasy picks league Hey, if you didn't play in the picks league last year, and want in this year, send me an email at berg_ol@hotmail.com and let me know. It's not a weighted league or based on spreads, or anything goofy, straight up pick the winner. it's $10 to play. Berg about: fantasy football You guys doing fantasy football? I'm still doing the fantasy picks league, you'll get an email tonight or tomorrow, but just wondering if there was interest in a bubdotcom league. I need a 4th league to join!! Berg about: football Bub you say it can't possibly happen because it would turn back the clock to "fading glam rock, dirty grunge and flannels" maybe you missed something 2 weekends ago, but I'm pretty sure Buffalo doesn't consider that "bad" or "fading." I think it was the only city in America where people were still wearing flannels in the summer heat...aside from the part of shittsburgh where kantz is from, they wear em year round! (man i got confused typing all those wear, where, and were) Browns WILL have a better record than the Bungles...the Stillers will collapse shortly after the wheels on the BUS get busted and the key in on the errant, "we know you're going to throw the ball now" Big Ben! Browns will suprise people with a whole new team, new defensive scheme, new defensive scheme, and definately challenge for the last wild card spot. GO BROWNS. WOOF WOOF WOOF!Berg about: football are you kidding me??? I love it! I love T.O. and I love my nightly fix of the bafoon. Hey I don't have Bonds or Mike Tyson around to give me great quotes and jackass moments, so let me have my T.O. I seriously can't read enough about what a complete jackass he is. And hey, it's not his fault either, he's got a family to feed, and 7 million a year while is good, it's not the 8.5 million a year he should get. Do you think he's lost more from lack of endorsements over all this? I really wonder, had he just not bitched, would he have gotten more endorsements and then wound up making more a year. Berg about: std05 as posted earlier, i can help people set up automated resizings macros in photoshop. it's really easy. i even taught my parents how to do it! Berg about: Great Odin stoner Berg about: Num Nums messed up as apposed to us??? i'm just curious which line are you using as the controling factor? Berg about: LAN Parties Hey Andy, pick up one of these for your next LAN party..."its eye-catching LED lights add modding flair to your system – a great touch as you prepare to do battle at LAN parties" Be Cool and Look Cool Berg about: farts first, let me say that reading that at lunch may not have been the greatest idea, secondly, let me save i loved it! and thirdly, girls don't poop, or fart, and therefore future postings by females on this topic or a poop topic should be posted anonymously! :-) Berg about: ACAD 2006 so, we got a few copies of ACAD 2006, some of these features are hysterical. the motion zoom is my favorite. instead of just zooming in on the window, it's like on google earth and it slowly zooms you into the window area. yes, that's just what i needed...motion sickness while drafting lines 8.5" apart! Berg about: BORED COME ON, WHERE IS EVERYONE??? OH, WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S SATURDAY. FUCK. Berg about: Sex with a HOT teacher anyone? i'm gonna keep posting this story everytime i see it...fucking A why wasn't this woman my friggin teacher!!! seriously, i'd like to fucking bitch slap the kid that ratted on her. then i'd want to smell the 13-year olds fingers and say, dude, you're the coolest! hOt for Teacher Berg about: liberals I knew I loved my city! #11 on the most liberal cities in the nation! sweetness. Cleveland Likes Fags and Giving away money Berg about: give me a B-E-R-G i hope the father of the next Jenna Jamison sees this article and gets his girl into cheerleading faster. what role models they are! cheerleaders Berg about: Hot Penguins speaking of Shitsbugh sports, how's Hines Ward doing? And are you guys banking on riding the beat up old Bus all season now? Berg about: acad is there a way to change the snap sensativity in acad 2005? It fucking blows! I mean, the symbol for the endpoint is there, i click it, and i zoom in and the damn thing isn't on the end fucking point! Berg about: MUSIC that's great andy! i need to get a copy of that still. i misplaced mine in a spot where it was probably ganked or assumed not given out yet. Berg about: MUSIC the 1st 1/2 of the four seasons is up on the ftp server. i can't RIP them at a smaller size on media player so i'll just put up 2 zip files. Berg about: music bub, can you go hmmmm, but with my balls in your mouth. i like the tingle. Berg about: T.O. please go watch the T.O. clip on ESPN...what a joker. Berg about: missing balls Did you guys see the Marlins pull off the "hidden ball" trick? Berg about: touching myself i'll sit here and amuse myself today i guess. did Pittspuke, Buffalo and C-Bus all loose power?? Berg about: i am pleasant today... we also use about 3 paper towel rolls a day! i dont' know what my boss and his wife do with them, but man, they disappear fast! Berg about: i am pleasant today... Abby my "green and sustainable" firm uses plastic spoons which we throw away so no one has to wash anything! My boss even uses a disposable coffee cup some days...talk about lazy and wasteful! Berg about: very sobering Greater Cleveland lost troops from a Marine Unit based out of here last week, and many of the funerals have been this week, this is a link to some photographs from yesterday's funeral...(sorry to be a downer, these pics were just very moving and i wanted to share them with you guys too.) It's weird to think that while we were off playing summer games, friends of ours were in the middle of fighting a war. Fallen Heros Berg about: walmart Donna I understand why you stood in line, I mean, their lingere section is just so HOT, and that H-O-T hot! Berg about: Good Headlines This is one of my favorite headlines from the Brushback..."Stephen A Smith Unfortunately Not Afraid To Speak His Mind" Does anyone else not understand this moron's rise to fame in just under 1 year? I remember when he first started appearing on ESPN I would quickly change channels. Now, I change channels and he's still on! The Brushback Berg about: Lost and found? what about 3 red chairs with "DICKS" written on them, or as in most of the case this weekend, IN THEM. Berg about: Sweat Shop Donna, I highly doubt you're wearing much clothing anyway! Berg about: Work Sucks I love my job. I mean, where else can I straight up just drive Kantz crazy arguing about every friggin detail! I love not having a PM or PA on this job. Hey Kevin, what do you think, should we make this a shaft wall, and run the shit through there or just put it in the demise wall? I don't can we do that? Who knows. Hey, go ask the PM, (enter colon who hikes up his pants) umm, guys, could you talk less and work harder. i don't care where you put the pipes. hey, what size pipes do we need anyways? I don't know, ask the mech. guys. Oh wait, i dont' have their contact info. That's cuz they just got on board and are reviewing the drawings still. Oh, that's cool, we should hear back from them about a week before DD is due. Sweet. So Kevin, donna says your shaft is small enough to fit in the 3.5" stud wall. Berg about: Stud So Marc Cohn was shot in the head on Sunday, or Monday, and released from he hospital today. yeah, that's the marc cohn of "walking in memphis" fame. i think i'd still be crying in the hospital if i got shot in the head. what an odd story! Marc Cohn Berg about: Blah...weekend hangovers suck! Abby that's very dirty! Berg about: Lets get ready to rumble!!!!! not to take any of A'ron accomplishments and glory away from him, but did you guys see HOW UNCOORDINATED I AM! Berg about: Why I hate people...my vent for the day! just spent $500 for my deductible to fix $1300 worth of damages from the assmuch that hit my car in the parking lot and didn't have the curtesy to leave a note! Berg about: Lunch mmm...who's having a chicken finger sub from Jim's Steakout in a few minutes. mmm...mmmmmmmm Berg about: Desks I'm such a little kid. poo jokes make me laugh so much. Berg about: Desks Bub and Andy that was great. I'd love to poo on my desk shortly after leaving money on my bosses desk without giving a reason as to why. That would be so damn funny. Berg about: TIME TO ROCK!! speaking of cooking, I need to do a little baking tonight, or tomorrow morning before we head to sculpture park. my ETA has been pushed back to midnight LJ. I'll still just call when i get off the tolls. Berg about: time I will be arriving in buffalo thursday evening around 11:00 ish? will this work for anyone but me? Berg about: std how about i just don't shave and do a combover? Berg about: mp3 someone email me Manu Chao - Clandestino - not the whole album, just the first track - clandestino Berg about: sunny colden NY Wes can you send us the co-ordinates so we can google earth it? Berg about: I can not hear you!!! Someone PLEASE TELL KANTZ TO STOP MUMBLING!!! I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY HEARING!!!! Berg about: bean ball!!! Have you guys seen Matt Clement get beamed yet??? OUCH!!! Berg about: name I agree Bub. Cathryn, Abby and Leanne, my friend's wife bought a program somewhere for a couple of bucks and it help print out all the legal forms and what not. if you're interested i can ask her this weekend what it was. Berg about: name Abby you should change your first name too, something crazy, I dunno, maybe Candy or Misty? that'd be funny. What about making up a first