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Thews about: footballs That smacks of The Last Boy Scout.   Thews about: footballs It's like he heard us...  Walker, not Texas Ranger Thews about: Maybe they're not really comparable...   Thews about: Kind of like how I was removed from the rooftop bar last weekend for being too awesome for choad-face bouncer to take. Goodell does not like to get shown up by his employees.    Thews about: footballs He'll always be a no-good rapist to me.   Thews about: But if it is only four, I can't wait to get another quality six sacks on his bitch ass in your stupid ketchup stadium.   Thews about: footballs It could be six, Rapelisberger, could still squeeze in some inappro penetrations on somebody, maybe even Goodell at their sit-down...   Thews about: Dude question Is anyone else joining me in B-lo this weekend to crush with Harolds? Anyone? Bueller?   Thews about: Green Ha-has Not only can he cartoon, but writes a rather humorous op-ed piece.  Dilbert Dude Thews about: funny Someone send to Thews for ha-has, por favor.   Thews about: KOL I think they're one album too late to be concerned about "selling-out"  Integrity?? Thews about: footballs If you wanna discuss KSU football awesomes there is a long list. But obviously I'm gay for Cribbs, he's the better "LeBron" story and classy. KSU AWESOME!! and GO BROWNS!! fuck LeBron, he can add me to his "disparaging comments" registry.    Thews about: more other news That's what makes '07 sting so bad. Any AL playoff teams would've mopped the floor with the Rockies. Fuck! Oh well, a little bird told me the Browns with a pinch of luck will win the AFC North this year, so I'm not sweating it.   Thews about: dickeys shenanigans How was Phantom, A-ron? Everything you thought it'd be and more???   Thews about: dickeys shenanigans Indeed. Hate depeche work, though.   Thews about: funny story This is not funny, but rather deadly serious. I'm turgid to see you dudes this weekend.   Thews about: more other news Just another bitch diva getting paid to much to be an asshole. I'm saving up my convo for this weekend, btw.   Thews about: work Some people are just dicks. Those people should be eradicated.   Get the fuck out of the Jake, then, dick. Thews about: Reporting Back What about costume we own like leather pants, speedos and belly shirts?!?! Don't those count??   Thews about: Reporting Back "INDY!! COVER YOUR HEART!!"   Thews about: I've got the itch No, not crabs... Footballs, I found this article amusing and the start of the season will be here quicker than you think.  Could I have some more, please?? Thews about: Reporting Back That's a good lookin' mini-dude! Nice job Mountains!!   Thews about: emails needed I'll can call him, if you'd like.   Thews about: emails needed E Bell = ebellempire@gmail.com Glen = Glenfin2001@yahoo.com 420 doesn't email, try him on his cell = 216-409-9476   Thews about: LeFucker Whatever you think about LeBron, this is fucking outlandish. When will this guy just be marginalized by the media for saying stupid shit?  Really, Rev., REALLY?!?!? Thews about: LeFucker I gues he's tarnished his image to a bunch of folks, at least the LeBron James Grandmother's Club.  Hatemail bag Thews about: gloating Here's Fox Sport's take.  Bitter much? Thews about: gloating Nice Pet Shop Boys reference.   Thews about: Simmons   Always spot on. Thews about: Also If there really is a Moose Knuckle, Manitoba, CAN, I'm going there!!   Thews about: gloating LeBron will be announcing that not only is he staying but he's bringing Chris Paul to the Cavs. The 1-2 punch to counter Wade/ Bosh, Kobe/ Gasol and those F-Faces from Beantown. I read Whitlock today.   Thews about: I left my heart in SF If any of you cats have vacation time to use and you wanna go to San Francisco or know anyone who would be interested in spending a week there, let me know. I'm trying to sell my timeshare week. Thnx.   Thews about: text messages Drunken Pool party on Sat, A-ron's shindig on Sun, lazy family day yesterday. You'll have to ask my wife for funny stories.   Thews about: time suck Thanks Wes. That was the perfect way to spend the last heif hour of Friday.   Thews about: hearthquake People in my pod felt it. I did not, as I am always bopping, bouncing and professionally gyrating to my awesome tunes. As a result, I missed out on a hearthquake, they don't come around too often in these parts.   Thews about: calling all mathletes An old co-worker forwarded it to me. A friend of her's was given it during an interview with the Cleve Clinic. I don't know if it has an answer or if it's some weird interview test. It stumped so many reputable mathletes that it's autenticity/ accuracy was brought into question.   Thews about: calling all mathletes What's next in the sequence? I don't have an answer, BTW. 300, 150, 500, 290, 860, 566??   Thews about: futbol Vulvazuelas??? Isn't that a different horn played by the female nether-regions??   Thews about: calling all mathletes At least it's some mental exercise... We could all use some from time to time.   Thews about: calling all mathletes My old boss @ BPA who is both a structural engineer and an architect with degrees from MIT and Yale couldn't figure it out either and some are starting to suspect an error in translation somewhere along the line. Again, my apologies I just thought some new eyes might help shed some light on said math riddle.   Thews about: calling all mathletes I've got nothing then. I'm sorry to be such a math dick tease.   Thews about: calling all mathletes I got it from a former co-worker who said it was a question on a Cleveland Clinic job interview that her friend took. No one can figure it out.   Thews about: calling all mathletes What's next in the sequence? I don't have an answer, BTW. 300, 150, 500, 290, 860, 566??    Thews about: Honey, you can't shorten Jones to Joey, Joni maybe, but that borders on chick-ish so my guess is to wait for the official nickname release from the Mountains. Jonesy may work, but that's not really shorter.   Thews about: holy crap balls Looks my dad wrote that article or something... It says so right at the bottom.   Thews about: my cents Abs, we miss you too! My boys are dashing and crazy. Cade is on the brink of letting loose an abridged dictionary of verbosity, but he can say DUCK and HOT, I'm trying to get him to say "Mom is Hot". He knows stuff, he can point out flowers and noses. He runs too fast for his own good and occasionally has a irrational meltdown, but on the whole is a good kid. Bites it all the time, rarely cries about it. Cam is just about ready to roll over and cracks numerous smiles, which is an upgrade from the non-emotional fussy-bus he used to be mere weeks ago. Cristen is enjoying full-time Mom-ness, somedays are better than others, but that goes for everyone not just Moms. She's back to her pre-prego fighting weight, so I hit on her as often as possible often to no avail. Check the House of Thews shutterfly site, or Cristen's facebook for pics. How are things with you and the Boy (I heard a rumor about his name, do others know??). How's the belly, ripe? Kisses, we'll see you soon...   Thews about: my cents I love how we all call a 28 year old athlete a kid. It's amazing how old we've gotten in actuality and mindset. I was asking a friend if he wanted to go see KoL at Blossom this summer and we decided it wouldn't be fun, cuz of tweeners with eyeliner and punk kids who don't know shit off Aha Shake. I thought "Tall White Lady" was some wierd sex thing that Latinos preferred, my head is always in the gutter.   Thews about: zzzz oh, sorry your phone is crap. and sorry to speculate about your uterus.   Thews about: zzzz Why might Laner have news? Laner are you knocked up? I bought tools yesterday. YAY pnuematic nailers and overalls!! And Caden says DUCK. I really need to start watching my potty-mouth. I also need a cigar this weekend, I wasn't able to partake in Chicago last weekend. Cyberhugs to the Toners. We'll need a kiddo comp week in the OBX in a few years. Fetching beers will be a great event for all.   Thews about: zzzz Communist math is different, indeed.   Thews about: now all our teams are done I've embraced Delonte's thuggery and celebrated his herpes. That being said, I don't see how anyone could bang him. I could easily see that news destroying a locker room at an inopportune time. That's why I'm not ruling it out. And the crazies, that doesn't help...   Thews about: Happy Anniversary There is plenty of opportunity for a "HFS!! Did LeBron just do that?!?" moment or 2 or 10 for the casual fan. Better than watching the Sox get swept by those shit-rotten Yanks.   Thews about: Happy Anniversary I'll do my best to not require a half-time cigar tonight. I wouldn't want you missing out on some necking on your anni!! ThewsKisses!   Thews about: Tribe commentator hates them FYI, I've never done half of the shit in that article. I get crazy, I get it. I don't poop on the sides of buildings, ever. You should be wary of throwing stones, Berg.   Thews about: boner jam Breakfast meat, why can I not love both in all the various forms?? Bacon preferance just into crispy, I'd say medium well. Pearl Jam - well certainly kudos to them for creative output. That being said, I could shit and puke into a bucket and it would sound cooler than "Wishlist" or "Bugs" or some other shit filler song. I hate when bands put some crap on an album to fill space. What's pisses me off more than anything was radio stations played Wishlist as a single. That's pretty much when I gave up on radio. Now I just listen to my friends to tell me what to like. I agree with A'ron mostly. When you put an album like Ten out, you should be afforded 2 decades of clout, however, it's a bitch to try and live up to it. I gave Backspacer a listen yesterday (a Wes recommendation) it was OK, I'll give it another spin soon, but to me, PJ will always be a first three albums band. I can't imagine them just tearing my brain open with another Ten anytime soon. It's almost a shame they didn't grow into their Opus. They are cooler than me, however, so... Thews rant is to be taken w/ grain of salt.   Thews about: good news this time Kudos, Large. You were due for a morale boost.   Thews about: NFL schedule I thought her claim to liking the Steelers was the Ben-Miami(OH)connection, he's out of the picture, but she's still going to root for them. Polamulu went to USC, she didn't go there... I see some shady lady logic at play here. We need to feed her a fruity drink or two and bend her allegiance to the good guys.    Thews about: NFL schedule He is guilty of buying under-age chics drinks. And I'm not in the NFL, Berg, so what if I get crazy, it's not documented on the interweb or anything. It's cool that we can all hate Ben now, he always struck me as kind of a douche. The Tusk better not do anything dumb and trade the No.7 pick for Ben. I may kill myself if that happens. Oh and BTW, what does Lindsay think about all this, A'ron, will she cuts ties, I would think as a lady she can't root for him anymore. Yes, no??   Thews about: charette time To will the earth to yield to your constructuction desires./ Because you can. Thanks for the B-day wishes! I am old, officially, as of today, don't tell anyone.   Thews about: Friday He was a total goofball last night on the Daily show. I'm A-list, she gave me 2 extra apple pies.   Thews about: Work Kudos on Homownership D. Well wishes for the interview large. LO, wow, just wow. I thinks Steve looks good doing most things, especially throwing digits and shouting Italian numerals or you know, skipping rope.   Thews about: music I love pounding bears at happy hour to Wolfmother!!   Thews about: Footballs You think he would have avoided any situation that could lead to a potential sexual assault claim after that other chic. Stupid is as stupid does I suppose.   Thews about: Footballs I'm hoping, not hopping, although I can do that too.   Thews about: Footballs They have interst in me as well at the QB position. I hopping to pick up some stuff from Jake and hopefully start the second half of the season into the playoffs. Please note, I'm neither soft, nor undersized, so it should be awesome.   Thews about: our own Michelle When your last wife was a porn star, all bets are off.   Thews about: Pics New pics of Cade and Cam are here. More to follow in the coming days.  House of Thews Thews about: Not Cam Here's something, I'm probably late on this but I saw Tosh's stand up set the other night on ComCentral. He is both offensive to others and hilarious. I know not other line of work where you can throw out totally insensitive points of view (that are often true) and get paid in the form of laughter and adulation. How cool...   Thews about: Cam Thanks all. My wife is way cooler than me. That's why she gets to nap now. I'm bored Pediatrics has my spawn and I'm done with the roulette of HGTV/Food/Travel channels. Anyone have anything cool to talk about?? Don't get me wrong I am enthused to talk about how awesome C can bake a kid, but aren't there fun bar crawls to be had that I could live vicariously... tear...   Thews about: Cam For anyone we missed yesterday in the bedlam of notification: we had a kid yesterday, about quarter to six pm. Cameron Hunter Matthews. 9lbs 9oz. 21.75" long. C and Cam are doing awesome. C had much more fun this time around, pushed maybe 20 minutes. She is an amazing wife and mother and leaves me in awe of her superhuman maternal powers!! Mad kudos to her!! Cam is a hoss and is just waiting to start stealing Cade's food and kick his ass some. Thanks for all the well wishes, keep your eyes peeled for some shutterfly pic in the coming days. Apparently he's already on the Facefuck but I don't know where. Hugs & kisses!!   Thews about: Thews 2.1 Yeah, stupid arriving at the hospital @ 6am. Boo. I could tell his name but, I'll keep you in suspence instead. I'll be in touch. Kisses!   Thews about: Thews 2.1 The Cadester was induced, some 30 hours worth.   Thews about: Thews 2.1 We head in Thurs am for induction.   Thews about: me = awesomer What did you do in Connecticut? Rhode Island? NH? I want itineraries dammit!   Thews about: We're fine, tired of waiting. Tired of being pregnant. Chronically lazy. Looking forward to spring and summer.   Thews about: Biggies Biggest Concern Ain't we a pair, Raggedy Man.   Thews about: Biggies Biggest Concern Target dates are for the birds. C's been late on both of the boys, she must have an awesome uterus!   Thews about: Biggies Biggest Concern Toner, you are so buff and sexy. Just thinking of you lifting stones and the injured get me hot! How is your lovely wifey these days??   Thews about: through = throw   Thews about: vent Obviously, the Thews clan is effed up as we love Zatarain's dirty rice we through some ground turkey in there and we have dinner. The red or black beans and rice are good too. Apparently our menu is not favored by the bdc online community.... tear...   Thews about: vent Seriously what's your beef (or chicken or oriental) w/ Ramen. The best is when you mix the chili flavor w/ picante beef. Although, I don't know if they still make the "picante" or "roast" flavors any more. We saw the high water mark of Ramen during our KSU tenure. It was always a bummer to wake up w/ a half bowl full of ramen on the floor. Either uneaten and cold or worse spilled on the carpet. Ah... the memories or lack thereof.   Thews about: Thews 2.1 I'm betting next week sometime, but that's my gut, which holds only beer, not progeny. C has no idea and has another appt on Mon.   Thews about: Holy Hockey US up 6-0 in the first, stupid Finland.   Thews about: o.m.g. When we had Cade there was snow on the ground, but not blizzardy conditions we also went in like Weds night and we didn't leave until Monday, so there could've been a small blizzard that I didn't even know about. That was almost a year ago, crazy deja vu repeat pregos. It throws me for loops. And Cade is almost 1 and drunk-running through the house. Just crazy. I hate when Boners die, unless they give their lives pleasuring others...   Thews about: Everyone snowed out today?? I should've been snowed out too...    Thews about: Little Man Mountain Or Little Mountain Man... He could wear flannel and wield an ax, you know at an appropriate age, not right outta the womb. Boys are great, girls are cool too I guess, I just wouldn't know how to deal with them. EG, I have no qualms telling Cade to walk it off after he bites it drunk-running around the house. I have no idea how i would console a little girl. I never been all that good w/ the ladies... C gets to work from home the next coupla days, then not at all for awhile.... The perks of ineffective protected sex...   Thews about: I like Beavers. I don't like Luger dying. I do like to rock out to Back in Black, Silent Alarm, Helmet - Meantime, a good 80's shuffle, QOTSA - Songs for the Deaf, Boston, Outkast selections or a high-lighted Chronic.   Thews about: question John Mayer said some pretty crazy shit in that interview. I'm looking forward to sexual anything, sexual cap gun, sexual whipper-snapper, whatever. Alas I still have a 2 month dry spell staring me in the face. Kids... This has nothing to do w/ sex, unfortunately. My question is for Laner, where do you Olympic loyalties lie these days are you still a Canuck at heart or have you switched to the dark side? Or are you happy with either's success. I was just curious.    Thews about: cheese I am pro-lodge. Among other things...   Thews about: cheese I enjoy cheese quite a bit. I also enjoy thinking of the OBX. That might have been the most awesome vacation ever. I miss there. And you guys, as you were integral to the awesome.   Thews about: A favor Sure, or you could just call me and say hello. I am a tech retard so anyway works, it will only take a couple of minutes, I don't have very many friends.   Thews about: A favor My phone died and I got a new one on Friday, my SIM card didn't do it's job and transferred all of zero numbers, at your earliest convenience would you email me you digits to bigthews@hotmail.com Thanks. The online Jeopardy! test was a bitch, I doubt I'll be on TV anytime soon.    Thews about: bengals I would cruise around in a '97 mint green saturn. That car pulled some mad game for me!   Thews about: zzzzzz A little interest op-ed pice lives on the rant page on the subject of BO v. Jobs.   Thews about: Jeopardy! Hey if you think you're smart you can take the online jeopardy test tonight @ 8. I will be taking it. I also got the final jeopardy question right last Thursday w/ out even needing the clue. Any of you cats ever pull that rabbit out your hat before?? Didn't think so...   Thews about: Pantuso Twins March 1 for the newbie. 5 weeks...    Thews about: Pantuso Twins Those are some good looking kids, kudos!! Who is the older sibling?   Thews about: almost Pantuso baby time Wes, don't you think my kids are going to turn out that way, whether you watch them or not...   Thews about: xbox debate Or you could give me a budget, and I'll outfit you based on your needs and desires. The HD is upgradeable, you can buy an Xbox HD separately. The one I have plugs into the side of the box, with a unique fitting. I think the programming looks there first for info. I dunno if you can use any old HD, that would be awesome though, it's all Microsoft and USB ports, maybe you can. I bet some techie forum could answer you pretty quick. Just buy the machine and start getting 12 yr old video gay w/ us. You can Facebook and other stuff on it too...   Thews about: xbox debate This site is pretty sweet, I always check the reviews on here before I pick up a game, but they have geeky advice and stuff for set-up too. This is the Xbox faq.  Gamespot Thews about: xbox debate I have the old white xbox, but it depends on what hard-drive you want. I have 12 gigs on mine, but I don't have music or pics on it. You can download games onto it also, so you may want more room, 12g was the big one for awhile, now the offer like an 80g. My bro-in-law downloads entire games onto his hard drive, instead of getting the CD, I think that's a retarded waste of space, but whatevs. I have had no capacity issue w/ my 12g thus far. Black is cooler, but whatevs, you can get all sort of fancy "skins" if you don't like white. I would get a combo pack with the most accesories that you'll use. Controllers, etc. aren't cheap, the wireless dongle will run you $80 or so. I'd also recommend the plug and play adaptor so you're not going through AA batteries L,R & C. Get a headset if you want to be verbally gay w/ Wesley and I. Mine came w/ a cheap one but they have wireless ones if you're hardcore and gayer.   Thews about: Kinda Working I wrote a hand-penned TY note. NO TO EMAIL. Email is for off color jokes and emoticons, not please employ me. Glad to hear you're taking your employment @ KSU seriously, sounds like a structures exam or something...   Thews about: more random stuff Toner makes my top 5 sexy slab of man list. And Berg, well, he has an interview at my office this afternoon, people should send positive vibes to him after 4. Then to me for the rest of his tenure if he gets hired :-0   Thews about: More random stuff The Hen has a penchant for that, In an Aeroplane Over the Sea is absolutely fabulous, I could never get into On Avery Island, though. He should cruise this site more often, since he is not actively pursuing employment...   Thews about: More random stuff There were some decent cuts of Weekend in the City, you should avoid their real shitty 3rd album, Intimacy, I think the best part of that album is the cover.   Thews about: More random stuff I left Wes a voice message on Xbox last night. A'ron you should get one. Cheaper than minutes!! I'm also a gay 12 yr-old. The Mars Volta - deloused in the Comatorium makes my list.   Thews about: More random stuff Aquemini = touche. I was listing my favorites or my Top. Most important could be different, again, I don't get high and listen to music like I used to...   Thews about: More random stuff There were some good picks on there. That MMJ album is a good one. I would think Gimme Fiction is preffered over Moonlight as well as Aquemini over Stankonia. I guess my picks basically are based on the albums I listened to most, obviously those are the best. I appreciate a challenging listen, but I prefer something that I don't need to listen to 100 times to "understand". What's better Aha Shake or Because of the Times? That one would be on there...   Thews about: More random stuff Were we ever going to discuss and all decade album list? Here's my first nomination Bloc Party - Silent Alarm. And second QOTSA - Songs for the Deaf. Any takers on Banter?   Thews about: museums Hey Munson, your rent's due!!   Thews about: That would should be combined with not, either in it's full or contracted form (n't)   Thews about: Cribbs I would talk unless it was 2 first rounders, minimum.   Thews about: St. Patty But Andy, a woodcock could existing deep within Sady's Big beaver in beaver county...   Thews about: weddings With the arrival of #2 pending mere weeks before, the Thews clan will be relegated to the couch for St. P's, maybe next year or the year after we will be back on board, full bore....   Thews about: bdc fun ultrasounds remind me of Tool videos, part space alien, part medical/science craziness...   Thews about: bdc fun Does that include Rant postings??   Thews about: Nissassa Voit, are you on Xbox Live? If you are give me your gamer tag and we'll be friends.    Thews about: Nissassa's Creed I spent a healthy portion of my day playing it. Spent all day in my PJ's. Just took a break for the Browns and to placate my wife then had a binge when I should've been sleeping. I can't wait to conspiracy theorize w/ you Wes, it's crazy. And awesome.   Thews about: Baby Berg Cool, there was one in the sampler and I got a few more in my stocking. How did you not smoke it, but tried it? Are you leaving words/ thoughts out of your posts D?   Thews about: other babies Male Offspring #2 is due 3-1-10.    Thews about: Baby Berg I was stalking my wife whilst she facebooked... Congrats. Is that Shai as in "mmmmmmmmmm Shai-Hulud" the sandworm of Arakis? Does he respond to thumpers? Would anyone want to face the Browns in week 18? Any takers out there? Didn't think so. Way to finish strong on a meaning less season. I guess we all know who unleashed the proper "Hell". Anyhoo, I'm addicted to the new Assassin's creed. Who wouldn't like running around Florence and jumping off the top the Duomo. And it's got the crazy Lost/ da Vinci Code/ conspiracy theory aspect for kicks. If you own an Xbox, you should acquire it pronto or ask to borrow my copy when I'm finished. When's Brunt popping out her twins, it's gotta be pretty soon, no? Then Thews Progeny part II? Crazy wave of kids... Hope everyone had a good new Years, I missed you fools. Wes, I smoked some of my Acid sampler, have you ever had a Nasty? It looks like a spliff... TaTa   Thews about: football I think Whitlock was trying to link pay w/ team performance, which I think would be cool, but not all that cool. You should email him and get the full breakdown of his theory, then we could pick it apart ad neaseum... Abs, I honestly think Cribbs likes Cleveland, this is not a breakout year, he's been doing this for years, he just happens to be a glaring awesome spot on a pretty bad team.   Thews about: football I = It. I am sorta great already, much owed to capitalism.   Thews about: football I would be great if you could tie performance to earnings, it's simply capitalism at it's best. That aside I wish sports were so pure that the athletes would compete at their highest level just for the love of the game. I think Cribbs has done a damn good job of that. This year in particular. He brings it every time, on a sub-par team for less than he should probably be earning. I would be afraid that if earnings were tied to wins that you would lose much of the plurality that makes the NFL great. It would also be rather tough to motivate a millionaire with more millions, when you get to that level of athleticism you should be doing what you do because you love the game, your team, and you want to be the mmmawesomest ever... That's my rambly take...   Thews about: Blah Will you guys tell me all about your planned benders so I can live vicariously through others fun?? I'm staying in tonight and kick some ass in Euchre or something...   Thews about: football FYI, it would not eliminate the Browns...   Thews about: holidays I'm stalking. I'm here thru NYE, maybe I'll get to duck out a smidge early on NYE, but since I have no plans, NBD... Here's something for discussion. So everyone's all up in arms about the Colts coach benching starters against the Jets, I can see both sides, but what about this strategy: Don't start your starters then bring them only if the team is behind by 2 or more possession in the 4th. That way they get to "practice" an in-game comeback with reducing the injury potential. I think personally I'd chase history, mostly because I think that's what the players would want... Thoughts on perfection vs. playoff hopes. Just some bored talk, ignore if you have work to do ;-) Kisses, nonetheless.   Thews about: holidays Oh, the drinking... Happy, happy all. Love from the Thewses.   Thews about: I miss 3V That game rules. The best was licensed to kill, drinking style. You had just enough time to take a strong pull from your 40 of Mickey's Ice before avenging your own death. I was the Baron, always... What a great point in my life...   Thews about: browns I also heard a rumor that Zorn might be joining the Browns in some capacity cuz of his relationship w/ the Walrus, I didn't care for that news...   Thews about: browns I'm just nervous that everyone Mangina has brought in will be outted and we have wasted another year rebuilding, selecting a coach, redifining our "image". I know we suck where we're at now, but I don't want to have do this season again next year. Is that legitimate or do I proceed forward w/ reckless drunken abandon about how the Browns are going to the Superbowl in '10??   Thews about: I Had a Deram I would marry that house. It's that cool. Abs I don't know where the kiddos were but they weren't w/ us in the dream, thanks for the offer though. ;) Hopefully we can take you up on it sooner than later, but realistically it's prob a 3 year minimum before we roll to the beach w/ the kiddies.   Thews about: I Had a Deram So last night I had this dream which was a bit cool but mostly not. Abby picked up the wife and I and we proceeded down to the OBX, that part was awesome. Then a couple hours into the trek I realized I didn't pack anything, all I had was the clothes on my back. I started to freak out, but I probably didn't need to. What would you guys do if that was a real situation not a dream? Would you be alright for a week in the same clothes? I guess you could buy a swim suit and be mostly ok at the OBX. It was weird and made me want a vacation with you guys, not family... Kisses.   Thews about: Friday Funny That's fucked up. At least granny knows how to party...   Thews about: more funny stuff I thought he went right from swim practice to sax practice, no time to change in the busy life of the student athlete. He'll probably have a hearty laugh about it in the StuCo meeting next morning. "I had to get my picture taken w/ Santa last night and I came right from practice...." Guffaw, guffaw!!   Thews about: more funny stuff People should go get their pic taken w/ sax kid, instead of Claus.   Thews about: mushy I get that too. I have no hormonal excuse, however. I guess I'm just a gay-bo.   Thews about: shutterfly It's not very recent but play around all you like...  http://houseofthews.shutterfly.com/ Thews about: aural pleasures I'm also waiting for A'ron or Berg to voice their dissent on the Gaga snub...   Thews about: aural pleasures Wesley, Your opinion on things musical is one of the highlights of my holiday season. That and mass consumption of hooch.   Thews about: Optical pleasures This is the best thing to come out of the Tiger uproar.  Toe Much Rachel?? Thews about: New Event Good thing he's on Team Ohio.   Thews about: New Event Kid Competition Weekend. Crawl races, eating contests. We're too old and we can delegate the actual competition to the youngins, whilst we drink. Obviously, team Ohio Kid would win since we only have a couple of out of state fetusi to compete with as of now. Why don't you other couples work on that - it's fun if you actually get to practice...   Thews about: lots Cade is also busting out his first tooth, no more gummers...   Thews about: Turkeys That's straight out of A Christmas Story... What a hoot.   Thews about: Stuff I can't view video at work, so I am witholding Congrats until I know what's being talked about. I hope Cade and his brother will have another friend, unless you guys are due for a new house or a drunken gathering in July. ;-)   Thews about: Happy B-day, A. You are old. When are you going to have us all over to your new place so we can drive L crazy with potential drunken destruction?? Any pics to share at least??   Thews about: nice. It's certainly criminal. I don't understand why fat peeps think they would look good in skinny stripper outfits. 90% of the time skinny strippers don't look good in them.   Thews about: stump You like MUSCLES?   Thews about: stump Do you have spots for your future XBox360 and secret paraphenilia down there too?? I hid my box in with my tools...   Thews about: B-days Platonic wet kisses from Thews. Bub your spanish is pretty good, was that courtesy of Google wave translator?   Thews about: Another Bruiser Elliot Patrick Meng, 6lbs, 8oz. 19" I'm sure genghis will be thrown around as a nickname...   