New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!     New!   Mmmmm.....bacon.  New! Scientists create a robot that can taste stuff.  Wines, cheeses, etc. A reporter put his hand in the mouth of the robot and was told he tastes like bacon, the cameraman tastes like prosciutto. I, for one, welcome our robotic overlords. Uh, yes, I'd like a glass of Cocaine please.  New! New energy drink called Cocaine. It's 350 percent stronger than red bull, with "no sugar rush". I wonder what would happen if you mixed a sparxx with this? you could be up for weeks. Terrible sports logos  New! For the b-lonians. I completely disagree with #1. It might be the most fantastic logo I've ever seen. Seriously. My birthday is November 12th, whoever finds a t-shirt for this team, get's a blow job. Craziest. Rollercoaster. Ever.  New! Motorcycle rollercoaster. Looks like you can fall right off....or at least break your legs. I wanna ride it. #1 sign of the apocolyps  New! Dentist puts gold teeth on cat. Says it will give him more street cred, biatch. Nelly unavailable for comment. it was a one-eyed, one-horned flying...  New! Pictures of a cyclops baby. Freaky. Everybody get out your sling-shots. holy crap  New! Crazy night-club tables. They'd go well in berg's attic. mmmmm....ice cream  New! Ben and Jerry's makes black and tan ice cream. Yep, beer flavored ice cream. I know what we're eating late night next st. patty's day. Yub nub, eee chop yub nub  New! Danish design firm offers ewok-style tree houses. Enjoy. Ewok celebration song Homeowner vs. ninja  New! Homeowner shoots Ninja burglar. That pretty much says it all. I wasn't aware ninjas still existed outside the salad world.