name, we'll call you Twin, short for Twinkles. then you can be twin mountain. I could go on and on, but I fear i'm only entertaining myself (not like that has ever stopped me before) but i do need to get back to work. oh, and one last thing, did anyone else get that same funny visual of the conversation with sheetzy-poo contemplating her name change, man that would have been fun to see. Berg about: where did it come from i don't remember anything more than i put down already. i know we were with a group, i think in italy, and we were talking about some hot chick i was after, and you were like oh yeah, she wants me dude. and i looked at you puzzeled or something and you utter the famous words "game on" that's how i remember it, but for all i know it was at the goat haus one night, either way it was infamous in the grad program and i can't remember any details...too much pot to the brain i guess Berg about: the black man you guys see the promos for this yet? The Man in Black Berg about: where did it come from okay, i need to do some major reading to catch-up on the board, but i ahve a quick question, the expression "game on" was once used by Derek i believe towards me, in reference to a girl...kantz and i don't remember which girl, or when this occured, but we know it provided hours upon hours of merriment in grad school. does anyone else remember? d-rock? Berg about: If I had a nickle for every time... andy i'll let you whip my ass as much as you want Berg about: Dirty Older Women How come none of the hot moms in my neighborhood were this cool! Dirty Dirty Mom Berg about: Ebys Cousin I'm guessing this kid's gotta be related to Eby! Amish Thief on a Buggy Berg about: If I had a nickle for every time... C-town is poised for 105 degrees on the heat index, which means it's about 90 out there, and 70% humid! it's so nasty, i enter the office in the morning, and i don't step outside until 7:00 when it's cooled down again. Berg about: If I had a nickle for every time... so did I read that right, and there were 2 new nickles last year and not one of us even knew it??? Berg about: Best. Quarters player. Ever. Team Ohio is drafting that kid for this winter's games! That is unbelievable! Berg about: site update will i be able to click on the title of their editorial and it'll hook me up on the main message board with that title as the subject? Berg about: pet peeves i hate people that complain that nothing exciting is happening on BDC...seriously, that's like me calling you up on the phone and bitching that you didn't call me over the weekend to entertain me for an hour. Instead of saying, hey guys entertain me, why don't you entertain ME! Google something crazy, look for a great website and put it up. Here's my entertainment, aside from my berating of "hey entertain me" people, this website is sure to suck up a few hours. you can click on the girl and make her move if you want. sweet website Berg about: parenting advice living in the 'hood has a number of advantages. one of them is free parenting advice from the 30 year old black male down the road who over heard his friends kid call his dad a bitch. he said to his friend as they walked past my house: "nuh uh, you ain't never let them call you a bitch. i'll whoop their ass if they call me that. nope, you gotta check your seed, that's what i'm talking about, check your mother fucking seed." So to all the parents and future parents on bdc, remember to always check your mother fucking seed beyach! Berg about: nickle have you guys seen the new nickel? i just got one. guess it's been out for a while. how did something like that escape the pages of bdc??? Berg about: Bub and chicas that's a whole lotta boobage! sorry, someone had to say it! Berg about: idiot that's hysterical you fool! Berg about: harry potter LJ and Abby did you finish? Berg about: Dorky habits hehe, you do have Tiger tatooed on your back, and you were sober when you got it. i'm pretty sure that gets you in the dork door. Berg about: Dorky habits abby, wasn't last season of SG-1 awesome!!! I love StarGate Mondays! 4 episodes in a row, and you get to flip to Monday Night Football at commercials. Berg about: harry potter TL-TW-TW is one of the greatest literary pieces of the 1900s!!! Yeah it's a kids book when you 12, but it's really a giant alegory about society and, and when it comes down to it, it's 1 big alegory for Christianity. Berg about: harry potter next you guys are going to tell me that re-reading the Lion the witch and the wardrobe to prepare for this winter's blockbuster film is dorky and childish too??? Berg about: harry potter when you're done, check out this website...it's fun and helps answer questions you have at the end. For Harry Potter Dorks Berg about: harry potter so any of you girls finish the book yet? I couldn't stop listening, and at 6:00 am this morning, disc 17 finally stopped! Still not sure what to think...strange and uneasy ending in my opinion. but that's all i'll say, don't want to ruin anything and get a spell cast on me. Berg about: Whoda thunkit? on a similar yet opposite note, in the USA a study in the DC/Baltimore area for a city that just revoked their red-light cameras at intersections showed the opposite...the reason they gave was that while rear-end accidents went up 35%, side impact went down 20% and side impact accidents have a higher mortalit rate than rear-enders...so who knows. i say put them up everywhere, and don't tell anyone. then send tickets to assholes that crash lights and go through them. Berg about: who are they wes, hot sex on a platter, song is like kill the president...i have kronos quartet listed as the group, the song is from reqium for a dream sndtk. Berg about: coolest thing ever Derek couldn't be more right! It could be one of the sweetest things ever put on the internet. Berg about: dr. dickey do you think alot of people make this mistake...they figure, well he did spend 1/2 his life in college, he's gotta have a PhD by now! :-) Berg about: Cha-ching I just wanted to say my mom is the best! She got me the new Harry Potter book on CD...i've been doing RCPs all day while listening to everyone's favorite wizard fight he who must not be named! hehe. Seriously though, JK Rowlings is making 2 British Pounds per book sold!!! They sold over 1 million copies the first day...that's like $3.8 million in 1 day! That has to be the biggest 1-day earning ever. Bitch! If i was a wizard, i'd turn her into a newt...after she finishes book 7 that is! Berg about: wes & biggie... ...have the sexiest balls i have ever sucked on! oh my god! i am sooo gay! i want men in my mouth all day every day!!!! yes!!! i love balls!!! Berg about: friday you are all correct except that Berg wasn't wrong...it was an inside joke and being wrong is part of the funny. i'll explain later if you really really care. (senza is the italian word for without incase you were wondering.) Berg about: friday why is derek sans. oh wait, you speaking donna and kantz italiano Berg about: std05 just ask and you'll recieve. i can bring them up to b-lo or mail them. let me know. (and by mail, i mean put them in an envelope, and forget to mail them, then go to mail it, realize i need to go to the post office and weigh it, put it in my car, forget about it for a week, "find" it over the following weekend, decide it's less than a week until i see you anyways, and drive it up to buffalo.) Berg about: site update Or would you prefer I borrow your Prismacolor Marker sets of French Grays, Warm Grays and your set of Cool Gray that you spent $40 per set on? Berg about: site update Bub, I think I can borrow your color pencils from Colon and show you the difference between French Gray 40% and Warm Gray 40% and Cool Gray 40%. My 2 cents...keep the black background, keep the sweet b in the background, keep white text. Red for important stuff. it's sweeter that way. Berg about: site update I agree Biggie, maybe what it is though, is we need a news button, that then has a pull down for all the new news stories. And you can free up the main page for other stuff, like the poster, or any major announcements, etc. Berg about: humid we can laugh at the crack ho that i gave .50 cents to last year. Apperntly she remembered my kindness and rang my door bell last night, because she need money for a bus to Rocky River so she could pick up her pay check. who the fuck rings someones door bell and asks them for money!!! Berg about: site update It'll take some getting used to but i like that you're a dork and learning flash. the only quam i have so far is the screen resolution setting. the current webpage is perfect, but the new one doesn't all fit on my screen when i have the favorites menu open. any chance you could set it back? i always get confused with that, so sorry, can't offer help, can just ask for it to be fixed. :) Berg about: Rome please tell me someone else is listening to Rome right now...log rolling, love IT! Berg about: humid i haven't wanted to work since about tuesday afternoon when we realized we'd be pulling overtime all week and weekend. now i want to shit, but kantz has been in there for like 10 minutes. hey kantz, get off the shitter! Berg about: Berg! why am i a goon? Aside from the obvious answer of being as fat as you Thews??? hehe. Berg about: musac ZIPpidy Do Da, ZIPpidy A, my oh, my how much easier it is to download 1 zip file than 12 tracks... Berg about: breaking news... D-rock you don't want to make 4 of the last 7 weekends in C-town??? Berg about: site update can you make it so the b is a link to the comments page no matter what? and just spinning if there's a new post? it's easy to always