Thews about: lights on I'd have to get up at six to get my drunk on.... Speaking of football and how it drives me to drink, Welcome to day one of the bye week...  Is Kosar a shoe-in?? Thews about: structures What she said, remember basic moment and shear diagrams, and like l/240. And re-entrant corners relative to seismic. You will not need to use calculus. And that great MJ "mix" you wanted a copy of, it's called "Thriller", I'll happily burn it for you or put it on your iPod or whatever you want, I also have a crappy tap of yours. Come over some sunday and watch the bad footballs on the new TV, watch my kid crawl around bring my Dune book back, trade porn or whatevs.   Thews about: It was a very sober, cordial run-in, unfortunately. We had some laughs, Steve is always good for some laughs. He made my crummy day better, so I hope I could reciprocate. I did get his biz card, so now I can call him and breathe heavy. He'll never know it's me. Caden is cute, he is going to be a dragon for the All-Hollow's Eve. The other kid is going as a fetus, it's pretty scary looking, I've seen the ultra-sounds. Other than that things are well. My wife and I are tired of pregnant, I'm sure you'll be getting there soon, if you haven't already. Kisses.   Thews about: Run-in I ran into one Stephen Pantuso on my lunch break. Being downtown is crazy. There's alot of other people that I don't know, too.   Thews about: Associates Well, good luck w/ your campaign, I'll stop easedropping on the hot ME who I thought you were talking to.   Thews about: Associates Andrew Lee, do you consult w/ a Mechanical engineer in Cleveland w/ Westlake Reed Leskosky? I swear this chic that is the next cube over asked to talk to an Andy English. If it's not you there is someone out there using your name. Has your identity been thieved??   Thews about: my other football rant OctoMom is way better, Berg... You could get lip injections!!   Thews about: Autumn I guess I'll leave my opinions and moreover my opinions on humor to myself you damn stuffed-shirts!!   Thews about: Autumn Way to be a downer Berg. If you can't read a couple of obscenity-ladden paragraphs about gourds in between chortles and smile at the end, well I guess I feel sad for you. I can't youtube at the new office, so I can't comment on the funniness or lack of, but I'm betting you're wrong and it actually is rather funny.   Thews about: Autumn   Fall Bellylaughs. You're welcome. Thews about: Also this weekend... I get a text from Wes on Saturday night @ 9. "Just thinking of you. I'm at a gay bar." I don't go to gay bars, but I'm glad that people think of me when they go to gay bars.   Thews about: browns So they can get carted off the field like those Bills did, suckas...   Thews about: Got Twins? So, were having another boy! And he's big so they revised the due date to 3.1.10. So, now we truly have Irish twins and 18 years of consolidated birthday parties to make them hate us. How's that for inflammatory, they'll be pissed...   Thews about: music A box set you say? Will it have rarities and B-sides from their little known psychedelic phase?   Thews about: HEN I think it says more that the Browns are collectively driving us to drink to extremes. I would at a minimum gotten a DUI had I attempted to pilot any vehicle home after the Vikes loss. Cristen was unimpressed when I peeled myself off the floor at 4am. I hate you Browns!! HEN and I will pursue some counseling upon his return home.   Thews about: HEN Got a DUI while driving Dro's car around in Denver at 4am on a Sunday night. Mybe it will force him to get his shit together. I guess it's better than a DUI in Ohio, but it means he'll have to return to Denver for court. Just what every unemployed guy needs... an extra trip to denver for fines and potential jail time. At least he won't need to ask for time off to do it... Idiot.   Thews about: Footballs What team wants me as a fan? My team is atrocious, way to go Mangini. Even the Lions won for chrissakes. I woke up to text this AM saying the HEN was in jail in Denver, good stuff.   Thews about: Musica Silly Prego-Wife, I can't trust anything that comes out of her mouth these days...   Thews about: Musica Anyone have a review on the new Spoon album. My wife said it's out, but she is also currently freebasing hormones, sooo....   Thews about: Bears In Pools, not footballs related.  Take a Dip, Bear! Thews about: awesome Look, I'm seceeding if everytime I get neked I have a line of you guys waiting to mouthify me, except Cristen, that would be awesome.   Thews about: Got Twins? Thanks for the well wishes, we'll need them. Just like the last go 'round, not the intent, but pleased w/ the results.   Thews about: Got Twins? I'm trying to get laid, but not winning the family competition by any means.   Thews about: Got Twins? But yes, Cristen is due 3-14-10. Can't get enough...   Thews about: Got Twins? I'm serious as cancer when I say that rhythym is a dancer.   Thews about: Got Twins? Irish twins, that is. Caden's sibling will be arriving one week after his first B-day. I expect some kind of commentary of any kind tomorrow. Today's was pretty weak.   Thews about: footballs Whatevs, he's a back-up QB, I'm stocked up on backs and WR's, don't be jealous.   Thews about: footballs That was an autodraft...|   Thews about: footballs Most of your players will be bad, especially when they face off against my awesomes.   Thews about: gangstagrass you guys are free music sluts. anyone have plans for l-day?   Thews about: FYI A bunch of you probably got an email to this extent as well, but... I've taken a new position w/ WRL in dahntahn C-town. I don't know what this holds for my bdc future but I refuse to be a stranger to you cats. Kisses!   Thews about: Here TO=poop=Bills   Thews about: Pantuso Twins! Holy crap, that's rad!   Thews about: Kisses! Congrats on homownership and impending nuptials. Stress is always easier in bunches, it's what I do...   Thews about: knee brace what's FMX? Fancy motocross, for the dainty?    Thews about: Aaron I had fun at your wedding. I liked dancing and hangin w/ your Dad. No iphone apps for that.   Thews about: iphones Thess apps seems cool, but I haven't tried em yet.  iPot & Trapster Thews about: Withdrawl Anyone do anything worth discussing on their non-wedding weekend? I danced w/ my Mom-in-law to Rick James if that exemplifies my withdrawl enough....   Thews about: Post-Wedding withdrawl FYI, I have not been able to put down Rick James, George Michael, MJ, and the Bee Gees since the end of my back-to-back-to-back wedding run of July. I also now own 2 Fedoras, you will see them at Biggie's Bach-Party, there better be some dancing. Maybe I can fit some dancin' in at Frosty's around 3pm, wasted. Humpty Dance anyone...   Thews about: Toners 140 Avalon Drive, Snyder, NY 14226   Thews about: footballs My favorite Rapist's jersey is Toner. He is also a damn good haiku poet.   Thews about: footballs Bub, will you buy a RAPElisberger jersy??||   Thews about: creeeeaaaakk... Everyone was SOOOOOOOOOO awesome this weekend that it makes my heart want to burst w/ joy. Thanks for being such incredible people and friends. Hi fives all around. Thanks to Berg for not having to poop 4+ times on the way home. Thanks to the Toners for a sweet shindig and level campsite. Gold star to Bad Andy for making me want to give him hugs and shots, rather than punches. Thanks to Bub for sweet photo boothing. Thanks to mother nature for keeping the rain at bay. You guys rule.   Thews about: brr!!! Berg, I'm going to make it rain on you whilst you floss your man-forrest ass w/ your sexy skivies and booty shake, then I'll smck you upside the head w/ my louis vitton bag, fag...   Thews about: rebellion how do you close you wallet w/ 100 bills (assuming he had 100 thousand dollar bills)? I bet he had a murse on that night, fag...   Thews about: rodebaughs PSYCHE!!!   Thews about: rodebaughs I did not have fun. You guys are jerks. Dancing is a waste of time.   Thews about: baby name That is rough, which is coincidentally how I like my Gays...   Thews about: What I HATE the fuckin' interweb!!!! Stupid cyber-socializing!! LOATHE!   Thews about: What's up... with this page??   Thews about: Wedding Thewses & Mengs are in a room. I am willing to share my welcome goodies if they are no good...   Thews about: oh my Maybe people should've been smarter with their money. Don't get me wrong the guy's a crook, but there are plenty of suckas out there too. I'm against both, especially when I need to bail out suckas. However, I do like to roll Maya against suckas...   Thews about: hey friends What do you want from me. Mondays suck. I saw your wife this weekend, that was cool, other than that I did crap around the house. Kudos to the Paulings!! Now the real fun begins!!   Thews about: mj Or you could try to tie my 15/15. And he has (2) Prince Michaels for sons, one he calls Blanket, cuz you know, he was wierd, but I think Cathryn and I could share righteousness...  here... Thews about: Martin Scorsese directed BAD. I was surprised. This is where I'm getting my trivia, FYI  Jeopardy Clues, awesome site.... Thews about: Macauly Culkin is godfather to Prince Michael. Any guess on director of the video?....   Thews about: MJ Trivia Who directed MJ's Bad video??   Thews about: MJ Trivia How 'bout this who is godfather to MJ's son Prince Michael?    Thews about: Here's some MJ trivia for you -- Who played the ear blistering guitar solo on Beat It??   Thews about: pop I'm listening to Thriller, duh...   Thews about: Some Funny Stuff from my work girlfriend... I don't think I've posted apolitical funny stuff in a long time. Too long...  Thoughts on vehicles... Thews about: Are you f PETA is constantly cutting off their noses to spite their faces. Don't get me started on them, I'll end up on the rant boards typing a 2 hour diatribe.    Thews about: bored Yeah, even if Toner shows up (which is doubtful), you'll still probably have an extra heif-hour on him. Kudos, dude.   Thews about: bored I'm shooting for noon-er. You guys probably have a quicker trip that I, but you are a little more south. I bet it's comparable.   Thews about: bored I'm looking forward to another crush-fest on Saturday. That isn't boring...   Thews about: Drunk DeVito This is cool, why can't I get drunk on the set of my TV show and offend those just waking up...  Jealous... Thews about: pens If Scud touches the puck in the crease is that an automatic goal or a penalty shot? I assume only the goalie can touch a puck in the crease, no?   Thews about: time suck!! Yeah, they gave me the suit with AC for junk. Whatevs, I figured I'd rather have a hole in the suit than a hole in the 'chute. My dong hid in terror... Scared turtle, no doubt...   Thews about: time suck!! It was just an absolutely crazy rush. You should try it.   Thews about: time suck!! I have pics to waste your Munday away. Some Pics of the Cade-man from throughout April and May and pics from me jumping out of a plane on Saturday. They will be here shortly. Feel free to peruse the ouvre of Thews pics, maybe stuff there you haven't seen, or stuff you'd like to relive like the OBX...  Pics Thews about: house deeds Just curious or having poltergeist concerns?   Thews about: what are you trying to do, build a new house? Or trying to determine if there was an abode that was demolished before your current dwelling was conceived and created?? I don't know much about deeds. Stupid paperwork.   Thews about: Hockey Satan does have a lot of fun, though. He told me all about it over lines and Sparks.   Thews about: Death C and I will kayak you mofos to death, just sayin'.   Thews about: Death I would welcome it. In an attempt to look at the bright side of things, I would like to plan a mondo awesome vacation, like OBX. Maybe we can do that again or maybe more mondo, like a foreign nation or a cruise. Like summer of 2010 or 2011, before everyone has kids and we're too old for bad decisions. Maybe 10 couples in Vegas or urinating in 5 star hotels in Key West, something. Dear Lord an effin' vakay. Discuss. Bub, Abby - I hope you cats got to make out bunches + drink + gamble w/ success in Vegas. I'm starting to get crush withdrawl. When do we get to hang???!?!? Love from Thews.   Thews about: Way overdue... So Rodebaugh finally gets me...  Browns v. Bills pics, ENJOY!! Thews about: Archi-dork stuff Is there any real reason to stay current on NCARB fees other than reprocity? DO they do anything for us besides taking our money. They stopped sending me annual invoices for dues since I've gotten registered, I guess I thought I was done needing them, unless I up and move out of state. Thoughts from other architects? If I don't have to spend $100 annually, I don't want to...   Thews about: hmmm I miss you guys, we need to crush soon or I might go looney.   Thews about: hmmm I like your photos.   Thews about: The Wire Sheeeeeit! The first couple of eps are hard to follow, because there are so many characters, but drunken stuff and boobs will keep you interested until you figure that out. It's a good show, not as good as Six Feet, but very good.   Thews about: Dreams Wes - you answered a door to a beach house, roused a drunken D-rok and shooed him into my car (which was oddly like D-rok's silver mazda). You told us to get stuff and return. I don't know what was on the list, but I was excited and drunkenly giddy. D-rok then hopped into the driver's seat and proceeded to pullout of the crushed sea shell driveway only to realize he shouldn't have been driving. I was in no shape to drive either, but didn't want him stuck with any static from the beach police. That was the point where we played an in the car Chinese firedrill switcheroo with relative ease and success, unfortunately that was the end... I woke up and went to work. That part really sucked.   Thews about: TVOTR D-rok, would you help me waste time by giving me your take on the set-list. Who opened for them? Were you in altered state, did you take anyone home after the show for crazy debauchery and sexy-times? I just like good party stories. I haven't written any in awhile, so praytell, share...   Thews about: Dreams Wes, D-rok you made my dream the other night. It involved getting party supplies together for a beach drunkenfest. D-rok and I switched car pilots whilst driving cause we were too drunk to drive, but we were equally drunk, I dunno. Dreams = Fucked up. What I think it means is that we need to go to the OBX again, like yesterday...   Thews about: I wouldn't want to be that guy... You have to pass out hard candies or something to quell the riotous crowd, no doubt.   Thews about: random What soup was it??? A hearty cream of chicken w/ wild rice, perhaps...   Thews about: Garage ball is not accurate, it was garbage ball, cuz you know the game was over and the subs were in. Garage ball is something else involving the Brodog and dual tennis balls.    Thews about: Cavs That was nice covert, psy-ops insult, so we split the series, whatevs, Tribe pitching eats me'balls of late, maybe getting rid of Vinny Chulk will help. These will make everybody happy... I think the 40ft jump shot at the buzzer may be my favorite, but it's so hard to pick....  3 quarters of highlights, 12 minutes of garage ball Thews about: Cavs I'm sure none of you outside of Ohio watched that highlight reel of a game last night, but those that did, are we sweeping all the way into the finals??? I've never seen such dominance, you know, from a C-Town team...   Thews about: If you're bored...  Executive Benes Thews about: A - It sounds shady but it's done more than you think. And I'm thinking it's legal otherwise I wouldn't have been told about it...   Thews about: life insurance My brother does work with that kind of insurance. Eg, the Yankees (fuck them) have a life insurance policy on A-rod, thus they can pay outstanding monies owed to his family or whoever if he were to pass during his tenure, but the Yankees (fuck them) can also reap insurance benefits beyond that figure, it's an interesting endeavor when you think about it. We should get together and crush over it...   Thews about: D-rok, you're quitting for good or just the day's efforts? The Wrestler was good, but I don't know if it's worth your financial security in a down market...   Thews about: movies and such Wes that was my take on the Fountain, pretty much. I heard from A'ron about the budget issues, so I was alittle braced for some disappointment, but it was layered with enough symbolism that I couldn't dismiss it ala Darko. What I didn't get the most was how the spaceman reincarnation fit into the other two lives, the connection between those I kinda got, but probably not to the fullest. I love Aranofsky's films, and they are all steeped in motif and metaphor which is why I like and rewatch and try to decipher his "puzzles", I also thoroughly enjoyed the Wrestler, but that did not fit into the typical Aranofsky mold.   Thews about: Cleveland :) That or a "Cleveland baked potato"...   Thews about: Cleveland :) Unfortunately, I am not the foremost authority on the matter, I think you're looking for Berg...   Thews about: paris hilton Why can't I update the public with my latest catchphrase??   Thews about: paris hilton That's Huge!   Thews about: tribe Yeah, I can't really defend the Vollick clan. But I cut you slack, I still hate your team, but I don't hate you. I also hate douchebags. And the Yankees. And stupidity.   Thews about: tribe Fuck the Red Sox and all the wannabe fans, that have never even been to BOSTON, that show up at the Jake. They were a focal point of angst last night, in addition to the HEN.   Thews about: Berg Likewise, my bleeding-heart friend.   Thews about: Thews What do you want from me Berg??   Thews about: Thews What do you want Berg?    Thews about: news D-rok, Cade will drink you under the table and then out tough-guy you as well. Just be forewarned, Toner is also on notice...   Thews about: 4:20 Thanks for acknowledging my descent into the realm of old and decrepit!| I love you guys! Many Kisses!   Thews about: Harolds thnx, Kisses!!!   Thews about: Harolds & BFT Does anyone have current email addresses for those clowns??    Thews about: kid, etc. It's not too bad. C's handling most of the crazy. I've just been working too much whether that's architecture or estate. Hopefully some of that will wrap up soon and I can start teaching him about awesome music, frisbee and how to fix things. Fortunately he already has a complete appreciation for the female breast, so I won't have to learn him to much in that department. Cade is actually keeping the dogger in line, they hang out, he sniffs, gives kisses. I waiting for Cade to start tugging on ears/ tails, then the real interventions will get dialed up. There are a coupla new additions to ole shutterfly site...  Pics Thews about: I'll openly ridicule him if he ever steps on my field again.   Thews about: What do you call these? You call those sprinkles, dumbass.   Thews about: Josh, you could also be a subscriber to logic and common sense. I may rub many people the wrong way, but personal education always trumps the goverment dictating what they think is best for everyone. I would wager everyone on this board could agree w/ that, with the exception of Berg.   Thews about: See Berg, I'm not the only one. Capitalism isn't bad, it's a vehicle for change when there is a market for a good or service. When profit is involved it gets things done. Profit = incentive = good.   Thews about: NCARB blows, but GBCI sucks Berg = Wrong, the real solution is about education, not hype, spin, or scare tactics. Real, unbiased scientific research on the effects of things, whether that be energy production or product lifecycle or whatever. Educate the public then let the consumer drive the market. Case in point, how many hummers sold when gas was $4/ gal? Let market forces occur, it takes some time, but it's real change, not red tape legislation. Legislation overreaches too much and is too often a one-size fits all approach. The invisible hand is your friend.   Thews about: Potentially a rant... Since Berg brought up the whole gas v. geothermal, I have a farther reaching question. How does Co2 affect the environment? I exhale Co2, when I burn wood there is Co2 and carbon created, sure, but these are two of the most primitive and basic needs of humanity. I cannot bring myself to classify these as environmental threats, yet everywhere, everyone is concerned about Co2 levels. Why? I'm not trying to be a jerk, I just want educated lay-person explanation.   Thews about: Browns They suck. I have no idea who's making the calls this offseason, but they are sub-par and idiotic. Maybe I'll start rooting for the Steelers.| They always have a good game plan, and operate cool, calm and diabolical. None of this blow it up, time to start over nonsense.   Thews about: Please fill me in on the Chuck E Cheese thing. I already feel silly for missing the crawl, I don't want to be a renob outsider on all the jokes, too...(tear)...   Thews about: ncaa I love puppies. I also love to beat those that beat puppies.   Thews about: ncaa You could also do that by not filling out a bracket...   Thews about: Crawlz You fuckers better put back gallons of beverage for the Thews brood. Kisses and well wishes for suksessfulz crawlz.   Thews about: Bebe Thews Yeah, I hope for the same, thnx Cathryn. I'm a little nervous, cuz I've heard some not-so-awesome induction stories, but you hear that with anything. I just hope I can keep some degree of composure and not turn into some over-emotional girly-man.    Thews about: site update GodDammit, Bub! I'd rather have the site down than a wrong timestamp on the posts! I quit, I'm talking my posts and going home!!   Thews about: I can see clearly now Will you still remove them to sleep in the park??   Thews about: italy Aaron, what park did you take a late night nap in?? How did I come home w/ two kidneys?? We may never Noe. (I am amazingly funny.)   Thews about: Like a Phoenix... Holy christ! I am I glad this is back. I don't want Ray Lewis on my team, period. He is a thug murderer and I don't want him making a mockery of the Cleveland Browns. We can do that on our own, without any help. Put the FUCKING LOTION in the basket!!   Thews about: Baby Pauling I don't know what all the fuss is about C. I thought we'd settled on Eric-Greenberg-is-a-homo Matthews... That was really Voit's idea, but liked it quite a bit...   Thews about: Names We have extra, we're willing to sell to the highest bidder...   Thews about: Sadness My Dad's B-day is the 16th. Your nephew can share his B-day with a decrepid curmudgeon!! It is with bittersweet realism (way tooo real, meathook-style real) that I will not be attending the crawl this year, because I hate Pryber.| Sorry Greg you've been popping up on te BDC and I though I'd call you out, Gaybo! No, I've got this kid thing arriving and s/he doesn't want to grow up w/ an absentee alocoholic father, so I'm choosing to be a home-body alcoholic father. In a coupla years we can paint him/her green and drag him/her along getting him/her into bars under the rouse that s/he is our Leprechaun... That will be rad...   Thews about: super bowl Congrats on yinz Lombardi trophy. It was a good game for the impartial fan. Maybe during my lifetime I'll see a superbowl victory for the Browns. I am a little concerned I will die a Lombardi virgin. Apparently Kurt Warner was only able to sell his soul to God for one Superbowl victory...   Thews about: Drunken Negro Face I prefer this old school one...  Potentially racist?? Thews about: google streets I'm just kidding, I have no idea but we should work on something that would allow us to pool our talents and make lots of green and not have to work, like a think tank for awesome- and funniness. Or something...    Thews about: google streets Cuz the business and nursing majors didn't know how to party...??   Thews about: Newsflash Or at least 80's ambiguous...   Thews about: Newsflash A'ron is gay.   Thews about: sportsguy Why is it I get more emotional about someone's dog than my own relatives?? I will be a wreck when the Bro-dog goes and we can hardly stand him at times... Dags rule.    Thews about: stupid ARE I got a CANADIAN code question in a structural division. No offense Laners. I almost called over a proctor to bitch. I guessed instead, and managed to pass. Just laugh.   Thews about: INAUGURATION Sorry for getting polical on the secular board, Webmaster Bub. :-(   Thews about: On a separate note... Since when do Berg and I agree on issues of politics??? I must be in some bizarro universe.   Thews about: pittsburgh... I'm betting Fitz also wields an 18" prehensile dong.   Thews about: Building Systems I didn't crack the blue book, I have better uses for my time. I reviewed the DK Ballast book, and some old version flashcards, but you really just needs to be familiar w/ sling psychrometers, relative humidity, thermal comfort some basic stuff...   Thews about: working Bub "Hi, not you, hi," - Big Ern   Thews about: working Bub I would have to blow half of my first paycheck on fun and vice. Congrats, Bub. Hope the wean of the gov't cheese doesn't leave you cold and sick...   Thews about: Old Happy, happy fuckers. I'll buy you some boozes next time we crush. I hope to GOD it's sometime soon, I require mad boozes and FUs.   Thews about: Happy New Year Love you guys, be safe in your revelry tonight. Kisses!!   Thews about: my rustbelt football fan friends... I want a Cowher-esque coach. Someone with experience, knows WTF they're doing, know how to manage a game, make halftime adjustments, a disciplinarian. We have some talent we need someone to motivate a bunch of whiners, so they STFU and play as a cohesive unit that kicks ass. I'm sure all the Stiller fans don't want to see Cowher in Browns gear, but he did play and coach with the Brownies... I wouldn't mind seeing Schottenheimer back, but his playoff record is questionable. We can worry about that when the Browns start going 14-2, though... More than anything I want Lerner to find a formula that works and keep paying them to do it right. This eff it, blow it up, start over 3 times in a decade is getting old. I don't understand why someone isn't modelling the organization after the proven winners - NE, Pitt, Indy   Thews about: SNOW That is not as fun as video games... or laundry... :-(   Thews about: Happy! Andy you are old! Don't break a hip today! I had you pegged for like 17-ish...   Thews about: Tailgate Orphans I have a pair of navy blue Old Navy warm-up pants... Any takers before I start jerking off whilst wearing them??   Thews about: investing I think it's more important to start it up no matter what you go with, then think it over and tweak as needed. I would go ROTH IRA, also.    Thews about: Browns and stuff When Jamal Lewis is gaining 1/yd per attempt... What are you going to do? I'm going to drink and avoid the topic...   Thews about: Festivus What are eveyone's plans for the Christmas / Hannukah/ Kwanzaa/ more importantly NYE, I assume Berg is done hosting a party since he's all sophisticated and married now... Basically, I wanted to know if anyone would be in the area for fun visits / friendship unit accumulation. Anyone?? Bueller??   Thews about: archidorks Who is Daddy S??    Thews about: DSM DSM is not coming back for another season. It has been canceled... Nice store, Andy. I don't fun stuff @ work, except post to you fools...   Thews about: sharing Are you the "Interiors Girl", Andy???   Thews about: lug-nut I'll lug-nut on your face, Berg.   Thews about: lug-nut I have to follow up on this out of curiosity (or the need for Berg to fellate my ego)... Berg, for the love of Yahweh, what makes you think I'm smarter than you, drunken nudity? Excessive dependence on vice? Things that make my wife cringe? Or I passed acouple of multiple choice tests?? Praytell, I must know, so I can teach these things to my kid. Hopefully it will bear C's smarts, cuz she would own many of us in the smarts category, (she also looks better than me naked...)   Thews about: music On a separate note, I'm eagerly anticipating Mr. Voit's music picks for the '08 calendar year...   Thews about: lug-nut Why are you wasting your time with those people. Just take your fuckin' test. I work with a guy who would spend all day on a site like that grading other people's attempts. He's a tool. I wouldn't worry about it, just go take it, these test should not keep you up at night, remember, I passed. The guy who slept through structures and prefered 8 feet over 18" when sizing paraphenilia...   Thews about: sports boners I knit all the time to diminish my boners. It has nothing to w/ sports, that's for sure....   Thews about: footballs If injurious is not a word, it effin' should be. It sounds cool.   Thews about: footballs No Andy, it can't. Unless Cribbs got injured playing QB, but I think he's too slippery to get real hurt, I think Special Teams is potentially more injurious than QB, but what do I know...   Thews about: Thanks I'm thankful for all you fools and your colorful commentary on the mundane to completely riveting. 3x Kisses from Thewses and Bro-dog.   Thews about: Browns and stuff The Browns did not deserve to win that game. Speaking of I have acquired a pair of navy blue Old Navy warm-up pants from the tailgate. Would anyone like to claim them??? Maybe I'll hold them hostage... Ransom = 3 handos... Now who wants them?? Voit I also have your book that I forgot to bring to you... I'm sure you're dying to reread it, so I'll overnight it to you the next we're in the same town...   Thews about: modern technology I have rabbit ears.   Thews about: Sex A taint should come with some bubblegum...   Thews about: Sex Berg you are a pervert. Get ready for a butt-pug domination whilst you're away from the wifer, after the Browns dominate the Bills!!   Thews about: Is anyone on this site... Ready for another sweet Monday night blowout by the Browns??? I know I am, I know A'ron is. The Hen? check. Vollick, Dro, Mad-muthaf'in-Dog also check, it's very likely we will burn you city to the ground, salt your fields then go on to rape all your women. I will capture the pug and turn him into my sex slave, or rather Greenberg's new butt-plug. (I will provide snorkel and scuba mask for Mr. P.) You all think about that gauntlet being thrown on a Thursday morn!! And belated B-day wishes from Thews!! (I was busy working yesterday, go figure working @ work, sheesh...)   Thews about: Obama Hangover Do you all feel like this???  Get out and vote!!! Thews about: Browns and stuff Cristen watched it last night. I heard Sex on Fire from the basement, which I was cleaning. I feel like I'm on a crazy deadline to purge and fix everything around the house before the arrival of BebeThews. Our basement is storing lots of crap...   Thews about: Browns and stuff I can't believe you watch that show.   Thews about: KoL Wesley / Laners - did you cats check out a KoL show at the Koolhaus this weekend??? If yes, were you thoroughly entertained??   Thews about: In an effort to avoid the grim outlook on the political horizon... I was actually reffering to this...  Trivia is not economic collapse fueled by rampant Socialism. Thews about: In an effort to avoid the grim outlook on the political horizon... Check out this gem!!  Trivia Treasure Chest!! Thews about: Madden 09 I was real close to that scenario, then my wife went and got all knocked up... Wives!!! Figures.   Thews about: ELections Absofuckinglutely!! Within a game of the frontrunners and no redistribution of wealth, I'd say that's a win-win.   Thews about: footballs SuperBowl, muthafuckazzz!!!   Thews about: Browns In all seriousness though, that is the most complete I've seen the Browns play since getting reinstated, if we keep playing at that level EVERYONE better LOOK THE FUCK OUT!!!!   