click there to get to the message board. Berg about: musac i'm pumped for the shatner album. get that up ASAP d-rock. i heard him on stern when i came out and it sounds great. i love this lemon jelly shit. yummy. Berg about: Dana and Joy Hey Bub, and anyone else from Verder...you remember Joy and Dana from the 2nd floor? Ever run into either of them in the 'burg? I'd love to go have a drink with those girls. Berg about: Oh my God! I can't look away Bub! Berg about: Danny V. So STD'05 is a camping event right? Berg about: std05 what KIND do you ask??? Berg about: std05 BOOOO on STD rules, i like 2 colors for the shirts so we can split into teams. oh well. i'll do whatever. i'm bringing brownies!!! that cool with the Czar??? Berg about: std05 booooooooooooooo Berg about: std05 I have a few ideas about std05. We should all get the same shirt, but have it made in 2 colors. I also think we should draft teams when we get there, and those are the teams for weekend. I really was a fan of the idea of doing a stanely cup-esque trophy where the winning team gets to put their team name, and team members on the trophy. and every time we do a "for fun" competition weeekend, we get to keep adding names to the cup. then we can track official W-L stats per individual...eventually leading to a hall of fame down the road at the bar wes and i open up that features our beer bottles, and the competition week trophy! Berg about: shirts The Berg will take an XL because he is fat. (but on a diet and workout schedule as of today) He also recommends Thews gets an XL too. hehehe. sorry Thewsy, but it's fun to have a new "fatty" to pick on. hehehe. Derek last year, you this year. Kantz always. if we all post shirts sizes under the topic of "shirts" it will make it easy for Wes to compile everything, just a thought. Berg about: musac so you totaly get what i'm saying. hehehehe. Berg about: Something for the Browns fans that's pretty funny...do you think they gave the little stuffed animal back to their daughter to sleep with after the dog was done? it looked like it cleaned off all its spunk...filthy steelers fans. Berg about: ARE nothing to worry about. I can't find the paper, but I got a memo from big Jimmy D when I was at the UDC still...apperently Kent Students over the last 5 years have been at about 5% over the national pass rate for every test, and I don't think even 1 test was below a 85% pass rate on the first try. We may hate most the sons of bitches that taught us, but they apperently did a good job. (if only they could have helped me with spelling. Berg about: musac Wes what's the name of that group I'm thinking of that sounds exactly like Common, not tribe, but the other one you gave me a while back...some freaky annoying song about televisions? they are cooler than common. maybe it'll grow on me. damn, what's that group. anyone? Berg about: musac i get it...Common, as in we have a very common, often heard sound and beat. Berg about: musac come here derek, i got some Berg jelly for you. Berg about: Beat the Streak For those of you doing the Beat the Streak thing, check out the current leaders...Sean Burns is at 29, and in 4th place for current streaks! Berg about: Hump Day Sex and Miranda July. Wes how and when did you discover this young talented female. The Link Berg about: Thanks I'd be careful there Abby, I've seen his "family heirlooms" a few too many times... Berg about: Potter and i'll be at the thearte making out with yer ladies! Berg about: salary/cost of living comparison wait, screw that, you guys probably make the same money as i do, which means you have to spend less and have more left over. my theory only works if i'm making $5,000 - $6,000 more than you guys. Berg about: salary/cost of living comparison Derek, by calling Cleveland the WORST, you're actually saying we have the highest standard of living...which by all purposes other than strictly getting drunk and eating food would mean we are the WINNERS, and it woudld mean if I took a job in your cities, i'd be taking a huge paycut. screw that shit. your $18,000 of loans are the same as mine, and since I get paid more money because cost of living is more, I get more money faster to pay off my loans. Berg about: Potter First let me catch up and say, I'm a very big potter fan and can't wait for the new book. But i plan on holding off on reading it until vacation in late august...though i might wind up making it read #2 in august cuz i'm so excited. Berg about: Bergs Gripe Okay, so I know that they test a lot of shit on animals, and medically speaking, i'm cool with it...as long as they don't appear to suffer too much, i think i can live with the fact that we kill some animals to see if drugs will work on us, or cure cancer, (you could even take it a step further and say by us killing them to preserve our life, we're actually helping preserve their, but I'll not go there for now)...but i just read that they tested Taser Guns on animals before they became public! That's just a little over the line i think. I mean, drugs, they probably don't know what is happening to them, except a shot, but can you imagine how frightened they must be when all of a sudden they are tasered! I don't know, for some reason this one just rubbed me the wrong way. Test it out on convicts or people that have life sentences. Berg about: keane what did you guys think of Keane? Berg about: good idea? Asian-style "squat pots" THAT MADE ME LAUGH A LOT. Berg about: chair warranty andy can you scan that, i'd love to see it. Berg about: wedding date? not not funny or just not funny? or funny haha, but not funny, funny? Berg about: F'N Yankees So, I love that everything the yanks do is news, but I love the NOTE at the bottom of this article. Was that the Babe sending them a sign from heaven? a sign from above Berg about: wedding date? sweet!!! abby i was laughing at the part that said, i'm planning ALL my weddings on Sunday. Berg about: wedding date? LOL Berg about: wedding date? haha, i was just typing up a post that said, did you guys figure out the reason jews do sunday weddings. :-) Berg about: wedding date? Bub and Abby you guys are doing a Jewish ceremony on Sunday? :-) I love Sunday weddings. I am so lucky, My sister is getting married the weekend inbetween your 2 weddings. Shewww. Thanks for your guys excellent planning. I'm very happy I won't have to skip my sister's wedding. Berg about: Marijke how about the time in Paris we went racing past notre dame and he goes, oh yeah, look real quick to your right, that's notre dame. Berg about: contact Marijke Sottani-Huegaerts: info@ksuflorence.net is all I have. She's on AOL with "marijkeksu" every now and then too. Berg about: sad news Dear Conrad and Charles The funeral will be held this Friday, July 1 at 10 am at the Cappella degli Artisti in the Basilica of SS Annunziata. After the service, which will be in English, Richard will be buried at the cemeteray of Trespiano - which is a little out of the center of Florence, on the via Bolognese. It's a very big and beautiful cemetery, overlooking the hills. No memorial service will be held in the US. Condolences can be send to either one of the following addresses: Robert Role 4513 Du Bois Brookfield, IL 60153 Ray Role Via Colle del Moro 53 Lucca 55065 Italy MarijkeBerg about: sad news I'll email this out when I get home so people can forward it on. But all my distribution lists are on my home pc. Date: Tue, 28 Jun 2005 15:18:58 +0200 From: Marijke Huegaerts Berg about: Keane?? Me too...7 and 11 are my fav tracks. It's good work music. although it's not loud enough to drown out kevin and colon all the time. Berg about: Keane?? no, actually, i didn't. i saw the ftp folder, and put it in there. sorry, i didn't read the instructions. can you move it, or do i need to redo it? Berg about: Keane?? bub - i put it in the ftp folder Berg about: sad news well they poached Marcello Fantone, who took over the operations 2 or 3 years ago, so I'm sure he'll be able to find someone, if not do it himself. The main problem I see is Fantone getting super pissed with KSU dragging their feet replacing Role, and being stingy on the doe. Bub - I'm going to try and send you a mpeg movie clip or Richard. We can put it up as a little Role tribute. it's soooo friggin funny too. Berg about: Dickey I had a blast with Dickey and his buds on Friday night in C-town! Glad to see he is back on the social circut. Berg about: Keane?? I have the CD. It rocks. I'll put it up on BDC if you want. Berg about: sad news I just recently learned of some very sad news. Richard Role passed away last week. He was found dead in his apartment of apparently natural causes. They are holding a funeral in Florence, July 1. Also, for those of you that may have had Shively, he passed away a few weeks ago as well. And since these things happen in 3, I also just heard that Ernesto Galvez has an inoperable brain tumor. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Richard was a great guy. It’s really sad. Berg about: survey Abby, just picture us in bed, i'm sure that'll help with your "liquid inspiration" thank god bub is gone for the day! :0 Berg about: wma asswipe, rip them in Media Player just change the preferences to record as mp3 Berg about: ugh i'm thinking of making the trip... Berg about: traffic lights A'ron, if I murder someone, but don't get caught, did I not do anything wrong? So if I go through a red light, and don't kill anyone or cause a traffic accident, I didn't do anything wrong? Why do people not like this red light traffic camera crap? DC just got rid of theirs, even though evidence actually pointed to them providing more safety. Here's what I remember from a 60 minute story a few months ago...Side Impact Crashes are 75% more deadly than rear impact crashes. When DC put in the lights, there was a 60% decrease in side impact crashes while there was a 20% increase in rear impact crashes. However, the total of crashes was on average still lower. But since more were rear impact, death rates from "traffic light running" was down drastically. I say you break a law, it doesn't matter if you get caught or not, you still broke it! Berg about: patriot act hey we have the patriot act. basically the feds and other agencies can eavesdrop wherever and whenever. it's viewed as too broad, too empowering, kind of limitless power right? i think it's been around for 3 or 4 years...can someone please google me the last misuse of this act against an innocent private citizen. because, according to most of your arguements, it should be once a week, and i can't find anything. Berg about: scary I do live in the city of cleveland. you've been at my house. :-) Berg about: scary I will say this though, i think this law gives a little too much power. I think taking land in the suburbs for development, which is what the case in conneticut or whatever sounds like, but it is neccessary in blighted areas. Berg about: scary I second that A'ron!!!! Although, I'm not being sarcastic. Berg about: scary it's the best thing on earth. Lakewood just missed out on a huge project that would have created millions of dollars for the city in taxes, added close to 150 housing units of all types, been a regional draw, increased density and addd to a better urban neighborhood where one could actually walk to the grocery store, the deli, and do casual shopping. 13 out of 100 families would not sell their land, even though they were being offered DOUBLE what it was worth. Those 13 people cost the city, the 77 people whose lives would have been greatly changed with the extra money they were going to get, and I'd estimate 300 jobs were not created due to them. That's why this law is good. Berg about: bye bye squeeky voice Sorry to hear the news Steelers fans. I always loved Cleveland's bye week because we got to listen to this jackass make a fool of himself on the radio! it didn't help that he was announcing for a bunch of cock suckers who only know what a football is after it hits them square in the face. (hehe, i'm getting pumped for NFL football already. figured i'd wryle a few of you up now that i got strom around to beat down the steelers fans) Cope is a LEGEND Berg about: more sensitive war wow, did my classical music knowledge erally kill all conversations? Berg about: more sensitive war opus number 3. it means it was the composer's third piece written. the four seasons is opus number 8 meaning it was vivaldi's 8th piece he wrote. I am acually listening to it right now. i'll burn you a copy if you want. or i can put the mp3's online at some point. Berg about: restaurant names actually that was last month's special. This month's special is a warm frothy Cleveland Steamer. Berg about: GOAT-BOY utah is working for WRL in Cleveland. I run into him about once every other month. Alan from Stauffer's studio is working there too. I figure it's only a matter of time before Buckle takes a real job too. And don't ask where he is. He's in Kent and doesn't return f'in phone calls. Although, now that his girl is back from italy, i might be able to find him. Berg about: restaurant names funny names for restaurants restaurant names Berg about: howard stern did you anyone else happen to listen to stern on the friday before father's day? it was soooooooo wrong, but a must read. Read the part titled "A LITTLE TOO MUCH INFO?" it's so funny. Stern Show: 06-17-05 Berg about: website a hit Bub, this is crazy! we had to have hit a record for number of posts in 1 day. we might have to have you log each day worth of postings. would that be hard? kind of like the stern home page. Berg about: strom in chicago bing who'd you go to chicago with?? Berg about: musac Carra to Panzini would be a great one to put up. I'll work on putting it together. Wes, I doubt everyone would want kenny ken and miranda july so you could just them at some point and that'll be soon enough. or you could mail them to me. that'd be fun to get a package in the mail. i get some every now and then, but not that often. it'd make my day all super cool. kinda like getting new porn in the mail, but a little less exciting. Berg about: musac 3 request... 1. can I get a copy of the Kenny Ken and Stevie Hyper-D CD, mine is missing.2. Can I get a copy of the Miranda July CD. 3. Brad Pauling, can you burn me some Why Store Cds. I'll be in C-bus July 4th weekend. I have wedding shit, but i'll try and stop by Monday. Biggie will you be around too? I figured you'll be at home??? also, have you guys ever heard of Kate Bush, (Wuthering Heights) wow, my ears are killing me!Berg about: butt sex Nol-D did you're boyfriend make you use a rubber??? I thought that was the magic part about butt sex. Last night our hot hot hot bartender with DDD boobies that are perky and nice told us if we use anal beads, make sure you get the ones in ASCENDING order of size. She said it's key. Berg about: musac actually someone beat me to it. i'm guessing nolde. Berg about: missing we have a few of them strom. about every other month culminating in the Competion Weekend where the Championship Belt is up for grabs. oh boy, we got a lot of catching you up to do. what's your email? i keep getting my emails back from your old hanna whatever account from like 3 years ago. Berg about: missing I just want to go on record and say that I am not "devil's advocate" Bing is in Ann Arbor heading up a division of recycling or something. I'll let him know he has been requested to beat me down on BDC. I like BDC, that's cool abby.Berg about: musac I thought you loved his fingertips for another reason! there's the line...look, i just jumped over it! Berg about: musac Bub it'll take an eternity for me to understand some of the music they like. I know it's gorillaz but Godzilla was used to draw up a similarity between the pain of watching a Japanesse movie dubbed in English and listening to that Album. I think ther was 1 or 2 songs i didn't skip 30 seconds into it. They actually made it to 60 seconds. I need to get the new coldplay up there if you guys are interested. Berg about: musac did you or anyone else ever?? Berg about: the tribe How 'bout them TRIBE!!! 9-0!!! Look out Bo Soxs we're on a roll. Wes you should take off a few hours and drive down for a game Mon, Tue, Wed. I'm going to try and hit them all up. Should be a great series now that our bats are working. You guys see Blake's catch Saturday night! It was awesome, climbing onto the tarp and then diving into the stand. Berg about: musac a'ron, biggie, andy you're on crack. i already deleted my mp3s of Godzilla strikes an hour of my life that i want back. Berg about: nerd alert I definately would have asked! It was a sign LJ! We talk about blind people and you see one. I've been looking on the streets for one, but haven't seen one yet. ugh...if you seem this person again, please ask! Berg about: thought for the day Andy you're a sick fuck. I'm still cringing as I type this. Berg about: thought for the day I have to say, I'm really intrigued with the question of what are blind peoples dreams like. Like seriously, what are they like! Berg about: holy hell Bub, anything I can do to help your virused up computer? Berg about: Celly-bling Thews, I wish you never said that was you posting. I enjoyed thinking that you had actually gotten Cristen to evolve into your speak. Berg about: today LJ just think, now you can throw a 12 kegger and start a riot! Congrats! Berg about: burps I had an awesome corned beef sandwhich for lunch, and everytime i burp, i get to taste lunch all over again. yummy! Berg about: msn healthiest cities haha, andy said "meat" and "pie" Berg about: my fucking car I just wanted to bitch to everyone that I fucked my God damn mother fucking clutch up up, a stupid fucking spring broke flew around and messed my entire piece of shit clutch kit up, whatever the fuck a clutch kit is, and now i owe close to $1,000 to fix the piece of shit. so much for loving my car that i only had to put $400 total into the first 4 year. Anyone want to buy some of my sperm. Berg about: Jacko NOT GUILTY! Unreal! How did he not get found guilty for supplying alcohol to a minor???? Berg about: Jacko I love the BBC! They are talking about how much weight Jacko lost, he's down about 2 stones since the trial started. Berg about: Jacko Bub, wanna go $5 on that? I'll take guilty. I think he's going away for 20 or so years. I think he's not guilty of actually banging them, but guilty of "messing around" and being "inappropriate" with them. I say the parents should get 1/2 as much time as he does. They are idiots! Berg about: Jacko anyone up for some betting???? Berg about: stupid football players You guys read this article about Antonio Gates? I love him. Stupid Ross Verba, T.O., J. Walker, and Rubeun Droughns (remind me, who is Rubeun Droughns again!) are such A-holes. The NFL needs more KSU grads. Where did Josh Cribbs sign? Kent State's Finest Berg about: golden locks since we all knew it was a member of N'sync, I thought it was quite comical and humorous of me to actually think of another person who actually fit the description. I was hoping someone was going to call out another one, like Ali Buccio, the chic that almost got me killed after a night at Mugs while you fools were too F'ed up to come rescue me from