Thews about: Browns SUPABOWL, muthafuckas!!!   Thews about: What I did for 5 months... I'm drinking for 3.   Thews about: What I did for 5 months... A sixer is not enough, Cristen has a terrible habit...;-)   Thews about: What I did for 5 months... I have pics posted from the deck project, if any of you hoity-toity architect-types wanna give a looksie. There's other stuff too at...  The House of Thews Thews about: The Pot... I feel there is a big difference between a hat of a team you support and going full on hat/ jersey / cheers and heckle. I would remove my self as a fan and become an interested spectator with a team I support, who happens to not be playing...   Thews about: Ramblin'... = the last post.   Thews about: The Pot... It needs stirred occasionaly. Donte and LeCharles can lick my anal orifice for their production to the beloved Browns. I once saw Steinbach @ the dog park and said "hey." I don't think Jamal was chasing $$ as much as a new contract (which = $$). Whatevs, Cleve can overpay for underperformance all we want. And just to clarify I think Berg has more hatred directed towards him, than any of you other misaligned fans... As far as Yanks fans v. Sox fans... It's hard to tell who I hate more, but it may be the Sox by a hair, mostly cause when I go to a Tribe v. Tigers game a coupla weeks ago, I didn't see any fans decked out in Yanks apparel, but I did see Sox fans. WTF is up with that?? Next time the Bills play the 'Phins @ the Ralph, I'm bringing mad Browns love???? Go to Beantown you asshat!!   Thews about: baseballs Most people on this board are exempt from my hatred, except on gameday...   Thews about: baseballs Fuck all money chasing athletes! Tops on my shit list of Fuck-Fa-ces: Thome Ramirez GAY-rod Sheffield Front-Running Bandwagon Red Sox fans who've never been to Boston. (They're not athletes, but my scathing hatred for them runs hella-deep, Cowboys, Yankees and Steelers fan also round out a top four of choad-a-rific cum receptacles)...   Thews about: MNF I wish both teams could lose, no matter, Browns are back - SupaBowl!!!   Thews about: Musings anyone... Anyone have some fun thoughts or witty observations from this weekend. Mine is... Now that the Browns got the first win under their belt (by beating a shit-rotten team w/out their starting QB) is time to focus on the prize... SUPERBOWL, mofos...   Thews about: MaGHEYhe's eyepiece He's still a pussy.   Thews about: MaGHEYhe's eyepiece Story on...  Occular Hemorrhaging Thews about: umm... Mad gang claps & ba-ba-ba's are a pretty sweet way to dial up an album, follow with some pimp guitar and Tunde rappin'... Look out!   Thews about: umm... Yup, I'll have to say though, new TVOTR is a better album... I still love the kings but they went a little mellow on this LP. It's hard to buoy 9 other songs on Sex on Fire and Be Somebody...   Thews about: weekend musings What exactly do you mean, being rebellion? What, praytell, did you rebel against??   Thews about: Hey Voit, Your youtube shit ain't workin' for a brotha..   Thews about: Happy, happy! B-day wishes to Toner.   Thews about: Thursday Bad Andy v. Vollick rumble on the tundra. I'm pretty sure neither will be drinking. The Vollick clan has a pretty deep respect for Harolds, I'm pretty sure we can be friends. I just wanna drink and sing Cumbaya, then win...   Thews about: Thursday I'll be there, but I'm pretty sure the assholes I hang with wouldn't be very kind to you. They get real drunk and say offensive things. I know, so do I... But they take it to another level, even I am occasionly ashamed...   Thews about: Thursday I'm not saying you need to attend en cognito, just don't be brash and get into people's faces, especially if God forbid, the Stillers pull out a victory. But I don't see that happening. (Fingers in ears) La-la-la-la-la Browns are AWESOME. La-la-la...   Thews about: Thursday That is bold Abs. I love you, but even I may throw a beer on you if you were to gloat whilst visiting my stadium. I have yet to see a victory on the road, I hope you are afflicted with the same disease as I. Go Browns. PS Cleve fans are extra bitter after Sundays abortion of a football game. Seriously, don't over do it, I would hate to see you on the news getting physically assaulted by mobs of Browns fans.    Thews about: Thursday You know I look to you guys to keep my spirits up and the day moving throughout the week. Yesterday = F. Let's put forth some effort for the good of bdc public. Kisses!   Thews about: OBX pics It's a work in progress...   Thews about: OBX pics Try this for pics.  Click here. Thews about: If you fancy a chuckle, maybe a LOL, try this...   I wanna... Thews about: this is good As in THE Hen?? I thought the same thing...   Thews about: FYI... Everyone should check out the turgidity one can acomplish through listening to "Sex on Fire"... I am also fond of Nathan's moustache...  Awesomeness and addiction. Thews about: LEED NC 2.2 I just read the six sections. I had a lack of knowledge about the administration and implementation of LEED. The rest was rather straight-forward.   Thews about: OBX pics Abby we have pics. Can I upload them to Bub's other site, I didn't have much success with trying to view yours earlier. I could go totally lo-tek and email them or burn and sn/mail them to you. I'll do my best to not be a bitch about it.   Thews about: Lany LEED Our crowd will be arriving Saturday evening round 9-er or so. We'll be out of your hair early Tuesday. Would you or your lovely husband have suggestions for hotels by you for said event, I'll trade you for LEED answers ;-)   Thews about: blah I am depeche. I want beach and no responsibility again. Thanks to Abby for organize. And all you other fools for paying my tolls on the ride home. Bro-diggity slept the whole way. I guess I would too, if I got my face humped by a dog half my size all week.   Thews about: Hump-day Shocker Cristen and I have made a kid (no, really!!)! It is currently residing in her uterus and is due out in February. (Spit coffee out your nose now). We're both trying to get our heads around the whole idea, but it should be fun nonetheless! I will be doing her share of drinking in OBX, trying to come to grips with the reality that I keep giving myself extra responsibilities as I get older... Stupid Thews ;-)   Thews about: Weekend Hi-Lite So I'm gay and all. But this was my weekend's best moment. I woke up a sleeping wife for this...  F**k the French Thews about: AUG 8, 2008 Browns = 14-2 Dissenters = Suck IT!!   Thews about: stupid ARE I used the D.K.Ballast books. I also would've like to try and take all the tests blind and see if all the studying was necessary, but at a hundo a pop, you don't want to go throwing around Benjamins, I guess unless you're Bob Rhodes...   Thews about: KoL Input your email and get free music. Kings of Leon = you're cure for sucky Mondays...  New Single... Thews about: Casino Umm, fuck lawyers! Sorry Dougums, you guys rape too many people whilst sitting back and getting rich, fuckers.   Thews about: Footballs Pryber you're in for a rude awakening... And the only ghey I know is Steely McBeam.   Thews about: Footballs The Browns victory on the quagmire known as Heinz field on Dec 28th will be the winter classic for this year!!   Thews about: Footballs Training camp opens today for the good guys. P'burgh - have you signed your rookies? When do you gear up camp? Who's gonna be ready for NEW AFC North Champs?!?!?! I will be!!   Thews about: Happy 30th Birthday Hugs and kisses from the Thewses!!   Thews about: random sighting Yes, that is Glen's wife...   Thews about: Baseball I prefer "Yankees Suck, Yankees Suck!" or the the classic "Fuck the Yankees! (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap). I hate the Stillers, too, but not the Buccos so much... But I utterly and completely loathe bandwagon fans. They are the lowest of the low, portions of humanity that should've been aborted. Fuck them the most!!   Thews about: BONERTIME!!! I'm not even going to ask....   Thews about: BONERTIME!!! BOIIINNNNGGGGG!!!   Thews about: ugh You must click on the topic to see it...   Thews about: ugh I only take bananas in the tailpipe from black men, a la Beverly Hills cop... Is that cyber-Toner posting via iPhone???   Thews about: baseballs? Berg you're a great masturbater, but you are the worst debater... ever. And I feel filthy that we root for the same teams...   Thews about: baseballs? Bartolo is a dead ringer for Eby.   Thews about: Browns I like to get my info straight from the horse's mouth...  Joe J... Thews about: Browns Seriously or are you trying to jerk Berg around and inadvertantly hurting my feelings...   Thews about: Crazy Germans Check this out, a BMW with a "fabric" body... Have Alicia dial this one up Bradley...  Nuts... Thews about: The News Are some kind of feminist or something Rodebaugh. It was funny and should be to anyone with a sense of humor. Don't tell me we're deteriorating into some homogeneous PC flock of bleeting sheep!!! I would've gotten some 'tude if my wifer read that and I had written it though... I get it... I just rail against it. Viva la crass!!   Thews about: The News Congrats Large!!   Thews about: this never gets old... Abs, that is awesome!! That kid's face is priceless.   Thews about: karma No, I worked in the Stupid center cafeteria a semester or two in 4th year or somethig... The best was when Debbie Wiener tried to bring up the "Thews Marking" during our Judicial Affairs meeting for the great bust of 98... The gay indian has a name, it is Glen...   Thews about: karma I worked with Mitch for a stint @ the stupid center. I am willing to say 85% he still works there. Still doing ice sculpture, praising Jesus, but being a pretty nice guy. I once ordered a double Mitch burger from him, he got a chuckle out that. He used to put the steak seasoning on the burger and cook 'em ever so perfect...   Thews about: Ahh baseballs Here's a little time killer, on the ole 10 cent beer night debacle...  Don't F with the C-town mob... Thews about: truck nuts Apparenty our Punter (Dave Zastudil) likes to blog on that site... I do like Stealy's stubble-beard, it's been known to chaff my nether regions when he tosses my balloon knot salad...   Thews about: truck nuts Like the Homo-Erotic Steelers...   Thews about: pens I'm pretty sure it's factually proven though, seriously...  Drago!!! Thews about: pens Check the sweet montage...  Fuck the Russia!!! Thews about: pens I get you. I didn't hear that, but you and I knew it for a decade or so, no??   Thews about: pens I would've cued the "Training Montage" or maybe Vince DiCola's "War". But whatevs...   Thews about: pens He's not a machine, he's a MAN! No Pain!   Thews about: pens Opium Den!!   Thews about: zzzzz Dig the pug eat an ounce of shrooms or something, other than the C-town steamer part, the rest sounds like a good party, for me and Mante!!   Thews about: zzzzz Amen sistah!!    Thews about: zzzzz Yeah, C and Bro-dog and I torn down our old arbor and set real footers for the new arbor/ patio/ deck. (Only way to do projects, way too ambitious or not at all...) The old arbor was set on 4 4x4's stuck right into the ground. After minimal demo the whole thing collapsed, gotta love rotten wood. And digging post holes is for criminals, seriously I wanted a coupla inmates, to really put my tax dollars to work and have Brody menacingly growl and harass them... Good times...   Thews about: footballs and such Easy killer, I will be emailing you food for thought for the B-lo game persuant to my failed attempt to try to call and discuss...   Thews about: soccer I'm whatevs about futbol, but I can say that it doesn't take much to be cooler than Berg. And Big Brown will be the first Triple Crown winner in our lifetimes... Casino Drive doesn't stand a chance, just ask Kent Desormeaux or Rick Dutrow...   Thews about: movies You should've been able to watch the Hotel Chev prequel before the Darjerrling ltd (if you got the DVD). And Bottle rocket is probably my fave Wes Anderson flic, or tied w/ Rushmore (Bill Murray makes Rushmore)...   Thews about: Browns kicking ass in B-lo Again I'll solicit interest from people, Greenberg? Voyeur Hen, are you out there?? A'ron - I know your scenario. I'm pretty much in, roughly 95%, but I don't want to be the only Brownie fan there otherwise, I'll probably need to get bailed outta jail by the Voits and that's unfair to them... Anyhoo, who's awesome and with me.   Thews about: A Quiz dated Davies for a stint, she did stink though...   Thews about: A Quiz What's the name of the girl who put dalmations all over her 2nd year boards? She dated Jim Davies for a stink Mandy something, maybe. I've seen her on the train to work and I'm trying to come to grips with the chilling meat-hook reality that we may roughly the same on paper even though she was chased out of the architecture program by pretty much everyone... Anyone..?   Thews about: NIN If anyone likes Nine Inch Nails, they are giving away their new album for free. I thought someone might just happen to like free music.  the slip Thews about: Hey Archidorks... For your review and comment. I'd backlight my sexual escapades with the wifer and have the whole city salivating for my means and methods.  Crazy Europeans Thews about: Jess and I are engorged... Congrats Toner, does that mean we can't be gay anymore??   Thews about: Browns kicking ass in B-lo To stir the pot per Voit's request on Saturday. What Browns would travel to B-lo for a December victory??   Thews about: Outta left field Andy do you (or anyone for that matter) still have "Thews and a Bear in a Pool"? If yes could you send to me, I always thought that was a funny photoshop composition and I could use a Friday laugh...   Thews about: welcome to sexytown... C and I will be in Minnesota visiting her bro over the fourth. Unfortunately that means 1 - I'll miss the big wheel race and 2 - I'll be in Minnesota. Could we race another time, because I like to drink...   Thews about: hungry Congrats, Bub - are you trying to slim up for your speedo on the OBX trip?? I recently recovered my HS swim speedo, I'm sure that'll fit great| I'm still gonna wear it though, seriously... Look out world.   Thews about: hungry You have a tapeworm. I thought not eating pork kept you safe from that kind of shit, Berg.   Thews about: 23 cent pizza Fuck Joba is right. I love to watch the bug game that may be the biggest fuck of them all. Besides that hate fuck I'd give Hillary...   Thews about: weekend Watching playoff sports is one of the most stressful thing a fan can endure, you know like extra innings in game 7 of the world series or something. I may never be right because of that. I love playoffs and loathe them at the same time. It's great when I have to go to a bar to cath the game, that works well in my monthly budget, ie the upcoming Cavs, Celts matchup. Stupid rabbit ears...   Thews about: Fellow Lostophiles... Groupies for whom??   Thews about: Apologies Sorry for being curt, I'm generally pissy, I guess. Love you guys.   Thews about: Berg... keep your mouth shut.   Thews about: Hey Voit, Fuck you.   Thews about: where is everyone Some NASCAR driver recently came out with the fact that he was high on smack during a coupla races, I think that would make it a game... As a side note the ultimate condiment is cheese, what can't you put cheese on to make better??   Thews about: where is everyone I'm at work, feeling meh, not having much to say. Here's a topic: favorite condiment - GO!!   Thews about: I share a birthday with Hitler and Carmen Electra. Viva 4-20!!   Thews about: Bored Why don't you guys take it upon yourselves to make my Friday afternoon go by a little quicker...   Thews about: Debauchery My sister saw Eby last weekend. Warehouse district maybe?   Thews about: bosses It does if you smoke a fatty spliff... and play frisbee with the Dag.   Thews about: Berg... somedays???   Thews about: Stillers I'm sure you'll see him next Sunday.   Thews about: Stillers That sounds about right... Does that mascot offend you? The kids love Drunky McThews...   Thews about: Stillers wes, bored much these days. I would love to have a drunk mascot, or if I was able to play myself drunk for a sports team. I'm pretty sure I exude athletecism and good sportsmanship, especially while intoxicated. See Track 2 of A'ron's "A More Sensitive War Against Team Buffalo" mix disc for a case in point.   Thews about: no more matches! What about the 2% left over, that's gotta be the rauchiest portion of the poo smell. It would be all distilled, like when you fart in a steaming hot shower or bathtub.    Thews about: from Garvey What the fuck is SHAME? I don't know what you speak of...   Thews about: sorry, I have to brag. Don't tell me you've gone all HEN on me with the vinyl, D-rok...   Thews about: sorry, I have to brag. Did it include the new Black Keys and Mars Volta? If yes, you should burn them and give them to me also. Kisses...   Thews about: music It's good too, heard it on Friday. I am cool.   Thews about: Oh Dear God! Who's Lt. Lipton??    Thews about: And Berg... OZZIE Guillen is the manager of the White Sox, you know, so you don't sound like a tool...   Thews about: Hey Voit, Fuck you!! Kisses...   Thews about: Baseballs Anyone else excited to leave work @ noon to go see live, in-person the Ace - CC Sabathia dominate the opposition with a win on his way to 23 and a World Series Trophy, just me, OK...   Thews about: Woman stuck to toilet Baby - when you don't visit daily, it shows, I think we all hashed about that story 10 or so days ago. I still love you though...   Thews about: Another great pearl of wisdom from J Whitlock Well, I hope I'm not as skeevy as that dude, i'm sure I have been at points in my life, but I'm trying to clean up- slightly. I could easily sum up many a story with "I wish I did", just like our drug dealer, I however am only a user, not a dealer...   Thews about: Another great pearl of wisdom from J Whitlock   Images Thews about: Netflix I kind of liked No Country, hated the ending, but watched again after our Sunday (after crawl) viewing. I would have it tie w/ Lebowski, and I tend to loathe the Coen brothers. Bardem was too much of a bad ass to make it terrible, don't you think??   Thews about: Netflix   By MY Flix Friend Thews about: Netflix Sweet, I know Rodebaugh is on the'Flix too...   Thews about: Netflix I do link us with the Thewses...   Thews about: Spears on TV You're NOT a piece of feces, you're MY No. 2... Not A No. 2   Thews about: Spears on TV Andy you used to be a No. 2... On my list, not a piece of feces...   Thews about: 401 K or Yankee Game From my modest knowledge of economics, I was of the understanding that comodities like gasoline and cigarettes, probably heroin, demonstrate inelastic demand - meaning, what Bub said, one would pay pretty much any price for that good or service. I'm looking for the opposite of that, not the vertical line, rather the horizontal line demonstrating complete elasticity of demand, see wiki article... I don't have an answer, I was just looking for a theoretical example. Would it have to be something that was free? Or would it be something I pay you to take from me? I'm just waxing some economic theory on a Monday afternoon - that's all...    Thews about: 401 K or Yankee Game I'd like an example of a good or service that demonstrates infinite elasticity of demand. The first person to answer correctly gets 100 points. Go!!   Thews about: ummm.... I had that procedure after Toner got to me...   Thews about: holy shit That dwarf might be the craziest thing I've seen short of Dickey's midget porn. No, no, no   Thews about: holy shit Sorry, I'm trying to get Seton hall CDs out the door, so I can crush with all the fools this weekend and not be in the office... I'll text you Andrew Lee...   Thews about: Cristen Honey, I posted about the NO-SHOES on Monday, duh, we talked about it...   Thews about: Cristen My wife is crazy and not always in the loop.    Thews about: crawl What a bunch of ass-hats, I'd love to go head to head in somesort of crawl challenge and kick their asses. I love drunken competitions. Wicked drunk I don't even think I'd have a buzz, my liver metabolizes alkiholz at roughly a rate of a drink, drink heif an hour. I be chasin' a buzz all day or night at that pace. Bostonians, ha!   Thews about: Update I do not live in a condo on the Eastside, but I do own a kick ass snow blower. Anyhoo, the real point of this post is the following BREAKING NEWS!! The House of Thews will be enforcing a strict SHOES OFF policy throughout crawl weekend, it is advisible to bring slippers or other indoor comfy-wear for your feeties. That is all, resume glowing condo talk...   Thews about: Friday Ha-ha This was sent around the office today and I'm guilty of some of these...   Stuff we all like Thews about: Crawl Starts @ Around the Corner @ 8 and heads East. All stops are on Detroit road, thank you simplicity (and Meng). I have the list but I suggest coordinating on the fly with any late-comers. It's also on the shirt your Husband has top secret possession of...   Thews about: zzzz Big push for a presentation to Seton Hall & studying LEED... Why didn't I go into Business??   Thews about: AFC North I'm excited but I will withhold judgement to see how our new players perform. How's that for fanatical, bitches!! Go Browns!!   Thews about: AFC North This is f-in' sweet, even it's early and slightly optimistic...  Go Browns!! Thews about: Last Chance... to get a sweet crawl shirt. Long sleeve. $10. Order by 2:00 TODAY!!! Thnx   Thews about: engagements and crush-time Yes, you do, I just trying to get it wrapped up for Wes' sake... and Kris'   Thews about: engagements and crush-time Well, Dickey, if you'd like a shirt lemme know ASAP... Thx   Thews about: engagements and crush-time I figured you'd do just that, although the Toner texted me today with his and Jess' order so don't count his again... Yeah, that porn situation was tres-funny...   Thews about: engagements and crush-time Sweeney are you crawling, Dickey are you? Are Sweet or Bill joining, I can't stop thinking about my turgidity and you cats have been boring lately. Help pass the time til mass friendship units are earned and spent...   Thews about: hockey - psyche!! - crawl You, sir, are a gentlemen and a scholar. I also happen to be turgid and veiny regarding our upcoming engagements and crush-time...   Thews about: hockey - psyche!! - crawl Voit, the quoted price from Kris is for a solid long-sleeve, no??   Thews about: hockey - psyche!! - crawl I thought it would be representative of not only our lack of inhibitions but appropriate for sections of Lakewood, although we will not be attending them... or will we??? And he's crawling, like us....   Thews about: hockey - psyche!! - crawl None of you were witty enough to reverse the topic for that, weak....   Thews about: hockey - psyche!! - crawl You guys can't help with the screen printing?!?! Geeeeezzz!   Thews about: hockey - psyche!! - crawl Could we do a Monday deadline for quantities & sizes??   Thews about: hockey - psyche!! - crawl Dear Lord - I'll do what I can. Voit see what you can do about buying me some more time, if possible... and a price per for a long sleeve single color two sided screenprint...   Thews about: hockey - psyche!! - crawl Voit, when will you need T-shirt design by if Cris is going to do them??   Thews about: baseball Voit, you're an asshole. And acting like a Yankee fan.   Thews about: crawl Why don't you call me tonight to discuss...   Thews about: tie clasp Lakewood will require some hiking between stretches. You get clusters of 3/4 bars then like a 15 min walk. I think Lakewood will be tough to pull off, but if we go that route, I'll need assistance to research and implement.   Thews about: tie clasp Berg - WTF, I'm not cleaning up any of Brody's frozen turds so you can hump your fiance on my frozen tundra of a lawn.   Thews about: tie clasp Let me stress it's not that I don't want to house everyone, I just don't think I can. There is a law of diminishing returns when you get into the logistics of pooping or taking showers for 20 in one facility. D-rok you're always welcome to squirt spinal fluid anywhere you'd like in my abode. As long as you threaten Drew's nuts for sleeping on my couch.   Thews about: tie clasp I'm a bitch, I'll do what I can to accomodate, but with Berg being a bigger bitch, I'll do my best to make it cool as possible, I'm not guaranteeing "best crawl ever".   Thews about: tie clasp I really think the best thing to do from a time standpoint is to modify last year's. We won't need to worry about bars closing early because the crawl will not occur the day of St. P's which kinda screwed us last year, but I think everyone still had fun in spite of that situation. I cannot house everyone. I can house about 8 or so. People may need to spring for some lodging, I have a Days Inn and an econolodge in proximity of my place, there's also a Holiday Inn dahntahn, you'll be closer to the crawl but farther from Thews and more $$$ rooms. Discuss....   Thews about: tie clasp Berg - Thanks for calling me back. What are you doing around St. P's? Are you able to work on hosting duties (crawl, shirts, logistics) at all? Get back to me.   Thews about: engaged In Toledo on a Sunday...   Thews about: crawl What kind of out-of-town crazies will need to be accounted for and/or housed?   Thews about: crawl I'll do my best to do whatever's needed I just have CDs for Seton Hall due in three weeks and a LEED exam on March 6th. If I can do stuff that week after, I will but I'm afraid it will be late in the game to do anything major... I'll talk it over with Berg and see if we can recruit some folks. I don't think we'll have closing issues to deal with, cuz St. P's is the Monday rather than Saturday, but whatevs...    Thews about: yo I am pro-cleveland crawl. I am supa-busy @ home and work but I'm happy to go drink with friends and if the wife allows (she'll allow) we can put up some peeps... Tell me what I need to do.   Thews about: wedding dates I fuckin' hate chair covers, then I can't tuck my feet under the seat. What can I help with??   Thews about: gross I'm glad we could agree on something to talk about today. Berg, will I need to take time off from work for your nuptials, that is, if I'm invited. Just want to allot the time if it's necessary.   Thews about: gross And I'd have to agree with Bub, a video booth is a pretty gross environ, but if I was turgid enough, I'd tug, just not touch anything else. I know someone who used to tug in portapotties, what's a worse place to tug, vid booth or port-o-let??   Thews about: gross Well, having peed my pants a handfull of times in front of people, I would say neither situation is very embarassing to me, not that I've ever manually stimulated myself in a public forum, but, I think I'd only experience a bit of shame if my wife or one of yours was standing outside the booth upon my exit. I think only then would I be embarrassed. I don't worry about what strangers think of me too much, fuck strangers, and my friends know me, so WUSIWUG to you guys...   Thews about: Say something... Anything... Quiet peeps.   Thews about: weather ...about IT, stupid Monday, missing words...   Thews about: weather I concur, I am also in accord with the OBX sentiment, I would be lying if I said I was anything other than cracked bratwurst about. I will have full payment to you in the mail tomorrow, sorry for the delay...   Thews about: Competition You mean the Nah-Bum-sha-Bum?? "Indyyyy, cover your heart!!!" Yeah I picked that up from 420 Dan in Verder, great no-holds-barred wrestling move, I also used to have head-butt competition with this girl that used to turns people's stomachs... Silly college...   Thews about: Competition I'm a maybe for that weekend. But I can work with whatever...   Thews about: Competition Let's wrap this up and discuss the impending St. Pat's... I'm always for the Englishi, August is getting filled and don't want to do it around Mem, 4th or Labor days. Those are my restriction, if anyone cares... Then again the belt is currently residing @ House of Thews....   Thews about: Competition Get drunk with the drunks and amass the most friendship units available. And kick ass at games of skill...   Thews about: birthday B-day kisses from Thews and Bro-dog!!   Thews about: Engaged You mean like Rob-erg, or Green-byn, Greenbyn sounds like a place you put your design aids in... I'm partial to Roberg...   Thews about: Competition Weekend Votes June, any weekend, dog-friendly??   Thews about: Paging Mr. Thews... The Thewses will be doing the OBX.   Thews about: I got Cristen an Epiphone DR100, but she wasn't too in to it, so I may pick it up and rock out...   Thews about: Paging Mr. Thews... We just got one too, I'll try to max out my rock-ability before August... You up for teachin us a few chords??   Thews about: Paging Mr. Thews... Hey Sweeney, will you bring a guitar to the OBX??   Thews about: Paging Mr. Thews... I concur, I'll do what I can to twist the arm of the ol wifer tonight...   Thews about: Paging Mr. Thews... Typically the fam vaca is the end of July/early August. Sounds like the second to last week sounds good. I'm hoping to come to a decision tonight or tomorrow. If we do end up going, we will bring our dog, truck, and plan to pickle our livers in PBR and Patron...   Thews about: Paging Mr. Thews... Abs, I got the hotmail, the wifer and I are currently dialougging on the matter, I'd say we're at 70% go, I'm waiting to hear back from some family on the annual fam vacation. What week in August?   Thews about: docs Berg, did we miss your humor, or are you not funny? Think about it...   Thews about: docs And Berg, why do you insist upon citing terrible TV as some sort of benchmark for normal societal issue. It's pretend, it's make-believe, buddy, not real... Even the reality stuff is contrived, making it only semi-real, not real enough for someone who embraces reality like myself. Sorry to burst your bubble...   Thews about: docs Berg, once again you miss the point, but that was not what I was going to post about. I would agree that the GOD complex only heightens their (DR's) egomanicality. What I was going to say is that in a unprofessional setting, I'm tops at acting unprofessional if I so choose. There should be some kind of degree or pay increase or bonus for that ability. We'd all be all the more mega!!    Thews about: testing I didn't read A201 at all. Except maybe in Pempus' class 7/8 years ago.   Thews about: Rock God I got Guitar Hero2 for X-mas and have yet to play it. At all. What's my problem...   Thews about: vacation There would need to be alkiholz... Would the Mountains bring Copernicus?   Thews about: WWYD Yes, I too am up for a beach vacation. I really mean it too.   Thews about: WWYD I would also vote for ING, I believe I turned Voit on after hyping it for years, I've had $$ with them since '02, never had an issue. Their %rate has dropped a little this year but has been consistently higher than most savings accounts. $$ usually transfers in 3 days, so there is a little lag but I've never had an issue. I'll typicallt charge stuff then transfer $$ out to cover the cost in full, I get reward points that way, too. That's my 2c...   Thews about: B-days Happy 30 Old folks. We need to have Rodebaugh work on some kind of youth serum that mixes well with the alkiholz. Until he gets that wrapped up, I going to continue to use the alkiholz as my youth serum...   Thews about: sorry pittsburgh That fucker begs for vitriol and venom in his face, always has some stupid quip planned to say, more often than not it ends up making him (often other Cleveland fans, too) look stupid and retarded.    Thews about: just a heads up... Kings of Leon will be number 1, duh.   Thews about: A New Era of Dominance Euchre starts Monday the 7th @ 7pm.    Thews about: A New Era of Dominance Meng and I signed up for a competitive Euchre league, look out world...   Thews about: Rodebaugh Happy New year, kids. Sorry I missed your call, dude. The wife and I were in Chicago for the NYE celebrations. Saw the Colts game, that was painful, should've just kicked the Bungles' asses. As far as exam go, you can really take em in any order you'd like. I'd lump the 2 structures together. Other than that just have at em and knock em out. Dave got me my cruncher for X-mas, so I can now mark ownership of my various books, not planning on crunching any drawings soon...   Thews about: Holiday Hangover Yeah, I don't feel too bad, I just want to play/ tinker with my presents and not work, be at home w/ Roscoe. Will the weather for the icebowl be anything like Browns v. Bills?? I'm excited to watch the Colts 2nd and 3rd stringers beat a hapless Titans team? Or not...   Thews about: buffalo bills are neat I love how Adam Schein is the pundit for Dick Jauron being awesome, he's also the penal swab that predicted the Browns would go 3-13. Nice job, Fuck stain!! When are fools arriving tonight and what are the plans. I'll most likely be arriving late and drunk but please keep me in the loop, as I have X-mas bonus $$ and bender tendancies...   Thews about: Hey Andy - Do you still have the link for Captain Poop? The website was awesome...   Thews about: Tunes Personally I think this is garbage, I'm really waiting for Mr. Voit's annual "lyricas"-year-in-review...  I dis-concur... Thews about: Touch footballs Thews will play, I have the Hen dialed up for athletic competition. I assume Rodebaugh will want to show his skills and Voit, I'm guessing you'll play because you're lobbying for it. 2 on 2, SWEEEEETT!!   Thews about: footballs Will he pitch or cath throughout his stay? Does he get a pass cuz he's thug 4 life? Will rape stands be involved? These are my burning questions...   Thews about: AZ debauchery... Some of you may know Rich, other just like drunken antics...  The Firehose... Thews about: Check this...   Bonnaroo?? Thews about: monday morning sports The Brownies didn't look that good, and I was @ the game. I love throwing interceptions and spotting teams 14 points on the road. We didn't deserve to win the game, but we should've. I think the refs were concerned about pulling another "Baltimore" ending. I also would've been murdered. Anyhoo, here's a question for your archi-types, anyone know of Cleve area firms looking to hire, a co-workers hubby is looking to get out of the A'kron... lemme know if you know, or know somebody who knows... Thank you! Good day!   Thews about: Ultra-hetero Like have Robyn strap one on and play "the man".... That's about as hetero as you can get!!!   Thews about: Touch footballs Me likes, I have a decent size field a half a block from my place, if that makes it more appealling. I lack a oblong pigskin, however...   Thews about: footballs and such Hope everyone had good turkey and fam time. Yes, crazy abounded. I hope the Fish bring their A-game tonight, that'd be crazy. Speaking of crazy, whose all coming in from B-lo to watch the Browns kick your asses? I have minimal time to get parts of my home hospitible for you fools (going to Arizona this weekend to watch more decent Browns football). So I need to know where to concentrate my efforts. Give me a idea when you get a chance. Thanks. Kisses.   Thews about: Tiny I was going to say all those items previously mentioned but you guys beat me to it, and I have a problem being prompt today, nonetheless, I concur dog-sized elephants would kick ass.   Thews about: Tiny 'Phants    Thews about: The Nerd Police I like 'em, like 'em real rough, too. I'm down with the cuffs, and sterility is for the weak immuned...   Thews about: Emile Hirsch What has he been in that was good?? I dare you... All of the films I recall him in were sub-par at best...   Thews about: hey drafting monkeys 3d face?...   Thews about: Toner Did you end up bailing on the Drive-by-Truckers show? I miss your gay-ness and would still like to pursue a rendezvous for balloon-knot exploration with you, Toner... Kisses...   Thews about: Quiet... Everyone busy today...   Thews about: Berg... Sometimes your Goon-itude makes me wish you liked another team. Like the Texans or some sweep under the rug type of a team. You disgrace many Browns fans with your misused pop-culture phrases, your proclamation of Grey's Anatomy & DHW as awesome TV shows, and your blind fanaticism which shrugs off reality for pissing contests or chest-pounding. ESPN has them @ 9th - Fuckin SuperBowl bitches!!!   Thews about: NFL Schedule Change Then you lost....   Thews about: NFL Schedule Change Tomlin tried to do that against Denver and fucked it up....   Thews about: Bub Ahh, tailgating and passing judgement... Good times...   Thews about: Bub I really didn't have a decent excuse, either, but I'm sure glad I didn't have a JEW meeting to attend, PHEW!!   Thews about: Bub You know I love you, we just disagree on Football, we need that, otherwise our united awesomeness would be unstoppable... I'll retract the asshat comment, you rise above asshat levels... I just try to get your goat.   Thews about: Bub Hey asshat... Couple of things, 1. Happy 3-0. You're old, congrats. 2. You will be facing a entirely different team next Sunday. I wouldn't chalk up a win just yet. They play the game for a reason. If anything, you should be thankful that the rivalry shall be renewed and you can start fearing the Browns once again... We've been getting what we want for three weeks, soon to be four...   Thews about: Footballs Don't underestimate the power of the mind A'ron, I used mine yesterday at the game as much as possible... I think I'd like to see, oh I don't know, both teams lose with lots of key injuries, non-career threatening of course, just enough to nag for a couple of weeks...   Thews about: Andrew Lee English... I'll post my treatise on team loyalty sometime when I have more time. Dougums, I don't know what to tell you. Methinks you complicate the issue to prove a point but i don't know what that may be.... You are sports slut? You have football crabs from international sports whoring? I dunno...   Thews about: Andrew Lee English... Like stealing signals or somethin...   Thews about: Andrew Lee English... I mean I still love you and everything, but transplant fans are right up there with band-wagon jumpers and sports bigamists. Kisses nonetheless.   Thews about: Andrew Lee English... Are you a front-runner band-wagon-jumper kind of a fan? Are you some kind of Ohio-hater? Are you basking in all of your tranplant-fan glory? I'm thinkin' mega prick-ish, not mega by itself... But whatevs, have fun running up scores to feel better about yourself. I'm waiting for Tom Brady to have 12 busted ribs after some pissed off D-lineman gets tired of the eighth TD of the contest...   Thews about: FYI... I still watch network via rabbit ears and a stnd Def TV. Soon they will take it away from me. Tear...   Thews about: Mark my words... The Browns will make the playoffs this year. Indians will also sweep the rockies. No, I am not still drunk.   Thews about: Tues night Douchebag award goes to.... Manny Ramirez!! What kind of a clueless fucking idiot admires his solo shot homerun as if it were some kind of game winning walk-off homer in the bottom of the 13th? Newsflash dipshit- your team is still down by four runs and two games... No need for self-absorbtion. Your team is choking, try being a little more clutch or inspiring Crisp to do something greater than sporting the no mustache Fu Manchu look.   Thews about: Ohhh, Prybar... I guaran-fuckin-tee somethings gonna happen Thursday. 7+ innings of 2 hit, no run baseball w/ 14 K's courtesy of one CC Sabathia en route to a clinch @ home for the WS, continuing onto a sweep of the JV baseball team from Colorado. Cleveland hates you back.   Thews about: Berg... You prove my point... consummate DORK!!   Thews about: Berg... Yeah, I think I'm doing both Tues & Thurs... Pick and choose or grace me with your presence, twice...   Thews about: Berg... I love you, but you are the comsummate dork! Are you still up for goin' dahntahn tonight for Tribe Revelry?? You don't return my calls anymore.... (tear)...   Thews about: Fall Ball Update... GO TRIBE!!!!!   Thews about: So.... Gark's awesome, just another good down to earth ball player. No ego just play ball and good attitude. This team is the best professional sports team as I've ever seen as far as chemistry goes. What a great group of people who play baseball.   Thews about: So.... How 'bout that Tribe? 11th inning explosions of 7 runs are fucking awesome. Long live the Dirt Dog, what a way to spark a fire!! Are you feelin' $5 poorer yet, Voit?? Berg, or anyone else, I suppose, you wanna go catch a game dahntahn in the electricity of awesome fall ball???   Thews about: Berg Is Norma his wife or his Mom? I wouldn't be able to be the fan I am in the Owner's box. Could say "fuck", probably couldn't spit beer or hi-five. Certainly can't pee in the stadium buddy. How could you even have fun? I'd be afraid I'd get kicked out before kick-off.... As a side note pulling the LeCharles look - jersey under sport coat is probably how I'd rock. You are going to have to curtail your boobie and blow job stories, somewhat.   Thews about: Sox - Tribe It's great that Kriegel just gifted the series to the Sox, so much for objective writing. Hey can eat my scrotal dander. What kind of a choad would think this this isn't going to be a closer, more meaniful series than AL vs. JV Baseball team?? Whatever, we're leaving it on the field...   Thews about: Wager $5 straight up on series victory and you're taking the Sox? If those are terms, I cyber-shake your hand in a goodwill gentlemen's wager. I'm going to spend my winnings on drunk.   Thews about: Hey Voit, Joo got your dancin' shoes don't joo... (Manny accent implied). What's your prediction and would you like to wager...   Thews about: In Rainbows "This activation has already been used..." By the way who wants to talk Radiohead, when we could talk tranis??   Thews about: i dont get the T Yeah, I want answers, too. I have a hard enough time picking up my wife as a straight man, let alone pretending to be a chick to pick up lesbian lovers. I would argue on the Garrison front, that any time your freakish segment of society gets recognition that's a good thing, because it's in the open for discussion, but the discussion has to be riddled with mockery and off-color jokes, right?? On a similar note ingesting large amount of testosterone to make your snatch into a snatch with a dangle makes for some nuaseating gross genitalia that would not go into my mouth...   Thews about: Music survey Has anyone heard of a band called "Man Man?" They opened for Ted Leo last night and were oddly catchy. Had a slighty Tom Waits sound with craziness abound. Ted did a sweet cover of Daft Punk's "One More Time" in the middle of his "Little Dawn" featured on the '04 Thews Mix "Not Gay"... I ramble   Thews about: October Voit, you ready to dance??? Tribe in 6. GO TRIBE!!   Thews about: sports n stuff n music I agree w/ Bub. What a game, though. I wonder when the national media gives the Tribe some kudos and treats them like a legitimate contender for the next 3 years or so. I think they won't and will just keep choking on NY cock despite their complete suckitude. Any notice Pay-rod and Jeter's no-fers, Costas didn't either. GO TRIBE!!!   Thews about: Borrr-ing You guys are quiet today. How about GO TRIBE!!!   Thews about: sports n stuff n music That's cool I was just rattlin' cages. What are your thoughts on the MLB playoffs, Bub?? Are you still on the wagon about baseballs? I can't wait to have a perfectly great excuse to swear off the NBA when LeBron shows up to Jacobs field wearing a Yanks hat, for no reason, except he likes NY. Asshole. No fans for you!!   Thews about: sports n stuff n music That's pretty interesting commentary coming from someone who had a championship ohhhh, 2 YEARS AGO!!! Leave us championship starved cities alone, if that came from Wes, maybe, but then again, he had a chamionship ohh, 3 years ago. If he didn't subscribe to the silly "Poser Nation" he would be valid, at least he's not a fan of the Yankees. I loathe the Yankees with my whole being. I can't wait to hear story after story of sports writers choking on the collective cock of the Yankee organization. Assholes. Seriously - shut up!!    Thews about: My friends are the best... I enjoyed all of your banter today. I was mad swamped with busy-ness or business (novel, I guess), so you were all spared my rightist venom. Unfortunately, I will not be able to converse for the forth-coming week because I'm going to San Fran with the wife and Dave and my sis. So do funny things and refer to genitalia often... Kisses, Thews...    Thews about: Douglas would = wouldn't, way to discredit my whole rant... GO BROWNS!! GO TRIBE!! I'm starting to wonderr if the Sox will make tio the dance or not, do you guys know the Heimlich??   Thews about: Douglas You cannot socialize one of the largest private sectors of the economy, without ramifications. Hilary is a Nazi bitch who'll never get the presidency, thank God (or Allah, or Yahweh). I can't believe as a (former?) Canuck you can't see the inherent problems of a government run healthcare system. Plus you're real smart, too. But, under a gov't-run system Everett would have even been administred the internal hypo-thermia treatment which will allow him to be a potentially productive member of society. Anytime you put something under gov't control it sucks. Eg - the BMV, NASA or education as a whole. We should be pushing to privitize more, not less.   Thews about: Tribe FYI... We are unstoppable, we'll see you punk Sox fans for an October dance, bitches!!   Thews about: This just in... Frye being traded. I guess our ineptitude extends to the Coaching and front office realm...   Thews about: Gayness 40% gay, I could been gayer, if I answered differently on some questions.   Thews about: smoking ban I hate the government. I think the bubdotcompound should seceed from the union and embark an experiment of self-governance. It would be awesome!   Thews about: Cavemen What would be funny is inserting a Caveman into anyone one of those other sitcoms/ dramas. Hijinx would ensue...   Thews about: politics I wish that fuck-face asshole who wastes all of our $$ - Dennis KUCINICH had gone on to better things in HELL...   Thews about: Football... makes my penis firm. Baseball playoffs, too, but mostly football.   Thews about: Boston Awesome Sox The tribe has some quality pitching as well, maybe we'll do the dance sometime in October, bitches...   Thews about: Browns GM is to blame for warped perceptions in NE Ohio And Bills... you wait and see... nay-sayers   Thews about: Browns GM is to blame for warped perceptions in NE Ohio And cardinals...   Thews about: bye bye soccer There is no way we are some sort of US microcosm. We are way too cool, intelligent and better-looking (except Berg) than the stupid sheep-like masses.    Thews about: Hey Andy - It's cool, I just don't want that to happen on account of you saying so.   Thews about: advice for Browns fans Do the Bills really dress their sleds in Norwood jerseys? That's fuckin' rough, no wonder he's in the witness protection program...   Thews about: Hey Andy - FUCK YOU AND YOUR PREDICTION!!   Thews about: Tribe Anyone see the tribe turn a Triple play last night?? Kinda cool...   Thews about: wow I thought my seed was present enough....   Thews about: Thank you for sharing knowledge that I did not have previously. Thews.   Thews about: hockey What's a hab? Is it a canuck, or a canadien, I can't think of other Canada based teams, the Nordiques, the Jets?   Thews about: just cuz they Great rock-out faces by Caleb, great song, too!! Thnx. I was called out by the DJ/ MC as "the party guy." More people needed to dance and not mingle so much, but I'm a dance floor whore.   Thews about: Steely McBeam Kind of like your Super Bowl victory... ;-) Anyhoo, who'll be in town tomorrow night and what are you all doing??   Thews about: Steely McBeam = GHEY> SUPER-GHEY!!   Thews about: Berg Why would you type that out?? You're a tool. Kisses.   Thews about: politicos Check this out...  Candidate litmus test... Thews about: Berg I'm pretty sure heresy will send you straight to hell! See you there!   Thews about: ala carte I agree Berg, you dug your own grave on this one, not to mention making us Browns fans look irrational and stupid. I'm sure there will be some witty response to that last bit, but oh well...   Thews about: jim gaffigan When will Harolds do stand up? I wanna watch him do the Cock Pocket bit in his cryptic language where many things are pluralized. That, sir, is comedy!!   Thews about: are you fucking kidding me?!?! You're bleeding heart tendancies are surfacing again, Berg. Doesn't everyone deserve to drive a safe Volvo car, too. If anything athletes should be held to a higher standard and not get second chances. Then all kinds of impressionable youth will realize there are consequences for their actions. Tough love, bitch, it works. Along with capital punishment. Who wants a rehabed child molester or murderer or wife beater, kill em. Would you buy a refurbished cell phone?? I wouldn't...   Thews about: killer drum solo This isn't too bad either, he doesn't go stickless, but there's a sweet cowbell part...  Peart Thews about: baseballs Lofton has no rings and this is his third stint in the teepee. That had to be pretty cool time @ the game, A. One of the few we've been able to score runs in on the home stand. Lofton got a rally-pie after the game.   Thews about: Pants I like tight pants that show what leg your dong is pressed against.   Thews about: poop Why does you always have weird poop thoughts & stories??   Thews about: Quinn That mofo better shape up and realize we did him a favor grabbing him @ 22, otherwise he would slid into round 2. He should play for free his first year until he played some snaps and has some sort of worth. Right now, as far as I'm concerned he can sit out, we won't have to pay him a dime and we'll deal with what we've got. Stupid pompus little shit hasn't done anything yet. That little bitch should grow some sack and say "Hey, Tom Condon, we're not doing anyone (except yourself) any favors by me sitting out of camp. I should be in camp, get shit done for me you represent me, not next year's draft pick." Fuck agents ruining sports!! Those two should sit down and watch Jerry McGuire together. $75 for a hold-outs autograph - such a deal. I guess that's what you do when you're not WORKING!!   Thews about: Footballs Bruce Ariens was the Browns offensive coord'r for a stint. Chudzinski -"Chud" - is the new off coord, from SD. I'm optimistic for his style being productive.   Thews about: Footballs This is my favorite part of the season!! All untapped potential, everyone could win the superbowl. I can just relish in the any given Sunday mentality. And we can't be worse off than last year, right?? Have fun w/ Arians, he worked wonders for the Browns, what did he muster 7 total yards against your Bills??? I'll take Chud any day, even without seeing his product.   Thews about: Nicole Richie While knocked up no less.   Thews about: Hold the phone Are you fuckin serious, Voit? You like the machinist? OK maybe I need to watch it again, I wasn't impressed with much other than how much weight he was able to lose, it had potential but fell short I think. Clive Owen has been a little bit of a skid with me, wasn't a big fan of Closer, or Children of Men, again, both had potential but fell short, IMHO, I'll sleep when I'm dead could easily be one of the worst movies I've ever seen, ever... I think I'd rather fuck a cheese grater. Ryan Gosing was OK in Half-Nelson, but there was no resolution to the plot. You need to give me some fuckin' closure. For anyone lookin for a good flick - check out Layer Cake w/ Daniel Craig. It's sweet, Rodebaugh will back me....   Thews about: I Did you get any metal put in you??   Thews about: Stuffed Yeah, it was a 2190 calorie lunch. I am going to the tribe game tonight for dollar dog night, I'm going to try for 5 although I may take the under on that one. Add a beer or two and we could be looking at a 4000 calorie day, jealous much??   Thews about: Stuffed I just had 2 Chipotle burritos for lunch. Hello afternoon food coma. Can't wait to see those in poop form.   Thews about: I don't hate you, just your shit rotten team and stupid yinzer fans. I tried to get tix to the season opener, ticketmaster said you're too slow @ 10am (when they went on sale to the "general public") and ebay said gimme your kidney, we'll see...   Thews about: tribe v. sox There's going to be some real good pitching match-ups in te series. In addition to the lester story, there's Dice K v. CC tomorrow and Beckett v. Carmona Weds. Can't wait to beat you guys back into reality a bit, you had quite the start but they're plateau-ing a bit... Anyhoo, should be fun. Go tribe! Fuck the Yanks!!   Thews about: gay sex I was not planning to "through" or throw (for those of us who know how to use words) a coolie party. Cristen has a friend who is "through"ing a party the same night as Nolde's nuptials. See is leaving early to attend and would like me to go. I told her I didn't know what was going on in the way of out-of-town coolies and what to do with them, especially if some of those coolies want pet our Dag or poop in our luggage. That is why I asked about coordination difficulty. Anyhoo, a pond is just going to make drunk peeps want to pee. Discuss...   Thews about: gay sex I will piss in your pond. Period.   Thews about: gay sex How big is your boner for the last Potter, Berg? Is it so big that it will get in the way of the LotR score concert @ Blossom. That's quite a dork dilemma - which to chose??... I hope you run into someone that is reading the new Potter @ the concert. If I see someone reading it, I'm just going to to tell them Harry dies, then laugh manically.   Thews about: gay sex Do I owe you $$? Who is going to Nolde's wedding and what are lodging plans for said event? I am trying to coordinate out-of-town coolies with a coolie local party and was trying to gauge coordination difficulty. Voit - favorite memo comment.....GO!!   Thews about: Vick Other wannabe thugs, and dogfighting promoters and kennels would wear a Vick jersey I'm sure. I just ordered a Vick Browns jersey. I'm going to wear it in the Dawg pound...    Thews about: Vick Makes me glad A'ron and I never went through with the "Beta (fish) Fight Night" party...   Thews about: FYI My co-worker always wants to know why I smile and laugh at my "AutoCAD". I sent her a link, she may be voyeuring - so be entertaining dammit!!   Thews about: Please comment so I don Live Earth and the whole carbon footprint movement is a huge hypocrisy. Let's call awareness to hundreds of artists travelling around the world via private jet to say the common folk - "sheep" should all ride bikes to their job around the corner. Al Gore is a hypocritical pompus ass. Do as I say, not as I do.... I'm still shocked to think that people can actually think that collectively we can change the CLIMATE, seriously CONTROL THE FUCKING WEATHER, we can do that?? Really?? If you say so Al Gore, it must be true.   Thews about: please comment so I don Voit, you're too funny. I almost choked on my post-McD-lunch altoid whilst laughing about Hairspray. And just remember, there's no I in Threesome.   Thews about: Rock Star As a fellow motorcycle accident recipiant, my leg, knee, feet and taint go out to our injured Rock Star, maybe I'll have a bionic bro when it's all said and done.   Thews about: tribe I think we can retain him, he wants to stay, but they're only going to offer a 4 or 5 year contract, not a 7-8 year deal.   Thews about: MUSIC Amy Winehouse?? Bluesy, sounds like she gargles with gravel??   Thews about: movies Actually, Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey are in both movies, although Red Dawn is a little more stacked in the actors department (Charlie Sheen, C. Thomas Howell, Leah Thopmson) it's almost like the Outsiders.   Thews about: movies Wolverines!!!!   Thews about: For Fun I have no words for something like...  This Thews about: New Music Sounds logical... I'm not gonna check you, just believe you.   Thews about: New Music And Brody is not working @ Best Buy, he's schooling some bitches @ puppy class. There's a daschund pup in the the class (really cute) but I'd love to see Broderick to hump her 3" high ass, that would make for impressive dag-sex acrobatics...   Thews about: New Music Why do they always release on a Tues, you ever notice that??   Thews about: New Music Good tunes are out today, new Interpol, Spoon, Smashing Pumpkins? - don't they suck yet? I'll conveniently be located by a Best Buy tonight for procurement, thanks to the Brodster...   Thews about: Roll call In the office but swamped, I'll check in later. Kisses.   Thews about: telephone Yeah, our IT guy was telling us about it. I guess the touch screen letters & numbers are hard to use if you have fat/stubby digits, too. I really just need a phone to talk to people.   Thews about: telephone Except java and flash applications don't work on it's outdated internet chip, so you don't really have internet.   Thews about: Led Zep Besides Ramble On, what other songs reference LoTR?   Thews about: Browns / Bills NO - Thews still has your check in his possession. Greenberg's schedule is tought to deal with. Maybe this week sometime it'll be cashed to the cap.   Thews about: seriously Honey, do you think KFC is still open??   Thews about: seriously Femmes, huh, that pretty cool, were they fun? Who's Scuzer?    Thews about: seriously What was the event that involving drinking? The Thurs in the park? Who performed? Just beer or did you wander into the liquor department later, tell me more...   Thews about: green WTF???   Thews about: Subway But do you like Taco Bell, Mr. Voit??   Thews about: Subway Let the poor get coronary artery disease and die, then we've fixed the poverty problem and can save some tax dollars while we're at it. By the way, Didn't you Dems rip Dan Quayle for the same spelling mistake (p-o-t-a-t-o-E?)??!? You must be an absolute imbecile!! That's one of my favorite Dem talking points. Quayle/ Reagan/ Bush 41/ Bush 43 is stupid, yet peanut farmer Jimmy Carter should win a nobel prize - he's sooooo smart. I don't care for the Jared ad campaign either, stupid elephant skin Jared and his "health kick." Taco Bell 4-eva!! Resume your fun-filled day at work.   Thews about: Hottie I thought she'd look more like Berg...  Not Greenberg Thews about: Architect Not to be a dick, but... You could also take the tests and quit belly-aching. Love, Thews, Architect    Thews about: Poverty No one can convince me that poverty is not controlled by the choices and priorities the poor make.   Thews about: Reasons to hate Baseball Note that nearly half the team is made of Yankees, need I say more??  Jerks Thews about: sorry c-town I was wondeirng that myself, we have plenty of scrubs to take out Tony Parker, so what if we don't have Ira Newble or Scot Pollard?? Would your team get disqualified for that if you just had a scrub tackle and beat the MVP??? I don't see why...   Thews about: sorry c-town It's called a "vertebeard" and it is atrocious. At least he's not effin French.   Thews about: Go Cavs!!   Mike Brown's Thoughts Thews about: Nuptials I spoke too soon last weekend, we got our invite yesterday. Good thing cool folks are going. I could potentially house guests again, but I'll have to discuss with the wife...   Thews about: Nuptials Who is going to Nolde's wedding??   Thews about: Where... is everyone? Entertain me.   Thews about: KoL Oh, I got the Blistered, cracked and bleeding. I thought you were telling BigE he used a clever KoL reference, I did think they had a song about Mr. Wizard on Nickelodeon. That's what caused my confusion.   Thews about: KoL Tell me more about the show!! You know, besides awesome!!   Thews about: Mr. wizard What KOL reference? Explain... You should go Bigs, even for $100 dollars, it's worth it.   Thews about: Tix Berg - When are you planning to procure tix to the Browns v. Bills?   Thews about: footballs BERG - when are you purchasing these tix??   Thews about: Brunt You know, we could play some not-so-serious Ultimate at the park on Saturday.... I own a disc.   Thews about: Brunt's Reception Can't wait for the awkward run-in with Kwolek. Yeah we used to fuck, you know my WIFE Cristen, no? Oh well, that's what drinks are for.   Thews about: Collections Well than Greenberg can deal and follow up with "hey you guys each owe me $6.75" on his own time...   Thews about: Collections Voit, you were supposed to give me a check that I would get to Berg who'll be in NY till father's day or there abouts (6-17) so you could buy yourself some time by snail mailing it to him on The 13th or 14th, since he was supposed to get the exact amount last night to post. 50 even sounds like Berg should be covering "+ stupid fees." But who am I to tell someone how to conduct collections.   Thews about: footballs I like grapefruit sized junk in spandex. Stupid Cincinaticca Bungles and their junk.   Thews about: Brunt Can I have my dog come and herd little kids all afternoon while chasing balls and frisbees?? He won't be drinking - I'll do that for him.   Thews about: Research... I don't care for it, I prefer fear-mongering instead.| Thanks Lany your level of responsibility is head & shoulders above my own. ;-)   Thews about: Brunt Good call Sweeney. Typically the metro parks do not allow alkiholz, maybe the got an exception, or I'm missing something. I'm glad you put my concerns to rest. But if anyone knows someone for blotter.....   Thews about: Brunt It's at a metropark, will it be dry?? Cuz I'll need to find a good bit of blotter if it is.   Thews about: Brunt's Reception Who will be in town this weekend? What's everyone's take on attire for the Brunt reception?    Thews about: NBA Finals Yin'z just jealous cuz you don't have a thug-handball team n'at. Go Cavs!! Poop on P'burgh!!   Thews about: Maine Where is the summer house in Maine again? Not only am I stupid, I don't listen very well.   Thews about: pet peeve of the day A'ron, you apparently have no appreciation for the Arts. Don't get me start on Tool. After listening to Alan Cross and the super awesome art-ness that is Tool, you might not understand how cool the secret track actually is. I'm sure you can edit the tracks or burn a custom CD with out the extra dead space. You seem pretty sharp and you're certainly not working on the teleporter, or the grass-top table. Separate note those of you how are not making an effort to go see KoL live are silly geese. One of the best shows I've ever seen. Outstanding crowd participation. Caleb said Cleveland was the best stop on the tour. So I hope that might be able to get us C-towners a bonus gig. Absolute-bonerific. If anyone has interest in travelling for a "road show" - ring me, I'd seriously consider it!!    Thews about: KoL I get to rock out tonight!!!   Thews about: You never heard this **Worthy of Rant Page** Please describe to me what is the NY Times, then? A reputable news source.|   Thews about: what summer album are you most excited about? The new Kings of Leon. I'm going to dial them up live & in person w/ the wife and Hen and Berg on Tues. night. Stupid week night concerts making me feel hung the morning after.   Thews about: Coolest thing eva!!   