an almost certain beat-down that I somehow avoided. no offense was intended there. sorry dude. Berg about: server space Hey Bub, would we free up more room if we took down pictures from last year? Berg about: golden locks You saw JOSIE bartending! Berg about: the sun anyone else just think it's miserable outside besides me? I'm loving being inside in the AC eating my lunch. Is it almost fall yet...ughhhh Berg about: you guys ever read The Brushback? It's The Onion.Com of the sports world. You gotta check out the blurb on Shaq. This is a fun page. The Brushback Berg about: baseball i wasn't getting defensive. just adding to the "whaaah, our teams play in tough divisions" conversations. I like baseball this year. The league finally seems to have some parody, which I think is good in any sport. Wes - who are the Bucs???Berg about: baseball Bub - the 2 best records in the AL are held by the White Soxs and Twins. The Indians, while having a shitty record, are right behind them. The Indians have the 3rd best pitch staff (stat wise Wes) and #2 and #1 are the White Soxs and Twins. Berg about: musac i concur D-rok is smart. Bub, you'd have to set up another user on your ftp account and give it just permissions to that folder. Or, what we used to do, would be to set up an ftp folder for incoming stuff. that way everyone uploads into that folder, and it isn't displayed until you move it over to the ftp musac folder. this also allows you to control all the porn that I'm going to upload too. Berg about: movie help i think i found it. Poison Ivy with Michael J Fox. Berg about: movie help Hey, I'm trying to think of a movie. It's always on in the summer, it's a summer camp movie. It's the one with color wars, i think the camp is camp chikamunda or something, one of the kids has a crush on the hot nurse counselor so he rolls around in a patch of posion ivy, there's the scray camp maintenance guy that always has an axe, and they find him painting one day with it. i'm 99% sure it's not a stupid ernest goes to camp movie, does anyone else know what movie i'm talking about...it's like an early to mid-80s film i think Berg about: props hey can someone start work on a prop for us - we need 1 smelly ass stanky dried up old wash cloth to hang in the upstairs bathroom! Berg about: scenes Oh, oh, i just thought of another scene would should do, one weekend Brad will go to Columbus, i'll go to bed early, and then 3 other people can break into Brad's room by removing the molding, smoke opium laced pot, chase little blue people, then wake Berg up with a bowl in his face and stories of the little blue men chasing them around. Berg about: musac someone had to get him started... Berg about: google okay, so i must have typed in the wrong address. Sorry. use this link. Google Berg about: google Hey check out Google's home page today Google Berg about: scenes Wes, I have by far the greatest idea to date!!! You are going to love this, and we MUST do this. We need to somehow do a FLORENCE scene, but we need to do 2 very important scenes...1 - we need to walk from the carra to school so we can finally do the red dot bouncing to aphex twin bicuspus bubble over the footage. And 2 - we need to recreate one of the most pivital nights of all of our lives...the initial bar crawl, complete with naked running around pizza della republica!!! Berg about: Characters this is great! I'm pissed I missed otu on checking this earlier. But i'm in biggie's boat this week. Anywho...I'm all about Andy's idea that we crash the Goat Haus next year for Alumni weekend. We can even tell other Goat Haus alumni to join us. that'd be so sweet. I'm actually dating a girl that dated a guy who lived there. So i'm assuming it's Goat Haus karma. She didn't know about the secret room though! That's so cool. BFT - you're a funny man. Bub - Wes as Jesus - love it! Berg about: Dean Cain maybe you're right LJ, he doesn't really do me justice. Berg about: Goat Haus - the movie I'm thinking Dean Cain could play me. Check out this picture. He'd need to get back to this shape though. Little chubby so he can play me in my late college years. Superman Berg about: Goat Haus - the movie  Berg about: Goat Haus - the movie Largie did you mean gold house or Goat Haus movie? We should make a movie about the Goat Haus. I don't know it's purpose, but we should make it anyways. Maybe we'll have Larry's kid play a young version of Larry for the scene where he buys the house. Berg about: You should have peed before we left the house still doesn't beat my TURD that I left on the side of I-480. Berg about: Vacation, biatches Thews, you never did post the story of your cell phone. i've been waiting all week. Berg about: Beer making Franziskaner rules! I'd love to find it on tap somewhere. Does anyone have a bar for me to visit with them? First one's on me. I still need to get to B-lo for Erdinger. mmmm...i could use a beer right now. Berg about: being lazy Hey Bub, how about putting up an email link to you so I can just click on that to send you stuff rather than have to look you up all the time in my outlook contacts. [a href="mailto:egreenbe@kent.edu"]egreenbe@kent.edu[/a] that's the code, but obviously use <> instead of the []. Wow, I really am a big dork! Berg about: horsing around I thought this was a valid attempt at getting a discussion going. Did no one else find this funny? Berg about: horsing around I don't know what's funnier, the fact that this is going to a REAL US Court or the fact that they traced the lineage of the horse all the way back to Colonial Affair! Owner wants to name thoroughbred 'Sally Hemings' Berg about: first post of the week wow does it suck being at work today! This weekend was awesome. I hope all of you had as much fun as I did. Berg about: Chernobyl kids are super smart. screw the story, check out the page 3 advertisement! Berg about: Let Is that Ricky Henderson posing as Thews??? Berg about: Kenny Ken Hey, can someone burn me a copy of the Kenny Ken CD...mine seems to have disappeared. Whoever burns it, could you also find a sexy lady "french curve" stencil and put her on it like the original??? Man, i'm picky today. Berg about: music how's my raving - 1948...i so forgot about the techno version of bongo bong! Berg about: STD Wes, see if you can buy a keg of Erdinger and store it at your mom's bar, and then we'll have the sweet nector for STD! Berg about: ESPN What's the deal with ESPN.com. Everything you want to read is "in-sider" crap. Dammit, give me my free sports fix. Berg about: beat it and that is only because i'm in second place right now. Berg about: beat it Bub, I agree with doing the beat the streak for money or shots. Should we say $5 a person? Or everyone has to buy the winner a beer next time they seem them? Berg about: STD it could be a trophy like the stanley cup, where everyone on the winning team gets their name on it. And like the most hallowed hockey trophy, we could all take turns with it. Didn't someone take it to a movie with them once? Berg about: jeoPARTY Ken didn't even clean up in the biblical round. He got a few of them, but they all knew that shit. And the Jewish question wasn't easy. He got it, and I was suprised, but it wasn't something most Jews would be able to answer. But then again, maybe we're all just heathens. Berg about: jeoPARTY How money was Ken in the 1st round! I think he would have won yesterday had it not been a 3 day event. He would have pushed a little harder, but I think he's playing like a 3 day event, not just a 1 night show down. What are they doing Thur/ Friay? They should throw Alex in the mix, and have him face off against Ken. Berg about: STD sounds like somebody is scared of loosing the belt! Berg about: just for Berg "Because it is a public event, participants shouldn’t ask others for “assistance” but Queen says it is permissible to ask for “support” or “inspiration.” I love that! I think I'm booking a flight. Think they'll be hot chics there?Berg about: new beer i'm so jealous. i might skip out on my grandma's 85th birthday party / greenberg family reunion that i planned and drink at coles all night. wes - is it as good as i remember? my uber plans include a baseball game with fireworks, a cool party with 45 Greenbergs, softball, and sleeping. i'm sure i'll sneak in a cool 1/2 dozen jerks too. Berg about: std 05 Is Shed going to play at STD '05??? Why doesn't the Daimster ever chime in? And where did Hoffman disappear to? Hello, hello, you guys out there? Berg about: autoCAD command play games with your co-worker's PC. MTJIGSTRING let's you enter what the default text says when you type in mtext, or mt. (It's default is abc) Berg about: lake that's not the first time i've heard a girl say that! Berg about: lake BBC has a picture up abby missing lake picture Berg about: UFC - Wild Kingdom haha, Stern just reported on the Cambodian Midget story, said they had no weapons...and now they are spending like 5 minutes discussing the ins and outs of how the fight should go down and stuff. Berg about: side note Dickey we are going to see Star Wars at 9:15 in Valley View tonight, then out to Lakewood bars, or possibly a Cleveland one. we got tickets, so you'll need to Fandango your own if you want to go. Berg about: UFC - Wild Kingdom Bub, NO WAY JOSE! At least 100 "little people" to take down 1 lioness, and I say 100 are wounded and 80 are dead. Berg about: saying the wrong things and by "us" you mean your twins? Berg about: ligers wait, are you guys saying the midgets are unarmed? I don't care how many midgets you have, unarmed, they will always loose. I'm pretty sure 45 regular people unarmed couldn't