Absolute Radicality!! Thews about: suicidal Maybe Hen and I can help realign the stars whilst rocking out @ the Hip concert tonight. As one resident of a cursed city to another - I feel your anguish. And let's remember that there is still hockey left to play... Mind control w/ positive thoughts!!   Thews about: Thews Hello, I'm at work - working...|   Thews about: Music Seriously, Bub, that was a great post grenade. I had to keep me guffaws stuffed inside which led to the "silent shoulder shake" laugh.    Thews about: Music HAHAHAHA ha ha!! Berg is ghey!!   Thews about: Party? A'ron - it's sent.   Thews about: Bone sent out an evite to one of your email addresses.   Thews about: Party? Rodebaugn, Berg, D-rok are you guys planning to attend the Pantuso Bachelor party??   Thews about: Lists Statistics are just fodder for spin, like that conversation Mr. Voit and I had over super cheesy sandos, pre-hip concert. You can numbers to show anything. You could prove Winston Churchill was a vegetable. I'll show you the proof tomorrow... Maybe everyone protesting cuz they know it's a heap of shit|   Thews about: Wishes Thanks for the B-day wishes! I'm old today, but at least I'm not 30 yet!!   Thews about: Tracklist I wasn't implying that at all....   Thews about: Tracklist Wesley, dear, at your convenience could you send it my way??    Thews about: Official Just got confirmation in the mail, you can now boast that you're friends with Thews, Architect #0714352. Here's to increased liability and minimal benefits!!   Thews about: Reatrd Part Duex My posts were getting cropped, I'm stupid.   Thews about: Retard I was trying to ask if anyone would be interested in going to 'Palooza with me. I should lay off the Sharpie-sniffin.   Thews about: Lollapalooza   Whoops Thews about: Lollapalooza Does anyone have interest in going to this with Thews? I think the line-up may be better than Bonnaroo. Lemme know...  http://www.lollapalooza.com/default.asp?fd=1 Thews about: P'burgh NBD, she'll deal ...   Thews about: P'burgh What do I search under wiki - waterfront??   Thews about: P'burgh Is there a website for the "Waterfront" by the old Still Mill in Homestead?? A cool co-worker wants to know....   Thews about: sports guy Unfortunately, the line is "Put him in a Body Bag, Johnny!" Followed by a shrill weasel laugh. B+ for throwback, D- on execution.   Thews about: Drive time So I am looking at a solid 14 hours via car, ultra conservative, or is the Casa Ingles outtathaway from Casa Ingles en Maine. Without being a super stalker could I get an address to mapquest, I don't want to be creepy....   Thews about: Maine Due to the wife's limited vacation resources and our unlimited list of vacation opportunities this summer/ fall, we discussed driving up on the 4th (passing on the Boston mini-trip) and camping, drinking, skinny dipping, laughing and Dag corraling through Sunday. Provided that works for peeps. Discuss...   Thews about: Tunes What's Rjd2? Is that code for a longer nam or is that the name of the group? Just curious, or uncool.   Thews about: The Hip Dickey, I sent one to your hotmail, doesn't matter, are you still in for Saturday's festivities? You did NOT procure a ticket for yourself, correct, because I have one for you. What are your plans for said socialization and rock out?   Thews about: The Hip Voit, have you heard anything on the Dickey front regarding Saturday. I emailed him, but haven't heard back from him.   Thews about: The Dag He'll get to be medium sized. 35 - 40 lbs. He doesn't like trying to crap in 2 ft. of snow, I learned that this weekend. Stupid April blizzards.   Thews about: Still a Bitch... Don't be fooled, just because pics have been posted doesn't mean I've reliquished my bitch status. Crawl and Dag for your perusal and enjoyment. Kisses.   Thews about: Bitch As in, I am one. I've been stuck at work late all week and corralling the pup when I get home, so that's my excuse, I'll get them up there this weekend, cause I can't get to the ftp @ work. The Dag is Brody. Greenberg, your people killed our lord, you don't get to take the day off to celebrate that. I joke...   Thews about: OK Friday My wife gets off early and is planning to bring the Dag to the offices (hers and mine) for puppy love-ness. I'm jealous. I don't really care to work today.   Thews about: Math It's really rather simple 162 divided by three. It's easier if you split into two parts and ad the quotients of 150 divided by three and 12 divided by three. Or there that calculator device that comes in handy occasionally, but my guess is that Bub gets along with Math and he uses it daily - almost like it's second nature - kind of like the rest of us, except you, Berg.   Thews about: KoL 14th track on iTunes or B side of the On-Call single - My Third Home.   Thews about: KoL I think Fans may be my favorite, Ragoo is up there too.   Thews about: KoL I listened to On-Call and the other two D-rok posted but after he started to put up half the album, I said garbage, I'll wait. I like Knocked Up quite a bit. Very different and mature.   Thews about: Stealing, not stelling - that's not a word.   Thews about: Crazy Fuckin' Keith Richards stelling my ideas for my remains.  Cut me a line of Thews Thews about: Maine I'm pretty sure I'll make it out that way if all of my vices can be tolerated.   Thews about: Maine Is Maine fire-friendly, and alkiholz friendly?    Thews about: I'm a bitch Yeah, I forgot to post pics last night because i ended up hosting the Hen and watching sub-par collegiate athletics. Tonight, I promise. Oh, everyone should go pick up the new KoL, in stores today!!   Thews about: Sween Good call, check a desk calendar, Rodebaugh. Is Maine Dag-friendly? My pref would be to spend the 4th in Maine making out with you all and your Dags.   Thews about: Stupid ftp I can't get to the ftp site from work, so I guess you guys will need to wait. I'll upload tonight, though. My apologies.    Thews about: Computer Assistance Thanks, Brad, that was it exactly!! Pics forth-coming.   Thews about: Dag His name is Brody, he 8 weeks old and is an Australian cattledag mix, but he's mostly cattledag looking. He's either super amped or sleeping - all or nothing, but he fetches and will be training for the frisbee dag olympics soon.   Thews about: Computer Assistance For those paying attention to the board today, if you can help solve this issue, I'll post crawl pics and pics of our new DAG!! My camera is plugged into my CPU, but does not show up in the drive tree (C:, D:, etc.). I've run into this in the past with my iPod and basically I have to rename the drive volume as Z or something because the default name is taken by another system device. It's changed through the Device Manager or something. Anyhoo... if you can helps you win, if you can't you'll have to wait until later tonight (read: tomorrow). Kisses!!   Thews about: Definition What's "toady"? And are you asking to view hockey the weekend of the Hip show, or I should watch hockey, while listening to the Hip, or both. Does your wife have a ticket yet, Cristen told me she would surrender her's if our wives made out some for me to videotape. Err - for nothing rather, cuz Cristen is awesome and not familiar with the Hip. I told her we'd have to meet up & crush after the show with her. On an equally radical note, I received my KoL tix yesterday and fellated myself upon their arrival.   Thews about: Electrical Troubleshoot I am going to take apart the breaker panel tonight and see if the breaker went bad. If that's not it, I'll probably be calling an electrician. :-(   Thews about: Harvard I went to Harvard and got my doctor's in "Choosing Friends." You guys rule.   Thews about: Electrical Troubleshoot I'll check the breaker, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do the other part. :-(   Thews about: Electrical Troubleshoot I have a voltage tester. I checked the switch, cause that needs power before the light, right, there was no power at the switch. All outlets show no power and I believe all the lights & outlets up there are on the same circuit. The light was unwired from the circuit, but the series wiring was reconnected. I wanted to see if the light was bad and interrupting the series, but after reconnecting, still no power. Could the breaker go bad for just that circuit? That seems like the best idea I've heard, which I haven't checked.    Thews about: Electrical Troubleshoot Some of you have some electrical knowledge, so I'd like to employ your help if I may. The situation, my power has been knocked out to my attic since crawl weekend. There were two electrical incidents that may have contributed to the current situation. Bill knocked out a light in the basement which we proceeded to stick a yam into. I've fixed the fixture and there are no major issues on that light's circuit. Someone bumped or knocked the main light fixture in the attic. I've since removed that fixture but that has not helped restore power to any of the outlets (5) or the other light in the storage space adjacent. It's not a circuit breaker - checked those. Power was in that space on Thurs before mayhem ensued. Power everywhere else in the house seems unaffected. Does anyone have any ideas to check or fix before I hire an electrician for hundred of dollars, so he can flip a switch somewhere and rape me. Many kisses.    Thews about: I have some pics, that I haven't even looked at, I'll try to get them posted this week sometime.   Thews about: Bevos I have no problem cooking with beer, our corned beef had some of that classy blue ribbon beer in it. Furniture, though - hello tacky frat house!!   Thews about: KoL They should be releasing a second leg of their tour in late summer/ fall after Bonnaroo, I told them they should go to your neck of the woods so we could crush and check them out, like we did in '05.   Thews about: Here's the important music question - which of you fools will be joining my lovely wife and I at the Kings of Leon show???   Ahhaaaa!! Shaaaa-haaake!! Thews about: P-Bears I want a pet Polar Bear, fuck a guard dog - I've got a huge white bear!!   Thews about: 80's hair metal Cinderella? I dunno, you've stumped the Thews.   Thews about: 80's hair metal got me, I dunno, how 'bout a hint?   Thews about: Ancy I have the shakes and feel like I need to puke because of the sheer excitement of the impending weekend.   Thews about: 80's hair metal Lita Ford - Kiss Me Deadly   Thews about: 80's hair metal Warrant - Heaven   Thews about: Cracked Bratwurst I get to see a good portion of you in less than 12 hours and all of you in about 30 hours, then I get to drink my face off and the whole thing has my wife's blessing - can you say turgidity??  As in my dong... Thews about: I heard psychedelics at concert are not fun, that's what some American guy told me, but he saw evil clowns, so maybe he was wrong.   Thews about: The Chinese Here's a reason for China to ban us. Fuck you chinese with your cheap manufacturing and carte blache for pollution and the fact that you're still communist and you oppress you citizens. It sucks don't have enough chinese chics to reproduce with your burgeoning male populace - goes to show with your population meddling. Boy talk about about short-sightedness. Get it?? Chinese, Short-sighted. Take that 1 billion rice farmers!!   Thews about: Hey Voit... That was a good intro into a sweet porn sequence. Was she cute?? Drunk blonde chics, lost and confused, mmmmmm...   Thews about: Gay, but Not Gay So I got a BBC nature flick on the life in the ocean and it made me want to eat a bunch of psychedelia, nothing is cooler than watching schools of fish or crazy bioluminescence in the deep waters of the ocean. All I wanted when I saw Babel was for the horny deaf/mute to get fucked, that's all she wanted too, I'm surprised she didn't jump, I would've written it that way. But I'm not a hoity-toity H'wood cinema as art head, either. So.... whateva   Thews about: RA Congrats, you edged me out. I took my last test on Friday (assuming my ugly-ass building was code-compliant). Just waiting on results...    Thews about: Crawl Does anyone have requests for activities on Fri night or Saturday? Some people would like to go downtown for the St. Pat's parade. I know that crazy hairy kid has to go shave his head are people joining him for that? Just wanted to work plans out...   Thews about: I hate Jamal Lewis... so I'm not even talking about it. Who plans on staying @ Chez Thews for the crawl? What nights? I'm trying to plan for yinz and potential others that want to bask in out mmmmmmmega-tude? I know the Voits and Mountains, are your cohorts crashing as well or am I housing all the sweet couples and all those rowdy bachelors will be @ Berg's? Just trying to accomodate all the fine ass!!   Thews about: TV on the Radio While Wolf Like Me is still probably my favorite cut. They brought the opening band (crazy wierd band, the singer was like Carrot-top with all his artsy props and looked like Robert Downy Jr mixed with Prince. They all played electronic gadgets, except they guy playing sax/ recorder. Anyhoo...) and all rocked out with bells and cymbals and things to bang on for A Method which was rad. Then they closed with Staring at the Sun, which I called before they even started to play it. I'm awesome, so was the show.   Thews about: I'm back bitches!! What's up regular board posters!! I rocked out to Wolf Like Me live last night and had 8 PBRs. So sweet!!   Thews about: zzzz Umm, Beethoven was deaf, does he count as a "good" musician?? And speaking of visual ART, A'ron...    Thews about: Visual Art Speaking of visual ART, A'ron...   Thews about: Crawl Weekend I know everyone likes to hang @ Berg's, but anyone who would prefer not to get shot at or deal with his crazy cats is more than welcome @ the House of Thews. 1 Bed, 1 Futon, 1 air mattress, lots of floor space. 1 hair clog free shower. All cool folks are welcome. Lemme know...   Thews about: Crawl Berg - I'm still waiting on info from you!!   Thews about: KoL Are you serious?? Eff yeah!!   Thews about: SPORTS Amen, Berg!!   Thews about: holy awesome! So, seriously, who's interested in going? Besides me. Cause, I can probably get the Hen to go at worst and I only need one other person to enjoy awesomeness and KoL and The Police, I was going to check them out anyway, plus Tool and Spoon and Aesop rock and the Black Keys. Let's make plans. Seriously.    Thews about: Anna I'm no forensic death person, but I'll wager a pinky it was TrimSpa related (read: cocaine OD).   Thews about: Wes' habit I'm sur eyou picked up the new Bloc Party, how's that???   Thews about: Happy! Kisses for Laner!!    Thews about: crazy astronaut broad You know Berg, astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry so take some of the wierd out of that, but why would anyone want to do that? Crazy Bitch!! Was she even banging the astro-guy? Or just effin psycho?    Thews about: KoL Check the album motif and the band's take on the upcoming release. In particular Dylan on Trani...  Ahhaaaa!! Thews about: KoL Yeah, not that big of a fan.| I'm surethey'll be touring to support it, we should do another group concert event in OH-PA-B-lo. Or Canada if need be.   Thews about: The Hip Sorry for the double notification. I have 4 tix.   Thews about: The Hip Voit are you and Laner up for the Hip? I have 4 tix presale in the process of being purchased. Give me the green light and they're ours.   Thews about: The Hip I hear the Hip is playing on Sat April 14th @ the House of Blues, Cleveland. Is B-lo interested??   Thews about: St. P's Are there proposals out there for said event?? If yes, where could a lowly Thews review said proposals. Or are we all lazy and going to draw straws at the last minute? Either is fine I am just trying to plan my life and my last ARE division.    Thews about: Grammar RULES!! Here's something to comb over. Make sure Toner gets his eyes on this...  There & They're Thews about: Guilty of wood-like texture! To the gallows with me!!   Thews about: Sketch UP And you like silicon boobies, Berg.   Thews about: Sketch UP I have vinyl siding on my house, but I wish it was wood siding. Try to remain my friend, Wes.   Thews about: A CPU ?? Is there anything worth holding onto into in you C:\ Temp Internet folder? Can I just delete all the crap that adds up there?? I am trying to streamline the amount of shit gumming up the works on my home station.   Thews about: D-rok... is my mmmmmawesome hero!! I can't wait to crush with him soon.   Thews about: D-rok... is a fuckin' commie bastard. Capitalism makes everything suck, my ass - go fuckin live in Russia, or Cuba you Red!!   Thews about: Wet Kisses Love to the Paulings from the Thewses. Glad everything went as well as could be hoped for. Everyone stay healthy for awhile, for cryin out loud! If anyone is in the Cleveland area this weekend, and looking for something to do, let me know... I could assist in fun. Oh and just for mawesome... check this out!!  SWEEEEET!! Thews about: Vacation The House of Thews will be very interested in ONE, tentatively, we'll have to see how much time we have leftover and if we make it to San Fran this year. If SF does not pan out. One of the said Va-Ks will needed to be taken with you fools, please keep us posted on both in the meantime. Woo-hoo ridin' the fence gives my taint splinters!!   Thews about: Wet Kisses Crush together? Is that akin to "Taking a Smash"?   Thews about: Wet Kisses & Gold Stars... For Wesley!!! Thanks, your a music Tuesday savior!!   Thews about: The Hip Feed my addiction, Voit. Pleeease.   Thews about: A request Voit, or whoever, could I get some more Trag Hip? I'm addicted to that World Container album, maybe the album with the 38 yr old song??   Thews about: Coaching How pissed will all you Yinzers be when Cowher returns to his old alma mater the Cleveland Browns for the '08 season?? Just curious.   Thews about: 2006 Hey Voit, when can we sink our teeth into part duex of Andy's double disc??   Thews about: It's mine...   Thews about: Hey Voit... Actually if these songs keep comin at me from the year of our Lord 1976, I may not need those track listings after all, we'll see how obscure you get.   Thews about: Hey Voit... You got an artist/track list for that Andy E compilation? I'm anal and I have iTunes and I just so happen to be anal with my iTunes as well, so, if you could, help a brotha out....   Thews about: Muzak Upload as you wish Mr. Voit!   Thews about: Muzak Voit give five minutes and thirty some seconds from this post and I'll be done with NOW. Thanks and kisses, Thews.   Thews about: ARE I'll be done by spring, suckas! Then, I'm gonna kick my old man's ass and make him help me build a sweet ass deck! Then I'm gonna host a sweet effin' comp weekend and make love to my wife and get a DAG!! That's a sweet fuckin' spring, Voit!!   Thews about: ARE That's do-able, barring crazy things that pop up. I've always scheduled one at a time to evaluate my upcoming schedule. But then again, I did plan one the Thursday before Xmas (not smart). And not to shit on your parade or anything, I thought the M/E division was switching over Feb 1. I may be misinformed, though. I'm taking my M/E last Fri in Jan, maybe 26th? Then just one lowly graphic division remains.   Thews about: Safe & Sound House of Thews plus the Rodebaughs made it home safe without incident. Thanks for concern, however, Bub. You guys are the best, I'm very thankful we get to see everyone as much as we do. Thanks for hosting again, Berg! Kisses!   Thews about: Absent Anyone around today??   Thews about: Loves... You guys are rad! It was great to see everyone on Sat. A real holiday upper, that I was in need of. Hope everyone got the proper treatment from Claus. I got a Comp. Mitre saw w/ a laser, too!! And a firepit! The wife got a elliptical machine, I'm glad I was not the one to get it for her...    Thews about: Happy! Merry! Thews is at work, longing to leave. Wishing everyone happy and safe festivities. Kisses to all from the Thewses!   Thews about: Happy! I'm sending 30 cyber-spankings your way Mr. English, and one big cyber-wet kiss. Old is in the mind, join me in being out of my mind for years to come!!   Thews about: Restaurant smashy smashy Todd Westover worked on Bricco, mostly a mechanical hood for their pizza oven, but none-the-less, he worked on it. Fuel and Posh, too. I also used to be a lot cooler then... :-(   Thews about: almost famous This is the best part of the article: "To make matters worse, she offered to pay for the salad. He joked that he would've let her if he didn't have a coupon." How the chosen ones roll!! That's to funny to be fabricated!!   Thews about: Estadios Fuck the cowboys and fuck their shit-ass rotten stadium. If I puked up bile maggot-ridden carrion and took a bloody beer shit on top of my freshly laid puke, it would be cleaner and more desirable that a seat in Dallas stadium. You hear that Ortiz brothers? Next time I see you mexi-fucks there's a shiv in it for the both of yas. I'll be adding movies to the queue at lunch, no need for hostility Dickey, as I was not at competion weekend :-(    Thews about: Absence I posted Friday. I've just been busy studying at lunch and tryin to get some work done. I still love you guys, if you need some reassurance.   Thews about: Bdc I was an asshole before bdc was even a twinkle in Bub's eye... I concur, it definately fits much like my sequin thong!   Thews about: Browns Bashing My fave was when Gumbel pointed out on the national broadcast that Josh Cribbs got busted for having "6 one ounce bags of marijuana in his apartment". Nevermind his abilities as football player, or anything. Why didn't I ever hear how many 1-kilo bags of cocaine Jamal Lewis was trafficing??   Thews about: Stillers are composed of rat shit and corn meal! What the eff is the Stillers mascot?? A Black Asian playing football? A toothless hilljack Yinzer in a steel foundry? Those three stupid diamonds that represent a metal? You fuckers are so welf you can only afford one side of your helmet to have a logo! I can't wait to kick your asses!!   Thews about: Sweet Browns Victory!! Would anyone in Cleveland / Cfalls area like to cheer the Browns onto victory tomorrow night while defacating and urinating on likeness of Yinzers? After the victory, I was planning on driving into the 'Burgh abducting a small yinzer child and thoroughly sodomizing it before sacrificing it to the Football gods. Anyone??   Thews about: Stillers eat my poo! Yinz are with out my two favorite racial hybrids of Football - Black Asians and Samoans. Willie Parker will continue to be contained by the Browns D. Ben sucks and will receive concussion 4 or 5 or 83 at the hands of one Mr. Wimbley. GO BROWNS!!!!   Thews about: Lamentations I just bought my vehicle - wha-wha (muted trumpet loser sound)   Thews about: Lamentations O!! H!! Mofos!!   Thews about: Terd McMuffin Apparent to whom??    Thews about: ARE Yeah, I got a postcard for that in the mail about a week after I scheduled another division, the bitch of it is, it was sent to Cuyahoga Falls, so I might of gotten it time to schedule that division rather than general structures. So now spelling of hydrochronodrybulbometer is going to effin' count?!?! EFF that!!   Thews about: UL Help Check this website out it may be helpful for anyone with UL issues.  Love, Thews!! Thews about: pittsburgh BURN!!!!!!!!!! O!! H!!   Thews about: Some Monday humor... Remember GI Joe? They were awesome!! Remember those "Knowing is half the battle" PSA's they used to do. These are cooler.  YO! Joe! Thews about: meng weekend House of Thews is available for people to crash at after festa del Meng. Let me know if there is interest. Our home does not smell like cat or Greenberg.   Thews about: Convert This may be way oversimplified but these are the exact steps I use. I unzip the file. I then select all the individual files (tracks), then I drag those right into my iTunes library. iTunes will say some files are not compatible, blah, blah would you like to convert them? I answer yes and it converts the other file type to AAC or whatever iTunes uses.   Thews about: friday music happy Thanks Wes, I actually know how to convert any file format to listen to on my iTunes. It's not rocket science. Thanks for the tunes. A - why don't you get iTunes as a player at work - it's free - if your good and you get a group of people to do iTunes - you can network share your music... But I digress - thank you Wes, you make my world a better place due to your sheer existence alone, let alone you gracious generosity of the gift of music!!   Thews about: awesome t-shirt site There is some funny / shocking stuff on that site, check under the "whores" section...   Thews about: The Black Keys Do you have the new album or the EP?   Thews about: The Black Keys... will be playing Clevland Sat Nov. 18th if anyone happens to be in town - 1 - I recommend you attend - 2 - There will be a faction attending - let me know if you're around. That is all - Resume.   Thews about: Meng Party RR Brew Pub is pretty good. Beer and food, they got rid of the Zues Juice belgian - that's a shame... I got some other belgian trippel and C got a blueberry ale - both pretty good - try the Asian nachos those were whimsically different and tasty.   Thews about: Where the F... is everyone today - you can't all be THAT busy on a fiesty Friday.   Thews about: Pics Some more...  Thews' Nups Pt II Thews about: Pics Check these...  Wedding 1 Thews about: Who.... the Fuck is Dorothy Mantooth?!?!   Thews about: An anecdote I won a bottle of Rum in a dancing contest on a "Sunset Cruise". I was completely smashed and elements included a stripper pole, Micheal Jackson dance moves, and telling 50 yr-olds - I'm busy dancing, don't bother me.   Thews about: I return... My Dad had a fun time talking to you about Santa Dave giving you some sexy skivies...   Thews about: Uh, yes, I There should be no writing on the can just a thick fatty rail, kind of like the Blow soundtrack CD.   Thews about: I return... to life outside my bubble and WORK, Yea!! Hope everyone had a sweet time at the "Become a Thews" thing for Cristen.   Thews about: Busy This may be my last post for awhile... Not working tamarra or Fri. If you have any issues or need anything this weekend please call me, I'll do what I can - or call A'ron and we'll sic someone on it. I'm looking forward to see all you fools. Kisses!   Thews about: gay stillers I'm sooooo GAY!!   Thews about: Shuttle I'm not going to lie, I will show up there when I need to change into my Tux around two, if ANYONE tries to give me static - I'll lop their effin' head off, no joke. I'm pretty sure check in that day will be around 2 - 2 heif, But for the regulars (no offense) show up at three be ready be 3-heif and you'll have two shuttle opportunities. People may leave their cars at the Oaks lodge Saturday night as well, if something apocalyptic occurs...   Thews about: Shuttle Brad, give em a call, talk to Laura - 330.769.5025, if I get around to calling them before you, I'll ask. But it may slip my packed to the hilt list of crap to handle... In my opinion, they fucking should...   Thews about: Shuttle Lany, the Shuttle will be running from 1:45 to 3:45 (or so) before the ceremony @ 4.    Thews about: Events What happened after everyone got back to my place Sat night, anything of note??    Thews about: Dickey's 449 Thomas Ct CFalls 44221   Thews about: GO BROWNS!! Berg are you gonna gettin your filthy hairy ass down early for pre-game on Sunday to have many beers and shout "GO Browns" til you can't talk anymore? I f'in' hope so!! And who will I shoot with balls of paint on Saturday? Anyone - feel the Baron's wrath - anyone?   Thews about: Excitement I'm so Cracked Bratwurst for Football season to start with a P'burgh beatdown from the Dolphins tonight!!!   Thews about: Who.... How 'bout a half shirt with a moose and a pink elephant?   Thews about: Who.... is coming to Cleveland to suck my paintBALLS for Meng's event??   Thews about: Frezze Tag How does one Win freeze tag?   Thews about: Browns Can't wait for the third and fourth strings battle for the right to get a paycheck tonight!! It'll be a barnburner!! GO BROWNS!! WOOF!! WOOF!! On a similar note - O!! H!!    Thews about: FYI Meng and Pam will be at the same wedding we will be attending, so modify your rosters... O!! H!! Bitches!! O!! H!!   Thews about: Born and Raised OH!! Motherfuckers!!!!   Thews about: Stress Is always a she....   Thews about: friday music happy The first Yeah Yeah Yeahs.   Thews about: just throwing it out there... That's a big 10-4, rubber ducky!!   Thews about: just throwing it out there... I noted the potential for such a gathering with excuse for "watching pre-season football", but I have a regatta (row competion) and a stupid wedding to go to. Sorry, but thanks for the offer. Our third stringers are better than your second stringers!! GO BROWNS!!   Thews about: Um...wow Lany, do you know those girls??   Thews about: Bradley.... Everyone on this page has an opinion that counts (for something - I don't know what, but it counts)!!    Thews about: Sweet No problem.   Thews about: Sweet Anyone know how to get ahold of Sweet J?!?   Thews about: Rant alert Doesn't work for me, either.   Thews about: Vices I love smack and kiddie porn, discuss.   Thews about: JonBenet Has anyone seen this former "teacher" get busted in "Thailand". His mug just screams creepy child sex fiend.  Teach me something naughty! Thews about: Sorry I was authoring before I got invited.   Thews about: The state Since when is it the responsibility of some inept beauracracy to provide we with services that I can provide myself??? Anyone have an answer for that?   Thews about: Bublican I am going through some wierd bizarr-O time warp where Berg leans right and Bub leans left? WTF??   Thews about: browns What is axing the weasel? My other jersey reads "I Fuck Men".   Thews about: Jerseys Meng and myself cannot get our initials either, I went with Thews, if Meng gets a jersey it should be Mr. Merciless or just Merciless. That's cool on a jersey.   Thews about: Banking When it comes to banking - convenience has to be #1. You have a chase at your office and on Bailey road - you could give them a try. Most service fees are waived with direct deposit and min. positive balance. Your savings should be in an ING orange account earning 4.35% with no fees or minimums. That goes for anyone with extra money earning .25% in their banks' shitty savings accounts, ask Voit about if you don't think I know what I'm talking about. That's my two cents but you've never liked taking my advice on banking anyway - like driving from Akron to Kent to deposit checks at Hunington - whatever....   Thews about: Puppies Kim Jong Il - If by eating puppies you mean sloppy kisses with some potential for "heavy petting", you are my new favorite dictator. We should hang sometime, make-out with dags, test ballistic missiles and make silly threats to the free world!   Thews about: Effing Berg How the hell is it that while I want to stab and twist his liberal "bleeding" heart every time we talk domestic agenda, I must exalt him for having such a keen eye on foreign issues that he references international periodicals. Everyone should read the article Berg posted on the rant page and note what it means to be a world super power. This is the ultimate retort to A'ron's "the world doesn't like us" argument. And don't forget to pat down the Arabs in the airports!!   Thews about: news flash What a great opportunity to employ some racial discrimination against brown people! I'm serious - it's a tool, use it.   Thews about: browns Amen A'ron. Berg why don't you cut them a fucking break seeing how they haven't even played yet?    Thews about: Alive Blah.   Thews about: annoyed Amen brother Voit. I could go for not hearing about how some stupid fuck bashed his face in on a made-to-injure-shit-on motorcycle or some fat fuck of a RB was given the ball consistently @ the 1 yd line and gets touchdowns. Or how the NFL officiated squad shit the bed so hard Manning and Dungee got shoit splattered all over their mugs. How does it feel to know the Steelers wouldn't have "One for the Thumb" up their asses if the rules were followed. Or anything Yankees - Bob Costas is the Throat-o-matic for anything NY, I think he and Steinbrenner 69-feltch each other. Whatever, my teams rule! We don't even need championships for me to follow them - that's how good they are!   Thews about: Dancin'   Machine Thews about: Not A Hippy! Mr. Voit, while I found your retort humorous. I will also claim it null and void. My wife and I both enjoy Blue Moon without Hangover (more Thews than the Mrs.) or Patchuli. Maybe you're thinking of Samuel Smith's Oatmeal stout Kelly Hoose and that vagrant Jason would always rool over to 802 with a couple of those, then talk about Phish shows - no offense Brad.   Thews about: Hangovers Maybe you guys are just pussies.   Thews about: Blade I drink more to avoid hangovers, but honestly I can't remember my last hangover. I get mush brain if I make an evening of gin, but I can do manually labor well enough, especially if someone is telling me what to do. It's the whole thought process thing that suffers. At those times I request to have my speaking priveleges suspended or be put into a cage, like an animal.   Thews about: spam I feel you, Dickey. Everyone one better rest up, you may lose about half your brain in a mere 4 days...   Thews about: Bub That's without, rather, without help from the Devil. Stupid work interrupting my post. Stupid Ben and his inhuman evil healing ability. I still predict Ransom in his future, maybe while Lucifer is giving him his flaming, veiny length in his ass.   Thews about: Bub I'm not being a pussy I just wanted him to withdrawl his inflamatory comments so I wouldn't have to give him a mushroom tattoo at my wedding... He's a big boy he can make up his own mind. Big Ben has signed with Satan, by the way. You don't just bounce back from near death motorcycle accidents with help from the devil himself.   Thews about: Bub I'm surprised at the fact that someone I respect and value as friend would laugh at my loss and wish my hometown to burn in a fire. Your remarks are insensitive and poorly timed, Mr. Bub. Some of us have serious issues with the crap hands we've been dealt over the years, yet we remain optimistic and upbeat. You don't need to shit on that.   Thews about: Reality Never really been all that much of a fan of Reality. I spend most of my time trying to avoid it with you guys. I dind't have a hockey season to get psyched about...   Thews about: Grade 2 I think I could pretty much beat up a second grader, as matter of fact I'll guarantee victory up through grade seven, after that - crap shoot. What's going to suck for you 'Burghers is that anything short of a SuperBowl victory is a piece of steaming dog shit. It's like thinkin' you got her off, only to find out she was faking, a pat on the back after someone spits in your face. The Browns can only reward their fans because we can only get better, you guys will have to be complacent in your mediocrity for years to come...   Thews about: Prediction Everything else you're going to hear is shit - this is how it's going down. Pittsburgh - overdue for Ben's sophmore slump. He'll take one good shot to the facemask in the opener and end up like the kid on Ransom for the rest of the year. 5-11. McNair and Palmer, while OK, can't help their teams remove the thug element. After a dismal season @ 2-14 each, they become NBA teams and fare much better, Palmer losses out because he can't walk anymore, and he's white. Browns undergo a radical on-field transformation, Winslow removes all doubt and explodes this season with numbers superceeding those of Gates and Gonzales. Charlie Frye breaks out as the next Big Ben and bring defenses to their knees with his ability to throw on the run. Droughns has another 1,000+ yard year with the newly revitalized browns O-line. I'm thinkin' 1372 yds. and 17 TDs, but don't quote me on those. Defense leads the lead in Sacks, Turnovers, Interceptions, Safeties, and least points allowed. Browns go 13-3 en route to the AFC Championship game. I'm totally serious.   Thews about: J-date Seriously, that guy is cheap! Is this how all J-date end, bickering about the bill? Gosh, what a self-fulfilling prophecy.   Thews about: fantasy soccer My buddy Vollick participated in fantasy Bass fishing one year - fantasy anything is one of a handfull of addictions he embraces with vigor!   Thews about: Older You know, Dickey I been wondering about that myself. But then I emphatically stand up and shout "Old is a mindset", pound a beer, belch and flick off the nearest carmudgeony old guy I see. It's easy to think you're old when your not in the middle of drinking and revelling with your college friends. We may be grown-ups, but we're not really grown up - and, frankly, who the fuck wants to be.   Thews about: Uhhh? Dickey what are you talkin' about?   Thews about: I can... Post from home!! Had to supervise these jerkwads install insulation and handle loose ends in my not-so-busy life. Sucks you guys are at work, I could use some company (read: yardwork labor).   Thews about: Post-turkey I have a ten year reunion and a Browns game to attend, that doesn't necessarily make it prohibitive just uber-busy.   Thews about: Thews is Happy Love your site! It's the coolest!  Eradicate SPAM!! Thews about: GAMES I!! O!!   Thews about: GAMES I like Volleyball (with quarters) and Euchre.   Thews about: Ultimate F I'll field a team, and / or take anyone on in head-to-head match of Ultimate F!   Thews about: Mel Brooks SpaceBalls - Not slow. I watched Blazing saddles in a frosh HS class.   Thews about: competition I thought you wanted Beirut comments on the rant board, Bub!!!! That's punny!!   Thews about: subject When did I lose "Asshole Friend" position? When I stopped peeing myself out of drunkness?    Thews about: subject Rather cool myself, sometimes...   Thews about: baseballs Ricky Vaughn.   Thews about: Spam... has put my post in a sea of lies and misconceived compliments. But I put new pics up on the ftp.   Thews about: So I'm a Bitch... But not that much of a bitch. New Pics are up. Long awaited Stag & Doe ala Mr. Eversmann. And some pics from the Voit wedding reception. Enjoy + Kisses!   Thews about: Car in Window Yup, you and I paid for that pearl of wisdom. That we knew already.... one of my friends told me about it... really.   Thews about: Car in Window Oh and Shark, if you were trippin', how 'bout sharing next time. Speaking of you guys see this...  Drugs are cool! Thews about: Car in Window Not on my street, but I did see a bunch of cops a coupla blocks east maybe 104th or 106th. I didn't see a SUV penetratrating a home either, but that's not to say it didn't happen.   Thews about: Underoos The general sentiment of "Yea! Boxerbreifs!" makes me want to don my "Pioneer" hat and go all out with the thong, I could pull it off, no? Mmmmmm!! ThewsThong!   Thews about: Berg! Don't ever share your misery with me again! I don't fucking whine and bitch to you, I expect you to treat me the same. Why the fuck would you want to SHARE MISERY, anyway? Does it have something to do with being Jewish?   Thews about: Hot poker Ooh, ooh me too! Me too! Could you give me a good whack across the knee caps, once you're done with my ocular zone?   Thews about: Who else is stuck at work today?? Thews here.   Thews about: Thanks Lany! Everyone previously aforementioned in my request for addresses should thank Leanne. She has saved you all precious seconds.   Thews about: Genius Lany - A genius you are!! Check you're hotmail in.....Now!   Thews about: Address Assistance I need addresses for the following peeps The Paulings, Large, Jay Bullie or an email that I can harrass him at, A'ron (lost it or something, spell Lindsay's last name too), Dickey (449 Thomas Ct, still? and Marcie's last name if you want her to come), Sweet J, Harolds, Voits (if you are getting Mail @ St James, I need those digits), Brunt. Thank you, Cristen thanks you even more! Kisses!   Thews about: Movin' Can we all still be friends in our new places of residence?!?!? Sniff, sniff...   Thews about: Coca-Cola I thought you went to www.dailyplant.com and got a crazy weed site...   Thews about: A Request for Music Sure any of it, it seems like they 5 ep's and a full length before the new album "Show Your Bones". I just want to rock out some, that is all.   Thews about: A Request for Music Anyone have Yeah Yeah Yeahs first album??   Thews about: Tonersexual Please refresh Thews on the Toner - Statue of Limitations or do you mean Statute of Limitations - either way describe. Put the Fuckin lotion in the basket!!!   Thews about: World Cup Check out these fans of soccer. #31 has some interesting pants - those Argentinians!!  Soccer Babes + Thews = Soccer Moms Thews about: crazy Berg IS furry, but I hope to Yahweh he is not A furry. I saw an episode of CSI about the furries so I'm all up to snuff on the habits of these freaks, Cristen and I tried it out a few weeks ago - I was an octopus.    Thews about: lame Morning Schmidt. Didn't mean to look like some crazy hell-bent stalker on the shoreway this morning. I like drinving fast, too, especially in the wife's vehicle - it's stick and not SUV-ish. I'll do my best for all you Archi-types today - die ARE, DIE!!!   Thews about: lame I'll do what i can in the A.M. but @ 11 I must leave you clowns to take ARE part 5 - Building Tech - a nice long graphic one for my Friday afternoon - at least I will be getting paid while demonstrating expert graphic solutions.   Thews about: Your respective husbands should have them, you guys share stuff, right? I'm just an insensitive prick! God, I'm soo stupid!! Sorry ladies.   Thews about: movie nonsense Sorry, Lany, didn't mean to exclude anyone. :-(   Thews about: movie nonsense I've heard, but cannot verify, that the DVD game "scene it" has frames of a similar nature.   Thews about: movie nonsense Here's how to find the answers on the xcel sheet put your cursor over the True/False cell and find the S cell that has the answer in it. Then type S22 or whatever in and you'll see the answer in the formula bar...   Thews about: movie nonsense Sorry i was getting invites handled at lunch. 29 is NOT something about Mary and i deleted the email so if you still haven't figured out how to cheat the xcel format and you want answers, you'll have to describe the frame to me. I'm not gonna lie, some of them I haven't heard of myself. 53 is good, that's what i got before I got all frustrated and wanted to know why Jerry McGwire wasn't working. If you have guesses, I can tell you yes or no.   Thews about: Quiz It's Jerry McGwire, it's spelled incorrectly - Macquire. What other ones do you think you have right?   Thews about: My Space It's a great place to find 12 year old boys to play with!!!   Thews about: Diets I could get skinny on a regular diet of cocks for coke or meth, with marlboro lights 100's and black coffee. Mmmmmm! I love skinny!!   Thews about: 7 wonders Horse Cloud has to be up there. Jungle Room, too.   Thews about: coincidence??? Amen, brother Voit!!   Thews about: queer weddings Just because I've moved doesn't mean I'm just going to drop my principles and beliefs, dipshit.   Thews about: queer weddings Uhhh, Fuck you?!?   Thews about: D-rok What about a ride to Detroit and catching a plane from there, I'm sure you have tix already. Hector and I truly lament your absence. Tear.... :-(   Thews about: D-rok Booooooo! Tell them to move it a week. Blah!   Thews about: D-rok You have something important that first weekend in August don't you? If not we'll have to talk...   Thews about: A'ron!! We need a room for the Voit-bonanza!   Thews about: Berg! "Not to be a downer, but check out this total downer!"   Thews about: To Reiterate... What's everyone doing for the 4th of July? Would anyone be interested in camping and/or rafting with the Thewses?   Thews about: Silence What are you, about a size 14??? Don't you hurt my dog! Don't make me hurt your dog! You don't know what Pain is!   Thews about: We need to discuss this... The 4th what's eveyone doing, that is a prime weekend for some camping/rafting or something rad. Fri-Tues, we could pool our super powers and end world poverty! Or just drink too much and laugh a lot. Discuss...    Thews about: Cab ride Schmidt - it was like 5 bucks, don't worry about it.   Thews about: Cab ride We all got out of the cab when D-rok went to barf. I gave the cabbie our fare to the nearest dollar or so. Then Cristen disappeared so I had to leave you gents and find her all smashed, having a smoke on the sidewalk. I don't know if the cabbie was pissed or not but who cares, he got to drive some sweet-ass cool folks around for a couple minutes.   Thews about: Shots Soco and Lime in a larger plastic "side of Ranch" cup? That's my semi-observant mostly drunk hypothesis.   Thews about: Thews is Happy I'm glad I get to see all you fools this weekend. Yea!!! Friendship!! Some of you are due for kisses....   Thews about: Rowing I'd be going a lot better if there weren't a bunch of idiot chics who don't know what timing is.   Thews about: Asshole Drivers I'd still get your wrist checked, consider it a free visit to the doc. Then you're covered in case your broke some tiny meta-tarsal, then you collect some return for your pain and suffering, it got me the start on a house...   Thews about: House of Thews Cristen and I are in. Moved the 7th. Now were just trying to decide furniture needs and colors for rooms and stuff. Trying to get the last of boxes unpacked and find homes for everything. 1286 W. 110th St., Cleveland, 44102. For those that send actual correspondence... Dog pending upon return from honeymoon...   Thews about: English Dag So how does Duncan feel about the imposing drop in your back yard?   Thews about: A little retort... to the whole carbon footprint discussion we were having last week or two weeks ago or whatever.  Junk Science Thews about: tv Steph - You can see the office without cable, they're archaic, but they're called rabbit ears, proud user since I got my first TV in '04.   Thews about: important announcement Steph, you should look to Thews, I have given myself no time for TV and do not pay for cable. I joined a softball and a rowing league on top of moving, planning a wedding and giving my girl her nightly make-out session. It's easy when you give yourself no time.   Thews about: Out of the Loop So I apologize for being a pud of late, stupid moving and stuff, but I would like a copy of new tunes if I am still cool enough to receive them... In other news, I will soon be ready for the hosting of a Cleveland comp or STD weekend. I am aware that some of summers are stacked in the busy category, mine included, but i have plenty of space and easy access to Edgewater park. I'm not throwing out dates yet, but everyone should lobby for it... to my wifer.    Thews about: Blast from the past Check this out...  Live Mario! Thews about: bath house Uh, yeah is there any reason why gay guys get to do this and not heteros, I want to go to a hetero bath house, mostly so I can enjoy the same amenities without the "stigma". I get enough of that already.   Thews about: How romantic... Sounds like you're a team player Mr. Bub. Glad you're on that sub-par team of suckitude, not the OH to the IO team of mega-sweetness. Some might says that demonstrates a touch of "whipped", but I wouldn't flatten my girl either.   Thews about: House We have been trying to close for a week. All our stuff is in order, the sellers have moved, we are just waiting for this dipshit bank to get their heads out of their asses. We are planning to move on Saturday and we don't even have fucking keys yet. I may lop some heads today or smash bottles and 22 oz beer glasses about the head, neck, chest and breast areas of said holder-uppers. It's weird sometime I have flashes of angst and all I want to do is lob half full beverage glasses at things made of glass (ie TV and storefront glazing systems). Good thing you guys aren't made of glass - or ugly! All you clowns going to far away places soon, travel safe and know that Thews loves you!   Thews about: Help me to Confirm Hey C-Falls - e.g. - Dickey and A'ron. You guys available for the Thews exodus on Sun? Rally time is at 10-er. Please reply so I know I can count on you fools. Thanks!   Thews about: Mountain weddin' So when are all you crazy fools getting into P'burgh for the festivus. Will there be a posse to drunkenly roll through South Side on Sat. night or is everyone coming in Sun. early. I need to plan my accomodations and I was curious. So.... help me plan time with my friends, I need some. I also loathe banks.   Thews about: TV That should actually be an and/or, I like both activities by themselves more than TV, I like them together much more than TV.   Thews about: TV I'd rather drink and fuck, than watch TV.   Thews about: Bebee/ Wright That play was awesome!!!   Thews about: The draft can someone tell me when this thing starts on Saturday?   Thews about: You're not... I'm glad to see you guys appreciate my finer wit.   Thews about: I'm Dumb What's a carbon footprint, is that like LadySmith Black Mambazo - Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes? Obscure reference, we'll see who picks it up.   Thews about: Spammers They suck!   Thews about: Apologies Mr. Bub, I am sorry but I will not be able to make it due to previous B-day/ Anniversary commitments. I will be with you fools in spirit and drunk.   Thews about: Thewsy Thanks for the B-day wishes, I'm going to get Deeee-stroyed tonight.   Thews about: FYI Black Rebel MC gang or whatever is working, I am presently listening to it. The jury is still out... Don't care for Mondays much myself.    Thews about: Easter I'm sure most of you are gone already, but this made me think of Nissassa. Enjoy! And have a good Easter.  Have a Kick Ass Easter!! Thews about: Mr. Rodebaugh I don't think GPD allows my Bialosky email through.   Thews about: Mr. Rodebaugh Do you not recieve email from my Bialosky account??   Thews about: Gold Stars For someone who'll be drinking for free all night, you sure put a lot of restrictions on the fun people want to buy for you, I'd just take whatever was given to me like a man and puke if necessary, then eat a bunch of Texas caviar with my bare hands, maybe a garbage plate. Just drink whatever comes your way, love it, and eat before you go to bed. Then relish in the glory that is "Fun without Restrictions".    Thews about: For my friends that drink Thought you might like to see this, someone's gonna get rich...  CAD -Computer Aided Debauchery Thews about: NCARB Large you can print out a digital pic, they'll accept it. And sorry for not catching up w/ you after Friday, drunk and drama.   Thews about: radio More like a home purchase and wedding planning hole, I'm taking a short break from ARE'ing. I'll try to get a couple more divisions in before the wedding.   Thews about: radio Yup, Bub=Dork.   Thews about: Berg! So Hairy, SOOOOO Filthy! Missed you last night, bi-yatch.   Thews about: the OC Seriously, pooper?!?! I'm glad mainstream network TV is picking up on my longstanding sexual taboos. That is a gem of a line.   Thews about: Sweet firm I wish I worked here...  Architecture at it's best Thews about: Meatheads We meatheats love to take advantage of drunks 21 yr-old sisters, too!   Thews about: Swedish tunes I Like ABBA!! I Like sex, too! Great together!   Thews about: Loose Ends Thanks to the Paulings and Large, great crawl. Berg - I still owe you for my bracket. Bradley what was the St. Lucia website we were talking about Friday night? Lany you had a site for vacation auctions too, could I get them, too much Jameson's without pen and paper. I'll put up some pics later, myself. Kisses from reality-world, I hate it here, let's get not-real again soon!   Thews about: We'll close in a week or so , move @ the end of April.   Thews about: Holy shit. Just now. In Cleveland, but right on Clifton Blvd, so it has the Lakewood feel, prolly a 10 minute walk to Edgewater park. Yes, hugs and puke maybe even a tear. Love you guys lookin' forward to 7 hours from now...   Thews about: Holy shit. C and I just bought a house.   Thews about: Yeah, definately did not get the Crawldephine sample. There's more where that came from, fools better recognize. In other news, put in an offer on a SWEEEEEET competion weekend worthy house, 10 min walk to edgewater park and plenty of space for DAGS! Wish us luck!   Thews about: Items to Discuss It's bigthews2001@yahoo.com but I prefer my bigthews@hotmail.com account if it's not a problem. Thanks!!   Thews about: Items to Discuss Bradley Beair, I don't know if additional info would be required, but I never got the original email, if you could forward that to me, that be sweet. I probably won't get there until 8-heif, niner.   Thews about: Turgid K!! S!! U!!   Thews about: Items to discuss Sleeping arrangements in C-bus. Tenative schedule. Where do I go when I get there. Directions or address to mapquest. Is anyone joining us in the pimp-mobile? I will get fucked up. K S U !!!!!   Thews about: Anchorman OK, it's funny ain't it?   Thews about: Abby's dislike of beards No woman can say what you said unless they boast a clean shaven pubis, all the time.   Thews about: reggae jew put it up!   Thews about: Cracked Bratwurst Wes I've never explained this phenomenon to you?!? Cracked Bratwurst is when you're so bonerific that you bust out of your skin w/ excitement or anticipation.   Thews about: The Crawl So who's going to C-bus, who's going from the Falls? Should we discuss a departure schedule or is everyone taking Friday off? Let's discuss so my state of "cracked bratwurst" and "pee the floor w/ excitement" can begin to ferment.   Thews about: What a Sham! Thews is due for a bag of shamrocks. Through in a 4-clover or two, I could some good luck in addition to fun.   Thews about: Slogans This was a good one, The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Thews.    Thews about: A needed timewaster This is fun, especially if you like to put you name into stuff, like this guy I know...  Slogamatic Thews about: Berg! What do you mean that was bad? You're bad, filthy, actually with copius body hair. I need to get you a St. B's donation, later this week.    Thews about: mini van?!? It's like a steel grey.   Thews about: mini van?!? The new car, unammed as of yet, wears his balls on the outside, not tucked up his ass crack trying to be feminine. This fucker will roll five rather comfy with dag & cargo room to spare. And it growls like a rabid dag, no more minty 4 cyls. I'll be taking suggestions from you all on potential names over St. Pat's, I reserve the right not to name him Griswold, Jizzmack or any other silly-pants name. He does hail from Nippon, maybe that wants to be incorporated. Brainstorm away!   Thews about: Car I'm getting a domesticated-mobile tonight, you'll get to see it in a few short weeks. Where I will get super-destroyed and spell all your names in vomit, maybe. Super-wasted - YES!!!   Thews about: Licking I'm architect-y what do you think I think about licking? Nuff said?!?   Thews about: Paint I'll do it, I'm a professional brush-wielder!! The money has to be right...   Thews about: Suggestions from you fools Berg - The Mint's blue book was like 1800 in april 05, I'm pretty sure a new driver's side door, installed will be 2000+ then I driving a smashed mint that I can get out of on the correct side, I think that 2000+ is most likely better spent on a new homosexually charged vehicle, no?   Thews about: Suggestions from you fools So, I'm 95% sure my car was totaled last night in a hit-skip accident. I was planning on getting pre-approved for the house this week some time. I have to come out of pocket for all repairs(my estimate: above $2000). Do I buy any old car for cheap and pay cash (keeping debt to a minimum) or do I just buy the car I was going to buy next year and lose potential down-payment dollars for the house. You fuckers are gonna see me in ultra-rare form in a couple weekends. Alcohol fixes everything.   Thews about: Jew Singers I totally have some sick vision of Neil Diamond crooning "Sweeeet Berg of Mine daht daht daht" Then the two of them engage in a rusty trombone passion-fest.   Thews about: stupid IDP Some of my units were covered in the yearly cost of my NCARB record fees.   Thews about: Cold tests Abby, I've been dealing with the same stuff. Some of those questions will pop up on General Structures or CDs or whatever, so you'll be glad when you know them on the next test. I'm also happy to know that I will be LEED certified after passing the ARE, you notice alot of those questions? That's a separate effin' test altogether!    Thews about: K-S-U AWESOME!!! I!!O!!!!!   Thews about: ugggg 5-heif in the morning?!? On a school night?!?!? You're crazy, you should be punished for behavior like that.   Thews about: Tests Thews is 3 for 3 with one result pending. I have yet to schedule my fifth I think I may take a small break to purchase a home. I'd like to get 2 or 3 more in before the wedding, then wrap up the other 2 or 3 after the honeymoon. Don't be scared Abs - there is no reason to be, you know the stuff. Which division are you taking first?    Thews about: Shirts I have placed a shirt order to Bpauling@markwood..... Is this the right location for orders?, would someone steer me in the right direction if I am deliquent on shirt ordering, or let Brad know. Thanks I am turgid and cracked bratwurst for a crawl, I need a bender - BAD!!!   Thews about: Beer thirty It's been beer-heif since 3:30, love the new job. The more I drink, the more I enjoy it!! Yes!! Wish me luck on beating Mr. Pauling to ARE stampitude, M&M tomorrow @ 10!   Thews about: V-day 55 songs did the trick just fine... How 'bout I see Meng everyday at work, that's a little fucked up, I don't think I've ever had to be professional around him before. It's kind of different.   Thews about: Its time... You take one too Abbs? I would've, fuck tending bar w/out drinkin'.   Thews about: Shirts You all know my preference is naked, but when required, I like long sleve shirts with cool graphics for low prices. Alexander Hamilton is good amount but I would pay Hamilton-heif. Andrew Jackson = too exorbitant.   Thews about: Today's stuff So yeah I like naked chics on mag covers, I wasn't in StuCo, but ask Bing what I missed, seriously, the people I like, I'm in touch with and you guys, fuck I didn't even know you guys in HS but you're way fuckin' cooler. I guess I'll get back to drunk and wedding planning on a Wed night?? What the fuck is wrong w/ me?!?!?   Thews about: Oh yeah, by the way Today's my last day @ TC, I've got some time off and start the new job Monday the thirteenth. I may be sporting voyueristic posts the next couple of weeks, til I figure out the new office. Kisses!   Thews about: B-day Cristen's is Jan 22, same as my late mother, Kristin - totally creepy!!   Thews about: Happy! B-Day kisses from Thews, I'll leave the spankings for Wesley.   Thews about: Homeschooling I home schooled Cheryl.   Thews about: Homeschooling You know I was home schooled... (tear)   Thews about: A'ron Yeah, he's working on a new gig with Disney TV and Raven. The Cheetah girls may be involved, too, that would be cool. But he doesn't want to be bothered - he's in creative Zen.   Thews about: homoeroticism promotions With chuckle-licious posts like that.   Thews about: I'm weak That's handfull, handle is a measurement of booze.   Thews about: Weak You know, I've got a handle of days left here and all I'm lookin' to do is wrap up some loose ends and milk hours while I'm socially productive on BDC. But, NOOOOOoooo, everyone is too busy reading up on the promotion of homoerotic themes by the Academy of Motion Pictures, what about the homoeroticism promoted by me.... (tear)   Thews about: Font I'll pay the $40, Dickey, I want THAT font. I do appreciate all the help, it is now handled. On a separate note, Boobs are just fun nibble toys, the real action is in the Ass-Pussy-Thigh complex. I'm a member in good standing. Not to be conThewsed with my long member thats good at standing. I love fiesty Fridays!   Thews about: Help Thnx Cathryn!   Thews about: Help Here's something for you cool cats to marinate on.... I want to find the name of, or a place to purchase the Aha Shake Heartbreak FONT. I did a google search - no dice, checked the official website, no dice, I also checked font websites to no avail. Any suggestions...   Thews about: Dinner Peter Shearer's - uber swanky, probably $50 a head. That's all I know in the area, but if that interests you I'll give you more info.   Thews about: Musak Sweetacious, thnx Lany!   Thews about: Musak What is up on the good ol ftp site for my listening enjoyment. Just curious...   Thews about: anybody care? I really don't care for the Cavs that much either, I just think they maybe the only chance for sports success in the land of Cleve in the near future, maybe the Tribe, whatever....   Thews about: anybody care? I noticed, then I thought the NBA is full of piece of shit, no good thugs, (except the Cavs (and Sean Kemp is exempt from that umbrella)) and than I thought about how it doesn't matter that Kobe scored 81, he is still a rapist and lost all his McD's contracts. Then I think of LeBron's Mom driving drunk in Akron and trying to get off by explaining to the cops that her boy is LeBron James and that makes her above the law, all through flying spittle and excessive profanity. Only Wilt Chamberlin has scored more (points, not women) than Kobe, then I think of his awesome role in Conan the Destroyer and didn't he die from the HIV? Then I ask how the fuck is Magic Johnson not dead? And how he's hoarding the cure for AIDS to himself. Yeah fuck the NBA, go Cavs!   Thews about: Thnx Thanks for the well wishes. I do expect you fools to hand out FREE reliable advice on your perils of said hunt. Congrats to the Stallkamps on their bid! Kisses to Mante and anyone else who wants slobbery dag kisses from Thews!! And yes, Fuck Art Modell with a giant dildo dipped in sand and glass shards.   Thews about: House of Thews Near West side, maybe Lakewood, probably not in the Falls.   Thews about: Quiet friday Quiet today, so how's this for a stir up? I recieved a SWEET offer from Bialosky, so I have a job in Cleveland and will probably start my house hunt during my week of vacation between jobs. discuss   Thews about: Bionic While you guys don't know about it, I bounced back and am currently QB'ing the Northeast Ohio Ambassador of Fun intermural league with great success. I hold the record for taints injured (3) not including my own...   Thews about: anger management Im two-heif days senza razor and my toungue is ready to lash out at some man flesh!!   Thews about: i was right! It would work for me when I drank a whole bottle of it, usually ending w/ red syrup vomit in someone's front lawn, including Maria Cane's. No cough at all.   Thews about: Lany / Voit Matrimony Yes as long I have potential funds I'd like to be included.   Thews about: Voit & Did we have a drunk talk about grocery stores one night or sumthin'. I still hold Taco Bell close in my heart, but one of my favorite places to work is all floors of 823 Richmond with two beverages in hand.    Thews about: Weirdness I think I'm gonna get cremated and have my friends do lines of me. That's not normal...   Thews about: Bialosky Brunt, talked to your old boss yesterday. Went well, thank you again for the in.   