kill a lion. How would you kill it? Berg about: saying the wrong things oh Bub, thank you so much. I feel slightly better. I was trying to be nice too, and say it looked hot! But it really explains that look on her face. Berg about: saying the wrong things I'm an idiot...i left out the important part of the story...I actually asked her if she got a nose ring!!! Ugh, i'm a jerk. Does anyone haev a similar story? I feel like such an ass, somebody make me feel better. Berg about: saying the wrong things So I was just telling Colon and Kantz about seeing our Thursday night bartender out last Friday night. And I said, oh yeah, I think she got a nose ring...to which colon replied, "Dude, you didn't say that, did you? That's not a nose ring, it's a wart you idiot!" Berg about: STD 05 Wes, your my new super hero Berg about: BORING Andy, I love it when you use "bending a biscut" Berg about: brick testament Aaron, by far the best website i have ever seen! wow, a.) they have too much time, b.) did you see they are censored with Nudity, Sexual Content, Language, and Cursing. Thank you for the many many laughs. Berg about: font oops, that was bigger than I thought it would be. Would you guys like Bub to set it to this font? Berg about: font Bank Gothic is cool. I'm a big fan of the Swiss721, but my favorite is Century Gothic. We are really big nerds. I'm glad Wes broke into the types of fonts, adding the sans serif remark. My old boss, Ruth, made me spend hours finding the righ font, and kerning. Berg about: font incase you were wondering, it looks like courier, and i think it sucks. but for us CAD users, it's better than "simplex." When is autodesk going to make arial the damn default. who on earth's computer can't handle a true type font? what's the deal with simplex! Berg about: font Bub, is this a new font too? Berg about: site update bub this is sweet. you've impressed me with your computer skills. not bad for a hill-billy from pennsyl-tucky. Andy, I would not recommend all 3D for larger buildings. Even the autodesk people we had in the office said it would be pretty crazy, and probably be more work than necessary. Your firm should really look into Revit if that's what they are looking to do. And you can use 3D features without having to do it all in 3D...(i.e. door schedules with ADT doors and not use ADT walls.) Berg about: cornholing in columbus i'm down wit dat large. also, i'll be in c-bus july 4th weekend for a wedding. Berg about: breakfast funny, but no. Berg about: breakfast and yes, it did spell it "colon" it was just funnier! Berg about: breakfast Bullie left his colon at my house. I was just letting him know that A.) he left it there, and B.) I plan on wearing it to see if the ladies will want me as much as they want him. Berg about: breakfast Kind of like hyundai and their horsepower claims? Did you hear Stern all morning going on and on about Hyundai? Bullie, I smell like you today... Berg about: Jay Bullie I just wanted to let everyone know that Wisconson has not changed Jay Bullie! He fell asleep on my couch within about an hour of getting there!!! Berg about: KOL plans for KOL? What are you guys doing before the show, what time is the show? If you want somewhere to get loaded before the show, my place is open to all. If you want somewhere to get super fucked up after the show, my place WILL be open, and i'm sure there will be a black man smoking on the porch looking for friends to bum smokes from. and I got some new design shit too, if anyone is interested. it's cool, and didn't cost too much. Berg about: KOL wes is that a whitcare/ colon throwback? that's awesome! Berg about: flipping out Well at least it's Bader, since he is the one that is least likely to flip out! Right after Jared that is! Berg about: odd collections So, have I ever told you guys that my Dad has a stamp collection and it's worth much more than my car. How did I get stuck with a philatelist Dad! Does anybody else have parents with weird collections? And Wes, your Dad's dirty mags don't count! Berg about: this weekend This is such a dumb idea! Call me crazy, but I love jerking off! And I've never NOT had enough time to do it. Even if it's a short session. Come on, are you guys saying if you really wanted to, you couldn't get it down to under a 3 minute process start to finish? I know I could. Shit, I'm going to go home and time how fast I can do it. I bet I can break 2 if I'm really into it. Long live masturbation! Death to orgasm triggers! Berg about: this weekend I have the hottest black person in the world sleeping in my house this weekend! How gay am I that this excites me! Berg about: clones Abby, I thought you had an orgasm everytime you heard my voice! Do we need to work on reconditioning you? Berg about: clones or if you perfer, you could take the Star Wars approach, and alter the genetic structure so the clone matures faster, like the Storm Troopers. I guess you'd still have to wait about 5 years, but you could have them spend those 5 years learning all about sex and ways to please you. Then when it seems like the clone is old enough for you, you can have your filthy way with them. Me - I perfer the approach I am going to take tonight...just go to a college party full of horny 2nd year architecture students that you taught 2 semesters ago! Berg about: clone gay/not gay Definately Gay, and questionably incest. Here's the BIG question though, what if you had yourself cloned, but in the opposite sex? Berg about: Check out this page Look at the pictures for Kevin, Colon and I. It's pretty funny Berg about: Throwdown in the B-Lo I can't neither confirm nor deny my actions from that night. I really don't remember trying to get in some girls pants...but I did sleep outside in the freezing weather, so maybe I was. Either way, I'm pretty sure I carded her first and she WAS legal! :-) Berg about: Throwdown in the B-Lo Don't worry, I'll leave her alone...but maybe she could bring some friends? Berg about: summer throw down 2005 I really hope we're playing kickball with a big red ball. and I hope Evan is playing catcher and tries to barrel me over again, cuz this time, I'm going to be packing on the pounds so i can lay him out! be'yaaaach! Berg about: boat My pool bar is way cooler. my seats actually come out of the floor, and there's always a hot girl behind it. even when i'm not on the boat, she's there. Berg about: Comp Weekend So do we just declare Aug 5 - 7? That way we can start figuring out where, and then we can argue the events. then we can do shirts and all sorts of shinanigans! Berg about: question of the day i love you guys. it is today acording to the jewish lunar calendar, and as bub pointed out it is holocaust rememberance day. that's some super sluth work there Bub. so today is 5-5-5...that's cool. i wish we had done something and celebrated 1-1-1, 2-2-2 and so forth as friends and taken a picture. that would have been cool. Berg about: question of the day I know...it's a question for you guys. Berg about: question of the day 26 Nissan 5765 - can any tell me what the importance of that is? Berg about: WES Congrats Wes! You've now beaten Dickey out of school. That in itself is worth alot, but even more importantly, I think you started the first 'string' with the title of your name. That's impressive. Hey, wanna go ride a motorcycle with me and my buddy K-2? Berg about: Polling come on aug. 5 - 7, lookin good. big money, big money, stop! Berg about: Polling bub, can u change my aug 21-23 to red? berg about: star wars have you guys watched the new trailer? I think i'm quiting my job so i can go stand in line tomorrow! it looks so friggin awesome! berg about: summer shinanigans do you see me hoppin from tree to tree acting all nimbly bimbly? Am I eating mice? Do you see me licking milk from a saucer? Berg about: summer shinanigans Bub, do you even sell liters of coke? berg about: hung-0ver my head hurts. i want to curl up in a ball and die. berg about: summer fun Memorial Day weekend happens to be my grandmother's 85th birthday and I've gotten every child, grandchild, sister and great-grandchild to come to Cleveland. So it's bad for me. Which means if we get to throw out July 4th cuz you have a wedding, we need to throw out Memorial Day because I have a family reunion. :-) What about we all get the flu on the same day and just call in sick? Then we can pick a non-3-day weekend and make it one since most of us will probably have stuff on the 3-day weekends. berg about: summer fun could the shire host these? i mean, they are on a friggin beach, right? i'll make the drive. berg about: you can take it off no, not your clothes abby, and not the ring either, and actually not you...but Bub, you can now take down the St. Baldrick's Day Link!!! Thanks to "Cookie Monster" I am now at $2,703!!! I've reached my goal. Thank you one and all, and let's plan on making it a yearly donation. I'll be asking again next March! berg about: Rome Anyone hear that 911 phone call in Chicago, where the woman calls the police to help seperate her 2 daughters (12 and 14 yrs. old) and the dude goes, "would you like us to send over some officers to shoot her?" that call is friggin hilarious! berg about: 2 things Andy, Kantz and I saw that article this morning...seriously, how can Buffalo be a Happy City? I would love to know what that study entailed. Poverty, is worse, snow is worse, rain is more, and sunlight is lower. How could that have not only beaten Cleveland and Pittsburgh, but been in the opposite category? I'm not saying we aren't a depressed city, or that it's a "happy place" to live, or that we are better, i'm just saying it