Thews about: By the way You fuckers are gettin' OLD, what are you like 23 or somethin'? 25?   Thews about: Wishes... Birthday wishes and kisses from Thews!! Spankings to follow.....   Thews about: Busted Ahhhhhh, no?   Thews about: Regrets I tried 39 once, all I have to say is 2 sacks of moldy tangerines, never again.   Thews about: Vitamin C You can't OD on it because it is water soluble, rather than fat soluble. So you pee out extra, Magellan wishes he could've drank your piss to prevent scurvy, too bad he was killed by a bamboo spear in what is now the Phillipines. Time for the OC.   Thews about: ted leo You better not have Cristen hear you say that Berg, she looooooves TL, you may incur some physical harm...   Thews about: Paint Andy, be warned Aaron sometimes has creative roadblocks, we (the Butchers) were due for a creative install - still don't have it, it's going on a year plus, A'ron must have found something better to do with his time, maybe it'll be ready by the time you're ready to move... again.   Thews about: Music Listening to dinner for two presently.   Thews about: Whore Seriously, she almost ripped my shirt off. Total whore. Straight from the hip.   Thews about: Recluse Thews had New Year's fun. Thanks to all who traveled in - it was good to see you fools. Thanks to Berg for hosting and Menorah lighting. Thanks to Large for tunes. I now have to be productive. I'll check in later this week. Fare-thee-well.   Thews about: memory lane Hot Knives!! Dialysis Machine!! Apumar Han!!    Thews about: How 'bout this... I was at a subcontractor's association luncheon shortly before Christmas with the office, they had a ton of door prizes - good ones too, circular saws, gift boxes of Grey Goose, Patron, Crown - I won a $10 gift certificate to Kirby's Family Meats and Catering. This place is in Stow, so it's not like I have to leave the state, but it's kind of outta-my-way, the great thing is 10 fucking dollars, do I wanna go outta-my-way for ONE free steak, gimme a fucking break! Anyway, there is a butcher in Stow.   Thews about: music You have doubles!! Ha-ha!!   Thews about: Doctor's Appointment Which of you fools called Andy out of work, I need that today or tomorrow, maybe it was Toner....   Thews about: Hell...in....a...handbasket Are you fuckin kidding me, it looks kinda cool, but it's in no fucking way a sport, I really liked the whole gymnasium atmosphere displayed in the video, everyone in Umbros and tee shirts, give me a fuckin' break, where's the dude who had mad quarter-bounce skills, much more of an athlete that a pre-pubescent girl playing with fucking CUPS! God help us, like that will keep our kids less fat! Jeeeeez!!!   Thews about: Amen Preach on brotha A!! Glad I have plenty of personal errands to make me look busy, you know house hunting, seating inquiries, reserving rooms for weddings, self-gratification.... Everyone knows it's a short slack-week.   Thews about: Berg! You're a mistake my hairy Hebrew friend!! Did you have a happy Hannukkah? Get anything good? Looking forward to trashing your place in a coupla days. Kisses!   Thews about: Grammer I like pluralized nouns ending in I.   Thews about: vagini I!! O!!   Thews about: Dags I just happen to like Dags quite a bit, not there's anything wrong with that...   Thews about: Dags Although, this won't happen I will request that all Dags owned by our faction come to Berg's to fuck with his newly un-orphaned pussy. Plus if Duncan and Mante were there, I could "wish them Happy New Years" wink, wink   Thews about: Smoke Voit, I'll take a stogie, maybe a short Punch of some type, or whatever...   Thews about: BEER Drink me - I'll Fuck you up, of course that's a sweetly filthy line coming from your date around 12-heif, too.   Thews about: BEER Agro-lager, mega beer and monkey bite are sweetacious!!!    Thews about: BEER Suds of Bub. Suds of a Bitch, Bitch's Brew, I don't know, I kind of liked BUBbly Beer, maybe I'm the bitch.... Bub Crawl Elixer, Hubba BUBba Brew, Mr. BUBbles' Suds...   Thews about: BEER You know, Bub - cool beer must have cool labels....   Thews about: the Dag Whadaya mean Mante's never been humped before?!?!?!   Thews about: the Dag Tell me more about your new pooch!! I salivate over the notion of dag as kid.   Thews about: Ho Ho Ho I'm out! Love to you and yours! Hope Claus or Hannakuh Harry (Berg's case) gives you everything you want! Christmas kisses!!!   Thews about: GPD A'ron you and the clan still cranking out productivity??   Thews about: Feliz Navidad Yeah, a yard with a Christmas dag with some cheery antlers tied to his dome!!   Thews about: Carver GW Carver - Black Satan to those who are killed by peanuts!   Thews about: Holidays A- How's that head of yours, is the cloud gone yet, mine lifted maybe 5 minutes ago, silly smoke.   Thews about: Favorite words radomly found in SPAM Reykjavik, republican, intruding, burrowed, Schlitz, mounts shortly Pedro, gargles, Avogadro. Hope everyone works really hard today, really hard at keeping me entertained! Christmas kisses!   Thews about: Surveillance Then they would touch themselves.   Thews about: Surveillance If they caght me on tape, those stupid fuckers would learn a thing or twenty about how to sexually treat a lady!! Yeah!!   Thews about: formal corresponding closures Respectfully, respectfully yours, thank you for your attention to this matter, fondly (gay), veiny with excitement or do you want a fucking mushroom tattoo??   Thews about: bungles...... Bub, If I were you, I'd be hoping the Browns don't kick my team's ass, like they almost did last time, now there's a Frye Guy in the mix - watch out!!   Thews about: Grammer That should be per se, and if there were two Thews(es) and they were giving you something from the both of them, would it be the Thewses or the Thews'? Where grammer-core Toner when you need him?   Thews about: Santa's Gift I've been hella-good this year, ask the wife. Santa's bringing me spoiler gloating rights over the Stillers @ Browns stadium for Christmas. Browns are on the up-and-up, a small glipse into the future, persay. I wish I had an orange and brown Santa suit to wear to the game.   Thews about: K-gun Is is because the bills need a healthy amount of K-Y jelly for the sexual exploits of their "guns"?   Thews about: K-gun They didn't get the idea from Kent - did they?   Thews about: K-gun They didn't want to offend ethnic minorities w/ it's real name the KKK-gun?   Thews about: K-gun    Thews about: K-gun The use of the cat tranquilizer, Ketamine?    Thews about: Address I'll just call him later, drunk. And I have no hockey to like - I guess I could like the CBJ's I just don't get any coverage, maybe because I don't have cable... I need to get a house, then I can solve these problems and get me a dag.   Thews about: Address Voit, you know Toner's address? I've been told before - I'll muster a guess 719 Richmond? 529? Lemme know. Thnx!   Thews about: Bored Entertain me peeps! The OC was a letdown last night. No hot steamy Summer / Marisa make-out, stupid Christmukah charity case Johnny, I did get to see Jules push some Skoal on Kiki. How's this for a topic, sometimes I just wanna fast forward to next football season, or why can't it be football season all year round? Talk among yourselves.   Thews about: Pics I have two .zip files in the Pictures folder of the ftp. That's the pics, I'm doin' my fucking job, I'm also shooting straight from the hip. I'm a straight shooter, right from the fucking hip.   Thews about: Berg and other shit. Berg! - as a communist I would think you would like "sharing" music, even if it's too good for you to enjoy. #2 I've tryed to post STD pics and beer making (maybe) pics to the ftp, check 'em out. Aaron and I are looking forward to a way sweet Christmukah episode of the OC tonight. Christmukah - I'm sure you can get behind that, Berg! PS, Your a fucking idiot about the rootbeer.   Thews about: NYE Voit, bring the Pug.   Thews about: The Voit Wedding Lany - Put the Thewses in the loop, it may just be for a day, but I can dream can't I?   Thews about: Depeche Here but silent, maybe tomorrow.   Thews about: Hello - anyone out there? Thews here. Looking forward to leaving and eating turkey w/ the in-laws. I am thankful that you are all a part of my life! Gobble Gobble!   Thews about: American & Berg! Happy B-day filth-monger, that partial case of American lager would've made a great B-day present, no?!? GO BROWNS!   Thews about: Camera D-rok, I have it, I'm a stooge. Thanks though.   Thews about: P'burgh Thanks to our hosts. Had fun! D-rok, did I leave my camera @ your place. Lemme know. Thanks again!   Thews about: Dork!!! Yeah, dude, you're a fucking dork. I still love you, but you're a huge hairy, filthy dork!   Thews about: P'burgh Thews and Cristen depart from CFalls arounf 7, 7-heif, arrive 9-er, 9-er heif, go to Potters @ 11. Whose abode do I arrive to? Where do I acquire a drinking face, never heard of one of those.   Thews about: breakfast Does Pamela's have bloody tampon marys? They're my favorite.   Thews about: Tuesdays w/ Maurice While in college, I signed up for a book club under the alias Dylan McThews, they shipped me Tuesdays w/ Morrie instead of the illustrated Kama Sutra. Good thing I didn't pay for those books.   Thews about: The King I once said, during intercourse, "You like gettin' nailed by the king?!?!". I'm shameless.   Thews about: TV Character Sandy Cohen, hands down.   Thews about: favor / I'm a loser / Sorry in advance So....... With some high pressure salestactics and cajolling, Cristen and I will be attending the P'burgh fest this weekend. The question is... can the Butchers still gets tix to the POTter show? If we have to hump someone, it can be arranged. Lemme know what can be done if anything..... Thank you, Thews   Thews about: The Shark What is "jumped the shark", praytell?   Thews about: Pittsburgh If I can get out of the office at a respectable hour on Friday, and join you fools it P'burgh, A'ron would you take my wife home on Sun? She needs to return at a decent hour because she has lots of studying to do, if not I'll take her home before my poo-poo F'ball team plays on Sun. Either way I'll see you bitches on Friday sometime. Holla!!   Thews about: the south They have good eats. And warmer weather than us.   Thews about: Honey It's Cathryn. Her name is spelled a bazillion times in front of you. I would think you'd be one for "name-spelling correctly" and yes Birthday wishes kids, have a shot for me, I'm studying tonight - how cool is that, maybe I'll work in some make-out time with the wifer but it looks bleak!   Thews about: karma I objectify myself for you guys and my lack of self-esteem, as far as butt-plugs go, no gun necessary.   Thews about: Frogs You know what a horny frog says??? Rubbit, Rubbit!!   Thews about: Bergs newphew Your brother married a frog?!?!??, that worse than your tendencies, Berg!   Thews about: Funny Voice Holy shit is that funny, I kinda wish I knew what they were saying, but Voit hit the nail on the head with the dude's wife is balling and no is interested in the host's funny at all. I wish I was in the audience I'd bust a gut, too. Then run on stage and hi-five the host.   Thews about: big weekend If I'm getting together will uber-radical peeps, there shall be no Potter! - Ridiculous.   Thews about: jelly I have lemon jelly's six song EP, got it from the library, I guess I just can't post anything properly.   Thews about: Gotta go to Houston?!?!?! For a fucking Browns win, you'd think they'd learn to do that at home. Anyway, happy weekend to all, hope everyone has a Happy Hollow-weenie. Smootches to Steve on his birthday, jump roping is forthcoming. Wet Ones!!   Thews about: The Hen Voyeur! What are you doin' just surf the web for posts about yourself, I'll see you in couple hours Hen-ry. Go Browns!!   Thews about: music You know Voit the Hen would say to be truly old fashioned you'd have to buy all your albums on the large format LP record, he would argue music packaging has taken a turn for the worse since the inception of the CD, and consequently has pushed the concert poster into the forefront of art in the musical realm. I myself enjoy liner notes as well, I like to find musical collaborations, like I was listening to a Primus album the other day that featured Tom Morrello, Stewart Copeland (of Police fame) and Tom Waits (although, that was not the first time he worked with Primus, he was the voice of Tommy the Cat on Sailing the Seas of Cheese). Liner notes allow me to froth at the mouth with worthless knowledge as previously demonstrated. Good day, sir!   Thews about: i-tunes You should all get i-tunes, then I won't need to convert all my shit to mp3 for your pirate asses!   Thews about: ESPN = My Chode Amen, brother Voit! And a heartfelt thanks from my wife and I for your drunken kudos Saturday night   Thews about: World-Wide Thews Warming Amen A'ron!! It doesn't exist - I don't buy into to politically motivated junk science. Let's spend our money on something better like teaching the homeless to be productive members of society.   Thews about: Berg! I must commend you on holding some capitalist ideals, why not foster competition, it makes everything better! Kisses!   Thews about: Berg! Hairy-Baked Ham, maybe, but not Thews.   Thews about: Berg! I like pink too, especially dripping down my face! Took the CDs test today, what a fun way to start the weekend.   Thews about: you owe me beers I'll buy you one just 'cause I like ya!   Thews about: Hell no!!!! Seriously, after like 6 they just fall out when you stand up. Nothing like fertility and the blessing of the Good Lord!   Thews about: Beer Bub, you keep that kind of forked-tongue speak up and I'll serve you my self - in a Dress if need be!   Thews about: Halloween Costume On the actual day of Halloween, I'm going as a "Wasted too many brain cells this weekend, travel weary Browns fan." But the whole weekend previous I'm going as "Fuck the Texans, your team eats my ass, drunken to the core, completely buckled Browns fan in Houston." Sorry I'll miss you Steph, you'll have to pick up the slack in "antics" due to my absence.   Thews about: hey thewsie... Voit I have the song titles if you want them but the tracks are from various albums - selected by Kwolek.   Thews about: Overtime Does anyone enjoy working 18 hour days - I do!   Thews about: Berg! You're starting to sound like a republican - me likey!!! Rant on my wolf in sheep's clothing! Seriously I want a Berg wool sweater for X-mas - work on it.   Thews about: Not Gay She attended the bridal expo, I'm uber glad I wasn't there.   Thews about: Not Gay Or was that Large? I'm a dill hole, what were you doing at the Browns game, did the Beairs come up?   Thews about: Not Gay I was watching the Game w/ A'ron and my Dad-in-Law, while the wife went to a Bridal Expo, repeat I was not at the Bridal expo - I was rooting the Browns on to victory. lany you were 'gating w/ Vollick and them? They're crazy! What were you doing at the Browns game?!   Thews about: Berg! You should've omitted the last sentence of your post - it's GAY!   Thews about: Voit, you motherfucker! Only three times, not TOO bad, try in addition or as well. Your grammitically inclined friend, Thews.   Thews about: B-lo Kelly Holcomb to the rescue! You guys enjoy him for a couple weeks until he's hurt - physically or emotionally. I got a kick out of seeing him start. Have fun with our scraps!   Thews about: b-LO    Thews about: Correction that was to be IN-correctly, sorry again. GOD I"M SOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!   Thews about: Sex Offender Seriously, with a mug like that you'd have to be a sex offender - how else would you get any? And the anchorman is the soundtrack, although I heard I was a retard and it was downloading or uploaded correctly, sorry.    Thews about: Voit, you motherfucker! You can have one of my kidneys Jerk Kirk!    Thews about: Brad - Sweet! So the Browns fresh of the working by-week will roll over the Bears sweet, Brad stay posted and I'll try to upload some Jack J on the ftp this weekend, it's all ready to go, just need to get some time to post it up. My luck with it has been suspect at best best, but keep your eyes peeled.   Thews about: Mayor Squirrel But seriously, better than Campbell and Kucinich working together to ruin Cleveland. Whatever happened to Mike White he was even a Democrat, but somehow made the city a big bunch better.   Thews about: Mayor Squirrel Yes! Squirrel for mayor, you can even import Kent squirrels (Squiggers as my sister refers to them) for impoverished welfare communities. Any squirrel has got to be better than a Demo-- er, Jackass!   Thews about: Wait a sec... If Used Car Salesman was attacked from the rear would Greece help?   Thews about: Wait a sec... I don't eat used car salesmen w/ gravy and stuffing, mmmmmm, gravy!   Thews about: Berg! I'm sure you've heard them all Berg!   Thews about: Voit We should pimp out a bus and have people road trip with us, we could even Cheres folks - for money , @ 6 grand a pop! YES!!!   Thews about: Voit Your link does not take me to the Happy Hippy place - try again, or tell me about, I like vacations.   Thews about: Boycott Don't buy your lunch there anymore, voice your disgust through the power of your economic choice, ie, I don't eat subway cause I loathe that fucker Jared. Subway won't fund more Jared commercials with my dollars. Get your sweet sour chicken somewhere else, fuckers.   Thews about: Berg! Motherfucker - I can follow instructions, the damn zip program isn't working properly or something - Voit's a smart dude, he has issues with it too, it's not just the homo w/ the C-Palsey! Go tribe!!   Thews about: ftp Nevermind, it doesn't - Bub suggestions?   Thews about: ftp I rezipped and posted Anchorman, maybe it'll work.   Thews about: Rant Voit - if you want. I've lost a lot of interest between my wedding circuit and general lakidaisical attitude (lazy). I'm pretty leary to give you 10 clams for my ineptitude but you're cool so I'll let it slide. Separate note, I suck at uploading, I'll try something else soon, sorry. Someone requested the Disease free set, is that person still interested or any other requests from you clowns?   Thews about: Rant ESPN sucks my balls and I will never play Fantasy football there again! EVER!! I can't even add a fucking kicker, since my man Dawson is on the bye! Garbage! Everything about it sucks, the set-up the navigation and the non-stop problems requiring grovel emails to me! Baloney! And Horse Shit! Anchorman is up on the ftp. Wes check it out - funny.   Thews about: Oct 28th I'll be attending a four day Bender seminar in Houston, sorry. GO BROWNS!!   Thews about: ftp Bub, please advise me on how to proceed, do you want me to take off the pics and try to upload more stuff, you want me to take off the album and try another whateva Webmasta.... Lemme know   Thews about: ftp So I posted Beer-Making and STD05 pics, I tried to put up the new(est) Jack Johnson album, then I couldn't put up another one, somebody download that JJ and tell me if it's complete. I'll upload more as space becomes available.   Thews about: The Webmasta! You're the Best-est!   Thews about: The Webmasta! Thanks, Bub! I'll work on that tonight, I have the username and password and can't I just link to the address from the bdc page? Kisses!   Thews about: Whoa Lany! Drunk fest?!?!? Not only am I sick of all you (not really), I am hiding out and de-toxing 95% of October, save the Browns game in Houston, that might not be pretty, I hate 4-day benders. I have a pretty wife-to-be that needs some "attention" and some AREs to take. Bub where can I get happy ftp to upload stuff with, you threw that out maybe a week ago. Could you give me some more info. I have zipped stuff to put on your website.   Thews about: FYI for Bubdotcom-ers I am going into de-tox this month, or what Harold calls "Hiding out." My liver and brain need some time to recuperate, so if I happen into any of you in the next couple of weeks, do not expect much in the way of drunken entertainment. I have some productivity and a hot sexy girl to attend to, that is all.   Thews about: Indians Tickets I wasn't able to get tix that way Large. There's no field for anypromo code and the playoff game do not appear on the schedule.   Thews about: Football season Just out of curiosity, what are the Buccos doing in October? Nutin' Bitch!   Thews about: Large, Berg Where did you fools get your pre-public tickets for the Tribe?   Thews about: Berg! Not just Fuzzy, rather HAIRY and Yiddish and grime-laden!   Thews about: KOL, oggi I'd rather meet @ a place we can drink and don't have to wait for dilly-dallyers (hairy filthy dilly-dallyers). But what do I know, I guess we could meet @ Berg's for lack of a better idea. And possiblity of gettin' PIED!   Thews about: KOL, oggi D-rok don't take no nonsense, He's got to rectify, He got his Big Thews-buckle and the Greenberg's hair in his eye! Ahaa! Shaaa-hake! Cristen Jane girl sucks a Big Thews face!    Thews about: Great Fuckin' Day The wife gets a new job + KOL + D'rok + Dirty Hairy + Total rock out = All day veiny turgidity. Somebody's gettin' humped!!   Thews about: ftp I'm harmless. Muhahahahah!   Thews about: KOL, domani Berg, D-rok, A'ron any thoughts on meetin' up tomorrow for a libation (or multiple) before rock-out? Or meet up @ the Odeon? Questions, comments, suggestions?   Thews about: music Ministry of Sound, maybe? House Techno if that indeed is what it is.   Thews about: ftp Yeah, so apparently I don't have permission to put files on the ftp, I assume that's on my end (silly Boss), yet the right click does not open anything from home (ie the "Log in as..." box). Does this mean I am unable to upload anything for my friends? Thews is sad.    Thews about: FYI Oh, they're zipped and the video was Paul Simon's "You Can Call Me Al", it is a great video.   Thews about: FYI I have pics and albums to post. I'll try the pics ASAP. I'll put up the albums as they come down. I have 6 ready for postage.   Thews about: Hey Bub Really random, but, does your Dad sing Opera? That came up on the ride home Sunday.   Thews about: Hurricanes I'm waiting for Hurricane Thews, like in 2032! Fuck yeah, bitches better go on lock Dowwwwwn! Get your fuckin pets inside, I blow shit around and get you wet! Soaking Wet!   Thews about: Music Trivia part duex Nice job Ab! I love trivia!   Thews about: Music Trivia part duex Who does the Boss bring up on stage to "Dance in the Dark" with in the video?   Thews about: Sentiments from a little Thews in Europe She's a fiery one, eh? Gotta love the Snitts!   Thews about: Sentiments from a little Thews in Europe Hey B, So I am starting to realize how much america rules...fucking Belgiums don't even have the same keyboards...god damn dislexic fucks!!!!!!!!! (SERIOUSLY...the A is the the Q and the comma is the M...GAY!) Anyway...we are still having a blast...our Prof left us in the middle of Antwerp this afternoon... so we just got drunk.don't tell Dad he'll think I missed out on some educational oppurtunity...P.S. def did NOT. Apparently our tour guides took us through the slums and showed us old whore houses... I honestly feel that alcohol was the better choice. Anywho... we are good and staying out of trouble. We did our trip to London...damn pounds killed the bank...everyone should just use the dollar.. stupid fucks (haha). I loved it there though. Despite the exchnange rate being worse than a certain jewish friends body hair (who I really don't think I need to name) it was quite enjoyable. I miss you guys a lot though..prolly you and C more than Dad...but again keep on the DL. I hope the wedding plans are going well. I guess that is about it for now..Be sure to send C my Love (I forgot to bring her e-mail address) Miss you lots...keep barking at the games for me!! Love, Da Snits   Thews about: Tipping If you pay for delivery, no tip, much like how I don't tip the chinese guy who delivers my food when there is a $2 delivery charge, that's his fucking tip, he's just forcing me to give it to him, sometimes I'll give another clam if I'm in a happy-go-lucky mood, but that's cause I'm a nice guy and didn't wait two damn hours. Tip is above and beyond whether you are charged for delivery or not. No charge = tip. Charge = no tip. Charge + above + beyond + no whining = tip, if you're not a communist.   Thews about: Tipping What was delivered, a mail-order bride or pizza?   Thews about: Tribe They are absolutely en Fuego! And not to be a bitch, but we own the Red Sox in October!   Thews about: VH Drum solo intentional - and totally awesome!   Thews about: New Beginning There is no fucking spoon!!   Thews about: New Beginning Uh, Neo, you're the one?   Thews about: Hobby I'll say laughing and non-reality would have to be mine, and tasting my wife.   Thews about: uh I guess Dickey is starting his new job Friday instead of Monday so he needs to leave later, like after work.   Thews about: uh we have to supply dickey with a ride to NY, no tolerance for lateness   Thews about: Love Bad weekend for sports - great weekend for drunk and man smootches! Large -my sneakers may be in your truck, no big deal. Highlights include drunk Keith, chics dancing with me @ Fluid and double dutch for Dortmunder. Congrats to Beck and Steve! See you fools in six days!   Thews about: Later bitches! See some of you tonight, others tomorrow. Erect w/ anticipation! Smootches!   Thews about: Drunk and Veiny Both will be had in mere hours.   Thews about: Anyone for chillin' @ the Thews' - key under the mat - 2370 second st #6, C-Falls 44221. If no one responds - no key.   Thews about: KOL Last call for tix, as it stands Berg, Thews & Cristen, A'ron and D-rok. Anyone else - high quality rock out?   Thews about: Beer Stroh's is good in cans as well, best bang for your buck according to Consumer Reports. No shit. And I have a semi.   Thews about: Occupation I guess I occupy Cheryl's pooper then!   Thews about: Cornhole STEELERS SUCK! GO BROWNS!!!   Thews about: Berg! If you try to lecture me on etiquette and behavior again... Yahweh help you!!   Thews about: 9 am That's why Sparks is the breakfast of champions!! (I am a champion of FUN).   Thews about: tix KOL tix = $15 per   Thews about: KOL D'rok & Berg - Cristen and/or myself are going to pick up tix for the KOL show Thurs night Sept 22 TOMORROW, if you want to save $7 by getting them @ the box office (read through us) I need to know TODAY and $$ this weekend. Lemme know   Thews about: Holy shit honey! They're all savages, they'll touch my monkeys inappropriately and rape our pillows, I don't know if you'll want to do that - but it's already done. My wife RULES!!!   Thews about: Holy shit honey!    Thews about: email So, I got this email from a friend and I don't know if I have his email address, so I hope he was referring to this website, even though he has no friends on this site, but I digress - ANDREW THEWS HAS CLUBS! I hope he sees that!   Thews about: Golf D'rok golf with me, use my clubs - easy as pie!   Thews about: A'ron the deceitful bitch Oh sure have my Aeros play-off tix, I wanna unpack, or have you miss THE SEASON PREMIER OF THE OC. We're probably gonna go anyway and tape the show, so don't tell me all the sordid details 'til Tuesday. Man, football and great TV! I'm turgid w/ delight! Anyone else wanna see the Akron Aeros take on the Altoona Curve tonight - AA play-off baseball - whose intrigued?   Thews about: Not Laundry FYI, Berg A'ron and myself have decided to say farewell to our friend Jen Baldesare on Friday night in Fairview Park (West side Cleveland). We will attend from 9-er or so. We will be dragging Toner and Wes with us. Anyone who wants to join should contact Thews or Berg or A'ron. Those of you who don't should go to kent or occupy themselves at a local dive bar. We're all 20+ we can work out these logistics. We should return to the C-falls area as required by incoming guests or whenever if no one is waiting on us. That is all.    Thews about: I don't know where I'm going to be that's right. Someone needs to tell me what to do. I'll keep you posted.   Thews about: I'll either be in the falls from 4-ish on. Or if I go to Jen B's going away thingy - (which I kinda like to do) it is up to the capi-tan of the vehicle that transported me there.   Thews about: People should drop off stuff in C-Falls before traveling to kent unless they're staying in Kent.   Thews about: FYI I do strip on Limo buses. Strip fuckin' awesome in fact!   Thews about: Andy, you're a star You're right Mr. Bracchi, Cristen is an especially nice woman. I'm still in awe she tolerates my vices, let alone my friends! Ha! Seat is still open then.   Thews about: Cristen Andy - are you puttin' dibs on that last spot in her car?   Thews about: this weekend Cristen has offered to pick-up anyone who needs to go to the falls after work on Sun (read Thews and A'ron plus one @ 6:30 or so). Keep in mind as an option.   Thews about: ftp Bub I thought I'd be novel to post some pics from std05 and some tunes, but nothing opens when I right-click in the white or gray box or anywhere else. suggestions?   Thews about: this weekend someone smarter than me needs to lay down some rough itinerary for Fri night, I have some stuff to handle and need to know what's up.   Thews about: Tailgating Ahhhhh, Greenberg, you suck. I can't believe you wouldn't want to drink your hangover away at the BROWNS FOOTBALL FUCKING OPENER. That's a lame ass excuse from a lame ass jew! Just come you'll feel better after a sparks and some smoke!   Thews about: A'kron Team A'kron has relocated to Cuyahoga Falls, FYI, we are 3-5 (A is 3, T is 5)blocks away from Jack's street. A'ron will have more room than I but I've put up 5 people in the past. And it's been cleared w/ the wife!   Thews about: Tailgating Berg - My buddy Vollick and I are tailgating early w/ a LOT of beer, maybe two cases left over from the wedding, you're more than welcome, rather encouraged to come join the festivities, same general area as last year.   Thews about: Happy labor! Gotta split, go be the Best Man. My love to all, I'll be drinking for you! Kisses, Thews   Thews about: planes Large - What do you think plane run on, they're raising prices, too.   Thews about: Pretty quiet today Isn't there anything fun to say? I'm drafting some Fantasy players tonight - that's fun huh? Gas is expensive, I'm getting tix to the KOL show on Friday before I head to Maumee Bay for a wedding. Anyone have pointers for a Best-man speech? Talk to me people, you guys can't be THAT busy.   Thews about: job stuff I'm sure everyone office will be looking for work - duh, rather help to accomplish said work.   Thews about: AOL & job search Bub - AOL screen name - bigthews. Will anyone's Cleveland office be looking for work between now and year's end? Just curious.   Thews about: Concerns I am want for an AOL IM screen-name I'll get one to you tonight.   Thews about: Concerns #1 - Voit I want a rain check for a hummer, I will be Best-man-ing a wedding for Richi K this weekend. #2 - Bub can you put up a list of players to choose from too, after round 2, I don't know enough players to go blind-style. The drafting is still occuring Wed night? Time? Akron won't be able to get together until later - Like six-heif, seven. I am intimidated by AOL IM, I will try not to cry. Future reference - Yahoo's leagues work pretty schweet. Kisses to the pink spots!   Thews about: Berg! Is that your elimination league you speak of? If so gimme a synopsis and I'll think about it.   Thews about: Drinking & wagering I get it, I get it. I can't have milk. I just wanted to drink alot and take someone's money. :( She has a problem drinking milk & being to school tardy....   