makes no sense. and neither city can win a damn championship lately, they all seem to loose when they get there, so waht gives!!! berg about: shady old guy anyone else hook up in the library? I once got a BJ on the 11th floor! That was hot! berg about: brad pitt I hate Brad Pitt. He's now had sex with my top 2 women!! I hate you Brad. And if you even sleep with Nicole Kidman next, I'll kill myself, or invent a machine that allows me to be you! Now if I could just firgure out a way to sleep with Andie MacDowell I think I'd be okay. She's old, but sooooo hot! berg about: congrats when did leanne make fun of you for being a storm chaser? did i miss something? and Bub, have fun with all those weddings to attend, that you have to get hotels for, buy gifts for, take time off work for, travel for...it's a blast! I'm just kidding, it really is, especially when's there tons of good food that makes me fatter, and lots of good bubblies to wash it down with. Now, if you can attend all of those weddings within 1 year, you'll have tied my record of 9 last year! Can anyone else top that? berg about: holy crap 2 questions 1. How did he get his swimsuit on? 2. Did you see how he finishes!! That's just wrong. Come on, give the guy a cushion to hit at least. berg about: hello? i'm here, and still waiting for an answer to my IM. How do people in wheel chairs take off their pants when they use the bathroom. I just found some diagrams showing the various ways they use an ADA bathroom, and why it's so important. but it doesn't tell me if they take their pants off then do the maneuvering, or do they sit on the toilet with the pants on then take them off? How do they lift up though? this reminds me, the other day at a restaurant, I heard this guy taking an oddly loud, fast piss in the stall and saw there was a walker in there too...i think he was emptying his bag. that's so cool. i need a pee pal.berg about: WHOA where is the alien bong? Does Dickey still have one? Ahh...I miss the little guy. berg about: vh1 radio i'm so cool. i just listened to CONVOY (c.w. McCall) on VH1 Radio's "I love the 70s." 10-9 Big Ben, back off another 10 for the bears on the side, 10-4 brother joe. berg about: gettin pied later Thewsy - my brown eye and I send our love. We hope you violate us this weekend! BERG about: detwa I am so glad a'ron pointed that out. I was thinking the exact same thing. Actually I was thinking that AND the notion of all those people climbing over Dickey's bed to get to the bathroom, or possible any one of them wanting to go into the Kitchen to "hang-out." Dickey really should document that kitchen and bathroom before he moves out...that way, no matter where he ever lives, he can look at where he's come from and know that life could be worse. berg about: coldplay new single is out...pretty classic coldplay. berg about: my type of girl i think i found my girl... berg about: cowboy take me away... come on Voit...of course it can be done. Wait it has been done!!! A'ron, know any girls that look just like Thews that you may have boinked??? berg about: top 10 anyone catch the top 10 plays on ESPN yesterday or this morning? Doug Floutie baby!!! Yes he made it, and no it wasn't a gay top-10 list. Doug actually brings a baseball mit with him to baseball games, and caught a foul ball yesterday at the Sox/Yanks game. That's great! I'm not sure if he's a total loser or somehow uber-cool. How did I happen to see this at 11:45 am??? i suck too cuz I'm at home jerking off and enjoying the weather with car washing and cleaning up outside from new years. i love days off. only suckers work on fridays. berg about: cowboy take me away... I'd do her only if she was still prego. berg about: nose colon and i pick are nose at work all day. kantz doesn't seem to think it's kosher though. he shoots us with rubber bands. berg about: stupid commercials oh wait!!! I just remembered the BEST COMMERCIAL EVER! I'm sure everyone in the Cleveland area has seen the creepy Norton Furniture guy? He's got lousy 3rd rate equipement shooting horrible commercials and he's got a creepy face and voice, and excentuates it! I'm goign to try and record one and send it out to you guys. you have to see it. berg about: stupid commercials monkey's are great. and the kids = slaves is wonderful. i think everyone knows by now, i love commercials. except the new ones during indians games on the radio. have you heard these stupid giant eagle "no wait, what" commercials? they suck. berg about: cornhole hehe, sack berg about: stupid commercials and by the way...how creepy is that burger king guy! dude, i'd be scared if i was a little kid. berg about: stupid commercials andy, I would love it if you did that to me. honestly, i'm still LOL from your post. i hate to use "LOL" but had to use it cuz Thews did. It's stupid. I like a smiley face or a good, hehe, but LOL is gay. berg about: back to poop my afternoon poo should have come with a sign that said "slippery when wet" (i think i even grossed myself out with that comment, so I had to share it.) berg about: PICS AND STUFF wes - i'd be up for something, but don't know if i could do a whole week. seems that in the private sector, you don't get 4 weeks of vacation and 3 of sick! Bub, i hope you know I was goofing around. LJ and the rest of you - I could do an FTP site if I had a static IP address...that'll run me about $80 a month for my internet...if anyone wants to sponsor it, let me know. However, I am looking into alternative ways of providing it. Or I could set it up, and we could update my IP address every few weeks. I guess that might work. Bub, we'll try it out when you get back. And Bub, try and meet up with Gus if Donna can get a hold of him, he's super cool...and his sister is smokin hot!berg about: PICS AND STUFF i agree large. actually, people were talking about it to me last weekend and were like, why aren't you going with us??? Hmmm...what vacation are you talking about was my reply. WTF dude, I'd love to go visit Gus. Anyways, I think that is piss poor that the pictures wont' be up before you leave. But I guess it will be fun talking about the photos 1 month after the event. berg about: boring we are a lively bunch today. So, this weekend, a bunch of my friends were in town from Chicago...and my buddy's fiance, who's still relatively new to D.U.E goes, wow, and you sit here and wonder why you're single! I guess she didn't think me talking about jerking off at my buddies house after we got super stoned and watched The Girl Next Door last week was too funny. Nor did the person who was sleeping over in the bed I had slept over in! It was pretty funny, and I assured her not to worry, she'll get to know me better, and then she won't even realize I've said something that crossed the line. So, Wes, you jerk after The Girl Next Door too? Berg about: I need 5 friends... Okay, this is the last post regarding St. Baldrick's Day...I am $50 shy of reaching my goal...I have less than 1 week to still collect donations...are there 5 of you out there with $10 to spare? Don't forget it's a tax right-off for all of us making the big bucks!!! :-) berg about: memories not me Bullie, I didn't write it. berg about: memories wes - i thought the exact same thing berg about: the tribe 3 ding-dongs (HR) in the top of the 9th!!! Now at least 5 runs in the 11th...nice!!! I hate the friggin CWS berg about: memories hey wes, here's a fun one...kantz, colon and i were talking about college and their geography or history class with Burns...and it reminded me of our world geography class...remember that hot canadian chick, i think her name was Tiffany. Mmm. berg about: butt cleansing wait, i wss just reading the reviews still, did you mean there were eral 'testimonials' somewhere, or just the text below??? I can't find any links on that site to what peeople are saying as results. Berg about: butt cleansing The testimonials are good, but the best is some of the stuff below...here's some reasons we haev bad colon's...using the modern toilet without squatting, improper diet, insufficient exercise, stress, overeating and ignoring the "call of nature" causes most colon problems...but this is the best line of them all You'll be surprise when you see foods you haven't eaten for 2, 3 years come out of you! Berg about: butt cleansing Bub, Badre - I'm with you...I think I'm going to order a bottle this afternoon. I'm a little worried though about the consistency of what is going to come out. I might have to do it over a weekend at first and test it out. berg about: psycho downstairs lady I really think i've come up with the best solution so far. wes, just learn to like and take one for the Toner. berg about: psycho downstairs lady fat meghan!!! is that the one that used to visit with Noel all the time in 2nd year??? berg about: psycho downstairs lady invite Wes over, and have very loud GAY sex. I bet she never bothers you again. I'll take that beer in a can that says PBR. berg about: movies I watched the girl next door last weekend...now i was definately stoned when i watched, but it was a good movie. and it made me think, why can't they do that movie, and put in XXX porn sex scenes. They could still release it to the general public, but make a special editions where they add in REAL sex scene. Not corny XXX shit, but like good stuff that goes with the flow of the movie. I think me and every male on earth would buy it. and if the actresses and actors don't want to do it, you can find "sex doubles" taht look like them. berg about: i fling poo Thews, I agree with you. Nothing is gay unless it involves you and another dude(s). People need to discover their poop hole and just enjoy it. so, i think i might go for the annem, it doesn't seem as drastic. anyone want to do the deed? if thews did it for me, would that be gay? berg about: ghetto wes-i'll think about it. berg about: ghetto you not going on the 22nd either berg? lan and i will be c-town for the weekend. we should make love if you are around. maybe we can stay at yer place friday????? enjoy working all weekend. berg about: ghetto I was planning on just showing up in Detroit ala dickey style, but my boss thought it would be really cool if we worked all weekend, so I'll be sitting on my own chair rather than looking at Dickey's friends' chairs. berg about: i fling poo what's a colonic? can i get one at the store, or is that like a procedure. i might do the annema, it sounds funny. berg about: i fling poo So, today, I took the 4th MASSIVE shit in 2 days. I'm not talking runny, gross shit, I'm talking mega shit...the ones where you fill the bowls up. Now, I KNOW I didn't eat the amount of crap that has come out of me in the last 2 days, so I asked Kantz, and he and I seem to think we always here shit like there's tons of excess poo in your colon that just doesn't come out...he says an ennema will help clear shit out, and loose 5-10 pounds in the process...you guys know anything about that? Is it true, do we have excess stool in our colon? Is an ennema a cheap way to loose 5-10 pounds and clear out excess poop? Berg about: TONER Toner you're so hot, I want to rape you! Although, I doubt it'll be raped when you take your own pants off. berg about: dickey i was planning on going...then i realized i was FUCKING JEWISH and again, Passover ruined my plans. That holiday ruins my plans every fucking godforsaken shit-for-luck year! 3 spring breaks and now a trip to the ghetto. I might go up Friday night still, we'll see. Maybe I'll stay home and jerk wes off if they're going to be in town on Friday. BTW, who's getting married on the night of the Last Super? Jerks. berg about: leanne i bet you had resample checked at some point and doubled the pixels when you were resizing berg about: da pope so, I need to tell this funny story about our friend Colon...he's reading the headlines at work and reads this one to Kevin and I - "Pope has high fever due to a urinary infection" he looks at us and says, guess he forgot to go pee after sex! Let the pope jokes roll. (we are doing a Pope Death Watch pool at the office.) berg about: wes pictures I have to say that if you haven't checked out the commentary on the pictures lately, it's definately worth doing. It's a classic! LJ you get the gold star for getting the combo wes pictures going. berg about: Eye Patches anyone else keep thinking about kwolek as they read this? Berg about: a new high (or low) I agree with Abby...that crossed MY line. berg about: pittsburgh so what time are we all meeting at hi-tops tonight? berg about: nose digging nah, they'll just think you're canadian. berg about: pictures okay, here's the quick explanation...d-rok and bub are on the right track...first open photoshop. before opening a picture, in the 'history' tool bar, you'll see a tab for 'actions' click on that, then, look at the little arrow to the right, left click on that and select new action. create the new action in the current action set, and then you'll see it show up on the right hand side and the red record button and the stop button. now, once it is recording, open 1 typical file. edit-->image size--> drop the resolution (not too much at once, if it's at 300 and hit okay, then do it again with 250, then 200, then 150 this way the images will stay crisper.) once you've done all the steps, and do a save as, putting it in a different folder you can stop recording your macro. then you can do the batch file, and choose the action you just created, pick the input folder, pick the output folder and viola! berg about: furniture i'm pretty sure we did, or someone connected to Dickey did. berg about: pictures bub, if you are using photoshop, let me know, i'll tell you how to resized them all at once and keep the quality. goes for everyone else too. it's super easy. i'll be back in the afternoon, gotta go be DUE at the bris! berg about: this sucks i just got into work. i puked alot this morning. my head is still spinning and my stomach is queezy. i'm not drinking ever again! berg about: friday night is the plan to go to hi-tops again? This was a good place last year as it was very close by, big, and allowed for all of us to show up at random times. bub can you send me directions, or post directions to Derek's place and your place somewhere on the site. Berg about: Hangovers Bub, I liked the email, maybe I'll try it. (Although, I really like being really miserable and hungover the next day. At least I know I won't be climbing the Duomo with some random girl the next day, while my girlfriend's asleep in her bed!) Ah, memories, I digress...which somehow brings me to the topic...Hangovers. When I read that email, all I could think about was living in the Goat Haus and all of use taking the special hangover cure of Riped Fuel with Ephedrine. Wow, we were smart! Glad the FDA was on top of that. berg about: NCAAA great that helps alot. i'll send it to that email address without an @ but the one with the silent A. got it. berg about: NCAAA what is it? berg about: blink blink dammit blink! berg about: the calm before the drunk I'm looking forward to cornhole, no cigarettes, showing off my bald head, and thanking everyone there for their donation! (hint, hint, go donate if you haven't already!!!) berg about: Fatboy Slim gotta thank nolde for the new fatboy slim CD...anyone else hear it yet? Ya Baby is featured in track 12 - "the joker" berg about: strippers sweet...i'm gonna get me one! Berg about: strippers great stroy pittsburgh. way to ruin my plans for getting skanky, flat chested, black strippers on st. patty's day for pre-drinking entertainment. berg about: ncaa Just an FYI - Anyone going to be in Pittsburgh on the 20th can pay me then. berg about: shed I just want to thank Shed for making my friday morning excellent. (I want to go hump my bosses desk now.) And I wanted to say, you know, since Tony is back in town, maybe you guys should, I don't, play a little concert for us soon? berg about: the treaty i second that, what??? Biggie, did you accidentaly put crack instead of sugear in your coffee again? berg about: Favorite Quote not a good quote? The dude said to the people paying him millions of dollars to design a synagogue, listen bitches, you paid me to produce a building and that's what you'll get. Don't ask to have any input on the design, i'll give you the design, and you'll like it! That's awesome! How many times has something come back from VE and you wish you could be like, well tough, you want my building you gotta put that piece back in, i don't care if it cost you extra money. and a'ron it was a typo, Eric Mendelsohn. And i hope you guys know him - think Einstein Tower in Potsdam. berg about: gay v. not gay Wes, I left my disks from A'ron and Thews on top of the fireplace. If you are facing it, they'll be int he upper left hand corner of the mantle. they still there? berg about: Favorite Quote This is my favorite quote from Eric Mendelsoh it's from when he was getting feed back from the board of directors at Park Synagogue in Cleveland. Apparently they thought he should make a few changes..."Gentlemen, remember that the decision is not yours to make; you are the clients who pay for this, but not the designers! Good night." BERG about: crawl i'm pretty sure it's the same game you're talking about that are at pool halls? there are a few in c-town: dave and busters, and fox and the hound are national chains with it. berg about: case of the mondays you're a fucking moron. berg about: ncaa i'm going to do an online bracket thing. i'll send out an email early next week to everyone so you can join. it will be $5 or $10 a person, and you can pay me in Pittsburgh. berg about: obnoxious that was supposed to blink Berg about: WTF Here is the link: Beating Berg about: WTF What the Fuck. That's right, WTF is a new column I think I'm going to start that points out how assbackwards our friggin society is. So I just read online, that 2 13 year old kids got into a fight at school. Guess what the news calls that. A beating! They reported that a 13 year old boy was beaten at school! Dude, 2 kids fight, one wins, it's life. Now they say the loser has a concussion and the mother wants to sue the school system, and she went to the police to press charges against the other 13 year old because HE ONLY GOT a 2 day suspension! ARE YOU SERIOUS! I got into a fight in highschool once, hit the kid numerous times in the head, and got a 1 day IN-SCHOOL suspension. No police were called, the kids i fought got a 1/2 day suspension and no one even thought, maybe i should go to the doctor to see if my brain suffered any tramus! We as humans suck! bERG about: death and taxes Speaking of giving money...St. Baldrick's Day is almost here!!! berg about: poop but we love poop. it's smelly, it's fun to make and it comes in all different colors! sometime it's poop sometimes it's poop and when you are lucky and eating Prentice food all the time, it's poop. Today my poop was poop. berg about: question my stomach hurts so much today. cabbage, spicey spaghetti with possible bad sauce, sour dough pretzels, and a little lactose treat in the form of an icecream bar...yummy. spent 40 minutes in agony with cramps before it would come out. now i feel like ass, my ass is on fire, and kantz has to listen to me bitch about it. |