Thews about: Gallon of Thews I'm game - no puking, that's understood, how about 4 40's and a can of Red Bull?   Thews about: wager DMac, I'll take you up on that wager, but I don't wanna drink milk (is that the catch?) Can I drink 3 40's and a can of RedBull? I'll even negotiate the $$. Lemme know....    Thews about: Victory of Good over Evil Not only can I smite him down in a battle of wits, but also on the fantasy gridiron. The communist will taste a torrent of defeat!   Thews about: FF What ever happened to Toner Balon or Harolds or Sweet them clowns good for takin' papaz from. I can't wait to school you fools!!!   Thews about: FF I'm takin' y'all bi-atches clams!! WORD!!   Thews about: Registry Where are Andy & Cathryn regis-turd? Just curious.   Thews about: Fantasy? Pitt! I agree 5 or ten bucks otherwise I won't care to talk shit to you bitches. I also concur with later, I was gonna throw out 7, but I can do 6.   Thews about: Reality...concert This just in Kings of Leon, playing @ the Odeon, September 22 (Thurs). I know not all of you are interested or available. But I thought I'd let you know I will be rocking out to a $15 musical orgasm that climaxes w/ Trani. Seriously, I'm going.   Thews about: Bradley Beair I have some Jack - On and On, Brushfire Fairy-tales and In Between Dreams... Lemme know (Brushfire is probably my fav)   Thews about: H'wood Yeah, DMac, not the panthers. And Lany when did you develop a hypothetical gay-fuck list? I'd like to hear about it sometime, compare notes.   Thews about: Team Who? Team Pitt, duh!   Thews about: Voit, you motherfucker! Still undefeated, go Browns!!   Thews about: geek Boy, oh boy. New phone and wheels, you gonna be a hit with the ladies. Fixin' for a date?   Thews about: Chicken Fries I'm not sure about the chicken fries, but KSU did have some kick-ass popcorn chicken, I'd take home to-go boxes full of that stuff and bust it out at 2am and be a GOD! On a slightly separate note. The band featured in the chicken fingers commercial - Coq Roq - that is ingenius, I would go see a rock band dressed up as chickens - Fuck yeah I would. I totally sure they rock as hard if not harder than Kings of Leon. Too bad they're not real, or are they???   Thews about: Berg! You always have to spoil the fun! You want US to all suffer for YOUR shortcomings. Fuckin' communist!    Thews about: Fantasy... Berg waxed and oiled, wait Fantasy football. I'm in for a couple leagues. I'll play in both you bitches don't mind.   Thews about: Voit, you motherfucker! Browns are gonna KILL this year. We're already undefeated, it's gonna roll on Mofo!! GO BROWNS!!   Thews about: Habla Political I wanna know what the inflammatory post was. I'm betting 10:1 it was biast heap of flaming horseshit vitriol w/ no factual backing what so ever!   Thews about: Flooding I DO have a 10" toungue and can breathe through my ears, works like a charm, too!   Thews about: Milk Yeah, it's a schweeet tune. It'd be in your best interest to pick up the album, more awesome tunes, plus lyrics so you can decipher Caleb's crooning. My album of the year.   Thews about: Nothin' to say, huh?    Thews about: LAN Part-ays LAN = Lick Andrew's Nuts   Thews about: LAN Part-ays LAN = Likes Anal Nuggies   Thews about: LAN Part-ays LAN = Loser Andy Nerd   Thews about: LAN Part-ays Andy, what could be more important than saving the world from the Nazi regime or lacing up some Japs in some Medal of Honor?!?! Oh yeah, merging your life with the woman of your dreams, sorry! Stupid video games getting in the way of life planning!   Thews about: Lushy McBarfly It's me.   Thews about: Suicide Machines I think Voit misspoke, I think the opening band was the Secret Machines, I would've liked to see the Suicide Machines, though.   Thews about: Lost and found? Anyone find/ take home/ sneeze on a solid navy eddie bauer T, I lost mine over the looooong weekend. I not suicidal about it so whatever. It's really hot with nothing else if you ladies like to sleep in super-soft Thews tees.   Thews about: Bub Can you email me username and password for ftp uploading, thanks   Thews about: Big E sure, when I get a second.   Thews about: Boner! Ahhaaaa! Shaaaa-hhake! Hoffman don't take no nonsense, he's got to rectify! He's got his Thews belt buckle, and the Wes-man's fire in his eye! I'll bartend your party!! Smootches in hours!   Thews about: Later bitches! Off to SC w/ the wife and Sis. I'll be seeing you fools bright and early Wed afternoon-er for KOL!!! YES!!! Aha!! Sha-hake!! Followed by more fun, fun, fun! I'm so hard, hard, HARD!!! Lates!   Thews about: X-mas I can't wait for my first X-mas present this year. Whooping your Stiller Asses in Browns Stadium on X-mas eve! I'm going! Love it!!   Thews about: name That's why I prefer to drop my name (first and last)and use an alias, cops can't trace it to me either. If I had to, I would take Butcher. It's pretty "hard as nails". Thews Butcher, novel for a while.   Thews about: I'll talk some trash... Everyone who isn't going to see The Kings of Leon rock out like no other band ever will, in the middle of the week, in Canada, has some deranged priorities in the noggin! Aha!   Thews about: Bub and chicas Hey, Bub, good luck with that!   Thews about: On a separate note..... The article about the Gold paint-huffer, when you link to the other classic mug shots, the first one (I love midget porn) I went to high school with that kid and he sold me my first illict substance. Just thought you guys should know. Small effin cyber-world.   Thews about: Dorky habits I have been brainstorming for an hour-heif or so and I can't think of anything legitimately dorky that I do. I mean seriously I may be overtly sexual and crass, but is that dorky? I seriously couldn't think of anything that I do that you guys would classify as dorky. (Fuck the masses, there all dorks, we're the cool ones, by the way). So I'm in this conundrum, 'cause honestly, I've always considered myself a dork, but I see no justifiable manifestation of said dorkiness. Help me out!   Thews about: Dorky habits I touch myself.   Thews about: Berg! Endorsing witchcraft, gee Berg, what's next? Communisim?!?!?!   Thews about: For the Large one Large, I'm not gonna lie, I can burn you a copy of antics and give it to you @ STD, I know that's old fashioned and stuff, but it'll work. Use it as an ace in the hole, if you want.   Thews about: Berg! I'm pretty sure that it's Radiohead. And what a great message to put into the lemmings' heads. Not be creative, get a marketable candidate, or motivate your base far and wide. No, whah, not what I want - kill him. Makes me wanna go out and buy an album, but I still think it's Radiohead off the Hail to the Thief album, if I'm not mistaken.   Thews about: KOL God it's like I've snorted a kilo each of Viagra, Levitra and Celias! SOOOOO ready to ROCK!!!   Thews about: My Beauuuutiful Fiance.... will not be able to attend either KOL or STD, your lamentations begin.........Now. I sure some of you would rather have Cristen there before myself, but, that's life. She will send her regards and for you, Wes, her smootch-backs.   Thews about: Stromulus, I know nothing But I have heard B-lo airport is close to I-90. That's all I got, ask some of the uppers - Bob Rhoads or Chad Wentz I hear some of them may need to fly, Wes may be able to offer some advice. I guess I'm really just saying HI!   Thews about: FYI for Dickey Wes is not accepting shirt requests via BDC, you should email him.   Thews about: CHiPs, etc. Would Stiller play a jewish mexican? Didn't he play a mexican in Anchorman? D-rok come to KOL. It was the best rock show I've ever seen! Wes quoted 6-er as departur time from B-lo, I'd check with him to see if that's still valid. Seriously, the show is worth a kidney - do what you need to. Voit - what are your plans for the Bracchi / English wedding? Are you cruisin' into Geneseo on Fri night or early Sat afternoon? Just curious.   Thews about: KOL Aha Shaa-haake! Taper Jean Girl with a Big Thews face!   Thews about: Note to Wasem I'm just busting your stones, but I am gonna train (mostly my patience) on a dog, I'd say within in a year or shortly after the wedding. I'm thinkin' Wiemeriner.   Thews about: Hey Voit Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I'm turgid and drippy!! I've been cleared for KOL!! And an extended STD weekend! YES!! YEEESSSS!!! Voit, if you would be so kind as to gobble me up a ticket, I would be you sex slave for an in determinate amount of time! YES!! I'm gonna pee the floor!    Thews about: ? to attendees of the Bracchi / English wedding I'm assuming our type of invitee would prefer the shuttle service, and thus be staying at the Days Inn/ Comfort Inn (whatever place that offers the shuttle service). I mean that's not a Brain Surgeon question, right? FYI- I did a mean shuttle bus strip tease in Dallas, be warned!   Thews about: Note to Cathryn Happy septum healing!! Hope you heal quickly and thoroughly! Smoothches!   Thews about: Note to Wes I am 1,000% for KOL, I'm just waiting for sick approval from my Boss. I'll let you know as soon as I know. KOL!! YES!!! I'm gonna rock so HARD!! YES!!!   Thews about: Note to Wasem In response to Wasem's comment about kids being a time suck, I offer the following: That's why I'm gonna start with a DOG.   Thews about: Hey Voit I just don't want to impose, are you getting sick all week, I don't want to force you to take time off that you wouldn't normally, just cause I want to rock out intranationally. I'll play with your dag all Thurs if you have to work. Mr. P and Thews denying chicks at the park. That would be cool. I like to clean, too.   Thews about: Hey Voit Remember drunk talking KoL show in Toronto, I need details and if you were serious about going, and if you are can you tolerate me wed, thur, fri & sat? That's alot of Thews and a metric shit-ton of fun to be had. Lemme know-   Thews about: Berg! You are a goon.   Thews about: Oh my God! It's too bad she probably split her dome open, she pretty cute. Check the guy in orange. His reaction is pretty cool.   Thews about: Danny V. I was wondering what kind of crazy "in" we would have to allow Dan Vierya to let us play horseshoes in his back yard, or how you the lighting layout, then I realized, wrong Danny V.   Thews about: To take A'ron's sentiment one notch further... Although I have a crippling addiction to non-reality, I manage to hold a job and use my marketable skills to promote events that are attended by the coolest people in the galaxy. I also kiss men unabashedly.   Thews about: shirts Thews will take a shirt - it better be cool - size Grande or Large for those who don't speak America's second language.   Thews about: Sculpture Park Would one of the Voits please fill Thews in on the S.Park schedule preceding std05. I was assuming a lunch 'til dinner/tired of hiking, but the majority of the afternoon. Sobriety level? Dead lilies? Attendees? Just curious?   Thews about: ARE I was planning on taking Pre-design, then maybe another easy one then getting into my structures. Need to start by getting my feet wet. I was hoping to start in Aug, especially since my whole Sept is booked with weddings. The English clan preventing my career advancement, tisk, tisk! j/k   Thews about: musac How about Black-star?   Thews about: Berg! Why is it you like to put up links that require me to divulge personal information to The New York Times? They are an untrustworthy source of information. Why don't you summarize it for me....    Thews about: Thanks! I'd like to thank you guys for all your love and support in my engagment, and all the way back to when I was a freshman tool with a underdeveloped drinking habit. You guys are the best. I'd be a shell of a man without you! Wet ones!   Thews about: This week in Thews history Not sure, thinking in fall of 2006 but we're working out logistics... we'll keep you posted.   Thews about: This week in Thews history Cristen and I are engaged.   Thews about: Clueless Thews Ladies and Gents, what, praytell, is H&M, is it anything like S&M? Just curious.   Thews about: chair warranty My chair's warranty is somewhat different, my ass can be plopped in it all damn day, but I'm only allowed 2-3 hours of productivity.   Thews about: Beer pics Bub, Andrew and others that are interested in seeing the Brewing process come to life in living color with your friendly host, Thews, I'll send a zip to Bub later tonight.   Thews about: sharing the BEER, that is, pics too, I guess, but I'll be bringing home 3 cases of duece-duecers of Thews' Brews, so plenty libations for good people   Thews about: Beer-makin' pics Bub, Abby, anyone interested in seeing pics of me make BEER, if not I'll still share with y'all, no pressure, lemme know   Thews about: hey Voit & English... see that Tribe.... stings a 'lil, don't it. I'm not that much of a fan, just talkin' sheeee-it!   Thews about: hello Thews here, I made beer on Saturday, that was fun, got all loopy and made a pale ale and learned stuff too, it was rad.    Thews about: new musac is that the new mars volta and the killers, D-rok?   Thews about: survey Gilbert Gotfreid's got my vote. Zabka also played the mean guy in RAD.    Thews about: Develope this..... Eminent domain is against everything this country stands for. This shit is reserved for dictatorships and tyranny. 1000% against one's right to the pursuit of happiness, especially when it is YOUR property, that's the fucking definition of property, ownership, YOUR property cannot be owned by the government too. Is it cool when it's your house? - Then it's not cool for anyone's house, little old ladies and welf-ghetto residents included. Greater good - people should start looking in the damn mirror to create greater goodness (For themselves and others), not to government with out-stretched hand and the typical "fix my problems!" mentality.   Thews about: ED It's totally and utterly incomplete, I am aware of that....   Thews about: Strom What up dude? It's so nice to cyber-see you, you should stop in more often, frankly, because I have nothing funny to say now. Dickey is done @ Cranbrook and will be my neighbor until he finds somewhere else to attend school.   Thews about: Gorillaz Since I just got back into town, could you keep it up til later tonight, say 9-er, so I could grab it up when I get home. If not I'll burn it from A'ron or sumthin.   Thews about: Today's Friday! Here's a post that will piss everyone off, sorry to ruin your hump day, but I'm done after today, takin' a plane to Dallas to go to a weddin'! Sheeeee-it! It will be a sweaty balls weekend - Dallas in mid-June. When I went last year in Sept it was 90's and exceptionally bad Browns football, there will be less football this time around but more heat - consumption on the other hand should be the constant - we'll see. On an unrelated note, is the FTP site down? Is it that virus Bub got? I like free music. I may have some if you guys want it..... Smootches for the remainder of the week!   Thews about: Vacation, biatches Thews will be out of the office the week of June 6-10, please feel free to contacts someone else for your injection of non-reality, I will return next Saturday the 11, I'll tell you all about how I love my in-laws!! Feel free to contact me via telephono, I found it, well actually some Bum Tony found it and I bought it back from him for a cool Andy Jackson! YES!! I can't wait to golf shitty and burn my skin!! YES!!! Friday kisses!   Thews about: I was at the sharp edge during a questionable portion of my life, I was impressed and had my first Delerium Tremors there. MMMMM, Belgian beer, creamy and full of wheat, my favorite!   Thews about: Beer making My druthers - I like the wheat beers with a hint of fruit, not Jolly Rancher style, subtle, requiring thought and multiple tastings, or something really kick-you-in-the-Jimmy, those are yummy too! When I go to make my beer in June, I think I'm going to go with the one with the highest ABV. Oh, and on a totally unrelated note, some homeless guy had my phone! Story to follow.....   Thews about: No shit... How does someone like that get any?!?! Of course, he a sexual offender, no one goes to bed with that willingly, I would for the right amount of $$ and he'd have to be familiar w/ the shocker, I suppose I could introduce him to it, then we'd bring in Ma Bear to get REAL kinky!   Thews about: Let's be honest I hate to say it but..... Seriously who could resist a bear in heat or a conversational Thews in water (who incidentally is in an ongoing state of male heat - for ever-turgid-rigidity). Thews is irresistible to all walks of nature, dogs are into me too. I've got the pheromones! YES!!   Thews about: Does a bear chill with thews in the pool? I love to stimulate the ursa genus with titilating conversation!   Thews about: Does a beer chill in the pool? Was the B-E-A-R drinking B-E-E-R or do we have ourselves a spee-lang conundrum?   Thews about: Andy, you're a star I'm glad Andy said everything I was gonna about Bubdotcom.com. I concur! On the STD thing, I get drunk and I don't want to be partners w/ someone one moment then have to hate them the next, I'll forget and pee on a teammate or hive five an enemy. I think captains should be picked out of a hat, then draft their teams (maybe before games are chosen/finalized so it's blind - no scheming just awesomeness). I don't know - hey Bub how's Steve?    Thews about: new beer What the hell is erdinger? Is that what British Transvestites refer to each others junk as? I'm going to Richi K's for an uber-domesticatic cook-out on Mon. I may touch myself. I plan on drinking beverages of non-reality! Those are my Mem-Day weekend plans! Mondays are not fun!   Thews about: Killaz Is anyone still interested in the killaz, or was that just an amusing conversation for awhile. C & I will be attending most likely w/ A'ron, if anyone still is interested shoot me an email or ring my bitch-ass up! Wet ones for Friday! T   Thews about: Saaaaawing and a miss Maybe the dudes were too pubescently occupied with her budding breasts to stop the onslaught of 40 mph fastballs. I should been swinging, would've torn that streak apart! YES!!   Thews about: BORING I have a handy 40oz piss container from my accident, it's got a lid and a sweet handle! I wouldn't smash in it though!   Thews about: ...bang on the drum all day. I've had the virtual drum set on my steering wheel for decades!   Thews about: KOL If anyone wants last minute awesome plans, Lany & Wes are checkin' out the Kings of Leon tonight at the Beachland ballroom. It'll be a rockin'ass time, I'm done with work today, if anyone wants more info contact Thews 330-310-1134. Rockin' out w/ veiny cock out! YES!!! And I can't wait to teach Sophia her first dirty flirt move! YES!!! Friday kisses!   Thews about: Odd Collections Dave has a old & foreign coin collection that his old man started - I don't know the fancy word for coin collector, though. I'm glad I'm not "in labor" I'd freak out, I can barely handle cooking a meal without flipping my top.   Thews about: I'm down with sexual clones Surprised?   Thews about: Sublet Mr. Bullie - I would check for summer housing around U of A'kron. That's probably your best bet for a summer sublet. You might be able to find some listings online but I wouldn't know where exactly.   Thews about: Beer Cristen got me a gift certificate to go brew a keg of beer at some place in Strongsville (OH), so I'll have a keg for a party sometime this summer, or I can get 72 double dueces. That my brew story. Good luck with your batch(es) Bub. Mondays suck!   Thews about: question otd can i get a hint or a clue or something? Otherwise I'll have to ask you this question - does Tre bang Marissa - do you know what the importance of that? - I DO, let me tell ya! YES!!!   Thews about: Speeling I guess I spelled whine-y not Winnie, my apologies.   Thews about: Whiney Where was she at competion weekend? Or the crawl for that matter? I could've been shcoked into submissin either weekend. Do you think Eby boinked her? Kudos if he did, I hope he got what she was promoting! YES!!   Thews about: Polling It's still totally radical - fucking colors! You're a fucking web genius Mr. mountain! YES!! YES!!   Thews about: Killaz The Killers w/ Hot Hot Heat Saturday May 28th. Scene pavilion (formerly Nautica stage) 8-er. Tickets available online @ ticketmaster.com. Tickets are $21.50 plus ticketmaster rape. Thews and Cristen are the only confirmed w/ tix. Tony Balon cannot attend. That is what I know.   Thews about: Polling Totally radical poll set-up Bub! I wish everything was done on a Bubdotcom poll basis!   Thews about: I'm not gonna lie Summer games should happen and all we have to do is pick a date (obviously we can't do a holiday weekend, 'cause everyone is doing other things) and it doesn't have to be a long weekend 'cause we never needed one before - they're just desirable so let's say JULY 15-17 object if necessary, as far as place - B-lo and P'burgh are nominations, central, ability to host, proven. I don't have anything against C-bus or the 'Shire or fuckin' Des Moines, Iowa, for that matter. I just think from a purely pragmatic sense, they're best. I would love O!!H!! to host, but I just think is too spotty and no walkability, let's get down to brass tacks - it's A'ron's fault, if he wasn't so fuckin' busy painting pretty pictures for all of us we'd have that teleport thing handled, and all this discussion on dates and locations would be moot, and it would allow me to teleport into Toner's love nest so I can watch him sleep, while touching myself. Now I'm gonna git me one those egg-normous... meat-normous sandwiches, prefferably served to my by a plastic-headed King. That is all.   Thews about: Dated but I thought I'd offer any way Who wants a moustache ride?!?!? Or how about- I LOVE Acid!!!!   Thews about: 2 things #1, greenberg, watch your blasphemy, you're bordering on heathen level with your Pitt comments. #2 What's wrong with masturbating in the library? Or anywhere for that matter?   Thews about: B-day Wishes Thank you to all my radical friends for their B-day and 420 wishes. You guys rule! I'll see some of you on Friday! Others have fun in D'twa or where else you may be or doing what you do. Smootches!!!!   Thews about: Andy Hell Yeah!!! I love summer because of less clothes!! Mr. English I received an email about joining your mobile club, could you give me more info, I'm in the dark.   Thews about: You wanna know an interesting fact... I was telling A'ron the other day that i wanted the stuffed animal pants worn by Flea. On another note the Tees sold by the belt buckle place are LOL funny - I've been pushing for more cowbell for years.   Thews about: Belt-buckle Fuck Yeah I need one of those!! My B-day's coming up - perfect opportunity for giftness - you know I'll wear it shamelessly and occasionally pull my swollen nuts over top for X-tra attitude!   Thews about: You wanna know an interesting fact... On my way out to the car to go to my favoritest place ever (work) today I saw Steve pulling reeds or leaves or stringy refuse from the dumpster to make himself a nest in the tree near the Mint's park'g spot. Steve has moved and maybe steve will aly some eggs in his newly built nest for little Steves. YES!! And A'ron, name one commercial in the past five years you've enjoyed, if I don't recieve a response before 5-er tonight, you will be reclassified as a grumpy old man. That is all.   Thews about: Punta cana What am I gonna do when there is no Site Manager!?!?!?!?!!!   Thews about: Wrasslin' I lost to the cross-dresser, but I kicked his ass in the Solid Gold dance-off!! YES!!   Thews about: Killaz Tickets can be purchased on Ticketmaster.com, here is the address or thingy or whatever, I don't know computer stuff............. www.ticketmaster.com/event/05003A85B203298A   Thews about: ZZZZzzzz Highlights for Thews - no DUI's, making the Artsy kid jealous of my dance moves, telling "I peed myself" stories to a stranger. Lowlights, sleeping in an oven, Dickey getting cheese on his Tacos, taking pics of the biological brothers while uber-stonied and afraid of kids. On a separate note banks suck, I deposited this check a week ago and there's a fucking hold on it, so it won't clear til the 15th, WTF give me my $$, otherwise I'm gonna have to steal dog food for sustenence. Cabin - we'll have to see, lots of vacation this summer... 4 weddings to go to - 3 in Sept (I'm in 2) - stupid marriage taking my cabin time - acctually, that's probably not even the case - just venting, stupid bank. Here's something fun - the Killers are playing C-town on May 28 (Sat), I've invited Wes, tickets are in the mail to me, A'ron will go. Anyone else interested? Wanna have an interstate concert fun drunk-time? Whoooooooo!! Everyone should come and we can have drunk-fun. YES!!    Thews about: Deadlines I'm proud of the fact that deadlines to my friends and their website are taken more seriously than most every work related deadline, no, seriously...   Thews about: stupid laziness I wanted to get you pics last night Bub, but Bulldog called and we went to his place to grill. Mmmmm, grilled meat. Anyway I'm a bitch, you'll get 'em tonight... Sunday at the latest. Monday if I'm absolutely worthless.   Thews about: dorky architects I've been charging 35 I guess I'm below A'rons rate, I think my boss charges $45 for drafting rate... so whatever.   Thews about: Cheap Beer Berg - I just thought I'd let you know I too have fallen in love w/ cans of PBR. That is my "everyday" beer and some time when I'm out at the Beachland Ballroom checking a show I'll get pounder cans of PBR, it's really enjoyable and drinkable!   Thews about: Wrong That was laugh out loud funny, I'm glad everyone is gone (at work) so I didn't have to explain why it was funny and why I'm so damned insensitive that I nearly peed myself. I concur w/ the berg, the butt is an oasis of sensuality and it should be explored by those willing to broaden their non-gay horizons, and no berg I will not administer your enemas.   Thews about: ghetto Due to lack of response - I'm also assuming this weekend is bad for Detroit. Chairs will be on display peeps. Correct me if I'm wrong. Bub- gonna try and get you pics from the crawl tonight - I've been busy or lazy or touching myself...   Thews about: i fling poo I'm gonna come right and question the gayness - we have a lady going to get a medical procedure done that involves the butt, if it was I that was going to receive repeated colonics not for medical purpose but for my own pleasure, definately increasing the gayness factor, but I still say not gay. I'm pretty sure a another male needs to be involved - ie Road Trip - the professional assistance scene - not gay, now replace the female nurse with a bearded fat guy - gay. Procedures involving the butt, medical or otherwise aren't instantly gay just because the butt is involved, and I'm not going to bat for not gay because I've had procedures.... I think intent needs to come into play...   Thews about: Dickey's Ghetto Is anybody interested in throwing planning into the wind and visiting JD in D'twa this weekend. I've got to help my office move and do some celebratory stuff for the 2-7er on the weekend of the 22. Feedback is appreciated.   Thews about: Summer It IS time for sandals and thongs, or flip flops and belly shirts, or thongs and nipples and beach and drunk and Corona and tan lines or no tan lines and drunk and frisbee and OC-style bonfires and coconut smell and greased-up Thews and drunk and short-shorts and summer dresses!!!! Yes! YES!!   Thews about: Cruelty That was a good one Bub, I've never felt as violated by a prank before. Except for that one incident w/ Mr. P and some pine cones...   Thews about: Ocular Humor Fuckin' eye stories - we're the BEST!!! YES!!   Thews about: Patches O'Hoolihan No seriously, this girl was doin' glasses over the patch, I was pretty drunk and she bought some Reds at the bar. I haven't smoked a Red in ages, so I was tempted to ask her for one but I was afraid I was gonna be like "Hey Willie why don't ya bum me a smoke, garrrrr!" And the 'stache is gone - I get more kisses now! Stupid beer-absorbing facial hair, ruining my game! Oh, and for the record if I ever have to sport the eye patch - it will be just Like One-Eyed Willie's with the pearls and diamonds and shit! Word!   Thews about: Mullet-tude Why do I have a majority of that music - am I weird or somethin'?   Thews about: Stu Center Couch Leslie o, the pear and maybe Famous Bob or good ol' Randy Branch Stole one. It lived in Leslie's dorm for a while .... Yeah, I used it!!   Thews about: Sweet / Depeche Thanks to the radical P'burgh hosts! Had a blast as expected! Feeling better today than I did when I started the crawl, so I guess that's good - Waiting for the Depeche to hit me like a ton of bricks. Didn't kill anyone @ Ikea, but if I only had a gun! Will I have to pay my parking ticket, or can I get away with not paying it. My assumption is I should pay in case the cops at the Tiki Lounge want to screw me some more next year and the have a warrant to do so. Correct me if I'm wrong. My friends are the best!!!   Thews about: Drunk Under the table - I will put you all there while drinking all damn day on Saturday! O!! H!! Wait.. Wasted, Buckled and Bent!! ah, Drunk! Yes!!   Thews about: Gay or Not I'm sorry I forgot who wanted mix discs - D-Rok, Bub, Biggie anyone else? Gay and/or Not Gay. Lemme know   Thews about: Skid Row I just to go on record that while Mr. Mountain spews blasphemy about certain 80's metal bands, some of us actually like Skid Row and I found their sophmore attempt to be slighty more stimulating than their self-titled debut, either way they deserve better than to be lumped in with Yinzer strippers, Winger - OK, Dokken - no arguments, just leave Skid Row out of it -they're above that kind of company.   Thews about: Long Live the Mint Hell yeah, Saturns would do good in a demolition derby! They're also very resilient against getting peed on, or in, rather. And that gay car of mine has transported me reliably to see your asses many times. As a side note, has anyone taken note of my license plate - COX 2401, wouldn't it be cooler if there were six jackasses in front of me at the BMV - COX 2407, that a fitting plate for a car that takes it in the tail-pipe and likes pee. My gold star for today goes to the MINT!   Thews about: Leftovers i conferred w/ Pamela Strunk (what a sweet last name by the way - it's like stoned & drunk banging each other) the blue hood you speak of is indeed hers, she shall claim it in the 'burgh, not to be conThewsed with The Berg.   Thews about: Leftovers Oh, yeah I've never had that much dignity or self-respect, rendering your insults as water off a duck's back.   Thews about: Leftovers You know, Voit team Thews (um, yeah, members include Thews and others yet to be named) put forth the motion to hold summer games, maybe this can be done one weekend in the summer, before it all gets penciled-in and maybe O!! H!! can regain some dignity before years end. Insert team B-lo groans and whines here. We could make a summer games trophy so you could keep the belt. We could have bocce, cornhole, horseshoes, jarts, ultimate or frisbee golf, maybe badmiton, and we could just have more competition weekends, I just happen to like them, I even like team B-lo (despite their incesant gloating) and beer and dags and good folks. I am already nostalgic and I'll see you fools in like ten-er days but I want every weekend to be drinking & competition, fuck-it the whole week really, no need for work. I guess I'll stop rambling and look forward to ultimate crawl-ness.   Thews about: Speaking of Bright Colors! If anyone wants a copy of the GAY and/or NOT GAY mix discs from Comp weekend, let me know. I'm gonna single-handedly destroy B-lo in the Crawl!